1 00:00:01,166 --> 00:00:02,500 [Sheldon] Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:03,250 --> 00:00:04,833 -Oh, dear. -You having a hard time 3 00:00:04,916 --> 00:00:05,875 adjusting to high school? 4 00:00:05,958 --> 00:00:08,041 I'm having a hard time adjusting to Earth. 5 00:00:08,125 --> 00:00:09,125 Hey, doofus. 6 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:10,250 -[screeches] -[screams] 7 00:00:10,333 --> 00:00:11,833 Who's going to church with me tomorrow? 8 00:00:11,916 --> 00:00:14,083 -I'll go with you, Mom. -You don't believe in God. 9 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:15,791 No. But I believe in Mom. 10 00:00:15,875 --> 00:00:18,208 Look at my face. Tell me what you see. 11 00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:19,583 That you're old. 12 00:00:19,958 --> 00:00:21,458 I said put me down! 13 00:00:22,458 --> 00:00:24,000 I have a tough time making friends, too. 14 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:25,958 Well, good luck on your quest to find a friend. 15 00:00:26,833 --> 00:00:28,083 Tell me where it hurts. 16 00:00:28,166 --> 00:00:30,375 "If it's funny, it's a Bazinga!" 17 00:00:30,458 --> 00:00:32,041 What a charming young man. 18 00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:33,041 Kook. 19 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:33,958 [grunts] 20 00:00:34,916 --> 00:00:36,000 [Sheldon yelps] 21 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:38,041 You tell my granddaughter she can't play baseball? 22 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,916 Meemaw got a date with the coach. 23 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,916 Why Sheldon Cooper should go to college. 24 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,916 Cheese. 25 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:46,583 You be Spock, I'll be Kirk. 26 00:00:46,666 --> 00:00:47,666 Aye, Captain. 27 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:48,916 Greetings, Mother. 28 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,666 Are you running a gambling room in the back of the laundromat? 29 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:52,791 [chuckling] No. 30 00:00:52,875 --> 00:00:54,333 -[siren chirps] -[officer] Please stop running. 31 00:00:56,875 --> 00:00:58,416 I love you. 32 00:01:01,708 --> 00:01:02,875 Sorry, that was a little hard. 33 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:03,916 -I'm Georgie. -Mandy. 34 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:07,500 -I'm pregnant. -She's here. 35 00:01:08,791 --> 00:01:10,041 Dad, we need to get out of the car. 36 00:01:10,541 --> 00:01:11,916 [Dale] Connie, I'm so sorry. 37 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,375 I'm going to MIT. 38 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,125 -Caltech? -Caltech. 39 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:23,333 [adult Sheldon] It had been 27 days since my father's funeral 40 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:26,166 and everyone was still understandably out of sorts. 41 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:28,333 Finish up, we gotta get to church. 42 00:01:28,416 --> 00:01:30,000 We already went Wednesday and Thursday. 43 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:31,000 Isn't that enough? 44 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:32,291 Jesus died for you. 45 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:33,750 He didn't ask if that was enough. 46 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:37,125 Please let us come live with you. 47 00:01:37,625 --> 00:01:39,416 Just give her some time, she'll settle down. 48 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,875 Do we really have to go? 49 00:01:40,958 --> 00:01:42,833 Yes, you really have to go. 50 00:01:42,916 --> 00:01:44,083 [scoffs] 51 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:46,750 [adult Sheldon] Even as a child, I was always doing things 52 00:01:46,833 --> 00:01:48,291 to make other people happy. 53 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,500 [Amy] "Doing things to make other people happy"? 54 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:52,625 You've got to be kidding me. 55 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:54,708 Don't read over my shoulder. 56 00:01:54,791 --> 00:01:57,625 Are you writing your memoir or a fantasy novel? 57 00:01:58,666 --> 00:02:00,333 For your information, the word "memoir" 58 00:02:00,416 --> 00:02:03,333 comes from "memory" and these memories are mine. 59 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,791 And since when do you go out of your way 60 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,166 to make other people happy? 61 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:10,250 How about once a year on your birthday? 62 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:11,708 Other than that, when? 63 00:02:11,791 --> 00:02:13,083 All the time. 64 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,833 Sheldon, while I was giving birth 65 00:02:14,916 --> 00:02:16,416 you Zoomed into a seminar. 66 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,250 You were taking forever to dilate 67 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:21,000 and I had already made my contribution to the project. 68 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:23,708 Which, need I remind you, was on your birthday. 69 00:02:24,708 --> 00:02:26,500 I would love to dissect your brain 70 00:02:26,583 --> 00:02:27,791 to see which part is missing. 71 00:02:28,666 --> 00:02:30,791 Or you'll find an all-new structure 72 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:34,208 no one's ever seen before, an evolutionary leap forward! 73 00:02:34,291 --> 00:02:36,250 Don't push me, I have a bone saw! 74 00:02:38,083 --> 00:02:40,791 All these years and the passion is still there. 75 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,583 [theme song playing] 76 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:05,416 Let me remind you that Emmanuel means "God with us," 77 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,791 and I promise you, he is. 78 00:03:08,416 --> 00:03:10,500 Now let's all bow our heads in silent prayer. 79 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:17,333 -What is that? -It's my new laptop. 80 00:03:17,416 --> 00:03:19,041 Dr. Sturgis and Dr. Linkletter gave it to me 81 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:20,208 as a graduation gift. 82 00:03:20,291 --> 00:03:21,708 -[laptop beeps] -Why is it here? 83 00:03:21,791 --> 00:03:23,708 It's a laptop, this is where my lap is. 84 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,208 Does it have games on it? 85 00:03:25,708 --> 00:03:27,000 Solitaire and Minesweeper. 86 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:28,416 -Let me try. -No. 87 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,625 Put it away. 88 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:31,333 Uh, Coopers? 89 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:33,375 Is there an issue? 90 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:36,458 -No, no, keep praying, we'll catch up. -[Sheldon typing] 91 00:03:36,541 --> 00:03:38,583 Sheldon, whatcha got there? 92 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:40,250 An IBM ThinkPad. 93 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:42,583 Does that seem appropriate for church? 94 00:03:42,666 --> 00:03:44,708 It's a miracle of technology. 95 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:47,916 Luddites, this is a portable computer. 96 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,500 Fifty megahertz of processing power, 97 00:03:50,583 --> 00:03:53,375 four megabytes of RAM, behold and worship! 98 00:03:54,458 --> 00:03:56,375 [adult Sheldon] What a mischievous imp I was. 99 00:03:56,458 --> 00:03:57,583 [Amy] We should start getting ready. 100 00:03:57,666 --> 00:04:00,083 Oh, hold on. Do you wanna see something neat? 101 00:04:00,166 --> 00:04:02,625 Is it you starting to get ready for your son's hockey game? 102 00:04:02,708 --> 00:04:03,750 Because that would be neat. 103 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:06,125 Oh, I'm not going to that. But check this out. 104 00:04:06,958 --> 00:04:09,583 My first laptop from 1994. 105 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,916 Terrific. What do you mean you're not going? 106 00:04:12,958 --> 00:04:15,833 Children on skates hitting a rubber puck with a stick, 107 00:04:15,916 --> 00:04:17,000 why would I want to see that? 108 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:20,416 Because Leonard is your son and he is one of those children. 109 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,125 This is why I wanted to wait until cloning was possible. 110 00:04:23,208 --> 00:04:25,708 Because the old-fashioned way got us a hockey player. 111 00:04:26,916 --> 00:04:29,125 -Get dressed. -But I'm busy. 112 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:31,125 I'm writing about my last few days in Texas 113 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:33,916 before going to Caltech, it's very emotional. 114 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,250 I can see that. Hit the showers. 115 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:37,791 But I'm right in the middle. 116 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:39,291 Mom's going off the rails, 117 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:41,458 I'm holding the whole family together, 118 00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:42,875 this is riveting stuff. 119 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:46,208 Well, I am leaving in an hour and you are coming with me. 120 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:49,833 -[coughs] -Stop it, you are not sick! 121 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,458 You're not that kind of doctor, you don't know! 122 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:04,750 Is this what you do when I'm not here? 123 00:05:04,833 --> 00:05:06,916 You could've walked in on a lot worse. 124 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:09,708 Hey, how's it going over there? 125 00:05:09,791 --> 00:05:11,416 Well, about as good as you could hope. 126 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:13,833 I'm just worried about Mary. 127 00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:15,541 Is she hitting the bottle? 128 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:18,125 Hitting the Bible. Hard. 129 00:05:18,791 --> 00:05:20,083 Well, that's not that bad. 130 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:22,666 Well, she's pushing away her children 131 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,500 just when they need her the most. 132 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:27,083 Other than being there for 'em, what else can you do? 133 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,416 I don't know. 134 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:34,875 Hey, you know, when I was young and lost and mad at the world, 135 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:38,208 picking up a guitar kept me from going down a bad road. 136 00:05:38,916 --> 00:05:39,916 So what are you saying? 137 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,166 Missy and Sheldon should form a band? 138 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,291 It worked for the Carpenters. 139 00:05:44,791 --> 00:05:45,875 Put some pants on. 140 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:51,041 [singing] I got no pants 141 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:53,666 On my legs 142 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:58,666 Why is there still a placemat there? 143 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,083 -It's your father's seat. -But he's not here. 144 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:04,583 He's here in spirit. 145 00:06:04,666 --> 00:06:06,458 -No, he's not. -Shut up, Sheldon. 146 00:06:08,791 --> 00:06:10,083 Chicken's good, Mary. 147 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:12,583 Thank the Colonel. I wasn't up to cooking. 148 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:14,833 Eleven secret herbs and spices. 149 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,166 It's a delicious mystery. 150 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:19,041 Mandy, did you change the topic to fried chicken 151 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:20,291 because my topic was awkward? 152 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:21,541 I did. 153 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:23,666 And is it awkward that I'm bringing it up again? 154 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:25,250 It's getting there. 155 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,458 It's not a magic chair, anyone can sit there. 156 00:06:27,541 --> 00:06:29,625 And even if spirits existed, which they don't, 157 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:31,708 they can't call dibs on furniture. 158 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:34,125 If I sit in it, will you please stop talking about it? 159 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:35,541 I suppose so. 160 00:06:36,916 --> 00:06:37,958 Fine. 161 00:06:44,541 --> 00:06:46,416 -No! -Don't do it! 162 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,333 Thank you. 163 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:51,666 There's something I've been thinking about 164 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,583 that I would like you kids to consider. 165 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:56,166 I want you both to get baptized. 166 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,875 [clears throat] This is some good chicken. 167 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:02,416 See how I changed the subject when Mom made it awkward? 168 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,708 No, I am serious. 169 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:07,750 This is important, it is about savin' your souls. 170 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:09,500 -I'm not doing it. -Me neither. 171 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:11,125 It ain't no big deal, I did it. 172 00:07:11,666 --> 00:07:13,375 -Really? -Yeah. 173 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:15,958 He kissed a girl in the tub and she punched him in the face. 174 00:07:17,541 --> 00:07:18,666 Really? 175 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:22,250 I'm gonna say pepper is one of the secret spices. 176 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:23,291 That leaves ten. 177 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:25,208 Okay, enough changing the subject. 178 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:26,666 You two are gettin' baptized 179 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,416 and that is the end of the discussion. 180 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,458 -You can't make us. -End of discussion! 181 00:07:33,791 --> 00:07:35,250 So, tell me about this girl you kissed. 182 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:37,541 Can we please talk about something else? 183 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:38,958 Fine. 184 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:41,708 Her name was Veronica Duncan, 185 00:07:41,791 --> 00:07:43,500 and he was madly in love with her for years. 186 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:45,500 End of discussion! 187 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:46,708 She kind of looked like you. 188 00:07:46,791 --> 00:07:49,625 -Except taller and younger. -Mmm-hmm. 189 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:58,208 Hey, what're you watching? 190 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:00,875 Nothing. 191 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,041 Where's your mom? 192 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:05,625 I don't know, probably church... again. 193 00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:08,125 Yeah, I guess she's been a little extra... 194 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:09,125 Nutty? 195 00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:11,208 ...religious. 196 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,166 She dragged me to church three times this week. 197 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:15,500 You know who goes to church on Thursdays? 198 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,583 -Who? -Losers. 199 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:19,750 Sorry. 200 00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:23,125 Hey, uh, why don't we get out of here and do something? 201 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:25,625 -Like what? -I don't know, something fun. 202 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:28,750 -Can we go to a bar? -No! 203 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:31,208 -Tattoo parlor? -No! 204 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,666 Do you even know what fun is anymore? 205 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:36,333 No. 206 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:50,166 -[sobbing softly] -Are you okay? 207 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:55,958 I'm fine. Just talkin' with God. 208 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:58,708 He say somethin' to upset you? 209 00:08:58,791 --> 00:09:00,166 'Cause I'll give him what for. 210 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,375 Georgie, that is disrespectful. 211 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,625 I'm sorry. I'm just tryin' to cheer you up. 212 00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:05,916 If you really want to cheer me up, 213 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,291 help convince your brother and sister to get baptized. 214 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,291 I already told 'em I did it. 215 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,750 You treated it like it was a joke. 216 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:15,500 Everyone in this family is treating it like it's a joke 217 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:16,750 and it's not! 218 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,250 Okay. Sorry to interrupt. 219 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:34,541 Meemaw, it's Georgie. 220 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:37,625 I'm worried about Mom. 221 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:45,083 Look, I just want to say I'm really sorry 222 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:46,500 for what you're going through. 223 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:49,041 People keep saying they're sorry. It's so stupid! 224 00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:50,333 Okay. I'm sorry. 225 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,291 I'm sorry. 226 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,875 I just want you to know that I'm here for you 227 00:09:54,958 --> 00:09:56,208 if you need anything. 228 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:59,208 I mean, after all, we are sisters... in-law. 229 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:00,333 Anything? 230 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:02,833 Like a dad who's not dead and a mom who's not crazy? 231 00:10:02,916 --> 00:10:05,458 Okay, now, crazy moms, that one I know, 232 00:10:05,541 --> 00:10:07,666 I actually, I have the Girl Scout badge. [chuckles] 233 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:11,083 I can't talk to her about anything, 234 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:12,708 it's all about Jesus and God 235 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:14,666 and now she wants me to get baptized. 236 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:17,375 Come on, I mean, she's going through a tough time too. 237 00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:19,125 I'm sorry. 238 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:22,125 Okay, that's the last one. All right, I'm sorry. Sorry. 239 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:23,208 [quietly] Oh, my God. 240 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,333 [acoustic guitar theme song playing] 241 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:03,250 Hey, what're you doing? 242 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:05,000 Packing my things for California. 243 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:07,458 -You're taking your toy trains? -They're not toys. 244 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:09,291 They're historically accurate facsimiles. 245 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,625 They go "woo woo" when you press the button, right? 246 00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:14,625 They're not joyless facsimiles. 247 00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:18,541 Okay, well, I'll see ya later. 248 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:20,750 Where are you going? 249 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,708 To the cemetery to visit your dad. 250 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,625 I don't suppose you wanna join me. 251 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,000 -He's not there. -I know he's not there. 252 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,791 He's in heaven because he got baptized. 253 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:33,083 Mmm. Kudos on the rhetorical ambush. 254 00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:35,833 Although, if he's in heaven why go to the cemetery? 255 00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:36,833 Ha. Gotcha. 256 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:40,375 Sheldon, if you don't believe in baptism, what's the harm? 257 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:41,458 The harm? 258 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:42,750 You're asking me to get in a big tub 259 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,291 of un-chlorinated human filth. 260 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,166 -Peg cleans it. -Does she? 261 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:48,000 Peg says she cleans it. 262 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,416 And if that is what is stoppin' you, 263 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,375 I will personally scrub it out. 264 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:53,958 Mother, I can't be a hypocrite. 265 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:56,916 This ritual is just superstitious nonsense 266 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 to make you feel better. 267 00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:00,916 And you takin' all your things to college 268 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,541 isn't just to make you feel better? 269 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,625 [scoffs] You are on your game today. 270 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:07,666 Does that mean you'll get baptized? 271 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:09,125 [adult Sheldon] I gazed lovingly at her. 272 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,583 I thought about how much she had been through 273 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,708 and how much this would mean to her, 274 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:15,333 and then I said, 275 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,416 "Not a chance, lady." 276 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:21,750 Pulitzer. 277 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:23,750 I thought you were taking a shower. 278 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:27,041 Yeah, I thought I was, too, but the muse had other plans. 279 00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:28,750 What are you wearing? 280 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:31,208 It's a hockey jersey. Here, I got you one. 281 00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:33,458 I'm not wearing this silly thing. 282 00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:34,583 When I first met you, 283 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,708 you bought all of your shirts from a comic book store. 284 00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:38,416 And I'd still be wearing them 285 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,625 if they hadn't mysteriously disappeared. 286 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,500 Sheldon, I know you're not a fan of sports, 287 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:46,958 but it would mean so much to Leonard 288 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,208 to have his father in the stands supporting him. 289 00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:50,875 He knows I love him 290 00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:53,333 despite his foolish and embarrassing hobby. 291 00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:56,000 -Sheldon, it is not a hobby-- -End of discussion. 292 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,791 -Do not tell-- -End. 293 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:04,333 March your cute behind upstairs and you get in that shower. 294 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:07,500 Fine. 295 00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:10,333 But that doesn't mean I'm going. 296 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,958 It means I value good hygiene. 297 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:17,291 [Meemaw] Hey. 298 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:18,916 Funny meeting you here. 299 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,875 I brought George a Lone Star. 300 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:24,500 That's nice, but they don't drink in heaven. 301 00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:25,500 Oh. 302 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,083 Then let's not let that go to waste. 303 00:13:28,916 --> 00:13:30,250 How did you know I was here? 304 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,666 Sheldon. 305 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,916 Oh. Yeah, I'm worried about him. 306 00:13:35,541 --> 00:13:36,708 He's worried about you. 307 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:39,250 I'm worried about you. 308 00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:41,708 Me? I'm doing fine. 309 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,833 Jesus is helping me through. 310 00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:45,041 I don't question that. 311 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,083 But I do question why you're not spendin' 312 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,833 more time with your son 313 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:54,541 who's leaving in a few days, and your daughter 314 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,875 who may be leaving as we speak. 315 00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:59,333 -She's doing okay. -She's not. 316 00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,458 You just don't know that 317 00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:02,666 'cause you're spending all your time prayin'. 318 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,666 I'm prayin' for them. 319 00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:08,958 Mary, they don't need your prayers. 320 00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:11,791 They need their mother. 321 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:15,541 And I need to know that their souls are saved. 322 00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:17,916 Oh, I should have brought more beer. 323 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,625 I know that I'm not winnin' any popularity contests, 324 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:23,041 but I'm gonna do whatever it takes 325 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,958 to make sure that my kids are safe 326 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,791 in this life and the next. 327 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:28,541 Damn. 328 00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:31,583 I really thought I was gonna bring you around. 329 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,875 I'm on my game today, Sheldon said so. 330 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,750 [Missy] It's so empty. 331 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,416 I know you're eager to turn it into a ballet studio, 332 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,208 or a gossip parlor, 333 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,875 or whatever it is girls your age enjoy. 334 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:56,083 Everything is just so different lately. 335 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:58,541 Change is terrible. I've been saying it 336 00:14:58,625 --> 00:14:59,916 since I no longer fit in my highchair. 337 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,166 We spent a lot of time together in this room, huh? 338 00:15:04,791 --> 00:15:06,041 We did. 339 00:15:08,916 --> 00:15:10,208 Oh, good, you're both here. 340 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,125 Sit down. 341 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:14,750 -Why? -Yeah, why? 342 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,333 Sit. 343 00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,583 Listen, I talked to your mom about this baptism thing. 344 00:15:21,666 --> 00:15:22,583 You got us out of it? 345 00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:24,583 No, you need to do it. 346 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,875 But it's against my well-established atheism. 347 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:28,333 It's not about you. 348 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:30,666 Your mom needs this. 349 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,791 You can't make me. 350 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,375 You're right, I can't. 351 00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,291 But I'm watching my daughter fall apart right now. 352 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:45,583 I'm just asking for 20 minutes of your time. 353 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,125 Please. 354 00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:52,916 -Fine. -Okay. 355 00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:56,541 Thank you. 356 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:03,000 -It's weird when they cry. -I do not care for it. 357 00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:09,750 Okay. 358 00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:11,166 This is where you can get changed 359 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,208 into your bathing suits and robes. 360 00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:14,916 Boys there, girls there. 361 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,291 Let's just get this over with. 362 00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:19,750 I want to say again how sorry I am for your loss. 363 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,833 I know your dad is real proud of you-- 364 00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,041 Our dad's gone. 365 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,625 Screw this. 366 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,000 Missy! You said you'd do it! 367 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,333 Yeah, well, I changed my mind. 368 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,166 I'm going home. 369 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:39,625 I'll give you a minute. 370 00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:47,875 Are you gonna go, too? 371 00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:49,041 I know you don't believe. 372 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,750 I don't, but I believe in you. 373 00:16:58,541 --> 00:16:59,541 Thank you. 374 00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:06,833 Okay, now, our next baptism is for Sheldon Lee Cooper, 375 00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:09,083 our soon-to-be brother in Christ. 376 00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,750 And personally, this is a big get for me. 377 00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:15,791 Sheldon, we're ready for you. 378 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:19,166 ["Rubberman Band" playing] 379 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:33,833 Hey, y'all, prepare yourself For the rubberband man 380 00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:38,666 You've never heard a sound Like the rubberband man 381 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,416 You're bound to lose control 382 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,583 When the rubberband starts To jam 383 00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:46,375 Rubberband, rubberband man Get down 384 00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:47,791 Du du du du du du du du 385 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,291 Oh, get down low... 386 00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:51,708 What's important is he's here. 387 00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:53,708 Oh, my! 388 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,083 What are you doing? 389 00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,583 You never told me you were baptized. 390 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:02,625 Yes, and I got a pretty nasty ear infection for my troubles. 391 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,916 And you went through with it just to please your mother. 392 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,583 Well, she may not have understood me 393 00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:11,208 or the things I cared about, 394 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,791 but she did everything she could for me. 395 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,041 My dad did, too. 396 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,125 Hmm. 397 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 That must have been great. 398 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:26,333 Having parents who supported you despite all your differences. 399 00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:27,583 Oh, yes. 400 00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:30,708 Looking back that was... 401 00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:32,541 That was the ultimate gift. 402 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,916 Hey, smartest man in the world, 403 00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:39,041 I brought you to the water. 404 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,166 Take a freaking sip. 405 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,458 You're drawing a parallel. 406 00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:44,666 Yes. 407 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,666 I'm not wearing the jersey. 408 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,750 Okay, but it is cold there. 409 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,250 Fine, I'll wear it. 410 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,291 And by the way, your daughter wants to take acting classes. 411 00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:58,625 I told you we never should have let Penny babysit. 412 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,500 [adult Sheldon] Eventually, my mom sold the house. 413 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,333 My dad's chair was gone. 414 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:18,000 My spot was gone. 415 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,125 Where we ate together. 416 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,791 But I can still remember it 417 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,833 exactly the way it was the day I left for Caltech. 418 00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:31,875 [Missy] Hey. 419 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,625 What are you doing? 420 00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:39,916 Taking it all in one last time, so I remember it when I'm older. 421 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:42,916 You gonna remember me? 422 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,458 I have an eidetic memory. I have no choice. 423 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,041 Ha! 424 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,166 Are you lost? 425 00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:04,250 No. 426 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,166 I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be. 427 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,416 ["Walk of Life" playing] 428 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,833 Ooh-hoo 429 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,083 [theme music playing] g]