1 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:11,000 COMEDY CLASS BY ÉRIC AND RAMZY 2 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,840 Make some noise for Yassir! 3 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,400 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 4 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,080 YASSIR AGE 30 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,360 It's easy. 6 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,680 You got up there, you have a flow, a funny voice... 7 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,960 You play on your appearance... 8 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,000 That all works, it's solid. 9 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,120 You walk around, you dance. 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,200 But I just didn't laugh. 11 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:37,280 There was no issue with it. At least, I had no issue with it. 12 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,600 But I just didn't laugh. I though you were a delight though. 13 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,600 -I'm sad that I didn't laugh. -I laughed a lot. 14 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,600 -You like him. -I do like him. 15 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:50,280 This wasn't the right material for me, but you must have more. 16 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,480 -Absolutely. -I'm sure you're very funny. 17 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,400 -We can't leave him behind. -You have to come. 18 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,480 Thank you. 19 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,440 You have the power. 20 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,760 -Thank you! -Yassir! 21 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,360 -Yassir! -Yassir! 22 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,080 If he doesn't make me laugh next time... 23 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,920 It's the most important criteria. 24 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,440 It's called Comedy Class for a reason. 25 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,720 We have a funny-looking one up next. 26 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,720 It's Nadim! 27 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,880 Nadim has a great face! 28 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,160 Make some noise! 29 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,720 NADIM AGE 40 30 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,280 Hi, everyone! 31 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:42,960 I think there's a high expectation for my jokes. I do have jokes. 32 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,040 I have a lot of jokes. 33 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,760 I have so many jokes, it's crazy. 34 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,000 I love what I do. 35 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,880 It's pretty cool. 36 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,720 It's lucky that I love it. 37 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,560 I like what I do. 38 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,720 It's time for my first joke. Here we go. 39 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,440 When I make pasta... 40 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,480 You haven't heard it yet. 41 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,600 You'll see, it's awesome. 42 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,800 When I make pasta, it swells up, 43 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,360 so I make too much. There's too much pasta. 44 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,560 There's just too much. 45 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,160 I have another one. 46 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,280 Trust me. 47 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,520 My set is coming to a crescendo. 48 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,960 Everyone imagine we're on a plane. 49 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,600 Here we go, we're off, we're... 50 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,320 -Taking off. -No, let's start over. 51 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,040 -Here we go, we're... -Taking off! 52 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,360 Love it. 53 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,200 I did the pasta joke. It went well. 54 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,480 I'll do the next bit now. 55 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,600 It's a joke about rice. 56 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,760 It's a little surprising. I'll do it, then you'll see. 57 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,760 When I make rice, it swells up, too. 58 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,720 So I make too much. 59 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:05,480 I don't use much at lunch, that way, I get rice for the week. 60 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,560 I'm gonna skip the semolina joke. 61 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:15,280 Some of you might be wondering why I'm so good at stand-up. 62 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,120 I can feel it. 63 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:23,280 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm almost done. 64 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,960 I am done, but I want to do one last thing. 65 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,800 I didn't plan this, but now I want to. 66 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,920 Because, to be honest, I don't care. 67 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:36,280 Hey, kids, how are you? It's Daddy. 68 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:40,640 I hope you're okay. I just performed in front of a lot of people. 69 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,680 It went really well. Everyone's happy. 70 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,840 Now it's out of my hands. 71 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,360 Love you, kids. Bye. 72 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,440 I think you all were a lot of fun, 73 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,120 and I know the feeling is mutual. 74 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:05,360 -That's it, goodbye! -Nadim, ladies and gentlemen! 75 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,560 Make some noise for Nadim! 76 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:17,120 Nadim, everything about you tells me you're lazy. 77 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,240 The haircut... 78 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,440 -The stool. -The stool. 79 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,200 -Everything says... -The lack of a set. 80 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,920 Yeah. 81 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,640 The total lack of a stand-up set. 82 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,360 Yet, at the same time... 83 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,560 -Your deadbeat style... -You got everyone, including us. 84 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,600 You made me laugh a lot. 85 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,920 -It's risky. -I loved it, Nadim. 86 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,720 I love your character. 87 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,680 I love the non-jokes. 88 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,680 You were hilarious without telling any jokes. 89 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,240 -I love Nadim. -We love him. 90 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,000 We love him. 91 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,720 Nadim, you're coming with us! 92 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,480 -Well done. -Thanks, Éric. 93 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,800 The Paris show was amazing today. 94 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,680 -There were some amazing comics. -We found some hidden gems 95 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:10,160 who have the potential to be great comedians. 96 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,720 The next big comedian 97 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,880 who will make us say, 98 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,520 "Ramzy, we're too old for this job." 99 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,800 "Look at the youngsters." 100 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,560 "They can be funny without doing an old-man voice." 101 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:27,000 -Here are some of today's winners. -Make some noise! 102 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,560 Adel Fugazi! 103 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,440 Camille Lorente! 104 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,200 Sofiane Soch! 105 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,200 Tom Boudet! 106 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,120 Vincent Seroussi! 107 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,240 Yassir! 108 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,320 Nadim! 109 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,480 Goodbye, everyone. Thank you! 110 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,840 -Goodbye, thank you! -Ladies and gentlemen! 111 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:05,920 Welcome to Marseille. Éric and Ramzy... 112 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,520 Sorry. Welcome to Marseille. 113 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:11,000 We're all set for a big adventure. 114 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,000 Marseille has a unique sense of humor. 115 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,920 -It's quick. -But still fun. 116 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,840 -To-the-point. -It's got heart. 117 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,520 It likes to highlight our flaws as Parisians 118 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,240 and point out regional differences. 119 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,280 That's what Marseille humor is all about. 120 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,240 When I think of Marseille humor, I think of Bougheraba. 121 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:36,080 It didn't start with him. In our day... 122 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,240 We had Smaïn. Coluche. 123 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:40,800 Eddie Murphy? 124 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,840 Patrick Bosso! 125 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,640 We want to be surprised. 126 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,080 We want to see Bosso 2.0. 127 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,080 -That's right. -Bosso Zero. 128 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,080 Bosso Bosso. 129 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,720 Bosso Novo! 130 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:58,880 Let's go find our new Marseille star of 2024. 131 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:21,120 Give it up for Éric and Ramzy! Make some noise! 132 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,600 Let's go! 133 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:41,040 -Hello! -Marseille, how are you doing? 134 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,600 Éric, this is what Marseille is all about! 135 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,120 Ladies and gentlemen, Ramzy! 136 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,720 What an intro! 137 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:02,000 Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear even more rapturous applause 138 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,400 for me again! 139 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,720 Okay, let's begin. 140 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,160 -Let's start now. -What about me? 141 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,600 -Yes! -Well, more rapturous applause? 142 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,000 One second, come on! 143 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,680 We're happy to be in this legendary warehouse. 144 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,400 When you go... 145 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,440 This is one of the first delivery warehouses. 146 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:28,600 It was an Amazon warehouse. Packages left from right here. 147 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,560 -Question, Ramzy. -Question? 148 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,600 -Yes, you. -Me? 149 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,240 Wait, anyone else? 150 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,680 No hands raised? No questions? 151 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:37,800 Go ahead. 152 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,120 -First question. Well, the only one. -Of how many? 153 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,240 Since there are one million comedians in France... 154 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,520 That's an accurate count. 155 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,880 I know. 156 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,760 -One million. -One in three people. 157 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,000 One French person in three is funny. 158 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,480 Why do we need find one more? 159 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,440 We want the best. And we want to give them 50,000 euros. 160 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,120 50,000 euros out of Éric's pocket! 161 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,280 That's wonderful. 162 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,640 -Shall we let our comedians begin? -Here we go. 163 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,880 Right now, let's go! 164 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,200 Okay! 165 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,760 -All right. -Let's go! 166 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,880 Come on, now let's... 167 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:24,200 Look at this guy's name! 168 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,840 He's got the name, the good looks... 169 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,640 Who is this guy? 170 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,040 My name is Ayrton Gomes, I'm 25, I'm a stand-up comedian. 171 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,320 This is Marseille, my home. 172 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,640 Let's do it. 173 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,480 I live fast and never stop. 174 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,240 My comedy style is spicy, a little irreverent. 175 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,320 People say I'm an idiot, but I'm very endearing. 176 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,840 You may not like me now, but you will. 177 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,160 I try to write at least three hours a day. 178 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,640 And I read books for inspiration. I learn new words, 179 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,240 like "prithee," which is really funny. 180 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,120 Yuck! 181 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,120 Stand-up is my whole life. 182 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,440 My goal is to sell out every venue in France, 183 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,120 including the Zénith. 184 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,480 I've got Marseille behind me and victory ahead. 185 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,280 That was a good one! 186 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,400 Good evening, Marseille! 187 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,360 AYRTON GOMES AGE 25 188 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,080 -Incredible! -I love you! 189 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:34,160 I'm very happy to be with you, 190 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,320 I like being with nice, cool people. 191 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,120 I'm not used to it. I'm from the 15th in Marseille. 192 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,080 All my friends are thugs. 193 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,280 I love them, but we're not the same. 194 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,880 At a police station, the cop asks why my friends are there. 195 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,320 And they say, "We're in the house... 196 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,280 because we stole a car." 197 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,040 Then they ask me why I'm there. 198 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,080 "Bro, I'm in the house 199 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,360 to get my car back." 200 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,480 It makes no sense. 201 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,920 That was a good one. 202 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:06,200 I have fun with them though. 203 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,880 They've taught me a lot. 204 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:12,200 I learned you can leave Google reviews for police detention centers. 205 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,400 What's next? 206 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,480 Rating police officers like Uber drivers? 207 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,320 "Jean-Marc, 3/5. 208 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,720 Nice guy, the handcuffs weren't too tight. 209 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:26,320 Michel, 2/5. Likes to taser. 210 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,880 P.S. Doesn't like Arabs very much. 211 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,480 Rachid, 3/5. Very understanding. 212 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:35,400 P.S. Gets tased by Michel a lot." 213 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,880 I love my friends. 214 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,240 But I feel like male friendships drag you down. 215 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:45,080 Put 10 guys in a room for 24 hours, 216 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,280 they won't make a vaccine. 217 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,680 But they might come out saying, "For one million, 218 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,560 who would put a finger up Kevin's butt?" 219 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:57,680 And they'll negotiate! Like, "Maybe for two million!" 220 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,520 And Kevin, the weirdo, is like, 221 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,160 "One million is a lot. Just think about it." 222 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,440 Someone is always worse than Kevin. 223 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:07,280 "I'm broke, I'll do it for 50 bucks!" 224 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,960 They're like kids. It's group psychology. 225 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:14,400 Guys play weird games. Like "Would You Rather?" You know it? 226 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,640 I love it, but we play the extreme version. Not, 227 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,680 "Would you rather not know how to tie shoes 228 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,440 or have foggy glasses for the rest of your life?" 229 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,360 We do stupid ones, like, 230 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,280 "Would you rather your mom dies, 231 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,920 or... 232 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,320 suck a fat fishmonger's dick?" "Excuse me?" 233 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,520 I don't play. It's disgusting. 234 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,240 I'm not sucking off a fishmonger. I'll quit the game. 235 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,840 Then they'll say, "Fine, here's another one. 236 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,080 Would you rather your uncle died, and then, at his funeral, 237 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,400 you meet a hot chick, and you spend your life with her, 238 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,640 you marry and have four kids, 239 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,520 and at the end of your life, you find out that girl was 240 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,680 actually your uncle who had a sex change... 241 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,600 Or suck a fat fishmonger's dick?" 242 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,080 I'd stop. I'd quit playing. 243 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,000 "Stop, I'm not playing anymore." 244 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,640 But they just don't get it. 245 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,920 "He didn't get it." 246 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,240 Would you rather the President fucks your mom, 247 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,320 passes a law that says every Thursday, 248 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,520 every French citizen must fuck your mom, 249 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,960 and another law that says that every day of the week 250 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,560 is a Thursday. 251 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,280 Or... 252 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,880 Or... 253 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,880 Wait for it, you won't see it coming." 254 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,480 I like this guy. 255 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,200 "Or your mom has cancer. 256 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,520 And to save her, you have to suck a fat fishmonger's dick." 257 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,280 "You're an idiot!" 258 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,680 The last time... 259 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,000 The last time I did that joke, 260 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,960 a guy outside said, "Hey, kid, I'm a fishmonger!" 261 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,640 Disgusting. Thanks, guys! That's it for me. 262 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,280 Thank you very much, Marseille. You were incredible! 263 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,480 Thank you, Marseille. Thank you, everyone! 264 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,240 -Well done. -Bravo, Ayrton. 265 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,560 What a nice surprise. When you came in, with those clothes... 266 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,840 I swear, when you came in, 267 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,000 I looked at Éric and said, "There's no way." 268 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,320 When a comedian gets on stage dressed really nicely, 269 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,800 as is your case, I feel skeptical. 270 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,280 -Like it's a front. -There's nothing underneath. 271 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:26,520 -Like you spent too much time on clothes. -But when you started speaking, 272 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,080 I forgot about your outfit and just laughed. 273 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,200 The absurdity you brought to it... 274 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,480 -Was good. -Good for us. 275 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,440 -It reached us. -It spoke to us. 276 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:39,480 Unfortunately, we do have a quota of Marseillais we can keep. 277 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,600 -So, unfortunately... -You'll have to come with us to Paris. 278 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,200 -Yeah. -Give him the pass, Ramzy. 279 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,720 Thank you very much. 280 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,320 -Ayrton was great! -Thank you! 281 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,480 Ayrton Gomes! 282 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,760 The boy is good. 283 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,640 I'm so happy! 284 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,600 I have to keep going. Represent! 285 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,920 -Did we make a mistake? -No! 286 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,040 -You sure? -Ramzy, it's our instinct. 287 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,880 -We discovered Bourvil. -I don't remember. 288 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,240 And Chaplin. We can't possibly be wrong. 289 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,800 -Hello? -Chaplin? 290 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,880 Yeah, no one believed in him. With his cane and hat... 291 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,520 -Just us. -Okay, let's move on. 292 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,160 Yoan Lesavre! 293 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,520 YOAN LESAVRE AGE 29 294 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,000 I'm from Montpellier. 295 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,960 It's great to be here. Marseille is an amazing city. 296 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:45,160 You may not know it, but have you ever seen Welcome to the Sticks? 297 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,840 When he sees the "Nord-Pas-de-Calais" road sign, 298 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,560 and it starts raining immediately? Remember that scene? 299 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:54,480 Marseille is the same. You're driving, you see the "Marseille" sign... 300 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,160 Boom! It smells like weed. What a city! 301 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:00,320 It's a crazy city! Insane! 302 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,640 I didn't know the sidewalks in Marseille were for scooters only. 303 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,840 I saw one just now, 304 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,760 three kids, no helmets, bright neon clothes, 305 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,280 like highlighters on a scooter. 306 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,680 And old lady wearing an OM tracksuit, 307 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,400 and a cap. And they said, 308 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,480 "This is Marseille, old lady!" It's too much. 309 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,880 Thank you for listening! You were great. 310 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:27,480 I felt like I was with a friend who was making me laugh. 311 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,240 With little, simple jokes. 312 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,360 They made me smile, laugh a little, 313 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:36,320 but not to the point where I'd pay to watch an hour of it. 314 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:40,000 It was more like a friend I'd go see after the show. 315 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,920 Maybe the topics were a little too cute. 316 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,200 There was nothing surprising about it. That's all. 317 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,760 -Maybe next year. -Whenever you like. 318 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,560 Thank you very much! Make some noise for Yoan! 319 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,760 Ms. Hadir! 320 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,840 HADIR SMINE AGE 22 321 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,720 I used to wonder why my name is "Hadir." 322 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,800 I asked my dad, and he said that in Arabic, it means, 323 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,320 "the sound of waves crashing into each other." 324 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,480 I thought that was cool, poetic. 325 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,320 And I'm always wet, so it just makes sense. 326 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,080 I learned early on that I like girls. 327 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,320 I'm old enough to be your dad. 328 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,800 Would you tell your dad these jokes? I don't know. 329 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,800 It felt like I was watching my sister. It was awkward. 330 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,320 Thanks anyway. 331 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:30,320 -Saying no... -Feels just awful. 332 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,520 We've had our fair share of noes. 333 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,280 We got rejected a lot early on. 334 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,800 "Another failure!" 335 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,720 -Of course! -But those rejections 336 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,240 helped us to move forward. 337 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,440 Yeah, they made us dig deeper and forge our own style. 338 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,000 -Was that the right decision? -You don't care? 339 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,880 -Hey! -We're in the yellow seats. 340 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,400 It's our decision! 341 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,040 And that's final. 342 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,800 -Hello, Éric. -It's a no. 343 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,560 I'm Audrey Baldassare. 344 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,960 I was a firefighter, 345 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,800 but since I was eight, I've always wanted to do comedy. 346 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:19,240 I was scared of turning 30, so I kicked myself in the ass. 347 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,320 I did my first shows, which I bombed, 348 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,080 so I wrote my show, and realized 349 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,920 I loved it and I never want to stop. 350 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,080 Audrey Baldassare! 351 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,720 I take inspiration from my firefighting days. 352 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,080 I like bringing people into my slightly crazy world. 353 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,920 In comedy clubs, girls just don't look like me. 354 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,640 AUDREY BALDASSARE AGE 36 355 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,800 Hello! Hey! What a reception! 356 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:48,520 All this energy is really contagious, it's amazing. 357 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,720 I'll try and turn it down a notch. 358 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,960 I do tend to be hyperactive, plus I did a little coke. 359 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,800 We're going to have a blast! 360 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,800 Just to be clear, that's not true. I don't do drugs, 361 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,560 but people always thought I did, ever since kindergarten. 362 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,800 I love talking, but I don't know when to stop. 363 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,160 To show you how much I like talking... 364 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,160 I went out with a deaf chick 365 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,440 and I didn't realize it for a week. 366 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,240 It's a problem. 367 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,480 I didn't even ask how you're doing. How are you? 368 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,080 -Fine! -Yeah. 369 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,480 I don't usually ask a crowd because I prefer it when you're sad. 370 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,320 Really. That's why I love doing shows in Paris. 371 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,560 -It was great! -That was good. 372 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,000 I usually do that. 373 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,880 It makes me feel like I have a positive effect on people. 374 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,800 I started doing stand-up in an ambulance. 375 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,760 Because I'm a firefighter, that's why. 376 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,920 Imagine knocking on ambulance windows, "Anyone wanna laugh?" 377 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,960 That would be weird. But I did start out that way. 378 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:48,760 I made jokes to the patients on their way to the ER. 379 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:52,320 That's how I got here, I swear. 380 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,480 Thank you. 381 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,920 I swear, it's true. Thank you! 382 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,680 It's a bit of a downer when your audience ends up dying. 383 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,640 That sucks. They never come see my show, those bastards. 384 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,320 They're not a reliable audience. 385 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:10,080 Plus, I never knew if I was killing it, or if they just died on their own. 386 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,640 It sucks. 387 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,760 No, I prefer this crowd, honestly. 388 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,880 I don't know if any of you have kids. 389 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,040 Wow, amazing. It's a big commitment. 390 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,480 They live a really a long time. 391 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:25,240 I'm not quite sure yet, so I've put them in the freezer. 392 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,040 Not my kids, my eggs. 393 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,960 I won't go there. It's very personal. 394 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,800 Okay, I'll tell you! 395 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,920 I don't know if any of you know about endometriosis? 396 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,680 -Yes! -I do, it's near Belgium. 397 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,320 I'm lucky enough to have it. 398 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,560 And I don't know if you know this, 399 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:48,440 but endometriosis hurts a lot. But you know what hurts me the most? 400 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,160 With all my gynecological issues, 401 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:54,080 there's more video of me on the inside than the outside. 402 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,200 It's very frustrating for a comedian. 403 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:01,680 Technically, my uterus has had a better career than me. 404 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,440 I hope that one day, it'll win a César-ian. 405 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,320 Thank you! 406 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,960 Thank you, I had such a good time! 407 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,280 That was great, thank you! 408 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,440 You're really a sight to behold in real life! 409 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,280 It's because of these seats, which we found in Ramzy's living room. 410 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,800 You're the impressive one. Everyone's laughing. 411 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,880 -You got here, and boom! -Very kind of you. 412 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,040 -I remember all her jokes. -Which is a good sign. 413 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,800 -So that's a yes. -It's a yes. 414 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:28,800 Let's go! 415 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,800 Yes! Thank you guys! 416 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,400 Thank you so much! 417 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,800 -Oh, Audrey. -Oh, Audrey! 418 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,800 No hesitation, she's a comedian at heart. 419 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,040 She's got the pacing and the jokes down pat. 420 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,880 The audience was howling. 421 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:48,200 She used to rescue people, now she's killing it! 422 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,360 You okay? 423 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,800 Damn, I saw the Devil for a second there. 424 00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,840 -No, I'm a pro at stunts. -He loves it. 425 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,720 Thanks, Audrey. Great job. 426 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,600 See you in a real city next time! 427 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,880 Thank you! 428 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,760 "Stop making fun of Marseille!" 429 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,240 They're clapping their disapproval. 430 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,840 I'm so happy. 431 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,280 It was lit! The audience was so great. 432 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,160 I can't wait to do it again. 433 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,200 I'm so proud. Thank you. 434 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,760 You loved her. It was your style. 435 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,320 Did we make the right decision? Be honest. 436 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,600 What? 437 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,000 Say that again? 438 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,680 Come on. 439 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,640 I've wanted to meet you for so long. 440 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,280 Answer Éric's question. 441 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,640 -Answer the question. -But wait... 442 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,880 I love your show in the hospital. 443 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,880 What? In a hospital? 444 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,320 -With the nurses. -It's one letter! 445 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,440 "H"! 446 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,040 It's not that hard. It's just H! 447 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,360 Unbelievable. 448 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,400 Lucas Hueso! 449 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,600 LUCAS HUESO AGE 23 450 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,600 Happy to be here because, for my day job, 451 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,000 I'm an after-school activity counselor. And I can't take it anymore. 452 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,040 I need to get out. 453 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,760 This is a cry for help, ladies and gentlemen. 454 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,080 I was in a packed tram in Lyon 455 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,880 and a kid jumped on me. 456 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,160 "Lucas! Lucas!" 457 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,840 His mom said, "Who are you?" 458 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,960 I said, "I play with your son sometimes." It was weird. 459 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,160 I have a problem with this kind of pacing in stand-up, 460 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,200 which we see all the time. 461 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,160 I'm sorry, none of the jokes landed. 462 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,240 Next up, Lisa Mapola! 463 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,160 I suffer from Cuteness Syndrome. 464 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,160 LIDA MAPOLA AGE 29 465 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,520 Ever heard of it? 466 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,040 It's when people think you're cute, 467 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,360 but not hot. 468 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,040 I noticed it on my last date. 469 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,880 It was going well until he said to me, 470 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,640 "Lisa, I really think you're cute." 471 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,280 That made me mad. 472 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,520 -The pacing is really off. -It's a problem. 473 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,840 No! But you agree, right? 474 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,840 "Cute" is a compliment that should stop after third grade. 475 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,160 No, no. 476 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:16,720 Lisa, the guy before you was too fast, 477 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,560 but you were too slow. 478 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,000 Maybe you two could team up for a show. 479 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,920 It might turn out amazing. 480 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,400 It's nothing to do with the quality of your jokes or your set. 481 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,560 There's just a pacing issue. That's all I wrote down. 482 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,520 For me, it was the jokes too. 483 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,040 -For me, it was the pacing. -I'd like to see more jokes. 484 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:40,760 -Do you hate us now? -No, I love you guys too much to hate you. 485 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:47,160 We wanted something a bit punchier, especially in Marseille. 486 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,960 Marseille is the city of jokes and banter. 487 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:55,320 They say they have the warmth in their hearts that the sun doesn't have. 488 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,560 -Those who like proverbs will like that. -They're thrilled. 489 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,520 Now let's welcome... 490 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,080 -An AI bot. -Apparently. 491 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,080 This isn't a real person, this has to be a hologram. 492 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,760 -Let's welcome... -Thomas GT! 493 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,280 THOMAS GT AGE 28 494 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,760 Who here's gotten a -32/20 on a dictation exam? 495 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,880 I'm dyslexic, and in third grade, a teacher once gave me a -32/20. 496 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,320 Circled in red, 497 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,280 with three upside-down "I"s next to it. 498 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,200 And it didn't matter which teacher. 499 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,120 Every year, for the first class, they'd start the same way. 500 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,640 "Hello, children. 501 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,400 "I'll be your sixth-grade French teacher this year. 502 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,960 Before we take our big leap into middle school, 503 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,720 I was told we have a dyslexic student in the class. 504 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,160 Is that you? What's your name? 505 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,480 Thomas? Welcome. Let's all welcome him. 506 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,840 Welcome, Thomas! 507 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,280 See? Your classmates and I are here for you. 508 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,920 We're all here to help you. 509 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,840 Do you understand? Yes? No? 510 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,680 Do you need a sign language interpreter? 511 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,440 Okay, okay." 512 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,720 Every first class of the year, that's what I got. 513 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:33,200 The teachers didn't understand that dyslexia just means I mix up letters. 514 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,400 An M could be a W or an N. An A could be an O or an E... 515 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,400 A D could be a Q, B, or P. 516 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,160 My brain sends me words but taken apart. 517 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,560 Thankfully, we now have dyslexia ambassadors. 518 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,840 They help to explain it to the public. 519 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,280 That is, rappers. 520 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,680 When I heard... Plus, they're from here. 521 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,560 When I heard the rapper Naps 522 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,440 singing that "J is a S..." 523 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,960 I liked that one. 524 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,480 I thought, "Wow, we really get each other." 525 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,440 We speak the same language. Thanks, Naps! 526 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:24,200 And it's not just Naps, lots of rappers say, "S 'be' H." 527 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,520 They're total geniuses! 528 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,560 They make our lives easier. 529 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,360 Because if J is a G, and S "be" H, 530 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,960 how many letters can be replaced by an H? 531 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,880 Three letters for one. These guys are geniuses. 532 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,000 Do you understand when I speak? 533 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,400 Yes? No? 534 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,920 That's okay. 535 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,280 I'm proud of my dyslexia. 536 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,960 I'm proud to be on stage with you here in Marseille. 537 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:58,440 And I'm very happy to meet Éric and Ramzy, so I can finally say thank you. 538 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,120 For appearing in the one show 539 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,320 I could write and pronounce correctly as a kid. 540 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,040 H. 541 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,600 Thank you very much! 542 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,600 Thank you, Thomas! 543 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,840 So you're dyslexic, just like Ramzy. 544 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,000 Really? 545 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,240 Not as much as you are, I think. 546 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,480 At the start, it was cute. 547 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,720 But then I got a little lost. 548 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,960 Then you got me back with the S and H. 549 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,560 I agree. When you started, I liked it, but he lost me. 550 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,120 All that sign language stuff... That was great. 551 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,320 Yeah, it was good pacing. 552 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,920 I still feel like 553 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,560 I'm watching a friend, once again. 554 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,560 Not a... 555 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,200 -Let me finish! -I said "a friend." 556 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,360 Let me finish! 557 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,360 He's like a friend who, after dinner, says, 558 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:03,080 "Let me make you laugh." Then gets up on the table. It's risky. 559 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,880 Usually, my friends are funny sitting down. 560 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,000 But if he stands up and says, "Everyone listen," that's a risk. 561 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,240 But when he said, "Everyone listen," 562 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,920 and started with the S "be" H... 563 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,920 it made me laugh. 564 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,720 So I thought... 565 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,000 Do you understand when I talk? 566 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:28,200 He won over the audience. And this isn't an easy venue. 567 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,360 -How was he? -It's like being in a fridge. 568 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,800 -Thomas, you're coming with us to Paris! -Thanks, Éric! 569 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,480 -Thank you, Thomas. Well done. -Thank you! 570 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,360 Thank you! 571 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:57,000 I'd like to thank the Marseille audience. Thank you very much. 572 00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,320 You lifted me up and supported me. Thank you, Marseille. 573 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,000 Thank you, Marseille! 574 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,960 -Let's bring the winners back out. -Bring back the winners, please! 575 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,160 Ayrton Gomes! 576 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,240 Audrey Baldassare! 577 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,240 Thomas GT! 578 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:19,560 Make some noise for the winners from Marseille! 579 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,440 See you all later! 580 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,760 -Thank you. -So long, Marseille! 581 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,800 Now, another city, another sense of humor. 582 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,680 Next stop, Brussels. 583 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,200 BRUSSELS 584 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,200 We expect a lot from Brussels. This is a country 585 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,320 where we've performed a lot and laughed a lot, too. 586 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,080 -Yeah. -They're funny. 587 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,840 They have to be funny here because it's so gray outside. 588 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,920 -Ah, Brussels! -Brussels. 589 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,680 Here we are, Brussels. 590 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,160 Damn it, my white sneakers! Brussels! 591 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,880 So, Éric, I know this city very well. Come on, this way. 592 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,080 People are already eating fries at this time of day? 593 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,520 -The most emblematic thing here... -Is the fries. 594 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,920 The Manneken-Pis. He's this big. 595 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,480 Let's go knock him down. 596 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,480 -Let's piss on the Manneken-Pis. -This way. 597 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,800 Think anyone has ever done that? 598 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,280 I doubt it, he's high up. I tried. 599 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,280 It gets all over your face. 600 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,960 The Manneken-Pis! 601 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,720 It's alive! 602 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,120 Ramzy, it would be great to say that we didn't find laughs here, 603 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,040 -but we found love. -Love. 604 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,640 Come on, we want love, not laughs. 605 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,760 Let's start flirting. 606 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,320 Ladies! Step right up! 607 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,240 -Step right up! -Let's go, ladies! 608 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,760 Our hearts are up for grabs! 609 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,360 It's the Korean Éric and Ramzy! 610 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,200 Wow! 611 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,960 Bravo! 612 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,400 Good evening, Brussels! 613 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,080 Good evening! 614 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,800 -Silence! -You good, Brussels? 615 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,440 You should know, we love it here in Brussels. 616 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,840 It's such a sunny city. 617 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,280 We've been walking all day. 618 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,920 It's been wonderful. 619 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 You even got a tan! 620 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,400 -You're tanned! -With positive vibes. 621 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,400 But we're going to have fun this afternoon. 622 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,240 We'll bring in a bit of sunshine. 623 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,240 Time to hand it over. Thank you, Brussels! 624 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,400 It's your turn, Brussels! 625 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,800 Note that this venue is awful for comedy 626 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,800 -because... -We noticed... 627 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,960 The roof is high. So technically speaking, 628 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,720 the laughter will get lost in such an enormous space. 629 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,000 So don't laugh like this. 630 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,400 -Or like this. -Laugh at the stage. Aim well. 631 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,400 Like this. 632 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:59,200 Like a burp, but make it a laugh. And aim well. 633 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,440 Ladies and gentlemen, our first artist from Brussels. 634 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,880 -At least, I hope he's from here. -And that he's funny. 635 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,200 -Mr. Brahms! -Come on, Brahms! 636 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,000 Good evening, Brussels! 637 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,720 Make some noise! 638 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,800 You all look great. Hello, Éric and Ramzy. 639 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,080 Good evening. 640 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,760 I'm happy to be on stage. 641 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,880 BRAHMS AGE 35 642 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,400 I've been doing this six years. 643 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,280 I never thought I'd be able to. Why? Maybe you can hear it, 644 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,920 I used to stutter. 645 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,520 Can you hear it? You can tell me. 646 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,560 Okay, cool. But I wasn't just a stutterer. 647 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,640 I was a stutterer in Paris. 648 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,000 You know how Parisians are? 649 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,840 They don't have time to stutter. Let's be honest here. 650 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,360 "Bro, you're really stuttering!" 651 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,200 "Do I hear a stutter?" 652 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,680 "Because it's really funny." 653 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,600 "Go see a speech therapist!" 654 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,040 -He's pretty good. -Yeah, I like him. 655 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,840 -He has a flow. -Exactly. 656 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,600 Who's seen a stutterer try to say something? 657 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,720 Okay. 658 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,320 It's like a seizure. One eye on Ramzy, the other on Éric. 659 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,480 We can't talk, our mouth won't open. 660 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,680 Sometimes, we stutter so much, we close both eyes. 661 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,320 I don't know why. 662 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,760 Just to say, "You." 663 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,200 They say it comes from emotional trauma. But I don't remember any. 664 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,160 I just know that it made me impulsive. 665 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,480 Kids would make fun of me. They called me "No-Signal." 666 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,200 I swear, or "No-Network-Connection." 667 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,160 Since I sometimes repeated words, they'd say, "Here comes Oui-Oui." 668 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,880 So you see how creative people can be. 669 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,160 So I'd hit them and stutter less. Thank you, that was fun. 670 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:49,960 Well done! 671 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,160 -Brahms, ladies and gentlemen! -Thank you very much. 672 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,000 Bravo, Brahms. 673 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,120 Was that "Oui-Oui" story true? 674 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,320 Yeah, they called me "Oui-Oui." I'd be like, "you-you." 675 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,960 Sorry for laughing, but... 676 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,080 Being the class clown was helpful. 677 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,400 I needed the affection. 678 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,360 I had family problems, go figure. 679 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,160 -Damn uncle! -Right. 680 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,640 So anyway, I felt all the love from my classmates thanks to my humor, 681 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,040 so I liked it and I developed it. 682 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,560 And in order to be funny, you need to be relaxed 683 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,440 -and spontaneous... -Too long, but good answer. 684 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,560 I don't stutter anymore, so I'm making the most of it. 685 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,160 Ramzy, in my opinion... 686 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,680 He deserves it. 687 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,280 -Should we? -He's so charming. 688 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,280 -Okay, let's do it. -Let's go! 689 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,640 You're coming with us! 690 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,120 -Well done. -Thank you so much, Éric. 691 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,280 You're coming straight to Paris! 692 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,800 Bravo! 693 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,880 Brahms, ladies and gentlemen! 694 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,440 No words. I'm so happy. 695 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,480 I've been doing this for six years. 696 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,800 I saw my chance and I took it. 697 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,000 I hope it'll continue on like this. 698 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:18,640 -Now it's time for Nathalie... -Boitel! 699 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,520 Nathalie! 700 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,680 NATHALIE BOITEL AGE 35 701 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,520 Hello, everyone! Good evening, Brussels! 702 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,280 -Hello, mentors. -Hello. 703 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,960 I'm so happy to be here. My name is Nathalie. 704 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,440 I've been in a relationship for 17 years. 705 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,880 You don't seem very impressed, fine. 706 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,880 It's not like it was a daily struggle or anything. 707 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,880 But you're right, I didn't win Survivor or anything. 708 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,280 But I've been sitting on the same pole for 17 years. Impressive! 709 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,800 That was a good one! 710 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,520 It may seem weird, but our fights are better 711 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,640 since we had a baby two years ago. 712 00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,440 He doesn't understand words yet. 713 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,320 So we still argue, but we keep smiling. 714 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,120 "I'm going to fuck you up." 715 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,520 "I'm going to beat your ass if you don't leave this room now." 716 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,880 "Oh, daddy's gone 717 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,040 "before I punch his nose in." 718 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,160 Thank you very much! 719 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,440 Thank you! 720 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,120 I have to admit, if we're doing an analysis right now, 721 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:28,280 I think the set lacked any jokes that connected with me. 722 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,840 It wasn't her, it was her topic was a little tired. 723 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,480 She didn't take things anywhere. 724 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,560 She just came to talk about her relationship. 725 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,960 -Add something else. -We've already got our own relationships. 726 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,160 So listening to someone talking about theirs... 727 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,400 It's not for us, I'm sorry. 728 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,800 -Right. -Thank you very much. 729 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:50,960 Thank you. 730 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,440 -Thank you, and well done. -Thank you so much! 731 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,640 Nathalie, a 17-year relationship, and five years doing stand-up. 732 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,480 Next up, 733 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,480 -Manola! -It's your turn! 734 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,160 -Good evening! -Good evening. 735 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,120 MANOLA AGE 26 736 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,640 This 360-degree stage is weird. 737 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,840 Some of you see my face, others, my ass. Which is worse? 738 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,640 Well, that's not the topic at hand. 739 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:26,560 The topic is me. Because I'm self-centered. 740 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,800 Here we go. 741 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,480 So, when I was little, I used to love dancing. 742 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,920 So I'd watch the music videos of my favorite singers, 743 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,200 I'd go to my room and recreate the music videos. 744 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,280 Then I'd invite my family to watch my "ferpormance." 745 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:48,120 I had two idols at the time, Lorie and the Pussycat Dolls. 746 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,200 Five girls lip-synching and rubbing on pipes. 747 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:55,400 I didn't know that the Pussycat Dolls weren't as innocent as Lorie. 748 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,160 I didn't know that when I'd rub up against the chair, 749 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,360 I just looked like a little prostitute. I didn't know! 750 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,000 Yeah, clap. 751 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:09,800 My dad knew. 752 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,560 My dad would cry tears of blood, guys. 753 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,160 It was unbelievable. 754 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,640 If he knew what I rub up on now, he'd want the chairs back. 755 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,920 One day, the Pussycat Dolls decided to stop singing. 756 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,360 So I decided to stop dancing. I was so let down, I couldn't go on. 757 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,880 My dad lit a candle to thank baby Jesus. 758 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,120 My dad didn't need to worry, though. 759 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,840 I was an ugly kid. 760 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,440 My bangs were cut to here. On purpose! 761 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,400 I had a unibrow, I was covered in hair, I looked like... 762 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,480 A feminist. Great! 763 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,640 Yeah. Even Epstein didn't want me. 764 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,920 -That's it for me. -Thank you! 765 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,920 Thank you. 766 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,040 -Well done, Manola. -Thank you. 767 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,160 You sometimes go off-track. 768 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,520 -Way off-track. -That Epstein joke... 769 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,440 Your topics are hard-core. It's wild. 770 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,400 -And you brag about it. -Yeah, I like bragging. 771 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,160 -Clearly. -Yes. 772 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,160 It's incredible. 773 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,280 I don't usually like that. What about you? 774 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,760 She's got me perplexed. t. What about you?