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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu.</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Say it, Amol.</font>

3
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You must say it today.</font>

4
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You don't have any more place
in your belly to keep a secret.</font>

5
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"What have you done?"</font>

6
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"How did this happen?"</font>

7
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's what you asked me.</font>

8
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Guglu, please--
-It was easy for you…</font>

9
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">to let me go after getting me pregnant.</font>

10
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Me?</font>

11
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You left after getting me pregnant.</font>

12
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I spent all these days alone.</font>

13
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Guglu, even I--
-Each night…</font>

14
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How not to get pregnant.</font>

15
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"Keep your pull-out game strong."</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">A slip in time saves nine.</font>

17
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"Don't use expired condoms."</font>

18
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When it blows, you will be screwed!</font>

19
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"Don't do it drunk."</font>

20
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">A short attention span
is a recipe for disaster.</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But, no.</font>

22
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All of you did all of these!</font>

23
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But we're here for a PTA meeting.</font>

24
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have to bear the brunt of your mistakes.</font>

25
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Next time if anyone gets pregnant,</font>

26
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and sends their kid to this school…</font>

27
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">then they will be facing my wrath.</font>

28
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dismissed!</font>

29
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mom, why are you crying?</font>

30
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm pregnant.</font>

31
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is all this melodrama?</font>

32
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If there's something Amol sir said,
he must be right.</font>

33
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">God.</font>

34
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">By the way,
congratulations on the pregnancy.</font>

35
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, you'll complain about me?</font>

36
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look at this.</font>

37
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Red, blue, yellow, green black.</font>

38
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All these colors move ahead in life.</font>

39
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But this white color pencil,</font>

40
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">which is good for nothing,</font>

41
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">stays in the box.</font>

42
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And all of you…</font>

43
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">are like this white color pencil.</font>

44
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bloody useless!</font>

45
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How dare you!</font>

46
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's ghastly racist of you!</font>

47
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You come from the land of Gandhi.</font>

48
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And don't forget,</font>

49
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">white lives also matter!</font>

50
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kneel!</font>

51
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Down! Down!</font>

52
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bend down! Bend down!</font>

53
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why weren't you born as an adult?</font>

54
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What did I do, sir?</font>

55
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir…</font>

56
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I finished 20 rounds clockwise.</font>

57
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now 20 rounds anti-clockwise.</font>

58
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go!</font>

59
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Ashu Sharma!</font>

60
00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Did I give you a water break?</font>

61
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You seem to have
an unlimited supply of tears.</font>

62
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hold it.</font>

63
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And fill it up to the brim</font>

64
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">with your tears!</font>

65
00:07:03,546 --> 00:07:04,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Fill it.</font>

66
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on!</font>

67
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Would he treat his own children
the same way?</font>

68
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">God, don't bless anyone
with a father like him.</font>

69
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kneel!</font>

70
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Koni… wear the cap.
-Let's be kids again.</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Put on the cap, Koni.</font>

72
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Put on the cap, Koni.
-Where is Guglu? I haven't seen her.</font>

73
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You mean, Chef Guglu.</font>

74
00:08:06,671 --> 00:08:08,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, that's a beautiful cake!</font>

75
00:08:08,838 --> 00:08:11,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There was a time when
Guglu couldn't even boil water.</font>

76
00:08:11,505 --> 00:08:14,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She couldn't make
those instant teas either!</font>

77
00:08:14,588 --> 00:08:16,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And now look at this
beautiful cake she baked.</font>

78
00:08:16,838 --> 00:08:17,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I ordered the cake.</font>

79
00:08:19,546 --> 00:08:20,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But don't tell Amol.</font>

80
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Clever!</font>

81
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-He'll be here any minute now.
-Come on.</font>

82
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on.</font>

83
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Jinx.</font>

84
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bloody thief!</font>

85
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am not a thief.</font>

86
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am your father-in-law.</font>

87
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry, Father.
I didn't see you.</font>

88
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Happy birthday to you!</font>

89
00:08:49,213 --> 00:08:51,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Happy birthday to you!</font>

90
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">These guys are back again
to hog on the free cake.</font>

91
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They have nothing better to do.</font>

92
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look at him.</font>

93
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wearing a cap over a cap!</font>

94
00:09:02,213 --> 00:09:03,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Oh, God!
-Khargosh!</font>

95
00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:06,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Khargosh! God knows where he is.</font>

96
00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Khargosh!
-Khargosh!</font>

97
00:09:08,421 --> 00:09:10,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Stop yelling!</font>

98
00:09:10,171 --> 00:09:11,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey!</font>

99
00:09:12,171 --> 00:09:16,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yelling leads to heart attacks
in older people.</font>

100
00:09:17,046 --> 00:09:19,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The doctors say so.</font>

101
00:09:19,338 --> 00:09:20,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why didn't you add enough salt?</font>

102
00:09:20,963 --> 00:09:22,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is a little burnt.</font>

103
00:09:22,255 --> 00:09:24,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you even listening to what I'm saying?</font>

104
00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:26,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You don't sprinkle salt over burnt areas!</font>

105
00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You liked the joke?
-Dad.</font>

106
00:09:32,588 --> 00:09:34,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I'm not surprised.
-Your mother will someday</font>

107
00:09:34,838 --> 00:09:36,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">dent my body by nudging me!</font>

108
00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:39,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu…</font>

109
00:09:40,296 --> 00:09:42,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">why don't you ever come home, my child?</font>

110
00:09:42,921 --> 00:09:44,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I really miss you.</font>

111
00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:46,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They can start begging
for a child any second.</font>

112
00:09:46,255 --> 00:09:47,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dad, pass me some Coke.</font>

113
00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:48,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Coke…</font>

114
00:09:50,338 --> 00:09:51,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Son, fill her up.</font>

115
00:09:52,588 --> 00:09:55,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean fill her glass with Coke.</font>

116
00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:56,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They only have one topic.</font>

117
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We have been insisting
for so long. Fill it up!</font>

118
00:10:01,546 --> 00:10:02,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look at this.</font>

119
00:10:02,921 --> 00:10:04,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">One guy can't stop sneezing,</font>

120
00:10:05,088 --> 00:10:06,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and the other one is controlling his.</font>

121
00:10:06,963 --> 00:10:09,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mom, don't make any
comments about his sneezing.</font>

122
00:10:09,546 --> 00:10:11,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We have been sneezing
even before the wedding.</font>

123
00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:12,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mamta!</font>

124
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Ours was like an automatic car.</font>

125
00:10:15,046 --> 00:10:16,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Before anyone could
make any requests,</font>

126
00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">we would already have a couple of kids.</font>

127
00:10:18,796 --> 00:10:20,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bravo!</font>

128
00:10:20,796 --> 00:10:22,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kavita's poetry!</font>

129
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on, let's cut the cake.</font>

130
00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:26,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Alright. Come on.</font>

131
00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe next time,</font>

132
00:10:28,505 --> 00:10:31,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">your kid would be cutting
the cake with you.</font>

133
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You never know!</font>

134
00:10:32,796 --> 00:10:36,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Or maybe next time,
there will be one less person here.</font>

135
00:10:36,213 --> 00:10:37,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You never know!</font>

136
00:10:39,671 --> 00:10:41,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-That is rude, son!
-Yes.</font>

137
00:10:44,505 --> 00:10:46,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Since you are sneezing so much,</font>

138
00:10:46,088 --> 00:10:47,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">why don't you fulfill their desire?</font>

139
00:10:47,796 --> 00:10:48,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Jinx.
-No.</font>

140
00:10:49,338 --> 00:10:50,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What did you gift Amol?</font>

141
00:10:50,796 --> 00:10:52,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'll give it to him
in the room at night.</font>

142
00:10:57,421 --> 00:10:59,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Where are the condoms?</font>

143
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This one's empty as well.</font>

144
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:16,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My heart is crazy for you</font>

145
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:20,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">A gust of wind
Has turned into a storm</font>

146
00:11:21,338 --> 00:11:25,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Tonight, I will turn
All my dreams into reality</font>

147
00:11:25,463 --> 00:11:29,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">For you
I have sacrificed my slumber</font>

148
00:11:29,963 --> 00:11:31,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My curls are craving fire</font>

149
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am gonna love you too much</font>

150
00:11:34,505 --> 00:11:38,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kiss me!
Touch me!</font>

151
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:43,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kiss me!
Touch me!</font>

152
00:11:43,546 --> 00:11:47,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The night is young
My body is burning</font>

153
00:11:47,838 --> 00:11:52,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This fervor of love
Won't let you sleep</font>

154
00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:56,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The night is young
My body is burning</font>

155
00:11:56,755 --> 00:12:01,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This fervor of love
Won't let you sleep</font>

156
00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:05,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bikini body, bikini body
Bikini body, yeah!</font>

157
00:12:05,213 --> 00:12:07,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My bikini body
Bikini body</font>

158
00:12:08,046 --> 00:12:09,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kiss me!</font>

159
00:12:09,713 --> 00:12:11,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm your hottie</font>

160
00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:14,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on and touch my soul</font>

161
00:12:14,171 --> 00:12:15,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm so naughty</font>

162
00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:18,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Tonight is the night that we roll</font>

163
00:12:19,463 --> 00:12:22,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let there be some mischief</font>

164
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:27,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Love me properly</font>

165
00:12:27,755 --> 00:12:32,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't be shy
Don't hesitate</font>

166
00:12:32,213 --> 00:12:36,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just take me in your arms</font>

167
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kiss me!</font>

168
00:12:39,088 --> 00:12:41,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kiss me!
Touch me!</font>

169
00:12:41,296 --> 00:12:45,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kiss me!
Touch me!</font>

170
00:12:45,713 --> 00:12:49,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The night's young
My body is burning</font>

171
00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:54,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This fervor of love
Won't let you sleep</font>

172
00:12:54,713 --> 00:12:58,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The night's young
My body is burning</font>

173
00:12:58,963 --> 00:13:03,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This fervor of love won't let you sleep…</font>

174
00:13:09,713 --> 00:13:10,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you running away?</font>

175
00:13:11,130 --> 00:13:12,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I was trying to.</font>

176
00:13:21,213 --> 00:13:22,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go ahead…</font>

177
00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:24,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and put out all the fire.</font>

178
00:13:24,546 --> 00:13:26,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You don't love me one bit.</font>

179
00:13:28,130 --> 00:13:29,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't.</font>

180
00:13:29,338 --> 00:13:30,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All my wedding vows</font>

181
00:13:30,838 --> 00:13:31,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">were out of hatred.</font>

182
00:13:32,213 --> 00:13:33,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Enough.</font>

183
00:13:33,255 --> 00:13:35,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All of this that you are doing…</font>

184
00:13:36,296 --> 00:13:37,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">none of this is for me.</font>

185
00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:38,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are doing it for a child!</font>

186
00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:41,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, I have to bear a child, not you!</font>

187
00:13:41,338 --> 00:13:42,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you want me
to get pregnant?</font>

188
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:43,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are so weird.</font>

189
00:13:43,755 --> 00:13:46,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Even the mention of kids
sends chills down your spine!</font>

190
00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:47,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They will keep laughing
and playing around.</font>

191
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What other games
do they want to play?</font>

192
00:13:50,005 --> 00:13:51,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Haven't they played
with my life enough?</font>

193
00:14:07,588 --> 00:14:08,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You…</font>

194
00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:14,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It was my selection
for county cricket.</font>

195
00:14:14,671 --> 00:14:15,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">County cricket.</font>

196
00:14:16,796 --> 00:14:19,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They broke my leg and
shattered my dreams with a single balloon!</font>

197
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I know,</font>

198
00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:21,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Amol…</font>

199
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have been trying really hard</font>

200
00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:27,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">to at least get a job as a coach.</font>

201
00:14:28,921 --> 00:14:31,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I want to train older boys and
let them play county cricket.</font>

202
00:14:33,130 --> 00:14:34,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But look at my fate.</font>

203
00:14:34,505 --> 00:14:37,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have been stuck
as a PE for little kids.</font>

204
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And now, you want me
to have kids at home!</font>

205
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why are you screwing up our present</font>

206
00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:45,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">for what happened in the past
and the future that's undecided?</font>

207
00:14:45,755 --> 00:14:48,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why do you want to add kids
to this little gang of ours?</font>

208
00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:52,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go ahead.</font>

209
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:56,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Fill my life with darkness.</font>

210
00:15:03,046 --> 00:15:05,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why does she keep
bothering me for kids?</font>

211
00:15:05,546 --> 00:15:10,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Frustrated wife badgers her husband
to death with a rolling pin.</font>

212
00:15:11,505 --> 00:15:14,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And she used the same rolling pin
to roll bread for dinner.</font>

213
00:15:15,338 --> 00:15:17,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is the bloody rolling pin.</font>

214
00:15:18,255 --> 00:15:20,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The bloody rolling pin.</font>

215
00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Turn that off!</font>

216
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:27,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bro, don't vent your frustration
on my Romila.</font>

217
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:30,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I am watching everything…</font>

218
00:15:30,338 --> 00:15:31,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is an oddly complicated matter.</font>

219
00:15:32,421 --> 00:15:33,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We have discussed it a hundred times.</font>

220
00:15:34,005 --> 00:15:34,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't want kids.</font>

221
00:15:36,088 --> 00:15:37,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This isn't the first time I said it.</font>

222
00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:41,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You cannot hide someone's condoms
and have your own way!</font>

223
00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:43,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">In fact, I should be furious.</font>

224
00:15:43,755 --> 00:15:45,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have been conspired against!</font>

225
00:15:45,671 --> 00:15:47,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I am standing out here, with you!</font>

226
00:15:52,713 --> 00:15:54,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I never said no to romance.</font>

227
00:15:55,505 --> 00:15:57,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But having a kid is the issue.</font>

228
00:15:59,671 --> 00:16:00,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I hate kids!</font>

229
00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:13,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Happy birthday, bro!</font>

230
00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:40,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look, Amol, you are safe
as long as you are out here.</font>

231
00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:42,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Once you go inside,</font>

232
00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:44,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you won't be able to come out.</font>

233
00:16:48,671 --> 00:16:49,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now you decide,</font>

234
00:16:50,005 --> 00:16:51,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">to go or not to go.</font>

235
00:16:54,755 --> 00:16:55,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You made it up the stairs,</font>

236
00:16:56,296 --> 00:16:57,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but don't go in.</font>

237
00:16:58,338 --> 00:16:59,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Once you go in,</font>

238
00:16:59,755 --> 00:17:00,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">there is no way out.</font>

239
00:17:01,338 --> 00:17:02,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Listen to me,</font>

240
00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:03,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">go back.</font>

241
00:17:05,671 --> 00:17:06,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Good, good.</font>

242
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I will quietly lie on the sofa.</font>

243
00:17:13,713 --> 00:17:15,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But she was crying inconsolably.</font>

244
00:17:16,421 --> 00:17:21,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is that time to be together</font>

245
00:17:22,296 --> 00:17:27,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We are miles apart
But our hearts are close</font>

246
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:33,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Give approval to my love</font>

247
00:17:33,713 --> 00:17:39,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Says my crazy heart</font>

248
00:17:39,588 --> 00:17:45,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Says my crazy heart</font>

249
00:17:53,588 --> 00:17:54,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go away.</font>

250
00:17:56,088 --> 00:17:57,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are out of your mind,</font>

251
00:17:58,046 --> 00:17:59,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and I have to pay for it.</font>

252
00:18:00,505 --> 00:18:01,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Next time if I bother you,</font>

253
00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:05,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm willing to pay for it too.</font>

254
00:18:13,338 --> 00:18:14,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is a sign from God.</font>

255
00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:17,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Things can go awfully wrong.</font>

256
00:18:17,713 --> 00:18:18,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You know what,</font>

257
00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:19,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">let's just get out of here.</font>

258
00:18:19,796 --> 00:18:24,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sneaking to the rooftop</font>

259
00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:28,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">In the late evenings</font>

260
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:36,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sneaking to the rooftop</font>

261
00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:40,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">In the late evenings</font>

262
00:18:43,505 --> 00:18:48,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I still remember</font>

263
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The way you smiled</font>

264
00:18:52,421 --> 00:18:55,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And stole my heart</font>

265
00:18:55,296 --> 00:19:00,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sneaking to the rooftop</font>

266
00:19:01,171 --> 00:19:05,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">In the late evenings</font>

267
00:19:25,755 --> 00:19:27,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Romila!</font>

268
00:19:27,755 --> 00:19:29,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When will you be mine, Romila?</font>

269
00:19:30,046 --> 00:19:31,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Romila.</font>

270
00:19:37,838 --> 00:19:40,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Expiry date May 2016!</font>

271
00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:45,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Since when do condoms
have expiry dates?!</font>

272
00:19:46,046 --> 00:19:46,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bro!.</font>

273
00:19:48,296 --> 00:19:52,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Stealing my heart.</font>

274
00:19:54,213 --> 00:19:58,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Stealing my heart</font>

275
00:20:11,005 --> 00:20:13,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You need to take these
pills twice a day, okay?</font>

276
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-And--
-Doctor, please check my pulse as well.</font>

277
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sure, why not?</font>

278
00:20:16,921 --> 00:20:18,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, I was just telling her</font>

279
00:20:18,505 --> 00:20:20,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">the side effects these pills
have on the kidney.</font>

280
00:20:20,671 --> 00:20:24,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh! So, what would you advise
I should go for?</font>

281
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:25,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hemodialysis?</font>

282
00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:27,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Peritoneal dialysis?</font>

283
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Immunofixation blood test?</font>

284
00:20:29,546 --> 00:20:31,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Whatever!
Only if you say so, Doctor!</font>

285
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Only if you say so.</font>

286
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:35,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dr. Satsangi, the next patient is waiting.</font>

287
00:20:37,755 --> 00:20:38,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">By the way,</font>

288
00:20:39,213 --> 00:20:40,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">these are not pills.</font>

289
00:20:41,755 --> 00:20:44,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I was giving these to you
instead of toffees.</font>

290
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Congratulations!
He knows everything.</font>

291
00:20:47,255 --> 00:20:48,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He'll take care of your delivery, okay?</font>

292
00:20:49,046 --> 00:20:50,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please leave.</font>

293
00:20:51,713 --> 00:20:52,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Doctor!
-Yeah?</font>

294
00:20:52,838 --> 00:20:55,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu is complaining of terrible cramps.</font>

295
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, I set her up for an ultrasound.</font>

296
00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:58,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Please have a look.
-Okay.</font>

297
00:20:58,546 --> 00:21:00,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Good morning, Doctor!
-Good morning.</font>

298
00:21:02,546 --> 00:21:05,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay, so I have applied the gel.
Should we start?</font>

299
00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:06,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes.</font>

300
00:21:06,671 --> 00:21:10,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just call Romila and tell her
I'll do the interview two hours earlier.</font>

301
00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:13,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, she just called
and canceled the interview.</font>

302
00:21:13,296 --> 00:21:14,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What?!</font>

303
00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:15,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Canceled?!</font>

304
00:21:15,921 --> 00:21:16,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When?!</font>

305
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:17,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Last night.</font>

306
00:21:17,796 --> 00:21:20,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Last night is just… just…</font>

307
00:21:22,296 --> 00:21:24,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She's done that the tenth time!</font>

308
00:21:25,005 --> 00:21:26,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That bitch!</font>

309
00:21:26,213 --> 00:21:27,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Twentieth time, sir.</font>

310
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:32,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I delivered 43 babies in a single day
with these hands.</font>

311
00:21:33,005 --> 00:21:34,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doesn't she feel
this is worth covering?</font>

312
00:21:34,963 --> 00:21:36,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is a record of sorts.</font>

313
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:40,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, I requested her to do the interview.</font>

314
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:43,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But she told me she's got
more important things to cover.</font>

315
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:45,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah, of course!
There are important things.</font>

316
00:21:45,713 --> 00:21:46,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes, sir.</font>

317
00:21:47,171 --> 00:21:49,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She is attending the funeral
of the Queen's dog.</font>

318
00:21:49,338 --> 00:21:50,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah, of course.</font>

319
00:21:50,588 --> 00:21:51,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That is also important.</font>

320
00:21:52,088 --> 00:21:53,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Very… important.</font>

321
00:22:00,546 --> 00:22:02,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Even I felt so!</font>

322
00:22:04,463 --> 00:22:06,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, I think it's a stone.</font>

323
00:22:06,546 --> 00:22:09,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's not a stone, darling.
It's a baby.</font>

324
00:22:09,671 --> 00:22:11,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What?!
-You are going to be a mother.</font>

325
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:13,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are pregnant.
Congratulations!</font>

326
00:22:14,338 --> 00:22:15,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What?</font>

327
00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:16,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean, is it true?</font>

328
00:22:16,463 --> 00:22:17,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah. Look at it.</font>

329
00:22:20,421 --> 00:22:21,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh my God!</font>

330
00:22:22,546 --> 00:22:24,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But we were using protection.</font>

331
00:22:25,755 --> 00:22:30,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Life and condoms
are full of surprises, baby.</font>

332
00:22:40,046 --> 00:22:42,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Long live the revolution!</font>

333
00:22:42,338 --> 00:22:44,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Long live the revolution!</font>

334
00:22:45,171 --> 00:22:47,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Long live the revolution!</font>

335
00:22:48,046 --> 00:22:51,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Be the change
you wish to see in the world!</font>

336
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"Dear Elizabeth and countrymen…</font>

337
00:23:04,796 --> 00:23:07,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is with profound grief that
I would like to inform you</font>

338
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that my mental condition is in danger.</font>

339
00:23:12,046 --> 00:23:14,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have been sent to the asylum twice,</font>

340
00:23:14,963 --> 00:23:16,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but I was thrown out of there as well."</font>

341
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"They've never made me the coach.</font>

342
00:23:19,213 --> 00:23:21,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But I request you</font>

343
00:23:21,921 --> 00:23:23,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">to donate generously</font>

344
00:23:23,130 --> 00:23:27,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">for my upcoming brain transplant.</font>

345
00:23:27,671 --> 00:23:30,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Otherwise, I'll jump to death
from the school rooftop.</font>

346
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Killjoy, Amol Khote.</font>

347
00:23:37,463 --> 00:23:40,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Accepting Paytm, GPay, bank transfer.</font>

348
00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:41,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Prefer cash."</font>

349
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Clever!
-It's okay, Mr. Khote.</font>

350
00:23:46,046 --> 00:23:49,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">As long as you realize
you are a lunatic.</font>

351
00:23:49,255 --> 00:23:51,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You could have asked me directly.</font>

352
00:23:51,838 --> 00:23:53,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We would have made
adjustments post surgery.</font>

353
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But I didn't write any of this, sir.</font>

354
00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:56,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">These kids have written it!</font>

355
00:23:56,921 --> 00:23:57,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, us?</font>

356
00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:00,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why would we do such a thing?</font>

357
00:24:00,963 --> 00:24:04,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If we step on an ant,</font>

358
00:24:04,296 --> 00:24:07,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">we immediately give it first aid.</font>

359
00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:10,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Angels.</font>

360
00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Who are you?</font>

361
00:24:11,338 --> 00:24:12,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Answer!</font>

362
00:24:12,296 --> 00:24:14,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">JJ, 5B.</font>

363
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I didn't ask for your username.</font>

364
00:24:16,838 --> 00:24:19,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Jigar Janardhan, 5B.</font>

365
00:24:19,755 --> 00:24:21,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Nice name.
-"Nice name!"</font>

366
00:24:22,463 --> 00:24:23,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you a principal or a pendulum?</font>

367
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have never been so
humiliated in my life before.</font>

368
00:24:27,713 --> 00:24:28,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am crazy!</font>

369
00:24:29,921 --> 00:24:31,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm tired of telling you this.</font>

370
00:24:31,713 --> 00:24:34,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes, and I'm tired of hearing it!</font>

371
00:24:34,463 --> 00:24:36,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"If you let me coach high school kids,</font>

372
00:24:36,713 --> 00:24:39,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">County Seven would have
won the World Cup by now!"</font>

373
00:24:39,630 --> 00:24:40,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's all engraved on my mind!</font>

374
00:24:40,921 --> 00:24:43,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But I'm stuck here
with these little delinquents!</font>

375
00:24:43,421 --> 00:24:45,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I understand.
-To hell with your understanding!</font>

376
00:24:45,963 --> 00:24:47,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you going to do something or not?</font>

377
00:24:47,838 --> 00:24:48,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Am I crazy?</font>

378
00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:50,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Am I crazy?!
-Answer!</font>

379
00:24:50,463 --> 00:24:51,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe.</font>

380
00:24:51,546 --> 00:24:53,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe?! You little…</font>

381
00:24:54,463 --> 00:24:55,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is going on here, sir?</font>

382
00:24:58,213 --> 00:24:59,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There's a door there.</font>

383
00:25:00,088 --> 00:25:01,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You never told me about it.</font>

384
00:25:03,421 --> 00:25:04,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is not fair, sir.</font>

385
00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:10,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Should I check your
birth charts as well?</font>

386
00:25:11,005 --> 00:25:13,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Recently I have been
offering two birth charts</font>

387
00:25:13,630 --> 00:25:16,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">complimentary on a single veneration.</font>

388
00:25:16,713 --> 00:25:18,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There's nothing to check.</font>

389
00:25:19,296 --> 00:25:21,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">God has answered our prayers.</font>

390
00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:25,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">May peace and tranquility prevail.
May peace…</font>

391
00:25:27,796 --> 00:25:31,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't know about peace,
but I see signs of war.</font>

392
00:25:31,421 --> 00:25:32,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What happened, Amol?</font>

393
00:25:32,588 --> 00:25:33,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What else?</font>

394
00:25:33,796 --> 00:25:35,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">These kids have
made my life miserable.</font>

395
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I want to crush them.</font>

396
00:25:40,755 --> 00:25:44,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Khargosh, let's go make
a hot cup of tea for Amol</font>

397
00:25:44,546 --> 00:25:45,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">so that he calms down.</font>

398
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:48,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't walk at a snail's pace.
Hurry up.</font>

399
00:25:54,046 --> 00:25:54,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What's this?</font>

400
00:25:56,171 --> 00:25:58,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is very close.</font>

401
00:26:00,255 --> 00:26:01,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Who?</font>

402
00:26:01,338 --> 00:26:02,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Rahu.</font>

403
00:26:17,588 --> 00:26:18,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you going to cook this for dinner?</font>

404
00:26:18,588 --> 00:26:20,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, it is his piles report.</font>

405
00:26:20,213 --> 00:26:21,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He went to see the doctor yesterday.</font>

406
00:26:22,046 --> 00:26:23,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's embarrassed to talk about it.</font>

407
00:26:23,921 --> 00:26:25,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Impossible.</font>

408
00:26:26,421 --> 00:26:30,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">According to my calculations,
you cannot have piles.</font>

409
00:26:31,088 --> 00:26:34,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are currently
in the phase of causing pain,</font>

410
00:26:34,130 --> 00:26:35,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">not enduring any.</font>

411
00:26:35,921 --> 00:26:36,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Show me the reports.</font>

412
00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:38,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They are yours, right? Show me.</font>

413
00:26:38,213 --> 00:26:39,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">These are pregnancy reports.</font>

414
00:26:39,713 --> 00:26:41,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Whose?
-Guglu's…</font>

415
00:26:41,588 --> 00:26:43,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu's sister… Mamta's.</font>

416
00:26:45,755 --> 00:26:49,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on, sir. I think you are
in the phase of causing pain.</font>

417
00:26:49,671 --> 00:26:50,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Come on.
-Look…</font>

418
00:26:51,505 --> 00:26:53,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you are already getting affected by it.</font>

419
00:26:54,088 --> 00:26:56,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-By what?
-Rahu.</font>

420
00:26:57,838 --> 00:26:59,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is just you. Come on.</font>

421
00:26:59,630 --> 00:27:01,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Leave me.
-Move. Come on.</font>

422
00:27:01,630 --> 00:27:03,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What do you think you are doing?!</font>

423
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:04,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm teaching you a lesson.</font>

424
00:27:04,796 --> 00:27:08,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Throw him outside.
-Demon, will be doomed!</font>

425
00:27:19,421 --> 00:27:22,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You were in a bad mood, so…</font>

426
00:27:24,671 --> 00:27:26,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Never mind. Congratulations--
-How did this happen?</font>

427
00:27:28,755 --> 00:27:30,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We always use protection.</font>

428
00:27:32,213 --> 00:27:33,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How did this…</font>

429
00:27:35,213 --> 00:27:36,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No.</font>

430
00:27:37,171 --> 00:27:38,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No?</font>

431
00:27:39,338 --> 00:27:40,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Never!</font>

432
00:27:43,171 --> 00:27:44,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just because you don't want it?</font>

433
00:27:49,630 --> 00:27:52,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And why am I afraid to tell you this?</font>

434
00:27:54,213 --> 00:27:56,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's a good thing.
You should be happy.</font>

435
00:27:58,713 --> 00:28:01,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But you have forgotten
how to be happy and loving.</font>

436
00:28:03,255 --> 00:28:04,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I cannot do this.</font>

437
00:28:06,046 --> 00:28:07,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But it's done now, Amol.</font>

438
00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:10,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You may be prepared to be a mother,
but I'm reluctant to be a father!</font>

439
00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:11,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Then when will you be?</font>

440
00:28:13,921 --> 00:28:14,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you have an answer?</font>

441
00:28:16,838 --> 00:28:19,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just because you are dumb,
doesn't mean I have to be deaf.</font>

442
00:28:21,088 --> 00:28:22,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can hear my feelings.</font>

443
00:28:25,671 --> 00:28:27,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have always supported you.</font>

444
00:28:29,588 --> 00:28:31,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But if there's something I need,</font>

445
00:28:32,463 --> 00:28:33,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">what do we do about it?</font>

446
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It would have made you happier</font>

447
00:28:37,255 --> 00:28:40,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">if I had aborted the child
and come to you.</font>

448
00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:42,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let it be, Amol.</font>

449
00:28:43,130 --> 00:28:44,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't say anything.</font>

450
00:28:45,921 --> 00:28:47,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please say you wouldn't be happy.</font>

451
00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:51,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No.</font>

452
00:28:53,046 --> 00:28:53,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please.</font>

453
00:28:55,046 --> 00:28:57,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please just say
you wouldn't be happy.</font>

454
00:28:58,130 --> 00:29:00,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Leave it. It will
be like fanning the fire.</font>

455
00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:01,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Tell me that…</font>

456
00:29:03,171 --> 00:29:04,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you wouldn't be happy.</font>

457
00:29:05,046 --> 00:29:08,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please, for my sake,
tell me that you wouldn't be happy.</font>

458
00:29:11,713 --> 00:29:13,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Say you wouldn't
be happy, Amol.</font>

459
00:29:21,671 --> 00:29:22,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please…</font>

460
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:26,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I cannot live with
you in this house anymore.</font>

461
00:30:07,088 --> 00:30:08,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kavita…</font>

462
00:30:09,005 --> 00:30:10,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">we can't do this anymore.</font>

463
00:30:10,963 --> 00:30:13,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Can't we work out something?</font>

464
00:30:14,171 --> 00:30:16,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We love someone else.</font>

465
00:30:17,213 --> 00:30:18,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu.</font>

466
00:30:19,255 --> 00:30:20,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please try and understand.</font>

467
00:30:21,630 --> 00:30:22,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And, it is not you,</font>

468
00:30:23,338 --> 00:30:24,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">it is not us.</font>

469
00:30:25,213 --> 00:30:26,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's them.</font>

470
00:30:27,421 --> 00:30:31,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You see, these secret meetings
and secret conversations with you…</font>

471
00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:33,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What if Guglu finds out?</font>

472
00:30:34,171 --> 00:30:36,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You see, we cannot cheat.</font>

473
00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:43,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is rare for me to have
such a good connection with someone.</font>

474
00:30:45,130 --> 00:30:47,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I penned a couple of lines
for you yesterday, Tony.</font>

475
00:30:47,463 --> 00:30:48,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please…</font>

476
00:30:49,338 --> 00:30:52,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When relationships are so deep…</font>

477
00:30:53,046 --> 00:30:55,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When relationships are so deep,</font>

478
00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:58,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-how do they fall apart?
-Wow!</font>

479
00:30:58,171 --> 00:31:00,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When the heart has no bones,
how does it break apart?</font>

480
00:31:00,713 --> 00:31:02,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Bravo. Bravo.
-Amazing!</font>

481
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey!</font>

482
00:31:05,546 --> 00:31:08,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your whistle makes my heart skip a beat!</font>

483
00:31:12,213 --> 00:31:13,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You keep sending me your poems,</font>

484
00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:16,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and I'll keep sending
you my recorded whistles.</font>

485
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Listen, we can be friends, right?</font>

486
00:31:23,463 --> 00:31:25,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Relationships can't be
forged out of compulsion.</font>

487
00:31:25,755 --> 00:31:27,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They're built on emotions.</font>

488
00:31:27,380 --> 00:31:28,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go away.</font>

489
00:31:28,630 --> 00:31:29,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let's go.</font>

490
00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:31,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Poor thing has been left alone.</font>

491
00:31:43,005 --> 00:31:45,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look, we can discuss
the child later.</font>

492
00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:47,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">First, let's bring Guglu home.</font>

493
00:31:49,213 --> 00:31:51,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is been two months, and
I haven't apologized to her yet.</font>

494
00:31:53,713 --> 00:31:54,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How will you do it?</font>

495
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:00,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go.</font>

496
00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:02,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You tell her.</font>

497
00:32:04,171 --> 00:32:05,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wait.</font>

498
00:32:10,463 --> 00:32:11,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go on, give this to her quickly.</font>

499
00:32:12,088 --> 00:32:13,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go.</font>

500
00:32:15,505 --> 00:32:16,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is not my cup of tea.</font>

501
00:32:17,296 --> 00:32:18,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I will just make things worse.</font>

502
00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:21,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe it is rare out here,</font>

503
00:32:21,546 --> 00:32:23,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but this is normal
for Indian pigeons.</font>

504
00:32:25,088 --> 00:32:26,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Keep shitting on cars
for the rest of your life.</font>

505
00:32:38,255 --> 00:32:40,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why did you dirty my car?</font>

506
00:32:48,671 --> 00:32:49,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry.</font>

507
00:32:56,546 --> 00:32:57,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, Guglu.</font>

508
00:32:59,796 --> 00:33:01,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-How are you?
-I'm fine, Doctor.</font>

509
00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:02,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Then why are you here?</font>

510
00:33:07,296 --> 00:33:09,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm sorry. I'm sorry.</font>

511
00:33:09,463 --> 00:33:10,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm here for my checkup.</font>

512
00:33:11,130 --> 00:33:12,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Then why are you alone?</font>

513
00:33:12,713 --> 00:33:13,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Where's Amol? Is he out?</font>

514
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes, he is out of my life.</font>

515
00:33:17,213 --> 00:33:20,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir! The next patient
is getting very restless.</font>

516
00:33:20,671 --> 00:33:22,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's saying it's urgent.
Shall I send him in?</font>

517
00:33:23,005 --> 00:33:24,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No. Ask him to relax.</font>

518
00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:26,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Okay?
-Sir, I tried doing that.</font>

519
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:27,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But he just won't listen.</font>

520
00:33:27,963 --> 00:33:29,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Handle it!</font>

521
00:33:29,921 --> 00:33:30,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay.</font>

522
00:33:31,130 --> 00:33:32,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She's so useless.</font>

523
00:33:32,755 --> 00:33:33,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry.</font>

524
00:33:33,921 --> 00:33:36,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, what happened?
Anything serious?</font>

525
00:33:37,713 --> 00:33:40,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He didn't find this "good news"
to be good at all.</font>

526
00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:45,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Oh!
-Sir, he refused to relax.</font>

527
00:33:45,963 --> 00:33:46,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now what?</font>

528
00:33:46,921 --> 00:33:49,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are as useless
as a fork in a soup bowl.</font>

529
00:33:49,505 --> 00:33:50,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What?</font>

530
00:33:50,421 --> 00:33:51,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please… get out.</font>

531
00:33:52,671 --> 00:33:55,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please! Please understand
what I'm going through.</font>

532
00:33:55,505 --> 00:33:57,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No manners, as usual!</font>

533
00:33:57,296 --> 00:33:58,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I came here before you.</font>

534
00:33:58,630 --> 00:33:59,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are Mike's mother, right?</font>

535
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:01,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I will detain him.
Just stay here.</font>

536
00:34:01,838 --> 00:34:03,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You already did that!</font>

537
00:34:03,296 --> 00:34:04,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please. You have to…</font>

538
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-No problem, Doctor.
-Thank you.</font>

539
00:34:09,921 --> 00:34:10,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor.</font>

540
00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:12,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I came in first!</font>

541
00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:14,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And this ridiculous maggot
just butted in!</font>

542
00:34:15,046 --> 00:34:17,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Amol, what is wrong with you?</font>

543
00:34:18,005 --> 00:34:19,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm your family doctor,
but that doesn't mean</font>

544
00:34:19,671 --> 00:34:21,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you can butt in whenever
and wherever you want.</font>

545
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-But, Doctor, you need to--
-Shut up, you imbecile!</font>

546
00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:26,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Creating havoc in school,
and havoc outside.</font>

547
00:34:26,671 --> 00:34:28,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You ruined my dear Mike's life.</font>

548
00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:30,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Both of you, just shut up.</font>

549
00:34:31,088 --> 00:34:32,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Tell me what happened.</font>

550
00:34:32,296 --> 00:34:34,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, all this puking…</font>

551
00:34:34,921 --> 00:34:36,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">it's driving me crazy.</font>

552
00:34:37,338 --> 00:34:38,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Same, Doctor! Same!</font>

553
00:34:38,838 --> 00:34:40,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

554
00:34:40,755 --> 00:34:41,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have a job.</font>

555
00:34:42,130 --> 00:34:43,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm constantly fatigued.</font>

556
00:34:43,963 --> 00:34:45,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have no energy.</font>

557
00:34:45,796 --> 00:34:47,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Ditto! Ditto!</font>

558
00:34:47,213 --> 00:34:48,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

559
00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:53,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I need to pee… 10,000 times a day.</font>

560
00:34:53,171 --> 00:34:54,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pee too!</font>

561
00:34:54,130 --> 00:34:55,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry. Me too!</font>

562
00:34:55,213 --> 00:34:56,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor, the same things
are happening to me.</font>

563
00:34:56,921 --> 00:34:58,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

564
00:34:58,588 --> 00:35:01,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think your situation
looks more serious, love.</font>

565
00:35:01,588 --> 00:35:02,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'll come back later.</font>

566
00:35:02,755 --> 00:35:03,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay.</font>

567
00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:05,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor…</font>

568
00:35:06,088 --> 00:35:08,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">why are our symptoms similar?</font>

569
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Does she have food poisoning as well?</font>

570
00:35:10,255 --> 00:35:12,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No. She is pregnant.</font>

571
00:35:16,338 --> 00:35:19,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, you mean to say
I'm pregnant too!</font>

572
00:35:19,671 --> 00:35:23,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, I want to say that
you don't have food poisoning.</font>

573
00:35:24,005 --> 00:35:24,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Then what is it?</font>

574
00:35:25,005 --> 00:35:26,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You guys have been running
multiple tests for over a month.</font>

575
00:35:27,838 --> 00:35:29,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Random tests, antibiotics, and whatnot!</font>

576
00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:30,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">To hell with it!</font>

577
00:35:34,713 --> 00:35:36,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look, Amol,
these reports suggest that</font>

578
00:35:36,963 --> 00:35:39,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you don't have food poisoning.</font>

579
00:35:39,296 --> 00:35:41,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You don't have stomach flu.</font>

580
00:35:42,130 --> 00:35:44,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You don't have a gallbladder issue.</font>

581
00:35:45,130 --> 00:35:48,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You don't have gastroenteritis
or appendicitis.</font>

582
00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:50,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wait, where are you going?</font>

583
00:35:51,005 --> 00:35:52,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, you continue.</font>

584
00:35:52,338 --> 00:35:55,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I will come back
with Mike's mom for the delivery. Okay?</font>

585
00:35:55,088 --> 00:35:56,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Delivery is too far away.</font>

586
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Before that happens, your problems like</font>

587
00:35:59,796 --> 00:36:02,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">puking, dizziness, fatigue may get worse.</font>

588
00:36:04,130 --> 00:36:06,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe you will start
having mood swings.</font>

589
00:36:07,713 --> 00:36:09,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, you are used
to having mood swings.</font>

590
00:36:09,588 --> 00:36:11,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe you will have food cravings.</font>

591
00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:16,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe your belly…
will swell up. Maybe.</font>

592
00:36:16,546 --> 00:36:19,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There's got to be something!</font>

593
00:36:19,671 --> 00:36:21,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe you are out of your mind.</font>

594
00:36:22,130 --> 00:36:26,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe I will strangle you
with your own stethoscope.</font>

595
00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:28,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When you step out of here,</font>

596
00:36:28,088 --> 00:36:29,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you may get run over by a car!</font>

597
00:36:30,005 --> 00:36:31,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe! Maybe!</font>

598
00:36:31,713 --> 00:36:33,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe, my foot!</font>

599
00:36:36,671 --> 00:36:39,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your doctor needs
a heavy dose of electric shocks.</font>

600
00:36:39,713 --> 00:36:41,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He has completely lost his mind!</font>

601
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:44,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir!</font>

602
00:36:45,546 --> 00:36:46,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe.</font>

603
00:37:13,296 --> 00:37:18,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sneaking to the rooftops</font>

604
00:37:19,213 --> 00:37:23,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">In the late evenings</font>

605
00:37:25,213 --> 00:37:28,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You stole my heart</font>

606
00:37:30,171 --> 00:37:34,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You stole my heart</font>

607
00:37:39,463 --> 00:37:45,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is time to let our love
Reach its destination</font>

608
00:37:45,588 --> 00:37:51,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's time to finish
The conversation we started</font>

609
00:37:51,546 --> 00:37:56,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is time to let our love
Reach its destination</font>

610
00:37:57,421 --> 00:38:02,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's time to finish
The conversation we started</font>

611
00:38:02,838 --> 00:38:08,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let's erase these distances</font>

612
00:38:08,755 --> 00:38:14,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Stop testing my patience</font>

613
00:38:14,671 --> 00:38:20,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Stop testing my patience</font>

614
00:38:20,463 --> 00:38:21,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I love you, Guglu.</font>

615
00:38:21,505 --> 00:38:26,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sneaking to the rooftops</font>

616
00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:30,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">In the late evenings</font>

617
00:38:32,546 --> 00:38:34,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I still remember that day</font>

618
00:38:34,755 --> 00:38:37,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When you stole the intoxication</font>

619
00:38:37,671 --> 00:38:43,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">From my lips with your eyes</font>

620
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:46,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you remember</font>

621
00:38:46,630 --> 00:38:49,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How you ran your fingers</font>

622
00:38:49,796 --> 00:38:55,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Through my tresses?</font>

623
00:38:55,921 --> 00:39:01,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are allowed
To make those mistakes again</font>

624
00:39:02,088 --> 00:39:07,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This moment is
All about falling in love</font>

625
00:39:07,796 --> 00:39:13,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This moment is
All about falling in love</font>

626
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:14,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's my sweater.</font>

627
00:39:16,505 --> 00:39:17,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I accidentally picked it up.</font>

628
00:39:18,630 --> 00:39:19,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I mistakenly put it on.</font>

629
00:39:21,671 --> 00:39:24,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't read too much into it.</font>

630
00:39:28,005 --> 00:39:29,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It looks nice.</font>

631
00:39:31,088 --> 00:39:32,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shall I…</font>

632
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:34,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">send a couple more?</font>

633
00:39:34,838 --> 00:39:36,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You just get out.</font>

634
00:39:36,130 --> 00:39:37,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu.</font>

635
00:39:39,421 --> 00:39:40,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Come home.
-No.</font>

636
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:43,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We have been together for 20 years.</font>

637
00:39:44,463 --> 00:39:45,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please don't do this.</font>

638
00:39:47,171 --> 00:39:48,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Whatever it is,</font>

639
00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:49,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">we will deal with it.</font>

640
00:39:50,130 --> 00:39:51,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let's just go.</font>

641
00:39:52,255 --> 00:39:53,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on, Guglu.</font>

642
00:39:56,171 --> 00:39:57,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am sure you haven't
even unpacked yet.</font>

643
00:39:58,838 --> 00:40:00,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I unpacked completely.</font>

644
00:40:01,713 --> 00:40:02,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I see.</font>

645
00:40:09,171 --> 00:40:10,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go on.</font>

646
00:40:10,296 --> 00:40:11,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Quickly get your bag.</font>

647
00:40:11,921 --> 00:40:13,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You sweater thief!</font>

648
00:40:13,421 --> 00:40:14,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Damn you.</font>

649
00:40:21,338 --> 00:40:23,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just you, me, and our marriage.</font>

650
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No kids, no damnation.</font>

651
00:40:26,630 --> 00:40:27,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Have you thought of a name?</font>

652
00:40:29,171 --> 00:40:30,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Name for what?</font>

653
00:40:30,671 --> 00:40:31,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">For the child.</font>

654
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We can have pet snakes,
but not kids.</font>

655
00:40:37,171 --> 00:40:38,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah…</font>

656
00:40:39,213 --> 00:40:40,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">let's see.</font>

657
00:40:42,005 --> 00:40:43,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let us go home and talk about this.</font>

658
00:40:43,963 --> 00:40:45,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Talk about what?</font>

659
00:40:45,713 --> 00:40:46,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You know…</font>

660
00:40:47,213 --> 00:40:48,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Listen to me!</font>

661
00:40:48,963 --> 00:40:49,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu!</font>

662
00:40:52,046 --> 00:40:53,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu, what happened?</font>

663
00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:58,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You didn't come here for me.</font>

664
00:40:59,338 --> 00:41:00,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You came here
for your own sake.</font>

665
00:41:00,755 --> 00:41:01,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why would I come
for my own sake?</font>

666
00:41:02,046 --> 00:41:04,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Because nothing else
is in your control.</font>

667
00:41:11,088 --> 00:41:12,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu.</font>

668
00:41:14,588 --> 00:41:16,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

669
00:41:21,005 --> 00:41:22,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you making fun of me?</font>

670
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:25,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

671
00:41:27,130 --> 00:41:28,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu…</font>

672
00:41:30,255 --> 00:41:31,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I…</font>

673
00:41:31,463 --> 00:41:33,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I…
-Just leave.</font>

674
00:41:34,838 --> 00:41:35,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please leave.</font>

675
00:41:37,671 --> 00:41:38,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu.</font>

676
00:41:39,671 --> 00:41:40,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">what have I done?</font>

677
00:41:42,963 --> 00:41:45,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why do we need to have
a child right away?</font>

678
00:41:48,921 --> 00:41:50,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is why you came.</font>

679
00:41:52,838 --> 00:41:53,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please leave.</font>

680
00:41:55,296 --> 00:41:57,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are not the Amol I loved.</font>

681
00:42:06,130 --> 00:42:07,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Can you live alone?</font>

682
00:42:09,505 --> 00:42:11,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm alone even
when you are around.</font>

683
00:43:21,963 --> 00:43:24,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is getting very close.</font>

684
00:43:25,130 --> 00:43:26,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Rahu!</font>

685
00:43:29,421 --> 00:43:32,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Demon, you will be doomed.</font>

686
00:43:44,713 --> 00:43:47,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look, you are already
getting affected by it.</font>

687
00:43:48,630 --> 00:43:49,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Rahu.</font>

688
00:43:51,130 --> 00:43:54,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All this puking and giddiness
does not seem normal.</font>

689
00:43:55,630 --> 00:43:57,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is happening
in my stomach?</font>

690
00:43:59,088 --> 00:44:00,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your problems like</font>

691
00:44:01,005 --> 00:44:04,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">puking, dizziness, fatigue
may get worse.</font>

692
00:44:04,588 --> 00:44:07,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe you will start
having mood swings.</font>

693
00:44:07,838 --> 00:44:09,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe you will have
food cravings.</font>

694
00:44:10,046 --> 00:44:14,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe your belly…
will start to swell up.</font>

695
00:44:14,838 --> 00:44:16,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why do my pants feel tighter?</font>

696
00:44:20,130 --> 00:44:21,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Where's my phone?</font>

697
00:44:41,255 --> 00:44:43,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Google and Guglu think
they are always right.</font>

698
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If tomorrow my aunt
grows a mustache,</font>

699
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:48,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">will I call her uncle?</font>

700
00:44:54,088 --> 00:44:57,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Something is gonna happen.</font>

701
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:02,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">IT IS POSSIBLE!</font>

702
00:45:09,588 --> 00:45:10,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, Google.</font>

703
00:45:11,338 --> 00:45:12,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dr. Satsangi, please.</font>

704
00:45:13,046 --> 00:45:14,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you mean Satsangs?</font>

705
00:45:14,796 --> 00:45:17,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, I meant top Indian gynecologist</font>

706
00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:19,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dr. Satsangi in the UK.</font>

707
00:45:20,296 --> 00:45:21,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dr. Lakhanpal.</font>

708
00:45:22,130 --> 00:45:24,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">In Yorkshire County?</font>

709
00:45:24,671 --> 00:45:26,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dr. Lakhanpal.</font>

710
00:45:27,421 --> 00:45:28,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">In Birthtown?</font>

711
00:45:28,546 --> 00:45:29,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dr. Lakhanpal.</font>

712
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Seventeenth Street?</font>

713
00:45:32,046 --> 00:45:33,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dr. Lakhanpal.</font>

714
00:45:33,421 --> 00:45:34,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, that bloody Lakhanpal…</font>

715
00:45:36,546 --> 00:45:38,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I too will be famous someday!</font>

716
00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:39,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Remember that.</font>

717
00:45:40,963 --> 00:45:43,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Damn it! Dr. Satsangi is…</font>

718
00:45:44,421 --> 00:45:45,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Get out.
-What?!</font>

719
00:45:46,213 --> 00:45:47,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Get out!
-Okay.</font>

720
00:45:54,671 --> 00:45:57,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wonder what is gonna happen!</font>

721
00:45:57,671 --> 00:45:58,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor.</font>

722
00:46:03,463 --> 00:46:04,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor.</font>

723
00:46:07,505 --> 00:46:08,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor!</font>

724
00:46:08,630 --> 00:46:09,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor?</font>

725
00:46:10,630 --> 00:46:11,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Me?</font>

726
00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:13,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Such respect?</font>

727
00:46:18,421 --> 00:46:19,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor.</font>

728
00:46:20,213 --> 00:46:21,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">For the last couple of months…</font>

729
00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:24,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have been hiding
my belly behind obesity.</font>

730
00:46:25,546 --> 00:46:27,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But now, the matter
is getting out of breast--</font>

731
00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:28,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean chest--</font>

732
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's getting out of hand.</font>

733
00:46:30,380 --> 00:46:32,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are lactating!</font>

734
00:46:32,338 --> 00:46:34,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No! I am oozing milk!</font>

735
00:46:35,213 --> 00:46:37,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's called lactating.</font>

736
00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:38,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What?!</font>

737
00:46:38,630 --> 00:46:39,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How is that possible?</font>

738
00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:41,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have no control over my own body.</font>

739
00:46:42,130 --> 00:46:43,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What's going on with me?</font>

740
00:46:43,588 --> 00:46:47,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is what happens when
the patient thinks he is the doctor.</font>

741
00:46:48,005 --> 00:46:50,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Sorry, Doctor.
-Sorry, my foot!</font>

742
00:46:50,380 --> 00:46:52,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look, Amol.
I've told you this before.</font>

743
00:46:52,713 --> 00:46:55,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All your symptoms indicate
that you are pregnant.</font>

744
00:46:55,505 --> 00:46:57,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pregnant?
Who put the baby inside me?!</font>

745
00:46:57,463 --> 00:46:59,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You did it yourself!</font>

746
00:46:59,171 --> 00:47:00,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How can I put a baby in myself?!</font>

747
00:47:00,755 --> 00:47:02,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You wanted a baby in you.</font>

748
00:47:02,796 --> 00:47:03,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I never wanted a baby in me.</font>

749
00:47:04,088 --> 00:47:07,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I didn't want a baby in Guglu!
Why would I want one in myself?</font>

750
00:47:07,213 --> 00:47:08,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean…</font>

751
00:47:08,546 --> 00:47:10,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">what proof do you have
that there's a baby in here?</font>

752
00:47:11,255 --> 00:47:12,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Check it!</font>

753
00:47:12,296 --> 00:47:13,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Of course.</font>

754
00:47:13,796 --> 00:47:16,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Even I have that curiosity. Come.</font>

755
00:47:16,505 --> 00:47:17,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay, Doctor.</font>

756
00:47:18,171 --> 00:47:19,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, there's still time for that!</font>

757
00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:21,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, God!</font>

758
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I've got some good news
and bad news for you.</font>

759
00:47:34,505 --> 00:47:37,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The baby is healthy.</font>

760
00:47:39,046 --> 00:47:40,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Good news?
-Healthy.</font>

761
00:47:42,213 --> 00:47:43,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bad news?</font>

762
00:47:43,463 --> 00:47:44,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Baby.</font>

763
00:47:46,588 --> 00:47:47,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-This can't be true.
-Why?</font>

764
00:47:48,088 --> 00:47:49,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is impossible.
This is rubbish.</font>

765
00:47:49,713 --> 00:47:50,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I…</font>

766
00:47:50,963 --> 00:47:52,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How can this be possible?
Never mind, I'm leaving--</font>

767
00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:54,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What happened?</font>

768
00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:58,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I could feel something…
-Kicking?</font>

769
00:48:01,796 --> 00:48:02,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wow!</font>

770
00:48:03,296 --> 00:48:05,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You were looking for proof, right?
Now you have it.</font>

771
00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:08,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Very good.</font>

772
00:48:08,630 --> 00:48:09,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir…</font>

773
00:48:11,171 --> 00:48:14,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor, please save me.</font>

774
00:48:14,630 --> 00:48:17,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is God's will.</font>

775
00:48:17,088 --> 00:48:19,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, doctors are akin to God.</font>

776
00:48:19,713 --> 00:48:21,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, not me.</font>

777
00:48:21,713 --> 00:48:23,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor, please save me!</font>

778
00:48:25,671 --> 00:48:27,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We used all kinds of protections.</font>

779
00:48:28,296 --> 00:48:33,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You see, life and condoms
are full of surprises, son.</font>

780
00:48:35,546 --> 00:48:36,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor…</font>

781
00:48:37,088 --> 00:48:38,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Can we abort it?</font>

782
00:48:38,630 --> 00:48:41,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No way. Six months.</font>

783
00:48:41,463 --> 00:48:43,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The baby's life will be in danger.
And you could end up dead too.</font>

784
00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:45,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't want to die!</font>

785
00:48:45,630 --> 00:48:47,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I just want some peace!
I mean I always did.</font>

786
00:48:47,630 --> 00:48:48,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, you want a daughter!</font>

787
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let me check the sex of the baby.</font>

788
00:48:50,463 --> 00:48:51,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, no!</font>

789
00:48:51,713 --> 00:48:54,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wanted peace and tranquility
of body and mind, Doctor!</font>

790
00:48:55,005 --> 00:48:56,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What… what can we do now?</font>

791
00:48:57,296 --> 00:48:58,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What…</font>

792
00:48:58,963 --> 00:49:01,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Second opinion!
Can we consult another doctor</font>

793
00:49:01,296 --> 00:49:02,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">about the symptoms?</font>

794
00:49:02,838 --> 00:49:03,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Sure.
-Okay.</font>

795
00:49:04,546 --> 00:49:06,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let me call Dr. Lakhanpal. Come.</font>

796
00:49:13,421 --> 00:49:14,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's ringing.</font>

797
00:49:15,921 --> 00:49:16,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Here.</font>

798
00:49:19,213 --> 00:49:20,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What do I say?</font>

799
00:49:20,421 --> 00:49:21,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Tell him the truth.</font>

800
00:49:22,588 --> 00:49:24,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The baby is kicking.</font>

801
00:49:25,005 --> 00:49:26,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're lactating. Tell him.</font>

802
00:49:28,796 --> 00:49:30,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Tell him.
-Hello?</font>

803
00:49:31,213 --> 00:49:32,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No.</font>

804
00:49:34,213 --> 00:49:35,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If I bother you again…</font>

805
00:49:37,463 --> 00:49:38,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">we'll pay the price together.</font>

806
00:49:42,588 --> 00:49:44,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">God gave you a sign.</font>

807
00:49:44,630 --> 00:49:45,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now you have to pay for it.</font>

808
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:46,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu.</font>

809
00:49:46,796 --> 00:49:48,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Do you want to tell Guglu?
-No, I don't!</font>

810
00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:51,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You don't tell her either. Please.
-Fine.</font>

811
00:49:51,796 --> 00:49:54,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We'll deliver the news
and the baby together.</font>

812
00:49:55,171 --> 00:49:59,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor, whatever you said
about my tummy swelling up…</font>

813
00:50:00,421 --> 00:50:01,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">it's all coming true.</font>

814
00:50:03,463 --> 00:50:04,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Is there anything
else left to experience?</font>

815
00:50:04,755 --> 00:50:05,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Of course.</font>

816
00:50:06,630 --> 00:50:09,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You've yet to experience the second most
painful experience in the world.</font>

817
00:50:09,921 --> 00:50:10,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Labor pain.</font>

818
00:50:11,005 --> 00:50:11,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What's the first?</font>

819
00:50:12,588 --> 00:50:13,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Burns.</font>

820
00:50:14,796 --> 00:50:15,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You can leave.</font>

821
00:50:16,713 --> 00:50:17,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Out.</font>

822
00:50:18,130 --> 00:50:19,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay. Thank you, Doctor.</font>

823
00:50:20,338 --> 00:50:22,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please keep the phone here.</font>

824
00:50:22,213 --> 00:50:23,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Oh, sorry.
-Yeah.</font>

825
00:50:35,921 --> 00:50:39,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Koni, you elbow me every day.</font>

826
00:50:39,630 --> 00:50:43,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But your pony to my face
got me out of control.</font>

827
00:50:43,130 --> 00:50:44,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What are you saying, Tony?</font>

828
00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:47,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why are you making the bed…</font>

829
00:50:47,838 --> 00:50:49,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">when we have to spoil it anyway?</font>

830
00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:51,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on.</font>

831
00:50:51,796 --> 00:50:52,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Listen.</font>

832
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Whistle for me.</font>

833
00:50:56,505 --> 00:50:59,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Whistle? Alright, whatever you want.</font>

834
00:51:01,588 --> 00:51:03,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mamta. These guys…</font>

835
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Forget those guys
and hear my latest update.</font>

836
00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:08,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Remember that thing about
pregnancy's sixth sense?</font>

837
00:51:08,755 --> 00:51:09,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think it's come true.</font>

838
00:51:10,088 --> 00:51:11,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think he did it this time.</font>

839
00:51:11,796 --> 00:51:14,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Mamta--
-Listen… let's turn on the radio.</font>

840
00:51:14,921 --> 00:51:16,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No one will hear us.</font>

841
00:51:16,338 --> 00:51:17,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are right, darling.</font>

842
00:51:18,755 --> 00:51:21,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think he has finally
put a bun in my oven!</font>

843
00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:24,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Anyway, we tend to make a lot of noise.</font>

844
00:51:26,463 --> 00:51:27,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu, say something!</font>

845
00:51:28,005 --> 00:51:29,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Forget the radio!
You need to latch the door!</font>

846
00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:31,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aren't you ashamed?</font>

847
00:51:32,588 --> 00:51:34,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go on.
Romance each other all you want!</font>

848
00:51:35,130 --> 00:51:37,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But you should check around first!</font>

849
00:51:37,630 --> 00:51:39,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My child wants grandparents,</font>

850
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">not an uncle!</font>

851
00:51:43,630 --> 00:51:47,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is my channel.
You are watching my news.</font>

852
00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:51,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am Romila,
and I am watching everything.</font>

853
00:51:51,421 --> 00:51:52,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What are you staring at?</font>

854
00:51:53,838 --> 00:51:54,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I…</font>

855
00:51:55,171 --> 00:51:56,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm wearing Dad's old clothes.</font>

856
00:51:59,505 --> 00:52:00,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I was missing him.</font>

857
00:52:00,588 --> 00:52:03,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">These are not your dad's old clothes.</font>

858
00:52:03,963 --> 00:52:06,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">These are my old clothes. I wore them
when I was pregnant with you!</font>

859
00:52:07,713 --> 00:52:09,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Earlier you would flare up your nostrils,</font>

860
00:52:09,546 --> 00:52:11,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and now you roam around
with a flared tummy!</font>

861
00:52:11,588 --> 00:52:13,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu has a baby in her tummy,</font>

862
00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:14,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but what's the deal with your tummy?</font>

863
00:52:15,046 --> 00:52:16,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What have you been up to?</font>

864
00:52:17,130 --> 00:52:19,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Why are you yelling?
-I'm-- I'm not yelling!</font>

865
00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:23,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I hope my child doesn't
turn out rude like you.</font>

866
00:52:23,088 --> 00:52:23,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What?</font>

867
00:52:24,546 --> 00:52:25,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Forget that.</font>

868
00:52:26,588 --> 00:52:28,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Ever since Guglu left him…</font>

869
00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:32,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">there is only one thing
I've been praying for.</font>

870
00:52:33,005 --> 00:52:36,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Lord, please perform a miracle</font>

871
00:52:36,755 --> 00:52:39,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">so that I can be around my grandchild
for the next nine months,</font>

872
00:52:39,963 --> 00:52:42,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and watch him grow up</font>

873
00:52:43,046 --> 00:52:44,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">in this very house!</font>

874
00:52:44,588 --> 00:52:46,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't make a wish like that!</font>

875
00:52:46,588 --> 00:52:47,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What are you saying?</font>

876
00:52:47,921 --> 00:52:49,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Am I not even allowed to pray</font>

877
00:52:49,588 --> 00:52:50,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">for his child?!</font>

878
00:52:59,421 --> 00:53:00,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Friends!</font>

879
00:53:00,588 --> 00:53:03,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I want to announce
to the world today…</font>

880
00:53:03,255 --> 00:53:04,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That I am gonna be a mother--</font>

881
00:53:04,963 --> 00:53:07,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry. I am gonna be
the father of someone's child.</font>

882
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

883
00:53:09,963 --> 00:53:11,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

884
00:53:12,005 --> 00:53:13,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy…</font>

885
00:53:13,546 --> 00:53:16,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shame on you!</font>

886
00:53:16,130 --> 00:53:18,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

887
00:53:18,255 --> 00:53:20,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

888
00:53:20,338 --> 00:53:21,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy…</font>

889
00:53:21,838 --> 00:53:24,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Something's gonna happen!</font>

890
00:53:24,421 --> 00:53:28,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This bizarre matter
Will destroy me</font>

891
00:53:28,588 --> 00:53:32,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What am I gonna say
When someone asks?</font>

892
00:53:32,671 --> 00:53:36,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sounds funny to others
But to me, it's trouble</font>

893
00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:40,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">God has betrayed me!</font>

894
00:53:43,421 --> 00:53:46,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pushpa, I am pregnant.</font>

895
00:53:48,213 --> 00:53:49,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you telling me a joke
to make me laugh?</font>

896
00:53:50,213 --> 00:53:51,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Nonsense!</font>

897
00:53:51,296 --> 00:53:52,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bugger!</font>

898
00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:53,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You think this is a joke?</font>

899
00:53:54,046 --> 00:53:54,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Really?</font>

900
00:53:55,130 --> 00:53:58,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Have you ever heard about
a man getting pregnant?</font>

901
00:53:58,463 --> 00:53:59,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No!</font>

902
00:54:00,505 --> 00:54:02,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean, why not!</font>

903
00:54:03,130 --> 00:54:04,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All you need is someone with guts.</font>

904
00:54:05,713 --> 00:54:06,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Anyway, tell me.</font>

905
00:54:07,046 --> 00:54:07,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Is it mine?</font>

906
00:54:08,213 --> 00:54:10,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Is it mine? Is it mine?
-Stop it!</font>

907
00:54:10,255 --> 00:54:11,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Stop it. Stop it.
-Is it mine?</font>

908
00:54:12,046 --> 00:54:13,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Stop it!</font>

909
00:54:13,505 --> 00:54:15,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your perfume is making me dizzy!</font>

910
00:54:15,838 --> 00:54:17,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Amol!</font>

911
00:54:25,463 --> 00:54:27,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Look at that!
-It's like an island!</font>

912
00:54:28,171 --> 00:54:30,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-It's like an island!
-Get lost!</font>

913
00:54:30,630 --> 00:54:32,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

914
00:54:32,671 --> 00:54:34,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

915
00:54:34,755 --> 00:54:35,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy…</font>

916
00:54:36,338 --> 00:54:38,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shame on you!</font>

917
00:54:38,921 --> 00:54:40,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

918
00:54:40,963 --> 00:54:42,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

919
00:54:43,046 --> 00:54:44,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy…</font>

920
00:54:46,671 --> 00:54:49,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Something is gonna happen!</font>

921
00:54:49,088 --> 00:54:51,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I need something sour.
Like tamarind.</font>

922
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Or pickle. Anything.</font>

923
00:54:53,713 --> 00:54:56,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I need something sour.
Something sour.</font>

924
00:54:56,296 --> 00:54:57,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pickle.</font>

925
00:54:58,338 --> 00:55:00,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sour pickle.
Tamarind. Anything.</font>

926
00:55:00,338 --> 00:55:01,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pickle.</font>

927
00:55:02,630 --> 00:55:05,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sour pickle.
Tamarind. Anything.</font>

928
00:55:05,463 --> 00:55:06,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pickle.</font>

929
00:55:11,088 --> 00:55:12,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Lunch boxes.</font>

930
00:55:12,463 --> 00:55:14,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I will lick all these bags.</font>

931
00:55:14,505 --> 00:55:15,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I will lick all the lunch boxes.</font>

932
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:16,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is my food.</font>

933
00:55:20,546 --> 00:55:22,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He ate all the pickles?</font>

934
00:55:23,005 --> 00:55:24,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The man left the parathas…</font>

935
00:55:25,380 --> 00:55:28,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and ate all the pickles!</font>

936
00:55:30,296 --> 00:55:32,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Moreover, he has left
notes in our lunch boxes.</font>

937
00:55:33,213 --> 00:55:36,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"Sorry, dear.
I forgot to pack pickles."</font>

938
00:55:37,713 --> 00:55:39,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look at his behavior!</font>

939
00:55:39,255 --> 00:55:41,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And then he says he's not a lunatic!</font>

940
00:55:42,088 --> 00:55:44,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Amol, this problem
has gotten out of hand.</font>

941
00:55:44,630 --> 00:55:46,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Never trust problems or your belly.</font>

942
00:55:47,171 --> 00:55:48,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They steer out of control at any time.</font>

943
00:55:48,380 --> 00:55:50,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's been stuffing his face,
and he's still hungry!</font>

944
00:55:50,963 --> 00:55:52,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How will he make us exercise?</font>

945
00:55:53,255 --> 00:55:54,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You need to take it out.</font>

946
00:55:54,963 --> 00:55:56,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Not yet.</font>

947
00:55:56,671 --> 00:55:57,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's the seventh…</font>

948
00:55:59,005 --> 00:56:00,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have three months to go.</font>

949
00:56:01,213 --> 00:56:03,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I said I need 48!</font>

950
00:56:03,546 --> 00:56:05,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, even before
our new stock comes in,</font>

951
00:56:05,671 --> 00:56:07,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you come back for a new size.</font>

952
00:56:08,755 --> 00:56:10,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your taunts are spot on.</font>

953
00:56:10,380 --> 00:56:11,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why can't you get me the right size?!</font>

954
00:56:16,046 --> 00:56:17,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Is that Amol in there?</font>

955
00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:19,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, ma'am.
It's a crazy guy in there.</font>

956
00:56:19,380 --> 00:56:20,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Same thing.</font>

957
00:56:21,713 --> 00:56:22,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why does he need size 48?</font>

958
00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:24,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How do I know?</font>

959
00:56:24,171 --> 00:56:26,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">His tummy is sticking out.</font>

960
00:56:32,005 --> 00:56:33,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Is there a problem, sir?</font>

961
00:56:34,255 --> 00:56:35,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Depressed?</font>

962
00:56:35,463 --> 00:56:36,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Missing someone?</font>

963
00:56:37,713 --> 00:56:39,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey! Stay in your limits.</font>

964
00:56:39,755 --> 00:56:40,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What happened?</font>

965
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Eating and drinking too much, I reckon.</font>

966
00:56:43,463 --> 00:56:44,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No one to take care of you?</font>

967
00:56:45,755 --> 00:56:47,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You can only see my tummy.</font>

968
00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:49,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You don't know what's inside it.</font>

969
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:50,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's sick.</font>

970
00:56:51,130 --> 00:56:52,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And don't try to be my wife.</font>

971
00:56:53,421 --> 00:56:54,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She left me.</font>

972
00:56:55,380 --> 00:56:56,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I left him?</font>

973
00:56:57,588 --> 00:57:00,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And please, Sister,
give me my pants. I need them.</font>

974
00:57:02,088 --> 00:57:04,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There's a bloody discount, sir!</font>

975
00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:05,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think you should take it!</font>

976
00:57:17,255 --> 00:57:18,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Friends!</font>

977
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">In just three months,</font>

978
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">there's gonna be an explosion.</font>

979
00:57:22,796 --> 00:57:25,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry… there can be explosions.</font>

980
00:57:28,463 --> 00:57:32,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Emotions make love unbearable</font>

981
00:57:32,546 --> 00:57:36,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I hope this doesn't make me the hot topic</font>

982
00:57:36,713 --> 00:57:40,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Emotions make love unbearable</font>

983
00:57:40,838 --> 00:57:45,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I hope this doesn't make me the hot topic</font>

984
00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:49,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How long will my rotten luck
Conspire against me?</font>

985
00:57:49,630 --> 00:57:53,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Like a sweetmeat
Making my mood sour</font>

986
00:57:53,630 --> 00:57:57,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sounds funny to others
But to me, it's trouble</font>

987
00:57:57,755 --> 00:58:02,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There's no time to pull myself together</font>

988
00:58:10,338 --> 00:58:12,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

989
00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:14,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy is pregnant!</font>

990
00:58:14,505 --> 00:58:15,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy…</font>

991
00:58:16,046 --> 00:58:19,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Something is gonna happen!</font>

992
00:58:39,713 --> 00:58:40,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you need anything?</font>

993
00:58:42,796 --> 00:58:43,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's okay.</font>

994
00:58:44,588 --> 00:58:45,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can understand.</font>

995
00:58:46,421 --> 00:58:47,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You did it.</font>

996
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Even the doctors were impressed.</font>

997
00:58:51,130 --> 00:58:53,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They said you didn't
trouble them much.</font>

998
00:58:54,838 --> 00:58:55,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How?</font>

999
00:58:56,671 --> 00:58:58,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You trouble me so much.</font>

1000
00:59:01,588 --> 00:59:05,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How do you women
tolerate so much pain?</font>

1001
00:59:06,505 --> 00:59:08,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The same way we tolerate you.</font>

1002
00:59:08,796 --> 00:59:10,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Will you ever leave me again?</font>

1003
00:59:12,713 --> 00:59:14,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy…</font>

1004
00:59:17,713 --> 00:59:18,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy…</font>

1005
00:59:18,630 --> 00:59:19,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu.</font>

1006
00:59:21,588 --> 00:59:22,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu!</font>

1007
00:59:22,755 --> 00:59:23,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy…</font>

1008
00:59:25,755 --> 00:59:26,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu!</font>

1009
00:59:29,713 --> 00:59:30,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu!</font>

1010
00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:48,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I just hate kids.</font>

1011
00:59:48,255 --> 00:59:49,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Is that why I am pregnant?</font>

1012
00:59:52,296 --> 00:59:56,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Fate has kicked me in the… guts.</font>

1013
01:00:00,838 --> 01:00:03,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't know what
I'm gonna do with this kid.</font>

1014
01:00:04,338 --> 01:00:05,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu, I'm…</font>

1015
01:00:06,421 --> 01:00:07,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm in deep trouble.</font>

1016
01:00:09,671 --> 01:00:10,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm very confused.</font>

1017
01:00:12,463 --> 01:00:13,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If you were around…</font>

1018
01:00:15,005 --> 01:00:16,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you would have made fun of me.</font>

1019
01:00:17,630 --> 01:00:19,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But you would have
also found a solution.</font>

1020
01:00:21,921 --> 01:00:23,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I miss you--
-Hello?</font>

1021
01:00:23,546 --> 01:00:24,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello?</font>

1022
01:00:24,755 --> 01:00:27,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dear, you can have
a conversation even if…</font>

1023
01:00:27,421 --> 01:00:28,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">someone dialed the wrong number.</font>

1024
01:00:28,713 --> 01:00:30,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you want to talk to a stranger?</font>

1025
01:00:30,713 --> 01:00:31,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go ahead!</font>

1026
01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:32,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on! Take it!</font>

1027
01:00:34,546 --> 01:00:35,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Does he think</font>

1028
01:00:36,046 --> 01:00:38,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wouldn't know it's him calling if he
doesn't call from his mobile number?</font>

1029
01:00:39,005 --> 01:00:41,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Child, listen to me--
-I don't want to listen!</font>

1030
01:00:41,838 --> 01:00:43,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No one cares about me!</font>

1031
01:00:44,588 --> 01:00:46,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I sent such a nice joke
on WhatsApp in the morning.</font>

1032
01:00:47,046 --> 01:00:49,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Both of you read it
but neither of you replied!</font>

1033
01:00:49,505 --> 01:00:52,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Because it was an old joke.
-So what, Dad?</font>

1034
01:00:53,255 --> 01:00:55,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Everyone knows that
I don't like coriander in my food.</font>

1035
01:00:56,755 --> 01:00:59,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But there is coriander in every dish!</font>

1036
01:00:59,630 --> 01:01:03,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Child, I will stop ordering
coriander altogether. Okay?</font>

1037
01:01:03,421 --> 01:01:04,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Happy?
-No, Dad!</font>

1038
01:01:05,588 --> 01:01:10,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Also, you two watched
the MasterChef finale without me!</font>

1039
01:01:11,546 --> 01:01:13,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, child.
I never saw that.</font>

1040
01:01:13,088 --> 01:01:14,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Of course, Dad!</font>

1041
01:01:16,130 --> 01:01:19,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are my feelings invisible to you?</font>

1042
01:01:22,713 --> 01:01:25,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My baby! My child!
My dear Guglu!</font>

1043
01:01:26,005 --> 01:01:28,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't cry, my child.</font>

1044
01:01:29,505 --> 01:01:31,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu…</font>

1045
01:01:31,296 --> 01:01:32,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey!</font>

1046
01:01:32,296 --> 01:01:35,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My child… we are
always there for you.</font>

1047
01:01:36,338 --> 01:01:38,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Koni and Tony are
always there for you.</font>

1048
01:01:38,213 --> 01:01:39,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We will never leave you.</font>

1049
01:01:40,921 --> 01:01:42,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your dad is always with you.</font>

1050
01:01:47,588 --> 01:01:48,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What?</font>

1051
01:01:48,588 --> 01:01:49,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry.</font>

1052
01:01:49,963 --> 01:01:51,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You see, I'm pregnant.</font>

1053
01:01:52,171 --> 01:01:55,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, I'm just overwhelmed.</font>

1054
01:01:58,421 --> 01:01:59,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I love you.</font>

1055
01:02:01,005 --> 01:02:01,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She's mine.</font>

1056
01:02:02,630 --> 01:02:03,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She's ours!</font>

1057
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:04,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay.</font>

1058
01:02:06,755 --> 01:02:08,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is your house.</font>

1059
01:02:09,838 --> 01:02:10,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't worry.</font>

1060
01:02:11,296 --> 01:02:14,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sleep, little one…</font>

1061
01:02:14,505 --> 01:02:15,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey!</font>

1062
01:02:16,755 --> 01:02:17,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Can't you see?</font>

1063
01:02:19,046 --> 01:02:20,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm tucking the baby in.</font>

1064
01:02:22,213 --> 01:02:24,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, go to sleep.</font>

1065
01:02:26,213 --> 01:02:27,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Because if you wake up,</font>

1066
01:02:28,130 --> 01:02:29,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">my secret will be exposed.</font>

1067
01:02:32,630 --> 01:02:33,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Can I take a sip?</font>

1068
01:02:34,255 --> 01:02:35,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">One little sip.</font>

1069
01:02:41,255 --> 01:02:42,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thanks.</font>

1070
01:02:44,796 --> 01:02:46,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're not getting drunk, are you?</font>

1071
01:02:48,088 --> 01:02:48,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you?</font>

1072
01:02:54,005 --> 01:02:55,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You wanna know a secret?</font>

1073
01:02:56,338 --> 01:02:58,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just a couple of miles away…</font>

1074
01:02:59,463 --> 01:03:03,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">your sibling is growing up too.</font>

1075
01:03:05,296 --> 01:03:06,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You could have tagged along with them!</font>

1076
01:03:09,255 --> 01:03:10,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Yes.
-Naughty one!</font>

1077
01:03:12,046 --> 01:03:12,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh!</font>

1078
01:03:13,755 --> 01:03:18,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes, we have
the same treacherous love…</font>

1079
01:03:18,505 --> 01:03:20,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bro…</font>

1080
01:03:21,005 --> 01:03:22,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">who are you talking to?</font>

1081
01:03:25,546 --> 01:03:26,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What are you doing?</font>

1082
01:03:28,671 --> 01:03:31,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm with my Romila.</font>

1083
01:03:32,588 --> 01:03:34,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I am Romila.
-You dog.</font>

1084
01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:37,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I am watching everything.</font>

1085
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm not a dog, bro.</font>

1086
01:03:43,046 --> 01:03:45,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm Khargosh.</font>

1087
01:03:46,588 --> 01:03:49,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If you are Khargosh, then
why are you bleating like a goat?</font>

1088
01:03:51,796 --> 01:03:54,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why are you always
lost in Romila's thoughts?</font>

1089
01:03:54,588 --> 01:03:55,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Give me that.</font>

1090
01:03:55,963 --> 01:03:59,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'll set you up with her.</font>

1091
01:04:01,296 --> 01:04:02,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">After this,</font>

1092
01:04:02,630 --> 01:04:03,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you won't be chasing after Romila.</font>

1093
01:04:07,671 --> 01:04:09,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Romila will be chasing after you.</font>

1094
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:17,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are a man who is pregnant!</font>

1095
01:04:17,213 --> 01:04:20,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are the first pregnant daddy
to bring this kind of news!</font>

1096
01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:21,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is bustling inside you?</font>

1097
01:04:22,088 --> 01:04:24,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The love of a mother
or the capacity of a father?</font>

1098
01:04:24,546 --> 01:04:26,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Focus on the belly! On the belly!</font>

1099
01:04:27,005 --> 01:04:29,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">From where will the child come out?</font>

1100
01:04:29,421 --> 01:04:31,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I don't know.
-How dare you shut me out!</font>

1101
01:04:32,380 --> 01:04:33,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The audacity!</font>

1102
01:04:33,380 --> 01:04:36,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The sheer audacity of this man
to shut the door in my face!</font>

1103
01:04:36,630 --> 01:04:37,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">In my face!</font>

1104
01:04:37,713 --> 01:04:39,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But there's no point in shutting the door.</font>

1105
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:40,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">For the sake of views--</font>

1106
01:04:40,921 --> 01:04:43,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean for the sake of news,
I can go anywhere.</font>

1107
01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:46,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">As soon as I received this
video clip from Kharghosh007…</font>

1108
01:04:46,588 --> 01:04:48,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kharghosh007?</font>

1109
01:04:49,213 --> 01:04:51,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This one thing
that was exclusive to women…</font>

1110
01:04:51,755 --> 01:04:53,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">to get pregnant, to give birth…</font>

1111
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">has been taken away from us
by the male gender.</font>

1112
01:04:58,005 --> 01:05:00,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Patriarchy has reached a new low.</font>

1113
01:05:00,671 --> 01:05:03,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Male toxicity at its worst!</font>

1114
01:05:04,046 --> 01:05:05,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello, Ms. Romila.</font>

1115
01:05:05,630 --> 01:05:07,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is Khargosh.</font>

1116
01:05:07,630 --> 01:05:09,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's a very cute pet.</font>

1117
01:05:09,921 --> 01:05:11,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean… animal.</font>

1118
01:05:12,630 --> 01:05:13,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">A person.</font>

1119
01:05:14,796 --> 01:05:15,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I am…</font>

1120
01:05:18,546 --> 01:05:19,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am…</font>

1121
01:05:23,755 --> 01:05:26,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am pregnant!</font>

1122
01:05:27,796 --> 01:05:28,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You don't believe me?</font>

1123
01:05:29,546 --> 01:05:31,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Ask Dr. Satsangi.</font>

1124
01:05:36,088 --> 01:05:38,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's kicking! Keep your
distance or you'll get hurt.</font>

1125
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:42,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This Ronaldo is making my life…</font>

1126
01:05:43,963 --> 01:05:45,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">very messy!</font>

1127
01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:46,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"My brother is pregnant!"</font>

1128
01:05:52,421 --> 01:05:54,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">#shithappens</font>

1129
01:05:54,796 --> 01:05:57,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">#karmaisabitch</font>

1130
01:05:57,588 --> 01:06:00,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">#oneplusonefree</font>

1131
01:06:00,588 --> 01:06:01,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Stand straight.</font>

1132
01:06:01,546 --> 01:06:04,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">#mybrotherstrongest</font>

1133
01:06:04,171 --> 01:06:05,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You…</font>

1134
01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:07,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What have you done?
-Sorry, bro.</font>

1135
01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:09,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The condom had expired.</font>

1136
01:06:09,546 --> 01:06:12,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I thought you would get
Sister-in-law pregnant.</font>

1137
01:06:12,713 --> 01:06:16,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Little did I know
that you too would get knocked up!</font>

1138
01:06:16,630 --> 01:06:19,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Knocked up?! Get out.
-Bro…</font>

1139
01:06:19,463 --> 01:06:20,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Out!</font>

1140
01:06:26,213 --> 01:06:28,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Amol… what is this?</font>

1141
01:06:28,713 --> 01:06:30,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Amol!</font>

1142
01:06:30,505 --> 01:06:31,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Amol!</font>

1143
01:06:31,796 --> 01:06:32,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look.</font>

1144
01:06:33,505 --> 01:06:36,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We have now connected with Dr. Satsangi.</font>

1145
01:06:36,963 --> 01:06:38,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. Amol's doctor.</font>

1146
01:06:38,421 --> 01:06:41,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's guiding him
in this tough situation.</font>

1147
01:06:41,296 --> 01:06:43,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have given this a new term.</font>

1148
01:06:43,671 --> 01:06:45,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"Pregmancy."</font>

1149
01:06:45,213 --> 01:06:46,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"Pregmancy"?</font>

1150
01:06:47,463 --> 01:06:49,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My patient Amol Khote
is experiencing the same things</font>

1151
01:06:50,130 --> 01:06:52,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that a pregnant woman does.</font>

1152
01:06:52,505 --> 01:06:53,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What?</font>

1153
01:06:53,421 --> 01:06:55,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mood swings. Food cravings.</font>

1154
01:06:56,171 --> 01:06:58,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kicks. Lactation.</font>

1155
01:06:58,505 --> 01:06:59,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is lactation?</font>

1156
01:06:59,546 --> 01:07:00,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Daddy…</font>

1157
01:07:00,463 --> 01:07:03,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Big belly, nausea, you name it.</font>

1158
01:07:03,838 --> 01:07:06,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He turned out to be a real demon.</font>

1159
01:07:07,171 --> 01:07:08,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Where did he come from?!</font>

1160
01:07:08,380 --> 01:07:12,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He must be
burned at the stake and vaporized.</font>

1161
01:07:13,005 --> 01:07:14,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, no!</font>

1162
01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:15,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-No!
-Mom…</font>

1163
01:07:16,421 --> 01:07:17,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-No.
-Mom…</font>

1164
01:07:17,505 --> 01:07:19,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No! This is a lie.</font>

1165
01:07:19,171 --> 01:07:20,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Just listen to me.
-It's a lie.</font>

1166
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Listen to me.
-I don't believe it!</font>

1167
01:07:23,046 --> 01:07:25,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I don't believe it.
-Then tell me… what is this?</font>

1168
01:07:27,421 --> 01:07:29,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Did I swallow a balloon or a football?</font>

1169
01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:31,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Something is growing inside me.</font>

1170
01:07:34,671 --> 01:07:36,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Life was already screwing me…</font>

1171
01:07:37,005 --> 01:07:38,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and now even the baby
is kicking from inside.</font>

1172
01:07:39,088 --> 01:07:40,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kicking?</font>

1173
01:07:41,005 --> 01:07:41,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Not right now.</font>

1174
01:07:42,046 --> 01:07:43,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I see. It's okay.</font>

1175
01:07:44,255 --> 01:07:45,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is how your wish was granted!</font>

1176
01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:48,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You've become a grandma.</font>

1177
01:07:49,046 --> 01:07:50,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you happy now?</font>

1178
01:07:50,296 --> 01:07:52,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I made an innocent wish.</font>

1179
01:07:52,963 --> 01:07:54,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I just wanted to become a grandma.</font>

1180
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:57,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But my son is pregnant with a child!</font>

1181
01:07:57,921 --> 01:08:00,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You have ruined my family!</font>

1182
01:08:01,755 --> 01:08:03,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Here… go ahead.</font>

1183
01:08:04,505 --> 01:08:05,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Write down your poetry first.</font>

1184
01:08:06,255 --> 01:08:07,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have a question.</font>

1185
01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:09,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If you are bearing a child,</font>

1186
01:08:10,296 --> 01:08:12,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">then what does that make Guglu?</font>

1187
01:08:12,963 --> 01:08:13,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Tell me.</font>

1188
01:08:13,921 --> 01:08:15,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Mother.
-Mother?</font>

1189
01:08:15,630 --> 01:08:17,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And what will it make you?</font>

1190
01:08:17,546 --> 01:08:18,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Fa…</font>

1191
01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:20,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Fathermother.</font>

1192
01:08:20,921 --> 01:08:22,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Fathermother?</font>

1193
01:08:22,255 --> 01:08:24,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What on earth is a fathermother?</font>

1194
01:08:24,546 --> 01:08:26,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What are the kids going to call you?</font>

1195
01:08:26,463 --> 01:08:29,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Little mama? Big mama?
My mama?</font>

1196
01:08:29,671 --> 01:08:31,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Or your mama?</font>

1197
01:08:34,755 --> 01:08:37,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm losing my mind. I think
something's growing inside me.</font>

1198
01:08:37,671 --> 01:08:38,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm feeling dizzy.</font>

1199
01:08:40,421 --> 01:08:42,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I'm going to faint.
-I'm getting furious.</font>

1200
01:08:42,838 --> 01:08:44,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I have invested
years of my experience</font>

1201
01:08:44,838 --> 01:08:46,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and talent in this case.</font>

1202
01:08:46,963 --> 01:08:49,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And now, my patient…</font>

1203
01:08:50,338 --> 01:08:51,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">he's a bit tired.</font>

1204
01:08:51,505 --> 01:08:53,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's nine months pregnant.</font>

1205
01:08:54,671 --> 01:08:56,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Oh, God…
-We decided on…</font>

1206
01:08:56,505 --> 01:08:57,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">keeping this a secret till the due date.</font>

1207
01:08:59,463 --> 01:09:02,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Satsangi, I will gonna kill you.</font>

1208
01:09:03,005 --> 01:09:06,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"I will kill you, Satsangi!"</font>

1209
01:09:06,505 --> 01:09:08,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Amol Khote is experiencing
the same things</font>

1210
01:09:09,338 --> 01:09:11,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that a pregnant woman does.</font>

1211
01:09:12,005 --> 01:09:13,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Satsangi!</font>

1212
01:09:13,838 --> 01:09:15,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What nonsense is this?</font>

1213
01:09:15,421 --> 01:09:16,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He is pregnant?!</font>

1214
01:09:16,796 --> 01:09:17,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Where did it come from?</font>

1215
01:09:17,838 --> 01:09:20,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Have you ever thought about
how you are gonna get it out?</font>

1216
01:09:21,213 --> 01:09:23,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is a medical marvel.</font>

1217
01:09:24,005 --> 01:09:25,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Is he a superhero?</font>

1218
01:09:25,505 --> 01:09:26,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No.</font>

1219
01:09:26,546 --> 01:09:29,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">For locals like you,
it's an act of nature.</font>

1220
01:09:29,796 --> 01:09:31,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Call it destiny.</font>

1221
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-It can't be an act of nature.
-Why?</font>

1222
01:09:34,380 --> 01:09:37,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Otherwise, Mamta would have
also been pregnant by an act of nature!</font>

1223
01:09:37,255 --> 01:09:38,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, God!</font>

1224
01:09:38,546 --> 01:09:40,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-The poor woman is traumatized!
-Why?</font>

1225
01:09:41,005 --> 01:09:42,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Because I ended up
getting pregnant before her.</font>

1226
01:09:42,963 --> 01:09:43,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And now, Amol is pregnant as well!</font>

1227
01:09:44,046 --> 01:09:45,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, God! That Mamta!</font>

1228
01:09:46,130 --> 01:09:48,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why are you so stressed?</font>

1229
01:09:48,755 --> 01:09:51,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You and Amol can
give your first child to her.</font>

1230
01:09:51,296 --> 01:09:52,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why will I give away my child?</font>

1231
01:09:53,296 --> 01:09:54,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And inside?</font>

1232
01:09:54,671 --> 01:09:56,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's kicking from the inside.</font>

1233
01:09:56,505 --> 01:09:58,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Who?
-It's a boy!</font>

1234
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:00,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What?
-No!</font>

1235
01:10:00,505 --> 01:10:01,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No way!</font>

1236
01:10:03,046 --> 01:10:04,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is a lie.</font>

1237
01:10:04,088 --> 01:10:05,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is a lie.</font>

1238
01:10:05,338 --> 01:10:08,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's going through the exact
same things you are going through.</font>

1239
01:10:10,588 --> 01:10:11,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When did you leave him?</font>

1240
01:10:12,046 --> 01:10:14,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The same day you handed me the reports.</font>

1241
01:10:14,088 --> 01:10:17,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Right. That was the time when
his "pregmancy" was confirmed.</font>

1242
01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:18,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes, that's true.</font>

1243
01:10:18,755 --> 01:10:20,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Both of your reports were positive.</font>

1244
01:10:20,713 --> 01:10:23,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think you two
conceived at the same time.</font>

1245
01:10:23,213 --> 01:10:24,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I wouldn't be surprised</font>

1246
01:10:24,671 --> 01:10:26,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">if you both deliver on the same day.</font>

1247
01:10:27,005 --> 01:10:28,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Didn't he opt for an abortion?</font>

1248
01:10:29,171 --> 01:10:30,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He likes the idea of it.</font>

1249
01:10:30,630 --> 01:10:31,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He did think about it…</font>

1250
01:10:32,130 --> 01:10:34,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but it was too late.</font>

1251
01:10:34,296 --> 01:10:36,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's in his nature to be late.</font>

1252
01:10:42,505 --> 01:10:44,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wait, Guglu!
Where are you going?</font>

1253
01:10:44,463 --> 01:10:45,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let's sneak out of here.</font>

1254
01:10:47,796 --> 01:10:50,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, God! I'll have to
stay like this till delivery.</font>

1255
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:54,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Will people question my manhood</font>

1256
01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:55,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">because I'm pregnant?</font>

1257
01:10:56,421 --> 01:10:58,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But even Guglu
is pregnant with my child…</font>

1258
01:11:20,088 --> 01:11:21,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-How is this possible?
-No idea.</font>

1259
01:11:21,671 --> 01:11:23,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I mean… he got pregnant!
-Yes.</font>

1260
01:11:23,838 --> 01:11:25,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Exactly.
-What is all this?</font>

1261
01:11:26,296 --> 01:11:27,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Should I call him?
-Yeah.</font>

1262
01:11:27,546 --> 01:11:28,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why can't he call me?</font>

1263
01:11:28,588 --> 01:11:30,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I mean, can't he call--
-Mrs. Guglu!</font>

1264
01:11:30,588 --> 01:11:32,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Amol got "pregmant" by himself?</font>

1265
01:11:32,671 --> 01:11:34,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Or do you have any involvement…
-Please.</font>

1266
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:35,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">in this sensational act?</font>

1267
01:11:36,046 --> 01:11:36,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let her go.</font>

1268
01:11:37,171 --> 01:11:38,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you believe in black magic?</font>

1269
01:11:38,963 --> 01:11:40,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't make a mountain out of a molehill</font>

1270
01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:44,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Or is this your sperm web?
I mean spun web.</font>

1271
01:11:44,130 --> 01:11:46,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Are you two aliens?
-Me? No.</font>

1272
01:11:46,546 --> 01:11:49,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Or were you aware of his hidden talents?</font>

1273
01:11:50,755 --> 01:11:51,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sisters!</font>

1274
01:11:51,963 --> 01:11:53,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come fast!</font>

1275
01:11:53,838 --> 01:11:54,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sit, sit.</font>

1276
01:12:01,296 --> 01:12:02,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thank you.</font>

1277
01:12:02,755 --> 01:12:03,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's okay, sister.</font>

1278
01:12:04,630 --> 01:12:05,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's their job…</font>

1279
01:12:06,005 --> 01:12:07,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">to cause unnecessary embarrassment.</font>

1280
01:12:08,713 --> 01:12:09,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">By the way, are you--</font>

1281
01:12:10,046 --> 01:12:12,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Someone else has caused
her embarrassment, sister.</font>

1282
01:12:14,421 --> 01:12:16,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I heard about all the drama.</font>

1283
01:12:18,005 --> 01:12:21,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">By the way, I heard
he was a nice guy.</font>

1284
01:12:21,546 --> 01:12:23,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He was a demon, sister.</font>

1285
01:12:26,130 --> 01:12:27,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Careful, sister!</font>

1286
01:12:27,755 --> 01:12:30,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Or you might fall to death!</font>

1287
01:12:31,213 --> 01:12:33,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He was out of balance on that night.</font>

1288
01:12:33,838 --> 01:12:35,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sometimes on top, sometimes below.</font>

1289
01:12:35,796 --> 01:12:37,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What if all that jumping around</font>

1290
01:12:37,838 --> 01:12:41,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">made some of his sperms
go back into him?</font>

1291
01:12:42,838 --> 01:12:44,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You gotta watch your balance.</font>

1292
01:12:45,088 --> 01:12:46,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes.</font>

1293
01:12:46,296 --> 01:12:49,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I've been getting a lot of jolts recently.</font>

1294
01:12:49,421 --> 01:12:50,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And what are you saying?</font>

1295
01:12:50,963 --> 01:12:52,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How is it possible</font>

1296
01:12:52,171 --> 01:12:56,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">for his sperm to go back into him
and explode like a bomb?!</font>

1297
01:12:56,255 --> 01:12:58,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Stop it, child. Enough.</font>

1298
01:12:59,671 --> 01:13:01,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">First, he didn't want me to get pregnant.</font>

1299
01:13:02,005 --> 01:13:04,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now he is pregmant himself.
What is he going to do now?</font>

1300
01:13:05,963 --> 01:13:07,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Next left.
-Next left.</font>

1301
01:13:09,505 --> 01:13:11,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh! Is your house that way?</font>

1302
01:13:12,963 --> 01:13:14,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Even I live that way.</font>

1303
01:13:16,713 --> 01:13:18,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Next left and stop.</font>

1304
01:13:22,963 --> 01:13:24,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thank you, sister.</font>

1305
01:13:24,380 --> 01:13:25,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu, come.</font>

1306
01:13:34,755 --> 01:13:35,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please stay…</font>

1307
01:13:36,505 --> 01:13:37,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">a little longer.</font>

1308
01:13:38,921 --> 01:13:40,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It was nice talking to you.</font>

1309
01:13:42,338 --> 01:13:45,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I pray that you two get back together.</font>

1310
01:13:52,213 --> 01:13:53,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Those who are destined to be together…</font>

1311
01:13:55,005 --> 01:13:56,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">don't part ways like this.</font>

1312
01:14:00,921 --> 01:14:03,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I guess we were destined to part ways.</font>

1313
01:14:13,505 --> 01:14:15,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I tried convincing my heart</font>

1314
01:14:15,963 --> 01:14:18,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I regret it didn't understand</font>

1315
01:14:18,671 --> 01:14:19,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Congratulations!
-How did this happen?</font>

1316
01:14:23,380 --> 01:14:25,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My eyes have turned into clouds</font>

1317
01:14:25,838 --> 01:14:28,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wander around like a madman</font>

1318
01:14:28,296 --> 01:14:31,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I don't deserve this punishment
-You may be prepared to be a mother,</font>

1319
01:14:31,505 --> 01:14:32,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but I'm reluctant to be a father!</font>

1320
01:14:33,171 --> 01:14:37,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The woman I loved
I could never make her mine</font>

1321
01:14:38,005 --> 01:14:41,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have gained nothing</font>

1322
01:14:42,963 --> 01:14:47,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The heart has made a blunder</font>

1323
01:14:47,838 --> 01:14:52,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The heart has made a blunder</font>

1324
01:14:52,755 --> 01:14:54,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The heart has made a blunder</font>

1325
01:14:54,671 --> 01:14:57,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is gonna happen to us?</font>

1326
01:14:57,671 --> 01:14:59,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The heart has made a blunder</font>

1327
01:14:59,546 --> 01:15:02,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is gonna happen to us?</font>

1328
01:15:02,255 --> 01:15:04,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will happen?</font>

1329
01:15:04,713 --> 01:15:07,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will happen?</font>

1330
01:15:07,171 --> 01:15:08,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will happen?</font>

1331
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:11,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is gonna happen to us?</font>

1332
01:15:12,046 --> 01:15:13,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I cannot do it without you.</font>

1333
01:15:16,088 --> 01:15:17,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't want to do it without you.</font>

1334
01:15:19,921 --> 01:15:20,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello?</font>

1335
01:15:21,713 --> 01:15:22,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello?</font>

1336
01:15:43,463 --> 01:15:45,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm broken</font>

1337
01:15:46,005 --> 01:15:50,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My courage is shattered into little pieces</font>

1338
01:15:50,505 --> 01:15:52,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My courage…</font>

1339
01:15:53,255 --> 01:15:55,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Even death seems…</font>

1340
01:15:55,505 --> 01:15:58,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I thought I really loved you.</font>

1341
01:15:59,130 --> 01:16:00,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But what's the point of this love?</font>

1342
01:16:02,171 --> 01:16:05,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I've never been able to give you any love.</font>

1343
01:16:06,296 --> 01:16:07,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello?</font>

1344
01:16:08,671 --> 01:16:12,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Even my destiny has rejected me</font>

1345
01:16:13,505 --> 01:16:18,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The heart has made a blunder</font>

1346
01:16:18,505 --> 01:16:23,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The heart has made a blunder
What is gonna happen to us?</font>

1347
01:16:23,088 --> 01:16:25,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will happen?</font>

1348
01:16:25,546 --> 01:16:27,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will happen?</font>

1349
01:16:27,963 --> 01:16:29,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will happen?</font>

1350
01:16:29,630 --> 01:16:33,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is gonna happen to us?</font>

1351
01:16:41,838 --> 01:16:44,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The dreams we saw were all lies</font>

1352
01:16:44,338 --> 01:16:46,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The heart is bruised</font>

1353
01:16:46,838 --> 01:16:50,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Tell me, why did this happen?</font>

1354
01:16:51,546 --> 01:16:54,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I forgot how to look beyond myself
and feel others' pain.</font>

1355
01:16:57,463 --> 01:16:58,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I was led astray.</font>

1356
01:17:01,171 --> 01:17:02,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello?</font>

1357
01:17:05,338 --> 01:17:06,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello?</font>

1358
01:17:08,296 --> 01:17:09,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What the hell is going on?!</font>

1359
01:17:11,463 --> 01:17:13,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why do you call if you can't talk?!</font>

1360
01:17:13,630 --> 01:17:14,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">To hear my voice?!</font>

1361
01:17:15,546 --> 01:17:16,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Selfish!</font>

1362
01:17:17,755 --> 01:17:18,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What kind of a mother will you be?!</font>

1363
01:17:20,046 --> 01:17:21,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What do you think?</font>

1364
01:17:21,421 --> 01:17:23,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You will call and I will listen?!</font>

1365
01:17:24,588 --> 01:17:25,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">To hell with you!</font>

1366
01:17:25,630 --> 01:17:27,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will happen?</font>

1367
01:17:27,921 --> 01:17:31,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will happen?</font>

1368
01:17:31,755 --> 01:17:34,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is gonna happen to us?</font>

1369
01:17:34,838 --> 01:17:37,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will happen?</font>

1370
01:17:37,171 --> 01:17:40,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will happen?</font>

1371
01:17:41,088 --> 01:17:44,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is gonna happen to us?</font>

1372
01:17:47,588 --> 01:17:50,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't know how
you endured all that pain alone.</font>

1373
01:17:51,713 --> 01:17:53,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Because I can't do this.</font>

1374
01:17:54,421 --> 01:17:56,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is even more painful…</font>

1375
01:17:56,921 --> 01:17:58,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">is the fact that I am
not with you right now.</font>

1376
01:18:10,463 --> 01:18:11,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm sorry, Guglu.</font>

1377
01:18:12,213 --> 01:18:14,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I keep yelling at the kids all day…</font>

1378
01:18:15,005 --> 01:18:16,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">whom I hate so much.</font>

1379
01:18:17,505 --> 01:18:20,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But I love you so much.</font>

1380
01:18:20,630 --> 01:18:22,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't know why
I can't express it to you.</font>

1381
01:18:22,546 --> 01:18:24,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Father…
-Hey! Stay away!</font>

1382
01:18:24,505 --> 01:18:25,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Father…
-Stay away!</font>

1383
01:18:26,421 --> 01:18:29,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It can spread through contact.
Stay away.</font>

1384
01:18:29,546 --> 01:18:30,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Father…</font>

1385
01:18:30,921 --> 01:18:32,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What? What is it?</font>

1386
01:18:33,421 --> 01:18:34,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wanted you to make her pregnant…</font>

1387
01:18:35,463 --> 01:18:38,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but you made her sad.</font>

1388
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:40,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Father, I want to talk.</font>

1389
01:18:40,296 --> 01:18:41,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't want to talk.</font>

1390
01:18:41,546 --> 01:18:43,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I want to talk to Guglu, not you!</font>

1391
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:45,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-She is gone.
-Gone?</font>

1392
01:18:46,005 --> 01:18:49,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes. She has gone
to grandma's place in this condition.</font>

1393
01:18:49,338 --> 01:18:50,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">In this condition!</font>

1394
01:18:50,921 --> 01:18:53,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You didn't let her live here peacefully.</font>

1395
01:18:53,713 --> 01:18:56,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But-- Taxi! Taxi!</font>

1396
01:18:56,546 --> 01:18:59,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You won't get any taxis.
Taxi drivers are on strike today.</font>

1397
01:18:59,505 --> 01:19:00,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What?</font>

1398
01:19:00,713 --> 01:19:02,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What's going on with you?</font>

1399
01:19:02,963 --> 01:19:04,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Here… I'm talking to you.</font>

1400
01:19:04,630 --> 01:19:06,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What's going on with you?</font>

1401
01:19:06,713 --> 01:19:08,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You drove Guglu away.</font>

1402
01:19:08,588 --> 01:19:10,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mamta has also been stressed.</font>

1403
01:19:11,046 --> 01:19:14,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You know, she has been
nagging Vishnu to get "pregmant".</font>

1404
01:19:15,005 --> 01:19:17,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Poor guy has been walking around
with a pillow strapped to his stomach!</font>

1405
01:19:17,421 --> 01:19:18,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What have you done, man?!</font>

1406
01:19:18,796 --> 01:19:20,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Father, I have to get to the bus stop.</font>

1407
01:19:21,755 --> 01:19:23,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, stop!</font>

1408
01:19:23,380 --> 01:19:24,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Please, sir!
-That is the police.</font>

1409
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:25,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir…</font>

1410
01:19:26,380 --> 01:19:28,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I saw some kids screaming
at the bus stop.</font>

1411
01:19:28,588 --> 01:19:30,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-On the bus.
-Just kids. Let them have fun.</font>

1412
01:19:31,130 --> 01:19:32,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No. They have been kidnapped!</font>

1413
01:19:32,963 --> 01:19:34,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What?
-Kidnapped! Yes!</font>

1414
01:19:34,171 --> 01:19:35,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You and I, we need to help.
-Come on.</font>

1415
01:19:35,671 --> 01:19:36,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Let's go bus station.
-Go, go, go!</font>

1416
01:19:37,046 --> 01:19:38,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Okay. Let's go.
-I'm coming too!</font>

1417
01:19:39,505 --> 01:19:41,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No. I'll just sit like this.</font>

1418
01:19:41,463 --> 01:19:43,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What if I contract this disease?</font>

1419
01:19:43,255 --> 01:19:46,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-How will I deliver a baby at this age?
-Come on. Let's go.</font>

1420
01:19:48,671 --> 01:19:50,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay. Let's go.</font>

1421
01:20:04,838 --> 01:20:06,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's the one.
He's the kidnapper.</font>

1422
01:20:06,588 --> 01:20:07,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, you!</font>

1423
01:20:09,505 --> 01:20:11,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come along, you kidnapper.</font>

1424
01:20:13,255 --> 01:20:14,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu…</font>

1425
01:20:28,005 --> 01:20:29,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"What have you done?"</font>

1426
01:20:31,296 --> 01:20:32,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"How did this happen?"</font>

1427
01:20:34,088 --> 01:20:35,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's what you asked me.</font>

1428
01:20:36,963 --> 01:20:37,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu, please…</font>

1429
01:20:38,171 --> 01:20:39,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-It was easy for you…</font>

1430
01:20:41,421 --> 01:20:44,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">to let me go after getting me pregnant.</font>

1431
01:20:45,963 --> 01:20:46,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Me?</font>

1432
01:20:48,338 --> 01:20:49,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You left after getting me pregnant.</font>

1433
01:20:50,755 --> 01:20:53,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I spent all these days alone.</font>

1434
01:20:56,046 --> 01:20:56,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Clinics.</font>

1435
01:20:57,630 --> 01:20:58,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Nausea.</font>

1436
01:20:59,380 --> 01:21:00,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Overflow of emotions.</font>

1437
01:21:01,546 --> 01:21:03,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Carrying this tummy wherever I go.</font>

1438
01:21:03,838 --> 01:21:05,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And puking as well.</font>

1439
01:21:05,671 --> 01:21:06,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Yes, that as well.
-Yes.</font>

1440
01:21:09,546 --> 01:21:10,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have missed you.</font>

1441
01:21:12,213 --> 01:21:13,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-But, Guglu--
-Being alone…</font>

1442
01:21:15,755 --> 01:21:16,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">every night.</font>

1443
01:21:16,838 --> 01:21:18,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu, even I did these things.</font>

1444
01:21:18,755 --> 01:21:20,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It used to make me mad.</font>

1445
01:21:23,838 --> 01:21:26,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But now I don't feel anything at all.</font>

1446
01:21:26,630 --> 01:21:28,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Guglu, please--
-No, honestly.</font>

1447
01:21:30,921 --> 01:21:34,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No pain, no anger, nothing at all.</font>

1448
01:21:36,088 --> 01:21:37,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">See…</font>

1449
01:21:38,130 --> 01:21:41,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are right in front of me,
and I don't feel a thing…</font>

1450
01:21:51,046 --> 01:21:52,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Sit down, dear.
-Where is the driver?</font>

1451
01:21:52,755 --> 01:21:55,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Where is the driver?
-Driver!</font>

1452
01:21:55,713 --> 01:21:56,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Where is the driver?</font>

1453
01:21:57,546 --> 01:21:58,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">God knows where he is!</font>

1454
01:22:01,296 --> 01:22:02,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, no!</font>

1455
01:22:02,921 --> 01:22:04,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He cannot drive!</font>

1456
01:22:04,755 --> 01:22:07,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-He will kill us!
-I'm gonna save us today, Guglu.</font>

1457
01:22:09,296 --> 01:22:10,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Amol!</font>

1458
01:22:12,130 --> 01:22:13,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hail Maharashtra!</font>

1459
01:22:20,713 --> 01:22:21,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello?</font>

1460
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Tell Dr. Satsangi that
we are on our way.</font>

1461
01:22:24,671 --> 01:22:25,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu has gone into labor.</font>

1462
01:22:32,546 --> 01:22:34,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Amol, are you okay?</font>

1463
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:42,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mister Mummy!</font>

1464
01:22:42,421 --> 01:22:45,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello? Tell the doctor that
both the babies are coming.</font>

1465
01:22:45,755 --> 01:22:47,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There are going to be two deliveries.</font>

1466
01:22:48,838 --> 01:22:50,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mister Mummy!</font>

1467
01:22:54,088 --> 01:22:55,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Stop! Criminal!</font>

1468
01:22:58,005 --> 01:23:00,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu… we are almost there.</font>

1469
01:23:00,505 --> 01:23:02,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look ahead and drive!</font>

1470
01:23:04,963 --> 01:23:07,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mister Mummy!</font>

1471
01:23:14,296 --> 01:23:16,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's alright. It's okay.</font>

1472
01:23:18,130 --> 01:23:19,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You'll be alright.</font>

1473
01:23:21,546 --> 01:23:24,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu, we will have to do
a C-section on you.</font>

1474
01:23:24,671 --> 01:23:25,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But you need not worry.</font>

1475
01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:28,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You'll be unconscious.
You won't know a thing.</font>

1476
01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:32,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why are you coming towards me?</font>

1477
01:23:32,171 --> 01:23:34,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We'll have to try
C, D, E, F, G sections on you</font>

1478
01:23:34,671 --> 01:23:37,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">to see which section works.</font>

1479
01:23:37,171 --> 01:23:40,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There must be a different way!</font>

1480
01:23:40,171 --> 01:23:41,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Leave him!</font>

1481
01:23:41,546 --> 01:23:43,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If you attend to him,
who is going to attend to me?</font>

1482
01:23:45,130 --> 01:23:45,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I will.</font>

1483
01:23:47,588 --> 01:23:48,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Lakhan?</font>

1484
01:23:51,755 --> 01:23:52,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How are you?</font>

1485
01:23:52,671 --> 01:23:54,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Incredibly handsome as usual.</font>

1486
01:23:55,005 --> 01:23:55,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thank you.</font>

1487
01:23:55,963 --> 01:23:56,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I saw your interview.</font>

1488
01:23:56,921 --> 01:23:57,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh! Jealous?</font>

1489
01:23:58,005 --> 01:23:58,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Jealous?</font>

1490
01:23:58,921 --> 01:23:59,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Got to you?</font>

1491
01:23:59,963 --> 01:24:00,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And me to you.</font>

1492
01:24:01,046 --> 01:24:01,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey!</font>

1493
01:24:02,005 --> 01:24:03,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you guys strolling in the park?</font>

1494
01:24:03,588 --> 01:24:05,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry, darling. Sorry.</font>

1495
01:24:06,130 --> 01:24:07,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But who are you?</font>

1496
01:24:07,088 --> 01:24:08,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh! He…</font>

1497
01:24:09,463 --> 01:24:14,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's UK's topmost gynecologist
Dr. Lakhanpal Satsangi.</font>

1498
01:24:16,463 --> 01:24:18,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, Guglu, you're ready to go.</font>

1499
01:24:19,130 --> 01:24:19,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Start pushing.</font>

1500
01:24:20,046 --> 01:24:22,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But he said he'll have to do a C-section.</font>

1501
01:24:22,755 --> 01:24:24,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's in his nature to misguide people.</font>

1502
01:24:26,838 --> 01:24:28,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sweetheart, you have to push harder.</font>

1503
01:24:28,921 --> 01:24:30,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on.
Baby number one is on its way.</font>

1504
01:24:30,755 --> 01:24:32,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Baby number one?</font>

1505
01:24:33,713 --> 01:24:34,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Of course.</font>

1506
01:24:35,755 --> 01:24:36,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're having twins.
Didn't he tell you?</font>

1507
01:24:37,380 --> 01:24:38,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Who? You two?</font>

1508
01:24:38,796 --> 01:24:41,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Not us! We are talking about her.</font>

1509
01:24:41,463 --> 01:24:43,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What? Didn't you know?!</font>

1510
01:24:44,088 --> 01:24:45,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I didn't want to know.</font>

1511
01:24:45,588 --> 01:24:47,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And who are you to ask that?</font>

1512
01:24:49,546 --> 01:24:50,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But you knew, right?</font>

1513
01:24:50,921 --> 01:24:51,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No.</font>

1514
01:24:55,755 --> 01:24:57,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He would have made you two
unconscious and told everyone</font>

1515
01:24:57,921 --> 01:24:59,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that you two gave birth to one each,</font>

1516
01:24:59,380 --> 01:25:01,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and he would become a hero
in the eyes of the world.</font>

1517
01:25:04,338 --> 01:25:07,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Relax. It was just
a harmless prank, you know.</font>

1518
01:25:07,755 --> 01:25:09,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Harmless prank?!</font>

1519
01:25:09,296 --> 01:25:10,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Harmless prank?!</font>

1520
01:25:11,088 --> 01:25:14,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He has played this harmless prank
on my patients as well.</font>

1521
01:25:14,255 --> 01:25:15,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What?</font>

1522
01:25:15,338 --> 01:25:16,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're hungry for publicity.</font>

1523
01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:19,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If you used your efforts at work,</font>

1524
01:25:19,338 --> 01:25:21,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you would have been in my place today.</font>

1525
01:25:22,630 --> 01:25:25,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now, if you'll excuse me.
I will take your leave.</font>

1526
01:25:25,296 --> 01:25:27,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's there for you. The best.</font>

1527
01:25:27,671 --> 01:25:29,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Take some anesthesia before you leave.</font>

1528
01:25:30,005 --> 01:25:31,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Why?
-You're going to get thrashed.</font>

1529
01:25:31,838 --> 01:25:33,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Is the police outside?
-Yes.</font>

1530
01:25:33,546 --> 01:25:34,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay.</font>

1531
01:25:42,380 --> 01:25:43,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dr. Satsangi.</font>

1532
01:25:44,130 --> 01:25:45,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, I'm not Dr. Satsangi.</font>

1533
01:25:45,963 --> 01:25:46,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No.</font>

1534
01:25:49,713 --> 01:25:51,713
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am experiencing some of the…</font>

1535
01:25:53,588 --> 01:25:54,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">symptoms.</font>

1536
01:26:19,671 --> 01:26:20,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guglu…</font>

1537
01:26:35,463 --> 01:26:36,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So cute.</font>

1538
01:27:04,005 --> 01:27:04,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doctor…</font>

1539
01:27:05,671 --> 01:27:06,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">what's inside me?</font>

1540
01:27:07,005 --> 01:27:08,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There's nothing inside you.</font>

1541
01:27:09,755 --> 01:27:11,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Then… who is kicking?!</font>

1542
01:27:11,921 --> 01:27:12,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's called…</font>

1543
01:27:13,921 --> 01:27:15,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">sympathetic pregnancy.</font>

1544
01:27:17,005 --> 01:27:18,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This means the husband…</font>

1545
01:27:19,213 --> 01:27:22,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">starts experiencing the pain
of his pregnant wife.</font>

1546
01:27:23,505 --> 01:27:24,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And this happens</font>

1547
01:27:24,671 --> 01:27:28,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">when the husband loves
his wife unconditionally.</font>

1548
01:27:29,213 --> 01:27:31,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">His body starts reacting…</font>

1549
01:27:31,838 --> 01:27:35,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">like his wife's body to share her pain.</font>

1550
01:27:44,338 --> 01:27:46,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your belly will go away
in a couple of days.</font>

1551
01:27:46,713 --> 01:27:50,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But you will experience this pain
as long as she does.</font>

1552
01:27:51,296 --> 01:27:53,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">In medical terms,
it's called couvade syndrome</font>

1553
01:27:54,421 --> 01:27:56,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's a very strange thing.</font>

1554
01:27:57,338 --> 01:28:00,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And although it's rare, it's true.</font>

1555
01:28:01,505 --> 01:28:02,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just like your love.</font>

1556
01:28:17,755 --> 01:28:19,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I won't keep it inside me today.</font>

1557
01:28:20,588 --> 01:28:21,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I will say it today.</font>

1558
01:28:32,630 --> 01:28:33,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He…</font>

1559
01:28:34,963 --> 01:28:36,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">why isn't he crying?</font>

1560
01:28:36,171 --> 01:28:37,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Perhaps he's overjoyed.</font>

1561
01:28:45,005 --> 01:28:45,921
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You…</font>

1562
01:28:47,046 --> 01:28:48,463
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you were supposed to come through me.</font>

1563
01:28:52,755 --> 01:28:53,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm sorry.</font>

1564
01:28:56,838 --> 01:28:58,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm so sorry.</font>

1565
01:29:02,296 --> 01:29:05,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I was running from myself, not you.</font>

1566
01:29:07,588 --> 01:29:08,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I had begun to hate myself…</font>

1567
01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:12,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">not you.</font>

1568
01:29:17,213 --> 01:29:18,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I was looking for happiness.</font>

1569
01:29:20,838 --> 01:29:22,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You can look for it all over the world…</font>

1570
01:29:23,838 --> 01:29:26,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but you find it
in your own little world.</font>

1571
01:29:28,463 --> 01:29:29,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Even the biggest dream…</font>

1572
01:29:31,171 --> 01:29:32,838
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">is too small in front of this.</font>

1573
01:29:35,255 --> 01:29:36,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Son…</font>

1574
01:29:37,255 --> 01:29:39,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm not worthy of teaching you much.</font>

1575
01:29:41,588 --> 01:29:44,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But there's just
one thing I want to tell you.</font>

1576
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:46,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hear me out.</font>

1577
01:29:48,130 --> 01:29:49,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If you want to be happy…</font>

1578
01:29:50,338 --> 01:29:51,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">then do it now.</font>

1579
01:29:52,838 --> 01:29:54,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If you want to fall in love…</font>

1580
01:29:55,338 --> 01:29:56,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">then do it now.</font>

1581
01:29:58,921 --> 01:30:00,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If you cannot do it now…</font>

1582
01:30:02,338 --> 01:30:04,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you might forget it altogether like I did.</font>

1583
01:30:16,421 --> 01:30:17,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He is lucky.</font>

1584
01:30:19,005 --> 01:30:23,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">His father understood the meaning of love
by becoming a mother himself.</font>

1585
01:30:24,046 --> 01:30:27,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Love was the reason behind his condition.</font>

1586
01:30:28,505 --> 01:30:29,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There's love within him.</font>

1587
01:30:31,005 --> 01:30:34,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But he forgets to express it.</font>

1588
01:30:42,171 --> 01:30:43,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Until two minutes ago…</font>

1589
01:30:45,505 --> 01:30:48,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I thought I could never
love anyone more than you.</font>

1590
01:30:50,755 --> 01:30:52,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Son, from now on,
you are my number one.</font>

1591
01:30:53,671 --> 01:30:54,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is cheating.</font>

1592
01:30:58,130 --> 01:31:01,880
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'll always be number one in your life.</font>

1593
01:31:02,380 --> 01:31:05,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't worry,
you are my number one.</font>

1594
01:31:06,380 --> 01:31:10,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm going to tell him
that you birthed him.</font>

1595
01:31:11,338 --> 01:31:12,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey!</font>

1596
01:31:14,796 --> 01:31:15,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">One hundred percent.</font>

1597
01:31:16,755 --> 01:31:19,421
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey… that's cheating.</font>

1598
01:31:19,880 --> 01:31:20,963
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mister Mummy!</font>

1599
01:31:24,296 --> 01:31:25,255
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I love you.</font>

1600
01:31:26,380 --> 01:31:27,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I…</font>

1601
01:31:27,546 --> 01:31:29,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey! Baby number two is on its way!</font>

1602
01:31:33,296 --> 01:31:35,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">JUST LIKE WOMEN, MEN EXPERIENCE
PREGNANCY SYMPTOMS AS WELL</font>

1603
01:31:35,755 --> 01:31:37,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">THIS CONDITION IS CALLED
"COUVADE SYNDROME"</font>

1604
01:31:37,630 --> 01:31:39,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">IN THIS ARTICLE, YOU WILL LEARN
MORE ABOUT COUVADE SYNDROME</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">WHICH IS OFTEN EXPERIENCED
DURING PREGNANCY</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">PREGNANT ONCE AGAIN</font>

