COMEDY CLASS BY ÉRIC AND RAMZY
Comedy Class is back with the fourth and final challenge before the final.
The Roast.
I love it.
I love seeing them at each other's throats.
There are eight now, but only four will make it to the final.
-Four out of eight. -One in two.
-That's right. -I did the math.
-So far, we've seen Antony, Enzo… -And Camille.
They were great.
We have five acts left. It won't be easy to choose.
-Please welcome to the stage… -Victor Vauchez!
Right from the start of The Roast, they've been joking about my young age.
It was harsh.
I'm going to give it my all. I'll show them.
Half of us will have to leave, so I need to do well to reach the final.
You don't know who I am?
VICTOR VAUCHEZ 24 YEARS OLD
You don't know who I am? You'll soon find out.
Don't worry.
I love The Roast, but I'm a really nice person.
I'd never say something like, "I warm up by doing laps around Étienne."
I'd never say that.
"Once I'm warmed up, I do laps around Antony's ego."
I'd never say it.
But since we're here, I guess I have to.
-Anto, 70,000 followers on social media… -All right, here we go.
but you can't fill a 25-seat room.
End of joke.
Camille.
Have you seen how Camille holds the mic? Like this… Two hands.
Maybe her boyfriend's dick is an umbrella.
When she sucks him off, she stays dry.
Oh, my God!
Antek…
Your suit makes you look like someone going on trial for manslaughter.
"It wasn't me. I didn't do anything."
Yes, you did.
Impaired vision.
And from the look of his glasses, impaired taste too.
Dudley. There are only three Dudleys in France.
The other two are pit bulls.
Enzo.
Enzo lives with his mom.
He can't do anything with his own two hands.
Unlike Camille.
There.
Would you rather have Antek's head on Enzo's body,
or Tristan's head on Tristan's body?
It's interesting. Tristan really embodies Comedy Class.
He alone is the definition of a class.
He has the face of a depressed teacher from the 93.
And the body of a depressed student.
Thanks for listening, ladies and gentlemen.
You don't know who I am?
Victor! Victor! Victor!
Thanks so much, everyone.
Hey, man.
It's the first time I've seen you this relaxed.
You look like such a nice guy, but deep down, you're mean. That's great.
-I was told to be. -Yeah, but that can't be taught.
-You have it in you. -You seemed comfortable.
You seemed so confident.
That was the best version of Victor Vauchez so far.
You should roast all the time.
-Well done. -One of the best, well done.
Well done, Victor.
-He's mean. -It's gonna get worse and worse.
I don't know why.
For the first time, I saw an artist who trusted himself and what he was doing.
It's like he was leaning back, like saying, "I don't give a shit."
-His jokes packed a punch. -Yeah.
I have a cold, I can't smell a thing.
-That will help clear your nose. -Really?
-See? -Damn!
-Are we good? -Ready?
-Perfect. -We're ready. We're all set.
We were 12. Now we're down to eight. After The Roast, only four will remain.
Things are heating up.
It's time for Dudley!
DUDLEY 28 YEARS OLD
It's great to be here. Hello.
Nice to meet you, I'm Dudley. I'm here with my haters.
Dudley's haters.
I came here today to spread my hatred.
His hatred
It's great to share the stage with you, Antek.
Forget McFly and Carlito, Antek is more like McFries and Burrito.
Antek has been "the next big thing" for 12 years now.
You're 40 years old
What would this show be without Enzo?
Enzo…
Ricci!
I'm a little jealous of you, to be honest.
You're handsome, charismatic, the judges love you.
Then I remember that you still live with your mom.
Your big mama
But listen, I'm not judging him.
I live with his mom too.
For real.
Let's not… Anyway.
And Camille, I'm so happy to see you.
We're both minorities here.
I'm Black.
You're depressed.
You're depressed
I say that with love.
And you, Anto.
Let's talk about your community.
People think you're obsessed with money, you keep to yourselves,
and that you live in areas where you're not welcome.
I don't think you people are all like that.
You homeless people.
Antony is the only homeless Jew I know.
Jewish hobo
But remember, only God can judge.
Only Dudley can hate.
Thank you, Dudley
Thank you!
Dudley, ladies and gentlemen.
Well done, Dudley.
They all got roasted again.
You seemed pretty relaxed roasting people. Is that something you like to do?
Yeah, I like it. I wanted to do something…
I've been doing classic stand-up. I wanted to show you something different.
Very cool. I liked it a lot.
You ignored all the ethics of a stand-up comedian.
You were yourself. Very Mean.
The real Dudley.
I feel like we have eight mean contestants.
They're all exposing their dark sides.
-Do you sing in a real choir? -No.
-No need to explain. -It was impressive.
Right, then, forget it.
-Thank you so much. -Thanks, Dudley.
-Thanks and well done! -Well done.
Well done, Dudley!
-Now it's time for… -Étienne Lautrette.
This is going to be fun.
Comedy Class, are you ready?
ÉTIENNE LAUTRETTE 34 YEARS OLD
So…
"Bro, it's great to be here, know what I mean?"
"Bro, right, bro? You… Y'know…"
Sorry, wait. Let's start again.
That was Enzo's sketch. My bad.
Sorry.
Let's hear it for Enzo Ricci.
Enzo Ricci sounds like the name of some off-brand underwear.
So…
Enzo's been sailing through every challenge since the start,
but I know how to stop him.
The next challenge should be a spelling test.
We'll be fine.
Like in school.
Let me explain it to Antony.
School is like a big house where they keep all the children
while you spend your time throwing rocks at the railway tracks.
Antony Giuliani, of course.
Yes!
He's Antony Giuliani's favorite comedian.
Damn!
Don't worry. There are two contestants everyone hates,
but you're not one of them.
The first one is Tristan,
because he's a lazy bastard who doesn't work on his material
and thinks he's great.
The second one is me,
because I was told not to say that everyone hates Tristan.
Nothing much to add there.
In fact, we've become great friends during the show.
I'm not a weirdo, I'm not talking about Tristan.
I'm talking about Frédéric,
the puppeteer who's been controlling him this whole time.
Let's hear it for Fred!
Fred is like family, seriously.
Let me explain it to Dudley.
Family is…
the people who love you and stop you from making bad decisions.
Like face tattoos.
"No, don't write on your forehead. You're not a dirty car."
Maybe Antony could write "wash me." Now that's an idea.
Sorry, but are you a comedian or the toilet wall in a dive bar?
Thanks for your attention.
Étienne Lautrette, ladies and gentlemen.
Good job, Étienne, solid delivery. That wasn't nice.
-But not mean enough either. -I agree.
It was solid, though. Well done, thank you.
It was your style, you're super likable.
-Thank you, Étienne. -Well done!
I loved it.
I'd have liked to know my material better, to deliver it better.
We'll see. They seem to like mean comedy.
With Éric and Ramzy, anything can happen.
You can tell he's a real nice guy.
-Yes. -Yeah.
-You have the perfect amount of meanness. -You're a nice guy.
You tell jokes that are pretty harsh,
but not so much that they won't talk to you.
Even if I'm the bad guy in our duo,
I think I'm pretty nice compared to the rest of society.
But Ramzy is so nice that I can only be the bad guy.
Being the bad guy in Éric and Ramzy means I'm still pretty nice!
Next up, we have a kid who's been roasted a lot so far.
-The shortest comedian in the world. -Tristan…
-Pierre. -Pierre.
The Roast can put you in the final. You must be good.
I need to show I have what it takes.
I'm going to aim right here. They'll go…
That's the noise I want to hear them make.
Okay!
TRISTAN PIERRE 25 YEARS OLD
I can't hear you!
I can't hear you! Yes! Okay.
Testing, one, two.
Your mother…
I'm going to be chivalrous.
Earlier, Camille said backstage, "They've eliminated all the girls."
Then she flushed the urinal and said, "Isn't it cool, just us guys left?"
"You have my dad's dick." "Camille, enough."
Dudley brought his choir from Marseille.
Behind every great Black guy, there's always a group of white people.
Enzo is so cute. Look at him.
Enzo's 27, he's so handsome.
He woke up grumpy. He was sucking his thumb.
He had his teddy bear and his mom's favorite dress.
He was like, "Mom!" You'll see her again in three sleeps.
Victor, the PE teacher.
I've known him for three years.
I knew him when he started comedy.
He played basketball.
Now I want to tell him, "Don't give up basketball."
Étienne, let's keep it simple.
All the jokes about Victor apply to you also, just add 40 kilos.
I don't know if you can tell, but Anto is a total moron.
Antony Giuliani thinks that by using his mom's surname
we'll forget he's an Arab.
In Italian, Giuliani means, "Cigarettes, cigarettes."
Sorry, Anto, I'm firing live shots.
It's all love, though. Blow on the gun, it's smoking.
See? Total moron. They're fingers.
I told you, it's all love.
We're roasting each other because we love each other.
Please don't forget that I didn't roast Antek.
Tristan Pierre!
I don't know if it was because of the jazz music,
but it was a really chill atmosphere.
-The music made it feel like… -A concert.
-I didn't think your jokes were that mean. -It was cute.
We wanted to see a hip-hop roast.
We wanted hip-hop that hits hard. You know, we wanted Notorious.
-You gave us… -Cabrel.
I'm a cute guy.
-Thank you, Tristan! -Tristan Pierre!
All right.
Time for our favorite dessert.
Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to Mr. Antek.
There are eight of us, and four will be eliminated.
A 50% chance of making the final.
I've watched the other acts. Now it's my turn to tear into them.
This is a roast, so let's go.
Will anyone make it out alive? That's the big question.
ANTEK 33 YEARS OLD
I've prepared some jokes. No, I don't need my lines.
We're in the semi-final of Comedy Class. We're capable of learning a 3-minute act.
Apparently not.
From what I've seen, the lectern has come in very handy.
-Right? -Agreed.
He got us all there.
Thank you, Antek!
Let's start with Fary. Dudley, fuck. Sorry about that.
Sorry, bro, I didn't recognize you. Just like your dad.
Tristan, I really like you. We've talked a lot.
One day, you said, "I don't know if I want to be a comedian or a singer."
It can't be easy to decide when you're mediocre at both.
I loved what you just did, Tristan.
It shows that, in order to tell jokes, you need some jokes, not just music.
Antek!
This is awesome. Honestly, it feels like science fiction.
Enzo Ricci as a judge, dude!
He was like, "I'm going to be a serious judge."
Then he realized he didn't have the vocabulary.
Victor!
You've gotten funny, Victor.
Damn!
Before, you were so forgettable that Éric and Ramzy forgot to eliminate you.
Victor's social media bio says he's the people's comedian.
One question: What people?
I swear, Victor, I love you.
Wait, what's going on?
Shit, thanks. The delivery guy, sorry.
Antony, these are some jokes for you.
It's cool.
It's cool. Who have I missed? Camille!
I think Camille is an amazing woman.
She took a break from comedy to become a mom.
That deserves a round of applause.
What's he gonna say now?
Camille's best joke was made a year and a half ago.
It weighed 3.2 kg and was 54 cm.
Speaking of fat babies, let's finish with Étienne.
Étienne, I've watched all your sketches.
Sorry, bro, but the only thing I remember is your eyebrows.
You can find missing children in your eyebrows.
Your huge eyebrows are called Rambouillet and Fontainebleau.
There's a forest ranger at the entrance and he's on a permanent contract.
Your huge eyebrows have created jobs, Étienne.
Wait, I'm not done.
Your eyebrows are so big that they have eyebrows.
I'm the oldest one here, thanks.
Antek, ladies and gentlemen.
Good stuff.
Thank you.
Remarkable.
You have perfected this exercise.
It was a masterpiece.
-Well done. Fabulous. -Well done.
Fabulous.
Roasted.
Skewer it.
It's turning nicely.
Thank you, guys. All eight of you.
It was great. Everyone brought their own style.
It's going to be difficult for us. Ramzy, how are we going to do this?
This is horrible.
-It's horrible. -Bye!
THE ROAST DELIBERATION
This is some next-level stuff.
All the contestants have an equal chance of winning.
There are small differences between them.
We need to come up with some quick insight.
Or we can rig it and decide right now.
Okay.
-What shall we decide? -Okay, Camille's the winner.
We're going to keep the best four roasters.
They'll be in the final.
Antek was perfect.
That was almost worth €50,000.
-Evil personified as a woman. -I have a crush on her.
That was a total strike.
An obvious choice. He's staying.
We have three.
We can choose one more.
Nothing but elite snipers.
We can't eliminate Enzo. He's been so good the whole time.
-But not this time. -Not this time.
Roasting isn't my thing. I wasn't mean enough.
If I'd known, I'd have taken it further.
That's what Enzo can offer. It is what it is, that's what I do.
These two are the problem.
Which one will be a star in five years?
He was exceptional today.
Every punchline hit the target.
They all did a great job. Today, he was better than most.
I was really proud of my roast.
I got a standing ovation. It was my first one on Comedy Class.
I hope that will be taken into account.
Frankly speaking, I did my best.
If I have to leave, I understand. I wasn't the best in this challenge.
What about meritocracy? Is that important?
-That poses a problem. -This job sucks.
Let's get it over with.
All right, let's go. That's it.
-That's it? -Yeah.
-We're not making a mistake? -No. I don't think so.
THE ROAST THE VERDICT
First of all, well done, because it's been so funny.
It's been the best show of the past two seasons.
Thanks, all eight of you.
Four of you will go through to the final.
-The other four… -Will go home.
We're going to announce…
-The first person… -To go through to the final.
Camille.
Come on.
You were amazing.
It was the best roast, along with Antek's.
Another obvious choice…
Antony.
I see the five of you back there, and I can't even watch.
The last person to move on to the final…
The atmosphere is changing. I think I could make it to the final.
I'm in the semi-final, I can't stop now.
It's out of my control. It's scary.
It's Enzo.
We have our four finalists!
You're the boss.
It's horrible.
It's awful.
Yes.
There's someone who did a great job today.
It'd be weird to send him home.
It'd be very weird to send him home. He was perfect today.
Roast after roast.
We have a soft spot for him. We want to save him. t today.