1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:04,160 So many ideas. I can't stop. 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:07,360 Excellent. 3 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:10,720 The ideas are flowing. 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:12,520 Open the door. 5 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,840 It's locked. Let me in. 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,240 Come on, open the door. 7 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,120 -I can't, I'm writing. -Come here and let me in. 8 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:24,600 Seriously? I'm in the middle of an amazing sketch. 9 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,480 Sorry, I couldn't hear a thing, 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,080 but from what I could see, you were doing great. 11 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:31,800 All right, come on in. 12 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:34,280 -What are you working on? -Comedy Class, Season 2. 13 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,040 -We're going back on the road? -Look. 14 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,880 In the first season, we had too many candidates. 15 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,920 This is genius. What is this new idea? 16 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,920 Wait. We'll do it like this. 17 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,520 You're so good at typing. 18 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,080 We'll skip the provinces. 19 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:49,360 That'll reduce our carbon footprint 20 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:53,800 and we'll get a government subsidy that should cover about 20%. 21 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,080 We just got an excellent idea from the production. 22 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,080 -What is it? -They've found 12 talented acts. 23 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,040 Twelve talented acts. Tell me more. 24 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,160 Each contestant will participate… 25 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,360 in five challenges, including 60 Seconds… 26 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,080 How much time do I have left? 27 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,120 The Roast… 28 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,880 Before, you were so forgettable 29 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,800 that Éric and Ramzy forgot to eliminate you. 30 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:21,080 -Did you come up with that just now? -Yeah. 31 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:22,160 Carte Blanche… 32 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,200 I love butts. 33 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,720 What's the fourth challenge? 34 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:26,680 Black Comedy. 35 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:28,760 Black Comedy. 36 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,000 It was a total car crash. Like in Platane. 37 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:33,640 And my favorite… 38 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,360 "Hi, 'Ulien, are you coming to 'udo class today?" 39 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,840 -Absurd. -Absurd. 40 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,240 There's a problem. 41 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:47,760 You can't pose these challenges to them. It might not be their thing. 42 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:51,240 "Not their thing"? Then whose thing is it? 43 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,280 What about the guests? 44 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:54,720 I have an idea. 45 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,440 -We'll have guests on every episode. -The guests. 46 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,400 Jonathan Cohen, excellent. 47 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,320 How's it going? 48 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,560 Laura Felpin, amazing. 49 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,840 -That's a picture. -Sorry. 50 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,600 Paul Mirabel, excellent. 51 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,440 I'll add one more. 52 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,440 -No way! -Yes. 53 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,680 Valérie Lemercier? 54 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,680 Mommy is here. 55 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:17,840 We've got everything. 56 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,760 We just need to decide the prize money. 57 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,280 €50,000! 58 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:26,080 People are not going to believe that we're actually taking notes here. 59 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,320 Do you want to see what we wrote? 60 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,840 McDermott, I think we have Season 2. 61 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,360 Don't fuck it up! 62 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,760 Comedy Class 2. 63 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,160 COMEDY CLASS BY ÉRIC AND RAMZY 64 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,760 Here we go! New season of Comedy Class, new rules. 65 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:52,000 This year, 12 acts have already been chosen. 66 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:56,080 To reach the final, they'll have to complete four challenges. 67 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,760 What the Spanish would call challenges "de la muerte." 68 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,000 Carte Blanche. 69 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,280 Absurd. 70 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,160 Black Comedy, and the Roast. 71 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,440 How will you choose the winner? 72 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,720 Jeff Bezos has given us some help. 73 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,360 No spoilers, though. 74 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,760 -Fine. -Is that okay with you? 75 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,240 That's okay. Let's find out who our 12 acts are. 76 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,960 They'll have 60 seconds to introduce themselves, 77 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,320 and most importantly, to make us laugh, Ramzy. 78 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,080 No one's getting eliminated yet. Let's get to know them first. 79 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,960 We'll play the bad guys later, when the challenges start. 80 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,160 Wow! 81 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,160 Here we go! 82 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,560 -Thank you. -What a great atmosphere! 83 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,480 You still like us, don't you? 84 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,280 We're a bit like old uncles, aren't we? 85 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:55,680 Yeah. We have 12 up-and-coming young comedians backstage. 86 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,520 -Last year's show wasn't exactly great. -True. 87 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,960 We know Season 1 was nothing to write home about. 88 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,920 Although at the end, we managed to find some gems. 89 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,880 But this season, we're staying in Paris, since it was clear that in the provinces… 90 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,200 No, I'm kidding! 91 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,880 The outskirts of Paris aren't exactly the provinces. 92 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,840 -Évry is the limit. -It's the provinces. 93 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,680 They'll come out and have 60 seconds to introduce themselves. 94 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,080 It's the first challenge, but no one will be eliminated. 95 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,960 -We wanted to call it "69 Seconds." -Yeah, but Amazon said no. 96 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,680 The main thing we expect from 60 Seconds is the right energy. 97 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,640 Start the clock! 60 seconds. 98 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,040 That goes by fast. If it sucks, it's over quickly. 99 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,880 -It's important, but it's not decisive. -Not decisive. 100 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:43,240 -There's 60 Minutes, but not 60 Seconds. -Yeah, to die. 101 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,000 There's 50 Minutes Inside, but there's never been a 60 Seconds. 102 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,280 -Wait, there has. -Kyan Khojandi! 103 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,080 -We stole his idea! -We stole it. 104 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,960 -Bref… -Bref, we stole his idea. 60 Seconds. 105 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,440 Let the game begin! 106 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,760 60 SECONDS 107 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,880 -Let's welcome our first contestant. -Our first contestant. 108 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,920 Enzo Ricci, you're up! 109 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,720 We've been waiting for this for weeks. 110 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,920 It's happening! Comedy Class, Season 2, right now! 111 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:22,200 ENZO RICCI 27 YEARS OLD 112 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,800 Hello everyone. It's great to be here on Comedy Class. 113 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,280 Hopefully, this will get me somewhere. 114 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,240 I'm 27 years old. 115 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,000 I live in the suburbs of Paris, in Seine-Saint-Denis. 116 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,280 I have a roommate. 117 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,880 I hope this gets me somewhere. 118 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,320 My roommate is cool. I've known her for 27 years. 119 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,480 We love each other so much. Her name is "Mom." 120 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,720 We went to the supermarket recently, 121 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,760 and that's when I knew I was ready to make it on my own. 122 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,320 We were at the cash register. 123 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:56,040 She went to get something and left me on my own, but I didn't cry. 124 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,760 It was weird. The cashier said, 125 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,880 "Sorry, sir, but you need to get out of the cart now." 126 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:09,400 Éric, Ramzy, Comedy Class, it's great to be here. I'm Enzo Ricci. 127 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,560 Wait, wait, wait! 128 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,160 Mom, I got here safe. Love you! 129 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,160 Thanks for opening the show. 130 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,440 I like him. 131 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,560 I love his delivery. Every word hits the target. 132 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,520 -He's got a star quality. -Yeah. 133 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,840 -Not like us. -Right. 134 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:32,480 There's no time for them to elaborate. It's all about their vibe. 135 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,080 -Let's see the vibe of… -Tristan Pierre. 136 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:39,440 Good evening. 137 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,680 TRISTAN PIERRE 25 YEARS OLD 138 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,160 Let's get to know each other. 139 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,120 Do you know "The Song of Truth"? No, because I made it up. 140 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,200 It's easy. 141 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,760 Clap your hands to keep the beat and I'll sing a shameful confession. 142 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:53,000 If you've done the same thing, keep clapping. Got it? 143 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,000 Okay, start clapping. 144 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:02,400 Have you ever pooped On the living room carpet 145 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,560 When your parents told you not to? 146 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,080 I thought we'd have a moment together. 147 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,880 You guys kept clapping over there. 148 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,880 "My parents said it was okay." 149 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,200 Okay, that's me. Nice to meet you. 150 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,560 I'm short. I'm 165.5 cm tall, or 166 cm for the ladies. 151 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,560 My name "Pierre" means "stone." First name Tristan, last name Pierre. 152 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,160 I make stone cold jokes and songs. 153 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,280 "Is there anything he can't do?" Make love. I'm kidding. 154 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,560 I do fuck, but moms only! Sorry. 155 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,600 Thanks. Take care, everyone. 156 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,800 -Man. -Holy cow! 157 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,240 I didn't see that coming. 158 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:42,520 -I didn't like him at first. -I thought, "No way." 159 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,200 I didn't think he'd be able to make me laugh. 160 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,120 Then, boom! 161 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,640 Tristan Pierre! 162 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,720 For the ladies. 163 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,440 Next up, we have Camille Fievez. 164 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:59,200 It's so flattering to be here, but I'm scared. 165 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,120 That's the only thing I feel. Fear. 166 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,600 My name is Camille, and I'm 36 years old. 167 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,560 I've been a mom for a year and a half. 168 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,840 Thanks. 169 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,400 Stop, I only have 60 seconds! 170 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:16,200 I just want to say hi to my baby who's home alone watching me. 171 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,720 You can play with your tablet when you're done. 172 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,840 I'd also like to say hi to my husband who's in the audience. 173 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,360 He's the guy who looks like a cuckold in the front row. 174 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,880 Please laugh because I really need the €50,000. 175 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,560 I need it for a surgery for my kid. 176 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:38,240 It would be life-changing for her if her mom had huge tits. 177 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,960 So, yeah… There's one thing you should know about me. 178 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:46,080 I only have one flaw. I'm a thief. I can't help stealing stuff. 179 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,280 This jacket isn't mine, it's obviously Ramzy's. 180 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,120 I'd never pick something this ugly. 181 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,560 -Thank you so much. -Well done! 182 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:55,720 Great job, Camille. 183 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,560 Just a quick remark about the last joke. 184 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:02,720 -Normally, Arabs are the ones who steal. -Thank you. It was a mistake. 185 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,480 -A scripting mistake. Thank you. -A scripting mistake. 186 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:10,040 Our next act is someone with a good-natured spirit. 187 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,560 Étienne Lautrette. 188 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,760 -He looks nice. -I like his outfit. 189 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,080 ÉTIENNE LAUTRETTE 34 YEARS OLD 190 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:20,440 My name is Étienne, I live in Paris, but I grew up in Southwest France. 191 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,600 It's a good place to live. 192 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:26,520 Unless you're a duck, then it's not ideal. 193 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,640 We have 800 ways to eat you. 194 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:33,400 That guy there? That's me. My name is Étienne Lautrette. 195 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:37,560 Let me tell you how I found myself in this situation. 196 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,840 It all started when I came across an ad. 197 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,840 It was for a fat Freddie Mercury look-alike competition. 198 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,760 When I got there, 199 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,760 the casting director said, "Perfect timing!" 200 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,760 "This year, we don't have any chubby 35-year-olds 201 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,240 who dress like fishermen, 202 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,800 and look like they have at least three moustaches." 203 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,520 Hey, that's enough. 204 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,880 I think that's all for today. 205 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,120 Thank you so much! 206 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,880 Well done, Étienne! 207 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,760 That was a lot to fit in 60 seconds. 208 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,840 -That's ballsy. -That's gutsy. 209 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,800 -All right, next. -Anne Boissard. 210 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,200 I want Éric and Ramzy to know who I am and what my comedy's about. 211 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,840 The way I write. 212 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,720 I want them to see who I really am. 213 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,920 ANNE BOISSARD 33 YEARS OLD 214 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,920 They told me to introduce myself in 60 seconds. 215 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,920 So I asked around to see how people would describe me. 216 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,880 I got some feedback from my exes. 217 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,800 One of them is in prison, 218 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,640 another is bipolar, 219 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,960 and one of my exes' lawyer… 220 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,920 That ex is a big movie star. I'm not supposed to be near him. 221 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Is this okay, Ramzy? I hope I'm not too close. 222 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,840 My other exes agree that I'm great. 223 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:54,280 Let me just check how much time I have left. 224 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Ten meters, Ramzy. 225 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:58,800 I'm kidding. 226 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,440 It's a smart watch, okay? 227 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,040 The cops in Bobigny are watching, that's all. 228 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:07,520 I think they're calling me actually. I'll go now. Thanks so much. 229 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,280 -Anne Boissard. -Anne Boissard! 230 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,720 She's in trouble with the law. 231 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,200 -So good. -Really charming. 232 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,480 Yeah, it was great. We're in for a great evening. 233 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,200 Evening? It's midday. 234 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,320 Our next act looks pretty funny. 235 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:30,960 Let me show you a photo of him first because he looks pretty weird. 236 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,840 His name is Victor Vauchez. Show him some love! 237 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:39,160 We are many. Being chosen as one of the 12 acts really means something. 238 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,360 This is a super tough challenge. 239 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,720 I hope it's the beginning of a beautiful adventure. 240 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:45,960 VICTOR VAUCHEZ 24 YEARS OLD 241 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,000 Nice to meet you, I'm Victor. 242 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,120 I'm a classic French guy. 243 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,960 No one ever asks me where I'm from. 244 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,600 They're just like, "That guy? He's my neighbor." 245 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,840 I could live in any era. 246 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,120 This is what a Gaul looked like. 247 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,120 A French soldier from WWI. 248 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:08,840 I could play either a resistance fighter or a collaborator in a movie. 249 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,240 Resistance, collaborator. 250 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,000 Well, it's been a minute. 251 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,000 Thanks for listening. 252 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,160 Well done, Victor! 253 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,760 The next name you'll hear is utterly bizarre. 254 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,760 But it's very funny. Poulet de Feu. 255 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,520 I do stand-up, but that's not how I started. 256 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,880 POULET DE FEU 25 YEARS OLD 257 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,840 I started out as Éric's imaginary friend. 258 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,480 Yeah. 259 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:37,680 We went through a lot together. Then he met Ramzy and abandoned me. 260 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,440 -I'm doing this to win you back, Éric. -Here I am. 261 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,640 Don't you remember the good times we had? 262 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,080 Look at us together. 263 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,000 This is us when he graduated from high school. 264 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,520 This is us at a party. 265 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,920 Here I just took a selfie. 266 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,680 I was happy to be at the buffet. 267 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:03,840 If you can see me, it means that I've become your imaginary friend. 268 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,480 Let me answer the question that's on everyone's mind. 269 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,920 Yes, I cut my own hair. 270 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,400 No, it wasn't what I had in mind when I picked up the scissors. 271 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,960 Of course it wasn't. 272 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,280 Another reason I'm doing this show 273 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,560 is because I'd really like to win the €50 prize. 274 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,120 It could make a huge difference in my account balance. 275 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,960 -Thanks for your attention. -Well done! 276 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,920 She really was my imaginary friend. 277 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,680 If you don't want her anymore, can I have her? 278 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,600 Sure, I had her for a long time. 279 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,880 Apparently, she's been after you for 30 years. 280 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,480 Next up, we have Dudley. 281 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,520 -Go ahead, Dudley. -Dudley! 282 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:48,560 DUDLEY 28 YEARS OLD 283 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,760 People might have questions because I'm different. 284 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,120 Some people are like… 285 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,640 "If he said he just got out of jail, I'd believe him." 286 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:02,080 "But I'd also believe him if he said he sucked dicks in prison." 287 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,520 "I'd believe him, too." 288 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,360 Only one of those is true. 289 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,200 I grew up on the streets. 290 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:12,400 And even with my background, the truth is, I'm a huge diva. 291 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,520 I'm a huge diva. Give me glitter and sparkle. I love it! 292 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,360 I'm not even gay, I'm just delicate. 293 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,760 What can I say? I'm cute. 294 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,720 When I was little, I dreamed of doing a musical about life in the hood. 295 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,560 What time is it? Time to deal drugs 296 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,680 We're selling weed 297 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,200 All for the clients! 298 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,120 Dealers, The Musical: Love in the Cellar 299 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:43,000 That's all I have for you. Thank you for listening. 300 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,240 -Dudley! -Thank you, Dudley! 301 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:54,480 -This is fun. -I love this show. 302 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,240 -Up next is Appoline. -Appoline! 303 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,200 APPOLINE 21 YEARS OLD 304 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:06,040 My name is Appoline, I'm from the Vosges. I bet you're all really jealous. 305 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,080 The Vosges is a department in the Grand Est region. 306 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:13,560 We're known for two things: quiche, and, well, the Vosges mountains. 307 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,560 I'm here because I want to represent all the 21-year-old women… 308 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:21,520 Well, those from my village, so that's just me and Géraldine. 309 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:26,400 Géraldine is my best friend. We even have the same ex. 310 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,960 Her brother. 311 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:33,040 I'm not gonna lie, I'm also here for the 50K. 312 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,400 The 50 Kevins from my village. 313 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,960 I'm kidding. There are also the Kylians. 314 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:42,000 Repping the Vosges! Yeah, I'm a redneck. Thank you! 315 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,160 That was Appoline. 316 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,880 I didn't expect that. 317 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,000 Our next… What's going on? 318 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,200 What the hell? What the fuck is wrong with you? 319 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,120 -He said, "Allahu Akbar." -My God. 320 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,440 I heard that too. 321 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,240 He was coming straight for my chair. 322 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,080 Luckily, I saw him before it was too late. 323 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,000 -He had a pocketknife. -He ran off when we shouted at him. 324 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,280 Shows you how easy it is to stop an attack. 325 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,400 "What are you doing?" 326 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,040 It makes them panic. "Sorry…" 327 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,280 Let's welcome Antony Giuliani! 328 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,960 Good evening! 329 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,680 ANTONY GIULIANI 30 YEARS OLD 330 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,720 What I love about humor is that it's a fantastic way 331 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,800 to share important messages. 332 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:30,160 The first message I'd like to share on this show 333 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,280 is that I'm looking for an apartment. 334 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,600 I'm really struggling. 335 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:36,680 You'll see me wearing the same clothes in the next round. 336 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,200 Here's my application. 337 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,440 Let me join you in the audience. 338 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:45,560 Here, it has my number and my ex's too, just to piss her off. 339 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,720 Here you go. Any property owners here? 340 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,720 He's asking if there are any property owners! 341 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,440 Have you got a room to spare? 342 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,040 -Maybe, yeah. -Really? 343 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,440 I'll call you later. Thanks so much, guys. 344 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,320 My budget? It depends how far I make it on the show. 345 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:03,000 I'll give this to you guys too. Don't hesitate to call me. Thanks. 346 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,680 I'll tell some jokes next time. 347 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,840 My jokes are good enough for me to rent somewhere. Thanks. 348 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,120 Bye, guys! 349 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,000 Antony Giuliani! 350 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,760 Pretty charming, Antony Giuliani. 351 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:21,680 Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to welcome Violaine Henry. 352 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,760 VIOLAINE HENRY 38 YEARS OLD 353 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,520 All my friends have 7-year-old kids. 354 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,720 I get along great with them. We can swap T-shirts. 355 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,720 Maybe if I had more money, I could afford more than half a T-shirt. 356 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,160 Because I spend a lot of money on traveling. 357 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,640 I love traveling, and I have a unique trait. 358 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,760 I only fall in love abroad. 359 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,800 If you say, "Guten Tag," "Assalamu alaikum," "Hija de puta," 360 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,400 my eyes light up. 361 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:57,280 Some people go to bars, I go to Terminal 2 at the airport. 362 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,120 "There are too many foreigners in France." I don't think so. 363 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,360 I can say "call me" in 17 different languages. 364 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,480 Thank you. 365 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,320 Ladies and gentlemen, the final contestant. 366 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,000 Antek! 367 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,520 Sixty seconds go fast. 368 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,960 You step out on stage and it's already over. 369 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,400 You've just got time for a few quick jokes. 370 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,880 I hope I can surprise them. 371 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:26,840 ANTEK 33 YEARS OLD 372 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,520 I don't know what vibe I give off, but a lot of people tell me, 373 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,720 "You look like a winner." 374 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,840 It seems I have an advantage in the looks department. Sorry! 375 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,360 My name is Antek. It's not a very common name. 376 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:45,120 There are only two famous Anteks, me and a porn star in Poland. 377 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,000 If you look me up online, 378 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,520 just remember that's a mic in front of my mouth. 379 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:56,960 Since a lot of people will be watching, I'd like to talk about my charity. 380 00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:00,640 I'm the ambassador for the charity for Ed Sheeran's cousin's lookalikes. 381 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:06,400 If you like folk music and redheads, give me a call. 382 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,040 Thanks for your attention. 383 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,400 Well done, Antek. 384 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,920 I really like Antek. 385 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:17,080 Ramzy, what are your final thoughts on our 12 contestants? 386 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,280 We've already got some favorites. 387 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:24,320 I don't know who'll make it to the end. I think they're all great. 388 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,760 Did you like 60 Seconds? 389 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,080 Yes! 390 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,320 Great. 391 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,320 Thanks so much. Have a great evening! 392 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,480 -Thanks. Bye. -Bye. 393 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,880 This is crazy. We were here 25 years ago. 394 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,040 We used to tell each other jokes, 395 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,320 and, all of a sudden, we were performing on stage. 396 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,880 I remember my mom was sitting there. 397 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,120 Oh, yeah! She had her legs spread open. 398 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,360 I shouldn't have said that. Sorry. 399 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,760 No, it wasn't her. It was your dad. 400 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,680 That stuck with me. 401 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:15,320 You didn't like the fact that he wore skirts. 402 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,920 He said he was Scottish. 403 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,800 He's Algerian. 404 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,120 He just wanted to show his balls during the show. 405 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,840 Habib from Scotland? Yeah, right. 406 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,160 Don't laugh at that. 407 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,200 That's how that whole thing started… 408 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:38,880 Now, you say it like it's cool, but at the time, you were like, "No!" 409 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,720 I remember my mom came in, 410 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:53,000 walked straight up, stood in front of us, and said, 411 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,240 "You make people laugh?" 412 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,560 Typical parents! 413 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,080 GREENROOM - STAGE 414 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:07,040 The whiteboard. I'd come in like this, I'd take it. 415 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,760 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 416 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,280 We're going to explain a word to you. 417 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,680 We don't know what that word is. 418 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,480 Tonight's word is… 419 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,160 -Carthaginian! -No, look, Éric. 420 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,240 C-A-R-T-R-A-G-T. 421 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,560 -Carte Blanche. -Carte Blanche. 422 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,400 It's time for Carte Blanche. 423 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,200 Having carte blanche won't fill an empty wallet. 424 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,680 -Coming up next. -Carte Blanche. n empty wallet.