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COMEDY CLASS BY ÉRIC AND RAMZY

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Comedy Class is back
with the Absurd challenge.

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The talented Laura Felpin
is still here with us.

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I love her. I'm such a fan.

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-But we still have six comedians left.
-Six, wow.

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Two of them have a warning.
Poulet de Feu and Appoline.

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Mind you, a second warning
means ciao, bye-bye.

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We want the best of the best
for the next challenge, Black Comedy.

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Yes, but first, we want the best
of the best from the Absurd challenge.

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We just saw Camille, and I was wondering
whether she deserves a warning.

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-Does she deserve a warning?
-No.

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-No.
-No. Stop.

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No, the sketch was smart.

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It was funny, it was great.
I love your character.

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Thank you.

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-Well done!
-Bye, Camille.

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Bye!

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Their feedback was really nice.
I didn't expect that.

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We good?

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This means "okay." This means "let's go."

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-That means "bad."
-This means "no." This means "wait."

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Yeah, this means "stand by."

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This means "call me."

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This means "I'm crazy."

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-Okay. "I'm crazy."
-Or absurd.

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Exactly.

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-Ah…
-…nne.

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-Anne.
-Boissard.

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Anne Boissard to the stage.

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-Anne! Anne Boissard!
-Anne Boissard!

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ANNE BOISSARD
33 YEARS OLD

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Hello.

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-Hello.
-Hello.

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Is Éric Antoine here?

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-No? He's not coming?
-No.

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Okay. That's fine.

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-What show is this?
-Comedy Class.

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Comedy Class, of course. I knew that.

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What challenge is it?

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-Absurd.
-Absurd…

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If I'd known,
I'd have dressed accordingly.

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Sorry, I was working on a dance routine.

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-I'll show it to you anyway.
-Good.

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-Sound guy?
-Yes?

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I'll tell some jokes
and we'll take it from there.

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Let's stick to the plan.

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There was no plan.

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From the top. Three, four, music.

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What's this beat?

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The beat.

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Hey, sound guy, I have a joke.

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The last time I slept over
at a bald guy's house,

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I took a shower and there was shampoo.

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That cracked me up.

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Music.

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RAMEZI
I MISS YOU

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My parents tell me
how to raise my daughter,

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but look how I turned out.

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Absurd.

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I have a joke. It's hilarious.

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What did the sink… Wait.

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Let me focus.

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What did the sink say to the toilet?
"You look flushed!"

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I'm done.

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-That was brave.
-Well done, Anne Boissard!

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You're revealing more of yourself
each time you're on stage.

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You seem more relaxed.

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-What you attempted there was so daring.
-Yes.

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Your own comedy style shines through.
It's fantastic.

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It's a pleasure to see you flourish.

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Well done. I have nothing to add.
I loved it.

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I wanted to see even more.

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I wanted you to keep pulling things out
from inside you.

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What a weird thing to say.

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-I wanted to see…
-What did you want to see?

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-I can make edgy jokes.
-I see.

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If we do that, we get canceled.

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Anyway, well done. The idea was fantastic.
You're so funny.

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-Thank you.
-Well done, Anne.

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-I loved it.
-Come on, say it.

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I was happy. It was spot-on. It was good.

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It was…

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Come on. Be honest!

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-Don't be afraid to express yourself.
-It was incredible, crazy.

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-Incredible and crazy.
-Just like me.

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Are you having a good time?
This is cool, isn't it?

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Let's carry on with the Absurd challenge.

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Do you prefer Éric or Ramzy?
On three. One, two, three.

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Ramzy!

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I didn't think
they'd actually say anything.

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-Who said that?
-They all said, "Ramzy!"

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-Really? You prefer Ramzy?
-I heard Ramzy.

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Yeah, me too.

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That's normal.

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I prefer Ramzy, too.

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Me too.

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Antek, ladies and gentlemen!

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I've never been this motivated.

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What I'm doing today is pretty risky.

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Either it'll go well,
or I'll get a warning.

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ANTEK
33 YEARS OLD

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Here's your risotto, sir.

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I asked for a coffee.

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Yeah, well, it's the same thing.

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Does this situation seem familiar?

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Have you ever found yourself
looking for a solution?

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With no ideas?

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No charisma?

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And no pants?

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Music!

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Hi, I'm Antek, founder and CEO of EIE,

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Enough Is Enough!

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Today in France, more than 300 million
people go to restaurants every day.

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They order a rare steak,
but are served a well-done steak.

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Enough Is Enough!

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Every three minutes,
more than 14.6% of the world's population

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go to the hairdresser's just for a trim
and leave with a well-done steak.

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Enough Is Enough!

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Yeah.

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Enough Is Enough.
The solution that can change your life.

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I could give you
millions of examples like these.

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Millions.

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Here, for example…

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You, sir!

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Do you let people walk all over you?

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-Do you struggle to assert yourself?
-Not really.

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You're saved now.

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You used to be a piece of shit.

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But now, you're not,
thanks to Enough Is Enough.

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Enough Is Enough!

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It's the philosophy
that packs a real punch…

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to the face.

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Enough Is Enough. Why wait? Join us now.

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Join us.

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Join our family
so we can all say together…

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Enough Is Enough!

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Enough Is Enough!

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Enough Is Enough!

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Enough Is Enough!

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Well done.

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Well done.

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-I bet you loved that.
-It's right up my alley.

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I bet you loved it.

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Thanks for the sketch.

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I really appreciated how original it was.

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It wasn't a classic stand-up show
with the usual punchlines.

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Not at all.

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I loved it.

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-It was maybe a bit long.
-Yeah.

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-The "Enough Is Enough" concept.
-I think you also had had enough.

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-You'd had enough.
-Yeah.

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-I'd give him a warning.
-But it was amazing.

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That makes no sense.

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-Well done, I loved it.
-Thanks, everyone.

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Bye! Thanks!

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-Antek's sketch was great.
-Yeah.

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-Good job.
-It was cool.

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I don't have much feedback,
I just loved it.

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-Shut up.
-No, you shut up.

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You shut up right now.

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I'm not scared. We women aren't scared.
Shut up.

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Let's move on to the next contestant,
Violaine Henry.

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I'm really stressed because
the stakes are high with this challenge.

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The possibility of getting a warning
puts a huge amount of pressure,

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because I could go home.

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VIOLAINE HENRY
38 YEARS OLD

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My neighbor is so stingy.

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He's subscribed
to an online video platform with ads.

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Coming soon on Video Stream…

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The blockbuster film,
In Search of the Clitoris.

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A thrilling adventure.

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Violaine, be careful.
The vegetation is super thick.

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Definitely a feminist.
It's hairier than a woolly mammoth.

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Breathtaking action.

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Put the vibrator down, Jimmy!

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You have a family and kids.
Don't mess with me!

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-Relax. It doesn't have any batteries.
-It doesn't?

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In Search of the Clitoris,
exclusively on Video Stream.

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The streaming platform is amazing
because it has international movies.

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So I signed up.

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That's all from me, thank you!

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Violaine Henry, I didn't get it.

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Not at all.

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When you subscribe to a free version,
it comes with ads.

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Violaine played the ads.

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She was showing the trailers
that ran on the platform.

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Okay.

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It's true that the beginning was so fast
that we didn't hear it.

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I figured it out right away
because I'm smart.

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-But…
-It went completely over my head.

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As Laure just said…

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-My name is Laura.
-Laura.

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-I didn't hear…
-Laure, seriously?

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-What?
-Ramzette.

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-It's Anne-Laure.
-Anne-Laure.

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I completely missed it, sorry.

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They didn't hear half of it.
They don't have their…

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My hearing aid was off! Too funny!

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-Well done.
-Thanks, Violaine.

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That was tough to do.
They didn't get it at all.

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I know I'll get a warning. It's obvious.

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-Violaine was disappointing.
-Yeah, that didn't work.

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She's performing for herself,
not for others.

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Just coasting along.

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Our other acts have potential,
so this won't cut it.

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There are only three left.

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Who's your favorite so far?

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Enzo!

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-Enzo is good.
-The first guy?

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-Antek.
-Yeah, Antek.

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-Enzo.
-Who?

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-Poulet de Feu.
-She was great.

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We have another strong contender.

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It's Tristan Pierre!

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Absurd humor is my thing.

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That can raise expectations.
It's a lot of pressure.

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I need to show
that I can get to the final.

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€50,000 is a pretty big deal!

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Good evening.

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TRISTAN PIERRE
25 YEARS OLD

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There are 26 letters in the alphabet.
I counted them.

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That's the perfect number
to coin all the words.

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You're laughing, but imagine if tomorrow
the "J" no longer existed.

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We'd say "bon'our" instead of "bonjour."

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"Hi, 'Ulien, are you coming
to 'udo class today?"

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"No, it's 'u'itsu today."

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"My bad. When is 'ymnastics?"

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-"You can't spell."
-"No."

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See? It's a nightmare.
Imagine, no more "J."

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You know Jul, right?
Like Jul says, "The 'J'…"

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-"Is the 'S'."
-You fuckers.

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So, imagine a world with no "J"
and no "S."

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How would the French Resistance
have protected Jews with no "J"

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from the SS with no "S"?

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-"Be careful, David. They're after you."
-"Who?"

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"The…"

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-"Who?"
-"The…"

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"I can see them, 'ust over there."

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-"Who is it?"
-"Run."

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"They after you!"

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"The 'ews!"

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"Run."

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-"Go 'outh."
-"Where?"

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"You know, north, ea't, 'outh, we't.

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"Come with me, my child."

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-"Where are we going, Dad?"
-"'Outh."

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-"Where?"
-"Don't a'k que'tion', 'Eba'tien."

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Thanks, bye.

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Well done!

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That worked so well. Fantastic.

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I felt you were a little less engaged
than last time.

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I agree, Éric.

253
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:52,360
It wasn't what I wanted to see from him,
but as the sketch went on…

254
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:59,400
In my opinion, it was…
Hats off to you, sir.

255
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,920
-Seriously, well done. It was so funny.
-Yes.

256
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,160
-I mean it.
-I could watch it again.

257
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,960
-I laughed a lot.
-I would laugh again.

258
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,920
-What am I even saying?
-Yeah.

259
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,920
-I'm out of my mind.
-You're blown away.

260
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,920
-Well done, Tristan.
-Great stuff, honestly.

261
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,120
-Well done, Tristan!
-Thank you.

262
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,440
Honestly, I was dying with laughter.

263
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:26,200
I disagree, that was a half-assed attempt.

264
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,080
I don't think he would deserve a warning.

265
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,400
His Carte Blanche made us laugh so hard.

266
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,880
Okay, but that's like expecting
all your movies to be good.

267
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,800
That's not quite the case.

268
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,200
I'm kidding. Sorry, I feel bad.

269
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,000
-Welcome to Comedy Class. A Warning!
-You get a warning.

270
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:43,960
Get out of here.

271
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,440
ABSURD

272
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,000
Next up, Appoline!

273
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,720
I have a warning, so I can't mess this up.

274
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,760
It's really do or die.

275
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:54,760
APPOLINE
21 YEARS OLD

276
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,440
I'm so happy to be here.

277
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,800
I wanted to tell you right away
that I'm an open book.

278
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,680
That being said,
there are two people I hate.

279
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:06,320
They're actually here with us tonight.

280
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,160
I'm talking about my feet. My little feet.

281
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,200
My feet are so ugly
that they're on cigarette packets.

282
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,080
They make me uncomfortable and insecure,

283
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,760
but I'd still like to pay tribute to them.

284
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,520
So I wrote a song about them.

285
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:30,680
My little feet

286
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,440
Music!

287
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,840
They're twisted, they're hairy
Yeah, they're pretty scary

288
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:45,240
They're so cracked it makes me sick
No one will even give them a lick

289
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,400
They're gross, so many infections
Old and full of imperfections

290
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,080
Yes, of course

291
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,480
I'm talking about my feet
My feet, my feet!

292
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,080
Thank you.

293
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,560
-Thank you, Appoline.
-Of course.

294
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,240
My feet, my feet

295
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,880
That was absurd.

296
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,560
Is it the kind of absurd humor
that makes me laugh?

297
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:11,480
I'm not sure.

298
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:17,360
We were driving on an absurdity highway,
and I could see it all coming.

299
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,480
I wanted you to take me for a walk
down a little country lane.

300
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,720
-I don't know if I'm being clear.
-It's beautiful.

301
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,960
Even if it was absurd, weirdly enough,
I wasn't surprised.

302
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:30,200
-I don't know if it's…
-Mature enough.

303
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,320
How old are you?

304
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,680
-I'm 21.
-That's it. Damn, you're lucky.

305
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,000
One day, you'll be 34 and…

306
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,640
dealing with perimenopause.

307
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,600
Can't wait.

308
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,960
-Well done, Appoline.
-Thank you.

309
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,600
Thank you, Appoline.

310
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:53,520
I loved singing my bawdy song.
It's my country girl side coming out.

311
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:58,320
It's hard to know what's next
because the feedback wasn't great.

312
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,960
I don't know what they'll say.

313
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,320
I have mixed opinions about Appoline.

314
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,800
I think she deserves a warning.

315
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,960
She already has one, Éric.
If we give her another, she's going home.

316
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:14,240
I know, and that's why
we're gonna think about it,

317
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,480
but you'll need to convince me.

318
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:23,240
Our final act is one of our favorites
from the last round.

319
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,520
There's Julio Iglesias, and now there's…

320
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:29,320
He's handsome,
he's charismatic and hilarious.

321
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,440
-Antony…
-Giuliani!

322
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,720
Let's go.

323
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,960
I'm walking a fine line.
It could be amazing, or a total flop.

324
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,840
I don't want to get a warning.

325
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,200
It's not going to happen.

326
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,200
I hope not.

327
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:47,880
Wow!

328
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:52,320
ANTONY GIULIANI
30 YEARS OLD

329
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,320
I'm coming.

330
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:03,960
Okay.

331
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,160
Maybe I got carried away with my ideas.

332
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,640
I don't even know anything
about the Middle Ages.

333
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,080
Like…

334
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,960
Look at this guy, for example.
I asked him to come.

335
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,120
And here he is.

336
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,560
No idea what to do,
I swear on my mom's life.

337
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,200
Go for it, dude. Show off.

338
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,560
He won't stop.

339
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,440
Fuck, there's a band too. I forgot, sorry.

340
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,760
Okay.

341
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,080
Who are you guys again?

342
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,640
Boyz II Minstrel.

343
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,840
Boyz II Minstrel. I'm an idiot.

344
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,480
All right, let's go.

345
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,320
Can you play a little quieter, please?

346
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,040
Have you ever been on a date

347
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,600
and the lady doesn't look
like her portrait at all?

348
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,240
Crazy, bro.

349
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,400
In the portrait,
I see Eleanor of Aquitaine.

350
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,760
When I get there, it's Louis VI "the Fat."

351
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,200
Did you see Clovis' inauguration speech?

352
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,320
That pension reform thing was crazy.
So messed up.

353
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,360
-He wants us to work until…
-Stop!

354
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,160
How are you doing?

355
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,120
I've actually finished, I just can't move.

356
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,840
-Wow, Antony.
-Very bold.

357
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,200
All these props for just three jokes?

358
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,400
All that effort?

359
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,800
What you did was so bad,
but it totally worked.

360
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,360
The couple of jokes you told,
because there were only two…

361
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,080
Literally.

362
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,600
They were so funny.

363
00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,920
It's true! Honestly.

364
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,680
You need to have a lot of cojones
to do what you just did.

365
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,040
They must be pretty torn up.

366
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,680
I imagine they're bleeding.

367
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,680
Not great, but definitely good.

368
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,840
It worked.

369
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,480
-Well done.
-Antony Giuliani!

370
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,960
-Are we done?
-We're done.

371
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,000
All right. To end the show,

372
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,240
-I suggest…
-What should we do?

373
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,800
-Deliberate.
-Let's go.

374
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,080
-Let's go to the deliberation room!
-See you later, thanks.

375
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,720
ABSURD
DELIBERATION

376
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,720
Well.

377
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,960
This is definitely
not my favorite part of the show.

378
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:47,080
Mine either. There are still 12 of them,
and we have a lot of warnings to give out.

379
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,640
No one is safe. Anyone could get one.

380
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:55,360
I think Appoline and Poulet de Feu
are at serious risk.

381
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,600
If they get a second warning,
you know what that means. They're out.

382
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,200
-I have an idea.
-What is it?

383
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,520
Let's say it was Laura's decision.

384
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,440
-It's too hard to choose.
-Yeah, it's difficult.

385
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,160
You were very insightful.

386
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,400
-You're so kind.
-I gave my opinion, I didn't judge.

387
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,080
-Kind and insightful.
-And annoying.

388
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,000
It's the way you speak that's the problem.

389
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,640
If he thinks I was an annoying woman,
I did a good job.

390
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,200
ABSURD
THE VERDICT

391
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,800
-Okay.
-Okay.

392
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,680
There were two people
on the chopping block

393
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,920
who already had a warning.

394
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Poulet de Feu and Appoline.

395
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:35,120
If I get another warning, I'm going home.

396
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,640
We're going to give you the lowdown.

397
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,680
So then…

398
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,080
Appoline, you get another warning.

399
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,000
That means you have two.

400
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,200
We think you're a little too young.

401
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,920
You've got talent,
but you need to develop it more.

402
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,800
Not in terms of humor, but experience.

403
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,160
It's plain to see.

404
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,680
Just like your beautiful young skin.
It's also plain to see.

405
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,520
-She's jealous.
-Stop, you're making me blush.

406
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,200
Appoline, you're leaving the competition.

407
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,560
-Well done.
-Thank you.

408
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,280
We hope to see you again.

409
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,560
Thanks.

410
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,640
Wait, there are more warnings.

411
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,440
More warnings are coming.
ngs.

