1 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,320 This has been the hardest deliberation yet. 2 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,520 Yeah. 3 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,800 The first to come on stage 4 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:17,720 is Brahms! 5 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,000 The second talented artist and hilarious comedian we've chosen 6 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:30,760 is Camille! 7 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,240 There are only three spots left. 8 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,520 And there are only six of you. See the problem? 9 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,560 One out of two. 10 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,080 Marina, would you like to announce someone? 11 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:46,880 I'd like to announce Yassir! 12 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,000 There are two spots left. 13 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,440 It's incredibly horrible, Éric. 14 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:01,120 The next person we will ask to come on stage 15 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,640 is Lou-Anne! 16 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,480 So, the final spot 17 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,560 to be in the semi-final... 18 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,160 And win 50,000 euros. 19 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,720 And win 50,000 euros. That's a lot... 20 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,760 The suspense is horrible. It's Sofiane. 21 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:25,760 Sofiane! 22 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,680 Give it up for the seven candidates! 23 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,840 But wait! 24 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,200 -Hold on. -Hold on, actually... 25 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:42,120 -We want to keep one more. -That's right. 26 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,360 -Come on, this is horrible. -Tell him. 27 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,280 -Tom! -Tom Boudet! 28 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,120 Nadim, Léandre, come here. 29 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:07,000 We didn't feel your performances today as much. 30 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,920 I can see how it hurts and it's breaking my heart. 31 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,240 I'm really gutted. 32 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,600 You've been amazing up to now. 33 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:20,120 So I hope it gives you strength and good fortune. 34 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:24,160 Make some noise for Léandre and Nadim! 35 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,280 You've got your thing going. 36 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,080 It's just not for today. 37 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,120 It doesn't make you any less talented. 38 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,560 Your skill is insane. 39 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:37,840 You've never stopped showing how good you are. 40 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:42,400 It's so on point. And when it's good, 41 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,360 it's just amazing. 42 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,840 Thank you, Éric. 43 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:50,520 Léandre and Nadim! 44 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,120 A round of applause for those chosen to move on 45 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,400 to the next challenge! 46 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,640 COMEDY CLASS BY ERIC AND RAMZY 47 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,280 Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise 48 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:28,800 for Éric and Ramzy. Give it up! 49 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,800 Let's go! 50 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,240 Ramzy... 51 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,960 -Hello. -Hello, Ramzy. 52 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,000 Hello, Éric. 53 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,320 It feels like... No, stay standing! 54 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,320 Hey, respect us, we were on Drucker. 55 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:59,160 Today, the theme is "Roast." 56 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,640 THE ROAST 57 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,600 Do you know what a roast is? 58 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:07,200 Eight comedians will come on stage 59 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,640 and mock us. 60 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,120 Éric, me, and our guest. 61 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,600 This is the semi-final, so four will be eliminated. 62 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,880 -Let's get set up over there. -No, stay standing. 63 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,240 Ladies and gentlemen, our eight candidates! 64 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:28,520 Roasting is the art of making slightly mean jokes about someone. 65 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,200 Today, we're the ones getting roasted. 66 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,360 Nobody has ever dared to roast us. 67 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,240 -Never. -Only behind our backs. 68 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:39,480 Only behind our backs. But I like giving women 69 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,920 roasts as well. 70 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,560 -That's true. -Usually to women 71 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,720 -in my family, I give them roasts. -That's nice of you. 72 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,800 I give them flowers as I insult them. 73 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,560 -"You've put on weight!" -"Just look at your face." 74 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:52,800 That's a roast. 75 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:56,680 These are the eight best comedians in France. 76 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,240 That's it! Stop! 77 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,760 Stop! 78 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,560 They're not stars yet, 79 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,920 -you can sit down. -There you go. 80 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,680 It will be tough for us, Ramzy, 81 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,360 to choose the four best ones 82 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,000 who will have been the meanest to us. 83 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,360 You on the left, go home, you on the right, stay. 84 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:22,360 Yeah. 85 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,520 I'm just kidding, don't panic! 86 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,240 We have a guest to help us out. 87 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,680 And not just any guest! 88 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:32,080 A guy with an eye for comedy, a guy who knows something about jokes. 89 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:36,000 Someone who knows the stage, who sells out venues all over France. 90 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:40,080 Ladies and gentlemen, stand up and give a warm welcome to... 91 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,040 Jérôme Niel! 92 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:49,160 Jérôme Niel! 93 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:51,880 Hello. 94 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,360 Jérôme, are you happy? 95 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,840 You said you watch Comedy Class every season. 96 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,920 -Yes. -And that this has been a good season. 97 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,640 Yes, its 16th season. I'm very happy to be here. 98 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,800 -The bar is insanely high. -In 16 years, it's never gone down. 99 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:18,040 Jérôme was kind enough to agree to come without knowing the theme. 100 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,520 -Yes. -I said yes without looking. 101 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,760 And with the roast... 102 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,400 I was... 103 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,480 He's so tall, I feel like a teddy bear. 104 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:32,640 Such a talented guy... I have to touch him, I can't help it. 105 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,320 -He's from where I'm from. -Yeah. 106 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,680 -I didn't think you'd be so happy. -Benin. 107 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:38,840 Yeah. 108 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,440 -You're from Benin, too! That's wild. -Yes, I am. 109 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:46,040 -All right. -You're going to have to leave. 110 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,600 And get ready, take a shower, and clean up. 111 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,840 See you in a moment! 112 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,960 We have to get rid of half of them. 113 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,720 -What? No. -Half? 114 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,320 Yes, one out of two has to go. 115 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,640 This is hard. 116 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,480 There's eight of them, right? 117 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,280 -Right. -We need to eliminate four. 118 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,720 Did you start with 20 or were some eliminated? 119 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,240 -More than 20. -We started with 60 or 80. 120 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,200 Oh, shit! 121 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,160 You started a comedian genocide. 122 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:17,080 You've already eliminated 40 of them. 123 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,720 It was easy at first. 124 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,200 There were just mangy sheep slowing us down 125 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,440 as we started ascending the mountain in the snow. 126 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,280 -They're going to die. -Children, old people. 127 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,080 -Culled. -Natural selection. 128 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,160 No effort required. 129 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,440 Then, once only the good ones are left... 130 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,440 -That's when it gets hard. -And all eight of them are good. 131 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,200 Only the strongest are left. 132 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,160 Apparently, we're dead. 133 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,400 -It's our death. -They're setting the scene. 134 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,440 We're going to suffer, Ramzy. 135 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,800 -There's even a photo! -Yeah! 136 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:54,520 -All three of us! We're all dead! -Oh, shit! 137 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,200 -Will you do it? -And now... 138 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,720 Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a warm welcome for... 139 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:05,800 Camille Lorente! 140 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,960 I've never roasted anyone. 141 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,040 Writing a roast is hard 142 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,320 because the targets are sitting right there. 143 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,600 And they're the ones who will decide if you stay or go. 144 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,160 The pressure is on. 145 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:25,960 CAMILLE LORENTE AGE 34 146 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,480 Dear friends... 147 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:35,520 We're gathered here today, in 2054, 148 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:40,880 to pay a final tribute to Éric, Ramzy, and Jérôme. 149 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,640 I'm sorry, can we cut the echo? 150 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,000 Thank you. It's awful, the echo. 151 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,760 Like Ramzy put out a film by himself. 152 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,520 Now to talk about Éric. 153 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,640 In his youth, he was a fan of McEnroe and Wilander. 154 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:07,840 He spent many years trying to become a tennis pro. 155 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,520 Then, he discovered 156 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,880 that he has no talent. 157 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,520 That's true. 158 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,320 Farewell, Rico the Racket. 159 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,480 Only in 1994 160 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:22,000 did he finally meet someone with even less talent. 161 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,280 Ramzy. 162 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,240 Their show's poster read, 163 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,720 "Éric k Ramzy." Good one. 164 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:39,200 The blended their faces together to make only one. 165 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:43,080 A perfectly sane decision, according to psychiatrists. 166 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 The duo was founded in laughter, 167 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,360 but also in their experience with racism. 168 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,360 You can tell immediately 169 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:58,520 that Ramzy's an Arab and Éric's a Buddhist. 170 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,320 She's not wrong. 171 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,520 I'm Catholic, but just barely. 172 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:10,840 Ramzy. 173 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,120 He's left us 174 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,760 without finishing editing on his film, 175 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:18,200 The Day All the Arabs Left, 176 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,640 which he teased us with right up to the end. 177 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,600 Just a few weeks ago, he said, 178 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,880 "Don't worry, it's going to awesome." 179 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,040 But no. 180 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,600 Finally, a word about Jérôme. 181 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,520 He used to call himself "Shut Up Jérôme." 182 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,720 Unfortunately, he didn't follow his own advice. 183 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,520 We'll remember his great generosity, 184 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,640 as he often said, during interviews, 185 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:51,600 he loved, and I quote, "eating pussy." 186 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,400 Personally, I don't have wonderful memories of it. 187 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,280 Though the three of them hadn't been funny at all 188 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,400 for a very long time, 189 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,080 their friendship would last up to that tragic day 190 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,040 in 2054. 191 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,040 Under the Provençal sun, 192 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,640 where they'd opened their famous swingers' comedy club, 193 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,120 the "Chuckle-Fuck." 194 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,920 That morning, Éric and Ramzy invited Jérôme 195 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,280 on a quick jet-ski ride on the sea. 196 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,720 Jérôme said no 197 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,000 and stayed at the villa to "relax." 198 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,800 The pair went out to sea without him 199 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,840 and never came back. 200 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,920 The AI driving the jet-ski 201 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,280 hated their movies so much 202 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,800 that it flung them directly onto the rocks 203 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,040 where they perished. 204 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:01,280 A few minutes later, Jérôme, who had just finished relaxing, 205 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,480 choked on a peanut. 206 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:09,960 Together until the end, they passed away on the same day 207 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,280 and with the same lack of dignity. 208 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,240 Bye, you artists. 209 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,920 Rest in peace. 210 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,000 And rest assured that wherever you are, 211 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,200 you will be forgotten. 212 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,080 I'm absolutely blown away 213 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,440 by how good that writing was in only 48 hours. 214 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,880 It was like an amazing France Inter broadcast. 215 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,400 What you see in Ramzy and Jérôme was very accurate. 216 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,040 It's crazy to be so on-the-nose. 217 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,560 I loved when you said, "It's echoing like me doing films by myself." 218 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,320 Yeah, that was good. 219 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,360 This was even better than before. 220 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:00,400 -Yes. You're getting better and better. -Thank you. 221 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,680 -Well done, and see you later. -Thank you. 222 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,480 -Bravo, Camille. -Great job! 223 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:13,480 That went well. I'm happy with it. I showed them something new. 224 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,920 I think they thought it was funny. 225 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,920 This show is going to destroy us. 226 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,960 This episode especially. 227 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,600 They'll be saying, "Go away, Éric and Ramzy." 228 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,840 He's speaking American for the global audience. 229 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,440 That's not a bad idea! That's right! 230 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,160 -I'm Guten Tag. -Guten Tag! 231 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,280 Yeah. 232 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,280 Now it's the moment 233 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,560 for the welcome of Mr... 234 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:47,360 Please make a lot of noise for Mr. Tom Boudet! 235 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:54,320 There's a lot of pressure. I got the 8th spot, which wasn't planned. 236 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,480 I need to do this right. 237 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:59,360 I can't screw this up. 238 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,960 Hello. 239 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,400 TOM BOUDET AGE 21 240 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,680 Everyone doing good? Are you excited? 241 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:08,680 Great. At the start of these shows, I noticed you guys made a funny mistake. 242 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,720 They didn't call me "Tom Boudet" but Tom "Bodet." 243 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,960 Play back the tapes, listen. 244 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,640 -Tom Bodet! -Let's go, Tom! 245 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,520 For Mr. Tom Bodet! 246 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:25,720 Boudet! 247 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,360 Tom Boudet! 248 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,560 Tom Boudet! 249 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,800 You really did make a fool of me. 250 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,320 So let's cut the shit now. 251 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,720 You've awoken the beast within me. 252 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,000 I'm no longer Tom Boudet. 253 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,480 Now, I'm... Dark Boudet. 254 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,600 Hey, bitches! 255 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,000 Show me some respect, Jérôme, I saw The Mansion in theaters. 256 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,720 Yes, that was me, the one guy who did see it. 257 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,440 Dark Boudet! 258 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,360 "Dark Boudet"! 259 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:18,040 For those who don't know, last round, Éric and Ramzy nearly eliminated me. 260 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,720 Yeah. But they took me back. 261 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,000 Clearly, they couldn't do without me. 262 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,720 Sort of like your fat moms. 263 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,440 Fuck you! 264 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:40,000 I won't act tough. Look at me, I'm as thin as a piece of paper. 265 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,120 I won't do a duet with my grandpa. 266 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,880 Dark Boudet! 267 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,000 Plus, Ramzy, you have the voice of a grandpa. 268 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,600 -Stop! -It's a bit gravely. 269 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,880 Ramzy talks like this. "Hi, how are you?" 270 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,800 Éric, I'll roast you too. 271 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,440 What are you going to do, lift me up? 272 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,280 Last time you did that, it was in an elevator. 273 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,560 "Ding-ding, what floor? With the cat?" 274 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,680 You bastard! 275 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,160 I was scared of breaking the mic. 276 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,240 See you in the next round. 277 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,040 Tom Boudet! 278 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,000 Do you prefer Tom Boudet or Dark Boudet? 279 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,360 I've only seen Dark Boudet, whom I like a lot. 280 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,720 You're a wonderfully mean guy. I'm glad we saw your dark soul. 281 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,280 Keep this meanness and work on it. 282 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,480 Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Bodet! 283 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,920 Well done. 284 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,000 The roast isn't over. 285 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,240 You're so dumb! 286 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,240 -You scratched me. -Do it again. 287 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,840 Sorry, he's bleeding. 288 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,280 No worries. 289 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:08,640 But it was great you invited someone so aggressive. 290 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,800 Too bad! I was off to such a good start. 291 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,800 -Ready for the next one? -This is tough, isn't it? 292 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,880 -Yes. -We need to breathe. 293 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,320 -Can we take notes? -No. 294 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,320 -We score them randomly. -Yes, look. 295 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,280 Of course you can take notes. 296 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:27,280 -Ladies and gentlemen! -Give a big round of applause for... 297 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,520 Yassir! 298 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,280 Last time I was shaky. 299 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,040 That's where I need improvement. 300 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,560 They'll be getting lots of deep-cutting jokes out there 301 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,800 so you have to make them remember yours. 302 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,720 YASSIR AGE 30 303 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:52,320 Good evening, I'm so happy to be here with you. 304 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,240 To roast you. 305 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:59,000 Éric, Ramzy, one of France's greatest comedy duos. 306 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,560 They're amazing. Give them a round of applause. 307 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,560 Compared to Omar and Fred, 308 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,080 you're both Fred. 309 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,200 Hold on... 310 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,200 No, the difference is that 311 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,680 your friendship is solid. 312 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,800 It will stay that way. It's a lifelong friendship. 313 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,440 Because one thing's for sure, 314 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,920 you won't be winning a César. 315 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,560 But Jérôme Niel might. 316 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,640 Welcome, it's a pleasure to see you. 317 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,480 -Thank you. -Welcome. 318 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,440 Congratulations on your success, 319 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,000 your sold-out shows, 320 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,800 you're doing films now... 321 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,400 1.5 million followers online... 322 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:42,200 I don't know if you're here to judge us or give advice to Éric and Ramzy. 323 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,680 Jérôme... 324 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,200 Jérôme is the mentors' mentor. 325 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,320 It's amazing. 326 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,080 Éric and Ramzy, I find it crazy 327 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:58,560 that you've had the same career as Jamel Debbouze, 328 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,960 even though you have four hands. That's wild. 329 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,960 Still, Éric and Ramzy have had an amazing career trajectory. 330 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,480 It went from dinner theater, 331 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,160 to theater, television, 332 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,240 movies... 333 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,560 TV, TV, TV... 334 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,240 Internet, 335 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,240 judging... 336 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,400 then burger mascots. 337 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,320 Is this a new starting point? 338 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,480 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 339 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,920 Damn, that stung, but it was funny. 340 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,800 That was funny, Yassir. 341 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,680 But I get the impression that he doesn't bring it 342 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,200 in the few minutes he takes to set the scene. 343 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,560 -That's true. -We'll see. 344 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,320 I like this game. We get ripped a new one and vice versa. 345 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:00,320 These guys are softies. They're too kind. 346 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,920 -We should stop the theatrics. -They want us to stop? 347 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,440 But it's a natural reaction from them. They have to lay into us. 348 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,240 They have to kill their father. 349 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,200 -I'm dead. -Yeah. 350 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:16,040 In terms of deep cuts, that last guy 351 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,520 he really did... 352 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,520 -He fucked our mothers. -There you go. 353 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,560 Okay, the next one to throw some dirt onto the coffin. 354 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,160 Ladies and gentlemen, Brahms! 355 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,480 MAKE NOISE FOR BRAHMS 356 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,080 The roast can't just be a roast. 357 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,920 We need to bring something extra because we're all so good. 358 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,800 People used to make fun of my stutter. 359 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,400 So I had to work on being witty. 360 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:40,240 And I think I can come up with some good stuff. 361 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,760 Good evening! 362 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,800 Make some noise! 363 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,880 Well! 364 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,720 Today is the roast. 365 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,800 BRAHMS AGE 35 366 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,800 So, let's go through your filmography. 367 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,480 You were in The Daltons. 368 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,480 You always say you're ashamed of it. 369 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,640 As you should be. 370 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:06,240 But you have to admit, the film did sell two million tickets in five weeks. 371 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:10,440 My question is, what's it like stealing from two million people? 372 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,320 REFUND THEM 373 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,200 Jean Dujardin starred in Lucky Luke, 374 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,680 which wasn't great, either. 375 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,920 But he made up for it 376 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,400 by winning an Oscar for best actor for The Artist, 377 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,960 a black-and-white silent film. 378 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,400 So for your text film, have you considered just shutting up? 379 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,160 We're having an amazing adventure here. We had Florence Foresti as a guest, 380 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,480 Mister V, Marina Foïs... 381 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,400 Tonight we've got Jérôme Niel. 382 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,200 The further we go, the worse the guests are. 383 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,880 Who's next, Moundir? 384 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,120 GUESTS GETTING WORSE 385 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,400 Honestly, before making fun of others, 386 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,360 I think you should make fun of yourself. 387 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,240 So let me tell you a story. 388 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,600 In middle school, I had a crush on a girl. 389 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,520 We talked every day. 390 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,880 One day, I took her home and thought I'd shoot my shot. 391 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,520 She dodged me like in The Matrix. 392 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,600 I asked myself questions, 393 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,920 "I thought you liked me. Am I ugly?" 394 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,440 She said, "I can't say you're ugly, you're a creation of Allah." 395 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,560 She was an atheist, I don't get it. 396 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,040 PUT THE UGLY GUY IN THE FINALE 397 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,680 Make some noise for Lali! 398 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,760 Thank you! 399 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,560 I don't know much about it, but, to me, that was a roast. 400 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,600 -Yeah. -Spitting out jokes... 401 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,760 -The music. -Yes. 402 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,040 I really liked the jingle over and over. I loved that. 403 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,800 They're already panicked about having 48 hours to write 404 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:03,200 and he added staging on top of it. 405 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,800 So, honestly, thank you. 406 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,320 -Well done, Brahms! -Thank you. 407 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,680 -Where were we? -Halfway done. 408 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,440 -There are four left. -Okay. 409 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,240 Now, we've got a lady. A very cruel lady. 410 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,720 We're scared of her. 411 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:22,000 Now, let's welcome Lou-Anne Protin! 412 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,320 I'll try not to fall into my usual dark humor. 413 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,480 I need to shine in a new way. 414 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:32,160 This is the only time where I feel like I'm in real trouble. 415 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,840 I'm just a little nervous. 416 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,800 Yes, Mom. Yes, no. 417 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,400 Yeah, I know. I have to go. 418 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,240 Yes, no, yes, I need to go. 419 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,080 I'm going to judge the two losers. 420 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,320 Right. 421 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,520 LOU-ANNE PROTIN AGE 24 422 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,640 From TV, the tall skinny guy and the short bald guy. 423 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,760 Yeah, they're still going. Well, trying. 424 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,920 Yes, they have help. They can't do anything by themselves. 425 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,120 -Right. Love you. -This is going to sting. 426 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,480 Hello, Attorney Protin at the bench, 427 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,640 I'm a one-night lawyer and great comedian. 428 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,320 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we're here to try Éric, 429 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,160 Ramzy and... Jérôme Niel. 430 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,160 A reminder of events. Over several weeks, a competition 431 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,040 with many candidates. 432 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,760 Some are eliminated, some stay. 433 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,120 A thought for our colleagues, gone too soon. 434 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:22,720 Just kidding. 435 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,680 You've been hounding the candidates for weeks, 436 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,000 one of whom I'm particularly moved by, 437 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,040 through her talent and humbleness, 438 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:35,000 the one the others have nicknamed "The Future of Stand-Up," 439 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,080 me. 440 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,200 You've attacked the wrong person. And I can prove it. 441 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,240 You thought I was hostile and mean. 442 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,320 But that's nothing. 443 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,600 A fine of 50,000 euros is requested to be paid to the plaintiff, 444 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,040 that's me again. 445 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,680 The best defense is a good offense. 446 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,920 Let's move onto the exhibits and archives. 447 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,080 Oh, no. 448 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,840 Exhibit A. 449 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,120 This is what Éric sees every day. 450 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,760 This is what Ramzy sees. 451 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,840 1.75... 452 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,040 Is that the average rating for The Daltons on AlloCiné. 453 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,000 or is it Éric's height? 454 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,120 Both, probably. 455 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,120 Good choice, it's both, though we doubt Éric's height. 456 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,080 And if we reverse the numbers, that's Jérôme's. 457 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,200 That's just Jérôme Niel. 458 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,400 A movie critic, and I quote, 459 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,040 "An unmissable, hilarious French comedy, 460 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,600 with high-quality actors, 461 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,200 a timeless film with memorable characters, situations, and lines." 462 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,520 Congratulations, a great review. 463 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,880 You're not it, but it's still a good review. 464 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,760 Jérôme Niel. I didn't know who he was so I looked him up. 465 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,040 I discovered that you used to make videos. 466 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,280 I watched three or four of them 467 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,960 then I discovered that ignorance is truly bliss. 468 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,280 But the offenses don't stop there. In 2013, 469 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,720 you released a sort of musical-type song, 470 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,240 plainly entitled, "Barbecue Party." 471 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,400 I'll quote the lyrics. 472 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,920 "To cook sausages, there's no better time. 473 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,240 To eat my sausage, bring me your sister." 474 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,480 I'm thrilled you'll be judging my writing. 475 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,120 Videos weren't your strong suit, neither was music. 476 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:29,160 So you tried your hand at movies, as an actor or extra, whatever. 477 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,080 I did watch the last film. 478 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,000 Just kidding, I don't have your free time. 479 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,840 I have one last message for you, one that's a bit less scathing. 480 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,880 Here. 481 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,680 I LOVE YOU ALL 482 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,040 Wait, this is the wrong one. 483 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,880 Here it is. 484 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,400 Thank you all. 485 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,400 Thank you very much. 486 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,280 Another well-staged set. 487 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,440 Another well-constructed sketch. 488 00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:00,760 It's wonderful what you're doing. Very impressive. 489 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:04,320 As you said, with our career, we wouldn't be able to do that. 490 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,880 That's what hurting people is all about. 491 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,960 Thank you very much. 492 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,640 -Thank you, Lou-Anne! -Thank you. 493 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,000 -Let's hear it for Lou-Anne Protin! -Lou-Anne Protin! 494 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,000 I'm happy I've come this far, regardless. 495 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,560 If this is my last round, it was a good one. 496 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,640 I really enjoyed it. It was so cool. 497 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,960 I'm happy. 498 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:34,000 -Okay, so... -You'll notice that, despite everything, 499 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:38,000 out of everyone we've seen, only one wasn't reading a script. Tom. 500 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,400 That's true. 501 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,560 Is this Memory Class or Comedy Class? 502 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:43,800 What? 503 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,280 Our bond has been broken, we're attacking everything the other says. 504 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,000 You're talking nonsense, don't bother. 505 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,400 Okay, what can I say? He's shut the door. 506 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,800 Let's open the door with Eliott Doyle. 507 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,520 It's almost the finale. 508 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,360 I can now prove everyone wrong who thought I wasn't funny 509 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,880 when I was a kid. 510 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,360 Get out your spits because we're roasting! 511 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,160 ELIOTT DOYLE AGE 30 512 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,320 Here we go. 513 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,360 Am I interrupting the three of you? 514 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:22,720 Wait. 515 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,760 The film Problemos... 516 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,480 Could it have sold even fewer tickets? 517 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,520 You there, 518 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,000 the "Hey bitches!" guy. Hey... 519 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,000 You good? 520 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,480 You're the... bitch. 521 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,320 "H, H, H, H, H..." 522 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,680 Horseshit, more like it. 523 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,120 You'll see. 524 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:29,520 Éric, I watched you in a TV series 525 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:35,160 Éric, I watched you on TV 526 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:41,040 It was a commercial for electricity meters 527 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,760 Ramzy, I watched you in a... 528 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,800 Jérôme, I saw you and you... 529 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:55,600 Well, I saw you 530 00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:00,760 In the bathroom, two minutes ago 531 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,440 Please change the toilet paper. 532 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:12,640 For me to be able to preach to you 533 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,720 I will need a choir 534 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,360 You are legends 535 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,160 At playing darts 536 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,280 You're the greatest 537 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,000 According to my mom 538 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,560 Come on, solo. 539 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,560 And now, just for fun, 540 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,720 We're going to imitate you 541 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:56,720 Éric! 542 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,520 I'm Éric! 543 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,680 Ramzy! 544 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,000 I'm Ramzy! 545 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,400 "And I'm Jérôme Niel! 546 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,600 No, I don't have a loyalty card. 547 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,360 Does anyone have a portable charger?" 548 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,000 What was I trying to say? 549 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,480 We're here tonight 550 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,120 to judge our skills, but who cares? 551 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,880 We're here for one reason. The audience, 552 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,600 the tech crew, the comedians, each more talented than the last, 553 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,480 for only one real reason. 554 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,760 You are legends 555 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,160 At playing darts 556 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,120 You're the greatest of the great 557 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,360 According to my mom 558 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,880 This is the fifth time you've seen me 559 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,160 And just now, you told me, 560 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,080 Ramzy, "Nice to meet you." 561 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,680 Oh, you bastard 562 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,600 We've seen so many sets 563 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,960 and every time, you bring lightness, 564 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,960 with your songs, piano... 565 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,160 We love seeing that. 566 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,440 We're big fans. 567 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,360 -That's the strange thing. -The Teddy Riner of humor. 568 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,600 Maybe it wasn't enough this time. We'll see. 569 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,240 Sorry, when you do this... 570 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,840 -Is that a gun with two triggers? -Yes. 571 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,080 -Right, the Double Trigger. -You do this. 572 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,800 No, you've got two guns. 573 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,640 No, that's a submachine gun. 574 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,720 He's shooting into his hand. 575 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,000 He's shooting himself. 576 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,840 -That's the real gesture. -Okay, fine. 577 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,040 Asshole. 578 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,680 Okay, two left. 579 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,880 It's going to be hard to eliminate anyone. 580 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,280 Four people! 581 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,800 We've just seen a Mercedes, but a Ferrari is coming. 582 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,880 A straight-up drone, I'd say. 583 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,480 -He flies. -That's a drone. 584 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,960 -What do you like about him? -Everything. 585 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,640 -You'll see. Do you know him? -No. 586 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,840 If he wasn't an Arab, he'd be perfect. 587 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,000 Ladies and gentlemen, Adel Fugazi! 588 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,360 This is the semi-final. I hate roasts. 589 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,520 But I'm going to force myself. 590 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,600 It'll be sink or swim. 591 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,560 I'm okay to go with something that comes from me. 592 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,800 It could be a monumental flop. It could go historically south. 593 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:31,320 ADEL FUGAZI AGE 28 594 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,520 Thank, hello. 595 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,520 Thanks, hello. 596 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,560 Hello, Éric. Hello, Ramzy. Sir... 597 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,080 I know I'm supposed to make you mad, but I don't like that. 598 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,520 I really like you a lot. 599 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,840 I've liked everything you've done. 600 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,720 Even the flops! I've loved them. 601 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,840 Don't we all love Éric and Ramzy? 602 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,280 No. 603 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,440 -It's true. -No, excuse me. No. 604 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,120 No, I think they suck. 605 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,520 -Excuse me? -Yeah, sorry. 606 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,200 And you are...? 607 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,280 Jean-Jacques, impersonator since 2004. 608 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,400 -Impersonator? -Yes. 609 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,080 -Who? -Uh... 610 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:15,120 -Yeah, average. -That's why I couldn't make it my career. 611 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,960 Maybe I should ask some real people in real life. 612 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,920 Let me go find some real people. 613 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,600 I have to go, I'm leaving. 614 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,920 -I want real people. -Oh, wow. 615 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,360 Oh, wow. 616 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,960 Setting the stage. 617 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,640 Madam, hello. 618 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,080 -Hello. -What do you think of Éric and Ramzy? 619 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,440 I like them a lot. 620 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,000 I work in a hospital, 621 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,880 and when old people 622 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,320 have strokes, that's what we put on TV. 623 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,200 It's the only thing they understand. 624 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,160 Amazing, a former contestant! 625 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,760 -Hector? -Ayrton. 626 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,960 -Disappointed that you had to leave? -No, I'm fine. 627 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,080 I love Éric and Ramzy. They're really funny. 628 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,160 Any film they did that you liked? 629 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,400 The only thing I liked was that video with Squeezie. 630 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,640 That's the only good thing recently. 631 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,120 But the rest is crap. 632 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,320 Take Ayrton back, you guys sucked. 633 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,560 -Sorry? -Huh? 634 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,200 Wow, this is so disappointing! 635 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,440 He's so funny. 636 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,080 Damn it! 637 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,120 There you have it. 638 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:36,320 Adel. 639 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,480 It was lacking jokes. 640 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:42,520 You were the one I was dreading the most. 641 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,080 But we missed seeing you on stage. 642 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,680 This sucks, damn it. I wanted to laugh. 643 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,160 I wanted to see Adel. I love him. 644 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,640 -And we had Bruno instead. -That was Bruno. 645 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,560 Thank you, Éric and Ramzy. 646 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,480 Thank you, Adel Fugazi! 647 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,000 That bombed hard. I knew it! 648 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,480 I knew it! I told you so. 649 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,640 I swear it was funny. 650 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,000 The height of the mic means the next guy is tall. 651 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,400 Out of the eight left, the tallest one is... 652 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,160 Sofiane. Jérôme, 653 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,360 take it away. 654 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,800 Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise 655 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:24,080 for Sofiane Soch! 656 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,880 Getting to the finale means getting my mom a house. 657 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,360 I've always been average at everything. 658 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,000 But this proves that there's something there. 659 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,480 It proves that Sofiane has earned his spot. 660 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,920 That I could be a future star. 661 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,520 SOFIANE SOCH AGE 21 662 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,120 Salaam, bitches. 663 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,400 Make some noise for Éric Judor! 664 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,680 Make some noise for Melha Bedia's brother! 665 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,640 Make some noise for... I don't know who you are. 666 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:18,640 I swear. 667 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,840 But that's not Jérôme Commandeur! 668 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,560 They put in the stage hand. 669 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,840 Oh, wow! This is insane! 670 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,440 -You okay? -Fine, and you? 671 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,760 Apparently, you're really famous. I don't know who you are. 672 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,880 In their phone, you're saved as, "If Kev Adams isn't available." 673 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,680 Jérôme, you have an amazing name. 674 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,520 People named Jérôme are born 30 years old. 675 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,760 Who's ever seen a Jérôme on a swing set? 676 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,000 That was a good one. 677 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,440 Assholes. 678 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,920 -Ramzy, how are you doing? -Fine. 679 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,400 He's the only hobo with money. 680 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,320 He doesn't need food stamps. 681 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,800 He has it all! 682 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,040 In the subway, he goes in and says, "What can I get you?" 683 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,520 -Éric, you okay? -I'm going good. 684 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:16,880 You look like a thumb. 685 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,120 He looks like a thumb, he's so short. 686 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,280 I don't give a "thumbs-up" online, I call it an "Éric-up." 687 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,920 You good? Do you smoke? 688 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,800 Barely speaks French. 689 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,080 That's funny. 690 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,160 Guys, you know they have stylists backstage. 691 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:44,160 That means you dress like that willingly, right? 692 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,120 Crazy, that's not even designer clothing. Their outfits are public domain. 693 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:51,480 No brand! 694 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,320 The brand of Ramzy's shoes is "Shoe." 695 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,400 I love them. I'm a big fan. 696 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,760 Jérôme Niel, apparently, you're short too. 697 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,280 I saw him earlier. He's short, so are you. 698 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,520 When it rains, he lets you know. 699 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,600 So... 700 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,680 You're doing okay? 701 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,880 Anyone have a joke for Jérôme? 702 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,080 You're always so dumb. 703 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,320 I'm disappointed it's him. 704 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,080 It's not their fault. 705 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,960 At least he showed up. Thumbs-up. 706 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,480 Friends, I'm really happy to be here. 707 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,880 But I'm starving. 708 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,000 Bro, can you go get some food? 709 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,400 Make some noise for him! 710 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,080 Who gives a shit about a roast? 711 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,640 Deep down, I like them. 712 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,400 I can't finish this, like their movies. 713 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,520 Oh, damn! 714 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,840 He gave it to me good. 715 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,360 Sofiane! Come back, Sofiane! 716 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,840 Sofiane! 717 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,120 -He spits out his jokes and runs away. -So cool. 718 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,960 He really slapped us in the face. 719 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,760 Yeah, it was really aggressive. 720 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,520 He's added class to his comedy. 721 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,040 If you thinks thugs can be classy. 722 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,560 We're going to put him out in the street. 723 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,480 I'm waiting for them. What will they do? 724 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,760 I'm kidding. 725 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,960 -Yo, I love the 'hood. -That's good. 726 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,280 Hold on, I'm from Montigny. Gang gang. 727 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,560 We're legit, you know it. 728 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,000 There are some clear winners. 729 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,520 For me... 730 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,200 -Clearly. -So good, incredible. 731 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,640 -We have to eliminate four. -Yes, we do. 732 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,320 I'm so worked up about it. I hate this. I have a knot in my stomach. 733 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,160 -It's tough. -I have my preferences, 734 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,680 -buy I'll... -Tell us who. 735 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,480 White people. 736 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,200 -Yeah, you're really white. -I am very white. 737 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,800 I've always been white. 738 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,400 We see three who are very, very good. 739 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,600 Federer, Djoko, and Nadal, right here. 740 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,280 -Yes. -The others are very good. 741 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,000 It's hard to choose! 742 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,800 It's like the lottery. One guy wins 300 million. 743 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,960 Why not have 100 guys win 30 million? 744 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,400 That's true. I'm calling the Lottery Board! 745 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,200 -Good idea. -Wait, Éric! That's... 746 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,880 This is the semi-final. 747 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,640 They're all winners already. 748 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:08,320 Yes, like with Jacques Martin. That's a dad joke. 749 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,280 We're going to announce it without looking them in the eye. 750 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,800 We can look them in the eye, 751 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,960 but we're going to announce the four winners. 752 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:18,560 Should I start? 753 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,400 -They're all winners. -Finalists. 754 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,760 Yes, fine. 755 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,960 All right, so... 756 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,560 The first person we've chosen, 757 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,520 who will participate in the finale... 758 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,920 I don't like doing this! he finale...