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COMEDY CLASS BY ÉRIC AND RAMZY

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Comedy Class is back with the fourth
and final challenge before the final.

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The Roast.

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I love it.

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I love seeing them
at each other's throats.

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There are eight now,
but only four will make it to the final.

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-Four out of eight.
-One in two.

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-That's right.
-I did the math.

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-So far, we've seen Antony, Enzo…
-And Camille.

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They were great.

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We have five acts left.
It won't be easy to choose.

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-Please welcome to the stage…
-Victor Vauchez!

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Right from the start of The Roast,
they've been joking about my young age.

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It was harsh.

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I'm going to give it my all.
I'll show them.

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Half of us will have to leave,
so I need to do well to reach the final.

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You don't know who I am?

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VICTOR VAUCHEZ
24 YEARS OLD

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You don't know who I am?
You'll soon find out.

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Don't worry.

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I love The Roast,
but I'm a really nice person.

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I'd never say something like,
"I warm up by doing laps around Étienne."

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I'd never say that.

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"Once I'm warmed up,
I do laps around Antony's ego."

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I'd never say it.

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But since we're here, I guess I have to.

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-Anto, 70,000 followers on social media…
-All right, here we go.

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but you can't fill a 25-seat room.

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End of joke.

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Camille.

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Have you seen how Camille holds the mic?
Like this… Two hands.

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Maybe her boyfriend's dick is an umbrella.

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When she sucks him off, she stays dry.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God!

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Antek…

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Your suit makes you look like someone
going on trial for manslaughter.

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"It wasn't me. I didn't do anything."

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Yes, you did.

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Impaired vision.

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And from the look of his glasses,
impaired taste too.

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Dudley. There are only
three Dudleys in France.

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The other two are pit bulls.

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Enzo.

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Enzo lives with his mom.

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He can't do anything
with his own two hands.

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Unlike Camille.

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There.

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Would you rather have Antek's head
on Enzo's body,

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or Tristan's head on Tristan's body?

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It's interesting.
Tristan really embodies Comedy Class.

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He alone is the definition of a class.

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He has the face of a depressed teacher
from the 93.

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And the body of a depressed student.

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Thanks for listening,
ladies and gentlemen.

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You don't know who I am?

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Victor! Victor! Victor!

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Thanks so much, everyone.

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Hey, man.

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It's the first time
I've seen you this relaxed.

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You look like such a nice guy,
but deep down, you're mean. That's great.

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-I was told to be.
-Yeah, but that can't be taught.

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-You have it in you.
-You seemed comfortable.

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You seemed so confident.

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That was the best version
of Victor Vauchez so far.

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You should roast all the time.

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-Well done.
-One of the best, well done.

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Well done, Victor.

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-He's mean.
-It's gonna get worse and worse.

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I don't know why.

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For the first time, I saw an artist
who trusted himself and what he was doing.

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It's like he was leaning back,
like saying, "I don't give a shit."

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-His jokes packed a punch.
-Yeah.

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I have a cold, I can't smell a thing.

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-That will help clear your nose.
-Really?

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-See?
-Damn!

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-Are we good?
-Ready?

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-Perfect.
-We're ready. We're all set.

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We were 12. Now we're down to eight.
After The Roast, only four will remain.

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Things are heating up.

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It's time for Dudley!

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DUDLEY
28 YEARS OLD

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It's great to be here. Hello.

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Nice to meet you, I'm Dudley.
I'm here with my haters.

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Dudley's haters.

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I came here today to spread my hatred.

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His hatred

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It's great to share the stage
with you, Antek.

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Forget McFly and Carlito,
Antek is more like McFries and Burrito.

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Antek has been "the next big thing"
for 12 years now.

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You're 40 years old

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What would this show be without Enzo?

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Enzo…

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Ricci!

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I'm a little jealous of you, to be honest.

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You're handsome, charismatic,
the judges love you.

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Then I remember
that you still live with your mom.

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Your big mama

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But listen, I'm not judging him.

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I live with his mom too.

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For real.

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Let's not… Anyway.

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And Camille, I'm so happy to see you.

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We're both minorities here.

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I'm Black.

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You're depressed.

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You're depressed

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I say that with love.

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And you, Anto.

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Let's talk about your community.

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People think you're obsessed with money,
you keep to yourselves,

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and that you live in areas
where you're not welcome.

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I don't think you people
are all like that.

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You homeless people.

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Antony is the only homeless Jew I know.

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Jewish hobo

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But remember, only God can judge.

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Only Dudley can hate.

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Thank you, Dudley

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Thank you!

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Dudley, ladies and gentlemen.

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Well done, Dudley.

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They all got roasted again.

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You seemed pretty relaxed roasting people.
Is that something you like to do?

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Yeah, I like it. I wanted to do something…

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I've been doing classic stand-up.
I wanted to show you something different.

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Very cool. I liked it a lot.

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You ignored all the ethics
of a stand-up comedian.

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You were yourself. Very Mean.

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The real Dudley.

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I feel like we have
eight mean contestants.

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They're all exposing their dark sides.

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-Do you sing in a real choir?
-No.

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-No need to explain.
-It was impressive.

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Right, then, forget it.

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-Thank you so much.
-Thanks, Dudley.

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-Thanks and well done!
-Well done.

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Well done, Dudley!

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-Now it's time for…
-Étienne Lautrette.

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This is going to be fun.

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Comedy Class, are you ready?

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ÉTIENNE LAUTRETTE
34 YEARS OLD

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So…

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"Bro, it's great to be here,
know what I mean?"

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"Bro, right, bro? You… Y'know…"

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Sorry, wait. Let's start again.

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That was Enzo's sketch. My bad.

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Sorry.

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Let's hear it for Enzo Ricci.

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Enzo Ricci sounds like the name
of some off-brand underwear.

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So…

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Enzo's been sailing
through every challenge since the start,

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but I know how to stop him.

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The next challenge
should be a spelling test.

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We'll be fine.

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Like in school.

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Let me explain it to Antony.

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School is like a big house
where they keep all the children

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while you spend your time
throwing rocks at the railway tracks.

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Antony Giuliani, of course.

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Yes!

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He's Antony Giuliani's favorite comedian.

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Damn!

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Don't worry. There are two contestants
everyone hates,

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but you're not one of them.

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The first one is Tristan,

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because he's a lazy bastard
who doesn't work on his material

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and thinks he's great.

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The second one is me,

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because I was told not to say
that everyone hates Tristan.

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Nothing much to add there.

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In fact, we've become great friends
during the show.

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I'm not a weirdo,
I'm not talking about Tristan.

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I'm talking about Frédéric,

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the puppeteer who's been controlling him
this whole time.

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Let's hear it for Fred!

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Fred is like family, seriously.

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Let me explain it to Dudley.

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Family is…

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the people who love you
and stop you from making bad decisions.

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Like face tattoos.

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"No, don't write on your forehead.
You're not a dirty car."

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Maybe Antony could write "wash me."
Now that's an idea.

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Sorry, but are you a comedian
or the toilet wall in a dive bar?

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Thanks for your attention.

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Étienne Lautrette, ladies and gentlemen.

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Good job, Étienne, solid delivery.
That wasn't nice.

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-But not mean enough either.
-I agree.

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It was solid, though.
Well done, thank you.

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It was your style, you're super likable.

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-Thank you, Étienne.
-Well done!

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I loved it.

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I'd have liked to know my material better,
to deliver it better.

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We'll see. They seem to like mean comedy.

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With Éric and Ramzy, anything can happen.

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You can tell he's a real nice guy.

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-Yes.
-Yeah.

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-You have the perfect amount of meanness.
-You're a nice guy.

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You tell jokes that are pretty harsh,

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but not so much
that they won't talk to you.

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Even if I'm the bad guy in our duo,

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I think I'm pretty nice
compared to the rest of society.

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But Ramzy is so nice
that I can only be the bad guy.

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Being the bad guy in Éric and Ramzy
means I'm still pretty nice!

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Next up, we have a kid
who's been roasted a lot so far.

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-The shortest comedian in the world.
-Tristan…

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-Pierre.
-Pierre.

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The Roast can put you in the final.
You must be good.

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I need to show I have what it takes.

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I'm going to aim right here. They'll go…

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That's the noise I want to hear them make.

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Okay!

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TRISTAN PIERRE
25 YEARS OLD

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I can't hear you!

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I can't hear you! Yes! Okay.

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Testing, one, two.

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Your mother…

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I'm going to be chivalrous.

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Earlier, Camille said backstage,
"They've eliminated all the girls."

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Then she flushed the urinal and said,
"Isn't it cool, just us guys left?"

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"You have my dad's dick."
"Camille, enough."

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Dudley brought his choir from Marseille.

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Behind every great Black guy,
there's always a group of white people.

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Enzo is so cute. Look at him.

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Enzo's 27, he's so handsome.

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He woke up grumpy.
He was sucking his thumb.

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He had his teddy bear
and his mom's favorite dress.

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He was like, "Mom!"
You'll see her again in three sleeps.

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Victor, the PE teacher.

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I've known him for three years.

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I knew him when he started comedy.

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He played basketball.

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Now I want to tell him,
"Don't give up basketball."

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Étienne, let's keep it simple.

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All the jokes about Victor
apply to you also, just add 40 kilos.

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I don't know if you can tell,
but Anto is a total moron.

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Antony Giuliani thinks that
by using his mom's surname

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we'll forget he's an Arab.

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In Italian, Giuliani means,
"Cigarettes, cigarettes."

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Sorry, Anto, I'm firing live shots.

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It's all love, though.
Blow on the gun, it's smoking.

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See? Total moron. They're fingers.

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I told you, it's all love.

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We're roasting each other
because we love each other.

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Please don't forget
that I didn't roast Antek.

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Tristan Pierre!

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I don't know if it was
because of the jazz music,

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but it was a really chill atmosphere.

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-The music made it feel like…
-A concert.

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00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,000
-I didn't think your jokes were that mean.
-It was cute.

252
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,920
We wanted to see a hip-hop roast.

253
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,400
We wanted hip-hop that hits hard.
You know, we wanted Notorious.

254
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,720
-You gave us…
-Cabrel.

255
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,040
I'm a cute guy.

256
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,280
-Thank you, Tristan!
-Tristan Pierre!

257
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,200
All right.

258
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,680
Time for our favorite dessert.

259
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:54,760
Ladies and gentlemen,
give a warm welcome to Mr. Antek.

260
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:59,440
There are eight of us,
and four will be eliminated.

261
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,320
A 50% chance of making the final.

262
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,600
I've watched the other acts.
Now it's my turn to tear into them.

263
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,360
This is a roast, so let's go.

264
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,960
Will anyone make it out alive?
That's the big question.

265
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:09,920
ANTEK
33 YEARS OLD

266
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,960
I've prepared some jokes.
No, I don't need my lines.

267
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:18,000
We're in the semi-final of Comedy Class.
We're capable of learning a 3-minute act.

268
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,000
Apparently not.

269
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:23,840
From what I've seen,
the lectern has come in very handy.

270
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,320
-Right?
-Agreed.

271
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,440
He got us all there.

272
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,600
Thank you, Antek!

273
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,360
Let's start with Fary.
Dudley, fuck. Sorry about that.

274
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,280
Sorry, bro, I didn't recognize you.
Just like your dad.

275
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,120
Tristan, I really like you.
We've talked a lot.

276
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:47,480
One day, you said, "I don't know
if I want to be a comedian or a singer."

277
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:52,800
It can't be easy to decide
when you're mediocre at both.

278
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,440
I loved what you just did, Tristan.

279
00:13:55,520 --> 00:14:00,120
It shows that, in order to tell jokes,
you need some jokes, not just music.

280
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,240
Antek!

281
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,000
This is awesome.
Honestly, it feels like science fiction.

282
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,080
Enzo Ricci as a judge, dude!

283
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,840
He was like,
"I'm going to be a serious judge."

284
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,280
Then he realized
he didn't have the vocabulary.

285
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,240
Victor!

286
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,840
You've gotten funny, Victor.

287
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:25,760
Damn!

288
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:30,320
Before, you were so forgettable that
Éric and Ramzy forgot to eliminate you.

289
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:34,200
Victor's social media bio
says he's the people's comedian.

290
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,920
One question: What people?

291
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,200
I swear, Victor, I love you.

292
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,160
Wait, what's going on?

293
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,760
Shit, thanks. The delivery guy, sorry.

294
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,480
Antony, these are some jokes for you.

295
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,120
It's cool.

296
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,000
It's cool. Who have I missed? Camille!

297
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,280
I think Camille is an amazing woman.

298
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,400
She took a break from comedy
to become a mom.

299
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,400
That deserves a round of applause.

300
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,520
What's he gonna say now?

301
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,840
Camille's best joke was made
a year and a half ago.

302
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,160
It weighed 3.2 kg and was 54 cm.

303
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,360
Speaking of fat babies,
let's finish with Étienne.

304
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,440
Étienne, I've watched all your sketches.

305
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,240
Sorry, bro, but the only thing I remember
is your eyebrows.

306
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,920
You can find missing children
in your eyebrows.

307
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,720
Your huge eyebrows are called
Rambouillet and Fontainebleau.

308
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:32,680
There's a forest ranger at the entrance
and he's on a permanent contract.

309
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,120
Your huge eyebrows
have created jobs, Étienne.

310
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,240
Wait, I'm not done.

311
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,880
Your eyebrows are so big
that they have eyebrows.

312
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,840
I'm the oldest one here, thanks.

313
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,600
Antek, ladies and gentlemen.

314
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,400
Good stuff.

315
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,320
Thank you.

316
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,600
Remarkable.

317
00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,320
You have perfected this exercise.

318
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,800
It was a masterpiece.

319
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,400
-Well done. Fabulous.
-Well done.

320
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,840
Fabulous.

321
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,240
Roasted.

322
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,680
Skewer it.

323
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,800
It's turning nicely.

324
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,760
Thank you, guys. All eight of you.

325
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:21,160
It was great.
Everyone brought their own style.

326
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,640
It's going to be difficult for us.
Ramzy, how are we going to do this?

327
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,640
This is horrible.

328
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,280
-It's horrible.
-Bye!

329
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,360
THE ROAST
DELIBERATION

330
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,160
This is some next-level stuff.

331
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,880
All the contestants
have an equal chance of winning.

332
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,880
There are small differences between them.

333
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,080
We need to come up
with some quick insight.

334
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,280
Or we can rig it and decide right now.

335
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,360
Okay.

336
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,320
-What shall we decide?
-Okay, Camille's the winner.

337
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,440
We're going to keep
the best four roasters.

338
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,120
They'll be in the final.

339
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,040
Antek was perfect.

340
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,400
That was almost worth €50,000.

341
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,960
-Evil personified as a woman.
-I have a crush on her.

342
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,680
That was a total strike.

343
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,360
An obvious choice. He's staying.

344
00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,840
We have three.

345
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,160
We can choose one more.

346
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,240
Nothing but elite snipers.

347
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,720
We can't eliminate Enzo.
He's been so good the whole time.

348
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,280
-But not this time.
-Not this time.

349
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:14,680
Roasting isn't my thing.
I wasn't mean enough.

350
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,000
If I'd known, I'd have taken it further.

351
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:20,600
That's what Enzo can offer.
It is what it is, that's what I do.

352
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,120
These two are the problem.

353
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,840
Which one will be a star in five years?

354
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,200
He was exceptional today.

355
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,440
Every punchline hit the target.

356
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,400
They all did a great job.
Today, he was better than most.

357
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,680
I was really proud of my roast.

358
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:41,080
I got a standing ovation.
It was my first one on Comedy Class.

359
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,520
I hope that will be taken into account.

360
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,480
Frankly speaking, I did my best.

361
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:50,040
If I have to leave, I understand.
I wasn't the best in this challenge.

362
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:53,080
What about meritocracy? Is that important?

363
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,120
-That poses a problem.
-This job sucks.

364
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,040
Let's get it over with.

365
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,560
All right, let's go. That's it.

366
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,240
-That's it?
-Yeah.

367
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,280
-We're not making a mistake?
-No. I don't think so.

368
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:09,720
THE ROAST
THE VERDICT

369
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:14,400
First of all, well done,
because it's been so funny.

370
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,400
It's been the best show
of the past two seasons.

371
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,640
Thanks, all eight of you.

372
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:22,920
Four of you will go through to the final.

373
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:27,800
-The other four…
-Will go home.

374
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,760
We're going to announce…

375
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,760
-The first person…
-To go through to the final.

376
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,880
Camille.

377
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:36,920
Come on.

378
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,280
You were amazing.

379
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:43,640
It was the best roast, along with Antek's.

380
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,560
Another obvious choice…

381
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,880
Antony.

382
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:04,400
I see the five of you back there,
and I can't even watch.

383
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:08,160
The last person to move on to the final…

384
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,960
The atmosphere is changing.
I think I could make it to the final.

385
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,640
I'm in the semi-final, I can't stop now.

386
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,200
It's out of my control. It's scary.

387
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:20,920
It's Enzo.

388
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,880
We have our four finalists!

389
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,440
You're the boss.

390
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,040
It's horrible.

391
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,520
It's awful.

392
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,880
Yes.

393
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:41,440
There's someone who did a great job today.

394
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,400
It'd be weird to send him home.

395
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,520
It'd be very weird to send him home.
He was perfect today.

396
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,680
Roast after roast.

397
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,800
We have a soft spot for him.
We want to save him.
t today.