1 00:00:01,041 --> 00:00:02,875 [Mary] Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,958 --> 00:00:03,958 That ain't good. 3 00:00:05,583 --> 00:00:07,500 [siren chirps] 4 00:00:07,583 --> 00:00:09,500 [officer] Connie Tucker, please stop running. 5 00:00:10,208 --> 00:00:12,250 A deal can be made without going to trial. 6 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:14,958 You plead guilty, pay a fine, lose your business license, 7 00:00:15,041 --> 00:00:18,416 maybe some community service probation, but no jail time. 8 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,958 So, do I tell them we have a deal? 9 00:00:21,833 --> 00:00:22,833 Okay, fine. 10 00:00:22,916 --> 00:00:25,708 Thank God. I'm too old to find somebody new. 11 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,416 -[knocking] -Hi. I'm Connie Tucker. 12 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:39,083 I'm supposed to be reporting to my probation officer. 13 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:40,666 You found her. Come on in. 14 00:00:44,625 --> 00:00:48,083 Sorry I'm a little late. I'm not moving very fast today. 15 00:00:49,666 --> 00:00:51,583 Weren't you arrested running from the police? 16 00:00:51,666 --> 00:00:53,583 Well, I have my good days. 17 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:55,833 Mmm... 18 00:00:57,041 --> 00:00:59,375 Oh. [groans] 19 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:03,541 So, the terms of your probation 20 00:01:03,625 --> 00:01:06,958 require you to do 180 hours of community service. 21 00:01:07,041 --> 00:01:10,041 And you're currently sitting at... zero. 22 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:13,500 Not true. I've been reading to the elderly. 23 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:15,583 -Oh, where at? -Chi Chi's. 24 00:01:15,666 --> 00:01:19,000 My boyfriend forgot his glasses, so I read him the menu. 25 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:19,916 [laughs] 26 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:22,625 This is a joke to you. 27 00:01:24,458 --> 00:01:25,500 Well, I was hoping. 28 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:28,541 You think putting on this act is gonna get you a lighter sentence. 29 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:29,625 Act? 30 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:31,666 What act? 31 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:32,583 Look at my nose. 32 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:34,916 Okay. 33 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,666 You know what this nose can do? 34 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:39,416 It can smell bull pucky from two counties over, 35 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,625 and you know what it's smelling right now? 36 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:43,958 A big, steamy pile. 37 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:46,291 What kind of community service are we talking about? 38 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:49,791 I can't be up there on the interstate picking up trash with some winos. 39 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:53,833 -Well, there are other options. -Hit me. 40 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:58,000 How about Habitat for Humanity? Build some poor soul a home. 41 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:02,416 The tornado blew my mine to smithereens. How about some do-gooder build me a home? 42 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:03,583 Moving on. 43 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:06,708 You own a hazmat suit? 44 00:02:06,791 --> 00:02:08,375 What? Wait, why? 45 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:09,666 There's a sewage pipe 46 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:12,375 under the hepatitis clinic with your name on it. 47 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:13,541 Let's keep thinking. 48 00:02:14,791 --> 00:02:19,500 Well, we got animal shelters, libraries, churches. 49 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:21,625 Ooh! Is that any church? 50 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:24,333 Yeah, as long as they sign off on your hours. 51 00:02:24,416 --> 00:02:26,333 I like where this is headed. 52 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:27,958 Why? 53 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:32,041 A good Christian woman always is eager to serve. 54 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:36,250 A Christian woman who ran a backroom casino? 55 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:38,916 Hey, God forgave me, maybe you should, too. 56 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,333 Do you understand I have the power to throw you in jail? 57 00:02:43,708 --> 00:02:45,333 To be honest, I did not. 58 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:47,708 [theme song playing] 59 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:10,541 -That doesn't go there. -Doesn't matter. 60 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,875 -Canned beans next to jarred preserves? -Who cares? 61 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:15,583 -I care. -Well, no one cares that you care. 62 00:03:15,666 --> 00:03:19,333 I'm someone, and I care that I care. And I care that I care that I care. 63 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:20,375 Okay, that's enough. 64 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,666 -Are we done? -What's your hurry? 65 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:25,375 It's paternity test day on Ricki Lake and I'm missing it. 66 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:27,708 If people paid more attention to what belongs where, 67 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,166 there'd be no need for paternity tests. 68 00:03:29,791 --> 00:03:30,625 Just go. 69 00:03:32,041 --> 00:03:33,083 I'll give you a hand. 70 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:35,750 Actually, I'm not crazy about how you organize things, either. 71 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,250 I need you to do me a favor. 72 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:41,666 Hello to you, too. 73 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:45,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I need you to sign some forms for me, no questions asked. 74 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:48,791 -What am I signing? -We agreed, no questions asked. 75 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:50,833 Given her criminal past, I'd advise caution. 76 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:53,291 Moonpie, I love you, but shut it. 77 00:03:54,416 --> 00:03:56,250 Look, I got to knock out my community service 78 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:58,208 and they say I can do it at the church. 79 00:03:58,291 --> 00:04:00,458 That's great. We'd love to have you. 80 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:05,000 Or you could just fill out my time sheets and we would be done with the whole thing. 81 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:05,916 Easy peasy. 82 00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:09,000 I'm not lying for you. That's a sin. 83 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,083 Oh, come on. 180 hours at my age? 84 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:15,125 Who knows if I've even got that much time left? 85 00:04:15,208 --> 00:04:16,708 Well, then it's a good thing 86 00:04:16,791 --> 00:04:19,125 that we're gonna get to spend so much of it together. 87 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:23,666 [CeeCee crying on monitor] 88 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:30,000 -Hi. -Hello. 89 00:04:31,791 --> 00:04:34,166 -Don't you hear the baby crying? -Yeah. 90 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:36,125 She's been at it for a while. 91 00:04:37,291 --> 00:04:38,791 And you didn't go pick her up? 92 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:41,125 Well, no, it's still her nap time. 93 00:04:41,208 --> 00:04:43,666 Well, she'll cry herself out and go back to sleep. 94 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,125 Unbelievable. 95 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,625 Good idea. Let the baby be in charge. 96 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:52,833 No, actually, I left my mother in charge, but I won't make that mistake again. 97 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:56,791 Amanda, I'm trying to teach her self-reliance. 98 00:04:56,875 --> 00:05:00,250 But if you prefer to coddle her, you go right ahead. 99 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:03,333 I'm sorry, are you accusing me of babying my baby? 100 00:05:03,416 --> 00:05:06,500 Because I am her mother, and I think I know when she needs me. 101 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:08,875 [crying stops] 102 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:11,708 You were saying? 103 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:14,833 -[crying resumes] -Ha! 104 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,250 You're happy your daughter's crying? 105 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:18,708 I'm happy you're wrong. 106 00:05:22,041 --> 00:05:25,125 All right, I'm here. Clock me in for 9:30. 107 00:05:26,666 --> 00:05:27,791 It's 10:15. 108 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:31,166 I prayed on the way in. That counts. 109 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:34,166 -Mom. -Fine, call it 9:45. 110 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,958 Let me just finish up this payroll here, 111 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:37,875 and then we'll find some work for you to do. 112 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:40,958 No hurry. I'm just gonna lay down here and close my eyes for a minute. 113 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:45,333 Mary, the raccoons got into the Communion wafers again. 114 00:05:45,416 --> 00:05:47,583 Oh, hey, Connie. Didn't know you were here. 115 00:05:47,666 --> 00:05:49,208 I'm just here to help out. 116 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:50,750 That's so nice. 117 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:53,125 Well, it's her community service for being arrested. 118 00:05:53,208 --> 00:05:54,250 Still nice. 119 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,375 Well, the big guy appreciates it. 120 00:05:56,458 --> 00:05:58,833 He'd really appreciate it if she actually did something. 121 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,291 Why are you like this? I raised you to be cool. 122 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:04,000 I am plenty cool. 123 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:07,000 Anyway, if you have anything that you need help with, 124 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:08,458 my mom is here to work. 125 00:06:08,541 --> 00:06:10,916 Oh, well, I do need my suit picked up from the dry cleaner. 126 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,541 Is that the dry cleaner next to the nail salon? 127 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:15,041 -Yeah. -I'm on it. 128 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,833 Or, you know what we could really use? 129 00:06:16,916 --> 00:06:19,291 Is someone to help organize the donation room. 130 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,208 That's a big job. 131 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:23,166 Too late. I'm getting the suit. 132 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,958 I'll get it on my way to the bank. 133 00:06:25,041 --> 00:06:26,750 That way you can start in the donation room 134 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:28,500 instead of getting your nails done. 135 00:06:29,791 --> 00:06:32,166 You're the boss around here. What's your call? 136 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:34,583 Actually, He's the boss. 137 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:35,916 What's that? 138 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,416 He says it's Mary's call. 139 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:44,458 Oh, my God. 140 00:06:44,541 --> 00:06:47,583 We don't say that, but yep. 141 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,583 This is gonna take forever. 142 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,583 How many hours is your community service? 143 00:06:53,666 --> 00:06:55,208 Hundred-eighty. 144 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:57,041 Then you better get cracking. 145 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,416 Maybe I'll get my nails done. 146 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:07,333 Hey, we got any fresh binkies? I found this one in her diaper. 147 00:07:07,416 --> 00:07:08,458 Drying rack. 148 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:11,541 [CeeCee crying] 149 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:14,375 Or you could just let her soothe herself. 150 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:15,708 What do you mean? 151 00:07:16,625 --> 00:07:20,791 Well, if you give her a pacifier every time she fusses, she'll never learn. 152 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:22,958 So I should just let her cry? 153 00:07:23,541 --> 00:07:24,791 Whatever you think is best. 154 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:26,458 Can't you just tell me? 155 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:28,500 Hey, where's the binky? 156 00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:30,333 -Right here. -What are you waiting for? 157 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:31,833 Well, your mom was just saying 158 00:07:31,916 --> 00:07:34,500 if we give it to her every time she's cranky, she'll never learn. 159 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:36,625 Oh. Is that what she said? 160 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,416 I'm just trying to help. 161 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,208 I told you we don't need your help. 162 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:42,625 -We don't? -What do you think? 163 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:45,083 Well... 164 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:47,875 [crying continues] 165 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:49,791 Should I go after her? 166 00:07:50,666 --> 00:07:52,500 You're her husband. You decide. 167 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,791 Why won't anybody tell me anything? 168 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,666 Six hours. 169 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:04,708 All day long for six lousy hours. 170 00:08:04,791 --> 00:08:07,791 -I gave you six. You worked four. -Felt longer. 171 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:10,625 -Most people work eight. -Most people get paid. 172 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:14,166 -Most people don't commit crimes. -Sure they do. They just don't get caught. 173 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:18,416 How'd the first day of giving back to the community go? 174 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:21,833 I sorted a pair of work pants that had a prosthetic leg still in it. 175 00:08:21,916 --> 00:08:22,750 [chuckles] 176 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:25,166 -Shut up. -Oh, don't be so dramatic. 177 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:28,291 One hundred eighty hours, Mary. 178 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,750 Only 174 to go. 179 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:32,958 You're enjoying this, aren't ya? 180 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:35,291 -Darn tootin'! -[chuckles] 181 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:38,625 I got her on my ass. I got Officer Thomason on my ass. 182 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:39,958 Who's that? 183 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,791 My probation officer. 184 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:45,125 Wait, Rhonda Thomason? 185 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:48,791 -You know her? -Yeah. Her kid's on varsity. 186 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:51,125 Nice lady. Brings grapes to halftime. 187 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:55,291 She could get the judge to reduce my hours, but she won't do it. 188 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,625 Well, like I said, nice lady. 189 00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:00,083 By chance, would you talk to her for me? 190 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:04,958 -I'm sorry. Are you asking me for a favor? -Yes. 191 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,708 I didn't hear the magic word. 192 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:11,166 How about this? Why don't you pay me back 193 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,166 the money I gave you for the down payment on this house? 194 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:17,583 Thank you. Was that so hard? 195 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,416 She asleep? 196 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:26,583 Yeah, 'cause I gave her a pacifier. 197 00:09:27,291 --> 00:09:29,000 That's some good mothering. 198 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:30,583 How could you not take my side? 199 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:34,291 I'm sorry, but we don't really know what we're doing. 200 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:35,583 [scoffs] 201 00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:38,166 I mean, I don't. You are a natural. 202 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,916 We're her parents. We should decide how to raise her. 203 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,833 Okay, but your mom's done this before. 204 00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:47,291 I mean, she raised you, and you're pretty great. 205 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,416 You honestly think I'm gonna fall for that? 206 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,791 No. You're way too smart. 207 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:54,666 Cut it out. And stop defending her. 208 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:58,000 I'm not defending her. I was just taught to respect my elders. 209 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,625 -I'm your elder. -When I say that, you get mad. 210 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:02,125 Yeah, 'cause you shouldn't say it. 211 00:10:02,791 --> 00:10:05,416 -Yes, ma'am. -Oh, you think you're funny? 212 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:07,125 No, ma'am. 213 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,041 Mmm-hmm. 214 00:10:10,791 --> 00:10:11,875 Hey, Rhonda. 215 00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:14,541 Coach Cooper. What a nice surprise. 216 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:17,500 Yeah, you know me. Full of surprises. 217 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,750 Like that fake field goal against Plainview? 218 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:21,416 Ooh, that was something. 219 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:24,458 [chuckles] But really, what are you doing here? 220 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,958 Well, you may not know this, 221 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:32,083 but one of your... clients happens to be my mother-in-law. 222 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:34,625 -Connie Tucker. -She's a character, ain't she? 223 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:38,000 And she asked you to come down here to see if I would go easy on her? 224 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,291 What? No, no, no. 225 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,875 No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. 226 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:45,375 'Cause she thinks she deserves special treatment? 227 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,041 You're just hitting the nail on the head today. 228 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,666 Let me ask you a question. 229 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,916 Would you give one of your players special treatment 230 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,291 if they were ducking practice? 231 00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:56,958 No. If anything, I'm tougher on those kids. 232 00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:59,666 So if I understand you, 233 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:02,041 you're saying I should be tougher on your mother-in-law. 234 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,208 I just made it worse, didn't I? 235 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:05,833 No, no, no, no, no. 236 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,333 No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. 237 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:11,041 Okay, then. 238 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:13,708 -Thanks for the grapes. -Mmm. 239 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:19,416 [Georgie] Finished the inventory. 240 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:23,375 Georgie, I ran into Amanda's old pediatrician 241 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:25,916 and he said he could take CeeCee on as a new patient. 242 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,250 Thanks, but she already has a doctor. 243 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:31,250 Yes, well, Dr. Talanda is the best. 244 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:35,333 Okay, look, I know you're trying to help, but Mandy-- 245 00:11:35,416 --> 00:11:39,166 Look at that. That can't be right. Come here, walk with me for a minute. 246 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:42,416 -Where we going? -Shut up. Keep walking. 247 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:48,958 Are you mental? 248 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,208 -What? -Why are you arguing with her? 249 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:54,291 What? I was just trying to be a good husband and take Mandy's side. 250 00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:56,500 Okay, you know a great time to take Mandy's side? 251 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,583 When you're alone with Mandy. And when you're with Audrey... 252 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,666 Take... Audrey's side. 253 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:05,125 Okay, there's hope for you. 254 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:08,041 When you're alone with me in a closet, feel free to speak your mind. 255 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:10,291 -Seems a little complicated. -Oh, it is. 256 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:13,916 Yeah, life would be so much easier if they just realized how alike they are. 257 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,416 Don't say that. 258 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,208 Don't ever say that. 259 00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:19,625 We're alone in a closet. You said I could speak my mind. 260 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,250 Yeah, yeah, but not that. 261 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,833 -So where? -Nowhere. 262 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,416 They... 263 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:26,541 They'll know. 264 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:35,041 -[chuckles] -Working hard? 265 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:36,958 Hey! 266 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,333 Oh. What brings you by? 267 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:43,333 Your son-in-law dropped in to see me. 268 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:45,250 -Y'all know each other? -We do. 269 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:46,458 Small world. 270 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,041 It did not go your way. 271 00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:50,666 -No? -No. 272 00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:53,666 Well, you can't blame a gal for trying. 273 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:56,333 -Actually, I can. -Oh, come on. 274 00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:59,416 There must be some criminals out there that you could be focused on. 275 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,500 Not some old granny with slot machines. 276 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:04,250 Go out there and harass somebody who actually deserves it. 277 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:07,000 -You done? -Yes, I think I am. 278 00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:08,708 My turn. 279 00:13:08,791 --> 00:13:10,666 You are a criminal. 280 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,916 And I can treat you however the hell I want 281 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,958 because I own your tired old ass. 282 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:21,000 And I will make your life miserable unless you shape up, and shape up fast. 283 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,416 Do we understand each other? 284 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:25,125 Yes, ma'am. 285 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:31,083 -To be clear... what are you? -A criminal. 286 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,583 And what do I own? 287 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:35,791 -My tired old ass. -Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 288 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,583 I'm gonna come back in a couple of days. 289 00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:41,833 This room better be spick and span. 290 00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:44,333 It will be, yes, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am. 291 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,291 Oh, say hi to George for me. 292 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,375 -Hey, Connie. -What did you say to her? 293 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,958 Nothing. 294 00:13:58,041 --> 00:14:01,375 Just what a great grandma you are, and what a great great-grandma you are. 295 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:05,125 -Well, you made it worse. -I'm sorry. I did my best. 296 00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:07,166 Well, your best stunk. 297 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,250 [sighs] 298 00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:09,625 So now what? 299 00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:11,375 I got no choice. 300 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,041 Gotta bring in the big guns. 301 00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:18,375 Wow. 302 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,000 -What a mess. -Yeah. 303 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,791 You want me to organize this whole room in two days? 304 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:25,500 I do. 305 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,500 Oh, boy. Thank you, Meemaw. 306 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,833 Well, you can go ahead and cancel that appointment. 307 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,458 Thank you. 308 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,125 I'm gonna kill her. 309 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,083 What's going on. 310 00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:41,625 My mother made CeeCee an appointment with a new doctor, 311 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:42,875 and she didn't even ask. 312 00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:45,250 What? Oh, no. 313 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,875 -I am furious. -As you should be. 314 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,958 You don't think I'm overreacting? 315 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:53,250 Not at all. I agree with you. 316 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,541 Sometimes I just don't understand what she's thinking. 317 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:59,833 Well, how could you? You two are just so different. 318 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,375 Thank you. 319 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,750 -Toy. -Toy. 320 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,375 -Taxidermy. -Taxidermy. 321 00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,041 Toy? 322 00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:22,625 Hi, my name is Teddy Ruxpin. 323 00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:24,541 Can you and I be friends? 324 00:15:25,666 --> 00:15:26,708 Nightmare. 325 00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:29,875 -I'll start a new box. -How's it going? 326 00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:31,833 What's he doing here? 327 00:15:31,916 --> 00:15:34,041 Meemaw's letting me organize everything. 328 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:37,041 You're farming out your community service to my son? 329 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:39,166 How about "Thanks for getting him to the church"? 330 00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:41,791 [sighs] Come on, Sheldon, we're going home. 331 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,583 But I haven't even started on the hats yet. 332 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:46,250 There's so many different kinds. Baseball, cowboy, hard. 333 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:47,166 Now. 334 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,166 [scoffs] 335 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,833 You are unbelievable. 336 00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:55,416 You think that the rules don't apply to you 337 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,791 and that when you get caught, it just becomes everybody else's problem. 338 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,083 Oh, come on. He's sorting out a room full of junk. 339 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,916 This is his Disneyland. 340 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,583 What about Georgie? What about the gambling room? 341 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,041 He could have gone to jail. 342 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,833 I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment. 343 00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:12,333 Yeah, me too. 344 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,958 Hmm. Meat's a little dry, isn't it? 345 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:22,416 No. I like it like this. 346 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,083 You don't think it's too salty? 347 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:25,666 It's perfect. I love your cooking. 348 00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:28,333 My mom made this. 349 00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,125 Oh. 350 00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:33,166 Well, now that you mention it, it is a little dry. 351 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,833 -I made it. -What are you doing to me? 352 00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:37,125 What are you doing to me? 353 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,958 For the past couple of days, you've been agreeing with everything that I say. 354 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,333 -You're right. -Stop it. 355 00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:43,916 I'm sorry. 356 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,458 It was suggested to me 357 00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:48,750 that agreeing with you is the key to a happy marriage. 358 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,958 -By my dad? -I don't recall. 359 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:53,208 -Georgie. -By your dad. 360 00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,250 Do my parents sound happy to you? 361 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,833 I don't know. They're still married. 362 00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,583 -Well, I want us to be better than that. -I agree. 363 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,125 -Oh, cut it out. -No, I meant that one. 364 00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:05,458 Okay. 365 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,333 And if you want the truth, 366 00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:09,250 I think your mom was right about the doctor. 367 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,541 Excuse me? 368 00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:15,041 Our doctor rubbed alcohol on one arm and gave CeeCee the shot on the other arm. 369 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,458 -He did? -He did. 370 00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:20,333 Look, your mom shouldn't have made an appointment behind our backs, 371 00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:22,458 but our guy might be ready for the glue factory. 372 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,583 Maybe you're right. 373 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,750 I'm confused. Do I like this or not? 374 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:31,541 [sighs] 375 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:36,000 What are you doing here? 376 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,375 Helping. 377 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,500 I thought I was a disappointment. 378 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:43,416 I could be disappointed with you and still not want you to go to jail. 379 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,166 I finished organizing the religious items. 380 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:49,500 I separated them by New Testament hokum, Old Testament hokum and general nonsense. 381 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,958 Also, Sheldon couldn't sleep knowing that the room was only half organized. 382 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,750 It's true. It's like my brain was itchy and I couldn't scratch it. 383 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:56,791 Very irritating. 384 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,708 It was. Very. 385 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:03,541 Well, I thank you both, but I should be doing this myself. 386 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,625 Yes, you should, but we're already here. 387 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,250 Great. I'm gonna start on the books. 388 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:11,166 I invented my own Dewey Decimal System, but instead of decimals, I use fractions. 389 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,916 Forty hours. Not bad. 390 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,250 It might have been 42, but I rounded down. 391 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:24,625 And you did all the work by yourself? 392 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,666 Yes, ma'am. 393 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,375 You know I called your daughter to check up on you? 394 00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:31,833 Oh. [chuckles] 395 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,791 What'd she say? 396 00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:35,708 She said you worked your butt off. 397 00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:37,416 Well, there you go. 398 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,291 All right, then. I'll see you next week. 399 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,583 You know, you were pretty rough on me the other day, 400 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:49,583 and I just want to let you know that I appreciated that. 401 00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:50,958 You do? 402 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:54,125 Well, I think it was the kick in the pants that I needed. 403 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,875 And since things are going so well, 404 00:18:57,958 --> 00:19:00,833 I was wondering if you might wanna reduce my sentence. 405 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,625 See you next week. 406 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,250 Bye now. 407 00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:10,916 Bye. 408 00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:17,916 I heard you took CeeCee to Dr. Talanda. 409 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,666 We did, and he was very good. 410 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,791 -Thank you. -No need to thank me. 411 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:27,000 I just want the best for my granddaughter. 412 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,833 Well, that's what we all want. 413 00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:32,791 Funny thing. 414 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:37,500 Talanda said it's actually okay for CeeCee to have her pacifier to sleep. 415 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,500 Who's raising this baby? Him or you? 416 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,750 Well, we are, and I think we're doing a dang good job of it. 417 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,625 I was talking to my daughter. 418 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,833 I love this commercial. The dog eats the cat food. [chuckles] 419 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:54,166 Georgie can talk, okay? That's how our marriage works. 420 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:58,583 Excuse me? Are you implying my husband isn't allowed to speak his mind? 421 00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:01,750 Well, If we're going to put cards on the table, yeah. 422 00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:05,833 -That isn't true. Tell him, Jim. -Uh... 423 00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:08,291 Like he can say anything now that you put him on the spot. 424 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,791 He isn't on the spot. He is a grown man. 425 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:12,875 Speak. 426 00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:16,833 Stop bossing him around. He will speak when he wants to. 427 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,708 -You wanna get some popcorn? -Yeah. 428 00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:20,500 ...for 35 years. I know what he wants. 429 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,916 Maybe what he wants is for you to get off his back. 430 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,250 Look who's an expert on marriage after one whole month. 431 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,375 [theme music playing] n marriage after one whole month.