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[Mary] Absolutely not.

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But we're in Europe,
the birthplace of the modern rail system.

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It is also the birthplace
of the guillotine,

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you're not playin' with that either.

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I'm a college senior, and I know more
about trains than Richard Trevithick.

6
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Who?

7
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He built the first
working steam locomotive.

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I don't care.

9
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You are not gallivantin' around Europe
on a train by yourself.

10
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German children ride trains
by themselves all the time.

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When you become a German child,
we'll talk.

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[grumbles]

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[scoffs] Richard Trevithick...

14
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How does he even know these things?

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Oh, George wrote me a letter.

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[George] Dear Mary, hope you and Sheldon
are havin' a great time in Germany.

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So great.

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Got the phone bill the other day.
It was a whopper.

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Figured maybe instead of callin'
we should try the good ol' US mail.

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Everything here is fine,
a little crowded since the tornado,

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but it's bringin' us together.

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Missy, I've got business to tend to.

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[Missy] I'll be out in a second.

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She almost done? I gotta shower.

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There's a line or a hose out back,
take your pick.

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Count of three.

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And our granddaughter
is gettin' more fun every day.

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Boo.

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[CeeCee cries]

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What is wrong with you?

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It was just peek-a-boo!

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You'll be happy to know
your daughter made a new friend, Taylor,

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and they've been hangin' out a ton.

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Where are you goin' all dressed up?

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I'm not dressed up,
and I'm goin' to the mall with Taylor.

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When do I get to meet this girl?

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Soon. Gotta go.

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[sighs] Okay, let's do this.

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[theme song playing]

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Ooh, she wrote back. Savin' money already.

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[Mary] Dear George,
it was really nice to get your letter.

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It reminds me of when you were in Vietnam,

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except this time
I'm the one in a foreign country

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-and the enemy is Sheldon.
-[chuckles]

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The other day he wanted
to go ridin' around Germany

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by himself on a train.

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-But I put a stop to that.
-Good.

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[speaking German]

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Shh.

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[George] Your mom's been goin'
through a rough patch

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since she lost the house,
but she's a strong woman.

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You'd be proud
of how well she's dealin' with it.

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Hey.

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-What are you doin'?
-Takin' one of your beers.

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-What are you doin'?
-Writin' Mary a letter.

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Too cheap for a phone call?

57
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You know how much those things cost?

58
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A tank of gas to say,
"I miss you." [scoffs]

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Besides, this is nice,
writin' back and forth,

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kind of like when I was in the Army.

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-She's writin' you back too, huh?
-Mmm-hmm.

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Huh.

63
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What?

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My house blows away,
I don't even get a damn postcard.

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You should write her first.
That's what I did.

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Well, I'm not her cheapskate husband.

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[George] Heads-up, I might kill
your mother before you get back.

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Ooh, 719 to Frankfurt,
birthplace of the frankfurter.

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-That's a must-see.
-[knocking on door]

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-Sheldon, can I get you anything?
-No.

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-Are you sure? A cup of tea?
-I'm fine.

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-Hot chocolate?
-Why are you badgering me?

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Whoa, what brought that on?

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Nothing. Everything's fine.
I just have to study.

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Is this about the train?

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What? No. What train?

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Are you still mad
that I won't let you go alone?

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Yes.

79
00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:05,916
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

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Someday, when you're a parent,
you'll understand.

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I'm sure I will.

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Okay then.

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[Sheldon] Dear Missy, I'm sure
you're surprised I'm writing to you.

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But I have a secret, and I have to tell
someone or my head will explode.

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-Ooh!
-The other day,

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against Mother's orders,
I rode a train by myself.

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What a loser.

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[singing] Because you're mine
I walk the line

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Because you're mine, I walk the line

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[Meemaw] George tells me you and Sheldon
are havin' a good time in Germany.

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Things here are finally settling down.

92
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I moved in with Dale,
which has been great.

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He's been so supportive and patient--

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Could you play another song?

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I'm workin' on this song.

96
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My last nerve is what you're workin' on.

97
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Well, you gotta practice
if you wanna get good.

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For what? You're 74.
You gonna play that song in Hell?

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Look, this is my house.
And in my house I play the guitar.

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I thought you said
your house was my house?

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And in your house,
there's a guy who plays the guitar.

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And he's getting pretty doggon' good.

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-[string buzzing]
-[groans]

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Guide's here.

105
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Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.
What does she see in him?

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Women love musicians.

107
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Man, I gotta learn to play guitar.

108
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Why?

109
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So your love for me will deepen?

110
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Nice save, Romeo.

111
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Look, another letter from Mom.

112
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Aw, I think it's so romantic,
you two writin' to each other.

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Just 'cause he's a cheapskate.

114
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It can be both.

115
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Well, I think it's sweet.

116
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Well, I can write you
a letter if you want.

117
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-Please, don't.
-Why not?

118
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Because your spelling makes me sad.

119
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[Georgie] I can use small words.

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[Mary] Dear George,
I really loved your last letter.

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Who would have thought that I would have
a love affair in Germany,

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and that it would be with you?

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I miss you all so much,

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but it sounds like everyone
is doing great.

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By the way, Missy's new friend, Taylor,

126
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is that a boy or a girl?

127
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Missy!

128
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[George] I've included some Polaroids
of your granddaughter

129
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and your hot American boy toy.

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Don't feel bad for being confused
about Missy's friend.

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He is a boy.
But don't worry, I'm on top of it.

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Taylor's a boy?

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Yes.

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So when you went to the movies with him,

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-he was a boy?
-Mmm-hmm.

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And when you went swimming at his house,
he was a boy with his shirt off.

137
00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:03,416
I never said he was a girl.

138
00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:06,000
No, I said he was a girl
and you didn't correct me.

139
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-I don't remember who said what.
-Yes, you do.

140
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And that is the last
you're seein' of Taylor.

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Dad, it's not what you think.
He doesn't like me like that.

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He's a 13-year-old boy,
he likes all girls like that.

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He's 15, and he doesn't.

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Fifteen!

145
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And he really doesn't.

146
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The hell does that mean?

147
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-Oh.
-Yeah.

148
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So he's like a gal pal?

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Bingo.

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Okay.

151
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So, can I go to his house
and watch a movie?

152
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-No other boys will be there?
-Just him and me.

153
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-All right then.
-Thanks, Daddy.

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[George] It's a different world, Mare.

155
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I'm proud of Missy
for keepin' an open mind.

156
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And shoot, I'm proud of myself.

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By the way, I told my dad you're gay.

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Okay.

159
00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:02,958
[Dale] Hey.

160
00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,500
Have you seen my guitar?

161
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,583
Nope. Why?

162
00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:09,166
I could have sworn
I left it in the bedroom.

163
00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:10,875
Now I can't find it anywhere.

164
00:08:11,333 --> 00:08:12,333
That's weird.

165
00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:15,750
Did you hide it?

166
00:08:16,541 --> 00:08:19,166
I can't believe
you would accuse me of such a thing.

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-Did ya?
-Did I what?

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Hide my guitar.

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[singing softly] Because you're mine
I lost my mind

170
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Well, give it back.

171
00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:31,458
Only under certain conditions.

172
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That guitar's been here
way longer than you have.

173
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You wanna see it again?

174
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What conditions?

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First of all, if I'm out of the house,
you can play it all day long.

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-That's reasonable.
-I'm a reasonable lady.

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Number two, you cannot play
the same song for more than five minutes.

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No, no, no, no.
That's not how practice works.

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Repetition is the key to mastery.

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00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:54,583
-Ten minutes.
-Deal.

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It's in the closet behind the raincoats.

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Well, thank you.

183
00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:05,083
[Dale singing] Because you're mine--

184
00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:07,291
Hold on. Let me get my egg timer.

185
00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:09,500
Because you're mine...

186
00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:12,125
-Auf Wiedersehen.
-Where you goin'?

187
00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:15,791
-The library. [whispers] In Frankfurt.
-Have fun.

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00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:19,833
[adult Sheldon] As much as I hated lying,
I loved trains just a little bit more.

189
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:25,291
[Georgie] Dear Mandy,
there are so many things I love about you

190
00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:28,166
it's hard to know where to start,
but I will.

191
00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:31,000
Sure, I could go on and on
about your beautiful...

192
00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:34,083
B-E...

193
00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:35,916
Where does the dang U go?

194
00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:40,000
Pretty boobs.

195
00:09:40,666 --> 00:09:44,291
But what's more important
is what's underneath, your heart.

196
00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:46,416
Oh, yeah, that's good.

197
00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:48,666
-Can I cash out?
-Oh, sure.

198
00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:50,541
Hey, question.

199
00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:54,125
If you sneak into the bathroom
to watch a woman shower,

200
00:09:54,291 --> 00:09:56,041
is that romantic or creepy?

201
00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:58,500
-Romantic.
-That's what I thought.

202
00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:03,000
And when you're alone in the shower...

203
00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:08,416
-Ticket?
-[speaks German]

204
00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:18,250
Mmm-hmm.

205
00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:37,583
Ja.

206
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:42,750
[snoring]

207
00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:06,708
-[continues snoring]
-[groans]

208
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,500
Man.

209
00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:20,208
-What? What the hell?
-What?

210
00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:21,541
What are you doin'?

211
00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:25,708
Well, I'm just putting the nose spray in
'cause you're snorin'.

212
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:29,166
Well, there's no reason
to stick something up my nose.

213
00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:32,458
-I'm sorry.
-If anybody's snorin', it's you.

214
00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,416
I mean, just look at that honker.

215
00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:37,000
Well, that's not very nice.

216
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:40,375
Well, what's not nice
is you violating my nose.

217
00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:41,958
Well, it's not gonna happen again.

218
00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,708
Hey, but listen, now that you're up,

219
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,833
why don't we just spritz
the other nostril--

220
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,583
-Don't you dare!
-Okay, okay.

221
00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:55,833
And for your information,
you fart all night long.

222
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,416
It's 'cause of your cookin'.

223
00:11:58,166 --> 00:11:59,916
Quit feeding me fajitas.

224
00:12:00,916 --> 00:12:04,083
[Sheldon] Dear Missy,
I am currently on my fifth train ride,

225
00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:08,416
exploring Germany and the nations
of the former Austro-Hungarian Empire.

226
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,333
It's often referred to as a dual monarchy

227
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,458
because the Habsburg ruler
was both the Emperor of Austria

228
00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:14,750
and the King of Hungary.

229
00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:17,958
Speaking of hungry... Strudel.

230
00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:31,125
-[bell dings]
-[doors close]

231
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,041
-[train moving]
-Wait. Wait!

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00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:37,375
Warten! Warten! That's German for wait.

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00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:41,000
[adult Sheldon] As you can see,
they did not warten.

234
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,041
[speaking German]

235
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,375
Sheldon Cooper.

236
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:56,250
-[phone rings]
-Hello?

237
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,291
[operator] I have a collect call
from Sheldon Cooper.

238
00:12:58,416 --> 00:12:59,916
Do you accept the charges?

239
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,750
Sorry, my dad says
it's too expensive and--

240
00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:03,541
[Sheldon] Missy, please.
It's an emergency.

241
00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:07,583
-Fine, I accept.
-[operator] Go ahead.

242
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:08,625
What?

243
00:13:08,791 --> 00:13:11,000
I'm stranded in a train station
in Weinheim, Germany

244
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,500
and I can't call Mom
because I lied about--

245
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,666
-Sorry. I'm getting another call.
-Wait, don't--

246
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,291
Hello? Oh, hi, Taylor.

247
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,666
Nothing. What are you up to?

248
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:21,833
Missy!

249
00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:23,458
Missy?

250
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,500
[pathetically] Missy.

251
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,333
[Georgie] And not just 'cause
you're naked in the shower,

252
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,625
'cause you're naked and all sudsy.

253
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:35,125
It's like watching MTV,
but in the bathroom.

254
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,500
I hope that didn't sound creepy.

255
00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:40,583
But you're so pretty
I can't stop looking at you,

256
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:43,583
even with clothes on
covered with CeeCee's spit-up.

257
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:47,375
Oh, you're reading my letter.
I'll come back.

258
00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:49,291
Oh, now you wanna give me privacy?

259
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,333
So it was creepy, huh?

260
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,166
It was.

261
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,833
-Where are you goin'?
-I'm gonna go take a shower.

262
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,458
Maybe I'll leave the door unlocked.

263
00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:03,041
Well, all right.

264
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:05,583
[speaking German]

265
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,083
[in English] It's okay, young man.
We speak English.

266
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,791
But not as well as my Germans.
So stay with me.

267
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,791
[speaking German]

268
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,375
-[Georgie] Dad, get out!
-[Mandy gasps] Oh, God!

269
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,875
-Why didn't you lock the door?
-[Georgie] I didn't wanna miss anything.

270
00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:23,833
[Mary] I've been sittin' here
starin' at your picture,

271
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,458
thinkin' about all the years
we've been together

272
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:31,041
and how I may have
taken you for granted the last few.

273
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:34,458
I do appreciate you, I do love you,

274
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,833
and I'm sorry I don't say it enough.

275
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,083
Or say it at all.

276
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:43,958
So rest up because when I get back,

277
00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:46,583
-I'm gonna show you how much--
-[phone rings]

278
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:52,875
-Hello?
-Mom, it's me.

279
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:54,250
I know I'm not supposed to call,

280
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,166
but Sheldon called
and said he's in trouble.

281
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,916
Sheldon's at the library.

282
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,250
No, he's not. He's stuck at
a train station somewhere in Germany.

283
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:02,458
When did he call?

284
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,208
-I don't know. Two, three hours ago.
-What?

285
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,291
This is expensive, I should go.

286
00:16:11,791 --> 00:16:12,958
I'm gonna kill him.

287
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,291
-What are you doin'?
-I'm gonna go sleep in the other room

288
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:20,750
so we don't bug each other.

289
00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:22,375
And leave me here all alone?

290
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,083
I thought you'd be happy.

291
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:25,666
Well, my nose might be happy,

292
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:28,833
-but the rest of me won't be.
-Oh.

293
00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:31,625
Unless you're leavin'
because my snorin' is so bad.

294
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,208
-Alleged snoring.
-"Alleged snoring"?

295
00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:37,583
I'm going half-deaf in this ear
from your "alleged snoring."

296
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,666
Well, there must be a way to compromise.

297
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,291
Compromise? There's no compromise.

298
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,583
You won't let me spritz
your nasal passages.

299
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:47,833
Even if I did, that's not gonna stop
the tear gas comin' out of your pants.

300
00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,500
Onions in, onions out.

301
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,375
We talked about this, you know.

302
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,958
-[dog barking]
-Oh, dear.

303
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:14,625
Hello? Police?

304
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:18,083
Sprechen English? Good, good.

305
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,416
My little boy is lost at a train station.

306
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,708
No, I don't know which one.

307
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:25,791
He's 5'10''.

308
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,041
Well, he's little to me.

309
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,416
Never mind.

310
00:17:32,916 --> 00:17:34,166
What happened to you?

311
00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:35,583
Tough day.

312
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,208
At the library?

313
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,583
Yes.

314
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,458
Where's your other shoe?

315
00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:47,875
When I was leaving... the library,
a wild dog attacked me.

316
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,750
Oh, sweetie, no.

317
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:52,000
I fought him off,
but at the price of a loafer.

318
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,708
Where's your backpack?

319
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:56,416
I guess he got that, too.

320
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,958
Well, that all makes sense, Sheldon,

321
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,833
if that's what really happened.

322
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,500
It is.

323
00:18:05,666 --> 00:18:08,250
Okay then. Why don't you go lay down?

324
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:10,625
I will.

325
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,125
I'm tired from all the things
that happened.

326
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,583
-At the library?
-At the library.

327
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:19,583
[Mary] Instead of punishing him,
I'm lettin' him think he got away with it.

328
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,750
The guilt is eatin' him alive.

329
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:24,208
I wish you were here to enjoy it with me.

330
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,916
-Hey.
-Hey.

331
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:30,375
Is it okay if Taylor and I
hang out in my room and listen to music?

332
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:33,625
Sure. Yeah. Just keep the door closed,
so I don't have to hear it.

333
00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:34,791
You got it.

334
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:39,250
Probably gonna listen to show tunes.

335
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:46,041
-[classical music playing]
-[snoring]

336
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:51,250
-[Dale farts to beat of music]
-[snoring continues]

337
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,333
[theme music playing]
f music]
-[snoring continues]