1 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,122 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:42,063 --> 00:00:43,982 {\an8}♪ One, two, three below! ♪ 3 00:00:47,152 --> 00:00:51,114 Leave this place, or suffer certain death! 4 00:00:51,197 --> 00:00:52,615 Hey, you're pretty funny! 5 00:00:52,699 --> 00:00:53,575 [growls, gasps] 6 00:00:53,658 --> 00:00:56,494 {\an8}Can I interest you guys in a newspaper subscription? 7 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:57,829 {\an8}What's a newspaper? 8 00:00:57,912 --> 00:01:00,081 {\an8}I know, right? It's a dying medium. 9 00:01:00,165 --> 00:01:01,374 {\an8}When'd you guys move in? 10 00:01:01,457 --> 00:01:03,501 It's like it just sprouted out of nowhere. 11 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:06,588 -What are you doing? -Perhaps Varvatos should destroy him. 12 00:01:06,671 --> 00:01:09,799 {\an8}[gasps] Whoa, retro cool. 13 00:01:09,883 --> 00:01:11,968 {\an8}Really cool crib. 14 00:01:12,051 --> 00:01:13,970 Do people say "crib" anymore? 15 00:01:14,053 --> 00:01:16,848 -[gasps] There's a pool, too? -[whirring, clicking] 16 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:20,518 [recording] ♪ You can be my flip-flop To the top, don't stop... ♪ 17 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:22,478 Fascinating. Oh! 18 00:01:22,729 --> 00:01:25,273 What's that sound? Where is it coming from? 19 00:01:25,356 --> 00:01:27,317 You've never heard of vintage music? 20 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,444 [music continues] {\an8}♪ We gonna do it right... ♪ 21 00:01:29,527 --> 00:01:31,112 I {\an8}like vintage. 22 00:01:31,196 --> 00:01:32,739 [laughs] Lively. 23 00:01:32,822 --> 00:01:34,073 -Whoo! -[music continues] 24 00:01:34,449 --> 00:01:35,617 -[barking] -[yelps] 25 00:01:37,118 --> 00:01:39,370 {\an8}Who are you, cute fur-ball? [chuckles] 26 00:01:40,163 --> 00:01:41,664 Is that Luug? 27 00:01:41,748 --> 00:01:43,708 -[barking] -[laughing] 28 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:47,045 {\an8}What happened to him? He's covered in terrestrial fungus. 29 00:01:48,213 --> 00:01:52,175 It's {\an8}so soft. Lively! 30 00:01:52,258 --> 00:01:53,885 {\an8}Mother must have changed him. 31 00:01:53,968 --> 00:01:55,345 {\an8}[boy] Where are your parents? 32 00:01:55,428 --> 00:01:56,971 {\an8}Who demands to know? 33 00:01:57,055 --> 00:01:58,431 {\an8}Me, I guess. 34 00:01:58,514 --> 00:02:00,475 {\an8}-Our parents are in stasis. -What? 35 00:02:00,558 --> 00:02:03,519 There was an accident. They are regenerating. 36 00:02:03,603 --> 00:02:06,731 -Huh. So they're, like, at a spa? -[Aja] Yes. 37 00:02:06,814 --> 00:02:10,944 And we don't like interlopers. Who sent this insidious nuisance? 38 00:02:11,027 --> 00:02:13,488 Wow, you're strong for a geezer. 39 00:02:13,571 --> 00:02:15,615 "Geezer." I like that word. 40 00:02:16,199 --> 00:02:19,160 -Speak of what you have seen to anyone... -[Aja] "Geezer." 41 00:02:19,244 --> 00:02:24,540 ...and Varvatos Vex will see that you face a terrible, terrible death. 42 00:02:24,624 --> 00:02:26,709 [gasps] He's intense. 43 00:02:26,793 --> 00:02:28,253 Mother, what have you done? 44 00:02:28,336 --> 00:02:30,088 I've altered the ship's structure 45 00:02:30,171 --> 00:02:32,507 to match indigenous, primitive architecture. 46 00:02:32,590 --> 00:02:36,427 No, I mean, why is Varvatos wrinkled and saggy? 47 00:02:36,511 --> 00:02:38,763 I think the local term is "geezer." 48 00:02:38,846 --> 00:02:42,016 Varvatos is like a feeble larvox. 49 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:45,603 His bones, brittle. Not good for crushing. 50 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:48,273 I love this fleshy covering. 51 00:02:48,356 --> 00:02:50,191 [Mother] It is known as "skin." 52 00:02:50,275 --> 00:02:53,778 Unlike on Akiridion-5 where life is energy-based, 53 00:02:53,861 --> 00:02:57,073 the inhabitants of this planet are biological. 54 00:02:57,156 --> 00:03:00,660 -Oh, flisghaag. -I believe the Earth idiom is "gross." 55 00:03:00,743 --> 00:03:04,080 Surely there are less gross forms for us to take! 56 00:03:04,163 --> 00:03:06,165 Reconfigure the camouflage matrix 57 00:03:06,249 --> 00:03:10,795 to something more befitting of Varvatos Vex. 58 00:03:10,878 --> 00:03:13,339 [sighs] Oh... this is comfortable. 59 00:03:13,423 --> 00:03:15,383 [Mother] I am afraid I cannot, Commander. 60 00:03:15,466 --> 00:03:19,137 The energy expenditure required to alter the matrix is too high. 61 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:21,556 Energy expenditure? Our parents! 62 00:03:22,265 --> 00:03:23,725 [both grunt] 63 00:03:23,808 --> 00:03:25,059 [Luug barks, whimpers] 64 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:28,938 [gasps] Thank Gaylen! They're still in stasis. 65 00:03:29,022 --> 00:03:34,027 Secondary Manifold, the Kelso transponder, the CDR sensing unit. 66 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:36,154 What does all that Klebso mean? 67 00:03:36,237 --> 00:03:38,656 I think it means we have a problem. 68 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,491 Ha! A problem? Mother, tell them. 69 00:03:40,575 --> 00:03:43,119 [Mother] I calculate I have enough energy reserves 70 00:03:43,202 --> 00:03:46,664 to sustain the royal life force for only three parsons. 71 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:49,375 Three parsons? Wait, do you mean-- 72 00:03:49,459 --> 00:03:53,504 If I cannot maintain the cores, the king and queen will be lost. 73 00:03:53,588 --> 00:03:55,673 How is the ship so low on power? 74 00:03:56,049 --> 00:04:00,136 [gasps] The plasma fields must have blown in the Daxial Array. 75 00:04:00,219 --> 00:04:02,722 -[buzzing, fizzling] -Where is the Daxial Array? 76 00:04:02,805 --> 00:04:04,807 [Mother] Judging from the damage we sustained 77 00:04:04,891 --> 00:04:06,434 in the escape from Akiridion-5, 78 00:04:06,517 --> 00:04:11,022 I would put its current position somewhere within the Ardell Meteor belt. 79 00:04:11,105 --> 00:04:12,565 Ay, ay, ay. 80 00:04:12,648 --> 00:04:14,067 It's going to be okay. 81 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:18,196 We're just going to have to go out there and find the new "that's the other way." 82 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:21,616 Daxial Array. And we can't go out there. 83 00:04:21,699 --> 00:04:24,619 This dump-heap planet is primitive beyond description. 84 00:04:24,702 --> 00:04:28,956 It will be an adventure. Come on, let's go! 85 00:04:29,207 --> 00:04:30,458 [panting] 86 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:32,418 ♪ Brother Pele's in the back ♪ 87 00:04:32,502 --> 00:04:34,128 ♪ Sweet Zina's in the front... ♪ 88 00:04:34,212 --> 00:04:35,505 [groans] 89 00:04:35,588 --> 00:04:37,006 [car horn honks "La Cucaracha"] 90 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,841 ♪ Cruisin' down the freeway in... ♪ 91 00:04:38,925 --> 00:04:40,426 -Klebtastic! -[girl giggling] 92 00:04:40,510 --> 00:04:44,097 ♪ Suddenly red-blue lights flash us from behind ♪ 93 00:04:44,555 --> 00:04:47,892 ♪ Loud voice booming Please step out onto the line... ♪ 94 00:04:48,518 --> 00:04:49,560 -Hmm! -[Vex grunts] 95 00:04:49,644 --> 00:04:50,728 ♪ How bizarre... ♪ 96 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:52,188 [girls squealing] 97 00:04:52,730 --> 00:04:56,609 -Huh. Let me make it work. -[clicking, buzzing] 98 00:04:56,692 --> 00:04:58,152 [screaming] 99 00:04:58,236 --> 00:04:59,153 ♪ How bizarre... ♪ 100 00:05:00,905 --> 00:05:03,616 -Fascinating! -[laughing] 101 00:05:03,699 --> 00:05:06,327 -Glorious! [gasps] -[panting] 102 00:05:06,411 --> 00:05:07,620 ♪ How bizarre... ♪ 103 00:05:07,703 --> 00:05:10,790 [laughing] I love popp-ed corn! 104 00:05:13,626 --> 00:05:14,585 Mmm. 105 00:05:14,669 --> 00:05:16,295 [sniffs] Co-fefe. 106 00:05:16,379 --> 00:05:17,588 [slurps] Ugh! 107 00:05:18,506 --> 00:05:22,135 ♪ Destination unknown As we pull in for some gas ♪ 108 00:05:22,677 --> 00:05:24,762 ♪ A freshly pasted poster reveals... ♪ 109 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:26,431 [gasps, chuckles] 110 00:05:26,889 --> 00:05:30,476 ♪ Elephants and acrobats Lions, snakes, monkey ♪ 111 00:05:31,018 --> 00:05:32,645 ♪ Pele speaks righteous ♪ 112 00:05:32,728 --> 00:05:35,231 ♪ Sister Zina says Funky, funky, funky"... ♪ 113 00:05:35,314 --> 00:05:36,566 [sniffs] 114 00:05:36,649 --> 00:05:37,525 [Aja] Oh, no! 115 00:05:37,608 --> 00:05:38,943 -[bangs] -[all gasp] 116 00:05:40,528 --> 00:05:42,363 [barking] 117 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:49,787 So squishy. I love this Earth! 118 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:50,913 Aja! 119 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,834 [vendor] Are you absolutely sure? 120 00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:58,588 This is the atomic, super-double, bowel-loosening, 121 00:05:58,671 --> 00:06:02,550 Diablo Maximus breakfast burrito with extra hot sauce. 122 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:04,594 -[laughs] -Fascinating. 123 00:06:04,677 --> 00:06:07,138 Hey, you've got to pay for that! 124 00:06:07,221 --> 00:06:08,431 Careful. 125 00:06:09,056 --> 00:06:11,767 The Diablo Maximus is not for the faint of heart. 126 00:06:11,851 --> 00:06:15,188 Mere humans can't withstand more than one or two bites before they-- 127 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:19,275 -[Aja gulping] -[gasps] Wha-aa-at? 128 00:06:19,358 --> 00:06:22,945 Mmm. That was lively. I'm going to go ask for another one. 129 00:06:23,029 --> 00:06:25,865 -A second one?! -You seem to know a lot about this planet. 130 00:06:25,948 --> 00:06:28,034 Are you one of its rulers? 131 00:06:28,117 --> 00:06:30,745 Eh, I do kind of rule. I'm technically a duke. 132 00:06:30,828 --> 00:06:34,207 The name's Toby. Duke Toby, if you're fancy. 133 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:37,251 Tell me, do you know where I can find a Daxial Array? 134 00:06:37,335 --> 00:06:41,380 "Daxial Array"? Is that a band? You can get that at the record store. 135 00:06:41,464 --> 00:06:44,383 -Nope. Nope. No. -[music playing] 136 00:06:44,467 --> 00:06:46,302 [laughing] No! No. 137 00:06:46,385 --> 00:06:48,846 [gasps] Yes! 138 00:06:49,555 --> 00:06:50,389 [doorbell jingles] 139 00:06:50,473 --> 00:06:53,601 [chuckles] Finally, the dump-heap has something to offer. 140 00:06:53,684 --> 00:06:55,978 -Music. -Fascinating! 141 00:06:56,062 --> 00:06:57,522 [slurps] Mmm... 142 00:06:57,605 --> 00:07:01,859 Though it doesn't taste as good as the Diablo Maximus breakfast burrito. 143 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:04,237 Okay, youngsters, it's time to go home. 144 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,781 -[clerk] Hey. Hey! -[Krel] Music. 145 00:07:06,864 --> 00:07:09,116 -Hey, you've gotta pay for that. -[Vex gasps] 146 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:12,203 She seeks vengeance against you. Exciting! 147 00:07:12,286 --> 00:07:16,165 I mean, he needs to buy it, you know, with money? 148 00:07:16,249 --> 00:07:18,668 -Like crestons? -Like money. 149 00:07:18,751 --> 00:07:20,503 Do we have a problem here? 150 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:23,464 He just shoplifted that. 151 00:07:23,548 --> 00:07:24,924 Impossible! 152 00:07:25,007 --> 00:07:27,510 That shop is far too heavy to be lifted. 153 00:07:27,593 --> 00:07:29,762 Do you have money to pay for the record, kid? 154 00:07:29,845 --> 00:07:31,180 It would appear doubtful. 155 00:07:31,889 --> 00:07:34,725 [grunts] Lift! The King-in-waiting is correct. 156 00:07:34,809 --> 00:07:39,522 This structure defies even Varvatos' vaunted strength. 157 00:07:39,605 --> 00:07:41,148 -[bones crack] -[grunts] Uh! Ow! 158 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:44,110 Problem solved. 159 00:07:44,235 --> 00:07:45,278 [clerk] Whatever. 160 00:07:45,361 --> 00:07:47,655 You guys aren't from around here, are you? 161 00:07:47,738 --> 00:07:51,784 -You could accurately say that, yes. -But you live in Arcadia, don't you? 162 00:07:51,867 --> 00:07:52,910 [both] Maybe. 163 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:56,539 Well, why aren't you kids in school? You know what a school is, right? 164 00:07:56,622 --> 00:07:57,999 [chuckles] Let's assume not. 165 00:07:58,082 --> 00:08:01,711 It's a big building with a lot of math and books, wise guy. 166 00:08:01,794 --> 00:08:03,963 Math? Do you think we might be able to find 167 00:08:04,046 --> 00:08:06,591 -a "dance the world away" there? -You know what I think? 168 00:08:06,674 --> 00:08:09,343 I think it's illegal for you not to be in school. 169 00:08:09,427 --> 00:08:12,805 But Varvatos is strong. Very strong! 170 00:08:12,888 --> 00:08:15,349 What the...? Yeah, you're spry for your age. 171 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:17,268 Now put the bench down. 172 00:08:17,351 --> 00:08:20,730 -[Vex groans] This weak back! -Are these your grandkids? 173 00:08:20,813 --> 00:08:24,275 They are under the protection of Varvatos Vex. 174 00:08:24,358 --> 00:08:26,277 Who's Varvatos Vex? 175 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:29,697 Varvatos Vex is unexplainable, unknowable. 176 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:32,533 Who are you, good sir? Who do you serve? 177 00:08:32,617 --> 00:08:35,578 I am Detective Scott, Arcadia Oaks PD. 178 00:08:35,661 --> 00:08:37,747 You know, here to serve and protect. 179 00:08:37,830 --> 00:08:43,002 What about destroying, pillaging, feasting upon the bones of your enemies? 180 00:08:43,085 --> 00:08:44,295 [Vex cackles] 181 00:08:44,378 --> 00:08:48,883 Uh, yeah. Well, Varvatos, these kids are going to school, now. 182 00:08:48,966 --> 00:08:51,177 It's all right, Grandpa Geezer. 183 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:54,972 Krel and I will go to the building of math and search for the array. 184 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:58,017 You... You seem trustworthy. 185 00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:03,230 But harm my charges, and Varvatos will slay you while you sleep! 186 00:09:03,648 --> 00:09:05,983 Is your grandpa off his medication? 187 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:10,613 -[Krel] It's entirely possible. -Remember! In your sleep! 188 00:09:10,696 --> 00:09:12,406 [laughing] 189 00:09:13,783 --> 00:09:16,535 [man] Detective Scott tells me you're not from around here. 190 00:09:16,619 --> 00:09:18,287 Not anywhere close, no. 191 00:09:19,372 --> 00:09:21,540 -In fact, we just arrived. -Really? 192 00:09:21,624 --> 00:09:22,958 {\an8}From where? 193 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:26,170 -From where? [chuckles] -Yes, from where? 194 00:09:26,253 --> 00:09:28,297 Ustedes hablan anything? 195 00:09:28,381 --> 00:09:30,299 Mmm... Eh... 196 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:34,136 {\an8}-Can-ta-loupes. -What? 197 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:37,139 -Cantalou... -Pia. 198 00:09:37,223 --> 00:09:38,683 -Cantaloupia. -[Señor Uhl] Hmm... 199 00:09:39,183 --> 00:09:40,518 -How do you spell it? -Spell? 200 00:09:40,601 --> 00:09:43,270 We don't have magic on Akiridio... on Cantaloupia. 201 00:09:43,354 --> 00:09:45,189 I can't seem to find it on the Internet. 202 00:09:45,272 --> 00:09:47,066 -[both] It's new. -I can't find it. 203 00:09:47,149 --> 00:09:49,151 I don't know how things are done in Caliapy-- 204 00:09:49,235 --> 00:09:52,321 -[both] Cantaloupia. -But this is the United States of America. 205 00:09:52,405 --> 00:09:53,698 Kids here go to school. 206 00:09:53,781 --> 00:09:55,533 -Do you have any papers? -[Aja] Papers? 207 00:09:55,616 --> 00:09:57,451 Papers. IDs, passports. 208 00:09:57,535 --> 00:10:01,455 Sports. I have the agility and reflexes of a larvox. 209 00:10:01,539 --> 00:10:03,833 Listen, school bureaucrat. 210 00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:07,169 We don't know anything about "eye-Ds" or "pass ports." 211 00:10:07,253 --> 00:10:09,130 We're just here to a find a Daxial Array. 212 00:10:09,213 --> 00:10:12,216 I've never heard of that band. I only listen to Barry Manilow. 213 00:10:12,299 --> 00:10:13,551 What's a "manilow"? 214 00:10:13,634 --> 00:10:15,469 What's "Barry Manilow"? That's it! 215 00:10:15,553 --> 00:10:16,470 What's your number? 216 00:10:16,554 --> 00:10:18,973 -I am calling your parents. -You're calling them what? 217 00:10:19,056 --> 00:10:22,101 What my little brother means is, 218 00:10:22,184 --> 00:10:25,271 our parents are away, at the spa. 219 00:10:25,354 --> 00:10:27,732 I'll tell you what, my two little delinquents. 220 00:10:27,815 --> 00:10:30,025 When your parents get back, you can tell them 221 00:10:30,109 --> 00:10:34,739 all about a little something I like to call math class. 222 00:10:35,239 --> 00:10:37,950 The formula for the area of a triangle is... 223 00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:41,829 They receive knowledge by being talked at, rather than through thermogenic cosmosis. 224 00:10:41,912 --> 00:10:43,247 -I have a question. -[snoring] 225 00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:44,582 Then raise your hand. 226 00:10:44,665 --> 00:10:47,001 -Uh, which one? -Either will do. 227 00:10:47,084 --> 00:10:49,336 [chuckles] Back home, I have four of them. 228 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:51,547 Do you have a question, Mr. Tarron? 229 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:52,882 Do you have a Daxial Array? 230 00:10:52,965 --> 00:10:55,926 -We are talking about triangles. -Hardly. 231 00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:58,262 You forgot to account for the triangle's area 232 00:10:58,345 --> 00:11:00,055 when applied to the fourth dimension. 233 00:11:00,139 --> 00:11:03,684 The fluctuations of the hypotenuse alter the triangle's shape. 234 00:11:03,768 --> 00:11:06,187 But if we use Claxon's 38th Theorem, 235 00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:09,565 we get a reasonable approximation of... 236 00:11:10,649 --> 00:11:12,193 [Krel] Now, strange woman, 237 00:11:12,276 --> 00:11:15,029 -can you lead us to a Daxial Array? -[gasps] 238 00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:17,072 Take me back to the ship, Luug. 239 00:11:17,156 --> 00:11:18,073 [whimpers] 240 00:11:18,157 --> 00:11:20,409 What do you mean you don't know where it is? 241 00:11:20,493 --> 00:11:22,036 [man] Got your queen! 242 00:11:22,119 --> 00:11:25,915 -Queen? -[man] Your queen is gone! 243 00:11:25,998 --> 00:11:27,583 -[man laughing] -Come on, Luug! 244 00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:29,376 [horn honking] 245 00:11:31,045 --> 00:11:32,963 -[barking] -[bones cracking] Agh! 246 00:11:33,047 --> 00:11:36,050 -I'm about to take your knight. -A-ha-a-ha-ah-ah! 247 00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:38,302 That would leave your king in jeopardy. 248 00:11:38,385 --> 00:11:40,930 I'll worry about my own king. 249 00:11:41,013 --> 00:11:45,351 You worry about your king, thank you very much. 250 00:11:48,771 --> 00:11:50,064 Wow, wow, wheezy-wow. 251 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:52,483 Can I help you with something? 252 00:11:52,566 --> 00:11:55,820 This queen you speak of, is she trapped inside? 253 00:11:55,903 --> 00:11:58,405 Is this a means of representing combat? 254 00:11:58,489 --> 00:11:59,865 Are you warriors? 255 00:12:00,199 --> 00:12:01,450 You never heard of chess? 256 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:03,661 Chess? 257 00:12:04,119 --> 00:12:05,204 Yeah, chess. 258 00:12:05,287 --> 00:12:07,540 You, too, are also wrinkled. 259 00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:10,459 Are you geezers? Are you gross? 260 00:12:10,543 --> 00:12:12,127 Can we help you with something? 261 00:12:12,211 --> 00:12:13,295 Hey, give me that. 262 00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:15,756 [panting, crunching] 263 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:16,924 What?! 264 00:12:17,007 --> 00:12:20,010 Yes, Varvatos wishes for the geezers 265 00:12:20,094 --> 00:12:23,347 to explain more of this chess now! 266 00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:26,141 New kids, you've gotta take the rope challenge. 267 00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:27,685 I'm not taking anything. 268 00:12:27,768 --> 00:12:29,186 I keep telling you people this. 269 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,730 I love challenges. 270 00:12:31,814 --> 00:12:36,026 Every kid here should be able to climb that rope and ring that bell. 271 00:12:36,902 --> 00:12:37,778 For what purpose? 272 00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:40,030 -'Cause I said so. -[bell clanging] 273 00:12:40,114 --> 00:12:41,240 Next challenge, please. 274 00:12:41,323 --> 00:12:43,951 What? I've never seen anybody do it that fast before. 275 00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:46,036 I thought you said every kid could do this. 276 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,621 Ugh! That was in theory! 277 00:12:47,705 --> 00:12:49,957 -You two are messing with my head. -[clangs] 278 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,792 [growling] 279 00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,878 A Daxial Array is not a band! 280 00:12:53,961 --> 00:12:56,255 It is a critical piece of technology. 281 00:12:56,338 --> 00:12:58,424 Okay, bro. Chill. 282 00:12:58,507 --> 00:13:01,886 Look, if it's tech, maybe the science lab will have it. 283 00:13:01,969 --> 00:13:03,596 -Ai-ee! -You will take me 284 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:06,140 to the leader of the science lab now! 285 00:13:06,223 --> 00:13:08,851 What type of country is Cantaloupia, anyway? 286 00:13:08,934 --> 00:13:10,686 -[Eli] Are you guys adopted? -No. 287 00:13:10,769 --> 00:13:13,022 Then why do you look, um, different? 288 00:13:13,105 --> 00:13:16,275 Different? What do you mean? Mother made sure we look just like you. 289 00:13:16,358 --> 00:13:19,278 -[bangs] -Your technology is beyond primitive. 290 00:13:19,361 --> 00:13:21,655 What do you mean, "your technology"? 291 00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:24,283 Do you always ask this many questions, human? 292 00:13:24,366 --> 00:13:27,077 -Only when I'm suspicious. -[yelps] 293 00:13:27,369 --> 00:13:28,829 ¿Que pasa? What's going on here? 294 00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:31,540 -[yelps] -That one is interrogating us. 295 00:13:31,624 --> 00:13:35,502 And I am trying to locate a Daxial Array, which is not a band of any kind. 296 00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,546 You're not supposed to be here unsupervised. 297 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:40,132 No, we're just not supposed to get caught. 298 00:13:40,215 --> 00:13:42,259 Students are not supposed-- [groans] 299 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:45,512 I want to speak with your parents. Tonight, six o'clock, sharp. 300 00:13:45,596 --> 00:13:47,473 I want to meet them. Both parents. 301 00:13:47,556 --> 00:13:48,807 No excuses. 302 00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:54,313 [laughing] Very intriguing. 303 00:13:54,396 --> 00:13:58,943 And if Varvatos wins, Varvatos can enslave your entire family? 304 00:13:59,026 --> 00:14:02,112 Usurp your property? Burn it to the ground? 305 00:14:02,196 --> 00:14:03,280 [laughing] 306 00:14:03,906 --> 00:14:07,868 -Dude! -Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's just a game. 307 00:14:07,952 --> 00:14:10,913 What is the purpose of a game? 308 00:14:10,996 --> 00:14:13,248 Who knows? Maybe, uh, have some fun. 309 00:14:13,332 --> 00:14:16,752 If that were true, there would be killing. [chuckles] 310 00:14:17,252 --> 00:14:18,712 -[Luug barks] -Oof! [groans] 311 00:14:19,838 --> 00:14:21,840 -We need to talk to you. -It must wait. 312 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:27,388 Varvatos is about to vanquish his foe in chess. 313 00:14:27,471 --> 00:14:31,558 [chuckles] Actually, you're down everything but your king and two pawns. 314 00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:34,979 -Varvatos will triumph gloriously! -[knuckles crack] 315 00:14:35,062 --> 00:14:36,355 [laughing] 316 00:14:40,317 --> 00:14:41,151 [bangs] Ha! 317 00:14:42,736 --> 00:14:44,655 Checkmate, butt snack. [laughing] 318 00:14:44,738 --> 00:14:48,450 [growls] Your butt shall be mine to snack upon! 319 00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:51,161 [cackles] 320 00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:52,079 [cracking] Agh! 321 00:14:52,162 --> 00:14:54,999 -Victory shall be mine! -Dude! 322 00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:58,919 Could victory be yours tomorrow? Krel and I have a bit of a problem. 323 00:14:59,003 --> 00:15:02,756 Varvatos Vex shall return tomorrow to smite you both. 324 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,384 -Oh, I can't wait. -Smite this. 325 00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:09,013 Tonight, make amends with your women... [groans] 326 00:15:09,638 --> 00:15:14,018 For tomorrow, you face death. [cackling] 327 00:15:14,685 --> 00:15:16,812 Jeez, that guy's intense. 328 00:15:17,146 --> 00:15:18,731 [rattling] 329 00:15:19,231 --> 00:15:23,986 How is this a problem? Simply defy the petty tyrant's orders. 330 00:15:24,069 --> 00:15:26,947 Now can Varvatos get back to his pawns? 331 00:15:27,031 --> 00:15:28,323 It's not that simple. 332 00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:30,659 All youth must attend this school of theirs. 333 00:15:30,743 --> 00:15:31,744 [gasps] 334 00:15:33,245 --> 00:15:36,373 And if we don't, we'll remain prisoners in this ship. 335 00:15:37,624 --> 00:15:39,877 It's full of humans our age, 336 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,963 and they play games and have really easy challenges. 337 00:15:43,047 --> 00:15:44,089 [laughing] 338 00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:46,467 Either way, we won't be able to return 339 00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:50,012 unless we have parents to show the bureaucrat. 340 00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:51,638 Then we are doomed. 341 00:15:51,722 --> 00:15:56,935 There is no chance of transforming the pair of you into "pay-rents." 342 00:15:57,019 --> 00:15:57,978 I'm drawing a blank. 343 00:15:58,062 --> 00:16:00,898 -Blanks. Maybe blanks! -Where's he going? 344 00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:03,067 Right. The blank robots! 345 00:16:05,027 --> 00:16:06,028 [whirring] 346 00:16:08,197 --> 00:16:10,199 Blank units, come along. 347 00:16:10,365 --> 00:16:12,034 What are you doing with the blanks? 348 00:16:12,117 --> 00:16:13,118 Madness! 349 00:16:13,202 --> 00:16:15,537 [Krel] Mother, initiate camouflage protocol. 350 00:16:15,621 --> 00:16:16,789 You'll be Dad. 351 00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:17,915 You'll be Mom. 352 00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:21,460 Mother, load their data caches with your research of human culture. 353 00:16:21,543 --> 00:16:23,462 [Mother] Before we do this, you should know 354 00:16:23,545 --> 00:16:24,963 my information on this planet 355 00:16:25,047 --> 00:16:28,550 is approximately 60 human years out of date. 356 00:16:28,634 --> 00:16:29,676 No matter. 357 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,347 Like you said, this dump-heap planet doesn't evolve that fast. 358 00:16:37,893 --> 00:16:39,728 Ah. Are your parents here? 359 00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:44,024 Yes, both parents. [chuckles] No excuses. 360 00:16:45,109 --> 00:16:49,071 Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Underpaid Bureaucrat. Nice to meet you. 361 00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:50,072 Señor Uhl. 362 00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:52,032 -Blank. -We're French. 363 00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:55,119 Your children said you were from Cantalope-something. 364 00:16:55,202 --> 00:16:57,162 Cantaloupia. It's French. 365 00:16:57,246 --> 00:16:59,331 Parlez-vous français, fella? 366 00:16:59,414 --> 00:17:03,168 The name is Uhl. Or preferably, Interim Principal Uhl. 367 00:17:03,252 --> 00:17:06,755 [chortling] Easy, fella. What are you trying to do, break my hand? 368 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:10,092 That is one heck of a grip. Strong and manly. I like it. 369 00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:11,135 [laughing] 370 00:17:11,218 --> 00:17:14,346 You never get a second chance to make a first impression, right? 371 00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:16,723 -[laughing] No. -[Señor Uhl] Yes... 372 00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:18,350 that is right. 373 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:22,437 Do you know your kids were caught walking around town during school hours today? 374 00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:25,357 By gum, those scamps. That sure ain't swell. 375 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,818 It's 10:00 p.m. Do you know where your children are? 376 00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:30,612 It's 6:37 p.m., and I have no children. 377 00:17:30,696 --> 00:17:33,157 But yours were busted sneaking into the science lab. 378 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,243 Oh, those scamps. That sure ain't swell. 379 00:17:36,326 --> 00:17:38,579 "Swell"? Is this some kind of joke? 380 00:17:38,662 --> 00:17:39,788 Do you find it funny? 381 00:17:39,872 --> 00:17:42,958 No, and I don't find it funny that you broke into the science lab. 382 00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:46,170 -You break it, you buy it. [laughs] -Oh, you want money, fella? 383 00:17:46,253 --> 00:17:49,631 I'm a little strapped for Benjamins this month, but I'll see what I can do. 384 00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:53,260 -You know, it doesn't grow on trees. -Yeah, put your money where your mouth is. 385 00:17:53,343 --> 00:17:55,721 -Say that again. -Put your money where your mouth is. 386 00:17:55,804 --> 00:17:58,849 -You can say that again. -Put your money where your mouth is. 387 00:17:58,932 --> 00:18:01,310 -Again, again-- -Nein! Don't put your money anywhere. 388 00:18:01,393 --> 00:18:02,853 You're, you're, you're-- 389 00:18:02,936 --> 00:18:05,772 Oh, no! Mr. Bureaucrat's all tongue-tied. 390 00:18:05,856 --> 00:18:07,482 [laughing] 391 00:18:07,566 --> 00:18:09,735 -All right, enough! -[laughing] 392 00:18:09,818 --> 00:18:14,072 I'm contacting Child Protective Services. Clearly, your home life is not stable. 393 00:18:14,156 --> 00:18:16,783 Home? This isn't our home. 394 00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:21,788 Our home has been stolen from us by General Morando. 395 00:18:21,872 --> 00:18:25,542 He destroyed the capital and hurt our parents, 396 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,128 and we were forced to come here where we know no one. 397 00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:32,758 Seklos and Gaylen. We are alone here. 398 00:18:34,301 --> 00:18:35,802 Wait, wait. 399 00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:38,096 There's been a coup in your country? 400 00:18:38,764 --> 00:18:40,015 Exactly. 401 00:18:40,098 --> 00:18:42,184 [gasps] I'm so sorry. 402 00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:46,396 -I will protect you until Cantalucia... -Cantaloupia. 403 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,481 ...is free again. 404 00:18:47,564 --> 00:18:52,319 For as long as your home is in turmoil, you will have a place in Arcadia Oaks. 405 00:18:52,402 --> 00:18:53,779 Thank you. 406 00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:57,324 [gasps] We should probably get glowing. I mean, going. 407 00:18:57,407 --> 00:19:00,494 -You can say that again. -Yeah, put your money where your mouth is. 408 00:19:00,577 --> 00:19:03,080 -[laughing] -They are peculiar. 409 00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:08,710 -[wheels squeaking] -Hmm. 410 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:14,049 What's happening? 411 00:19:14,132 --> 00:19:17,344 The energy dispersal from the transduction must be wearing off. 412 00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:19,763 We have to get back to the mother ship now. 413 00:19:25,978 --> 00:19:28,105 [Vex] You could have been discovered! 414 00:19:28,355 --> 00:19:32,150 The humans must never see us in our native, non-saggy forms. 415 00:19:32,234 --> 00:19:35,362 How were we supposed to know the transduction effect would wear off? 416 00:19:35,445 --> 00:19:36,446 [Mother] My apologies. 417 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:41,743 It seems the effect lasts only 12 horvaths before it requires re-implementation. 418 00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:43,704 Now you tell us? 419 00:19:43,787 --> 00:19:46,623 What is happening to you? What is that? 420 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,834 [sniffles] My eyes are leaking. 421 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:52,546 [Mother] Humans call this discharge of bodily fluid "tears." 422 00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:55,257 They are the result of extreme emotional states 423 00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:58,844 accompanied by the irrational expulsion of liquid from the ocular sphere. 424 00:19:58,927 --> 00:20:00,679 -Are you okay? -Humans are so wasteful. 425 00:20:00,762 --> 00:20:01,888 I... 426 00:20:01,972 --> 00:20:03,473 I don't know. 427 00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:08,895 I was thinking about how we're never going to find a Daxial Array, 428 00:20:08,979 --> 00:20:12,774 and we'll never save Mama and Papa, and then... 429 00:20:13,442 --> 00:20:16,278 I think this is what it means to be... 430 00:20:16,903 --> 00:20:18,363 [gasps] 431 00:20:18,447 --> 00:20:19,448 ...afraid. 432 00:20:20,615 --> 00:20:21,450 [sighs] 433 00:20:27,497 --> 00:20:29,333 [sobbing] 434 00:20:32,544 --> 00:20:33,879 You saved that? 435 00:20:33,962 --> 00:20:35,922 You saved their cores. 436 00:20:36,631 --> 00:20:38,175 I saved this. 437 00:20:39,301 --> 00:20:40,844 Do you know the ritual? 438 00:20:41,011 --> 00:20:42,637 Varvatos does. 439 00:20:42,929 --> 00:20:46,224 -I don't want to be queen. -And you won't be. 440 00:20:46,308 --> 00:20:49,186 You will be Queen-in-waiting. 441 00:20:49,269 --> 00:20:51,563 Hey, before the ceremony, 442 00:20:51,646 --> 00:20:55,484 Papa told me that we are all each other has. 443 00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:59,780 That's why I'm not afraid. Because I have you. 444 00:21:01,031 --> 00:21:02,657 All I ever wanted... 445 00:21:04,117 --> 00:21:06,078 was to be normal. [sighs] 446 00:21:06,703 --> 00:21:07,537 But... 447 00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:10,207 Mama told me I wasn't. 448 00:21:14,252 --> 00:21:15,253 [crystal humming] 449 00:21:31,895 --> 00:21:32,979 [man] This ridge... 450 00:21:33,063 --> 00:21:36,858 [Vex] This ridge is the mark of your ancestors, 451 00:21:36,942 --> 00:21:41,613 and proclaims you worthy of the crown of Akiridion 452 00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:46,618 that has stood for righteousness since ages past. 453 00:21:56,294 --> 00:21:58,922 [gasps] 454 00:22:08,807 --> 00:22:12,018 The royal traitors are at large. 455 00:22:12,102 --> 00:22:14,146 Bounty Hunters... 456 00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:18,024 Slay the royals and bring their parents' life cores to me, 457 00:22:18,108 --> 00:22:21,403 and you will be rewarded with treasures that will make you 458 00:22:21,486 --> 00:22:24,990 -the envy of all bounty hunters. -[roaring] 459 00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:29,286 Destroy any and all 460 00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:31,955 who stand in your way. 461 00:22:32,038 --> 00:22:33,498 [laughing]