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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎NETFLIX 剧集</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎讨厌的东西吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎依然是国延秀</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我可以说出十个讨厌她的理由</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎首先 大家应该都知道
‎国延秀就是个非常自私的人</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎延秀 可以跟你借一下
‎上次的笔记吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎听说考试会出</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那时候有做笔记的人只有你了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎明天就要考试了
‎大家总不能一起完蛋吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们看一下 马上就还你</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎抱歉 我现在也没笔记了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你们可以走了吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎虽然早就知道她很讨人厌…</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎但这真的太夸张了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我是负责报告第三章的
‎第二组组长国延秀</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（交往674天）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们这组的组员…</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（《卡拉马佐夫兄弟》）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（第二组 国延秀）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎只有我</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那我开始报告了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我要报告的内容
‎是第12卷《错案》的部分</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎而且她缺乏社交…</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不对 是根本没有社交能力</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（交往215天）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们今天不醉不归</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎醉了我会送你回家 别担心</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你凭什么觉得是你送我回家？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎因为我酒量比你好啊</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-我们又没比过
‎-毕竟我是男生嘛</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎来比比看</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-什么？
‎-来看看谁会赢吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她什么都想要赢</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你认真？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 我们来喝酒是为了开心</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-干吗硬要分出胜负？
‎-干了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好了啦 算你赢 别再喝了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她那无谓的好胜心真的很折磨人</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你们到底算哪门子的前辈？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎笑死人了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不过是喊你一声前辈
‎你就觉得自己高人一等啊？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎什么？你少给我得寸进尺</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎得寸进尺？我什么时候得寸了？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我是你养的狗吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-还是你孙女？
‎-你再没礼貌一点</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不好意思 她情绪比较激动</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你道什么歉？让开</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-刚才的话你再说一遍
‎-还会四处挑起事端 个性目中无人</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你让开</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎而且老是固执己见</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你疯啦？我要怎么弄成这种发型？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎为什么不行？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你觉得我适合这种卷发吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-谁叫你不长这样？
‎-你说什么？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎就帮他弄这个发型吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他的头发太短了
‎没办法弄这个发型啊</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎没关系 你就直接弄吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 我的发型为什么是你决定？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我的理想型从昨天开始
‎换成适合这个发型的男人了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我不要</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎就帮他弄这个发型</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（美容院）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她就是个只要下定决心</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎无论什么事都非做到不可的神经病</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你今天真的不能请假吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不行 又不是非常重要的事
‎打工干吗请假？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎听说今天是赏樱的最后机会了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真的是最后机会 明天就要下雨了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎所以啊 何必跑那么远去赏樱？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎明年再去吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你去年也说明年再去
‎那就是今年啊 干吗还不去？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎现在是樱花凋谢的时机
‎这时候最漂亮耶</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎凋谢时才漂亮的花有什么好看的？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎它们连花香都没有
‎只是一团呈放射状大开特开</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎一点用处都没有的花</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎而且她连一点浪漫情怀都没有</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎还有…还剩几点？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-喂 国延秀
‎-嗯</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-喂 你今天不是要跟我吃午餐吗？
‎-对喔</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎跟你朋友吃吧 我的作业需要修正
‎得去一趟图书馆</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎什么？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我是特地来跟你吃午餐的耶
‎要不然我今天根本没课</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你跟他去吃吧 我这份作业很重要</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-先走了 晚点再联络你
‎-喂</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她永远都有一堆重要的事</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我很讨厌她每次都这么我行我素</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她是你女友？原来就是她啊</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她超有名的耶</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎长得是很漂亮 但个性实在…</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎唉唷 你怎么会跟那种人在一起啊？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 你很了解国延秀吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-嗯？
‎-不要随便评论她</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你根本什么都不懂</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎还有一点我也很讨厌</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（交往42天）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-这个
‎-嗯</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎还有这个 考试一定会考
‎记得多看几遍</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎然后这些至少要熟读三遍</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-好
‎-我会检查</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎就是别人所不了解的国延秀</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎只有我知道</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎来这里比跟崔雄出去好玩多了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎小雄这孩子的确蛮无趣的 对吧？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-他真的很无聊
‎-“无聊”？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们都会直接说这种人很无聊</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是喔？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎妈 我都听到了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这位无聊先生耳朵真灵</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-无聊先生 谢谢你喔
‎-不会</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们喝杯茶再继续吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（交往215天）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我背你</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（交往320天）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你们要是再这样对崔雄
‎我绝对不会放过你们</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你们就是看他善良、好欺负
‎把所有事情都丢给他做</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你们以为我不知道吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你们再欺负他试试看</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我就让你们知道什么叫疯女人</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（交往621天）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这么晚了找我干吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-你生气啦？
‎-我？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我生什么气？我干吗生气？没有啊</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们天天一起吃午餐
‎一餐没吃有必要这么生气吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是这样吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-我记得好像不只一餐了吧
‎-太小心眼了吧 你居然数了次数</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎小心眼？你说我小心眼吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎干吗？怎么了？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们赏到樱花了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这样的面貌她只让我看见</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎让我不得不爱她</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎还有第九点</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她让我爱上她之后…</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们为什么要分手？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎就在我觉得最幸福的时候…</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你每次遇到难关总是最先放弃我</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她把我带到最高的地方…</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎在你所拥有的一切当中
‎我是最容易放弃的吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不是</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎再从那里把我推入深渊</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是我能放弃的</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎只有你一个</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎用最残忍的方式</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎如果我不幼稚
‎而是用认真的态度呢？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你承受得了吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎如果用认真的态度 你会怎么做？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎剧名：我讨厌你的十个理由</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎第 3 集</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（我来重看了）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我是国延秀的朋友</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她虽然脾气很臭</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎但其实很善良</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎通常都是崔雄
‎先挑起事端 惹她生气的</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎嗯？崔雄只是比较怪一点</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他不是会挑起事端的人
‎那是阁下自己脑补的</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎阁下认识崔雄吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他哪是比较怪一点？他是非常怪</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎阁下才是脑补的吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真是荒谬</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎阁下要是知道崔雄的近况绝对吓一跳</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他现在成就惊人</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎人家现在多成功啊</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎哥 你有睡好吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这里有蚊子吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎所以他近况如何？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎再怎么样也比不过我们聪明的延秀吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎拜托</font>

167
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他的傻里傻气只是装出来的</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他现在收入超高 是个很成功的…</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎哥 你在干吗？</font>

170
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他的智商是不是跟蚊子差不多？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那个…</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎恩浩 我最近有什么行程？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎下半年只有准备展览啊 怎么了吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-是吗？
‎-你要接现场作画吗？</font>

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00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:14,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你帮我多排一点行程吧
‎我好像休息太久了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这么突然？你不是说
‎这次要轻松一点吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我最近思绪有点乱</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-干吗？
‎-你该不会</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎又要像以前那样
‎发了疯似地埋头工作吧？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎没有 没那么严重
‎总之你帮我多排点工作</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎另外那个现场作画的表演
‎我再考虑一下</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不过哥 你要好好睡觉才行</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你最近失眠好像又变严重了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎看来夏天依然是夏天啊</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（阁下要是知道崔雄的近况
‎绝对吓一跳）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（留言）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-你在看什么？
‎-嗯？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎没什么</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-姐 我跟你说…
‎-嗯</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎算了 没事</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎把人搞疯有两种方式</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎第一种就是把话说一半…</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我不久前见到崔雄了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎更准确地说 是我去找他</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你？为什么？你干吗找他？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-你该不会还对他…
‎-不是</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我是因为工作上</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎需要跟某个人谈合作
‎结果那个人就是崔雄</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好笑吧？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎天啊 为什么？他是做什么的？</font>

202
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他真的出人头地了吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我也不知道他是怎么过的
‎总之现在是个成功人士</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎当年那个成天躺在树荫下的家伙？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎人生真的是世事难料耶</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎所以呢？怎么样？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-什么意思？
‎-你说呢？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎见到他之后有什么感觉？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎什么感觉都没有啊</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你最好是没有感觉</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我平常光是听到前男友的名字
‎心中都会一沉了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你见到崔雄
‎怎么可能一点感觉都没有？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你不觉得自己前男友可能太多了吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎废话少说 总之你这种
‎过于洒脱的态度也是一种病</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我没病 我是真的很洒脱</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你也知道我这个人很干脆 不太记仇</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎金志雄？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎什么？你要我做什么？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你又在看那个啊？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎插画家在我面前装得好文静</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎国延秀！你这个神经病！</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他还蛮可爱的 但看起来有点傻</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎所以啊 你说这样我怎么能不喜欢他</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（留言 NJ女神）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这个昵称值得嘉许</font>

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00:14:13,832 --> 00:14:15,668
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他为什么会拍这个纪录片啊？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我也不知道
‎每次都能发现他不同的面貌</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎一点都不无聊</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎致星哥呢？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎代表找他</font>

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00:14:24,969 --> 00:14:26,845
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎为什么？怎么了吗？</font>

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00:14:29,556 --> 00:14:31,433
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎到底什么事？直接告诉我吧</font>

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00:14:32,184 --> 00:14:34,853
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎应该是为了你昨天
‎在社交媒体上直播的事吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那怎么了吗？</font>

237
00:14:37,189 --> 00:14:38,732
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎大概又是那些不了解你的人</font>

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00:14:38,816 --> 00:14:43,028
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎在说你可能有忧郁症
‎或是说你可能吸毒之类的吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎还有新闻报导</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎以后代表如果又找你或致星哥
‎就直接告诉我</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我自己去见代表</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好</font>

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00:14:54,248 --> 00:14:55,666
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎直接挂掉吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-等等 谁打的？
‎-“崔雄插画…”</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他打来了</font>

247
00:15:06,135 --> 00:15:07,761
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好 我们要继续拍了</font>

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00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:09,847
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎助理导演 麻烦再给我五分…
‎不对 十分钟</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（崔雄插画家）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（崔雄插画家）</font>

251
00:15:19,314 --> 00:15:23,193
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎天啊 我刚好在拍广告
‎所以比较晚接电话</font>

252
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎插画家 有什么事吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎插画家？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（崔雄插画家）</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-喂？
‎-你打电话怎么这么快就挂断了？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-你才第一次打电话给我耶
‎-我有这样吗？</font>

258
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎有 你就是这样</font>

259
00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:53,682
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你打给我有事吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那个 上次你说的工作</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-帮你画房子的事…
‎-你决定接了？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎嗯</font>

263
00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:02,900
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎但我一直都只画自己想画的</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这是第一次有人委托我</font>

265
00:16:04,818 --> 00:16:07,738
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我可能要先亲眼看过你的房子
‎才有办法决定</font>

266
00:16:07,821 --> 00:16:10,741
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎当然没问题 怎么样？
‎你想现在就去看吗？</font>

267
00:16:11,825 --> 00:16:14,161
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我今天可能有点忙…</font>

268
00:16:14,787 --> 00:16:16,455
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎话说回来 你不是应该也很忙吗？</font>

269
00:16:16,538 --> 00:16:18,248
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-我忙 但也不忙
‎-什么？</font>

270
00:16:18,332 --> 00:16:21,794
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎总之我虽然忙 但也没那么忙
‎所以告诉我你什么时候有空就好</font>

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00:16:21,877 --> 00:16:24,922
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这样啊 那我确认一下行程再告诉你</font>

272
00:16:25,589 --> 00:16:28,217
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这种话应该是
‎身为艺人的我来说才对吧</font>

273
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎总觉得我好像有点吃亏</font>

274
00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:33,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎NJ 导演说马上要开拍了</font>

275
00:16:34,139 --> 00:16:37,101
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那我等你消息 你最好尽快联络我</font>

276
00:16:37,184 --> 00:16:40,562
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我超讨厌别人说完再联络
‎却过了很久才打来</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那就先这样</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好的</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎吓我一跳</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你明明叫我帮你安排工作</font>

281
00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:50,572
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎却跳过我这个经纪人 自己联络NJ？</font>

282
00:16:50,656 --> 00:16:54,368
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎唉唷 这点小事有必要这样吗？</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎小事？</font>

284
00:16:56,995 --> 00:16:58,872
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎崔雄 你好样的</font>

285
00:16:58,956 --> 00:17:01,041
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎崔雄 你现在翅膀硬了耶</font>

286
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:03,043
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你现在可以直接联络NJ</font>

287
00:17:03,127 --> 00:17:06,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是不是就觉得自己
‎成为很了不起的艺术家了？</font>

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00:17:06,463 --> 00:17:09,550
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你一定会被大家抵制的</font>

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00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:11,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎包括我、NJ的粉丝们</font>

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00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:14,429
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎还有全国人民都会讨厌你</font>

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00:17:14,513 --> 00:17:15,889
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎废话少说</font>

292
00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,267
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我有其他工作要交给你</font>

293
00:17:19,351 --> 00:17:22,479
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎什么工作？你现在要去找NJ吗？
‎要我帮你备车吗？</font>

294
00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:27,317
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我是你的经纪人</font>

295
00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:30,070
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不是你的仆人</font>

296
00:17:30,154 --> 00:17:32,239
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我连这些事都得做吗？</font>

297
00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:35,200
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你要是还有点良心就不能白吃白喝</font>

298
00:17:35,284 --> 00:17:38,120
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎要我细数你一个月在我家
‎睡了几天、吃了多少顿饭吗？</font>

299
00:17:38,203 --> 00:17:41,331
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎小气鬼 你居然都记在心里
‎我也就借住几天…</font>

300
00:17:41,415 --> 00:17:45,210
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 你把我冰箱里的东西都吃光了</font>

301
00:17:45,294 --> 00:17:46,753
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎搞得好像蝗虫过境</font>

302
00:17:46,837 --> 00:17:49,464
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎只要你来过我家
‎家里就一点粮食都不剩</font>

303
00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:51,341
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎还是你希望我叫你赔钱？</font>

304
00:17:51,425 --> 00:17:53,510
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎哥 后院都交给我 你进去休息吧</font>

305
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,138
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎把杂草拔干净 然后再铺上水泥</font>

306
00:17:56,221 --> 00:17:58,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-这要交给专家啦
‎-喂</font>

307
00:17:59,308 --> 00:18:01,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我展示柜里的威士忌也不见了</font>

308
00:18:01,268 --> 00:18:03,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我其实是铺水泥的专家
‎你不知道吧？</font>

309
00:18:03,979 --> 00:18:05,022
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎要铺哪边？</font>

310
00:18:06,064 --> 00:18:06,982
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎嗨 哥</font>

311
00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:15,324
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你干吗？</font>

312
00:18:15,824 --> 00:18:16,909
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们来拍片吧</font>

313
00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:20,412
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-什么？
‎-你要拍片了</font>

314
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:24,166
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎可恶 不要用这种事来烦我</font>

315
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:28,337
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我必须拍 所以你也非拍不可</font>

316
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,172
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你在胡说八道什么？</font>

317
00:18:30,756 --> 00:18:33,508
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-我爸叫你来拍我吗？
‎-不是那个</font>

318
00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:35,552
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是你跟延秀</font>

319
00:18:37,471 --> 00:18:39,473
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们重新拍一次纪录片吧</font>

320
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,152
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-不要
‎-为什么？</font>

321
00:18:52,736 --> 00:18:55,364
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你疯了吗？
‎居然要我跟国延秀重拍一次？</font>

322
00:18:55,447 --> 00:18:58,200
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎对啊 哥 要他跟延秀姐
‎再拍一次确实不太合理</font>

323
00:18:58,283 --> 00:19:01,036
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎只要一个月就好 而且是我来拍</font>

324
00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:03,288
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎到底为什么突然要重拍？</font>

325
00:19:04,581 --> 00:19:08,627
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 你也知道
‎最近那些视频又红回来了</font>

326
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:11,797
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们现在打算以特辑的形式
‎拍一部青春纪录片</font>

327
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:12,923
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你们最适合</font>

328
00:19:13,006 --> 00:19:16,051
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎最重要的是那些视频非常有趣
‎是很好的素材</font>

329
00:19:16,134 --> 00:19:17,886
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这倒是没错 真的超有趣</font>

330
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:21,306
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 你们明知道
‎我跟国延秀是怎么分手的</font>

331
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:22,933
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎居然还想叫我们再拍一次？</font>

332
00:19:23,016 --> 00:19:24,518
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你们都分手那么久了</font>

333
00:19:24,601 --> 00:19:26,353
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎难道你对她余情未了？</font>

334
00:19:26,436 --> 00:19:29,231
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎谁对她余情未了？
‎我对她什么感觉都没有了</font>

335
00:19:29,898 --> 00:19:33,026
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-我只是不想再看到她
‎-那就是还有感觉啊 哥</font>

336
00:19:34,444 --> 00:19:35,779
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎反正我不拍</font>

337
00:19:38,365 --> 00:19:42,202
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎其实你们的关系很微妙</font>

338
00:19:42,286 --> 00:19:44,246
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎感觉拍了会非常有趣</font>

339
00:19:44,329 --> 00:19:46,081
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你再回去看一次视频</font>

340
00:19:46,164 --> 00:19:49,501
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎底下留言很多 大家真的很喜欢你们</font>

341
00:19:49,584 --> 00:19:51,837
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你是反社会人格吧？
‎你这么想出卖朋友啊？</font>

342
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,381
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你以为国延秀就会拍吗？她才不可能</font>

343
00:19:54,464 --> 00:19:56,008
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我已经联络过她了</font>

344
00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:58,760
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎结果呢？</font>

345
00:20:01,805 --> 00:20:02,806
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她怎么说？</font>

346
00:20:02,889 --> 00:20:05,642
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她把我骂得狗血淋头 我就先缓缓了</font>

347
00:20:07,644 --> 00:20:09,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎没想到她还有跟我意见相同的时候</font>

348
00:20:09,813 --> 00:20:11,940
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好了 反正我不拍</font>

349
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:15,027
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎说这什么天方夜谭？</font>

350
00:20:20,198 --> 00:20:23,118
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎哥 这真的不太可能</font>

351
00:20:23,201 --> 00:20:24,828
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎最近有个很好的工作机会找上他</font>

352
00:20:24,911 --> 00:20:27,706
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎结果因为有延秀姐在
‎他现在非常苦恼</font>

353
00:20:27,789 --> 00:20:28,957
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是喔？</font>

354
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:31,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那他们可以同时
‎一起工作、一起拍片啊</font>

355
00:20:31,668 --> 00:20:33,378
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎但如果他们相处在一起</font>

356
00:20:33,962 --> 00:20:36,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他对延秀姐又有了感觉怎么办？</font>

357
00:20:40,594 --> 00:20:44,139
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他最近正好要我帮他多排一点工作</font>

358
00:20:44,222 --> 00:20:45,474
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我已经有点担心了</font>

359
00:20:47,184 --> 00:20:50,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不知道是不是因为跟延秀姐重逢
‎又打乱了他的思绪</font>

360
00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:54,858
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎天啊 我绝对无法接受
‎他又变回以前那个样子</font>

361
00:20:54,941 --> 00:20:56,318
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那时候你也都看到啦</font>

362
00:20:57,027 --> 00:20:58,111
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真的很可怕</font>

363
00:20:59,071 --> 00:21:00,572
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你有办法再承受一次吗？</font>

364
00:21:01,656 --> 00:21:02,866
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你都忘了吗？</font>

365
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:08,997
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他刚分手那几个月
‎简直就像个疯子一样</font>

366
00:21:09,081 --> 00:21:11,208
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（五年前）</font>

367
00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:12,584
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真是的</font>

368
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:15,462
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们回家吧 拜托你清醒一点</font>

369
00:21:16,838 --> 00:21:17,923
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎恩浩</font>

370
00:21:19,257 --> 00:21:21,635
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你知道延秀最讨厌什么吗？</font>

371
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,261
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎什么？</font>

372
00:21:24,763 --> 00:21:25,972
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎就是大晚上的</font>

373
00:21:27,349 --> 00:21:29,476
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎有人喝得醉醺醺 然后发酒疯</font>

374
00:21:30,102 --> 00:21:31,269
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真是的</font>

375
00:21:32,729 --> 00:21:34,731
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我真的要疯了</font>

376
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,024
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎哥 现在很晚了</font>

377
00:21:36,108 --> 00:21:38,360
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 你要去哪里？真受不了你！</font>

378
00:21:39,903 --> 00:21:42,364
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他专挑一些延秀姐讨厌的事做</font>

379
00:21:48,412 --> 00:21:51,123
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这又是怎样？你这次又要做什么？</font>

380
00:21:51,206 --> 00:21:52,958
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她还很讨厌一件事</font>

381
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:55,293
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎就是我喝得醉醺醺 到处乱买东西</font>

382
00:21:55,377 --> 00:21:58,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我用我的钱买东西
‎她到底凭什么有意见？</font>

383
00:21:58,296 --> 00:22:00,799
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎整个人活像一匹脱缰的野马</font>

384
00:22:09,474 --> 00:22:11,059
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎哥 起床了</font>

385
00:22:12,769 --> 00:22:14,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-不要
‎-你今天不是要考试吗？</font>

386
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,731
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-赶快起床了
‎-喝完酒隔天…</font>

387
00:22:17,357 --> 00:22:18,859
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你在说什么？你刚说什么？</font>

388
00:22:19,443 --> 00:22:21,236
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎还有喝完酒隔天</font>

389
00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:23,780
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不去学校 缺乏责任感的行为</font>

390
00:22:24,364 --> 00:22:25,657
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你说什么？</font>

391
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,868
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎国延秀最讨厌的行为</font>

392
00:22:29,536 --> 00:22:32,622
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他就像放弃人生一样
‎自暴自弃了一阵子</font>

393
00:22:45,677 --> 00:22:48,221
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎后来叫他去买股票的不是你吗？</font>

394
00:22:48,305 --> 00:22:51,725
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那是网上说可以走出情伤的方式</font>

395
00:22:51,808 --> 00:22:53,810
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎白天看股票 晚上拼命运动</font>

396
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,645
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎让自己没有时间思考</font>

397
00:22:56,563 --> 00:22:59,274
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这个方法确实是有它的效果</font>

398
00:23:03,278 --> 00:23:04,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎毕竟为了赚回那时赔掉的钱</font>

399
00:23:04,988 --> 00:23:07,490
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他还得去打工 生活也忙碌起来了</font>

400
00:23:08,325 --> 00:23:11,077
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好 预备 开始！</font>

401
00:23:11,161 --> 00:23:13,413
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎一 二！</font>

402
00:23:14,372 --> 00:23:16,416
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎二 二！</font>

403
00:23:16,499 --> 00:23:19,085
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎当时还是多亏我叫他去运动</font>

404
00:23:19,169 --> 00:23:21,004
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他的身体才没有废掉</font>

405
00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:36,853
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎但某种层面上来说</font>

406
00:23:39,105 --> 00:23:40,440
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他虽然看起来很忙</font>

407
00:23:41,149 --> 00:23:42,817
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎却又感觉很可怜</font>

408
00:23:44,527 --> 00:23:46,821
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他的生活就照这个模式循环了几次</font>

409
00:23:46,905 --> 00:23:47,948
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎阿姨</font>

410
00:23:48,031 --> 00:23:50,367
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎接着就进入那个时期了</font>

411
00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:51,618
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他今天还是没出来吗？</font>

412
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:57,624
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎崔雄 你适可而止就好 开门</font>

413
00:23:57,707 --> 00:24:00,252
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我数到三 你再不开门
‎我就直接把门把敲坏</font>

414
00:24:00,335 --> 00:24:03,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎一 二 三！</font>

415
00:24:23,191 --> 00:24:27,153
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎如果再把他跟延秀姐摆在一起</font>

416
00:24:28,613 --> 00:24:30,073
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎会不会太狠了？</font>

417
00:24:46,047 --> 00:24:47,799
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎只是累得比别人快而已</font>

418
00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:51,052
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你快点</font>

419
00:24:51,136 --> 00:24:53,471
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（留言）</font>

420
00:24:53,555 --> 00:24:55,140
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真是的</font>

421
00:24:55,223 --> 00:24:56,474
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（他长得好像鱿鱼）</font>

422
00:24:56,558 --> 00:24:57,851
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（小雄哥真的好有魅力）</font>

423
00:25:00,562 --> 00:25:01,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我就说吧</font>

424
00:25:02,564 --> 00:25:04,566
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎第一次看到大家
‎这样称赞你 很开心吧？</font>

425
00:25:06,735 --> 00:25:09,029
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎别装睡了 我都看到了</font>

426
00:25:15,910 --> 00:25:18,330
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎总之你再好好考虑一下</font>

427
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:22,208
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你把视频看完可能就会改变心意了</font>

428
00:25:22,876 --> 00:25:23,877
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎因为我也是这样</font>

429
00:25:26,504 --> 00:25:27,464
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎还有…</font>

430
00:25:30,925 --> 00:25:32,260
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎算了</font>

431
00:25:37,390 --> 00:25:38,725
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那个…</font>

432
00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:43,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎国延秀确实比你还不想拍</font>

433
00:25:46,232 --> 00:25:47,484
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎只是跟你说一下</font>

434
00:26:13,343 --> 00:26:15,011
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（《倒数第一与全校第一的
‎机智校园生活》）</font>

435
00:26:22,644 --> 00:26:24,229
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（搜索）</font>

436
00:26:27,732 --> 00:26:29,109
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（《倒数第一与全校第一的
‎机智校园生活》）</font>

437
00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:49,045
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（《倒数第一与全校第一的
‎机智校园生活》）</font>

438
00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:51,631
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎崔雄又翘掉晚自习了</font>

439
00:26:52,215 --> 00:26:54,342
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他自己自甘堕落</font>

440
00:26:54,426 --> 00:26:55,635
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-我有什么办法？
‎-太年轻了吧</font>

441
00:26:56,970 --> 00:26:58,888
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我那时候皮肤很紧致耶</font>

442
00:26:58,972 --> 00:27:00,348
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎快跟上</font>

443
00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:09,774
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎国延秀真的很会替人找麻烦</font>

444
00:27:10,650 --> 00:27:13,153
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我不懂她为什么要活得这么累</font>

445
00:27:13,695 --> 00:27:16,322
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎早起的鸟儿只是累得比别人快而已</font>

446
00:27:17,532 --> 00:27:20,243
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎所以我现在还是活得这么累啊</font>

447
00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:25,874
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他长大后到底能做什么？</font>

448
00:27:25,957 --> 00:27:27,959
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎人死后就能睡个尽兴啦</font>

449
00:27:28,626 --> 00:27:32,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我敢肯定他大概这辈子都是这么懒散</font>

450
00:27:33,381 --> 00:27:36,301
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他长大后成为知名插画家了 延秀</font>

451
00:27:38,344 --> 00:27:40,221
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎人生真的很不公平</font>

452
00:28:10,668 --> 00:28:13,004
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎嗯？什么状况？</font>

453
00:28:13,087 --> 00:28:15,215
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（已经十年了 真好奇他们的近况）</font>

454
00:28:15,298 --> 00:28:18,468
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（让人体悟到这就是青春的视频）</font>

455
00:28:18,551 --> 00:28:21,304
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（两人青涩的模样仿佛就是夏天）</font>

456
00:28:21,387 --> 00:28:22,847
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我还以为闹鬼了！</font>

457
00:28:27,519 --> 00:28:30,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-“让人体悟到这就是青春的视频”
‎-“让人体悟到这就是青春的视频”</font>

458
00:28:31,356 --> 00:28:33,942
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-“两人青涩的模样”
‎-“两人青涩的模样”</font>

459
00:28:34,025 --> 00:28:36,611
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-“仿佛就是夏天”
‎-“仿佛就是夏天”</font>

460
00:28:44,577 --> 00:28:45,578
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎抱歉</font>

461
00:28:48,623 --> 00:28:50,375
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 抱歉</font>

462
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:51,918
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎抱歉啦！</font>

463
00:28:52,502 --> 00:28:53,670
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎对不起</font>

464
00:28:54,170 --> 00:28:55,129
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂</font>

465
00:29:00,844 --> 00:29:02,762
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 不要跑 不要用跑的！</font>

466
00:29:06,057 --> 00:29:07,684
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂！</font>

467
00:29:08,726 --> 00:29:11,229
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎国延秀！你这个神经病！</font>

468
00:29:21,197 --> 00:29:24,200
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎可恶 都怪金志雄讲那些有的没的</font>

469
00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:34,127
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎反正我们大概也不会再见了</font>

470
00:29:41,885 --> 00:29:44,762
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（努亚插画家）</font>

471
00:29:45,388 --> 00:29:46,848
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎但问题是…</font>

472
00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:12,916
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们分手之后这五年来</font>

473
00:30:12,999 --> 00:30:15,460
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎明明一次都没遇见过</font>

474
00:30:43,488 --> 00:30:44,656
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎结果</font>

475
00:30:45,239 --> 00:30:48,326
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们最近巧遇的频率突然高得离谱</font>

476
00:31:08,471 --> 00:31:10,348
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎等等 我的拐杖！</font>

477
00:31:11,307 --> 00:31:12,266
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎司机先生 等一下</font>

478
00:31:19,023 --> 00:31:21,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这个没礼貌的家伙</font>

479
00:31:21,109 --> 00:31:23,069
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎一两次也就算了</font>

480
00:31:28,533 --> 00:31:29,575
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不好意思…</font>

481
00:31:32,787 --> 00:31:34,372
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这是合理的吗？</font>

482
00:31:45,717 --> 00:31:47,301
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎到底怎么回事啊？</font>

483
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,527
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎老天爷究竟为什么要这样对我？</font>

484
00:32:10,116 --> 00:32:11,534
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这里的纸袋也太…</font>

485
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,877
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 你是不是在跟踪我？</font>

486
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,503
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你在乱讲什么？</font>

487
00:32:22,587 --> 00:32:24,338
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不然你为什么老是出现在我们社区？</font>

488
00:32:24,422 --> 00:32:26,549
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这里也算是我家附近好吗？</font>

489
00:32:26,632 --> 00:32:28,134
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你明明就搬家了</font>

490
00:32:28,217 --> 00:32:30,970
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎所以呢？你知道我搬到哪吗？</font>

491
00:32:34,390 --> 00:32:36,142
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 你觉得这样合理吗？</font>

492
00:32:36,225 --> 00:32:39,020
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎明明五年来一次都没见过
‎现在却老是巧遇</font>

493
00:32:39,103 --> 00:32:40,938
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你要是觉得不自在就自己换地方去啊</font>

494
00:32:41,939 --> 00:32:44,609
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不自在？才不要 我超自在的</font>

495
00:32:44,692 --> 00:32:45,902
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是你不自在吧</font>

496
00:32:45,985 --> 00:32:48,446
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真不知道他为什么还是这么幼稚</font>

497
00:32:48,529 --> 00:32:50,573
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我？不会啊 我干吗不自在？</font>

498
00:32:50,656 --> 00:32:53,076
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你根本不值得我在意</font>

499
00:32:53,659 --> 00:32:57,121
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎同样的话她怎么有办法
‎讲得一次比一次还要恼人？</font>

500
00:32:57,205 --> 00:32:58,331
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎唉唷</font>

501
00:32:58,414 --> 00:33:02,126
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你是为了那个企划案
‎才一直在我身边打转的吧？</font>

502
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,003
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎以为这样我就会改变心意答应你</font>

503
00:33:04,087 --> 00:33:07,173
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎企划案啊？那个你不用管了</font>

504
00:33:07,256 --> 00:33:09,926
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们已经决定找其他插画家代替你了</font>

505
00:33:10,009 --> 00:33:10,968
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎什么？找谁？</font>

506
00:33:11,052 --> 00:33:13,638
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎努亚插画家 他最近也是大受…</font>

507
00:33:14,639 --> 00:33:17,350
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎拜托 努亚只是个冒牌货</font>

508
00:33:17,433 --> 00:33:19,894
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那家伙只是个模仿我画风的学人精</font>

509
00:33:19,977 --> 00:33:24,482
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是吗？谁是学人精
‎我想社会大众会自行判断</font>

510
00:33:24,982 --> 00:33:27,318
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我个人觉得努亚插画家的
‎实力更胜一筹</font>

511
00:33:28,069 --> 00:33:30,363
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 你这么说就太过分了</font>

512
00:33:30,446 --> 00:33:32,406
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 你要去哪？我还没说完</font>

513
00:33:32,490 --> 00:33:35,618
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你遇到我感觉不太自在
‎你看不出来我要回避了吗？</font>

514
00:33:36,327 --> 00:33:37,161
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我才没有好吗？</font>

515
00:33:37,245 --> 00:33:40,206
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎而且你们真的不能找努亚
‎你一定会后悔</font>

516
00:33:40,289 --> 00:33:42,834
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎别找他 再找找别的插画家吧</font>

517
00:33:43,626 --> 00:33:45,586
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎听我的 喂！</font>

518
00:33:46,295 --> 00:33:48,506
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎唉唷 不小心脚滑</font>

519
00:33:48,589 --> 00:33:50,800
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎它滚得好远 快去捡吧</font>

520
00:33:51,634 --> 00:33:54,428
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-喂 国延秀！
‎-你以为只有你会耍幼稚吗？</font>

521
00:33:54,512 --> 00:33:56,264
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我早该这样做了</font>

522
00:33:56,347 --> 00:33:57,473
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎感觉真是痛快</font>

523
00:34:00,226 --> 00:34:02,728
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-什么？
‎-客户指定要高午插画家啊</font>

524
00:34:02,812 --> 00:34:06,399
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他说如果换成努亚插画家
‎这次的合作就取消</font>

525
00:34:08,651 --> 00:34:12,238
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你不是都找到人了吗？
‎干吗突然要换插画家？</font>

526
00:34:12,321 --> 00:34:15,908
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不是 努亚插画家也是最近
‎很受欢迎的艺术家</font>

527
00:34:15,992 --> 00:34:17,994
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎画风也和巢安店铺很搭</font>

528
00:34:18,077 --> 00:34:20,246
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎而且对方也有意跟我们合作</font>

529
00:34:20,329 --> 00:34:23,583
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这我也知道 但客户就是
‎非高午插画家不可啊</font>

530
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:26,169
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎怎么？是预算问题吗？
‎高午开价太高？</font>

531
00:34:26,836 --> 00:34:28,754
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不是 因为…</font>

532
00:34:28,838 --> 00:34:31,757
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎延秀 本来不是进行得很顺利吗？
‎为什么突然要换人？</font>

533
00:34:32,383 --> 00:34:35,094
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你也知道这个案子
‎对我们公司来说很重要</font>

534
00:34:35,178 --> 00:34:36,971
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎大家都指望着你</font>

535
00:34:40,725 --> 00:34:44,228
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不管啦 如果是预算的问题</font>

536
00:34:44,312 --> 00:34:46,022
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那你重新拟一份预算表给我</font>

537
00:34:46,105 --> 00:34:48,024
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我会尽量配合</font>

538
00:35:11,589 --> 00:35:14,091
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎事情怎么会变成这个样子？</font>

539
00:35:20,223 --> 00:35:23,684
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎一切都是从崔雄的出现开始变了调</font>

540
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:30,524
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我先走了</font>

541
00:35:30,608 --> 00:35:32,485
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎嗯 别再回来啦</font>

542
00:35:36,197 --> 00:35:37,073
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎彩兰</font>

543
00:35:37,782 --> 00:35:41,452
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这家伙今天跑哪去了？
‎怎么整天都不见人影？</font>

544
00:35:41,535 --> 00:35:44,121
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他好像去找特辑的主角谈合作了</font>

545
00:35:45,498 --> 00:35:48,000
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那他谈得还顺利吗？</font>

546
00:35:48,834 --> 00:35:51,087
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这家伙每次都不跟我报告进度</font>

547
00:35:51,587 --> 00:35:54,048
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他只要下定决心就一定会做到啊</font>

548
00:35:54,131 --> 00:35:57,009
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是啊 所以我也没办法骂他</font>

549
00:35:57,969 --> 00:35:59,053
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎讨人厌的家伙</font>

550
00:36:00,304 --> 00:36:03,516
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎话说回来 他怎么会突然
‎改变心意决定要拍了？</font>

551
00:36:03,599 --> 00:36:05,685
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他花了好几天
‎把以前的毛片通通看完了</font>

552
00:36:06,394 --> 00:36:08,354
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎可能看一看就觉得蛮有趣的吧</font>

553
00:36:09,605 --> 00:36:10,731
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他都看完了？</font>

554
00:36:15,152 --> 00:36:16,487
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我跟你说</font>

555
00:36:17,154 --> 00:36:21,242
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我那时候真的拍得趣味十足
‎还有很多有趣的花絮</font>

556
00:36:22,034 --> 00:36:26,122
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他居然都看完了 太可爱了吧</font>

557
00:36:26,205 --> 00:36:28,332
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎现在想想志雄这小子</font>

558
00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:30,960
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎高中的时候其实蛮可爱的</font>

559
00:36:31,043 --> 00:36:33,045
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎每次摄影机只要带到他</font>

560
00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:35,256
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他就会自动静止</font>

561
00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:41,512
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎可是为什么你每次
‎都要来问我志雄前辈的事？</font>

562
00:36:41,595 --> 00:36:43,097
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎嗯？什么意思？</font>

563
00:36:43,764 --> 00:36:46,600
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎而且不只是你 其他人也都这样</font>

564
00:36:46,684 --> 00:36:48,894
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那是因为…</font>

565
00:36:51,188 --> 00:36:54,608
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-因为你最了解他啊
‎-什么意思？</font>

566
00:36:54,692 --> 00:36:57,570
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎每次大家想知道志雄在哪里做什么</font>

567
00:36:57,653 --> 00:36:59,488
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎就会先找你啊 你没发现吗？</font>

568
00:37:01,073 --> 00:37:03,492
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-为什么？
‎-你说呢？</font>

569
00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:25,306
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎要不要跟你说一点
‎志雄高中时候的事？</font>

570
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,685
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-你要是不想听 我就先走了
‎-如果你没事做 可以说来听听</font>

571
00:37:36,692 --> 00:37:38,235
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎每次看到志雄…</font>

572
00:37:41,530 --> 00:37:44,617
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎都会让我想起自己的高中生活</font>

573
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:47,370
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎说到这里就不得不聊一下
‎我高中的事迹</font>

574
00:37:47,453 --> 00:37:49,955
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎今天国组长怎么突然提早下班了？</font>

575
00:37:50,581 --> 00:37:53,459
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她会不会只是要去处理
‎高午插画家的事？</font>

576
00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:55,586
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不过也多亏如此 我们还能准时下班</font>

577
00:37:55,669 --> 00:37:57,129
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎怎么样？今天要不要去喝一杯？</font>

578
00:37:57,213 --> 00:37:59,423
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不好意思 我正在减肥</font>

579
00:38:00,841 --> 00:38:01,842
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不会吧</font>

580
00:38:03,344 --> 00:38:05,888
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎天啊 那不是国组长吗？</font>

581
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,973
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎天啊</font>

582
00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,811
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎难道国组长提早下班是为了去约会？</font>

583
00:38:13,145 --> 00:38:15,272
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎远远看感觉好般配喔</font>

584
00:38:15,356 --> 00:38:17,274
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这是大新闻耶 国组长居然…</font>

585
00:38:17,358 --> 00:38:20,694
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎等等 不对啊 这怎么可能？</font>

586
00:38:20,778 --> 00:38:21,946
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎为什么不可能？</font>

587
00:38:22,738 --> 00:38:26,158
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎其实我有自己投资的股票</font>

588
00:38:26,742 --> 00:38:27,576
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你在投资股票？</font>

589
00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:30,371
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎有不错的情报要分享一下啊
‎怎么自己独享？</font>

590
00:38:30,454 --> 00:38:32,623
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我不是在说真的股票</font>

591
00:38:33,457 --> 00:38:37,962
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我的意思是我很看好
‎国组长和张道律组长的发展</font>

592
00:38:38,045 --> 00:38:39,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎什么？他们两个？</font>

593
00:38:39,713 --> 00:38:41,132
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这是什么意思？</font>

594
00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:44,885
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我这个人的直觉一向非常敏锐</font>

595
00:38:44,969 --> 00:38:48,514
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我觉得最近张组长和国组长的关系</font>

596
00:38:48,597 --> 00:38:50,391
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎似乎有了一点微妙的变化</font>

597
00:38:50,474 --> 00:38:52,184
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎而且他们两个看起来莫名的般配啊</font>

598
00:38:52,268 --> 00:38:55,062
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你的直觉不准吧
‎他们两个看起来跟仇人一样</font>

599
00:38:55,146 --> 00:38:57,314
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎偶像剧都是这样开始的</font>

600
00:38:57,398 --> 00:38:59,483
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-你什么都不懂
‎-最好是啦</font>

601
00:38:59,567 --> 00:39:02,862
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不过刚才看到那个男生
‎应该就证明你的直觉错了吧</font>

602
00:39:02,945 --> 00:39:07,032
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎现在还不能确定 我们得再观察看看</font>

603
00:39:07,116 --> 00:39:09,285
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那么为了探究这个问题</font>

604
00:39:09,368 --> 00:39:12,163
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们边烤薄切五花肉边讨论怎么样？</font>

605
00:39:12,246 --> 00:39:14,957
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你刚才没听到
‎我说什么吗？我正在减肥</font>

606
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,252
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那你没听到我说什么吗？
‎我说的是薄切五花肉</font>

607
00:39:20,796 --> 00:39:22,590
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎如果是薄切应该可以</font>

608
00:39:22,673 --> 00:39:24,467
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-走吧
‎-走吧</font>

609
00:39:28,762 --> 00:39:30,848
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你可能白跑一趟了</font>

610
00:39:30,931 --> 00:39:32,266
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我已经说了我不拍</font>

611
00:39:32,349 --> 00:39:33,851
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我还是想知道你的理由</font>

612
00:39:33,934 --> 00:39:35,186
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你真的不知道吗？</font>

613
00:39:35,269 --> 00:39:37,229
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我跟崔雄耶
‎我们怎么可能再重拍一次？</font>

614
00:39:37,313 --> 00:39:40,566
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎为什么不可能？
‎你们现在什么关系都不是了</font>

615
00:39:41,150 --> 00:39:43,194
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎总不可能还余情未了吧</font>

616
00:39:43,819 --> 00:39:45,571
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你是来跟我玩文字游戏的吗？</font>

617
00:39:45,654 --> 00:39:48,532
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这种激将法你拿去对付崔雄
‎我不吃这一套</font>

618
00:39:50,618 --> 00:39:53,871
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-我就知道这招对你没用
‎-那你还来做什么？</font>

619
00:39:53,954 --> 00:39:55,956
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我还是得说服你啊
‎毕竟这是我的工作</font>

620
00:39:56,707 --> 00:39:58,167
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎如果玩文字游戏没用</font>

621
00:39:59,168 --> 00:40:00,961
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那就只能正面进攻了</font>

622
00:40:01,045 --> 00:40:02,630
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好 那你试试看吧</font>

623
00:40:02,713 --> 00:40:05,758
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎虽然我不可能改变心意
‎但还是可以听你说</font>

624
00:40:10,221 --> 00:40:14,850
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你觉得愿意拍摄纪录片的人
‎是为什么决定答应的？</font>

625
00:40:16,977 --> 00:40:18,562
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我想</font>

626
00:40:19,438 --> 00:40:21,106
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎应该是有助于宣传…</font>

627
00:40:21,190 --> 00:40:24,235
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是吗？但绝大多数都是
‎没什么好宣传的普通人啊</font>

628
00:40:25,486 --> 00:40:29,448
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那就是演出酬劳啦
‎我当初也是因为这样才答应的</font>

629
00:40:29,532 --> 00:40:31,367
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那你应该也知道酬劳其实没那么多</font>

630
00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:33,827
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你现在是要我想理由吗？</font>

631
00:40:33,911 --> 00:40:35,704
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我在说服拍摄对象的时候总是说实话</font>

632
00:40:35,788 --> 00:40:40,251
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎“我们能给你们的好处只有一个</font>

633
00:40:41,669 --> 00:40:45,005
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎就是为你们人生的一部分留下记录”</font>

634
00:40:47,424 --> 00:40:48,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎没错</font>

635
00:40:48,509 --> 00:40:52,555
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎每次说完这句话
‎大部分的人都会觉得这没什么</font>

636
00:40:52,638 --> 00:40:53,764
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎但是</font>

637
00:40:54,932 --> 00:40:58,519
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎通常都要等到拍摄完
‎他们真的看到了视频</font>

638
00:40:58,602 --> 00:41:00,729
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎才会了解这句话的涵义</font>

639
00:41:02,356 --> 00:41:03,566
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他们会明白</font>

640
00:41:03,649 --> 00:41:07,778
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎能够记录人生的某个瞬间并珍藏起来
‎是件多么有意义的事</font>

641
00:41:09,488 --> 00:41:12,324
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎所以比起说服其他人</font>

642
00:41:12,408 --> 00:41:14,743
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎对我来说 要说服你还比较容易</font>

643
00:41:16,912 --> 00:41:18,831
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎因为你曾经拥有过那些记录</font>

644
00:41:20,874 --> 00:41:22,668
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎所以你应该再清楚不过</font>

645
00:41:22,751 --> 00:41:25,296
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你已经有过19岁初夏一部分的记录</font>

646
00:41:25,379 --> 00:41:28,382
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你老实说 那对你而言毫无意义吗？</font>

647
00:41:30,259 --> 00:41:31,302
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这个嘛</font>

648
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:33,846
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我…</font>

649
00:41:34,805 --> 00:41:36,056
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你看过那些视频吗？</font>

650
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:41,437
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-没有
‎-真不晓得你跟崔雄到底在逃避什么</font>

651
00:41:42,229 --> 00:41:45,024
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎为什么看过视频还是犹豫不决？</font>

652
00:41:45,816 --> 00:41:47,318
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎说真的</font>

653
00:41:47,985 --> 00:41:50,112
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我刚开始也觉得这个企划没什么意义</font>

654
00:41:50,195 --> 00:41:52,615
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎但等我把以前的毛片
‎一一看完之后就明白了</font>

655
00:41:52,698 --> 00:41:57,369
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你跟崔雄就是最适合
‎来拍青春特辑的主角</font>

656
00:42:01,332 --> 00:42:03,042
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你口才还真好 金志雄</font>

657
00:42:04,335 --> 00:42:05,419
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这点我认可</font>

658
00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:09,298
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎但你还是说服不了我 抱歉 我不拍</font>

659
00:42:16,221 --> 00:42:17,139
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好吧</font>

660
00:42:18,599 --> 00:42:19,600
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎什么意思？</font>

661
00:42:22,186 --> 00:42:23,312
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎就这样吗？</font>

662
00:42:24,313 --> 00:42:26,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎说服拍摄对象我从来没失败过</font>

663
00:42:27,650 --> 00:42:29,485
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这就代表我还有其他办法</font>

664
00:42:31,695 --> 00:42:33,197
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我怎么感觉不太妙？</font>

665
00:42:34,406 --> 00:42:37,951
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎如果我问你在打什么算盘
‎你会告诉我吗？</font>

666
00:42:41,455 --> 00:42:42,539
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎崔雄这个人啊…</font>

667
00:42:47,419 --> 00:42:48,837
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎绝对不能让她去找努亚</font>

668
00:42:48,921 --> 00:42:51,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你看吧 一开始延秀姐来找你的时候</font>

669
00:42:51,548 --> 00:42:53,592
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你就该心怀感激地一口答应才对</font>

670
00:42:53,676 --> 00:42:55,052
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真是笨蛋一个</font>

671
00:42:55,135 --> 00:42:56,470
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我疯了吗？干吗感激国延秀？</font>

672
00:42:56,553 --> 00:42:59,640
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎长大了就要学会公私分明</font>

673
00:43:00,224 --> 00:43:03,394
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎每个人都这样跟我说
‎你们最好都有办法做到</font>

674
00:43:03,477 --> 00:43:06,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎天啊 你真的很小心眼</font>

675
00:43:07,648 --> 00:43:08,607
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎哥 你老实说</font>

676
00:43:09,233 --> 00:43:11,735
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你是不是很希望延秀姐跑来求你？</font>

677
00:43:11,819 --> 00:43:14,613
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎就算是以工作为由
‎你也很希望那个高傲的延秀姐</font>

678
00:43:14,697 --> 00:43:16,699
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎可以来向你低头对吧？</font>

679
00:43:18,492 --> 00:43:20,828
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-她死都不可能这样做
‎-就是说啊</font>

680
00:43:20,911 --> 00:43:23,372
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你既然都知道
‎为什么还要这么坚持？</font>

681
00:43:23,455 --> 00:43:26,208
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎有时候都觉得
‎你才是故意找人家麻烦的那一个</font>

682
00:43:26,709 --> 00:43:28,210
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真是烦死了</font>

683
00:43:28,293 --> 00:43:31,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她那副满不在乎、若无其事的样子</font>

684
00:43:31,130 --> 00:43:32,673
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不会啊 我干吗不自在？</font>

685
00:43:32,756 --> 00:43:35,134
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你根本不值得我在意</font>

686
00:43:35,217 --> 00:43:36,927
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她永远都是这样</font>

687
00:43:37,010 --> 00:43:39,388
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎企划案啊？那个你不用管了</font>

688
00:43:39,471 --> 00:43:40,639
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们已经决定找其他插画家</font>

689
00:43:40,723 --> 00:43:42,850
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-代替你了
‎-努亚插画家 他最近也是大受…</font>

690
00:43:42,933 --> 00:43:45,602
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎以为自己最厉害 绝对不会输</font>

691
00:43:45,686 --> 00:43:46,937
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这次一样是你输了</font>

692
00:43:48,063 --> 00:43:51,108
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你还是认输 接下这个企划吧</font>

693
00:43:51,191 --> 00:43:54,319
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你要是答应了 比起努亚
‎他们肯定比较想跟你合作啊</font>

694
00:43:54,403 --> 00:43:57,114
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂 我疯了吗？
‎干吗白白便宜国延秀？</font>

695
00:43:57,781 --> 00:44:00,033
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我气死她都来不及了</font>

696
00:44:01,827 --> 00:44:03,245
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎可恶</font>

697
00:44:08,876 --> 00:44:10,461
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我想到了</font>

698
00:44:21,513 --> 00:44:24,183
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎怎么回事？你这个表情我觉得不太妙</font>

699
00:44:25,684 --> 00:44:26,894
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎没错</font>

700
00:44:26,977 --> 00:44:29,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我气死她都来不及了</font>

701
00:44:29,938 --> 00:44:32,983
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我能战胜国延秀的好方法</font>

702
00:44:34,526 --> 00:44:37,029
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎虽然不知道你在打什么算盘
‎但总觉得我应该阻止你</font>

703
00:44:37,112 --> 00:44:38,030
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎恩浩</font>

704
00:44:39,198 --> 00:44:40,991
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎明天有个工作要交给你</font>

705
00:44:41,074 --> 00:44:42,826
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎又要干吗？水泥我不是都铺好了吗？</font>

706
00:44:42,910 --> 00:44:45,370
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不是那个 我是说经纪人的工作
‎你要回归本业啊</font>

707
00:44:46,038 --> 00:44:48,081
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎回归本业？跟NJ有关吗？</font>

708
00:44:49,082 --> 00:44:52,127
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我这次真的可以期待跟NJ接洽了吗？</font>

709
00:45:00,594 --> 00:45:03,013
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我怎么没有早点想到呢？</font>

710
00:45:27,538 --> 00:45:30,457
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这家伙根本是高手 绝对错不了</font>

711
00:45:35,462 --> 00:45:38,215
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他每次都说会联络我
‎却一点消息都没有</font>

712
00:45:38,298 --> 00:45:39,591
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这男人是什么心态？</font>

713
00:45:40,175 --> 00:45:43,554
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他说会给我消息
‎害得我也没办法主动联络他</font>

714
00:45:43,637 --> 00:45:47,516
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎都过了好几天还是杳无音讯
‎这个该死的男人到底在想什么？</font>

715
00:45:47,599 --> 00:45:49,560
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎第一次见面时 他明明说是我的粉…</font>

716
00:45:53,105 --> 00:45:55,190
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎第一次见面时 他明明说喜欢我</font>

717
00:45:55,274 --> 00:45:57,734
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎为什么还不主动联络我？
‎到底为什么？</font>

718
00:46:01,321 --> 00:46:05,242
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-答案就在楼主身上吧 他不喜欢你
‎-他眼里没有你</font>

719
00:46:05,325 --> 00:46:06,660
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你可能是第17个备胎</font>

720
00:46:06,743 --> 00:46:09,496
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎也可能是他的个性比较谨慎</font>

721
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:10,956
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎也对</font>

722
00:46:28,974 --> 00:46:35,022
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（崔雄）</font>

723
00:46:41,612 --> 00:46:43,196
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我叫具恩浩</font>

724
00:46:45,282 --> 00:46:49,161
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（具恩浩）</font>

725
00:46:49,244 --> 00:46:50,579
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（具恩浩 日常）</font>

726
00:46:59,379 --> 00:47:00,547
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（多注意健康）</font>

727
00:47:06,637 --> 00:47:07,929
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（久违地和小雄哥一起喝酒吃肉）</font>

728
00:47:08,013 --> 00:47:09,139
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你看看</font>

729
00:47:09,222 --> 00:47:12,184
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎明明就在吃喝玩乐
‎为什么就是不联络我？</font>

730
00:47:16,021 --> 00:47:19,191
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不对 我不能给普通人的照片点赞</font>

731
00:47:46,176 --> 00:47:49,596
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真是的 我知道啦 嗯</font>

732
00:47:50,389 --> 00:47:52,557
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎有啦 我很安全</font>

733
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,060
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎快到家了啦</font>

734
00:47:55,686 --> 00:47:56,687
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎嗯</font>

735
00:47:57,562 --> 00:47:58,647
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好</font>

736
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,485
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎好久没看到这个了</font>

737
00:48:10,283 --> 00:48:11,368
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎等等</font>

738
00:48:19,751 --> 00:48:23,046
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎看吧 又是国延秀</font>

739
00:48:24,881 --> 00:48:27,592
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这附近是都没人了吗？</font>

740
00:48:27,676 --> 00:48:28,927
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎为什么每次都遇到她？</font>

741
00:48:38,145 --> 00:48:39,187
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你喝酒啦？</font>

742
00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:51,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你还是快回家吧</font>

743
00:48:52,909 --> 00:48:55,370
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我讨厌国延秀的十个理由</font>

744
00:48:56,371 --> 00:48:58,415
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎在你所拥有的一切当中</font>

745
00:48:59,166 --> 00:49:00,375
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我是最容易放弃的吗？</font>

746
00:49:02,210 --> 00:49:03,211
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不是</font>

747
00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:06,006
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是我能放弃的</font>

748
00:49:07,132 --> 00:49:08,341
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎只有你一个</font>

749
00:49:11,678 --> 00:49:12,929
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎理由是什么？</font>

750
00:49:16,183 --> 00:49:17,517
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎到底为什么？</font>

751
00:49:18,685 --> 00:49:21,021
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎为什么我们非分手不可？</font>

752
00:50:00,769 --> 00:50:02,395
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎最后的第十点</font>

753
00:50:03,772 --> 00:50:08,860
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎她总是太过轻易地
‎把我从她的人生中抹去</font>

754
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,875
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎大家早安</font>

755
00:50:23,959 --> 00:50:25,544
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎国组长！</font>

756
00:50:26,378 --> 00:50:28,171
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你好像心情很好耶 代表</font>

757
00:50:28,255 --> 00:50:32,217
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎当然啦 你送了我们这么一份大礼
‎我心情能不好吗？</font>

758
00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:34,010
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-什么大礼？
‎-真是的</font>

759
00:50:34,094 --> 00:50:36,388
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你就是为了给我们惊喜
‎才一直瞒着我们吗？</font>

760
00:50:37,222 --> 00:50:38,390
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你到底在说什么？</font>

761
00:50:38,473 --> 00:50:40,684
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎刚才高午插画家的经纪人来过了</font>

762
00:50:40,767 --> 00:50:43,353
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎听说你和高午插画家是朋友</font>

763
00:50:43,436 --> 00:50:45,522
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你怎么都没告诉我们？</font>

764
00:50:45,605 --> 00:50:47,774
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎等等 你说谁来过了？</font>

765
00:50:47,858 --> 00:50:51,152
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他的经纪人说他同意参与
‎巢安的合作案 已经来拿合约了</font>

766
00:50:51,862 --> 00:50:54,114
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎崔雄…不对</font>

767
00:50:54,197 --> 00:50:55,866
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎高午插画家同意了？</font>

768
00:50:55,949 --> 00:50:56,783
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎对啊</font>

769
00:50:56,867 --> 00:51:01,413
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他说你答应帮他一个忙
‎所以他也很乐意参与这个合作案</font>

770
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,332
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-我吗？
‎-你还装傻？</font>

771
00:51:05,375 --> 00:51:07,502
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎唉唷 你也真是的</font>

772
00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:09,796
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真想不到你还有这样的人脉</font>

773
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,966
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我已经把这个消息告诉巢安了</font>

774
00:51:13,049 --> 00:51:15,802
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎怎么会？不可能啊</font>

775
00:51:16,511 --> 00:51:20,015
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那个 我得先去找个人</font>

776
00:51:20,098 --> 00:51:21,474
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我等等就回来</font>

777
00:51:22,058 --> 00:51:22,976
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这么突然？</font>

778
00:51:31,484 --> 00:51:33,695
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎干吗叫我一大早去拿合约？</font>

779
00:51:33,778 --> 00:51:35,572
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我还以为是跟NJ有关</font>

780
00:51:36,656 --> 00:51:37,824
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎有照我交代的去做吧？</font>

781
00:51:37,908 --> 00:51:38,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎有</font>

782
00:51:39,492 --> 00:51:40,869
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你有见到国延秀吗？</font>

783
00:51:40,952 --> 00:51:42,412
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎没有 她不在</font>

784
00:51:43,163 --> 00:51:44,080
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是吗？</font>

785
00:51:45,999 --> 00:51:48,043
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎看来这里就要掀起一场风波了</font>

786
00:51:48,627 --> 00:51:49,878
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我劝你先去避个难</font>

787
00:51:50,712 --> 00:51:51,922
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎为什么？</font>

788
00:51:52,005 --> 00:51:54,049
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这里很快就会刮起一场腥风血雨</font>

789
00:51:55,717 --> 00:51:56,968
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎嗯？</font>

790
00:51:57,052 --> 00:52:00,388
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎个、十、百、千、万 17867个赞？</font>

791
00:52:01,264 --> 00:52:06,227
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们吃烤肉的照片
‎为什么会有17867个人点赞？</font>

792
00:52:06,311 --> 00:52:07,729
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎什么意思？</font>

793
00:52:16,446 --> 00:52:18,114
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你又怎么了啦？</font>

794
00:52:19,407 --> 00:52:20,283
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是NJ</font>

795
00:52:21,201 --> 00:52:23,787
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎NJ给我的照片点赞了</font>

796
00:52:23,870 --> 00:52:26,081
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-什么？
‎-你看</font>

797
00:52:26,164 --> 00:52:27,248
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎嗯？</font>

798
00:52:28,291 --> 00:52:29,209
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎是NJ耶</font>

799
00:52:31,628 --> 00:52:33,672
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎NJ给我的照片点赞了</font>

800
00:52:34,464 --> 00:52:36,341
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎NJ给我的照片点赞了</font>

801
00:52:41,096 --> 00:52:42,055
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎崔雄这个人啊…</font>

802
00:52:43,056 --> 00:52:44,557
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎大概在我们九岁的时候吧</font>

803
00:52:44,641 --> 00:52:47,018
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那时候我成天惹完他就跑</font>

804
00:52:47,686 --> 00:52:48,687
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎干吗突然说这个？</font>

805
00:52:48,770 --> 00:52:51,189
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他的不满可能就这样一直累积</font>

806
00:52:51,272 --> 00:52:54,275
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎有一天他突然端了一碗刨冰
‎说要跟我一起吃</font>

807
00:52:54,359 --> 00:52:56,027
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我就开心地一口接一口</font>

808
00:52:56,111 --> 00:53:00,532
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎后来才发现那里面加了水蜜桃
‎但我对水蜜桃过敏</font>

809
00:53:00,615 --> 00:53:02,242
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎崔雄不是也对水蜜桃过敏吗？</font>

810
00:53:02,325 --> 00:53:05,996
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎对啊 那个疯子为了骗我吃下水蜜桃</font>

811
00:53:06,079 --> 00:53:07,330
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎自己也跟着吃了</font>

812
00:53:08,623 --> 00:53:10,875
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他真的很荒谬耶</font>

813
00:53:10,959 --> 00:53:14,045
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们两个的脸都肿成猪头
‎被送进急诊室</font>

814
00:53:14,629 --> 00:53:18,967
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那时候他居然就躺在
‎我隔壁的病床上看着我笑</font>

815
00:53:19,551 --> 00:53:21,803
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那天之后我就没有再欺负他了</font>

816
00:53:22,679 --> 00:53:24,014
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你现在为什么要跟我说这些？</font>

817
00:53:25,974 --> 00:53:30,020
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎崔雄如果决定要造成别人的痛苦</font>

818
00:53:30,103 --> 00:53:33,606
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那他也会心甘情愿地承受
‎自己要承担的伤害</font>

819
00:53:34,190 --> 00:53:37,235
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎而你应该很快就会明白这是什么意思</font>

820
00:53:38,528 --> 00:53:42,741
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不会吧？他应该不至于这么疯吧？</font>

821
00:53:45,243 --> 00:53:46,703
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎就在我这么想的时候</font>

822
00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:50,123
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎看到他的表情我就明白了</font>

823
00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:53,084
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他还真的是疯子</font>

824
00:53:54,711 --> 00:53:55,587
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎什么意思？</font>

825
00:53:56,921 --> 00:53:59,716
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你答应参与我们的企划
‎该不会是因为…</font>

826
00:54:00,383 --> 00:54:02,552
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎嗯 因为你也会帮我啊</font>

827
00:54:04,179 --> 00:54:06,389
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你的言下之意该不会是…</font>

828
00:54:06,473 --> 00:54:08,558
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我想再拍一次纪录片</font>

829
00:54:08,641 --> 00:54:09,642
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎跟你一起</font>

830
00:54:10,310 --> 00:54:14,606
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎也许我现在等同于
‎自己再次吞下一堆水蜜桃</font>

831
00:54:14,689 --> 00:54:15,940
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎这就是我的条件</font>

832
00:54:16,608 --> 00:54:19,110
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我们一起拍一个月的纪录片吧</font>

833
00:54:21,362 --> 00:54:22,530
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂</font>

834
00:54:24,282 --> 00:54:25,366
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎崔雄！</font>

835
00:54:26,868 --> 00:54:28,828
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎但只要国延秀越反感</font>

836
00:54:29,412 --> 00:54:30,622
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我就越乐意</font>

837
00:54:38,421 --> 00:54:41,091
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（后记）</font>

838
00:54:41,174 --> 00:54:42,217
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎太好笑了吧</font>

839
00:54:42,926 --> 00:54:45,386
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他到现在还是最讨厌我？</font>

840
00:54:48,014 --> 00:54:50,016
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎没差别啊 对我来说</font>

841
00:54:50,725 --> 00:54:52,018
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎一点影响都没有</font>

842
00:54:53,061 --> 00:54:55,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我这个人本来就很洒脱</font>

843
00:54:55,188 --> 00:54:57,690
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎从来不会记仇</font>

844
00:54:57,774 --> 00:54:58,983
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真的</font>

845
00:55:01,027 --> 00:55:03,738
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（五年前 分手之后）</font>

846
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:28,513
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-请慢用
‎-谢谢</font>

847
00:55:28,596 --> 00:55:29,806
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎可以放着就好 我来整理</font>

848
00:55:29,889 --> 00:55:31,850
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-好 谢谢你
‎-谢谢</font>

849
00:55:34,310 --> 00:55:35,812
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎欢迎光临</font>

850
00:55:35,895 --> 00:55:37,564
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-我要点餐
‎-好的</font>

851
00:55:48,825 --> 00:55:50,577
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎想说什么就说吧</font>

852
00:55:50,660 --> 00:55:52,412
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎不要这样一直盯着我看</font>

853
00:55:56,875 --> 00:55:58,459
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你真的没事吗？</font>

854
00:56:00,795 --> 00:56:01,629
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎什么意思？</font>

855
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:14,142
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你跟崔雄分手的事啊</font>

856
00:56:15,351 --> 00:56:17,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎毕竟你们都交往那么久了</font>

857
00:56:19,647 --> 00:56:22,692
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎臭丫头 你在我面前可以坦白一点</font>

858
00:56:22,775 --> 00:56:25,445
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎心里难过就直说</font>

859
00:56:25,528 --> 00:56:28,907
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你这样若无其事的样子看起来更可怕</font>

860
00:56:28,990 --> 00:56:30,491
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我看了更难过</font>

861
00:56:30,575 --> 00:56:32,452
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎有什么好难过的？</font>

862
00:56:34,495 --> 00:56:36,039
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你真的没事吗？</font>

863
00:56:37,207 --> 00:56:38,124
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎嗯</font>

864
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:40,168
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我真的没事</font>

865
00:56:50,011 --> 00:56:51,721
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎奶奶 我回来了</font>

866
00:58:18,975 --> 00:58:20,476
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我真的完全无所谓</font>

867
00:58:21,311 --> 00:58:22,353
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎真的</font>

868
00:58:25,481 --> 00:58:32,488
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎（我讨厌你的十个理由）</font>

869
00:58:57,889 --> 00:58:59,641
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎笑死人了</font>

870
00:58:59,724 --> 00:59:01,351
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎他真的这样说吗？</font>

871
00:59:01,434 --> 00:59:05,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎当然细节的记忆可能会不太一样</font>

872
00:59:06,064 --> 00:59:09,359
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎那一天就是这一切错误的开端</font>

873
00:59:09,442 --> 00:59:10,693
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎喂</font>

874
00:59:10,777 --> 00:59:14,072
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎-我还想说你这个人幼稚又小心眼…
‎-喂</font>

875
00:59:16,074 --> 00:59:18,201
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎我相信你</font>

876
00:59:19,285 --> 00:59:21,037
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎你还毁了我的人生</font>

877
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,622
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎毁得惨不忍睹</font>

878
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">‎字幕翻译：钟见悦</font>

