1 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,960 COMEDY CLASS BY ÉRIC AND RAMZY 2 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,680 BRUSSELS 3 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,240 Thank you. 4 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,280 -Well done, Manola. -Thank you. 5 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:22,960 -You're very good. -Yeah. 6 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:24,360 MANOLA AGE 26 7 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,960 -I know. -Amazing. 8 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,240 Oh, my God, your level. 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,680 I like her a lot. 10 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,720 She's got me perplexed. 11 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,840 At first, the way you show off is a little off-putting, 12 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:40,360 but you do it so much, it passes the "like" barrier. 13 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,560 -Exactly. -I liked it a lot. 14 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:43,720 Like away. 15 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,800 -Well done. -Thank you. 16 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,400 Great job! 17 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,560 Thank you, Manola! See you in Paris! 18 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,640 Thank you! 19 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,080 I felt comfortable, but that didn't mean that... 20 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,040 Then I saw him take this out... 21 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,760 It's amazing. 22 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:18,440 Next up, he's not just a character, a color, and a country, 23 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,120 please welcome, Mr. Bénin! 24 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,800 BÉNIN AGE 28 25 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:30,600 How are you? 26 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,760 I'm Bénin, I'm 28, and I live in Brussels. 27 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,800 I work in insurance for now. 28 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,280 I don't know how that happened. I needed cash. 29 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,640 I have bills to pay. 30 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,280 And I like to make jokes onstage on the side, too. 31 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,200 How's it going, Brussels? 32 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,520 I went to Montreal three years ago. It's a seven-hour flight. 33 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,920 I got there and the customs agent came up 34 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,840 and said, "Welcome to Montreal, sir, 35 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,560 but you need to go through immigration." 36 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,920 Getting through immigration is easy. It's like a reality show 37 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,000 There are Black people, Afghans, Arabs, 38 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,280 and we all have a secret we need to keep. 39 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,040 If you don't keep it, you're out of the country. It's quick. 40 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,760 I've got a lot of problems. 41 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,440 My car broke down. 42 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,120 I've had to start doing things I never wanted to do again. 43 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,880 Like hitchhiking. 44 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,400 But I'd forgotten one key thing, 45 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,040 which is that, well, I'm Black. 46 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,400 Usually, if you do this, they stop, but, for me, they accelerate. 47 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:35,160 They're scared of me. When I do this, they see this. 48 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,520 They think I'm a serial killer. 49 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,840 Even though everyone knows serial killers are white. You know? 50 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,440 It's true. 51 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,240 I could be a killer, 52 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,360 but not a serial killer. 53 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,240 I wouldn't have that many tries. 54 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,600 -He's very likeable. -Very likeable. 55 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Once in my life, a white guy picked me up. He was about 50. 56 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,680 Once. I was taken aback by his confidence. 57 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:05,160 He said, "Come on, young man, get in!" 58 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,200 Just between you and me, 59 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,520 I hesitated. 60 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,760 I was like, "Do you want to take me somewhere or take me apart?" 61 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:19,200 He reassured me. He said, "Don't worry, I love Black people. 62 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,800 I've always wanted to be Black!" 63 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:25,160 I said, "Being Black isn't an easy career choice. 64 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,320 You'll never get to see Montreal." 65 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,040 Thanks, guys, this was great. 66 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,200 Thank you. 67 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,880 Thank you very much. 68 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,000 Thank you, Brussels! 69 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:40,400 Thank you, Bénin! How long have you been doing this? 70 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,120 Four-and-a-half years now. 71 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,640 Do you have a full show? 72 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,480 Not yet, but I'm working on it. Slowly. 73 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:50,160 You're really comfortable up there, and extremely likeable. 74 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:54,160 To me, that's the main quality of a comedian. 75 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,720 Sometimes, the jokes or topics might not land, 76 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,840 but we have to like the guy, at least, 77 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,800 and we liked you right away. 78 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:06,400 You have a good flow, a sense of pacing... 79 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,920 -You're a good-looking guy. -Yeah. 80 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,680 -Oh, stop! -No, I'm kidding. 81 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,440 Bénin, welcome to France! 82 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,200 Well done. 83 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,760 See you in Paris. Well done! 84 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,240 Thank you, Bénin! 85 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:34,120 Remember the time we wanted to turn Belgium into a parking lot? 86 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,480 We were going to bulldoze everything except the Manneken-Pis. 87 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,480 To keep the Belgians happy. 88 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:43,200 We were going to send all the Belgians to repopulate the south of France. 89 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,600 What were we gonna we do with the people in the south of France? 90 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,160 Send them to Corsica? 91 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,200 You already put on some mascara, now it's lipstick? 92 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,080 I'm going out, man! 93 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,200 I'm going out later! 94 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,880 Make some noise for Hamza! 95 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,360 My body sucks. I have the physique of a shrimp. 96 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:05,640 HAMZA AGE 29 97 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,880 If I were a dish, I'd be fine dining. 98 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,120 A shrimp with a drizzle of olive oil. 99 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,040 You're so kind. 100 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,240 I do lazy comedy. It's an art in itself. 101 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,360 They said I needed a four-minute sketch. 102 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,800 Here, I made a "four-minute" sketch. 103 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,640 And it has to land with the audience. Easy! 104 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,960 And they have to laugh! It's working, isn't it? 105 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:40,280 -Have you done this long? -One year. 106 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,960 I think that's what's missing. 107 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,880 -You lack confidence. -You're still a little green. 108 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,640 Anthony Circus! 109 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,000 ANTHONY CIRCUS AGE 29 110 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:55,840 I'm not comfortable around people. I'm not anti-social, just shy. 111 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,440 When I take the subway, 112 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,480 I'll often bring along an accordion and a cup, 113 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,880 so no one will talk to me. 114 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,760 It really works. 115 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:09,320 If anyone gets too close, I bust out with "Despacito"! 116 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,440 Thank you so much! 117 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,680 I don't know if it's the sound system or if our ears are bad, 118 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,720 but I missed a few of your jokes. 119 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,640 -You're 50 years old. -That could be it. 120 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,760 There's your first clue. 121 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,360 -Thank you! -Bye! 122 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,040 If the next one is awful, 123 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,680 let's wink at each other. 124 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,040 If it's not great, okay? 125 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,400 -Let's all get up and slowly leave. -Or we'll leave! 126 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,320 We'll look at each other and just go. 127 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:38,240 And go eat somewhere with the 50,000 bucks. 128 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,760 Moving on! 129 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,920 My name is Lorenzo Mancini, 130 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,240 I'm from Brussels and I'm an architect. 131 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,920 My humor is rather cerebral. 132 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,160 I stay put and wait for people to come into my mind. 133 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:02,800 That makes it sound boring, but it's actually pretty funny. 134 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,520 Ladies and gentlemen, 135 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,720 Lorenzo Mancini! 136 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,560 Good evening. 137 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,800 LORENZO MANCINI AGE 34 138 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,840 My name is Lorenzo Mancini. 139 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,880 I work as an architect. 140 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,600 I say that at the start, so if you don't think I'm funny, 141 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,400 you can call me to get a quote on a renovation. 142 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,640 That's it for the ad. Let's move on with the jokes. 143 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,800 Young adults are having fewer children for environmental reasons, 144 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,800 which means I have no environmentalist friends. 145 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,440 Since my friends became parents, 146 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:42,040 they've stopped inviting me to Ibiza or to the Rio Carnival. 147 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,080 Now I get invited on Sundays 148 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,880 to a three-year-old's jungle-themed birthday party. 149 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,800 Fiesta loca! 150 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,360 I think the makers of Tarzan were screwing with us. 151 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,000 After living in the jungle with talking animals, 152 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,400 Tarzan looks happy. 153 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,360 Me, after three hours, I became pro deforestation. 154 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,760 I thought maybe Bolsonaro voters 155 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,800 had been made to skip Carnival for a kid's birthday party. 156 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:12,320 Political joke disguised as kids' joke. 157 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:18,440 I've been working on a free, natural form of contraception. 158 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:22,120 If you don't want kids, but your partner does, 159 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:25,120 when you make love, speak Flemish. 160 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,760 When you're making love, nobody wants to hear... 161 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,040 He speaks Flemish well. 162 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:39,760 If you want to come see my show or have your apartment renovated, 163 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,640 my name is Lorenzo Mancini. Thanks, guys. 164 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,640 Well done, Lorenzo, thank you very much! 165 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,640 You've got something there. 166 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,200 -He won me over. -Me too. 167 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,360 At least... 168 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:00,720 It's not your decision! 169 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,080 -People in the audience... -Andrea... 170 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,840 Andrea? No, Ramzy. 171 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,360 -You're Ramzy, right? -Yes. 172 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,240 -Have you always been there? -Bro, I'm 6'5". 173 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,720 I think he's really, really funny. 174 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:18,880 When architects get together for dinner, he must really stand out. 175 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,520 They say, "Damn, that was one funny architect." 176 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,120 Éric, we can't... 177 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,240 Our career is almost over. 178 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:28,160 -He's just starting out. -Aren't you redoing your apartment? 179 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,160 I know... 180 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,040 There a several good reasons to keep him. 181 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,640 Raise your hand if you loved Lorenzo Mancini! 182 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,760 Well, there we go. 183 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,960 Come on, Lorenzo, welcome to the team! 184 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,640 We were messing with you, of course. 185 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,720 Well done, Lorenzo. 186 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,000 We'll see you in Paris! 187 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,280 These kids who come in on their own are impressive. 188 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,720 They know what they want and they seize the opportunity. 189 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,360 Are you tired? 190 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:06,520 My back is tired. Because I'm 55 years old! 191 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:10,200 And these chairs aren't the same as the ones at home. 192 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,240 -You need a chairback. -There are no backs. 193 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:18,440 Make some noise for the four winners from Brussels, Belgium! 194 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,200 They're coming with us to Paris. 195 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,200 Brahms! 196 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,720 Manola! 197 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,600 Bénin! 198 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,040 Lorenzo Mancini! 199 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,760 The next generation of comedy is here! 200 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,280 -Thank you all. -Well done! 201 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,240 -Goodbye. -See you. 202 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:41,280 Brussels was very special. I can't wait for the next city. 203 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,280 -Can't wait! -Surprise, surprise, motherfucker! 204 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,320 We're on our way to Nantes. 205 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,960 We'll find a lot pf people who are funnier than us there. Tons. 206 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,400 -In Nantes? -Yeah. 207 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,120 -Michaël Youn. -He's from Nantes. 208 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,080 -Will Ferrell, too. -Mickaël Vendetta. 209 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,840 Ahmed Sylla is from Nantes. 210 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,480 Well, he was dropped off in Nantes. 211 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,160 -That's better. -By an African stork. 212 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,640 Thank you! 213 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,080 Let's have a good show. 214 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,440 Let us discover a new comedian. 215 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,080 So sayeth our lord and savior... 216 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,520 Jeff Bezos! 217 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,640 Hello, Nantes! 218 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,720 We've come to Nantes to discover new comedy talent. 219 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,480 We hear you're not that funny here. 220 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,280 I'm joking! 221 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:07,080 -No. -We don't know how many we'll keep. 222 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,760 But, in the end, one winner 223 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,800 will get 50,000 euros, 224 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,400 which we will then give to Blanche Gardin. 225 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,200 So, here we go. 226 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,960 I hope you'll like them! 227 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,920 Wait! On a scale of zero to 20, what do you give Ramzy's mustache? 228 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,920 -I think that was a 20. -He went to his barber 229 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,280 -and asked him for... -The Saddam Hussein. 230 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,000 -Didn't you ask for the Magnum? -That's right. 231 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,080 He gave you the ice cream version instead. 232 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:47,280 We want to apologize for our seats. They're kind of embarrassing. 233 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:51,680 We wanted something subtle to blend in with the crowd. 234 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,360 We feel like Louis XIV and his Arab. 235 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,520 They're embarrassing, aren't they? 236 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,560 Hopefully comedians will forgive this too. 237 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:03,480 -We didn't ask for thrones. -It's all production's fault. 238 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,760 Have a great evening! Let's go! 239 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,320 This is stressful. There's no room for error. 240 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,800 Plus, I talk really fast. 241 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,120 I could stumble at any moment. 242 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,480 If they don't understand me, I'll need subtitles. 243 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,120 Send out the first victim! 244 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,880 Lou-Ann Protin! 245 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,320 LOU-ANNE PROTIN AGE 24 246 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,040 Everyone doing all right? 247 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,400 Your Majesties. 248 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:49,080 Let's talk about kids. Life's greatest gift, they say. 249 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,800 Whatever, I'd rather die. 250 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,640 I don't want kids, for obvious physical reasons. 251 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,880 I don't know if you can tell, but I'm 5'1". 252 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,560 I stopped growing in 2004. 253 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,160 Put me in a bathing suit on the beach, I could leave with any family. 254 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,200 Any family! I don't see the world like you do. 255 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,280 In the street, you see people head-on. 256 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:13,080 I see them dick-on. Tall men are the bane of my existence. 257 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:17,600 I couldn't give birth, the baby'd be the same size as me. 258 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,520 Also, nine months of suffering, just for him to look like who? 259 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,160 His dad. 260 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,200 I know who I'm screwing and, trust me, it's not worth it. 261 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,360 So, when I saw who I was boinking, 262 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,160 I figured it was time to get some contraception. 263 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:37,080 I'd never been to the gynecologist. I was scared. It's a little scary. 264 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:41,800 The secretary reassured me, she said, "You'll just get to know each other." 265 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:48,520 The guy I'm supposed to get to know is standing there in his white coat. 266 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:52,320 I thought, "Okay." He says, "Get undressed and lie down." 267 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,080 Confused, but flattered, 268 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,400 I said, "Thank you, but shouldn't we talk a bit before? 269 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:02,200 "We don't even know if we're a good fit. I don't know your zodiac sign!" 270 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:05,320 But I'm feeling horny and weak-willed, so I lie down. 271 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:09,320 I'm not a prude with doctors. A body is a body. It's their job. 272 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,760 Just don't do commentary. 273 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,040 I've got my legs in the air, it's cold, awkward... 274 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:18,240 He goes, "I'm going to insert a finger." I don't usually get a warning, it's fine. 275 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,000 That's it for me. Thanks for coming out! 276 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,200 Well done! 277 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,960 She's fast! 278 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,080 Well done! 279 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,920 That was a bombardment. There were so many jokes, and rather hard-core. 280 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,200 -You impressed me. -Yeah. 281 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,000 -Honestly. -Like you've been doing this for years. 282 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,760 You have your own style. You're memorable. 283 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:47,520 -What you do is unique. -That's what my mom's worried about. 284 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,040 Well... 285 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,440 Hold on. We've got... 286 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,800 Really? I can't believe you said that. 287 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,960 Let's do it. 288 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:03,640 We want you to be the first one to whom we spontaneously give 289 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,760 the Navigold Pass to come to Paris! 290 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,160 Thank you very much! 291 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,840 We're deliberating. 292 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,480 -Talk amongst yourselves. -Deliberate! 293 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,120 Don't you know how? 294 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,000 Like this. 295 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,080 Deliberate. 296 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,880 On the plus side, great mustache. 297 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:38,120 -We're judging looks, right? -Yes, only looks. 298 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,720 -Send in the next one! -Next up! 299 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,480 Simon Pintault! 300 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,960 SIMON PINTAULT AGE 28 301 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,160 Hi! I'm here to tell a few jokes. Ready? 302 00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,120 Yeah! 303 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,800 I'm Simon Pintault, I'm 28, and I'm from Le Mans. 304 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,560 I've been doing comedy for four years now. 305 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,040 I discovered comedy through DVDs, Élie Semoun, Franck Dubosc. 306 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,280 That's how I knew it could be a career. 307 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,440 I lost my mom two years ago. 308 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,040 That's what really started it for me. 309 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,480 I want to do Comedy Class 310 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:29,400 mostly for the money. What did you expect me to say? 311 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,560 I'm going to talk about something I just learned about myself. 312 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,080 I'm a hipster. 313 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,040 Don't you agree? I look like I say "verbena" a lot. 314 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,800 "Eucalyptus verbena tea, anyone?" 315 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:46,000 I realized I was a hipster because of one thing. 316 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:50,080 Because I box now, and my gym is clearly a hipster gym. 317 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,480 They put on "fight-and-brunches." 318 00:17:55,920 --> 00:18:00,560 I swear, it's true. So I went, and, honestly, 319 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,280 I loved it. 320 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,640 It was great! 321 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,560 They fought, I ate. 322 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,040 It's true! While they were bashing each other's faces in, 323 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,440 I was there like, "Do you have any more smoked salmon? 324 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,200 I'll have an avocado toast." 325 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,080 It was great. 326 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,560 Now I know what I am. Wait for it... I'm a hit-ster. 327 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,200 I'm big into hit-stering! 328 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,200 Imagine you're dancing the bachata with a gorgeous woman. 329 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,080 "Habla español? 330 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,760 Yo también, mi amor." 331 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,320 You leave together and some creep in the street shouts, 332 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,640 "Whore!" "I'll take care of it, I'm a hit-ster." 333 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:41,800 It's great! 334 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,520 Yeah, wait. Hold on. 335 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,280 Then you're there like, 336 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,240 "What are you waiting for?" "Brunch." 337 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,040 He's great, I love it. 338 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:57,080 Plus, I just created my start-up with a very simple concept. 339 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,400 For every punch, we plant one tree. 340 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,920 Because being a hit-ster is a "hit"! 341 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,200 Thank you. 342 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,560 -Well done! -Great job. 343 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,320 -That really got us. -No need to talk it over much. 344 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,960 Maybe it's because we're hipsters ourselves, 345 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,200 -but it really spoke to us. -I thought it might. 346 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:30,880 -I saw your mustache. -That's a stage costume, right? 347 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,320 Or are those your real clothes? 348 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,880 I loved it, your style, saying you were here to tell a few jokes, 349 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,720 your set-ups, everything! No need to get into the details. 350 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,640 The whole room reacted. 351 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,800 -Your style. -You're just you. 352 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,000 -You're Simon. -And yet, it's a no for me. 353 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,880 -So silly. -I understand. 354 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,960 -It's normal. -That's only fair. 355 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,320 That "hit-ster" thing was great. 356 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,160 Listen, we agree. 357 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,320 -Obviously! -Here's your Navigold Pass! 358 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,920 Awesome job. 359 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,240 It felt good, I don't know, it just felt good. 360 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,480 I felt present, and they were so nice. 361 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,800 It was just awesome. 362 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,680 -He was good. What was his name? -Simon. 363 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,080 -I loved him! -Me too. 364 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,160 "Hit-stering," with him eating... 365 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,080 We had a good laugh. 366 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,760 -Yeah. -Our shows are so good! 367 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,560 -So good. -In our comfy chairs... 368 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:37,000 It's Wednesday afternoon, here with all these unemployed people. 369 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,320 -Yeah. -Taking it easy. 370 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,800 You can't all be employed. 371 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,200 -What are you doing here? -You shouldn't be here. 372 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,080 Unbelievable. 373 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,320 -You don't work? -Yes, we do. 374 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,800 "Freelance." Sure, so unemployed. 375 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,200 Okay, next one's ready. 376 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:59,480 Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Maxime! 377 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,800 Ever been to a nude beach? 378 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,080 MAXIME STOCKNER AGE 26 379 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,320 -I have. Have you? -No! 380 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,480 It's hell. Just awful. 381 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,800 They don't tell you exactly when you should get undressed. 382 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,800 Do it too late, it's weird. Too early, you're still in the parking lot. 383 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,520 And you have to undress in the open, in front of everyone. 384 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:25,320 There's no locker room, so people will inevitably see you in this position. 385 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,560 I felt so vulnerable. 386 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,720 I was so scared someone would push me 387 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,040 and I'd fall over with my knees tied up in my underwear. 388 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,480 We've always been prudish. 389 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:42,160 We're uncomfortable talking about balls, wieners, nudism... 390 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:46,400 Right, the topic wasn't the right one to make us laugh. 391 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,520 Okay. 392 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,680 -Sorry, Maxime, but it's a no. -No problem. 393 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,440 -Next up! -Moving along. 394 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,640 Cab Cab! 395 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,760 CAB CAB AGE 29 396 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,880 When I was little, I had a lazy eye and wore thick glasses. 397 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:03,080 So let's say my outlook on life is a bit off-center. 398 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,880 That's what I'm trying to say. 399 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,760 You can give me side-eye, but I did it first! 400 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,320 I'll take you on two at a time. Really take a look at me! 401 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,640 "Shit." "Shit yourself." "What?" 402 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,960 "Shit, shit..." Don't laugh, it gets them worked up. 403 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,080 Shh! Stop, you're on my face! 404 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,680 Shit, you really did stop laughing. 405 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,240 I was lost. You lost me. 406 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,200 I'm sorry, it's a no. 407 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,280 -Sorry. -Well, thanks anyway for this experience. 408 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,080 You'll see, those we turn down will end up being stars 409 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,280 and they'll hate us their whole career. 410 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,600 -It's terrible. -So sad. 411 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,800 We remember those who told us no at the start. 412 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,320 We still remember them 30 years later. 413 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,680 Lederman. Paul Lederman. 414 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,120 "They'll never make it." 415 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,760 "It'll never work." 416 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:58,760 Our no now will have an impact. You can feel it. 417 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,440 What's the next young lady's name? 418 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,720 Can you tell us? 419 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,880 Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Ana Godefroy! 420 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,960 ANA GODEFROY AGE 25 421 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,040 -Hi there! -Hi there! 422 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,920 Can you see me? 423 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,480 -Yeah. -Cool. 424 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,760 I'm asking because I have my doubts. 425 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,000 Lask week, I went to a few clubs to rehearse for this show. 426 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,920 It's a nice atmosphere. We each do five or six minutes. 427 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,360 That way, we can promote our shows. 428 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,880 We're all backstage together. It's cool. 429 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,240 At the end, I left the venue, 430 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,000 and one of the comedians came up to me and gave me the flyer for his show. 431 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,360 He said, "Thanks for coming to see me tonight. 432 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,600 I hope you enjoyed it. 433 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,360 Feel free to leave a comment." 434 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,840 "Actually, we performed together. 435 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,240 Simon." 436 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,920 Has anyone here ever been run over by a van? 437 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,800 Twenty-three cubic meters? 438 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,840 Well, I have. 439 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,880 This wasn't a road accident. 440 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,520 This was the van parking itself on you, 441 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,760 and there you are, on the windshield. 442 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,600 Yeah. "Excuse me, Didier. 443 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,680 Just so you know, my knees are wedged in between your hood 444 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,000 and the bumper of this Dacia Logan. 445 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,760 Don't worry, I'll wait for you to finish your delivery. 446 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,680 Take your time. 447 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,400 I've got all day. I'm a performing artist." 448 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,000 That's it. Thank you very much. 449 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,480 -Well done! -Thank you. 450 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,800 Bravo! 451 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,960 Is Paul Mirabel an influence? 452 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,520 Yeah. 453 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,160 Well, I'm a victim, just like him. 454 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,600 -Did the story with the van really happen? -Completely true. 455 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,800 -He could see you? -I was sandwiched, yeah. 456 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,520 -I didn't dare tell him I was there. -Get out of here! 457 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,680 The only part that wasn't true was me telling him I was there. 458 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,160 Listen, you're not invisible to us. You really made us laugh. 459 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,040 -I see you. -Thank you. 460 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,200 -I see you. -Nice to hear. 461 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,120 Your storytelling is strong. 462 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,960 It works, and you're not just a female Paul Mirabel. 463 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,800 You're Ana. There's something there. 464 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,440 -So... -Here. 465 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,360 You're coming... 466 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,120 -Thank you. -With us. 467 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,240 There we go. 468 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,200 -Well done, Ana! -See you in Paris! 469 00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,480 Great job! 470 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,400 I'm so relieved and happy to be moving on. 471 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,400 Yo! 472 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,800 I'm Eliott Doyle, I'm 30. 473 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,080 I've been doing stand-up for three years. 474 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:27,320 Stand-up is my life. I eat, sleep, and breathe stand-up. 475 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,880 I take inspiration from my daily life. 476 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,840 That's not bad. 477 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,360 Nevermind, it sucks. 478 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,880 Being the best is easy. You just have to live a healthy life. 479 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,120 "Healthy mind in a healthy body." This is vital. 480 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,840 Make some noise for Eliott Doyle! 481 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:09,240 ELIOTT DOYLE AGE 30 482 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,960 There you go. 483 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,960 That's over with. 484 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,800 What other jokes do I have? 485 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,480 Can I get a pair of shorts, please? 486 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,360 Let's be serious. Thank you. 487 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,360 Talk amongst yourselves for a minute. 488 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,720 Okay... There we go. 489 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:58,640 Hello! Who said, "Oh, my God"? 490 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,600 I'm supposed to do some stand-up, is that right? 491 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,400 -If you don't mind. -Okay, I'll try. 492 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,040 I see diesel prices have gone up again. 493 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,320 It's now 2.10 euros. What's the deal with that? 494 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,960 What's next? 495 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,200 A thousand bucks? 496 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,200 Not bad. Apparently, that one works. 497 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,080 Comedians use these every night to record ourselves. 498 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,840 Then listen to it back the next day. Keeps us working. 499 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,400 You piece of shit! 500 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,600 Get a job! 501 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,640 It's getting dark earlier and earlier. What's the deal with that? 502 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,480 What's next? Getting dark at noon? 503 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,400 It's too much. 504 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,320 -How are you, mentors? -Great! 505 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,760 You're on television, right? 506 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,600 Cool! Is Nikos a nice guy? 507 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,160 -Yeah? -Yeah, he's all right. 508 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,680 Cool. 509 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,760 How much time do I have left? 510 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,800 I've done all my best stuff already. 511 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,480 So, what we're going to do is... 512 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,240 I gave myself a wild card tonight. 513 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,640 I copied jokes from another comedian. 514 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,360 He absolutely killed it in another venue. 515 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,840 Comedians do this all the time, so I will too. 516 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,080 Right, let's have a good time. 517 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,440 And if it sucks, it's not my fault. 518 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,800 Here we go. Good evening, Paname! 519 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,400 It's true, I don't mince my words. 520 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,880 We Algerians don't have a filter. 521 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,200 That's right. 522 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,120 This isn't my joke. 523 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,360 Hold on, shit. What? 524 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:05,280 I must have gotten tired here at the end. I just put, "Interact with audience." 525 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,000 Well, hey there. 526 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,400 Good evening. 527 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,120 How are you doing? 528 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,360 -Great, and you? -Awesome. 529 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,520 All good? 530 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,120 I'll ask the questions. 531 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,000 -What's your name? -Saliha. 532 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,480 Saliha? 533 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,840 Really? 534 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,840 Really. 535 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,920 Amazing. What do you for a living? 536 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,880 -I'm a comedian. -What? 537 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:36,960 A comedian. 538 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,960 An engineer? Yes, you look like an engineer. 539 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,320 So... 540 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,760 Have you ever been run over by a van? 541 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,480 Because I have. 542 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,240 Thank you, everyone! 543 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,200 Well done! 544 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,720 -Bravo! -Wait, stay there. 545 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,400 -Stay up there. -What's your name? 546 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,080 -What's your name? -What's that supposed to mean? 547 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,720 -Eliott. -Eliott? 548 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,400 You absolutely slayed us. 549 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,880 I don't have a golden ticket, sorry, but... 550 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,200 Bro, you're everything I love. 551 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,080 Yeah. 552 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,040 -But it's a no. -Hilarious. 553 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,840 Hilarious, the pacing, everything. Have you been doing this long? 554 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:38,920 Doing what? 555 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,520 Two years and change. 556 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,360 -That's all? -Yeah. 557 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,400 That was flawless. 558 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,120 -Yes, I loved it. -It was hilarious. 559 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,960 But your sneakers are crap! 560 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,320 Your whole wardrobe! 561 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,680 I love it all. 562 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,400 -Your style is insane. -Bastards. 563 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,240 We have to, Ramzy. 564 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,560 -Well done. -Thanks a lot. 565 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:11,440 Great job! 566 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:18,400 Our next comedian is artistic, funny, classy... 567 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,880 It's Basile! 568 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,400 I don't like kissing cheeks. 569 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,840 I have to come up you like... 570 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,160 BASILE AGE 26 571 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,000 You have to make the noise. 572 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,120 If you don't, we're just pressing heads. 573 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,920 But the noise makes me anxious. 574 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000 To me, if there's no contact, there shouldn't be a noise. 575 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,360 If there is, we should be able to make... 576 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,720 any noise we want. 577 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,880 "You good? Yeah?" 578 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,400 "Oh, the custom is two here!" 579 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,520 You're like a beautiful train passing by. 580 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,640 "That was such a beautiful train!" 581 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,400 But I'd prefer to watch it derail, go off the track, 582 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,200 slow down, start up again... It was took clean for me. 583 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,280 Make some noise for Antoine Sentenac! 584 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,080 ANTOINE SENTENAC AGE 27 585 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,920 I only have one criteria for an apartment: it can't be too close to a fairground. 586 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,440 Don't worry, I'll show you. Sir, what's your name? 587 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,040 Marc. Marc lives across from a fairground, he brings his girlfriend over. 588 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,120 They make love, he gives it his all. 589 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,480 The problem is he doesn't last even one minute. 590 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,240 He's unhappy, she is too. There's a long pause. 591 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,760 A long, awkward silence. 592 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,920 Then you hear, "You want more? Here we go!" 593 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,240 You made me laugh, but not very hard. 594 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,360 You never opened a door to go somewhere unexpected. 595 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,200 So you won't be coming to Paris with us. 596 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,520 -It didn't land for me. -Me neither. 597 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,320 It's down to taste. Sometimes you don't like apple pie, 598 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,160 or custard pie... 599 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,440 We might be wrong. 600 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,320 We're looking for someone who makes us genuinely laugh. 601 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,440 Nothing is funnier than someone slipping on a banana peel, 602 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,440 or runs into a glass door. That's elicits genuine laughter. 603 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,360 That's what we're looking for. An open heart, masks off. 604 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,640 -Pants off. -We moon masks. 605 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:13,160 Moving on to our next comedian from Nantes. 606 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,120 -What's his name? -Popi! 607 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,760 -That's so cute! -Make some noise for the handsome Popi! 608 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:33,280 POPI AGE 31 609 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,200 It's a flute. 610 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,760 Your turn! 611 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,800 You really did absolutely fuck all. 612 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,440 Not a fan of writing? 613 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,000 What you do is very risky, but we loved it. 614 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:32,280 You did something we really did like. 615 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,200 Some of you in the audience turned to us, like, "You find this funny?" 616 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,320 Yes, we did find it funny. 617 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,320 I've been working on this for two years. 618 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,160 What you did is pretty divisive. 619 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,920 However... 620 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,000 -It's very funny. -And furthermore... 621 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,800 Popi. 622 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,760 -You're coming to Paris. -We've made the decision. 623 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,640 Well done. 624 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,000 We liked it a lot! 625 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,800 We love you, Popi! 626 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,120 You having fun? 627 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,560 There's just one more left. 628 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,840 The last one. Then we'll never see each other again. 629 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,640 Ladies and gentlemen, Léandre! 630 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,600 LÉANDRE AGE 20 631 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,160 Hey. You doing good? 632 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,360 Okay, great. Nice to meet you, I'm Léandre. 633 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:43,040 Before I came on, I asked the makeup lady how I look. 634 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,680 If she thought I was cute. 635 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,840 She looked at me and said, 636 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,920 "If you use your imagination." 637 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,600 I have alopecia. It's not life-threatening. 638 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,680 I've just lost my hair, but that's it. It started when I was 12. 639 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,880 Later on, I learned that alopecia doesn't impact your health, it isn't serious, 640 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,960 but it is hereditary. 641 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,840 And I quickly noticed that in my family... 642 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,160 I'm the only one. 643 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:15,520 To keep people from staring, when I was 12, my dad bought me a wig. 644 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,840 It was 5,000 euros. Made with real human hair. 645 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,840 Hair that used to belong to someone and now they stick it on me. 646 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,320 That's really creepy. 647 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,400 Whenever I see a bald guy, I think it could have been his. 648 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,640 And he's gonna come up to me, "That's my fucking hairclip!" 649 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,800 They put the wig on me. It was long, brown, curly hair. 650 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,520 And they offered to draw on some fake eyebrows. 651 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,800 "Why not?" Drew on a fake mustache. 652 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,520 "Why not?" I came out with an angled bob, 653 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,360 fake eyebrows, and a mustache. 654 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,000 Have you ever seen Undercover Boss? 655 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,000 I'll leave it with that. Thanks for coming out. 656 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,880 Well done! 657 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,160 I sort of know what that's like. 658 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:13,880 Sort of, except for the eyebrows. I don't have that. 659 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,440 -I think... -Go ahead. 660 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,400 We haven't yet seen the best of Léandre. 661 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,800 I feel like you're holding something back 662 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,160 -and we haven't seen it all. -Yeah. 663 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,600 Are we wrong? Do you have anything else? 664 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,920 -I have a whole show. -Do another bit then. 665 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,200 No, just kidding. 666 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,960 I'm sure there's hidden potential we haven't seen yet. 667 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,480 That's what annoys me. Ramsy, I want to keep him. 668 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,320 I know you like him. I like him, too. 669 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,400 And not just because we're both bald. 670 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,040 Léandre, you're coming with us to Paris! 671 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,960 Next time, really bring it, okay? 672 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,280 I'm so happy. This is amazing. 673 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,840 Éric likes me. That's what I'm taking away. 674 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,800 We've got a bromance forming here. 675 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,280 For the next set, it'll be an even closer shave. 676 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:09,120 The winners coming to Paris, come back out with us! 677 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,280 Lou-Anne Protin! 678 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,160 Simon Pintault! 679 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,280 Popi! 680 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,960 Léandre! 681 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,320 Ana Godefroy, make some noise! 682 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,360 Eliott Doyle! 683 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,440 Great job, all of you! 684 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,000 Now we have the 20. 685 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,560 Can't wait for what's next. 686 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,880 We'll be joined by a prestigious guest. 687 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,960 Florence Foresti, please! 688 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,360 Ladies and gentlemen, the boss! 689 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,320 I forget who said, "Don't do comedy during the day." 690 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,120 -Hitler. -Sorry. 691 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,360 -You okay up there? -Wait for me! 692 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,680 Where are you going? 693 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,440 -Whatever happens. -Right. 694 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,160 If they suck, we'll just have fun the three of us. 695 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,760 -"Did you see his face?" -I like that. 696 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:04,920 It's a signet ring. 697 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,920 Like his wife! She's a signet. 698 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,600 -Oh, yeah? -No, she's a singer. 699 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,200 Is that a fake braid? It looks really good on you. 700 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,960 You should see it on me. 701 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,920 We don't want to discover my replacement. 702 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,760 -No! -No way. 703 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,480 First, I'll eliminate... 704 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,360 -The women? -The most talented one. ment.