1 00:00:42,105 --> 00:00:44,190 [voices chanting] {\an8}One, two, three below! 2 00:00:51,614 --> 00:00:52,949 Ah, yeah, yeah. 3 00:00:53,032 --> 00:00:56,369 And I says to him, "That's not a C-One Class Transporter. 4 00:00:56,536 --> 00:00:57,620 {\an8}That's a T-Two. 5 00:00:57,704 --> 00:01:00,999 {\an8}Look at the thrusters, you nimrod!" Am I right? [laughs] 6 00:01:01,082 --> 00:01:04,794 [alien news anchor] On Akiridion-5, a coup has overthrown House Tarron. 7 00:01:04,878 --> 00:01:07,380 The royal family are presumed dead. 8 00:01:07,463 --> 00:01:10,800 {\an8}Pfft! Please. Those guys took off on a C-Class. 9 00:01:10,884 --> 00:01:12,552 That's a Royal Mothership. 10 00:01:12,635 --> 00:01:16,264 [Neb] With that kinda heat, they could outrun any ship in the known universe. 11 00:01:16,347 --> 00:01:20,393 {\an8}I've been a transit operator for 16 keltons. Seen them all. 12 00:01:20,476 --> 00:01:21,686 {\an8}But that Royal Mothership? 13 00:01:21,769 --> 00:01:24,272 {\an8}Whoa-ho, she's a beaut! [yelps] 14 00:01:24,355 --> 00:01:27,859 {\an8}-Oh, hey! Foo Foo... -[buzzes] 15 00:01:27,942 --> 00:01:29,277 ...uh, the Destroyer. 16 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:34,407 The Akiridion-5 Royal Mothership, have you seen it? 17 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:35,909 I don't know nothing, you know? 18 00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:38,453 I'm just trying to have a good time here. Want a drink? 19 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:41,080 [Neb gasps] What'd you do that for? 20 00:01:41,164 --> 00:01:45,168 {\an8}What I want is the Akiridion-5 Royal Mothership. 21 00:01:45,335 --> 00:01:48,588 Where did you see it, transit operator? 22 00:01:48,671 --> 00:01:52,884 {\an8}Oh! [chuckles] So you heard me. Well, you do have those big, adorable ears. 23 00:01:52,967 --> 00:01:53,843 {\an8}[Foo Foo snarls] 24 00:01:53,927 --> 00:01:56,638 {\an8}I'm scared of them, but I want to hug them at the same time. 25 00:01:56,721 --> 00:01:58,640 {\an8}[gasps] I meant, terrifying ears of death! 26 00:01:58,723 --> 00:02:00,141 {\an8}-The Mothership. -[yelps] 27 00:02:00,225 --> 00:02:03,811 Holo-screen, left side. I've logged every ship I've seen. 28 00:02:03,895 --> 00:02:04,896 Ah! 29 00:02:04,979 --> 00:02:10,818 {\an8}-At last. Thank you. -You're welcome, Foo... Foo. 30 00:02:10,902 --> 00:02:12,946 [Foo Foo] They're mine now. 31 00:02:14,530 --> 00:02:15,448 Ugh! 32 00:02:16,241 --> 00:02:18,534 [buzzing, whirring] 33 00:02:19,619 --> 00:02:21,079 What the...? 34 00:02:28,711 --> 00:02:30,964 Don't stand in my way. 35 00:02:31,047 --> 00:02:36,302 I am Foo Foo the Destroyer, and I'll destroy you. 36 00:02:36,386 --> 00:02:37,595 [grunts] 37 00:02:44,227 --> 00:02:46,479 -[clinks] -Got it. 38 00:02:46,562 --> 00:02:48,273 [yelps, whimpers] 39 00:02:48,356 --> 00:02:51,109 No witnesses. 40 00:02:52,026 --> 00:02:54,487 -Oh, my goodness. [yelps] -[weapon pops] 41 00:02:55,029 --> 00:02:56,406 Oh, my goodness! 42 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:59,117 Whoa. Easy. I'm just a robot. 43 00:02:59,492 --> 00:03:01,452 [clicking, popping] 44 00:03:02,328 --> 00:03:03,705 We should commend ourselves. 45 00:03:03,788 --> 00:03:06,916 We've managed to make it to the fifth of the periods without incident. 46 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,378 And we finally figured out this "cafeteria" thing. 47 00:03:10,461 --> 00:03:14,882 I think we have a very good handle on human food consumption. 48 00:03:15,466 --> 00:03:16,467 [youth] Uh... 49 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,303 [Aja] Why are they looking at us? 50 00:03:21,097 --> 00:03:23,182 [Mother] I have calculated a 98% chance 51 00:03:23,266 --> 00:03:26,686 your Akiridion identities will be discovered within the next delson. 52 00:03:26,769 --> 00:03:31,524 And then you will be captured and tortured in the most agonizing manner possible, 53 00:03:31,607 --> 00:03:36,279 feeling the exquisite pain of a thousand Tilabian death slugs. 54 00:03:36,529 --> 00:03:39,699 All this agony and pain merely from being discovered? 55 00:03:39,782 --> 00:03:43,453 By now, General Morando has employed the deadliest killers 56 00:03:43,536 --> 00:03:46,247 in the seven galaxies to locate you. 57 00:03:46,331 --> 00:03:50,793 Your failure to remain inconspicuous will prove fatal. 58 00:03:50,877 --> 00:03:52,170 [Mother] Their failure? 59 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:53,504 [signal] Wait. 60 00:03:53,796 --> 00:03:57,175 -Wait. Wait. Wait. -No one tells Varvatos Vex to wait! 61 00:03:57,258 --> 00:03:58,509 Wait. Wait. 62 00:03:58,593 --> 00:04:02,513 Varvatos Vex destroys all those who command him to wait, 63 00:04:02,597 --> 00:04:06,017 and crushes their remains with murderous glee! 64 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:06,934 [laughs, grunts] 65 00:04:07,018 --> 00:04:10,438 The machine was insolent and disrespectful. 66 00:04:10,521 --> 00:04:14,859 [sighs] This is going to be difficult. How can we pretend to be human? 67 00:04:14,942 --> 00:04:16,944 We don't even know what it means to be human! 68 00:04:17,028 --> 00:04:19,947 [Mother] That is why I have reduced my planetary analysis 69 00:04:20,031 --> 00:04:22,450 to three basic rules of humanity. 70 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:24,077 Three? That's far too many. 71 00:04:24,243 --> 00:04:25,411 [Mother] Rule one... 72 00:04:25,661 --> 00:04:30,249 Humans are still evolving, so you must prepare for change. 73 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:32,668 Change of plans. Pop quiz! 74 00:04:32,752 --> 00:04:36,214 -Change! I know what change is! -What are you doing? 75 00:04:36,297 --> 00:04:39,258 -I have come prepared with change. -[laughter] 76 00:04:39,717 --> 00:04:40,635 [Mother] Rule Two... 77 00:04:40,718 --> 00:04:45,973 Because humans are prone to errors, you must embrace your mistakes. 78 00:04:46,057 --> 00:04:51,020 -Oh! Mr. Tarron! What are you-- -I am embracing my mistake. 79 00:04:51,104 --> 00:04:52,438 [students] Ugh! 80 00:04:52,522 --> 00:04:55,358 -Um, that's... -[Mother] Finally, rule three... 81 00:04:55,441 --> 00:04:58,778 You disrupt your classes, you exasperate your teachers. 82 00:04:58,861 --> 00:05:00,321 Explain yourselves. 83 00:05:00,405 --> 00:05:02,782 [Mother] When in doubt, play with your phone. 84 00:05:02,865 --> 00:05:03,991 [phones click] 85 00:05:05,451 --> 00:05:06,577 Were you able to follow 86 00:05:06,661 --> 00:05:09,997 the three human rules of being inconspicuous? 87 00:05:10,081 --> 00:05:11,499 Hey, there, buddy boy-- 88 00:05:11,791 --> 00:05:14,127 Varvatos will take that as a "no." 89 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:17,213 The school overlord gave us something called detention. 90 00:05:17,296 --> 00:05:21,592 We're so bad at being human, we're actually being punished for it. 91 00:05:24,095 --> 00:05:24,929 [swishing] 92 00:05:27,515 --> 00:05:28,349 Uh? 93 00:05:32,103 --> 00:05:33,396 Ahoy, there, buckaroo! 94 00:05:33,563 --> 00:05:34,397 [yelps] 95 00:05:34,605 --> 00:05:36,107 [Eli wailing] 96 00:05:36,399 --> 00:05:38,276 [Mother] Intruder alert. 97 00:05:38,443 --> 00:05:39,277 The Eli. 98 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:43,030 -You allowed him to follow you home? -He knows where we live. 99 00:05:43,114 --> 00:05:45,074 [Vex] This nuisance must be dealt with 100 00:05:45,158 --> 00:05:48,119 before he exposes you to the entire planet! 101 00:05:48,202 --> 00:05:49,328 [whimpering] 102 00:05:49,412 --> 00:05:52,707 [Vex] Annihilate him! Destroy him! 103 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:55,251 [chuckles] Crush his bones to powder! 104 00:05:55,334 --> 00:06:00,047 Drink his blood from the keg of glory! [cackling] 105 00:06:00,131 --> 00:06:04,594 Right, because there's nothing inconspicuous about that. 106 00:06:04,677 --> 00:06:06,345 He seems quite interested in us. 107 00:06:06,429 --> 00:06:10,391 Varvatos has warned you, such curiosity could lead to-- 108 00:06:10,475 --> 00:06:12,685 [both] "To agony and pain." 109 00:06:12,768 --> 00:06:16,355 Yes, yes, we know. But what can we do about it? 110 00:06:16,439 --> 00:06:19,025 Learn what intelligence he's gathered. 111 00:06:19,108 --> 00:06:23,946 -And how should we go about that, exactly? -Torture. The Eli has ten fingers. 112 00:06:24,030 --> 00:06:26,032 Bring Varvatos back two of them. 113 00:06:26,115 --> 00:06:28,367 Preferably thumbs. [cackling] 114 00:06:28,451 --> 00:06:32,163 Since you're such a fan of torture, why don't you do it? 115 00:06:32,246 --> 00:06:36,417 He can't. The great commander Vex refuses to leave the spaceship. 116 00:06:36,501 --> 00:06:39,378 Because to do so would require Varvatos Vex 117 00:06:39,462 --> 00:06:42,757 to adopt a form that is wrinkled and saggy! 118 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:46,302 It is beneath Varvatos' station to be gross. 119 00:06:46,844 --> 00:06:50,223 Besides, there is much to be learned about the indigenous culture 120 00:06:50,306 --> 00:06:51,974 through this talking box. 121 00:06:53,017 --> 00:06:56,771 [Vex] Humans obtain monetary gains and weekend getaways 122 00:06:56,854 --> 00:06:59,106 based on their gyrational strength. 123 00:06:59,732 --> 00:07:02,652 I have excellent gyrational strength! 124 00:07:02,735 --> 00:07:06,822 Either way, we're not torturing the Eli. He needs his thumbs. 125 00:07:06,906 --> 00:07:08,991 I need his thumbs! 126 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:12,828 Fine. But we need to know what is in that mind of his. 127 00:07:12,912 --> 00:07:14,497 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 128 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:16,165 -No. -Not once. 129 00:07:16,249 --> 00:07:17,833 But what if you could? 130 00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:19,544 [crickets chirping] 131 00:07:20,378 --> 00:07:22,922 [dance music playing] 132 00:07:24,257 --> 00:07:25,341 [Krel] Almost there. 133 00:07:25,466 --> 00:07:29,720 Just need to tweak the cranial nob. And this beat. 134 00:07:29,804 --> 00:07:31,389 -[beeps] -[music continues] 135 00:07:34,183 --> 00:07:36,686 [orb singing] 136 00:07:36,769 --> 00:07:37,979 [beeps] 137 00:07:39,522 --> 00:07:43,109 -[Luug barks] -Are you having a very small party? 138 00:07:43,192 --> 00:07:46,612 I'm making a mind reader to see inside the Eli's head. 139 00:07:47,238 --> 00:07:49,240 [barking] 140 00:07:49,407 --> 00:07:51,450 Ooh! See inside my head! 141 00:07:52,076 --> 00:07:53,286 Ha! 142 00:07:53,619 --> 00:07:56,080 -[buzzing] -What am I thinking right now? 143 00:07:56,163 --> 00:07:59,959 -[Krel] I am not a gloober. -You look like one with that on your face. 144 00:08:00,042 --> 00:08:01,711 No, I read your thoughts! 145 00:08:01,877 --> 00:08:04,839 Uh, think of a number between one and 100. 146 00:08:04,922 --> 00:08:06,632 -[Krel] Six, 42, 19-- -[Luug whimpers] 147 00:08:06,716 --> 00:08:09,218 -Now you're just thinking of puppies. -Lively! 148 00:08:09,427 --> 00:08:12,805 Wearing Akiridion technology strapped to your face will only draw 149 00:08:12,888 --> 00:08:14,807 [together] ...more attention to ourselves. 150 00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:16,434 I can read your mind. Keep up. 151 00:08:16,517 --> 00:08:19,061 [Aja] I'm thinking of a number between one and one thou-- 152 00:08:19,145 --> 00:08:21,147 -[Krel] Puppies again? -Kleb! 153 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:22,732 [moaning] 154 00:08:24,233 --> 00:08:27,778 [Ms. Janeth] Do aliens exist, or are we alone in the universe? 155 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:29,530 I'll let you decide. 156 00:08:29,614 --> 00:08:33,242 Your projects for the school science fair are due next week. 157 00:08:33,326 --> 00:08:35,745 Explore and find inspiration. 158 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:39,957 Because if I have to grade one more baking soda volcano, I'll explode! 159 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:43,336 Maybe this place has a spare Daxial Array-- 160 00:08:43,419 --> 00:08:46,297 -What are you doing? -I'm going to reconnoiter. 161 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:49,175 No hugs today, Mr. Tarron. 162 00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:53,262 [boy] If I flunk science, my parents are gonna kill me. 163 00:08:53,346 --> 00:08:54,513 -Then study hard! -What? 164 00:08:54,597 --> 00:08:55,848 Do not die, my friend! 165 00:08:55,931 --> 00:08:58,059 [girl] Why hasn't anyone noticed my new haircut? 166 00:08:58,142 --> 00:09:00,102 You eliminated hairs from your head! 167 00:09:00,186 --> 00:09:02,396 -Ha! Very pleasing! -Huh? 168 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:06,942 -Did you see how she looked at me? -Yes. It was sad. Come, little brother, 169 00:09:07,026 --> 00:09:09,904 -[Aja] let's find the Eli. -[sighs] Can we just go home already? 170 00:09:09,987 --> 00:09:12,990 I have been asking myself that very same question. 171 00:09:13,824 --> 00:09:17,620 Look. He's talking to that lumbering oaf with golden hair. 172 00:09:17,703 --> 00:09:19,622 [yelps] Ugh! 173 00:09:19,997 --> 00:09:20,831 -[grunts] -Huh? 174 00:09:20,915 --> 00:09:23,084 Distract the oaf while I read Eli's thoughts. 175 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:26,045 I know what I saw, Steve! Right through their window. 176 00:09:26,128 --> 00:09:29,632 -They were aliens! -Aliens? Illegal aliens? 177 00:09:29,715 --> 00:09:31,676 No! Alien aliens! 178 00:09:31,759 --> 00:09:33,886 Maybe they were just, you know, 179 00:09:33,969 --> 00:09:36,639 dressing up the way you dorks like to, huh? 180 00:09:36,722 --> 00:09:38,349 This wasn't cosplaying. 181 00:09:38,432 --> 00:09:41,644 They were blue aliens living in a house that just... boom! 182 00:09:41,727 --> 00:09:44,605 -Appeared out of nowhere! -Look, Arcadia's a strange place. 183 00:09:44,689 --> 00:09:50,111 But it's strange with creeps and Trolls, not blue E.T.s and magic houses. 184 00:09:50,194 --> 00:09:51,654 [Steve] That's crazy! 185 00:09:52,655 --> 00:09:53,614 [Aja] Oh, no! 186 00:09:53,698 --> 00:09:58,035 Help! Somebody strong and brave with golden hair. 187 00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,829 -I gotcha! -No, somebody else. 188 00:09:59,912 --> 00:10:04,625 -Don't gotcha! -Well, looks like a job for the Palchuk. 189 00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:05,960 [chuckles] Palchuk! 190 00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:10,423 -A word, Mr. Elijah Leslie Pepperjack. -[yelps] 191 00:10:11,173 --> 00:10:13,467 Ugh! What is this? 192 00:10:13,551 --> 00:10:16,554 -The heaviest rock on Earth? -Actually, it's from the Moon. 193 00:10:16,637 --> 00:10:20,224 -Lively, right? -Sure. Can you, um... 194 00:10:20,307 --> 00:10:21,350 lend me a hand? 195 00:10:21,434 --> 00:10:23,853 Mmm... let's see. Nope. 196 00:10:23,936 --> 00:10:27,356 Ooh! Is that a virtual reality headset? Can I try it? 197 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,150 You've been spying on us! 198 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:31,652 [thinking] He's going to space-kidnap me! 199 00:10:31,736 --> 00:10:34,780 Is that a cow? Well, whatever it is you think you saw, 200 00:10:34,864 --> 00:10:37,491 the four arms and the blue thing, it wasn't real. 201 00:10:37,575 --> 00:10:40,077 Oh, my gosh. He knows! He knows I saw blue them! 202 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,663 Whatever you saw, there is an explanation. 203 00:10:42,747 --> 00:10:46,584 My sister and I wear special glowing... [chuckles] clothes, 204 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:50,880 -and, we dress like that because-- -Cosplay? Steve was right! 205 00:10:50,963 --> 00:10:53,883 Cosplay, yes! Uh, what is a cosplay? 206 00:10:53,966 --> 00:10:56,761 It's when you dress up as your favorite movie or TV character. 207 00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:59,472 Sometimes I dress up as Super Agent Muldoon from-- 208 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:02,933 I don't know what that means, but, yes, that is exactly what we do. 209 00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:05,603 [male voice speaking alien language] 210 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:09,940 Wait, that language. That's definitely not from this planet. 211 00:11:10,024 --> 00:11:11,984 Maybe we can cosplay together? 212 00:11:13,611 --> 00:11:15,529 [voice speaking alien language] 213 00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:18,282 -[beeps] -[alien voice continues] 214 00:11:18,365 --> 00:11:20,618 Oh, no! He's getting away! 215 00:11:20,743 --> 00:11:22,661 Seklos and Gaylen, help me! 216 00:11:23,788 --> 00:11:25,456 [alien voice continues] 217 00:11:25,539 --> 00:11:26,665 No, no, no, no, no! 218 00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:28,417 -[buzzing] -Yah-hh! 219 00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:31,253 Mr. Tarron, what on Saturn are you doing? 220 00:11:31,337 --> 00:11:32,379 [yelling] 221 00:11:32,713 --> 00:11:34,048 [grunting] 222 00:11:34,131 --> 00:11:36,842 -Kleb! -How the heck are you so heavy? 223 00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:39,220 -[grunts] -Wait, how did you do...? Wow! 224 00:11:39,637 --> 00:11:41,138 [grunts] 225 00:11:41,597 --> 00:11:44,850 [Aja] What happened to inconspicuous? 226 00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:47,228 We're... not... alone! 227 00:11:49,647 --> 00:11:51,607 You just dislodged Uranus. 228 00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:53,526 [grunts] 229 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,740 [buzzing, bangs] 230 00:12:04,036 --> 00:12:05,246 Mr. and Miss Tarron! 231 00:12:05,329 --> 00:12:08,624 The school's insurance does not cover planetary destruction! 232 00:12:08,707 --> 00:12:09,834 My mistake! 233 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:12,378 -No, no, no! No hugs. No touching! -Come on, hug? 234 00:12:13,337 --> 00:12:16,215 You are both confined to your quarters! 235 00:12:16,298 --> 00:12:19,093 "Confined"? I thought we were fleeing a dictatorship. 236 00:12:19,176 --> 00:12:21,637 A dictatorship is what you deserve. 237 00:12:21,762 --> 00:12:27,226 How is destroying a planetarium less conspicuous than torture? 238 00:12:27,309 --> 00:12:30,729 -Go ahead and spin... -I demanded thumbs! 239 00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:34,275 No! The human is about to select door number two! 240 00:12:34,358 --> 00:12:38,237 [laughs] He chose door number one. What a larvox! 241 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,656 It's just a washing machine. 242 00:12:40,739 --> 00:12:43,075 Can we please focus on the problem? 243 00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:46,370 Krel heard the thoughts of an interplanetary life-form. 244 00:12:46,453 --> 00:12:49,415 And what made you so sure it was a non-human? 245 00:12:49,498 --> 00:12:51,667 Well, he wasn't thinking in any human language. 246 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,753 This mud-ball has thousands of different languages. 247 00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:58,465 You must have picked up a frequency from a television channel. 248 00:12:58,591 --> 00:13:00,926 -But-- -You will remain aboard the Mothership 249 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:02,386 for your own protection. 250 00:13:02,469 --> 00:13:04,597 [groans] This sucks! 251 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,891 Eh? Mother, are you losing air pressure? 252 00:13:06,974 --> 00:13:10,895 It's a human term. It means "I do not like this situation." 253 00:13:10,978 --> 00:13:14,648 The talking box taught Varvatos a human term as well. 254 00:13:14,732 --> 00:13:15,941 "You are grounded." 255 00:13:16,025 --> 00:13:19,111 Varvatos thought it meant burying someone alive. 256 00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:21,322 -Disappointing. -[belching] 257 00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:25,409 -[gasps] -Shh! 258 00:13:25,492 --> 00:13:27,870 -What are you doing? -Sneaking out. 259 00:13:27,953 --> 00:13:30,164 Emphasis on "sneaking." 260 00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:33,208 Now, let's get definitive proof we're not alone on this planet. 261 00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:35,002 And how do you plan on doing that? 262 00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:38,255 [Vex bellows] The word is clearly "pineapple"! 263 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:40,925 -Idiots! -Going out? Don't forget your jacket, 264 00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:45,262 -or you'll catch a cold! -Stay there. Do not move. 265 00:13:47,306 --> 00:13:51,185 Varvatos would like to solve. Five-letter word... "idiot"! 266 00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:54,563 [laughing] They'll let anyone on this "talk-box." 267 00:13:54,647 --> 00:13:58,984 Should have chosen door number two. It's probably where your IQ was. 268 00:13:59,068 --> 00:14:01,320 -Any more ideas? -[Luug purring] 269 00:14:01,403 --> 00:14:02,780 [Vex laughing] 270 00:14:02,863 --> 00:14:04,990 Varvatos loves it! 271 00:14:05,449 --> 00:14:07,743 -[sighs] -[Luug moans] 272 00:14:07,826 --> 00:14:10,162 [whimpers, purrs] 273 00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:11,705 -[barking] -[Vex grunting] 274 00:14:11,789 --> 00:14:14,416 What are you doing, you filthy animal! 275 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,377 [Krel] Let's go! 276 00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:24,927 [Krel] I'm not picking anything up. 277 00:14:25,678 --> 00:14:27,638 -It's hopeless. -Let me try! 278 00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:30,182 No, no, no, no. My invention is very delicate. 279 00:14:30,265 --> 00:14:32,101 -I'll be gentle, little brother. -[gasps] 280 00:14:32,184 --> 00:14:34,144 -Be careful! -I am being careful. 281 00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:36,855 Fine, but we need to increase it slowly. 282 00:14:36,939 --> 00:14:39,024 -Like this? -Not at all like this. 283 00:14:39,108 --> 00:14:41,276 What? No! You're gonna break it! 284 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,863 No, no, no, no, relax. You've got the signal range set too low. 285 00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:46,031 We need to increase it 286 00:14:46,115 --> 00:14:48,867 if we're going to pick up readings from all over town. 287 00:14:48,951 --> 00:14:50,786 -[whirring] -Lively! 288 00:14:50,869 --> 00:14:53,205 [woman] If he had a good time, why hasn't he called? 289 00:14:53,288 --> 00:14:55,332 [man] Everyone wants to test-drive a Vespa, 290 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,752 but do they ever ask the Vespa dealer if he wants a ride? 291 00:14:58,836 --> 00:15:01,255 [woman] Nobody bought tickets to my one-woman show. 292 00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:03,632 Is it me? Oh, who else could it be? 293 00:15:03,716 --> 00:15:05,509 [overlapping voices] 294 00:15:05,592 --> 00:15:08,387 -I've never rang the bell! -I'm living a lie! 295 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,889 [man] I cannot go to Ms. Janeth's one-woman show. 296 00:15:10,973 --> 00:15:12,558 Then she'll know! 297 00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:15,686 [Aja] Seklos and Gaylen! 298 00:15:15,769 --> 00:15:19,106 [chuckles] Humans think they are the center of the universe. 299 00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:21,984 They're several million light years away from that, actually. 300 00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:27,281 I mean, all they think about is themselves and what others might think of them. 301 00:15:27,364 --> 00:15:29,408 She's worried about what he thinks about her, 302 00:15:29,491 --> 00:15:32,661 and all he's thinking about is what this other person thinks about him. 303 00:15:32,745 --> 00:15:35,122 Being human is difficult for everyone. 304 00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:36,957 It's even hard for humans. 305 00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:40,210 I never thought of it like that. 306 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,504 But you must focus, Aja. Listen. 307 00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:44,048 Remember why we're here. 308 00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:52,139 [woman] Enrique used my account to order socks. Again! 309 00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:54,808 [Eli] Zero hits online for "Cantaloupian Science Fiction." 310 00:15:54,892 --> 00:15:58,228 [boy] Maybe I should take Darcy to play laser-tag. Who doesn't love tag? 311 00:15:58,312 --> 00:16:01,523 [voice speaking alien language] 312 00:16:03,692 --> 00:16:05,778 [gasps] It's him! It's him! 313 00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:08,822 It worked for you? I mean, I'm glad it worked. 314 00:16:10,532 --> 00:16:11,825 [voice] Akiridion... 315 00:16:12,826 --> 00:16:15,079 Tarron... Aja... 316 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:16,914 Krel... 317 00:16:16,997 --> 00:16:19,208 He said our names! 318 00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:22,586 That can't possibly be good. It must be one of Morando's agents. 319 00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:24,797 [Aja] There's only one way to be sure. 320 00:16:30,969 --> 00:16:35,349 Lady Aja, it is clear you are... annoyed. 321 00:16:35,432 --> 00:16:39,019 But Varvatos Vex must remain true to his duty, 322 00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:41,939 which is to protect you and the King-in-waiting. 323 00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:44,358 [Aja's voice] If you're checking in to see how I am, 324 00:16:44,441 --> 00:16:46,318 I am satisfactory, 325 00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:50,072 and I am studying the three rules to becoming A-plus human. 326 00:16:50,197 --> 00:16:52,241 I will retire shortly. 327 00:16:52,783 --> 00:16:55,994 [man's voice] Did you say "retire"? Then retire in style 328 00:16:56,078 --> 00:16:58,038 at the Sarasota Retirement Home. 329 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:04,211 Off Route 66. Your sunset years can still be golden. 330 00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:05,796 [in Aja's voice] Lively! 331 00:17:05,879 --> 00:17:09,550 The Commander of the Taylon Phalanx should not be forced 332 00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:12,803 to walk the Earth as a hobbled slorvath. 333 00:17:14,388 --> 00:17:17,850 Eh! Varvatos was meant to slay! 334 00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,768 To murder and pillage. 335 00:17:20,269 --> 00:17:24,273 Not... babysit. 336 00:17:28,193 --> 00:17:29,069 This way. 337 00:17:31,238 --> 00:17:34,032 [voice speaking alien language] 338 00:17:34,116 --> 00:17:36,410 We're close. Morando's agent must be... 339 00:17:38,704 --> 00:17:40,080 [tires screech] 340 00:17:41,165 --> 00:17:43,834 [Aja] ...the golden-haired, lumbering oaf? 341 00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:45,210 This makes no sense. 342 00:17:45,294 --> 00:17:48,422 He was speaking with the Eli. He must have told him about us. 343 00:17:48,505 --> 00:17:51,675 I spoke with the oaf with golden hair and suspected nothing. 344 00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:53,635 He plays dumb so well. 345 00:17:53,719 --> 00:17:55,762 [Aja] He must be brilliant. 346 00:17:57,723 --> 00:17:59,474 Who's the king? I'm the king! 347 00:18:00,684 --> 00:18:02,394 -Ow! -[kids gasp] 348 00:18:02,477 --> 00:18:04,104 [gasps] What's new kid doing? 349 00:18:04,188 --> 00:18:07,232 -What the...? -I command you to reveal your true form. 350 00:18:07,316 --> 00:18:10,402 -Do you wanna die, buttsnack? -What is a "buttsnack"? 351 00:18:10,485 --> 00:18:12,404 [grunts] Hey! No fair! 352 00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:14,364 Just stay still and get pummeled. 353 00:18:14,489 --> 00:18:16,200 Hey! Cut it out, kids! 354 00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:18,160 [whimpers] Oh! I can't not watch! 355 00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:21,205 Ha! Knock him back to wherever he came from, Steve! 356 00:18:21,288 --> 00:18:23,498 [grunts] Delete your mouth, Seamus. 357 00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:25,292 [growls] 358 00:18:27,502 --> 00:18:28,670 [Steve grunting] 359 00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:31,089 Keep still, so I can punch your face! 360 00:18:31,173 --> 00:18:32,674 The helmet was blocking-- 361 00:18:32,758 --> 00:18:36,637 Oh, no. Krel, it's not him! I was wrong! 362 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,138 [Aja] He is an idiot! 363 00:18:38,222 --> 00:18:40,807 It seems there's been a misunderstanding here. 364 00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:43,101 My apologies. You are just an idiot! 365 00:18:43,185 --> 00:18:47,356 Oh, yeah? Well, my fist is gonna misunderstand your face. 366 00:18:47,439 --> 00:18:48,857 Krel! Rule number three! 367 00:18:49,441 --> 00:18:51,485 -[phone clicking] -Lights out, plebe. 368 00:18:51,818 --> 00:18:53,070 -[thumps] -[Krel] Ugh! Oh! 369 00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:54,279 -[gasps] -Dude! 370 00:18:54,363 --> 00:18:57,407 I'm-- I'm leaking fluid. What is this? 371 00:18:57,491 --> 00:19:00,202 I must be dying. Is this the end? 372 00:19:00,285 --> 00:19:01,411 Not yet. 373 00:19:02,871 --> 00:19:05,999 -[Steve grunts] -Get away from my little brother, 374 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,084 snackbutt. 375 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,710 -[Steve grunts] -[girl screams] 376 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:10,504 [gasps] 377 00:19:11,505 --> 00:19:12,923 Whoa! 378 00:19:13,006 --> 00:19:17,761 [thinking] She's like a ninja-kicking angel. 379 00:19:17,844 --> 00:19:21,098 I mean, she-- she kicks ninjas, but she's an angel. 380 00:19:21,181 --> 00:19:24,685 [voice speaking alien language] 381 00:19:25,769 --> 00:19:26,770 Oh, no. 382 00:19:28,522 --> 00:19:30,023 -Krel, it's him! -Who? 383 00:19:30,107 --> 00:19:31,191 The burrito bandit! 384 00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:33,151 [Aja] He is the alien! 385 00:19:33,235 --> 00:19:34,903 [engine starts] 386 00:19:34,987 --> 00:19:38,490 Hey! What about my guacamole? I paid extra! 387 00:19:39,908 --> 00:19:42,452 -[tires screech] -[man] Whoa! Slow down! 388 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,921 -[thinking] What am I doing? -[siren wails] 389 00:20:04,641 --> 00:20:05,809 [engine roars] 390 00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:11,231 [engine roars] 391 00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:13,358 [truck horn blares] 392 00:20:16,236 --> 00:20:18,155 Aja! Are you...? 393 00:20:18,238 --> 00:20:20,449 [gasps] I knew you'd break it! 394 00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:23,285 Not the time. He's getting away! 395 00:20:28,415 --> 00:20:29,666 -[tires screech] -[barking] 396 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,919 -Luug? What are you doing here? -[barking] 397 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,090 -[chuckles] -[Vex] Stop right there! 398 00:20:39,426 --> 00:20:40,260 Argh! 399 00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:42,721 These feeble human knees! 400 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:44,681 [tires screeching] 401 00:20:44,973 --> 00:20:47,059 [Vex grunting] 402 00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:49,478 Halt, you steel monster! 403 00:20:49,561 --> 00:20:50,896 [barking] 404 00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:53,690 [Vex groans, bones crack] 405 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,901 -You left the house? -Did the television break? 406 00:20:55,984 --> 00:20:59,404 I left during what is called "commercials." 407 00:20:59,488 --> 00:21:01,698 Ugh! Being inconspicuous 408 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,576 is painful and exhausting. 409 00:21:04,993 --> 00:21:06,787 -[gasps, whimpers] -[slippers squeaking] 410 00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:10,290 Halt! By the order of House Tarron! 411 00:21:10,374 --> 00:21:12,667 [Vex] Run, you disgraceful coward! 412 00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:17,923 Varvatos Vex will rain glorious death on all you hold dear! 413 00:21:18,006 --> 00:21:19,132 [growling] 414 00:21:20,342 --> 00:21:22,469 No! 415 00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,347 [Luug growling] 416 00:21:25,847 --> 00:21:28,183 As the King-in-waiting of Akiridion-5... 417 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,143 you are under arrest. 418 00:21:30,227 --> 00:21:32,562 [gasps] No way! 419 00:21:32,646 --> 00:21:35,607 It really is you, Krel! I knew it! 420 00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:38,068 And... [sighs] you must be Aja. 421 00:21:41,238 --> 00:21:42,447 [click, whirs] 422 00:21:45,117 --> 00:21:48,203 Oh! I am the biggest fan. 423 00:21:48,286 --> 00:21:51,331 OMG. Could I do a little sketch of you guys? 424 00:21:51,415 --> 00:21:53,500 Oh, I know, I'm kidding. [chuckles] 425 00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,460 [all] Ugh! 426 00:21:55,544 --> 00:21:56,420 What the...? 427 00:21:59,131 --> 00:22:01,842 [Alpha] According to the transit logs, 428 00:22:01,925 --> 00:22:05,095 our fortune awaits in the next system. 429 00:22:05,345 --> 00:22:09,057 Dead or alive, the royals will be ours. 430 00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:10,892 [beeping] 431 00:22:11,393 --> 00:22:14,729 [Omega] There will be no "alive."