1 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:05,400 COMEDY CLASS BY ERIC AND RAMZY 2 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,440 The first challenge is Carte Blanche. 3 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:21,640 We've seen five acts so far, and some of them did pretty well. 4 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,200 -Like Antek. -And Anne Boissard. 5 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,800 Some of them have struggled. Appoline has been issued a warning. 6 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:31,040 Let me remind you of the rules, which originated in the States 7 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,520 -since this show-- -By the States. 8 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,960 was invented in Wisconsin. 9 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:37,040 After two warnings, you'll go home to your sister. 10 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,320 All right, we have seven more acts to discover. 11 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:43,400 -Seven more opportunities to laugh. -Let's see if anyone else gets a warning. 12 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:47,360 We can issue warnings live, or at the end, if we're unsure. 13 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:48,320 Let's go! 14 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,760 Ladies and gentlemen, Enzo Ricci! 15 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,680 Enzo Ricci! 16 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,280 This is the beginning. It's do or die. 17 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,480 My first objective is to avoid getting a warning. 18 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,000 I want to build momentum as the challenges go on. 19 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,640 If you play, you play to win. It's the only way. 20 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,840 Yes, ladies and gentlemen. 21 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,200 ENZO RICCI 27 YEARS OLD 22 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,080 I'm so happy to be here. 23 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,760 Welcome. I'm thrilled. I love butts. 24 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,800 I love butts. 25 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,440 Male or female, doesn't matter. 26 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,040 For me, it's what's inside that… 27 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,240 They have to be human. 28 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:35,400 I saw my neighbor's cat this morning. I didn't say, "I'd smash that." 29 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,880 I did some self-reflection. 30 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,080 Every time I've seen a butt, I've had a great time. 31 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,480 I've laughed, I've made love, or I've said something like, 32 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,400 "Grandpa, you're so dumb!" 33 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,080 Butts create a fun atmosphere. 34 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:55,360 When you wake up one morning and see your roommate's butt, you smile. 35 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,600 There's no attraction, but there's a suggestion. 36 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,600 If someone bends down in the street and I see their butt, 37 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,440 it's like them saying, "Have a great day!" 38 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:03,400 That's… 39 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,920 Butts make you happy. 40 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,760 Why do hospital gowns open at the back? 41 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,400 To give the patient hope. 42 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:14,000 "Sure, I have cancer, but seeing Gisèle's ass gives me hope." 43 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,600 I want to invent pants that open at the back. 44 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,760 If someone's depressed, you just say, "Come on, cheer up." 45 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,280 Butts are generous. No, I'm not done with the topic. 46 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,680 You can't see your own butt. It's for others. 47 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,640 My butt. Your pleasure. 48 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,800 That's why we look at other people's butts. It's fine. 49 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,240 As long as it only lasts half a second and you move on. 50 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,960 Sometimes I look at a woman's butt, and I'm scared I'll get caught, 51 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:45,760 so I look at a guy's ass, and I go way overboard. I'm like… 52 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,480 My guy! 53 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:48,520 Nice. 54 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:55,320 That's why when you see your own butt, you're happy. 55 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:59,080 You never see it, but then you get out of the shower, naked, 56 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,440 walk in front of a mirror, and think, 57 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,240 "I'd do me." 58 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,560 Each person has their own stance. 59 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,400 Some are like this, or like this. 60 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,080 I'm a purist though. Insane. 61 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,120 Thanks for having me, folks. 62 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,800 -Well done. -Well done. 63 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:27,320 For me, that was perfect. 64 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,320 -The pacing, the jokes. -Mastery. 65 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,000 -The energy. -The energy. 66 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,280 The topic. 67 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,320 Jokes about butts aren't normally my thing. 68 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,480 But I loved it. 69 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:41,320 It was subtle. You could have said "ass," but it would have changed everything. 70 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,480 You said "butt," 71 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,000 which is cute. 72 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,520 The cat part was absurd. 73 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,440 There are so many layers to your comedy. 74 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:53,200 -We can tell that you're ready. -He's good. 75 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,720 -I like his maturity. -I love his vibe. 76 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,960 -Great vibes. -Very good. 77 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,240 -Thank you so much. -Well done, Enzo. Awesome. 78 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,080 Thank you. Let's hear it for butts! 79 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,440 He's leaving, everyone's looking at his butt. Did you? 80 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:07,480 Not at all. 81 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,440 Still got it! 82 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,760 -He nailed it. -Damn. 83 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,720 We have our winner, let's stop now. 84 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,120 Very strong, very confident. 85 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,480 Very charming. He can get away with anything. 86 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,400 Everything was great. 87 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:25,840 I gave him my business card and said, "Call me." 88 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,800 I'd buy him anything at Apple, that's how much I like him. 89 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,360 -Not one of your five a day. -Nice. 90 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,240 I'm impressed. 91 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,920 -By the level? -Yeah. 92 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,760 They picked great contestants. 93 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,120 They picked a good audience too. 94 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,840 I know what I'm doing. 95 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,560 Up next, it's Camille Fievez. 96 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:58,560 CAMILLE FIEVEZ 36 YEARS OLD 97 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:02,960 I was told not to talk about sex. It's not the right tone for the show. 98 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:06,200 I'll do my best, but I couldn't come here 99 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,720 and not talk about my pussy. 100 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,080 Let's go! 101 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,760 I'm testing a new menstrual cup. 102 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:17,040 A German brand. 103 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,000 It's not like the French ones. 104 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,320 You need to insert it much further. 105 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,480 You need to insert it all the way up to the Schudengubelbe. 106 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:28,600 You have to be careful, because it can irritate the Geffenwehstuffen. 107 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:32,000 And over time, wreck my huge pussy. 108 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,840 So, I achieved something amazing this year. 109 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,920 I became a mom. 110 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,120 Yeah, thank you. 111 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:41,760 No, no. 112 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,720 Don't applaud. 113 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,680 I might have created a serial killer. 114 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,720 I'm terrified of having a second child. 115 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,040 I'm afraid I'd prefer it. 116 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:57,480 I mean, it's pretty likely. I don't like the first one much. 117 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,080 I really don't want to be pregnant again. 118 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,120 Because I love alcohol. 119 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,680 That was the hardest part of my pregnancy. 120 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,200 Not being able to mix drinks. 121 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:15,240 It's a myth that you can't drink during pregnancy. 122 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,800 You just can't drink too much. 123 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,680 Only drink when you're thirsty. 124 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,920 Or at a party. 125 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,120 That's it. 126 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:27,000 Please laugh, I really need the €50,000. 127 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:32,640 I was just contacted by a cousin I didn't even know I had. 128 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,360 He's having issues in Nigeria. I really need to help him out. 129 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,280 Thank you, that's all from me. 130 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,040 Yeah! 131 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,440 Camille Fievez. 132 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,400 -Well done, Camille. -So, if we really break it down… 133 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:50,840 What did you think about the pussy part? 134 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:54,280 I loved the alcohol part. 135 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,960 You were so at ease talking about alcohol. 136 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:01,880 Everything you did in that last third was spot on, really well done. 137 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:03,160 I was more open to it. 138 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,600 I think you could pull anything off if you're relaxed. 139 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,640 I was terrified. 140 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,640 I could tell, actually. 141 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:14,680 I'm very sensitive. I have a high IQ, high emotional intelligence. 142 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:15,800 Both types. 143 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,760 -You're just high. -Mind if I go smoke? 144 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:22,040 I think that mindset is essential for this style of comedy, 145 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,040 which really makes me laugh, unlike him. 146 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,280 He's "refined." 147 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,760 He needs Voltaire. 148 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,400 You have a comic aura. 149 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,440 There's something about you. 150 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,200 We want to laugh with you. 151 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:39,520 But for me, potty humor, pussy jokes, it's kind of basic. 152 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:42,320 It makes kids laugh. 153 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:46,120 I've moved on to other topics. 154 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,080 I'm still at the anal stage. 155 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,400 You know how to talk to us. 156 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,880 What about you, big guy? 157 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,840 I think it works. It works with your character. 158 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:59,840 I completely disagree with Éric. 159 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,720 -I'm with you. -I didn't agree with me either. 160 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:06,480 Either way, there's debate, there's discussion, it's interesting. 161 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,960 That's what we like on this show. That's why people watch. 162 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,440 -It's Season five. -They love these debates. 163 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,680 -Thank you, Camille. -Well done. 164 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:23,040 All these so-called edgy topics that aren't actually anything new, 165 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:23,960 she's lost me. 166 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,240 You're going too far. 167 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,440 She said "pussy" twice. 168 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:31,080 If she manages to relax, she'll be able to tell more jokes about… 169 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,320 Her p*** 170 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,760 She said it in her act. Why censor me and not her? 171 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,200 You can only say it five times. 172 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,000 -What about huge p*** -Four. 173 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,920 -How many times have I said it? -Ten. 174 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,000 Only use the best p*** 175 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:46,200 -Only the best. -You're the one choosing. 176 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,000 -The best p*** -Huge p***, greatest hits. 177 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,400 It's time for Tristan Pierre. 178 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,760 Tristan Pierre. 179 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,920 If I think "competition," I see myself in the finale. 180 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,480 It's not up to me, though. 181 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,320 It's time to show what makes me special. 182 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,400 TRISTAN PIERRE 183 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,240 I can't wait to make the audience laugh. 184 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,160 You too. 185 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,480 Because you're watching the show. 186 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,160 I want to make you laugh too. 187 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,080 TRISTAN PIERRE 2 188 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,160 He's taking his time. 189 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,320 If you pronounce "challenge" with a French accent, 190 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,040 do you do the same with "parking"? 191 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,440 Good evening. 192 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,280 Not bad. 193 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,720 I liked that. I'll do it again. 194 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,920 Unemployment. 195 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,520 You know who never had that issue? 196 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:30,680 Steve Jobs. 197 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,480 Good evening. 198 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,720 I usually save the best till last. 199 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,320 I'm going to start with my ex. 200 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,040 Boring, dirty, ugly. 201 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,480 Like Grenoble. That's right. 202 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,840 And I prefer Grenoble. 203 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,280 Because in Grenoble, 204 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,840 you know where to find the g… spot. 205 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,880 I'm not the only one. Studies show 206 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,440 that 99% of men don't know where Grenoble is. 207 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,840 I can see a few of you thinking, 208 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:08,040 "He's talking rubbish. I know exactly where the g-spot is." 209 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,040 Shut up, Alphonse. You're no good in bed. 210 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,080 Just like the rest of us. 211 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,000 What's your name? 212 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,000 Your name is Alphonse now. 213 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,160 And Alphonses are bad in bed. 214 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:21,000 Alphonses and Tristans. We're a team. We're bad in bed together. 215 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,240 Individually. 216 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,960 Individually. 217 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,520 In 2015, my doctor said, "You know, Tristan…" 218 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,520 I was very small. 219 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,240 He said, "You know, Tristan, 220 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:49,680 "when you're done growing, you'll be at least 1.80m tall." 221 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,080 We're stuck in 2015, then. 222 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,600 Yes! 223 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,640 Good job. 224 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,000 Well done, Tristan. 225 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,920 I got a ticket to New York. I was at The Comedy Store. 226 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,320 So true. It was like being in New York. 227 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,840 Don't take this the wrong way. I mean this as a compliment. 228 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,440 I thought it was complete nonsense. 229 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,920 And I loved it. 230 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,360 I have nothing else to add. 231 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,200 Come back soon. 232 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,520 Thank you. 233 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,400 For me, you have something unique. 234 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,800 It's awesome. 235 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:34,160 You manage to make people laugh in less than 30 seconds. 236 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,600 I love that style of comedy with absurd ideas 237 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,560 that come out of nowhere, totally random. 238 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,120 I loved everything about what you did. 239 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,400 -So good. -You're so good. 240 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:48,560 Ladies and gentlemen, Tristan Pierre! 241 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,680 -I loved it. -He's my type of comic. 242 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,360 It's the first time we've seen someone better than us. 243 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,760 -Really? We see that every day. -No, we've seen that before, yeah. 244 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,880 Online. 245 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,120 No. Oh yeah. 246 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,200 Careful, Ramzy thinks you're serious. 247 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,560 I can tell. He's taking it at face value. 248 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,360 -No, today was the first time. -Every time I say something, 249 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,040 you make fun of me. It's annoying. 250 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,600 -No, what's wrong with you? -So… 251 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,440 Okay, time for the next contestant. 252 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:23,280 I'm stressed that I could get a warning. 253 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,960 I don't want to leave. 254 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,840 I've been watching the other acts. 255 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,400 They're so good. 256 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,080 It's a lot of pressure. 257 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,160 I'm so happy to be here. 258 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:43,360 I used to be a lawyer, but I quit because it was too hard… 259 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,760 VIOLAINE HENRY 38 YEARS OLD 260 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,200 …to make the judges laugh. 261 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,280 One day in court, I told a joke to a judge. 262 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,640 She said, "That was criminal." 263 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,120 I said, "No, it's a pun." 264 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,760 I knew I had to quit. 265 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,680 I couldn't make a living from stand-up right away. 266 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,560 I had to find another job. 267 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,960 I decided to teach French at middle school. 268 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,480 As a substitute teacher. 269 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:09,720 At the interview, given my career, they asked, "Why do you want this job?" 270 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,520 I said, "Not for the salary!" 271 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,160 They said, "Interesting." 272 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,320 "You start tomorrow." 273 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,840 In Seine-Saint-Denis. 274 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,120 I arrived at the reception, 275 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,320 and they said, "Are you the hall monitor?" 276 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,600 I said, "No, I'm a teacher." 277 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,760 They said I didn't have the right style. 278 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,560 I said, "What style do teachers have?" 279 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,400 "That's the thing. None." 280 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,680 I went to my classroom where my students were waiting. 281 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,040 There were 30 of them. 282 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:41,520 I was happy. An audience of 30. You don't get that every night in Paris. 283 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,440 Their level of French was awful. 284 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,400 One error per word. The stats are clear. 285 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,280 I was already used to the stats. 286 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,880 I mentioned I was a lawyer. 287 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,360 I read police reports. 288 00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:00,680 At every staff meeting there was a slightly judgmental teacher. 289 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,960 "This student makes a lot of mistakes. They have no future." 290 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,160 I said, "Yes they do." 291 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,120 "Aubervilliers police station, 292 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,920 "Saint-Denis police station." 293 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,120 There was always a teacher who said, "That kid's violent." 294 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,240 Fine, he can join the riot police. Problem solved. 295 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,160 Thanks for listening to me. 296 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:23,240 Thank you and well done. I thought it was quite classic. 297 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,280 You didn't challenge me at any point. 298 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,960 It was comfortable humor. 299 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:31,320 If it's originality we're after, 300 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,440 we won't find it here. 301 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,640 You could be more unpredictable in the way you tell us things. 302 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:41,480 Try to shake up your timing to explore new territory. 303 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,840 You might even surprise yourself. 304 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,080 I can't wait to see what happens next. 305 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,400 It'll help me understand where you're headed, 306 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,280 whether you get a second wind 307 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,760 or stick with these classic topics. 308 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,720 You challenged me just enough. 309 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,600 Violaine, well done and thank you. 310 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,440 I really enjoyed it, 311 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,920 but the feedback was tough to hear. 312 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,360 It was constructive, but I might have a warning in store. 313 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,840 -She's not far from a warning. -She's very young. 314 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,040 -Know what I mean? If she… -We get that. 315 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,080 Fuck you guys. 316 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,560 -"Why did they invite me?" -Why? 317 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,880 I like adult humor, I told you. 318 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,160 -40 years old. -If it's to laugh at babies… 319 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,400 Comedy is either funny or not funny. 320 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,760 Stop it. I'm on his side now. 321 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,640 Hold on, we need to get… 322 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,200 On my side 323 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,160 He's on my side now 324 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,000 I don't think he's being sincere 325 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,120 But for now he's on my side 326 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,520 This isn't normal 327 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,280 You don't want to get involved. Stop sulking. 328 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,640 We just met. For 15 years, I only hung out with you. 329 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,640 You wouldn't let me meet him. 330 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:56,000 There's a real chemistry between us, and you're sulking. 331 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,720 I'm imagining that I'm a contestant waiting to come on, 332 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,440 listening to your dumbass jokes. 333 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,600 Well, fuck. Let's go! 334 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,280 Dudley, ladies and gentlemen. 335 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,840 It's happening. 336 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,240 The goal is to win. 337 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,880 €50,000 just like that? We want it. 338 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,120 I'm ready as never before. Let's do this. 339 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,120 DUDLEY 28 YEARS OLD 340 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,200 Good evening! 341 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,480 Yeah! 342 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,160 Something happened to me last year. 343 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,240 I fell in love. 344 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:25,160 It gave me this weird feeling in my stomach. Dragonflies. 345 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,960 I do things that used to disgust me. 346 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,800 We wear matching clothes. 347 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,480 It wasn't enough. 348 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,760 Now, I wear her clothes. 349 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,280 I look so pretty in a skirt. 350 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,120 To tell you the truth, 351 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,240 I don't know if we're really together. 352 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,360 The thing is… We don't know. 353 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:44,800 It's 2025. 354 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:49,440 If you're old enough to remember when France used francs, 355 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,920 you'd kiss someone, you'd get married. 356 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,080 Know what I mean? 357 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,760 It's different now. 358 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:58,600 You can be in a relationship with someone who's already with someone, 359 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,080 who's already with someone else. 360 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:09,880 After a while, I had to tell her I was in love with her. 361 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,000 I sent a text message for the first time. 362 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:16,320 In my day, you paid per character. 363 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,320 Back then, it was brutal. You have it easy now. 364 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,320 "What?" "Too funny." "That's not what I meant. xD" 365 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:27,280 You use asterisks. They're expensive. 366 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,400 I remember sending a message. 367 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,760 I took my phone, feeling confident. 368 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,960 I said, "Hey, Barbara." 369 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,360 Such an expensive name. 370 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,440 "Do you want to go out with me?" 371 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,280 You know what she said? 372 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,160 "No." 373 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,880 She just wrote the "N." At least give me the "o"! 374 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,120 I gave you my heart, give me the "o"! I deserve it! 375 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,680 Thank you for your attention. 376 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,200 -Well done, Dudley. -Well done. 377 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,000 While I was watching you, I thought, 378 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,360 "The delivery is great, but it lacks substance." 379 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,360 -I understand. -If you dig a little deeper, 380 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,680 you could really take off. 381 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,400 -Thank you. -Well done, Dudley. 382 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,920 -Wait, wait, wait! -Thank you. 383 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,080 You are a great storyteller. 384 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,880 You've got our attention, now add some depth. 385 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,120 Okay, bye. 386 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,560 -You were great. -Well done. 387 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,600 Wait, Dudley! 388 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,520 Wait, it's not over. 389 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,600 Ramzy, what did you want to say? 390 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,840 I can't wait to see you again, I hope you sort out your message. 391 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:29,920 And your hair. 392 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,080 -That's it. Pow! -Thank you, Dudley. 393 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:37,960 -Wait! -Wait, wait, wait! 394 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,160 One last thing before you leave. 395 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:43,040 -Your pants… -Your pants are too short. 396 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,400 Sort them out too. 397 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,960 -If you can sort them out… -Sort it all out. 398 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:52,160 Sort it all out and you'll be great. You can go all the way. 399 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,360 Bye, Dudley. You're the best. 400 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,800 -I liked… -All the "wait!" jokes? 401 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,160 They were good. 402 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,960 -Were they? -Wait, of course they were. 403 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,240 -His delivery is great. -So good. 404 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,640 He's great to watch. He's special. 405 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,720 If he manages to add some layers, if he adds some tomatoes, 406 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:13,080 makes us a nice sandwich worth 20 bucks, he could go all the way. 407 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,400 If he comes back with the same kind of set… 408 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,800 Warning. 409 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,360 Poulet de Feu! 410 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,520 Carte Blanche feels like my first day at school. 411 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,120 I'd hate to get a warning on the first challenge. 412 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,320 POULET DE FEU 25 YEARS OLD 413 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,360 People often ask me what I did before stand-up. 414 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,840 Were you the prized garden gnome 415 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,360 in some old person's collection? 416 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,640 I used to look like this. 417 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,800 Actually, I did Nordic studies. 418 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,040 I dedicated five years of my life 419 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:56,640 to learning Swedish, Danish, Icelandic, and Norwegian. 420 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,080 After five years, 421 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,240 I learned that all these countries speak English extremely well 422 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,800 so I'd need to do something else. 423 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,360 I use Swedish in furniture stores 424 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,280 and translate furniture names for strangers. 425 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,200 I go up behind them like, 426 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,480 "Sorry for interrupting." 427 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,160 "It's pronounced 'Vitsjö.'" 428 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,800 "Sjö," yeah, that's hard. 429 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,080 It means "white lake." Have a nice day. 430 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,120 Enough. 431 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,320 Not long ago, I went to Iceland to practice my Icelandic a little. 432 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,440 It was so cool. I went to the pool. 433 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,080 But in Iceland, there's nowhere to get changed. 434 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,440 I went in and there were no changing rooms. 435 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:47,600 I saw a sign which said, in Icelandic, "Take all your clothes off." 436 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:52,280 I got naked, took a shower, and a woman said, 437 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,120 "You go first." 438 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,040 "Kids." 439 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,280 "I'll join you." 440 00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:02,040 I thought, "I really hope I understood that sign." 441 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,120 I could hear them coming in and I turned towards them. 442 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,440 I never thought I'd say this, 443 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,240 but I was so happy to see naked children. 444 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,080 Thank you for having me. 445 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:16,920 -Poulet de Feu. -Thanks. 446 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,040 Poulet de Feu, Chicken on Fire. 447 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,040 -What should I call you? -Élise. 448 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,520 Élise. Simple. 449 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,640 You have great energy. 450 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:29,080 You can be a little crazier with your writing. 451 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,960 With your personality, you can pull it off. 452 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:36,440 The whole Norwegian and Swedish thing, I didn't really go all in. 453 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,000 -You hate those countries. -You never go anywhere. 454 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:43,920 I didn't really get into it, but you were an excellent comedian 455 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,560 and I'm looking forward to your next set. 456 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,800 I loved your 60 Seconds round. 457 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,600 It was crazy. 458 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,480 This was pretty conventional. 459 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,200 -So personally, I'm disappointed. -Okay. 460 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,160 -Sorry. -No worries. Thank you. 461 00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,880 -Bye, Élise. -See you, Élise. 462 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,920 -Thank you, well done! -Well done! 463 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,920 -You're tough. -What you said was harsh. 464 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,840 Yeah, but it's what I thought. 465 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,320 -I did too. -Same. 466 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,360 -We were all disappointed. -It's hard to say. 467 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,520 -Yeah, it's… -I was such a Judas, 468 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,240 saying, "I love you." 469 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,320 Like DuPont de Ligonnès. 470 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,280 -He did that too. -"Goodnight!" You're next. 471 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,320 She's being so normal after starting out so over-the-top. 472 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,360 It doesn't work. 473 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,200 She turns up with her red hair… 474 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,360 I expect a certain kind of humor, one I really like. 475 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,960 It's hard to get them on board. 476 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,920 -I love poulet, you love feu. -I love poulet. 477 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,280 I like couscous. 478 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,200 Same. 479 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,400 Couscous is literally chicken. 480 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,600 -Really? -Of course. 481 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,120 -It's not semolina… -"Couscous" in Arabic means "chicken." 482 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,000 I'm learning. 483 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,960 Antony Giuliani, are you ready? 484 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,920 -Come on, Antony. -Your turn, Antony. 485 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,120 The challenges have started. Now we can get warnings. 486 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,440 It's funny, but I don't feel like I'm taking a risk. 487 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,680 I'm taking them all down. 488 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,880 Hey, Éric, Ramzy, Joco. 489 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,280 ANTONY GIULIANI 30 YEARS OLD 490 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,440 I'm so dumb. I'm a real idiot. 491 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,840 I swear I'm a moron. 492 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,200 I dropped out of high school three weeks before graduation. 493 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,400 I said, "Go on without me, I'll just slow you down." 494 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,400 I know my vocabulary isn't great. 495 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:27,040 I can tell because my sentences are too short. 496 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,600 I can see that people are waiting for the rest of the sentence, 497 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,400 but I'm done. 498 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,000 Let me give you some advice. I've developed some techniques. 499 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,920 In conversations, when there are words I don't understand, 500 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,200 so that no one notices, 501 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,000 I act like they're the one who's wrong. 502 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:49,040 It works. They're like, "Paris is being gentrified." 503 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,440 I'm like, "I can't let you say that." 504 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,400 "No." 505 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,360 They say, "It is, technocrats are controlling the country." 506 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,480 "You're going off-topic." 507 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,080 Sometimes I try out stuff randomly. 508 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,240 "Well, those technocrats…" 509 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,320 Yeah. 510 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,400 I know I struggle to express myself. 511 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,440 That being said, I don't know why, when I'm flirting, 512 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,200 my brain is at its best. 513 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,160 Guys know what I'm talking about. 514 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,200 There's nothing stupider than when guys hang out. 515 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,800 If you add a couple of women, 516 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,840 I swear, they turn into philosophers. 517 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,640 "She's right, the planet is burning, because we're playing with fire." 518 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,960 You? 519 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,800 Two minutes ago, he was lighting a fire with his ass. "Guys, look!" 520 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,520 "It's taking! It's burning me a bit." 521 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,240 "€10 and I'll keep going." 522 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,480 Us guys are morons with huge potential. 523 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:48,040 We should harness it to improve society. 524 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,080 Imagine being in high school, your teacher comes over and says, 525 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,120 "Jérémie, if you get a good grade, I'll suck your dick." 526 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,280 Can you imagine the line at the library? 527 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,760 "Let me in, Mrs. Berthier's going to suck my dick." 528 00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,680 Can you imagine? 529 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,520 I mean, some people became president doing that. 530 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,680 You're laughing, but it's true when you think about it. 531 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,720 Thanks, guys. 532 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,080 Well done! 533 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,640 -So good. -Fantastic! 534 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,920 -What a comedian. That was great. Wow. -Thank you very much. 535 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,560 -Stay here, let's have a little chat. -That was great. 536 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,120 It was so great to watch. 537 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,560 That was so effortless, it almost seemed too short. 538 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,320 -Everything's easy for him. -Your style… 539 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,800 I love the shirt, the shoes… He did mean fashion, right? 540 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,640 -I love your smile. -Great teeth. 541 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,760 -Thanks, man. -So funny. Great. 542 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,080 -You were fantastic, well done. -Nothing to add. 543 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,040 That was Antony Giuliani, ladies and gentlemen. 544 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,200 You'll be hearing a lot about him. 545 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,400 -We'll see him again. -We'll see him again, believe me. 546 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,920 I'll remember him! 547 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,640 -We want to keep Antony in. -We want to keep him. 548 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,280 -I want to keep him for myself. -For fun? 549 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,440 No, for comedy. 550 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,560 To spend time with him. "What are you up to?" 551 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,240 -"I'll come by your place." -Have him. 552 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,880 Okay, he's mine. 553 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,720 It looks like that's it. It's over. 554 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,720 -It's over. -There's no one left, Ramzy. 555 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,640 Jonathan, what did you think of our young comedians? 556 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,000 They're very talented. 557 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,400 They're extremely talented. It's going to be a great season. 558 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,080 -In general, the level… -Pretty good. 559 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,040 We issue a warning when people aren't quite there. 560 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,360 Appoline has a warning. 561 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:33,440 Now, we're going to issue some warnings to the acts who disappointed us. 562 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,720 I'm trying not to think about the warnings, but it's hard not to. 563 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,960 There's so much pressure. 564 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:45,360 They were really positive about me, my timing, but not my actual performance. 565 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,800 Definitely a warning there. 566 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,560 -I'd give them a chance. -Give them a chance. but not my actual performance.