1 00:00:15,662 --> 00:00:18,039 [automated voice in distance] 2 00:00:18,123 --> 00:00:21,126 If this Omen-Blank is as dangerous as you say, 3 00:00:21,209 --> 00:00:23,086 we need the royals more than ever. 4 00:00:23,169 --> 00:00:26,131 Let's hope my status can get us a ship that can reach Earth. 5 00:00:29,801 --> 00:00:33,263 On orders from King Morando, I require a Taylon-Stryker. 6 00:00:33,346 --> 00:00:34,806 The fastest in the fleet. 7 00:00:34,889 --> 00:00:36,766 You are welcome to check with the king. 8 00:00:36,850 --> 00:00:40,478 [blank] That won't be necessary. We have a new security protocol. 9 00:00:41,604 --> 00:00:42,438 [Zadra] What? 10 00:00:43,982 --> 00:00:45,525 [Zadra] Kleb. We've been detected. 11 00:00:48,695 --> 00:00:50,405 Get to a Stryker! I'll distract them. 12 00:00:50,488 --> 00:00:51,906 [blank] Commander Zadra? [grunts] 13 00:00:52,866 --> 00:00:54,284 I'm with the Resistance now. 14 00:01:00,415 --> 00:01:01,457 [grunts] 15 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:03,918 [panting] 16 00:01:08,214 --> 00:01:10,884 [automated voice] The Kyron Bay is initializing in 20 sectons. 17 00:01:12,302 --> 00:01:15,221 The Kyron Bay is initializing in 20 sectons. 18 00:01:22,187 --> 00:01:23,188 [grunts] 19 00:01:24,355 --> 00:01:25,273 [grunts] 20 00:01:32,530 --> 00:01:33,448 [grunts] 21 00:01:33,865 --> 00:01:34,699 [screams] 22 00:01:36,951 --> 00:01:38,036 [grunts] 23 00:01:39,829 --> 00:01:40,872 [grunts] 24 00:01:41,539 --> 00:01:43,041 [Izita] Commander Zadra, halt! 25 00:01:43,124 --> 00:01:44,876 By the order of the Resistance! 26 00:01:46,878 --> 00:01:49,881 You held off Omen long enough for me to get you a Stryker. 27 00:01:49,964 --> 00:01:51,049 You shouldn't have come back. 28 00:01:51,132 --> 00:01:53,593 -The royals trust you. -Kleb. 29 00:01:53,676 --> 00:01:54,510 [all screaming] 30 00:01:54,969 --> 00:01:55,803 [man screams] 31 00:01:57,764 --> 00:02:01,017 I'll hold it back. You bring our royals home. [grunts] 32 00:02:08,233 --> 00:02:10,151 [theme music playing] 33 00:02:35,134 --> 00:02:37,637 ♪ One, two, three below! ♪ 34 00:02:39,305 --> 00:02:42,267 [Stuart] Baluba. If ya can't head home till your parents regenerate, 35 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:45,144 you might as well enjoy the happiest horvath in nine galaxies, 36 00:02:45,228 --> 00:02:48,398 but go easy on the barium iced teas. Trust me. 37 00:02:48,481 --> 00:02:51,985 Or you could check out Pooplorth. Don't let the name fool you. 38 00:02:52,068 --> 00:02:55,530 White sand beaches, crystal lakes, but freezing! Pack a parka. 39 00:02:55,613 --> 00:02:59,200 Then there's always Durio, home of moi! 40 00:02:59,284 --> 00:03:01,494 It's like Canada, but built on a nuclear waste site, 41 00:03:01,577 --> 00:03:03,663 so everything glows and smells. 42 00:03:03,871 --> 00:03:06,541 Finally, Earth. Sure, it's class-D, 43 00:03:06,624 --> 00:03:08,918 {\an8}but can you name another planet with a Stuart? 44 00:03:09,002 --> 00:03:11,170 {\an8}Plus, the best part, you're already here. 45 00:03:11,254 --> 00:03:13,256 {\an8}-Stuart... -I know, I know, 46 00:03:13,339 --> 00:03:16,259 {\an8}but with your daxial array working, you want to get going. 47 00:03:16,342 --> 00:03:18,177 {\an8}But I just want to give you a few pointers. 48 00:03:18,261 --> 00:03:19,804 {\an8}We're not leaving right now. 49 00:03:19,887 --> 00:03:21,681 {\an8}The ship takes some time to recharge. 50 00:03:21,764 --> 00:03:25,143 [Mother] My royal is being vague {\an8}to protect your emotional state, 51 00:03:25,226 --> 00:03:28,229 {\an8}but we will be ready to launch in 48 horvaths. 52 00:03:28,313 --> 00:03:30,023 {\an8}That's hardly any time at all! Mother! 53 00:03:30,106 --> 00:03:31,899 [Mother] {\an8}Mother tells it like it is. 54 00:03:31,983 --> 00:03:33,443 {\an8}Why do you guys have to move? 55 00:03:33,526 --> 00:03:36,612 {\an8}It is too dangerous to stay on the mud ball. 56 00:03:36,696 --> 00:03:40,116 {\an8}The Zeron Brotherhood and that Birdie woman found us. 57 00:03:40,199 --> 00:03:43,202 {\an8}Seklos knows what hunter will come next. 58 00:03:43,286 --> 00:03:47,040 {\an8}So, we need a new planet to hide out on until Mama and Papa wake up. 59 00:03:47,665 --> 00:03:50,793 [sighs] Then might I suggest Nuobus? 60 00:03:50,877 --> 00:03:53,379 It's got a killer music scene, advanced tech, 61 00:03:53,463 --> 00:03:56,299 and some of the best skelteg gambling in this star system. 62 00:03:56,382 --> 00:03:58,551 -I'm looking at you, Aja. -Why didn't you tell us that sooner? 63 00:03:58,634 --> 00:04:00,178 -Wait, let me see. -[Luug barks] 64 00:04:01,554 --> 00:04:03,806 Wait your turn, Queen-in-waiting. 65 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:07,143 Sorry, not sure if chess is a thing on Nuobus. 66 00:04:07,226 --> 00:04:09,562 Varvatos Vex will not be going. 67 00:04:10,063 --> 00:04:11,773 Just because they don't have chess? 68 00:04:11,856 --> 00:04:13,900 Have you tried checkers? Checkers are universal. 69 00:04:13,983 --> 00:04:19,072 Varvatos must stay behind and slaughter any hunters who reach Earth. 70 00:04:19,155 --> 00:04:24,327 Morando cannot discover that the royals have fled to a new planet. 71 00:04:24,410 --> 00:04:26,079 You'll miss seeing the king and queen wake up. 72 00:04:26,162 --> 00:04:29,374 You've protected their children. Saved their lives. They'll want to thank you. 73 00:04:29,457 --> 00:04:30,708 [grunts] 74 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,378 Somehow, Varvatos doubts that. 75 00:04:33,461 --> 00:04:35,213 Hang on, what's that supposed to mean? 76 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:38,508 I got it! It's mine now. 77 00:04:38,591 --> 00:04:39,592 -[Luug barks] -[grunts] 78 00:04:39,675 --> 00:04:41,886 Fine. I'm late for my date anyway. 79 00:04:42,428 --> 00:04:44,389 -Wait. What date? -With Steve. 80 00:04:44,472 --> 00:04:47,725 Ugh. How is Staja still a thing? We leave in two delsons. 81 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,852 I cannot leave without saying goodbye. 82 00:04:49,936 --> 00:04:52,397 He's been so kind to me. He deserves to know. 83 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,065 Deserves to know what? Hey! 84 00:04:54,148 --> 00:04:55,858 I'll be taking this. 85 00:04:55,942 --> 00:04:58,027 It will help me break the news to Steve that I'm moving. 86 00:04:58,111 --> 00:04:59,946 Wait, Aja. You cannot show him that. 87 00:05:00,029 --> 00:05:02,365 Why not? We're leaving soon anyway. 88 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:04,909 Exactly. So why take the risk now? 89 00:05:04,992 --> 00:05:06,577 We are so close. 90 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:15,086 She's not actually going to tell him, is she? 91 00:05:17,505 --> 00:05:19,382 We need extra slices of lime. 92 00:05:19,465 --> 00:05:22,593 And that's why Eli can't eat clams. 93 00:05:22,677 --> 00:05:24,178 [both laughing] 94 00:05:24,262 --> 00:05:28,599 Sounds like you and Eli shared a lot of lively adventures. 95 00:05:28,683 --> 00:05:29,976 Totally. 96 00:05:30,059 --> 00:05:32,019 Our friendship really began 97 00:05:32,103 --> 00:05:34,188 when I was taking out some trash for my mom. 98 00:05:34,272 --> 00:05:39,819 There was this weird, little, green raccoon thing, and I was like, "Ew!" 99 00:05:39,902 --> 00:05:42,447 But I was also like, "Cool." You know? 100 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:44,532 -[Aja giggles] -Because Eli's weird, 101 00:05:44,615 --> 00:05:46,701 and I thought maybe they might know each other. 102 00:05:46,784 --> 00:05:49,328 -Good evening. Mind if I join? -Yes! 103 00:05:49,704 --> 00:05:51,456 -What are you doing here? -[slurps] 104 00:05:51,539 --> 00:05:52,832 Hey, that's mine. 105 00:05:52,915 --> 00:05:56,502 I'm not sure I can trust you with this soda. I have to protect it. 106 00:05:56,586 --> 00:05:59,922 You can't tell me what to do. If I want to share my soda, I can. 107 00:06:00,006 --> 00:06:03,968 But if you share your soda, then you also share my soda. 108 00:06:04,051 --> 00:06:07,263 And I don't want to share my soda, especially with Steve. 109 00:06:07,346 --> 00:06:09,557 I ordered my own soda, butt-snack. 110 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,601 And a slice of lime. [slurps] 111 00:06:11,684 --> 00:06:14,520 -Brings out the flavor. -It's not that, Steve. It's... 112 00:06:14,854 --> 00:06:16,689 -[straw squeaking] -[Aja] I'm sorry. 113 00:06:16,772 --> 00:06:18,483 My little brother is an-- Ouch! 114 00:06:19,192 --> 00:06:21,819 I was going to say "an annoying pain in the dorsal." 115 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:22,778 [coughs, chokes] 116 00:06:22,862 --> 00:06:24,363 -The lime! -Oops. 117 00:06:24,447 --> 00:06:26,657 -The lime! [coughs] -[electricity zaps] 118 00:06:26,741 --> 00:06:28,451 Krel, stop playing with the lights! 119 00:06:28,534 --> 00:06:29,785 That's not me. 120 00:06:29,869 --> 00:06:31,621 Although, it would have been a good idea. 121 00:06:31,704 --> 00:06:33,122 [static crackles] 122 00:06:33,706 --> 00:06:35,291 -[gasps] -Oh, no. 123 00:06:36,584 --> 00:06:40,213 Why is my burrito floating? [screams] 124 00:06:40,296 --> 00:06:41,422 We need to run. 125 00:06:41,506 --> 00:06:44,300 -Uh... What is happening? -Ugh! 126 00:06:45,218 --> 00:06:48,221 -[Palchuk] Oh, my...! -[all grunting] 127 00:06:50,890 --> 00:06:52,558 I got extra lime. 128 00:06:52,642 --> 00:06:54,769 Oh, no. 129 00:06:57,313 --> 00:06:59,106 This is not good. 130 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:00,983 And it gets worse. 131 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:02,527 Oh! This is a spaceship! 132 00:07:02,610 --> 00:07:03,945 -Steve... -This is a spaceship! 133 00:07:04,028 --> 00:07:05,655 -I can explain. -We've been abducted! 134 00:07:05,738 --> 00:07:08,658 -We've been abducted! [sobs] -[Aja] What? 135 00:07:08,741 --> 00:07:11,661 Oh, it's just like in season 2, episode 17 of Earth Invaders. 136 00:07:12,203 --> 00:07:15,748 I binge watched it all with Eli during our last sleepover. Okay. 137 00:07:15,831 --> 00:07:19,001 Not to worry, folks. I know exactly what to do. 138 00:07:19,377 --> 00:07:21,087 As Agent Muldoon always says, 139 00:07:21,462 --> 00:07:23,464 "Beware of the probing." 140 00:07:23,548 --> 00:07:28,094 -[whispers] Who is he talking to? -Aliens are cruel and nasty creatures. 141 00:07:28,177 --> 00:07:31,055 They'll suck out your brains through your face, okay? 142 00:07:31,138 --> 00:07:32,807 And then they probe... 143 00:07:33,683 --> 00:07:35,101 with their questions. 144 00:07:35,184 --> 00:07:38,646 Do you hear the offensive stereotypes your boyfriend is peddling? 145 00:07:39,313 --> 00:07:40,606 [grunting] 146 00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:43,693 Okay. Now the butt-snacks can't read my mind. 147 00:07:43,776 --> 00:07:46,445 [Krel] We already looked. [chuckles] There was not much to see. 148 00:07:46,529 --> 00:07:50,032 There should be a button or a panel that opens the door. 149 00:07:50,116 --> 00:07:51,284 Or a code word. 150 00:07:51,367 --> 00:07:52,285 Uh... 151 00:07:52,368 --> 00:07:53,327 Pineapple! 152 00:07:53,411 --> 00:07:54,620 Password? 153 00:07:54,704 --> 00:07:56,372 One, two, three, four! 154 00:07:56,455 --> 00:07:58,666 Pineapple! I did it! Ha, ha! 155 00:07:58,749 --> 00:08:00,251 Follow me. [grunts, thuds] 156 00:08:01,586 --> 00:08:03,879 [Omega] Aja and Krel Tarron. 157 00:08:03,963 --> 00:08:05,214 -[Alpha chuckles] -[Krel] Hey! 158 00:08:05,923 --> 00:08:07,133 Wait, what? 159 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:10,428 -[Omega] And what is this? [sniffs] -Palchuk. 160 00:08:10,511 --> 00:08:11,846 Steven Q. Palchuk. 161 00:08:11,929 --> 00:08:13,806 [Alpha] Throw him in the vivisection room. 162 00:08:13,889 --> 00:08:15,808 -No probing! -[Alpha] He could be useful yet. 163 00:08:15,891 --> 00:08:19,353 -No! Stop! -The Palchuk never surrenders! 164 00:08:19,437 --> 00:08:21,480 Take this! Save yourselves. 165 00:08:23,482 --> 00:08:24,650 [sizzling] 166 00:08:30,823 --> 00:08:32,241 Checkmate! Ha, ha! 167 00:08:32,325 --> 00:08:35,119 Rookie mistake right there, Vex. You feeling all right? 168 00:08:35,202 --> 00:08:36,579 [groans] 169 00:08:36,662 --> 00:08:37,913 In truth, 170 00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:42,627 Varvatos Vex did not invite you all here for chess. 171 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,503 He is in need of advice. 172 00:08:44,587 --> 00:08:45,713 Well then, shoot. 173 00:08:45,796 --> 00:08:49,800 Varvatos Vex has heard you speak of your children. 174 00:08:49,884 --> 00:08:52,470 What did you do when they moved away? 175 00:08:52,553 --> 00:08:54,513 He had a par-tay. 176 00:08:54,597 --> 00:08:56,307 -He's joking. -No, I'm not. 177 00:08:56,390 --> 00:08:57,600 There was a conga line. 178 00:08:57,683 --> 00:09:00,561 Fair enough. But after that? 179 00:09:00,645 --> 00:09:04,940 Surely, you cannot expect Varvatos to play chess all dels... 180 00:09:05,024 --> 00:09:06,317 all day. [clears throat] 181 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,652 I know you, Vex. 182 00:09:07,735 --> 00:09:11,072 You want those kids to stay home so you can protect them. 183 00:09:11,155 --> 00:09:15,326 Aja and Krel need to explore the world and find their adventure. 184 00:09:15,409 --> 00:09:18,162 That means you've gotta sacrifice what you want 185 00:09:18,245 --> 00:09:20,081 so they can have what they want. 186 00:09:20,164 --> 00:09:22,458 Hello? Pawn sacrifice? 187 00:09:22,541 --> 00:09:24,168 We've gone over this. 188 00:09:24,251 --> 00:09:27,838 But what if Varvatos misses them? 189 00:09:27,922 --> 00:09:29,799 Kids grow up, Vex, 190 00:09:29,882 --> 00:09:32,760 and they leave home. That's natural. 191 00:09:32,843 --> 00:09:37,515 Yes. But is it natural for them to leave with the home? 192 00:09:37,598 --> 00:09:40,685 Ring, ring, ring. My new Ecoline phone just sing, sing, sings. 193 00:09:40,768 --> 00:09:43,229 Now in two volumes, soft and loud! 194 00:09:43,312 --> 00:09:46,065 -Huh? What'd she say? -Someone is calling Varvatos. 195 00:09:46,148 --> 00:09:48,943 Ah, that was one good conga line. 196 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:50,695 Conga line! 197 00:09:51,529 --> 00:09:54,115 -[Alpha] Varvatos Vex. [chuckles] -[gasps] 198 00:09:54,198 --> 00:09:59,954 Your human form is much wrinklier than we anticipated. [chuckles] 199 00:10:00,037 --> 00:10:02,581 You look like a larvox. 200 00:10:02,665 --> 00:10:03,666 Ha, ha, ha. 201 00:10:03,749 --> 00:10:07,545 Enjoy that insult, for it shall be your last. 202 00:10:07,628 --> 00:10:11,507 Your death will be Varvatos' masterpiece. 203 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,718 Xerexes' maelstrom! 204 00:10:13,801 --> 00:10:17,346 If you so much as lay a finger on them-- 205 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:20,391 [Alpha] Bring us the cores of the king and queen, 206 00:10:20,474 --> 00:10:21,976 and we won't have to. 207 00:10:22,059 --> 00:10:23,936 And you will let them go? 208 00:10:24,019 --> 00:10:25,396 -Don't do it! -Save our parents! 209 00:10:25,479 --> 00:10:29,567 [Alpha] Bring the king and queen, or bury the royal children. 210 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,694 The choice is yours. 211 00:10:36,741 --> 00:10:37,658 [screams] 212 00:10:37,742 --> 00:10:38,659 Don't probe me, bro. 213 00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:42,329 [Omega] You'll never set foot on Earth again. 214 00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,914 [whimpers] 215 00:10:43,998 --> 00:10:45,458 -I hate this! -[door closes] 216 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:47,460 [whimpers] Oh! 217 00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:50,004 [screams] Why is it shaped like that? 218 00:10:50,087 --> 00:10:53,591 Of course they'd wanna experiment on a specimen as fine as the Palchuk. 219 00:10:53,674 --> 00:10:56,635 -[kisses] -[bellows] 220 00:10:57,470 --> 00:10:58,471 [gasps] What? 221 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,807 -[moos] -[gasps] 222 00:11:01,891 --> 00:11:04,727 Oh, they really do abduct cows. 223 00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:07,521 Just like in season 4, episode 10. 224 00:11:08,147 --> 00:11:11,942 It's okay. Don't worry, Bessie the cow. [chuckles] 225 00:11:12,026 --> 00:11:13,319 I'll rescue you, too. 226 00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,155 Think, Palchuk. Think! 227 00:11:16,405 --> 00:11:18,115 -Ha! -[beeping] 228 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,116 Okay. 229 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,285 Uh... Moo. 230 00:11:21,368 --> 00:11:24,163 -Uh, cow. Cows make milk. -[moos] 231 00:11:24,246 --> 00:11:25,206 Cheese. 232 00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:28,083 Swiss, cheddar, pepper jack! 233 00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:30,377 Eli Pepperjack. Yeah! 234 00:11:30,461 --> 00:11:32,338 [chuckles] Thanks, Bessie! 235 00:11:33,255 --> 00:11:34,507 -[gasping] -[ground cracking] 236 00:11:35,466 --> 00:11:38,511 [phone vibrates] 237 00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:41,138 [Palchuk] You're never gonna believe what's happening! 238 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,348 You felt it, too? 239 00:11:42,431 --> 00:11:44,600 That's like the second earthquake today. 240 00:11:44,683 --> 00:11:46,268 -[screams] -[rumbling] 241 00:11:47,186 --> 00:11:50,439 I think something's going down with Jim and his Troll buddies, 242 00:11:50,523 --> 00:11:51,774 or Troll enemies. 243 00:11:51,857 --> 00:11:54,360 -What are you talking about? -[grunts] 244 00:11:55,152 --> 00:11:56,654 Sorry, Steve! 245 00:11:56,737 --> 00:11:59,198 -Oh! I'm on my own. -[cow moos] 246 00:11:59,281 --> 00:12:00,658 Yeah. You're right, Bessie. 247 00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:02,827 I have you, too. I'm sorry. 248 00:12:03,994 --> 00:12:06,831 Steve, you're a genius. [chuckles] 249 00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:09,083 Come on. [grunts] Ha! 250 00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:10,292 -Yes! -[moos] 251 00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:13,379 We'll get out of this room, rescue Steve, find the cockpit, 252 00:12:13,462 --> 00:12:17,216 and open the escape hatch, all before Vex gets here. Easy. 253 00:12:17,299 --> 00:12:21,428 -Take that ridiculous hat off. -No. Steve said it could be useful. 254 00:12:21,512 --> 00:12:24,974 It would save time if we didn't have to save Steve. [grunts] 255 00:12:25,057 --> 00:12:26,475 Or if I had four arms. 256 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:29,144 In about 17 mekrons, I will. 257 00:12:29,228 --> 00:12:31,730 Why didn't you renew your transduction before your date? 258 00:12:31,814 --> 00:12:34,275 'Cause I'm tired of hiding. 259 00:12:35,401 --> 00:12:39,071 To be normal on Akiridion, I had to hide that I was a royal. 260 00:12:39,154 --> 00:12:42,032 To be normal on Earth, I have to hide that I'm a royal 261 00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:43,450 and an Akiridion. 262 00:12:43,534 --> 00:12:46,203 For once, I just want to be me. 263 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,206 I know, I know. But it's too dangerous. 264 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,792 [sighs] I want to tell one person, 265 00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,961 and I thought Steve would understand. 266 00:12:54,044 --> 00:12:56,714 I wanted him to like me, no matter what form I'm in. 267 00:12:57,089 --> 00:13:00,968 But apparently, he thinks anyone not from this planet is a brain eater. 268 00:13:01,051 --> 00:13:02,344 He'll come around. 269 00:13:02,428 --> 00:13:06,181 Hey, I used to think all humans were barely evolved amoebas. 270 00:13:06,265 --> 00:13:08,642 And now I know they're somewhat evolved. 271 00:13:08,726 --> 00:13:10,561 Aja! [gasps] Steve was right. 272 00:13:10,936 --> 00:13:12,938 His ridiculous hat could save us! 273 00:13:13,022 --> 00:13:16,150 I can use the aluminum to disrupt the ionic latch. 274 00:13:17,776 --> 00:13:19,945 Go save Steve, and I'll meet you in the cockpit. 275 00:13:20,029 --> 00:13:21,322 And don't tell him he was right. 276 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:30,789 Varvatos hopes you can forgive him. 277 00:13:35,502 --> 00:13:36,337 [gasps] 278 00:13:46,138 --> 00:13:47,222 [Krel grunts] 279 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:48,974 [Alpha] Hmm. 280 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,021 [Alpha] Huh. 281 00:13:57,816 --> 00:14:00,986 [Omega] Varvatos Vex has been detected on the premises. 282 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:04,406 [Alpha] Now, let's see if he cooperated. 283 00:14:08,535 --> 00:14:10,579 [Alpha] Have you brought the cores? 284 00:14:10,663 --> 00:14:13,749 -[gulps] -Speak, you soolian. 285 00:14:13,832 --> 00:14:16,710 Varvatos has the king and queen. 286 00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:18,045 [chuckles] 287 00:14:18,128 --> 00:14:20,172 Ready the children. 288 00:14:24,843 --> 00:14:25,928 [grunts] 289 00:14:29,139 --> 00:14:31,141 [Alpha] Setting course to Akiridion-5. 290 00:14:31,225 --> 00:14:33,227 [Omega] The royal children, they're gone. 291 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:36,355 Find them and cut them down to their cores. 292 00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:38,857 I'll handle Vex. 293 00:14:43,028 --> 00:14:46,198 Seklos. Vex, have you lost your mind? 294 00:14:49,743 --> 00:14:52,413 Vivisection room. Vivisection room. 295 00:14:52,496 --> 00:14:54,623 [groans] Why aren't there signs? 296 00:14:54,707 --> 00:14:56,583 [whispers] Steve, where are you? 297 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,127 [gasps] His phone! 298 00:14:59,211 --> 00:15:01,839 -[beeps] -[line ringing] 299 00:15:01,922 --> 00:15:03,632 -[soft ringtone playing] -Yes! 300 00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:07,219 -Come on, Bessie. Come on. -[moos] 301 00:15:07,302 --> 00:15:09,346 -Come on! -Steve! 302 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,389 Aja! 303 00:15:10,848 --> 00:15:12,224 [chuckles] 304 00:15:12,307 --> 00:15:13,267 Did they hurt you? 305 00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:16,770 The Palchuk remains intact and unprobed. 306 00:15:16,854 --> 00:15:17,771 Are you okay? 307 00:15:17,855 --> 00:15:20,482 If those nasty aliens harmed a single brain cell, 308 00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:22,651 -I'll pummel those butt-snacks. -[moos] 309 00:15:22,735 --> 00:15:24,903 Quiet, you interrupting cow! 310 00:15:24,987 --> 00:15:27,197 Bessie's very talkative. Aren't you, Bessie? 311 00:15:27,281 --> 00:15:29,324 -Yes, you are. -You named it? 312 00:15:29,408 --> 00:15:31,160 No time! We have to go, now. 313 00:15:31,577 --> 00:15:33,579 [Omega] You'll come quietly, or else. 314 00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,330 [grunts] 315 00:15:35,414 --> 00:15:36,832 [moos] 316 00:15:40,377 --> 00:15:43,088 This thing again? What is it? Where did you get this? 317 00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:46,216 I got it for my tenth birthday. Now throw it! [grunts] 318 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,135 -[grunts] -[Aja grunts] 319 00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:50,429 Man, too many muscles. 320 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,640 -It's armed. -So am I. 321 00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:56,977 [Aja grunts] 322 00:16:01,273 --> 00:16:03,358 Yeah! Kick his butt! 323 00:16:03,442 --> 00:16:04,610 Her butt? Its butt! 324 00:16:04,693 --> 00:16:06,070 Kick its butt! 325 00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:13,160 Aja! 326 00:16:17,039 --> 00:16:19,958 Hand over the cores, Varvatos. 327 00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:21,877 Where are the royal children? 328 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,004 Held in the cockpit. 329 00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:26,590 Now, I shall not ask again. 330 00:16:26,673 --> 00:16:28,050 [Vex groans] 331 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:31,428 The king and queen, as you wish. 332 00:16:32,096 --> 00:16:34,348 [Alpha] Your honesty will be your downfall. 333 00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:35,891 Stay away from my parents. 334 00:16:35,974 --> 00:16:37,893 Krel, no! Leave this place! 335 00:16:37,976 --> 00:16:38,894 [Alpha grunts] 336 00:16:40,479 --> 00:16:42,147 -No! -[Alpha laughs] 337 00:16:42,231 --> 00:16:43,440 [beeping] 338 00:16:43,857 --> 00:16:44,858 [Alpha] You lied? 339 00:16:44,942 --> 00:16:47,861 Varvatos promised a king and queen. 340 00:16:48,654 --> 00:16:50,531 -Checkmate. -[explosion] 341 00:16:50,697 --> 00:16:51,824 [Palchuk grunts] 342 00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,492 -[moos] -[both scream] 343 00:16:54,952 --> 00:16:57,287 -This sucks! -Literally! 344 00:16:59,748 --> 00:17:01,416 -[Aja grunts] -[Omega growls] 345 00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:08,674 -[Palchuk screaming] -[mooing] 346 00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:14,012 Bessie! 347 00:17:14,096 --> 00:17:15,764 No! No! 348 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:17,891 Bessie! 349 00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:22,563 Hi-yah! 350 00:17:24,815 --> 00:17:27,818 -Aja! -Steve! 351 00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:32,656 [Krel yells] 352 00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:36,410 [both grunting] 353 00:17:36,493 --> 00:17:38,078 Can you land this thing? 354 00:17:38,162 --> 00:17:41,206 [Krel] I think the best we can hope for is to crash gently. 355 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,251 [screams] 356 00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:45,919 Bessie! 357 00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:47,754 [moos] 358 00:17:47,838 --> 00:17:49,631 [screaming continues] 359 00:17:58,765 --> 00:17:59,808 Aja! 360 00:18:02,227 --> 00:18:05,189 [Aja grunting] 361 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,359 [gasps] 362 00:18:09,443 --> 00:18:10,360 You're a... 363 00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:13,363 -You're an alien? -Yep. 364 00:18:13,989 --> 00:18:15,115 You can fly? 365 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:16,783 -Nope. -What? 366 00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,535 [screams] 367 00:18:18,911 --> 00:18:21,121 [Palchuk hyperventilating] 368 00:18:31,215 --> 00:18:32,841 [both grunting] 369 00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:36,511 [pants] Oops. 370 00:18:37,221 --> 00:18:38,680 I didn't mean to... 371 00:18:39,223 --> 00:18:42,267 So this isn't really the way I wanted you to find out. 372 00:18:42,768 --> 00:18:44,853 We're not all like the Zerons. 373 00:18:44,937 --> 00:18:48,440 Wow. You are so beautiful. 374 00:18:48,523 --> 00:18:49,983 -You're not frightened? -I was! 375 00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:52,402 But that was more about almost becoming a pancake 376 00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:54,529 and less about you being blue. 377 00:18:54,613 --> 00:18:56,365 [giggles] 378 00:18:56,448 --> 00:19:00,077 And did I also mention I'm a Queen-in-waiting? 379 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,286 Awesome. 380 00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:04,248 Have I told you that I'm the king of all science? 381 00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:07,292 -[gasps] -What? 382 00:19:07,376 --> 00:19:10,087 -Is it me? -No. It's a giant cat-probing thing! 383 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:17,803 [Aja] Run! 384 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,227 [Palchuk screaming] 385 00:19:28,814 --> 00:19:32,359 [whimpering, screaming] 386 00:19:32,943 --> 00:19:35,028 [Palchuk squeaking] 387 00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:38,991 [both grunt, cough] 388 00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:40,409 Little brother! 389 00:19:40,492 --> 00:19:42,077 Thanks for not crushing us. 390 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,497 I must admit, I have better aim with spaceships than serrators. 391 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:46,623 Boom! 392 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,543 That alien's probing days are over. 393 00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:52,379 We need to talk about your use of the word "alien." 394 00:19:52,462 --> 00:19:56,550 -Varvatos Vex will slaughter any-- -Relax, Vex. He's okay. 395 00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:59,553 -[whooping] -Oh, great, the secret's out. Steve knows. 396 00:19:59,636 --> 00:20:02,848 This is so cool. 397 00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:04,433 You're not gonna memory-wipe me, are you? 398 00:20:04,516 --> 00:20:07,811 No. We're going to suck your brains through your ears. 399 00:20:07,894 --> 00:20:10,689 We are? Most glorious. 400 00:20:10,772 --> 00:20:12,357 -Guys! -Kidding. 401 00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:14,693 So, how come you're not blue? 402 00:20:14,776 --> 00:20:16,820 Just give me a mekron. Jeez. 403 00:20:16,903 --> 00:20:19,197 Steve, you have to promise not to tell anyone about us. 404 00:20:20,574 --> 00:20:21,408 Pinkie swear. 405 00:20:21,491 --> 00:20:23,702 The color of the swear is irrelevant. 406 00:20:23,785 --> 00:20:26,246 I am serious. You must promise. 407 00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:29,416 It's the most serious Earth pact we have. 408 00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:33,086 [Aja] And then we crashed here, 409 00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,088 far from Morando, 410 00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:37,966 but also far from everything we've ever known. 411 00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:39,509 You're all so brave. 412 00:20:39,593 --> 00:20:41,928 And I thought being in the school play was scary. 413 00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:45,098 You know, Steve, you are not such a lumbering oaf after all. 414 00:20:45,182 --> 00:20:46,850 Thanks. Neither are you, buddy. 415 00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:49,311 Ha! That was never under consideration. 416 00:20:50,395 --> 00:20:53,940 -Well, hello, little-- Ew! Ew! -[barks] 417 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:57,319 When the kids leave, you're more than welcome to stay with me. 418 00:20:57,402 --> 00:20:59,696 -No. -I know, I know. I'll get air fresheners. 419 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,908 Varvatos will join the King and Queen-in-waiting. 420 00:21:02,991 --> 00:21:04,868 His duty is to protect, 421 00:21:04,951 --> 00:21:07,621 and he cannot do so from afar. 422 00:21:07,704 --> 00:21:10,999 He will go wherever the royals go... 423 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:14,961 and deal with the consequences when they come. 424 00:21:15,045 --> 00:21:16,338 [moos] 425 00:21:16,421 --> 00:21:18,548 [crickets chirping] 426 00:21:24,471 --> 00:21:25,722 [moos] 427 00:21:30,852 --> 00:21:34,189 Varvatos Vex, where have you taken them? 428 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,196 Citizen. I need to find the royal children. 429 00:21:41,279 --> 00:21:42,447 [moos] 430 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:43,657 Ugh! 431 00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:57,003 -[electricity crackles] -[Alpha groans] 432 00:21:59,464 --> 00:22:00,632 -[grunts] -[beeping] 433 00:22:02,175 --> 00:22:04,636 We have their location. 434 00:22:04,719 --> 00:22:09,141 A planet called "Urth." 435 00:22:10,225 --> 00:22:13,228 [theme music playing]