1 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,760 We're going to keep two more. 2 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:17,720 We're going to keep... 3 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,640 Ayrton and Brahms. 4 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,760 I was so relieved to see my face on the picture. 5 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:28,640 It'd have been frustrating to be eliminated in round two. 6 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:32,440 I'm here, but that's not my only goal. I want to keep going. 7 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,920 I'm starting to get into this, 8 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,600 so it'll be hard to stop me. 9 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,760 You're in or out. This time, you're out. 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,720 It was great to be here and to meet you. 11 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,720 Thank you so much for this experience. 12 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,440 That's life! 13 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,920 -It's okay. -It's just a game. 14 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,480 Thanks, everyone, and drive safely! 15 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,120 Thanks again. 16 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,240 -Good job. -Thank you. 17 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,240 -Thank you. -Bye. 18 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,960 So, we're at the stage 19 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,400 where we've selected 13 candidates. 20 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,160 The next step is going to be stressful, 21 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,480 but nothing like what we experienced. 22 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:16,360 Back then, you'd bomb on Drucker. Like we did. 23 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,800 Luckily for us, it was pretaped, so he added laughs. 24 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,800 He also blurred you out. 25 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,200 True. 26 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,440 And he changed your name to a French one. 27 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,400 Éric and Jean-Marc! 28 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,560 -Éric the Blur. -And Jean-Marc the Frenchman. 29 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,800 Jean-Marc the Frenchman. 30 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,720 It worked. 31 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,280 Éric the Blur and Jean-Marc the Frenchman. 32 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,480 That's how we started out. 33 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:44,480 COMEDY CLASS BY ÉRIC AND RAMZY 34 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,400 Make some noise for Éric and Ramzy! 35 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:11,280 What's up, guys? 36 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,600 It's good to see you! 37 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,000 Here are 13 people. 38 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,760 Thirteen funny stand-up comedians. 39 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,320 -France's best. -Selected from hundreds, 40 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,600 -200 comedians. -200,000 comedians. 41 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,960 Today, three will go home. 42 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:42,560 Three will be eliminated. The worst three. 43 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,160 We'll watch all the routines, 44 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,000 and, at the end, we'll decide who stays. 45 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,040 But if one of you blows us away, we'll keep you immediately. 46 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,800 They have a challenge today. 47 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:55,400 The challenge is surrealism, inspired by an object. 48 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,960 We'll see how it goes, Ramzy. 49 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,200 What's an object? 50 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,400 That's precisely what surrealism is! 51 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,880 Big round of applause for that joke! 52 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,040 Ramzy, you're so surprising. 53 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,400 So surprising. 54 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,720 -To define surreal... -A flower that marries a sausage 55 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,520 becomes a flausage. 56 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,480 I can't do any better than that. 57 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,880 What if they divorce? 58 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,120 The flower and the sausage? 59 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,720 -They split up... -They separate. 60 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,960 Plenty of divorces go smoothly. 61 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,160 -This one can too. -I hope... 62 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,240 I keep trying to reassure the sausage, but she says: 63 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,560 -"No." She doesn't feel right. -She's gonna start drinking again. 64 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,920 I know her. 65 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,640 I hope she'll stay on the right path. On the phone, 66 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,280 I tell her, "Keep your head underwater." It's looks weird. 67 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,200 -A sausage. -Like shit. 68 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,560 Well, yes, of course. 69 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,000 -That is surrealism. -Where is the flower? 70 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,920 Chilling in the field, with the little ones. 71 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,280 -She's keeping them. -Watching them grow. 72 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,600 This is getting pretty weird. 73 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,440 A Hydrangea sausage. 74 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,160 -A sausage with petals. -Yeah. 75 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,480 And on a really sunny day, when it's very hot... 76 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,200 The sausage follows it. 77 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,080 They only had eight days to write a routine. 78 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,320 These are new routines written for the show. 79 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,960 Until now, they've used routines they had already written, 80 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:23,320 but this time, they've done it from scratch. 81 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,640 -From zero. -I got it, thanks. 82 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,360 It's yet another constraint. 83 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,120 We never had to do that. 84 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,800 Be funny in two days? 85 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,480 -We did, but we always failed. -Always. 86 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,920 We're good at that! 87 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:41,240 We're going to give the stage to these young talents, 88 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:42,800 -but before we do... -Right! 89 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,640 We have a special guest. 90 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,880 If you don't like him, fake it. 91 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,120 -Make some noise... -For Mister V! 92 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,240 Mister V! 93 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:07,920 Good evening! 94 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:09,240 How's everyone doing? 95 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,240 That's too much! 96 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,080 No, it's too much. 97 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,800 Silence! Stop! 98 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:25,880 You're overdoing it. 99 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,600 -Two entrances? -It's Mister V! 100 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:33,000 That was for the editor, so they can take the best entrance. 101 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,680 As a future director, you love editing. 102 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,160 Exactly. 103 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:40,000 And you love humor, which is why you are here. 104 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,400 We chose Yvick, 105 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,200 AKA Mister V. 106 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,040 Is he capable of judging people on stage? 107 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:49,960 -I don't know. -I think he is. 108 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,320 Guys, you invited me here. 109 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,600 Because you have amazing comedic timing. 110 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,640 -And amazing routines. -You're a good writer. 111 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:01,000 He's very in right now. 112 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,160 I think you're swell. 113 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,920 All right, ladies and gentlemen, Éric Judor. 114 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,040 -Ramzy Bedia. -Mister V. 115 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,800 Let's welcome our first candidate. 116 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,640 Mr. Tom Bodet! Boudet! 117 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,880 This round, I'd like to demonstrate my range, by going for absurdity. 118 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,800 The bar keeps rising, and there are fewer and fewer left. 119 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,720 The competition has really begun. 120 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,400 Tom Boudet! 121 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:35,920 TOM BOUDET AGE 21 122 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,880 Thank you! 123 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,840 Good evening. How are you doing? 124 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:45,280 My name is Tom. I love fruit juice. 125 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:49,160 I know that I sound like a five year old, and that's fine. 126 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,920 I think I look like a guy who likes juice. 127 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:57,560 Some people have beer bellies. I've got a fruit juice face. 128 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,040 I can't drink alcohol. 129 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,480 First, because my parents won't let me. 130 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,080 But also because I'm very skinny. 131 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,320 With one shandy, I'm already at 1% blood alcohol. 132 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,200 Alcohol has its advantages though. 133 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:17,120 If you have a problem, you can go to an AA meeting. 134 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,160 There are no Juice Anonymous meetings. 135 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,320 I'd love it if juice could talk about its problems. 136 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,560 A meeting with various juices sitting there, 137 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,240 and some guy hosting it. 138 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,680 "Welcome to Juice Anonymous. 139 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:34,520 Who'd like to go first?" "I'd like to. 140 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:37,120 Hi, I'm orange juice." "Very well." 141 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,600 "Hello, orange juice!" 142 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,920 "We're listening, orange juice." 143 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,320 "My problem is, everyone loves me. 144 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,080 I can't take it anymore. 145 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:50,400 I'm constantly bothered, from morning on. I'm fed up. 146 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,520 In the street, people want selfies. 147 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,160 I just want to live a simple juice life." 148 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:58,920 "No problem, we're taking note. Would anyone else like to speak?" 149 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,960 "Yes. 150 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,520 Hi, I'm prune juice. 151 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,880 I'm often forgotten, but I'm still here. 152 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,160 I can be tasty in a cocktail. 153 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:15,720 I'm not just here to give you the shits!" 154 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,360 "One last juice before we end the meeting?" 155 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:23,640 "Hey, I'm banana juice. I don't have any problems. 156 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:27,080 I'm really happy in my life, I feel good in my own skin, 157 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,120 "I've got a massive..." "Thank you. 158 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,720 You tell us that every single day, that's enough!" 159 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:33,960 "Come on! 160 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,440 There's no free speech anymore. I'm out!" 161 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,280 That's what I imagine juice is like. 162 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,760 Thanks a lot! 163 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:46,960 Well done! 164 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,240 -How old are you? -I'm 21. 165 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,520 His confidence is impressive, 166 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,520 especially with a topic that lame. 167 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,520 I can't believe you gave him that. That's awful. 168 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:00,280 He chose the topic! 169 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,440 I loved it! 170 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,760 It's the best. 171 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,600 You're judging his creativity harshly. 172 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,880 I'd love to see a whole show about juice. 173 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,000 No, but the topic isn't particularly easy. 174 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,480 Lame! 175 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,320 Will you stop interrupting me? 176 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,280 Well done, a lot of your jokes made me laugh. 177 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,600 I continue to be... 178 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,160 the biggest Tom Boudet fan. 179 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,600 Yeah, Tom, you rock. 180 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:27,200 Today, we've opted to wait until the end to make our decisions. 181 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,480 Since you were up first, we still need to watch the others, 182 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,960 but you were amazing. 183 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,440 Thank you so much! 184 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:34,960 Thank you, Tom! 185 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:42,440 I have no regrets. I did what I wanted. I followed my heart. 186 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,600 Of course, 187 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,360 it wasn't perfect, but for a first draft, I'm really happy. 188 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,040 We haven't gone up in a long time! 189 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,520 That's true, we didn't go up for him. 190 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,120 So that's what that does. 191 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:56,000 Well, it's a little late now. Plus, it's long and annoying to watch, 192 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,120 right? 193 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,000 Then let's introduce Adel while we go up. 194 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,240 Surrealism is my thing. 195 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:10,360 I'm the surrealist El Chapo. I take absurdity and I... 196 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,280 Hello. 197 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,440 Thank you! 198 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,880 ADEL FUGAZI AGE 28 199 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,160 Good evening. 200 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,640 I haven't even opened my mouth yet. 201 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,880 That's insane. So, 202 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,640 I love to eat. 203 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,080 I love to eat. 204 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,760 I'll eat anything, 205 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,840 except seafood. I'm not a big fan of seafood. 206 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,760 And why do people call seafood "fruit of the sea" 207 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,080 in some countries? 208 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,640 I can't believe some people consider them fruit. 209 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,640 Unbelievable. 210 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,360 Is it fruit? I don't think so. 211 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,480 When they tell us to eat five portions a day, 212 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,120 does that include seafood too? 213 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,320 I'm wondering. I don't know. I guess... 214 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,320 In the sea, 215 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,600 imagine shrimp doing shrimpy things, like that... 216 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,720 Boogie wonderland 217 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,240 Then a shark sees the shrimp, 218 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:23,280 and says, "What did the ad say again? Five portions a day..." 219 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,440 The shrimp goes, 220 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,840 "No, I'm like you. I'm an animal." 221 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,400 "No. They say you're a fruit." 222 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,000 "Humans are crazy. 223 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,400 I didn't grow on a tree. I'm from the sea. 224 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,600 Look!" 225 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,840 "What's your name, shrimp?" 226 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,400 "Hector." 227 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,960 "What are you doing here alone?" "I'm looking for my parents, 228 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,080 the prawns." 229 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:57,240 "Are you lost? Hold my fin and let's go look for them. 230 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,920 Don't move. I'll call them, all right? 231 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,320 Hector's parents are requested 232 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,520 at the coral center. I repeat, 233 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:13,040 Hector's parents are requested at the coral center." 234 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,520 "Dad?" 235 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,440 "Yes, it's Daddy Prawn. 236 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,440 Are you talking to sharks? 237 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,080 You shouldn't speak to strangers." 238 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,760 "He said I was a fruit." 239 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,600 "How could you say that to a child? 240 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:31,080 That's discrimination. You're not a fruit. 241 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,360 Have you ever been in a pie? Exactly. 242 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,320 No." 243 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,440 "Huh?" "You're not a fruit. 244 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,240 You're an Arab, my son. 245 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,480 "Huh?" "Yes, you are." 246 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,800 My story doesn't have an ending yet, 247 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,040 but that's my universe. 248 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,400 I'm a little fucked up. Fuckedo. 249 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,600 You fucked my wife. 250 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,400 Thanks a lot. 251 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,400 Thank you! 252 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:07,880 Thanks a lot! 253 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:09,880 Thank you. 254 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,400 That's really nice. 255 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:15,120 Ramzy is in tears. 256 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,160 Listen, Adel, 257 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,120 that was great. 258 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,760 You were surreal to the end. 259 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,600 I thought it was perfect. 260 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,040 It was right on topic and you were using different techniques, 261 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,120 including noises for the animals moving 262 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,080 around in the water. It was great. 263 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,080 You're right, too. 264 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,120 We never thought about that. 265 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,960 "Have you ever been in a pie?" 266 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,960 "No, I don't think so." 267 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,960 We're even repeating your jokes! 268 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,440 -He's funny, let's keep him. -He's funny. 269 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,480 -I mean... Don't you agree? -Yeah! 270 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,600 We're taking you right away! 271 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,560 That's so nice of you, thank you! 272 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,680 Thank you! 273 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,400 Thanks, bro. 274 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,480 Thanks. Thank you, bro. 275 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,280 -Well done, Adel. -Thank you! This is great. 276 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,840 I was chosen. 277 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,920 Obviously, I'm joking! 278 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,520 It was so cool. 279 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,760 Now, let's welcome our first woman. 280 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,440 As a girl, she was afraid of going bald. 281 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,760 Her parents almost called her Balthazar, 282 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,200 Audrey Baldassare! 283 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,640 Ladies and gentlemen, 284 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,160 I'd like to talk to you about my weight. 285 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,640 AUDREY BALDASSARE AGE 36 286 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,520 I'll try not to be too heavy. 287 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,040 Why my weight? 288 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,520 Well, I've lost a lot of it. 289 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,800 One summer, I lost 65 pounds. 290 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,680 My little cousin Gustave. 291 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,400 We were at the fair 292 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,920 and we never saw him again. 293 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,480 I know, it's terrible. 294 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,520 Who calls their kid Gustave? 295 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,720 That's just irresponsible. 296 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,400 Anyway, we should stop. 297 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:03,880 Trying to lose weight is useless because the pounds are never lost. 298 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,840 They know where they come from. 299 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,200 It's like in 300 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,960 Hansel and Gretel. The pounds say, 301 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,840 "How can we find our way back?" "Don't worry, guys. 302 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,640 I've dropped some bacon pieces." 303 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:20,200 We'll find our way home." That's how they find their way to my ass. 304 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,200 Whenever I binge eat, 305 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,880 the pounds get an invitation to move back to my ass. 306 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,560 "Guys! Party at Baldassare's tonight! 307 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,520 And so they come. 308 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,000 You wanna come to the party too? 309 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,960 I can just feel the excitement! 310 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,080 Your routine didn't seem that absurd to me. 311 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,040 -No. -Right? 312 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,680 But we can tell you worked really hard on it. 313 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,240 Let's welcome Nadim! 314 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,400 Ladies and gentlemen! 315 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,760 NADIM AGE 40 316 00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:00,000 Welcome on board this flight number ROFL 434 317 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,600 to LOL City. 318 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,400 This flight will be funnier than planned, 319 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,680 because we're lucky enough 320 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,720 to have with us 321 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,200 France's most popular comedy duo, 322 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,960 Éric et Ramzy! 323 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,640 Come on up! 324 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,120 Make some noise for Éric and Ramzy! 325 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,800 -Hi. -Hello! 326 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,240 It's business class. 327 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:33,280 Come on, let's get going! 328 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,120 All right, let's go... 329 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,840 Thank you, Christophe. 330 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,520 Éric and Ramzy, 331 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,960 your routine on flying 332 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,960 wasn't believable. 333 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,120 No pun intended, 334 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,800 but I wasn't carried away. 335 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,560 It's a no for me. 336 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,440 But you are very talented. 337 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,000 The jerk. 338 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,560 You have a great future. 339 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,440 You have your own way of doing things. 340 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,400 That's what I like. There's no one like you. 341 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,080 -It was really absurd. -Totally. 342 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,000 Even the topic was surreal. 343 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,080 You put us on the spot. 344 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,280 It was very unexpected. 345 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,640 Did you know this? Yvick means little Yves. 346 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:32,800 In Brittany. 347 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,400 Like all name ending with "ick." Yannick means little Yan. 348 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,560 -Really? -Éric is... No. 349 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,760 -How about Patrick? -Little Ér. 350 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,520 Patrick is little Pat. 351 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,560 Warrick is little War. 352 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,560 Unbelievable! 353 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,440 If little Yvick was here, 354 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,760 he'd say, "What's going on?" 355 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,000 If you could see yourself as a kid... 356 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,800 I'd say, "Don't worry. 357 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,760 Look how far you've come. 358 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,200 And now, get out, this is my dressing room. 359 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,440 -Should we bring on Lou-Anne Protin? -Should I? 360 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,520 Let's welcome Lou-Anne Protin! 361 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,880 Surrealism isn't my thing. 362 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,040 They had to explain what it was to me 12 times. 363 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,680 I had to get out of my comfort zone. 364 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,760 It was hard, very hard. 365 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,960 I'm not gonna lie, I added a little dark humor. 366 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,080 I hope they're ready 'cause I'm going for it. 367 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:31,280 LOU-ANNE PROTIN AGE 24 368 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,920 Good evening! Are you all good? 369 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,200 I've always been an atheist. 370 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,720 Given my body, there was no chance of me ever believing in God. 371 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,880 But I did have questions. 372 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,560 If so many people have faith, then there must be some kind of reward. 373 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,080 And I like rewards. 374 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:55,200 So I decided to be like everyone else and find a religion. 375 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,920 I studied history, 376 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,560 from the very beginning, Adam and Eve. 377 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,720 That's an apple, but I'll get to it later. 378 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,400 In the beginning, Adam is alone 379 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,080 and in his garden, naked. That's an important detail. 380 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,280 Everything was fine until he got bored. 381 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,080 So he sent a fax to God, 382 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,800 "Nice landscaping, great ceiling height, 383 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,520 but it's a little boring here. 384 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,760 Can send you me some company?" 385 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,800 God said, "Sure, no problem. I'll send you Eve." 386 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,680 She was naked too. This is important. 387 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,800 "Eve is made like you." 388 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,440 So, historically, we learn that women were made in men's image. 389 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,400 Except for two things, dishonesty and baldness. 390 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,640 God sends him Eve and tells him, "Do what you want, but don't eat the apple. 391 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,320 That's all I ask." Very relaxed. 392 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,320 No one's clamoring for an apple. 393 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:51,000 Well, Eve is clearly an attention seeker. 394 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,280 She loves good drama, and so she takes a bite of the apple. 395 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,320 Adam does too, but he's a wuss, 396 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,560 so he snitches to God, who just loses it. 397 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,680 He decides to punish them. 398 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,480 As a punishment, God makes Adam and Eve aware of their own nudity. 399 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,520 Everyone gets disillusioned. 400 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,720 It's like Ray Charles seeing again. 401 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,320 Eve is going full-frontal. 402 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:15,320 Adam goes, "Wow!" It's all very awkward and disappointing. 403 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,200 "No belly button, but you do have a slot to put coins in. Weird." 404 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,080 If Eve was on a reality show with a secret to hide, 405 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,800 people would uncover it in a week. 406 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,000 Then I thought, what if we put some great religious figures 407 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,720 in the Secret Story house? 408 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,920 For example, Moses, 37 years old, lifeguard. 409 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,200 His secret, he knows the tide times. 410 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:41,320 We've believed for centuries that this guy parted the sea. 411 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,680 He told the Jews 412 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,920 to meet on the shore between 1:12 and 4:24 p.m. because 413 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,560 after that the tide was coming in. 414 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,040 Next, we have Joseph. 415 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,920 His secret is he only dates younger women. 416 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,440 In 2023, Joseph is now Youssef, he's 30 and a shisha bar manager. 417 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,920 In secret, he manages Mary, now known as Miriam. 418 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:02,480 Pregnancy denials, fake eyelashes, extensions, is 16, but looks 27. 419 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,520 And now my favorite, Jesus. 420 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,920 Thirty-three years old, former baker, now a salesman 421 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,640 in the drill and screws aisle 422 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,680 of a big hardware store. Not bad. 423 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,560 In good physical condition, nice tan. Being nailed to a cross in the sun helped. 424 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,480 Anyway, this is how I'd picture a TV show like that. 425 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,880 But, in hindsight, I don't want to join any religion. 426 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,720 I found out what the reward was. 427 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,320 Seventy-two virgins? 428 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,880 What do you want me to do with 72 virgins? 429 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,480 It's hard handling one who knows what to do, let alone 72 who don't. 430 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,800 It's too time consuming. 431 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,880 Thanks, but that offer is only interesting to Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer. 432 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,240 Thank you for listening! 433 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,920 Thank you. 434 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,040 Well done! 435 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,920 This is your third routine, and we're starting to get to know you. 436 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,240 It's always very dark. 437 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,320 Full of references. 438 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,120 You've done your research. 439 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,680 As far as I'm concerned, I'm a big fan. 440 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,880 Me too, I could listen to you for hours. 441 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,720 Again, I'm not sure that routine can be considered absurd. 442 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,720 It was more dark humor. 443 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,320 That's how I feel. 444 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,840 So I think you were a little off-topic. 445 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,760 Then again, 446 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,920 I didn't know many of those people, 447 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,120 so I didn't get all the references, 448 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,880 except the bald joke. Didn't love it. 449 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,680 But you're not bald! 450 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,400 No, but I could have been. 451 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,440 Live on Prime Video? 452 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,080 All right, see you later, Lou-Anne! 453 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,360 -Thanks a lot. -Thank you, Lou-Anne! 454 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,880 I think surrealism is... 455 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,200 No, that's burlesque. 456 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,720 I'm expecting weird routines like that, with... 457 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,400 A reindeer? 458 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,720 A trumpet? Boobs? 459 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,800 Things like that would make me laugh for five minutes straight. 460 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,520 Why are you looking at us like that, Ramzy? 461 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,440 I'm just letting you joke among yourselves. 462 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,400 I'm just an observer, sitting next to you. 463 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,720 It's hard to be as funny as you are. 464 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,040 Go on, you make a great team. 465 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,880 You're a great duo. 466 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,480 Make your jokes, I'll just wait. 467 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,040 Come on, give us a break! 468 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,760 I'll just wait here. 469 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:17,000 That's why we invited him, so there'd be some drama. 470 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,400 Create some buzz. 471 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,920 Ladies and gentlemen, 472 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,800 big round of applause for 473 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,160 Yassir! 474 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,840 I'm not a surrealist. 475 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,880 I wasn't able to try out my jokes, 476 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,000 and we only get only one take. 477 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,880 So, tonight, I can't mess up. 478 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:40,000 YASSIR AGE 30 479 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,040 Good evening! 480 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,880 Good evening! 481 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,120 I'm a little confused 482 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,200 because that's not my object. 483 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,520 I asked for a disco ball. 484 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:55,400 I wanted us to have some fun. The lights were gonna turn off. 485 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,000 I was going to do this... 486 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,320 But we have this instead. 487 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,920 Well, let's improvise. 488 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,880 I'll keep going anyway. 489 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,280 We're here, in Paris. 490 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,920 If I do this, 491 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,920 it's tomorrow. 492 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,160 If I do this, 493 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,320 it's the weekend! 494 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,640 Happy New Year! 495 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,680 Here, 496 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,520 there are a lot of Chinese people. 497 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,480 Because it's China. 498 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,520 And here, 499 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,000 that's Thomas Pesquet. 500 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,720 He's the only one who can say, "I'm Earth-sick." 501 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:56,640 If this is the Earth, then I'm the moon. 502 00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,440 The moon has a southern accent, but that's not important. 503 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,440 High tide, low tide. 504 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,240 Tsunami! 505 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,680 It's an eclipse. 506 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,520 I just kissed everyone. 507 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,600 Thank you. My name is Yassir. 508 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,520 -Thank you. -Make some noise for Yassir! 509 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,280 Well done, Yassir. 510 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,160 I loved the beginning 511 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,880 when you told us it's the wrong object but you still went with it. 512 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,200 What you did was fascinating. You spent four minutes 513 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,560 focusing on this ball. 514 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,960 I thought it was really brave of you. 515 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,160 That was my plan. 516 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,400 Not all the jokes landed, but it's a great routine. 517 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,840 It's something you might have done. 518 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,160 -It's very Éric and Ramzy. -Kind of. 519 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,600 But we would have broken the Earth. 520 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,160 Yes. Anyway, I loved it. 521 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,400 Should I leave now? 522 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,800 -Yeah, get out! -Okay! 523 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,640 Good job, Yassir! Well done! 524 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,920 Congrats! 525 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,640 -It's hard to eliminate people. -It really is. 526 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,040 I think Yvick should do it. 527 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,440 Sure. 528 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:26,200 -You'll tell them who has to go. -That's your job. 529 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,960 Florence Foresti was very mean. She sent people home. 530 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,720 You want me to be meaner? 531 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,000 That's too bad for Ayrton Gomes! 532 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,840 AYRTON GOMES AGE 25 533 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,560 I had coffee with a friend, and he called me stingy 534 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,800 for not wanting to pay. 535 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,800 I'm not stingy, I'm frugal. It's different. 536 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,240 I'm very resourceful. 537 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,960 First of all, I only shop in thrift stores. 538 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,960 One time, I saw an item that was 70% off. 539 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,080 I bought it and wore it immediately. 540 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,720 It's not the most comfortable thong, but I like it. 541 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,600 It's got writing on the front... 542 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,480 I like it. I really do. 543 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,800 Now, as a frugal person, 544 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,200 it's hard for me to take a taxi. 545 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,800 I keep checking the meter. 546 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,880 I don't go to my place. I stop at 10 euros. 547 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,040 When I hit 10 euros, I stop no matter where I am. 548 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,840 "Stop!" "On the highway?" 549 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,360 I don't care! 550 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,120 But being a comedian as a frugal guy is fantastic. 551 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:28,160 At the end of each show, people put money in a hat. 552 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,200 So here's what I'd like to do. 553 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,280 You can grade my routine 554 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,880 and we'll convert that number into euros. 555 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,400 I like to grade out of 4,000. 556 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,560 I'm not sure it landed. 557 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,960 But what we are asking from you is tough. You have eight days 558 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,000 to write an amazing routine that you can't test out. 559 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,560 It's a difficult task. 560 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,400 Let's welcome Brahms! 561 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,920 It's absurd to ask me to do surrealism. 562 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,360 BRAHMS AGE 35 563 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,720 That's not my style. I chose my socks. 564 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,520 I'm good with socks. 565 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,680 Look, when I speak, 566 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,440 it doesn't, right? 567 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,840 When I speak, he doesn't, right? 568 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,640 But now, when I don't speak... 569 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,720 he still doesn't! 570 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,800 And I think that's great. 571 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,360 Socks are used to hide the ugliest part of the body, 572 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,360 the feet. 573 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,160 Guys rarely show their feet. 574 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,280 Only at the mosque. 575 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,560 There, your feet touch your neighbor's feet, 576 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,960 so when you leave the mosque, you know who to avoid the next time. 577 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,920 Well, I'm really starting 578 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,040 to find my feet on stage, and without socks. Thanks a lot! 579 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,280 I feel like you've barely touched the absurd theme today. 580 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,400 You could have made the sock speak. 581 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,440 You could have taken the ventriloquist bit a bit further. 582 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,600 I'd have enjoyed seeing 583 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,040 a bad impersonation with that sock. 584 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,240 Thank you, Brahms! 585 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,000 I took my role as a judge to the maximum. 586 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,800 -To the maximum! -Enough. 587 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,200 I'm American. 588 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,800 -Where from? He's from Wisconsin. -I'm from Honolulu. 589 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,960 No, I'm not from Wisconsin anymore. 590 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,080 I'm from Natasha... Arkansas. 591 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,480 -I don't even know any Natashas. -There's no State of Natasha. 592 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,240 Nothing even close. 593 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,040 -Natasha... -Arkansas. 594 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,560 You were thinking of Nashville. 595 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,520 And Arkansas become Natasha. 596 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,200 That's in Tennessee, so nowhere near. 597 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,480 Let's welcome Camille Lorente! 598 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,240 It's my time to shine and show I belong here. 599 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,560 So I'm going to dive into the absurd and defend it as if it were my own child. 600 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,520 Hey! What a warm welcome! Everyone doing okay? 601 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,680 CAMILLE LORENTE AGE 34 602 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,320 -Yeah! -Fantastic. 603 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:56,240 I'd love to get abducted by aliens. 604 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,960 People go to Bali, 605 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,120 "Look at the palm trees!" I don't care! 606 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,360 I want something new. I want aliens. 607 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,080 I know all about living on Earth. 608 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,000 I've done it all. Wake up, eat, sleep. 609 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:14,320 Start over again, wake up, eat, break a glass, sleep. 610 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:20,240 Wake up, eat, go see a mediocre stand-up show... 611 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,480 You don't know where the comedian is going and it's dragging on. 612 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,680 Sure, she has a cute skirt, but the jokes are just not there. 613 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,560 Then it's time to sleep again. 614 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,280 No, I've seen enough, I'm ready to be abducted. 615 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,600 I don't know if I'd have the courage 616 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,400 to get on a spaceship to space, 617 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,520 but let's say I did. 618 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:48,120 They'd introduce me to their friends. Do I kiss their cheeks? 619 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,000 They probably have a lot of cheeks. 620 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,280 "Here, it's 327 kisses." 621 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,600 Damn it. 622 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,960 "I need to stop. I hurt myself." 623 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,960 And I could introduce them to my culture too. 624 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,280 I'd like to make crêpes for them. 625 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,840 They have to try it. 626 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,520 I think they'd eat them like this. 627 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,280 Then they'd go... 628 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,960 That means, "Yum, yum." 629 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,160 I'm sure they chat around the coffee machine too. 630 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,560 "I forgot to tell you, I went to Venus for the weekend. 631 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:24,840 What did you do?" 632 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,480 "I watched that E.T. biopic." 633 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,880 "I never asked, but where's your accent from?" 634 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,320 "South Plutonian, guilty as charged." 635 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,080 "No way! You're from South Pluto? 636 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,960 "Do you know a guy called Zbra?" 637 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:43,840 "What's his last name?" 638 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,320 "Zbra..." 639 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,160 "No, it doesn't ring a bell." 640 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,560 Wow! 641 00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,440 Damn, this is it, guys. They're about to abduct me 642 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,760 and I'm off into space. 643 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,800 Anyone got a toothbrush? Never mind! 644 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,840 Please water my plants! Thanks! 645 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 646 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,960 The way you talk, your gestures, 647 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,520 these things make you stand out. 648 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,720 That's a real advantage. 649 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,400 -We know we're going to see Camille. -You're crazy. 650 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,320 -You could tell? -Yes! 651 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,600 Shit! 652 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,240 I really enjoyed the end where you were being abducted. 653 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,800 We get right away that this a unique character. 654 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,320 And it makes us want to see an entire show. 655 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,400 You need to put that bit for your stand-up routine 656 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,440 -Thank you. -Thanks a lot, 657 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,280 and nice skirt! 658 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,960 It was my first time doing surrealism, so I'm learning about myself here. 659 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,080 -Look who it is, Éric. -I know. 660 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,360 Eliott's comedy is risky. 661 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,600 -Absurd? -Extremely absurd. 662 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,560 Perfect, given it's today's topic. 663 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,680 How lucky! 664 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,840 My second routine was shit, 665 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,440 but they went easy on me. 666 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,200 They told me to keep working on it, so I want to prove to them 667 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,360 that I gave it everything I had. 668 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:23,680 ELIOTT DOYLE AGE 30 669 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,880 -Good evening, Eliott. -Good evening. 670 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,880 I'm your voiceover for this routine. 671 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,720 I was told you do impersonations. Can you show us? 672 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:47,400 If you like. This is my impression of someone missing their taxi. 673 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,520 Sure, go on. We're watching. 674 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,200 Excuse me! Taxi? Shit! 675 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,000 All right. 676 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,360 Do you have anything else? 677 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,840 The cream puffs are not included? 678 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,360 Just put them in a different bag. 679 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:07,400 And a sourdough. Sliced. No. Actually, sure, why not? 680 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,160 What was that? 681 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,840 A guy who wants to buy cream puffs from a bakery. 682 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,560 Okay. So, you didn't bring an object? 683 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,640 I did. A chair. 684 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:19,960 But you're not using it? 685 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,080 Yes. 686 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:34,120 "I'm Éric Judor, and I liked your previous routine more." 687 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,560 I think you're going too far. 688 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,440 I'm gonna ask you to leave the room. 689 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,160 You'll find me on social media at eliott.doyle, 690 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,000 that's "E" as in... 691 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,600 "eliott.doyle," 692 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,120 "L" as in La La Land, 693 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,600 "I" as in... "It's so freaking cold!" 694 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,000 "O" as in "Oh my God, 695 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,640 it's Michel! 696 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,840 We never hear from you. You're so unreliable." 697 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,840 "T" as in "Thibault," 698 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,640 and "T" as in "Tsk, tsk, tsk, what is he doing?" 699 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,120 "D" as in Daniel, 700 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,160 "O" as in "Oh, my God..." 701 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,600 -All right now. -"It's Michel! 702 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,760 We never hear from you. You're so unreliable." 703 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,080 Okay, we got it. 704 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,880 Y-L-E, thank you! 705 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,000 Make some noise for Eliott Doyle! 706 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,480 Well done! 707 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,400 Damn, Eliott. 708 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,920 -This is the Eliott we know. -Exactly. 709 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,480 It doesn't look like a routine, it's doesn't sound planned, 710 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,200 there aren't any jokes, 711 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,400 -yet I remember all of them. -Everyone was laughing. 712 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,120 -It's like it wasn't rehearsed. -And that's great. 713 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,360 That was absolutely absurd. 714 00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,800 -Listen... -Are you gonna keep on interrupting me? 715 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,520 I couldn't go up because it stopped working, 716 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,160 -but I wanted to. -We got them from Amazon Prime. 717 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:12,440 If you want the same chair, they can be delivered within 24 hours. 718 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,840 Thanks a lot, Eliott Doyle. See you soon! 719 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,960 Couldn't we take him right away? 720 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,640 -Eliott! -Come back, please! 721 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,320 -We thought about it. -We made a decision. 722 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:24,960 You're staying. 723 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,920 Well done, Eliott! 724 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,840 Thank you so much. 725 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,280 Thanks, girls. 726 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,160 Unbelievable. 727 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,800 We have three left. 728 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,320 Let's just get rid of them. 729 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,800 -Make some noise! -Léandre! 730 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:45,920 LÉANDRE AGE 20 731 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,080 I'd like to use my time on stage 732 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,880 to show my acting talent. 733 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 As you know, actors need to convey emotions, 734 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,280 but I don't have any eyebrows. 735 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,080 Now, I'm angry. 736 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,800 Now, I'm happy. 737 00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:59,600 Now, I'm sad. 738 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,760 Thank God I have teeth. 739 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,880 Without them, I look like a turtle. 740 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,600 So today, 741 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,000 I'm going to show you my acting talent. 742 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,120 So, to set the scene, 743 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,400 I'm going home 744 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,360 and I see my wife in our bed with my best friend. 745 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,120 In our bed? 746 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,640 With my best friend? 747 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,560 Yes, I'm angry! 748 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,600 Yes, I'm angry! Surprised? 749 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,840 No, angry! 750 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,160 This is your third routine. 751 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:48,960 For those who forgot, you're 21. 752 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:52,640 What you did was very courageous and smart, 753 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,640 but I didn't find it that absurd. 754 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,360 It was more about eyebrows. 755 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,840 They were not always well placed to give the right effect. 756 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,000 But, overall, it worked. 757 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,800 Let's welcome Bénin! 758 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,920 BÉNIN AGE 28 759 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,120 I've been in Paris 760 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,880 for a week, and I keep seeing dogs wearing jackets. 761 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:20,040 Do you realize how good dogs have it in our society? 762 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,320 I met a woman last summer who had a little dog 763 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,160 named Billy, a very well-behaved six-year-old Labrador. 764 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,160 So Billy comes to me to give me his paw. 765 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,640 He says, "Hello, Bénin." 766 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,640 I said, "You're going away soon. 767 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,120 Do you want me to watch Billy?" 768 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,360 She says, "Don't worry, 769 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,000 Billy has a passport." "What?" 770 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,760 Billy has a jacket and a passport? 771 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,400 Her dog has a passport, but some of my cousins don't? 772 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,080 I told my cousin, "Come to France and bark!" 773 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,800 That's the secret! 774 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,440 Was it absurd? 775 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,680 It was a little absurd in the personification of the dog. 776 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,600 I liked your story. 777 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,360 But I just wished there had been... 778 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,400 -high points. -I can't wait to see what comes next. 779 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,440 Good job, guys. 780 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,520 Well done. As usual, high five! 781 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,160 We never get it right. 782 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,840 See how talented they all are? 783 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,920 -There's one left. -Stay focused. 784 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,600 It's gonna go really fast! 785 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,680 If you get three jokes in the next routine, it'll be a feat. 786 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,160 But the three jokes will be hilarious. 787 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:27,560 Let's welcome... 788 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,200 Sofiane Soch! 789 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,040 After tonight, I want to make sure 790 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,680 Éric et Ramzy trust me. 791 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,920 They were disappointed during the second round, 792 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,920 but tonight, I'm in a good shape. 793 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,600 Make some noise, Comedy Class! 794 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,160 SOFIANE SOCH AGE 21 795 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,760 All good, guys? 796 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,800 How are you doing? 797 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,120 I'm so happy to be here. 798 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,520 I have my object. I wanted to bring someone dear to me, 799 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,840 but the person couldn't make it. Wanna see? 800 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,320 Guys, this is my dad. 801 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,000 For those of you who can't see. 802 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,200 Laugh! 803 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,000 Go ahead. Laugh, if you want. 804 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,840 God sees all. 805 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000 "God sees all." 806 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,560 My dad wanted to be frame-ous. 807 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,400 Let this be his moment. 808 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,960 He looks puzzled. 809 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,040 He's handsome. 810 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,640 Yeah, that's my dad. 811 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:35,320 One day, he went to buy cigarettes, but unfortunately he came back. 812 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,360 Damn! 813 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,800 My dad thinks he's generous. 814 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,920 Sometimes when the cashier asks, "Do you want the receipt?" 815 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,760 "No. This one's on me." 816 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,040 My dad is crazy, I swear. 817 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,320 Why can't we say anything when a dad farts? 818 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,440 We have to pretend it didn't happen. 819 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,120 My dad is crazy. 820 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:06,600 I was asked to push absurdity to the next level. That was my task. 821 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,000 I know absurdity, that old chick. 822 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:11,960 What if I push too hard? 823 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,680 And she presses charges. 824 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,520 Now, I've got two questions. 825 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,640 Who is Charges? 826 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,760 And what's his weight? 827 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,480 Unfortunately, 828 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,560 women pressing charges are ignored. 829 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,520 So she'll report an incident. 830 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,160 Now, I've got two questions. 831 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,160 Who is Incident exactly? 832 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,960 And who was it reported to? 833 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,160 All of this could cause harm. 834 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,200 But don't worry, it's for a good cause. 835 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,880 Not a lost one. 836 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,880 It can get awkward. 837 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,800 Now, I've got two questions. 838 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,960 Where is Oak Ward? Is it in Hogwarts? 839 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,000 And why can't we say anything when dads fart? 840 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,280 Thank you, guys. 841 00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,480 Thank you. 842 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,640 -Sofiane. -You have class. 843 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,000 You're unique. 844 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,360 I like that thing you do with your mic. 845 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,480 It's silly, 846 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,200 but it's cute. 847 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:13,000 Again, we were all under your spell, and I see your potential. 848 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,080 Even if you were off-topic, 849 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,960 -I loved it very much. -Me too. 850 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,640 But he's right, you look comfortable, 851 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,280 you're charming and funny. 852 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,920 You're made for this. 853 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,320 It comes naturally to you. 854 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,920 You're meant to be on stage. 855 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,440 See you later. 856 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,880 Big up to Mister V. 857 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,040 -I'm a big fan of your work. -Thanks. 858 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,520 -I can totally relate. -Oh, stop it. 859 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,680 I mean it. 860 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,160 Same for me. 861 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,680 Truly. Well done. 862 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,920 You rock on stage, but I'm not the one calling the shots. 863 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,560 Thank you, Sofiane! 864 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,640 All right, we've seen everyone. 865 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,160 This is the hard part. 866 00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,960 I'd keep them all. Good luck. 867 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,640 We need to get rid of three. 868 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,960 The ones who, according to you, suck 869 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,280 and will never succeed in comedy. 870 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,000 So who won't get the 50,000 euros despite needing it 871 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,640 because they're all young, and sometimes live in poor conditions? 872 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,080 You're not getting rid of them. We are. 873 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,440 But we want your opinion. 874 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:28,320 -So you can blame me? -No, we won't. 875 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,800 -Cut! -We can do that. 876 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,920 "Sorry, Yvick didn't want you here." 877 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:38,520 Unfortunately, I didn't love Brahm's performance. 878 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,160 It was a bit... 879 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,320 Keep the picture up. We'll make the call. 880 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,560 You gave me a responsibility, 881 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,840 -I assumed I could. -It was to be polite. 882 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,960 He didn't mean it. 883 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:54,160 Then Bénin, he's got... Well, he was nice, I liked him. 884 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,760 You don't like Black people. 885 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,600 You picked two Black guys... 886 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,600 -Are you anti-Black? -Yes. 887 00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,360 You said Amazon Prime only wanted white people. 888 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,960 We never said that. 889 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,920 What are you talking about? We see all colors on Prime. 890 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,240 That's what I don't get. 891 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,800 All right, moving on. 892 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,480 We can cut whatever we want, right? 893 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:19,320 Racist show, two mixed-race men eliminating the only Black guys. 894 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,280 We're not like them. 895 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,400 But I don't want to get rid of Brahms. 896 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,480 Me neither. 897 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,240 Then keep them! This is your show, guys. 898 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,560 Don't get mad. Exactly, this is our show. 899 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,200 For me, Ayrton... 900 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,760 Went off-track? 901 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,800 -So, we say no to Ayrton? -For me, it's a yes. 902 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,880 To that joke. 903 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,080 I'm talking about the joke. 904 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,480 -Good job, we made our decision. -Nicely done! 905 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,000 Comedy Class! 906 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,520 I'm sorry about this ending, guys. 907 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,160 All right! Let's do it! 908 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,680 Make some noise for the two we are keeping! 909 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,120 Our sons! 910 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,440 Eliott and Adel! 911 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,560 It took us longer than planned, 912 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,440 because we sometimes disagreed. 913 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,600 But we had to make a choice. 914 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:23,360 We need keep eight other people, aside from Adel and Eliott. 915 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:24,560 We're going to call them 916 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,880 one by one on stage. 917 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,600 Go on, Éric. 918 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:30,920 Come on up... 919 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:35,120 Today's topic is Black people's humor. 920 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,680 -Dark humor. -Sorry. 921 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,040 The topic is roasting. 922 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,840 Which means everyone will come up 923 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,200 and make jokes about us. 924 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,360 For the final, 925 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,320 the topic is 926 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,080 very simple, 927 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,560 "Why not me?" 928 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,720 "Why me?" 929 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:56,560 -We have a guest. -Please welcome Jérôme Niel! 930 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,560 Marina Foïs! 931 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,320 Jean-Pascal Zadi, make some noise! 932 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,880 -Want me to be honest? -Yes. 933 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,400 I'm not a big fan of stand-up. 934 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:08,080 I love your shoes. You're so elegant, Marie-Joëlle! 935 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,600 You said you've been watching Comedy Class for years? 936 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,080 And that, this year, the talent is particularly good? 937 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,400 I'm so happy to be joining you for your 16th season.