1 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,038 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:42,188 --> 00:00:44,023 One, two, three below! 3 00:00:48,236 --> 00:00:50,530 [gasps, pants] 4 00:00:50,613 --> 00:00:51,823 {\an8}Come on! 5 00:00:51,906 --> 00:00:53,616 {\an8}[grunting] 6 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:55,451 {\an8}Wait. Hey, hey. 7 00:00:57,745 --> 00:00:59,414 {\an8}Hello? Is anyone there? 8 00:00:59,497 --> 00:01:01,875 This isn't the least bit funny. [screams] 9 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:04,836 {\an8}[slurps] 10 00:01:04,919 --> 00:01:05,753 {\an8}Ahh! 11 00:01:07,172 --> 00:01:10,884 Okay, mug. We're only gonna do this once. Are you ready to talk? 12 00:01:10,967 --> 00:01:11,968 [whimpers] 13 00:01:12,552 --> 00:01:15,680 {\an8}Quit your jitterbuggin', you gashouse palooka. 14 00:01:16,139 --> 00:01:18,433 We can either do this the hard way-- 15 00:01:18,516 --> 00:01:21,144 -Or the very hard way. -What? 16 00:01:21,227 --> 00:01:24,397 No one messes with our children without messing with us first. 17 00:01:25,106 --> 00:01:27,317 -So, what'll it be? -Before I answer that, um-- 18 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,695 {\an8}Stand aside, you glorified washing machines, 19 00:01:30,778 --> 00:01:33,364 {\an8}and leave the torture to a professional. 20 00:01:33,448 --> 00:01:34,908 {\an8}-That was fun. -Gotta jet. 21 00:01:34,991 --> 00:01:36,367 {\an8}-[both laughing] -[growls] 22 00:01:36,451 --> 00:01:37,493 {\an8}Taco merchant, 23 00:01:37,577 --> 00:01:40,914 {\an8}you will tell us why you were spying on Varvatos' charges, 24 00:01:40,997 --> 00:01:43,708 or Varvatos will feed you your eyes! 25 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:44,876 I-- I told you-- 26 00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:49,714 {\an8}And hang you from a noose made of your own intestines! 27 00:01:49,797 --> 00:01:51,633 {\an8}That's a colorful threat, isn't it? 28 00:01:52,217 --> 00:01:54,802 We should never have taken him back home with us. [sniffs] 29 00:01:54,886 --> 00:01:57,764 Ugh! What is that horrendous stench? 30 00:01:57,847 --> 00:01:59,724 Must be the smell of fear, 31 00:01:59,807 --> 00:02:04,646 as Varvatos was about to introduce this menace to the art of torture! 32 00:02:04,729 --> 00:02:06,731 You don't have to torture me at all. 33 00:02:06,814 --> 00:02:08,983 I come in peace and all that jazz. 34 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:10,068 [Varvatos growls] 35 00:02:10,151 --> 00:02:12,070 Jazz? Now you have my interest. 36 00:02:12,153 --> 00:02:15,031 The name is Stuart. I'm a huge fan! 37 00:02:15,114 --> 00:02:17,617 -I'm a-- I'm a huge fan. -A fan. You create wind? 38 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:20,328 Only after one or two burritos. [snorts] 39 00:02:20,411 --> 00:02:23,164 Seriously, I follow all the great royal houses of the galaxy, 40 00:02:23,248 --> 00:02:25,250 but House Tarron of Akiridion-5? 41 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:29,337 O-M-Gorbon. I mean, pure class. 42 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:34,300 Princess Aja, you're like the coolest, bravest, most butt-kickingest teenager 43 00:02:34,384 --> 00:02:37,345 this side of the known universe. And Prince Krel... 44 00:02:37,428 --> 00:02:39,305 Tech whiz extraordinaire! 45 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:43,226 -I wanna be you when I mentally grow up. -I am now King-in-waiting. 46 00:02:43,309 --> 00:02:45,228 I can't believe I'm in the royal kitchen. 47 00:02:45,311 --> 00:02:47,855 So, uh, what are you doing here? 48 00:02:47,939 --> 00:02:51,234 General Morando led a coup, and we were forced to flee for our lives. 49 00:02:51,317 --> 00:02:55,071 We're supposed to be asking him the questions! 50 00:02:55,154 --> 00:02:56,489 Royals in exile? 51 00:02:56,572 --> 00:02:59,242 Of course! Everything makes much more sense now. 52 00:02:59,325 --> 00:03:02,787 I mean, if it makes you feel any better, I didn't choose to come here either. 53 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:05,039 -Crash landed, actually. -[Luug barks, snarls] 54 00:03:06,374 --> 00:03:07,875 [snarls] 55 00:03:09,877 --> 00:03:11,254 Originally, I'm from Durio. 56 00:03:11,337 --> 00:03:14,007 The stinkiest planet in the universe! 57 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:16,634 That would explain the malodorous odor. 58 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,553 Ugh! I thought it was a Luug fart. 59 00:03:18,636 --> 00:03:21,097 Hey! I'm very sensitive about that. 60 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:24,142 But, trust me, you're gonna love Earth, yeah. 61 00:03:24,225 --> 00:03:26,769 You've got cheese fries, and monster truck rallies, 62 00:03:26,853 --> 00:03:28,855 and, oh, flash mobs. 63 00:03:28,938 --> 00:03:30,398 I want all of it. 64 00:03:30,481 --> 00:03:31,733 Enough prattle. 65 00:03:31,816 --> 00:03:34,235 -Prepare for agony! -[whimpers] 66 00:03:34,319 --> 00:03:35,278 What? 67 00:03:35,445 --> 00:03:37,196 [Aja] Our refrigerator is running. 68 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,698 Jeez. Is this place up to code? 69 00:03:38,781 --> 00:03:40,491 Seklos and Gaylen. 70 00:03:40,825 --> 00:03:42,452 [Krel grunts] Skeltegs? 71 00:03:42,535 --> 00:03:45,413 [Mother] We seem to have developed a skelteg infestation. 72 00:03:45,496 --> 00:03:48,333 -[Krel] Seem to? -How did these get aboard the ship? 73 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,461 -[Krel] This is your fault. -Don't even start. 74 00:03:51,544 --> 00:03:54,005 You're the one obsessed with skelteg fighting! 75 00:03:54,088 --> 00:03:56,966 On Akiridion-5. It's easy money. 76 00:03:57,258 --> 00:03:58,176 [barking] 77 00:03:58,259 --> 00:04:00,428 [Aja] They probably stowed away when we left. 78 00:04:01,512 --> 00:04:03,765 -[grunts] -[Stuart chuckles] 79 00:04:03,848 --> 00:04:06,434 -This is horrible. -How are there so many? 80 00:04:06,517 --> 00:04:08,519 [Stuart] You have a house full of electronics 81 00:04:08,603 --> 00:04:11,481 and creatures that feed on them, and breed! 82 00:04:11,564 --> 00:04:13,107 You'd better hope they don't nest! 83 00:04:13,191 --> 00:04:15,193 [Mother] Interior camouflage diminishing. 84 00:04:15,276 --> 00:04:18,154 What's the status of our exterior camouflage? 85 00:04:18,237 --> 00:04:19,072 [Mother] Failing. 86 00:04:19,155 --> 00:04:20,782 It will only be a matter of time 87 00:04:20,865 --> 00:04:24,077 before you are exposed to the entire neighborhood. 88 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:28,081 Kleb-tastic! Your skelteg obsession is going to out our secret 89 00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:29,582 to everyone on this dump heap. 90 00:04:29,665 --> 00:04:33,211 -Don't make me dump heap you, Krel! -That didn't even make sense. 91 00:04:33,294 --> 00:04:34,796 Don't worry, A-fivers. 92 00:04:34,879 --> 00:04:37,131 Stuart can turn those frowns upside down. 93 00:04:37,215 --> 00:04:38,049 [grunts] 94 00:04:38,132 --> 00:04:39,175 [Aja] Uh... 95 00:04:39,342 --> 00:04:41,511 It just means I can make you happy. [grunts] 96 00:04:41,886 --> 00:04:43,721 Untie me, please! 97 00:04:45,556 --> 00:04:48,476 [grunts, pants] 98 00:04:50,478 --> 00:04:52,355 -No! -Mama! Papa! 99 00:04:52,438 --> 00:04:54,690 -We should hurry! -I'll hold them back! 100 00:04:56,526 --> 00:04:58,361 [Morando] Stop them! 101 00:04:58,945 --> 00:05:01,364 [gasps, pants] 102 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:05,701 [grunting] 103 00:05:07,078 --> 00:05:10,790 Don't move. You've taken quite a hit. 104 00:05:10,873 --> 00:05:12,792 -I should be-- -[Morando] Dead? 105 00:05:13,501 --> 00:05:15,837 -[grunting] -[monitor beeps] 106 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,381 I would've killed you if I wanted to. 107 00:05:18,464 --> 00:05:21,384 You should thank your king for sparing your life. 108 00:05:21,467 --> 00:05:24,887 My king is gone. You destroyed him. 109 00:05:24,971 --> 00:05:29,308 A fate that can be easily arranged for you as well, 110 00:05:29,392 --> 00:05:31,936 unless you were to join me 111 00:05:32,019 --> 00:05:35,189 as the new Commander of the Taylon Phalanx. 112 00:05:35,273 --> 00:05:38,151 You only want me in command of the Taylon 113 00:05:38,234 --> 00:05:40,361 in order to bring them into line. 114 00:05:40,445 --> 00:05:42,947 If I obey you, so will they. 115 00:05:43,030 --> 00:05:44,282 Exactly. 116 00:05:44,449 --> 00:05:47,910 Akiridion-5 has changed while you were asleep. 117 00:05:47,994 --> 00:05:51,372 The prince and princess will soon be dead, 118 00:05:51,456 --> 00:05:54,834 executed at the hands of the Hunter's Guild. 119 00:05:55,501 --> 00:05:57,628 This isn't a request. 120 00:05:58,296 --> 00:06:02,341 You will join me, or you will join them in death. 121 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,262 [grunting] 122 00:06:10,141 --> 00:06:11,684 [humming] Oh! 123 00:06:11,767 --> 00:06:12,685 Here we go. 124 00:06:13,394 --> 00:06:15,354 Ah! Here we go. Oh! 125 00:06:18,941 --> 00:06:19,942 [bell jingles] 126 00:06:20,026 --> 00:06:22,028 Bienvenidos. Bienvenue. 127 00:06:22,111 --> 00:06:27,116 Welcome to Stuart's Wonderful World of Electronica. 128 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,868 [Aja] I thought you sold burritos. 129 00:06:28,951 --> 00:06:32,413 Yeah, and used electronics, and, uh, graphic tees. 130 00:06:32,497 --> 00:06:35,875 "Objects in T-shirts are thinner than they appear." [chuckles] One of mine. 131 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:37,877 I'm also a notary and justice of the peace. 132 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:42,215 I've been here on Earth for 30 years. I've had lots of time to reinvent myself. 133 00:06:42,298 --> 00:06:44,425 That's the wonderful thing about Earth. 134 00:06:44,509 --> 00:06:45,968 You can be whoever you wanna be. 135 00:06:46,052 --> 00:06:48,679 Except someone who can get off this planet, apparently. 136 00:06:48,763 --> 00:06:50,640 Did you choose this human form? 137 00:06:50,723 --> 00:06:52,517 Why? [chuckles] Don't you like it? 138 00:06:52,683 --> 00:06:56,395 I know it's a little more primitive than your transduction chambers, I admit, 139 00:06:56,479 --> 00:06:59,732 but I devised this tech myself out of some enriched plutonium 140 00:06:59,815 --> 00:07:02,318 and parts I scrounged from an '86 Pinto. 141 00:07:02,401 --> 00:07:04,445 Where is this solution you promised? 142 00:07:04,529 --> 00:07:06,989 We have skeltegs turning our ship into-- 143 00:07:07,073 --> 00:07:09,450 A Vegas buffet. Yeah, I know. 144 00:07:09,534 --> 00:07:10,660 Hang on, looking. 145 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:11,994 Where's that, um-- 146 00:07:12,078 --> 00:07:14,789 I should really start alphabetizing things, shouldn't I? 147 00:07:14,872 --> 00:07:18,167 "Screwing in a light bulb. Step one: find a friend." 148 00:07:18,251 --> 00:07:21,212 [echoing] How many humans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 149 00:07:22,672 --> 00:07:25,508 Ooh! Ah! 150 00:07:26,092 --> 00:07:28,302 [Krel] "Setting up a remote control." 151 00:07:28,386 --> 00:07:30,555 -[Luug barks] -[Krel] "Setting up a hair dryer. 152 00:07:30,638 --> 00:07:31,472 Setting up a..." 153 00:07:32,265 --> 00:07:34,684 Stuart, you have a daxial array? 154 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:37,395 Yeah, yeah, sure. It's right behind you, yeah. 155 00:07:37,478 --> 00:07:40,189 And I should tell you. I've got a unicorn in the basement. 156 00:07:40,273 --> 00:07:43,025 A unicorn? We have to see that unicorn. 157 00:07:43,109 --> 00:07:44,860 No, no. There's no unicorn. 158 00:07:44,944 --> 00:07:46,320 It's a figure of speech. 159 00:07:46,404 --> 00:07:48,447 It means I'm lucky to even have a manual. 160 00:07:48,531 --> 00:07:51,367 You won't find a daxial-anything on Earth. 161 00:07:51,450 --> 00:07:52,493 So what's this, then? 162 00:07:52,577 --> 00:07:53,703 -[man yodeling] 163 00:07:53,786 --> 00:07:56,080 -[Luug whimpers] -[Varvatos groans] 164 00:07:56,163 --> 00:08:00,293 That cacophonous rot is assaulting Varvatos' ears! 165 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:03,087 Fascinating! A musical box. 166 00:08:03,170 --> 00:08:05,172 It's called a "boom box." 167 00:08:05,256 --> 00:08:08,926 Nah, it's not exactly the portable music that the kids are into these days, 168 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,803 but, uh, you want it? It's on me. 169 00:08:10,886 --> 00:08:12,763 No, it's in Krel's hands. 170 00:08:12,847 --> 00:08:14,473 I mean, it's on the house. 171 00:08:14,557 --> 00:08:15,766 But this isn't a house. 172 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:18,352 It's free, all right? I'm just saying it's free. 173 00:08:18,436 --> 00:08:21,606 -Peculiar frequencies. -[Stuart chuckles] Ta-da! 174 00:08:21,689 --> 00:08:23,941 Spitting image of the skelteg's natural predator, 175 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:26,944 the long-trunked hamfisk! 176 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,447 This'll clear up the infestation yippee-skippee! 177 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:32,908 Hmm. You two will be late for academic prison. 178 00:08:32,992 --> 00:08:36,871 And worry not. This gloober shall help Varvatos fix the ship. 179 00:08:36,954 --> 00:08:39,040 -[Stuart] My boy. My little-- -[barks] 180 00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:43,753 Assuming Varvatos can find the manual to shut his snout. 181 00:08:47,506 --> 00:08:49,842 [music playing on boom box] 182 00:08:50,926 --> 00:08:52,803 Why are you bothering with that thing? 183 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:54,096 It's pretty cool, right? 184 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:55,723 Sure. Back in the '80s. 185 00:08:55,806 --> 00:08:57,266 Girl, you rule! 186 00:08:58,517 --> 00:09:00,269 I turned down being queen, actually. 187 00:09:00,353 --> 00:09:04,565 Aja! I posted your epic Steve take-down on my Facespace, 188 00:09:04,649 --> 00:09:06,567 and it went super viral. 189 00:09:06,651 --> 00:09:09,779 Now the whole school is, like, obsessed with you! 190 00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:11,530 Because I hurt someone? 191 00:09:11,614 --> 00:09:15,701 Not just someone. Steve Palchuk. Not that we condone violence, though. 192 00:09:15,785 --> 00:09:18,621 I would have done the same if I'd had my serrator. 193 00:09:18,704 --> 00:09:20,873 Ugh. Nice boom box, Kevin. 194 00:09:20,956 --> 00:09:21,957 My name is Krel. 195 00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:23,918 You should stick with Darci and me. 196 00:09:24,001 --> 00:09:26,087 I'm kinda the queen bee around here. 197 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:27,505 You can be a princess. 198 00:09:27,588 --> 00:09:30,299 Technically, I was Spring Fling Queen. 199 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:33,552 No, no, no, no. I don't want to be a princess on any planet. 200 00:09:33,636 --> 00:09:35,137 Wait! Ugh! 201 00:09:35,429 --> 00:09:38,724 Not wanting to be cool is so cool! 202 00:09:41,644 --> 00:09:42,478 [trills] 203 00:09:42,728 --> 00:09:43,562 [grunts] 204 00:09:44,563 --> 00:09:46,440 Tell me something, barfbag. 205 00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:47,900 Is your sister seeing anybody? 206 00:09:47,983 --> 00:09:50,695 She can see everybody. Her vision is excellent. 207 00:09:50,778 --> 00:09:53,239 No, I mean... [groans] Forget it! 208 00:09:53,989 --> 00:09:55,491 -[grunting] -Huh. 209 00:09:55,574 --> 00:09:56,742 [Palchuk] Forget it! 210 00:10:06,377 --> 00:10:08,003 [grunts, whimpers] 211 00:10:08,087 --> 00:10:11,006 Forty-five seconds. And start. [grunts] 212 00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:12,091 [electricity crackles] 213 00:10:12,174 --> 00:10:13,884 What? Dodge! 214 00:10:13,968 --> 00:10:15,761 [gasping] 215 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:19,682 [gasping continues] 216 00:10:21,058 --> 00:10:23,185 Gah! Still cold in the middle! 217 00:10:24,937 --> 00:10:27,356 [panting] 218 00:10:28,357 --> 00:10:30,651 I know you're weak, but we need to go now. 219 00:10:30,735 --> 00:10:33,195 -Who are you? -My name is Izita. 220 00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:34,947 -I'm with the Resistance. -The Resistance? 221 00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:35,990 Come with me. 222 00:10:36,073 --> 00:10:38,492 [groaning] 223 00:10:38,576 --> 00:10:40,202 An uprising has been forming. 224 00:10:40,286 --> 00:10:45,791 Citizens of Akiridion, men and women, prepared to do whatever it takes 225 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:48,669 to restore House Tarron to the Akiridion throne. 226 00:10:48,753 --> 00:10:51,130 You heard Morando. They're as good as dead. 227 00:10:51,213 --> 00:10:52,423 Lies. 228 00:10:54,216 --> 00:10:55,634 Never trust Morando. 229 00:10:55,968 --> 00:10:58,387 The royal heirs can evade his hunters. 230 00:10:58,471 --> 00:11:01,223 -I have to believe that. -During Morando's attack, 231 00:11:01,307 --> 00:11:03,934 Princess Aja saved my child's life. 232 00:11:04,018 --> 00:11:06,187 I'm forever indebted to House Tarron. 233 00:11:08,397 --> 00:11:09,231 [whimpers] 234 00:11:12,026 --> 00:11:12,985 For the royals. 235 00:11:13,068 --> 00:11:15,446 There's a rebel base just outside the Adronis Quadrant. 236 00:11:15,529 --> 00:11:16,614 He'll take you there. 237 00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:19,116 No. I mean, I can't leave. 238 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,203 Please. The Resistance needs you, Lieutenant. 239 00:11:22,286 --> 00:11:25,456 I know. Which is why I need to stay behind. 240 00:11:25,539 --> 00:11:29,835 Take this. The ring will signal you as a member of the Resistance. 241 00:11:30,544 --> 00:11:31,754 Trust me. 242 00:11:31,837 --> 00:11:35,090 [man over PA] ...transports must provide export managing confirmation 243 00:11:35,174 --> 00:11:36,342 prior to disembarkment. 244 00:11:37,051 --> 00:11:40,054 Okay, class. The test is about to begin. 245 00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:42,973 -Finished. -Calculators out, my little parabolas. 246 00:11:43,057 --> 00:11:44,266 Oh, kleb. 247 00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:46,727 Ms. Janeth, I think someone's dog 248 00:11:46,811 --> 00:11:48,270 -ate my calculator. -[gasps] 249 00:11:48,437 --> 00:11:49,772 The electronics! 250 00:11:49,855 --> 00:11:51,941 Mr. Tarron, remain in your seat! 251 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:53,943 I mean, uh... 252 00:11:54,026 --> 00:11:57,154 You depend on calculators far too much. Phones, too. 253 00:11:59,532 --> 00:12:00,366 [boy] What about yours? 254 00:12:00,449 --> 00:12:02,827 -You're always on these things. -Hey, my phone! 255 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:05,246 -Less emojis, more emotion. -[gasps] I need that! 256 00:12:05,329 --> 00:12:09,166 -Less texting. More talking! -Don't read my texts, new kid. 257 00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:10,876 [all screaming] 258 00:12:11,043 --> 00:12:13,045 Ew! Flying cockroaches! 259 00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:16,674 Last week, the teachers' coffee got spiked, and now this? 260 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:21,387 -Krel, they followed us to school. -Obviously. 261 00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:23,806 Why do you think I'm confiscating their food supply? 262 00:12:23,889 --> 00:12:27,810 He passes to Palchuk. Steve shoots, Steve-- [grunts] 263 00:12:27,893 --> 00:12:30,187 Foul! Hey, Aja. 264 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,146 [screams] 265 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:32,064 [Krel] Get down! 266 00:12:32,439 --> 00:12:33,941 [Palchuk whimpering] 267 00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:35,985 They're multiplying! [screams] 268 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,737 We need to stop this before the whole school gets colonized. 269 00:12:38,821 --> 00:12:40,656 Would that really be the worst thing? 270 00:12:40,739 --> 00:12:42,700 -Krel! -Just remember, sister, 271 00:12:42,783 --> 00:12:44,618 you're the one who brought them here! 272 00:12:44,702 --> 00:12:46,787 Aja, did you really do this? 273 00:12:46,871 --> 00:12:48,873 Finally, you made a mistake! 274 00:12:48,956 --> 00:12:51,458 [Uhl over PA] Ah, attention, students and faculty. 275 00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:56,338 Due to unexpected circumstances, classes are canceled! 276 00:12:56,422 --> 00:12:59,383 -Yes! Aja, you just saved my butt. -[cheering] 277 00:12:59,466 --> 00:13:01,218 I was gonna fail that quiz. 278 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,471 Oh, man! She even makes infestations look cool. [grunts] 279 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,433 -My glasses! -You literally cannot lose! 280 00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:10,394 Oh, I think we are about to lose. 281 00:13:10,477 --> 00:13:11,604 Big-time. 282 00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:15,399 -The skeltegs found the power generator. -[touch tones beeping] 283 00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:17,318 -What are you doing? -Calling Vex for help 284 00:13:17,401 --> 00:13:19,069 before my phone gets eaten. 285 00:13:19,153 --> 00:13:20,821 [ringing] 286 00:13:24,116 --> 00:13:25,200 I've almost got them. 287 00:13:25,284 --> 00:13:26,577 Glorious! 288 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:30,247 Expel these skeltegs to your balloon of death! 289 00:13:31,498 --> 00:13:34,668 Well, it's more of a simulated "tum-tum," if you will. 290 00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:36,754 The hamfisk, it has an expansive stomach. 291 00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:40,215 It's perfect for storing mass quantities of creepy crawlies. 292 00:13:40,549 --> 00:13:44,053 [Mother] The ship's reserve power is waning. 293 00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:47,014 All right, taco merchant, what do we do next? 294 00:13:47,097 --> 00:13:48,891 -Next? -The hamfisk! 295 00:13:48,974 --> 00:13:51,936 What does it do to destroy these vermin for good? 296 00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:55,522 Yes, I saw an interplanetary nature documentary about them once. 297 00:13:55,814 --> 00:13:58,776 I believe it waded into the ocean 298 00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:01,737 and, unable to swim, it simply died. 299 00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:05,991 Idiocy! Choose your manner of death, you pungent snobglob! 300 00:14:06,075 --> 00:14:10,162 Or you could wait to vanquish me. [chuckles] 301 00:14:10,245 --> 00:14:13,415 I'll have these skeltegs skedaddled in a jiff-pop-n'-skip. 302 00:14:13,499 --> 00:14:16,335 Varvatos does not know what a "skip" is, 303 00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:20,047 but he will destroy you if you don't make good on your vow! 304 00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:22,633 [Mother] Exterior camouflage unsupported. 305 00:14:26,512 --> 00:14:27,972 Choose your weapon. 306 00:14:28,055 --> 00:14:30,641 Finally. Some use for these knowledge bricks. 307 00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:33,185 And whatever this is. 308 00:14:33,268 --> 00:14:36,188 It better work before Arcadia gets wiped off the map. 309 00:14:36,271 --> 00:14:37,982 Again, not the worst thing. 310 00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:42,945 [scuttling] 311 00:14:44,321 --> 00:14:45,614 [scuttles, squeaks] 312 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:50,077 They must be in the ventilation system, looking for a place to nest. 313 00:14:53,622 --> 00:14:54,999 -[Krel yells] -[Palchuk grunts] 314 00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:56,166 What are you doing here? 315 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,794 You didn't actually think you could slay these tiny dragons 316 00:14:58,877 --> 00:15:01,964 without the power of the Palchuk, did you? 317 00:15:02,047 --> 00:15:02,923 In fact, we did. 318 00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:05,801 Not to brag, but, uh, my career prediction test said 319 00:15:05,884 --> 00:15:08,595 that I'd make an awesome exterminator. 320 00:15:09,013 --> 00:15:10,597 Scepter. My scepter! 321 00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:15,060 Uh, you might wanna trade me for this bat. Bats are great for battling bugs. 322 00:15:15,144 --> 00:15:16,895 Yeah, just give it to me. 323 00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:19,898 [gasps] We'll never be apart again. I love you. 324 00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:25,654 King Palchuk! I'm back, baby! Whoo! 325 00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:30,367 I think the oaf with the golden hair favors me above other humans. 326 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,411 But you kicked him in the face. 327 00:15:32,494 --> 00:15:34,997 Human boys are peculiar. 328 00:15:39,168 --> 00:15:40,085 [Palchuk] Uh... 329 00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:41,587 Guys? 330 00:15:42,546 --> 00:15:44,923 [Aja] Mary, what are you doing here? 331 00:15:45,007 --> 00:15:48,093 Duh! Filming a video worth millions of views. 332 00:15:48,177 --> 00:15:49,678 #Ew-Gross-Ew. 333 00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:52,306 No sudden movements-- 334 00:15:52,389 --> 00:15:54,058 Hey, wanna take a selfie? 335 00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:56,143 -[screams] -[squeaking] 336 00:15:56,226 --> 00:15:58,729 -[skelteg shrieks] -These books are very useful. 337 00:15:58,812 --> 00:16:01,815 Uh, these things aren't poisonous, right? Right? 338 00:16:01,899 --> 00:16:03,901 I don't know. There's probably an antidote. 339 00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:07,071 -Like, uh, vinegar or true love's kiss. -[gasps] 340 00:16:07,738 --> 00:16:09,156 Just spit-balling, you know? 341 00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:10,908 [scuttling] 342 00:16:12,659 --> 00:16:14,787 It seems we found the nest. 343 00:16:15,829 --> 00:16:17,873 [Krel] Or the nest has found us. 344 00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:20,209 I think you're going to need this. 345 00:16:21,543 --> 00:16:23,462 -[screaming] -[Krel] Great Gaylen! 346 00:16:23,545 --> 00:16:24,963 There's too many of them! 347 00:16:25,047 --> 00:16:26,840 You're not on today's menu! 348 00:16:26,924 --> 00:16:28,759 Bow to the king! 349 00:16:28,842 --> 00:16:32,054 [screams] No! Not my scepter! Don't pull my finger! 350 00:16:32,137 --> 00:16:34,056 [grunting] 351 00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:38,018 [loud ringtone playing] 352 00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,605 Hey, Claire-bear, what's up? 353 00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:43,273 Play that horrible sound again. 354 00:16:43,357 --> 00:16:44,733 Huh? My ringtone? 355 00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:46,360 Call you back. Love you. Mean it. 356 00:16:46,443 --> 00:16:48,195 [loud ringtone playing] 357 00:16:48,278 --> 00:16:50,864 The frequency of the Earth music kills them. 358 00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:53,158 [both grunt] 359 00:16:53,659 --> 00:16:54,785 Where are you going? 360 00:16:54,868 --> 00:16:57,162 -[Krel] To get more music! -[grunts] 361 00:17:00,749 --> 00:17:04,044 -[gasps] They've been inside. -So you brought them to school? 362 00:17:04,128 --> 00:17:08,423 -After you brought them to Earth! -Just fix the box of boom, little brother! 363 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:11,677 [grunting] 364 00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:13,095 [grunts] 365 00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:14,304 [barks] 366 00:17:14,388 --> 00:17:16,098 [grunting] 367 00:17:16,306 --> 00:17:19,226 [Mother] My interior functions are limited. 368 00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:26,525 Your sucking weapon is nearly at capacity. 369 00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:31,196 Luug, unleash your intestinal fury! 370 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,365 [yelling] 371 00:17:34,408 --> 00:17:35,242 [grunts] 372 00:17:35,784 --> 00:17:37,035 I'll be needing this. 373 00:17:37,452 --> 00:17:40,372 Once I connect this balloon to the mothership's power source, 374 00:17:40,455 --> 00:17:43,333 these suckers are gonna get fried. 375 00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:45,878 Commander Vex, route all available power. 376 00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:48,797 I'm talking nuclear, thermal, Akiridion-kinetic, 377 00:17:48,881 --> 00:17:50,007 to the main port! 378 00:17:50,382 --> 00:17:53,802 Mother, do as he says. Re-route all power. [grunts] 379 00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:58,599 We're gonna feed these beasties a meal they'll never forget! [cackles] 380 00:17:58,682 --> 00:18:01,643 If we die, Varvatos will kill you. 381 00:18:01,727 --> 00:18:03,103 [loud ringtone playing] 382 00:18:03,187 --> 00:18:05,147 [grunting] Ha! 383 00:18:05,272 --> 00:18:06,815 [laughing] 384 00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:08,984 -Ha! -[whimpers] 385 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,152 -[phone beeps] -[gasps] 386 00:18:10,277 --> 00:18:11,987 Ah! I'm out of juice! 387 00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:14,781 Don't worry, I'm locked and loaded. 388 00:18:14,865 --> 00:18:17,242 [soft ringtone playing] 389 00:18:17,326 --> 00:18:18,243 Uh... 390 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:19,870 Nothing's happening, Steve. 391 00:18:20,537 --> 00:18:22,164 -[sighs] -[buttons clicking] 392 00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:23,832 -[gasps] Yes! -Nice, Krel! 393 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:26,460 -[man yodeling] -[skeltegs shriek] 394 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:31,006 [rock music playing] 395 00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:34,301 Another use for human music! 396 00:18:35,469 --> 00:18:37,638 [hip-hop music playing] 397 00:18:47,064 --> 00:18:48,607 -[soft ringtone playing] -[whimpers] 398 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:51,151 This music is worse than the bugs. 399 00:18:51,235 --> 00:18:52,194 [Palchuk chuckles] 400 00:18:52,277 --> 00:18:55,614 [bass thumping] 401 00:18:57,991 --> 00:18:59,660 [hip-hop music continues] 402 00:18:59,743 --> 00:19:01,245 How about picking up the beat? 403 00:19:01,787 --> 00:19:04,831 [techno music playing] 404 00:19:09,253 --> 00:19:10,379 Ugh! 405 00:19:10,462 --> 00:19:12,172 Should we bring this thing back home, 406 00:19:12,256 --> 00:19:14,591 or do you think Stuart has things under control? 407 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,760 -We should go. -Definitely go! 408 00:19:18,136 --> 00:19:19,388 [Mother] Full power ready. 409 00:19:19,763 --> 00:19:24,434 For... the... royals! 410 00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:26,228 Please let this work. 411 00:19:26,311 --> 00:19:27,521 [grunts] 412 00:19:28,939 --> 00:19:30,774 -[powers down] -Hmm. 413 00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:34,194 -[explosion] -[Stuart grunting] 414 00:19:34,569 --> 00:19:35,946 [wheezing] 415 00:19:36,029 --> 00:19:37,447 [creaking] 416 00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:38,448 Um... 417 00:19:38,532 --> 00:19:41,201 Well, that didn't work as expected, or at all. 418 00:19:41,285 --> 00:19:46,081 Varvatos will punish your failure with glorious death! 419 00:19:46,164 --> 00:19:47,082 [Krel] Incoming! 420 00:19:47,165 --> 00:19:49,334 [techno music playing] 421 00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:51,461 [Stuart] Is that my boom box? 422 00:19:53,922 --> 00:19:56,133 It's so beautiful! 423 00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:02,014 [groans] It went in my mouth! 424 00:20:02,597 --> 00:20:06,310 Come to think of it, the hamfisk is known for releasing a high-pitched belch 425 00:20:06,393 --> 00:20:08,937 in order to stun and kill its food. 426 00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:13,567 -Good call, Your Highnesses. -You, sir, are a fool indeed, 427 00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:16,611 but your intentions are true. 428 00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:19,865 That's the nicest thing anybody's said to me today, to be honest. 429 00:20:19,948 --> 00:20:22,117 Let's have a nice group hug, yeah? Come on, guys. 430 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,827 -Not for me. -[Aja] It's quite all right. 431 00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:25,746 -We can work up to that. -[barking] 432 00:20:27,956 --> 00:20:34,421 For too long, we have been ruled by weak and feckless leaders 433 00:20:34,504 --> 00:20:39,760 who promised peace but left us unprepared for war. 434 00:20:39,843 --> 00:20:43,472 In the name of the king and queen! [grunts] 435 00:20:44,222 --> 00:20:46,892 -No! No! -[Morando] Today, together, 436 00:20:47,642 --> 00:20:52,356 we will take Akiridion-5's rightful place in the universe 437 00:20:52,814 --> 00:20:57,819 as the superpower it always should have been. 438 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,325 [Mother] Full power restored. Camouflage holding. 439 00:21:03,825 --> 00:21:05,035 Um... um... 440 00:21:05,118 --> 00:21:07,621 Sorry for blaming you for the skeltegs. 441 00:21:07,913 --> 00:21:10,582 Even if you did bring them to this planet. [chuckles] 442 00:21:10,665 --> 00:21:13,043 Sorry for blaming you right back. 443 00:21:13,126 --> 00:21:16,755 -Even if you did bring them to school. -[gasps, grunts] 444 00:21:17,089 --> 00:21:21,927 [Aja] Luug! Your intestinal fortitude saved the day. 445 00:21:22,511 --> 00:21:23,345 [chuckles] 446 00:21:23,428 --> 00:21:26,681 You know, if I have to be stranded on a strange planet, 447 00:21:27,557 --> 00:21:29,393 I'm glad it's with you, little brother. 448 00:21:29,476 --> 00:21:31,269 [chuckles] And you, Luug. 449 00:21:31,728 --> 00:21:35,816 Hey, how many Akiridions does it take to build a daxial array? 450 00:21:35,899 --> 00:21:37,442 [sighs] It's impossible. 451 00:21:37,526 --> 00:21:41,696 We exploded skeltegs with a music machine, little brother. 452 00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:43,698 Nothing is impossible on this planet. 453 00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:45,700 [Luug whines] 454 00:21:45,784 --> 00:21:49,663 -In that case, it'll take two Akiridions. -[barks] 455 00:21:49,746 --> 00:21:52,124 Okay, okay, okay, three. 456 00:21:52,207 --> 00:21:54,459 [both laughing] 457 00:21:54,543 --> 00:21:57,129 Mother, can you please open a window? 458 00:21:57,212 --> 00:21:59,589 This ship still smells like the Stuart. 459 00:21:59,673 --> 00:22:01,925 [Mother] Activating ventilation systems. 460 00:22:03,218 --> 00:22:04,136 [squeals] 461 00:22:10,434 --> 00:22:11,268 [shrieks] 462 00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:13,186 [Alpha] Ah... 463 00:22:13,728 --> 00:22:15,730 They're here. 464 00:22:17,399 --> 00:22:20,402 [theme music playing]