1 00:00:10,615 --> 00:00:11,449 [Luug barking] 2 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,577 {\an8}[panting, grunts] 3 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,996 [theme music playing] 4 00:00:42,147 --> 00:00:44,274 {\an8}♪ One, two, three below! ♪ 5 00:00:47,443 --> 00:00:49,445 {\an8}[whistling tune] 6 00:00:50,613 --> 00:00:52,532 {\an8}[girls giggling] 7 00:00:53,491 --> 00:00:54,909 [girls] Come play with us. 8 00:00:57,036 --> 00:01:00,081 Okay. Well, that's a little bit creepy. 9 00:01:00,456 --> 00:01:02,292 -[slippers squeaking] -[dog barking] 10 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:03,626 [panting] 11 00:01:03,918 --> 00:01:06,379 {\an8}-[man humming] -[Stuart whimpering] 12 00:01:06,462 --> 00:01:07,881 {\an8}Don't be so nervous, Stuart. 13 00:01:07,964 --> 00:01:10,592 {\an8}Ugh, nothing is following you. [chuckles nervously] 14 00:01:10,675 --> 00:01:11,801 Eeeh! 15 00:01:11,885 --> 00:01:12,927 [groans] 16 00:01:13,386 --> 00:01:17,056 {\an8}Stuart, why didn't you buy the color-coded keycaps? 17 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,225 {\an8}[sighing heavily] 18 00:01:19,309 --> 00:01:21,603 Hey, snuggle-bug. 19 00:01:21,686 --> 00:01:23,688 -Ah! -What's the matter? 20 00:01:23,771 --> 00:01:26,399 No hug for your ex-girlfriend? 21 00:01:26,482 --> 00:01:28,776 Hey, Gwendolyn. Gosh, it's been a while, huh? 22 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:33,323 I'd love to catch up, honeycakes, like old times. 23 00:01:33,406 --> 00:01:36,534 -Maybe grab a bite? [chomps] -Ah! 24 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:37,869 Oh, no. [whimpers] 25 00:01:38,703 --> 00:01:41,372 {\an8}[Steve] And over there is the Platypus Star. 26 00:01:41,998 --> 00:01:44,751 {\an8}-You remember that one? -[Aja stifling laughter] 27 00:01:44,834 --> 00:01:46,461 {\an8}You're going to make me laugh. 28 00:01:46,544 --> 00:01:48,588 {\an8}Laughing? Laughing's a good thing. 29 00:01:48,671 --> 00:01:51,174 {\an8}We're-- We're on a date! At least I thought this was a date. 30 00:01:51,257 --> 00:01:53,301 {\an8}This isn't a date, it's a heist. 31 00:01:53,384 --> 00:01:56,554 {\an8}With Kubritz on our tail, we have to finish the wormhole now more than ever. 32 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:57,805 -Wait, what? -Now shush. 33 00:01:58,139 --> 00:01:59,390 [guard clearing throat] 34 00:02:00,058 --> 00:02:00,892 [gasps] 35 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:03,186 Hmm. 36 00:02:06,064 --> 00:02:07,065 {\an8}We're clear. 37 00:02:08,358 --> 00:02:10,068 {\an8}Whoa, wait, I-I'm not clear. 38 00:02:10,151 --> 00:02:12,403 So, we're not on a date right now? 39 00:02:12,487 --> 00:02:16,074 {\an8}My little brother needs an anti-vortex siphon for the wormhole. 40 00:02:16,157 --> 00:02:18,409 -That's why I wanted to come here. -Oh. 41 00:02:20,036 --> 00:02:22,455 I thought it was for the super-romantic Platypus Star. 42 00:02:22,538 --> 00:02:24,290 [screaming, grunting] 43 00:02:24,374 --> 00:02:26,668 -Aja, help! [screaming] -Shush! 44 00:02:27,835 --> 00:02:29,420 -[screams] -What are you doing up there? 45 00:02:29,504 --> 00:02:31,422 Uh, I-I really love science. 46 00:02:31,506 --> 00:02:34,968 I mean, uh, planets, because where would we live without them? 47 00:02:35,051 --> 00:02:37,971 -Kleb. -Okay, wise guy, come on down. 48 00:02:38,054 --> 00:02:38,888 [Steve] Heh, sure. 49 00:02:38,972 --> 00:02:42,058 Can you, um... [grunts] lend me a hand? 50 00:02:42,225 --> 00:02:43,893 Ah! Holy mackerel! 51 00:02:44,102 --> 00:02:45,103 Aw, man! 52 00:02:45,186 --> 00:02:47,855 A break-in and a smashed moon rock! 53 00:02:47,939 --> 00:02:49,607 They're gonna fire me this time. 54 00:02:49,857 --> 00:02:52,860 I am telling you that I am in danger. 55 00:02:52,944 --> 00:02:55,947 -You look fine to Varvatos. -Well, I'm not! 56 00:02:56,030 --> 00:02:58,282 My ex-girlfriend wants to "grab a bite." 57 00:02:58,366 --> 00:03:00,785 She means me! She wants to eat me! 58 00:03:00,868 --> 00:03:03,079 Or she means to have dinner with you. 59 00:03:03,162 --> 00:03:06,499 -Or she means I'm the dinner. -Or dinner with you. 60 00:03:06,582 --> 00:03:08,126 -Or I'm the dinner. -Or she-- 61 00:03:08,209 --> 00:03:11,546 Look, we're going in circles here. I need your help. 62 00:03:11,629 --> 00:03:16,134 If you are so fearful, then why don't you decline her invitation? 63 00:03:18,928 --> 00:03:20,972 Hey, snuggle-bug! 64 00:03:21,055 --> 00:03:22,098 Hello. [laughs nervously] 65 00:03:22,181 --> 00:03:24,183 Because she won't leave me alone! 66 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:25,101 [groans] 67 00:03:25,184 --> 00:03:26,853 Please! I need you there. 68 00:03:26,936 --> 00:03:28,062 Oh, and bring Nancy. 69 00:03:28,146 --> 00:03:30,690 She teaches rumba to the seniors in the park on Thursdays. 70 00:03:30,773 --> 00:03:33,568 A dance lesson will be a great distraction from eating me. 71 00:03:33,651 --> 00:03:36,988 [grunts] Someone order an anti-vortex siphon? 72 00:03:37,071 --> 00:03:39,866 -Finally, the Staja comes through! -[Luug barking] 73 00:03:39,949 --> 00:03:41,326 [laughing] Come here, boy! 74 00:03:41,409 --> 00:03:43,286 -[screaming] -Good boy. 75 00:03:43,369 --> 00:03:44,704 Luug, get off me! 76 00:03:44,787 --> 00:03:46,539 Oh, the wormhole generator. 77 00:03:46,622 --> 00:03:51,294 Hey, any chance you could get that thing up and running by, say, this afternoon 78 00:03:51,377 --> 00:03:53,046 before Stuey goes kablooey? 79 00:03:53,129 --> 00:03:55,340 Why? Is Kubritz after you now? 80 00:03:55,423 --> 00:03:57,967 I have been keeping four eyes on Kubritz. 81 00:03:58,051 --> 00:04:01,471 She appears to be "lying low," as the humans say. 82 00:04:01,554 --> 00:04:05,308 Stuart has a worse stalker-- his ex-girlfriend. 83 00:04:05,391 --> 00:04:07,268 -[screams] -Hello, there. 84 00:04:07,352 --> 00:04:09,771 -Hey! -No, you don't understand. 85 00:04:09,854 --> 00:04:13,149 Gwendolyn of Gorbon is a true monster, okay? 86 00:04:13,232 --> 00:04:15,360 Things might've started out good, yeah, sure. 87 00:04:15,902 --> 00:04:17,945 [romantic music playing] 88 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,156 [Stuart] Ah, we were practically kids. 89 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:25,411 Oh, every day was love's newest adventure. 90 00:04:25,578 --> 00:04:28,414 -[chomps] -Ah! Ah! [grunting] 91 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:34,712 I remember on our first anniversary we made a snorfing pot together. 92 00:04:37,173 --> 00:04:39,258 -That is ridiculous! -Ugh! 93 00:04:39,342 --> 00:04:41,302 Alien dates are weird. Oof! 94 00:04:41,386 --> 00:04:44,263 But I couldn't ignore my four hearts' true feelings. 95 00:04:44,347 --> 00:04:45,681 I wasn't ready to settle down. 96 00:04:45,765 --> 00:04:48,393 I had no choice but to break it off... gently. 97 00:04:50,019 --> 00:04:52,522 Just stepping out for a delicious cup of jorb! 98 00:04:52,605 --> 00:04:53,606 Back in a jiff! 99 00:04:56,776 --> 00:04:59,070 Stuart! 100 00:04:59,153 --> 00:05:01,114 -And you never came back? -[Stuart] Never. 101 00:05:01,197 --> 00:05:02,949 Gorbons have very simple principles-- 102 00:05:03,032 --> 00:05:05,868 they either mate for life or they devour their ex. 103 00:05:05,952 --> 00:05:09,580 I had to escape, so I hightailed it out of Durio and crashed here. 104 00:05:09,664 --> 00:05:12,291 Hadn't heard a peep from her since, well, since today. 105 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:15,294 You ran out on her. She probably just wants closure. 106 00:05:15,503 --> 00:05:18,631 Yeah, well, I hadn't thought of that. I still don't want to go alone. 107 00:05:18,714 --> 00:05:21,342 Varvatos will tag along, 108 00:05:21,426 --> 00:05:26,472 but only because a dance lesson with Nancy sounds most enjoyable. 109 00:05:26,556 --> 00:05:29,100 -Yes! Thank you! -Ugh! Dating. 110 00:05:29,183 --> 00:05:33,312 While you all mash your faces together, I'm going to break the laws of physics. 111 00:05:33,396 --> 00:05:35,857 [gasps] Steve and I will come to this dance lesson, too. 112 00:05:35,940 --> 00:05:36,941 Uh, we will? 113 00:05:37,024 --> 00:05:39,944 Varvatos is right. Kubritz hasn't shown her face. 114 00:05:40,027 --> 00:05:43,030 We can relax and have a human date, just like you wanted. 115 00:05:43,114 --> 00:05:45,366 Yep, exact-o-mundo. 116 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:47,326 [Luug burbling] 117 00:05:48,244 --> 00:05:49,579 -[barking] -[screams] 118 00:05:49,662 --> 00:05:50,580 [beeping] 119 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:55,710 [whirring] 120 00:05:55,793 --> 00:05:58,504 It's alive! [laughing] 121 00:05:58,588 --> 00:06:02,508 -I'm officially an engineering genius. -[electricity crackling] 122 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:04,510 [Mother] It appears your engineering genius 123 00:06:04,594 --> 00:06:05,928 has made a miscalculation. 124 00:06:06,012 --> 00:06:07,805 -I see that. -[door opens] 125 00:06:08,222 --> 00:06:10,725 Oh, my gosh! There's so much to film, so little time. 126 00:06:10,808 --> 00:06:12,393 What are you guys doing here? 127 00:06:12,476 --> 00:06:14,937 Okay, so, Gun Robot VII is going to premiere 128 00:06:15,021 --> 00:06:17,481 at the grand re-opening of the Arcadia drive-in, right? 129 00:06:17,565 --> 00:06:20,693 The franchise is kind of played out, but they're having a contest 130 00:06:20,776 --> 00:06:23,779 where one local short film gets to play before the movie! 131 00:06:23,863 --> 00:06:27,158 Is filmmaking one of the sacred duties of Trollhunting? 132 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:28,784 No, but I've always wanted to direct. 133 00:06:28,868 --> 00:06:31,120 I've been up for 96 hours writing the script, 134 00:06:31,204 --> 00:06:33,080 fueled on nothing but sugar and dreams. 135 00:06:33,164 --> 00:06:37,919 It's called Kleb or Alive, colon The Adventures of Captain DJ Kleb, 136 00:06:38,002 --> 00:06:43,382 colon Intergalactic Man of Mystery and Weekend DJ, colon Episode IV. 137 00:06:43,466 --> 00:06:45,676 You gotta save room for prequels. I brought storyboards. 138 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,094 Check 'em out. Eli, storyboards. 139 00:06:47,178 --> 00:06:51,432 It's got action, drama, and an allegory about the creation of man. 140 00:06:51,515 --> 00:06:53,935 Ooh, ooh, and it's a science fiction epic! 141 00:06:54,018 --> 00:06:57,855 I'm more interested in science facts, like building my wormhole. 142 00:06:58,689 --> 00:07:01,108 [Mother] Probability of finalizing your wormhole today 143 00:07:01,192 --> 00:07:05,238 is approximately 0.00000... 144 00:07:05,321 --> 00:07:06,989 Okay, okay, okay, I get it. 145 00:07:07,073 --> 00:07:08,282 Oh, please, Krel? 146 00:07:08,366 --> 00:07:10,493 Between Eli's story, your space dog, 147 00:07:10,576 --> 00:07:12,787 and the cool, special effects-y costume of yours-- 148 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:14,455 -You mean my body? -Yeah, whatever. 149 00:07:14,538 --> 00:07:16,249 We're a lock to win the contest! 150 00:07:16,332 --> 00:07:20,586 I'm sorry, but I know all about you humans and your alien films. 151 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:23,172 Everything from outer space is a murderous threat. 152 00:07:23,256 --> 00:07:26,300 Not in Kleb or Alive! The alien is our hero. 153 00:07:26,384 --> 00:07:30,137 -How'd you like to save the world? -I did that last week for real. 154 00:07:30,888 --> 00:07:34,433 Mm, m'kay, but this time, it'll be less of "end of the world" terrifying 155 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:36,018 and more "friends having fun." 156 00:07:36,102 --> 00:07:37,436 [gasps] We're friends? 157 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,188 [laughs] Of course we're friends! 158 00:07:39,272 --> 00:07:41,274 You saved us from an alien bounty hunter. 159 00:07:41,357 --> 00:07:43,526 We saved you from evil military scientists. 160 00:07:43,609 --> 00:07:44,735 That's what friends do. 161 00:07:44,819 --> 00:07:47,071 They save each other's butts and star in their movies. 162 00:07:47,154 --> 00:07:49,490 Plus we could win a trophy... without playing a sport! 163 00:07:49,574 --> 00:07:52,577 [Toby] So, what do you say, DJ Kleb? 164 00:07:54,537 --> 00:07:56,330 -[Toby] And... action! -[clacks] 165 00:07:56,414 --> 00:07:58,040 Okay, we fade from black. 166 00:07:58,124 --> 00:08:01,961 The shot opens with a dramatic low angle on a creepy farmhouse. 167 00:08:02,044 --> 00:08:04,171 We crane up to reveal the night sky. 168 00:08:04,255 --> 00:08:06,424 A UFO enters from screen left. 169 00:08:07,717 --> 00:08:09,927 Prop master! A UFO enters! 170 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:13,431 [Eli imitating space ship] 171 00:08:13,514 --> 00:08:14,890 Oh, yeah, this is so good. 172 00:08:14,974 --> 00:08:16,642 And... enter DJ Kleb! 173 00:08:17,059 --> 00:08:19,645 Someone call about a radioactive... 174 00:08:22,189 --> 00:08:23,190 canine? 175 00:08:23,482 --> 00:08:25,318 And... action, Luug! 176 00:08:27,194 --> 00:08:29,572 Hello? I said "action"! 177 00:08:29,655 --> 00:08:32,700 Ow! Hey, watch it, dude! I'm the director, okay? 178 00:08:32,783 --> 00:08:33,951 I'm irreplaceable. 179 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:36,996 Okay, bring in the radioactive laser beaming space dog. 180 00:08:37,079 --> 00:08:40,541 -[barking] -[Chompsky speaking gibberish] 181 00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:44,795 -[growling] -[Toby screaming] 182 00:08:45,296 --> 00:08:47,006 -[growling] -[Chompsky shouting] 183 00:08:47,089 --> 00:08:48,924 -[grunts] -[Luug whines] 184 00:08:49,008 --> 00:08:50,801 Luug, this is not what we rehearsed! 185 00:08:50,885 --> 00:08:52,720 [Chompsky hooting] 186 00:08:52,803 --> 00:08:55,598 [humming, kissing] 187 00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:59,060 [speaking gibberish, yells] 188 00:08:59,143 --> 00:09:01,937 I'm running a set here, people, not a daycare. 189 00:09:02,271 --> 00:09:04,065 At this rate, we're gonna go way over budget. 190 00:09:04,148 --> 00:09:05,399 But there is no budget. 191 00:09:05,483 --> 00:09:07,652 Don't make me replace you, Eli. 192 00:09:07,735 --> 00:09:09,236 You can't replace me! 193 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:13,199 I'm already doing sound, special effects, props, and I wrote the script. 194 00:09:13,532 --> 00:09:14,742 Oh, right. 195 00:09:14,825 --> 00:09:20,456 Hmm... 196 00:09:20,539 --> 00:09:22,875 mm... mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 197 00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:24,251 Mm, okay, you're rehired. 198 00:09:24,335 --> 00:09:27,004 Now, back to places, people, before we lose more light. 199 00:09:27,672 --> 00:09:28,923 I've always wanted to say that. 200 00:09:29,256 --> 00:09:31,842 [Gwendolyn] How marvelous! 201 00:09:31,926 --> 00:09:34,595 What a beautiful planet you've chosen, Stuey. 202 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:37,098 -Exceptional taste. -Thank you. 203 00:09:37,181 --> 00:09:41,560 And dance lessons, what a romantic idea. 204 00:09:41,644 --> 00:09:46,273 Although I would much prefer to grab a bite. 205 00:09:46,357 --> 00:09:48,484 -[chomping] -Yeah, yeah. Maybe later. 206 00:09:48,567 --> 00:09:49,944 Uh... [laughs nervously] 207 00:09:51,195 --> 00:09:54,115 Ready to move and groove, Varvatos? 208 00:09:54,198 --> 00:09:55,449 -Whoopsie-daisy! -Oh! 209 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:58,327 -Oh, my! -[Vex] Clumsy Varvatos! 210 00:09:58,411 --> 00:10:02,039 He seems to have broken your looking devices beyond repair. 211 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:05,000 Oh, my vision's a bit blurry without them. 212 00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:06,377 [Vex chuckles] 213 00:10:06,544 --> 00:10:07,628 [whispers] Glorious. 214 00:10:07,712 --> 00:10:10,965 Fortunately, you don't need to see to move your body! 215 00:10:11,173 --> 00:10:13,676 That'll be dance lesson number one for ya. 216 00:10:13,759 --> 00:10:17,138 Nancy, thanks for joining Varvatos and his friends 217 00:10:17,221 --> 00:10:19,682 on this platonic excursion. 218 00:10:19,974 --> 00:10:21,726 [Nancy giggles] My pleasure. 219 00:10:22,017 --> 00:10:24,228 Always nice to spend time with friends. 220 00:10:24,311 --> 00:10:25,604 I got you, Mrs. Domzalski. 221 00:10:25,688 --> 00:10:29,316 You know, one time, I got caught TP-ing an old folks' home, 222 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,402 and they made me host Mahjong Night. 223 00:10:31,485 --> 00:10:34,905 So, Varvatos, how are things going with Nancy? 224 00:10:34,989 --> 00:10:36,365 Have you told her you like her yet? 225 00:10:36,449 --> 00:10:41,036 Peh! Varvatos refuses to busy himself with the frivolity of emotion. 226 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,580 A fearless warrior such as-- 227 00:10:42,663 --> 00:10:45,207 [imitating Vex] Fearless warriors aren't afraid... 228 00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:48,502 [normal voice] of little old ladies or feelings. 229 00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:49,587 Tell her. 230 00:10:50,212 --> 00:10:52,381 [upbeat music playing] 231 00:10:53,966 --> 00:10:56,177 ♪ Lonely ♪ 232 00:10:56,886 --> 00:10:59,930 ♪ That was my name ♪ 233 00:11:05,519 --> 00:11:06,479 [glass shatters] 234 00:11:08,481 --> 00:11:09,940 [hawk screeches] 235 00:11:10,399 --> 00:11:11,275 ♪ Mambo! ♪ 236 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,778 Is everybody ready? 237 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,821 [chuckles] Oh, good! 238 00:11:15,905 --> 00:11:17,865 First, use your feet. 239 00:11:18,073 --> 00:11:21,035 Then step left and step right. 240 00:11:21,118 --> 00:11:23,370 Cross your feet, cross your legs. 241 00:11:23,454 --> 00:11:24,872 -[groaning] -Ow! Ugh! 242 00:11:24,955 --> 00:11:26,957 ♪ Que rico, mambo ♪ 243 00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:30,002 Now, grab your partner's hand. 244 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,129 [music continues] 245 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:37,760 -Huh? -And put your other hand on their hips. 246 00:11:38,385 --> 00:11:40,304 [Nancy giggles] Oh! Ooh, that's good! 247 00:11:40,387 --> 00:11:41,680 Bring them in close. 248 00:11:42,056 --> 00:11:42,932 [slippers squeak] 249 00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:44,600 What? [grunts] 250 00:11:44,683 --> 00:11:46,894 [Nancy laughs] Oh! You're doing so good. 251 00:11:46,977 --> 00:11:48,562 [Steve groaning] 252 00:11:48,646 --> 00:11:49,813 I can't feel my legs. 253 00:11:49,897 --> 00:11:53,400 -[Nancy] Now, let's spice things up! -Oh, God! 254 00:11:53,484 --> 00:11:55,277 -[Nancy] Switch partners. -[Steve groans] 255 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,071 May I? 256 00:11:58,989 --> 00:12:01,408 -Yes! -[Stuart shouting] 257 00:12:01,492 --> 00:12:04,119 Oh, what wonderful tones. 258 00:12:04,203 --> 00:12:07,498 Did this one ever tell you what a crooner he was? 259 00:12:07,581 --> 00:12:10,793 Stuey, sing our song. 260 00:12:10,876 --> 00:12:13,295 No, that's okay. I don't like-- Really. 261 00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:16,131 Pwease, for me? 262 00:12:16,215 --> 00:12:18,342 -My pipes are a bit rusty-- -I said sing the song! 263 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:21,762 [singing in alien language] 264 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:28,060 [Nancy] Now switch partners! 265 00:12:28,143 --> 00:12:29,270 Eeeh! 266 00:12:29,353 --> 00:12:31,855 See? You don't need to be afraid of Gwendolyn. 267 00:12:31,939 --> 00:12:35,317 -She is lively! -Yeah, and I just wanna stay a-lively. 268 00:12:35,401 --> 00:12:36,777 Alive. I-- Alive. 269 00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:37,820 [grunts] 270 00:12:37,903 --> 00:12:40,447 Another dancey, dear Nancy? 271 00:12:40,531 --> 00:12:43,909 Hey, what do you say we revisit the K-I-S-S-I-N-G tree, 272 00:12:43,993 --> 00:12:45,911 then head to Benoit's for a milkshake? 273 00:12:45,995 --> 00:12:47,705 A kissing tree? 274 00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:50,624 I've never heard of such a thing. 275 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:55,504 Oh, I would love to explore it with my Stuey... 276 00:12:55,588 --> 00:12:56,755 alone. 277 00:12:56,839 --> 00:12:58,299 Oh, who cares? 278 00:12:58,382 --> 00:13:00,551 You've seen one tree, you've seen them all, haven't you? 279 00:13:00,634 --> 00:13:03,596 Go on, Stuart. Some alone time will really help you reconnect. 280 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:07,433 Come on, my yummy widdle honeycake. 281 00:13:07,516 --> 00:13:09,393 [echoing] Why don't we all go, yes? Nancy? Aja? 282 00:13:09,476 --> 00:13:11,395 Oh, but that would kill the romance. 283 00:13:11,604 --> 00:13:13,981 -[Stuart] Better the romance than me! -[Gwendolyn] Ta-ta! 284 00:13:14,064 --> 00:13:18,360 If Stuart and Gwendolyn get back together, they can be Gwooart. 285 00:13:18,444 --> 00:13:21,989 -Or wait. Stendolyn! -Yeah, sure, what-- uh, whatever. 286 00:13:22,072 --> 00:13:24,450 -Heh. I don't know. -What's going on, Steve? 287 00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:27,494 You've been acting like a snackbutt all day. 288 00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:30,372 Well, most of the time you're running from Kubritz 289 00:13:30,456 --> 00:13:32,124 or bounty hunters or whatever. 290 00:13:32,207 --> 00:13:34,209 And when we finally have a bit of downtime, 291 00:13:34,293 --> 00:13:37,671 we're dancing with giant alie-- Garbanzo ladies or something. 292 00:13:37,755 --> 00:13:39,423 All we ever do is Akiridion stuff. 293 00:13:39,506 --> 00:13:41,050 I'm an Akiridion, Steve. 294 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:43,385 -Is that a problem? -A moment, Nancy. 295 00:13:43,469 --> 00:13:48,098 There's something Varvatos needs to get off his wrinkly chest. 296 00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:53,437 He wishes for us to see each other. 297 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,564 Uh... see each other? 298 00:13:55,648 --> 00:13:57,358 [chuckles] What Varvatos-- 299 00:13:57,441 --> 00:14:00,778 What I'm trying to say is... [clears throat] 300 00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:02,905 I'm having a lovely time. 301 00:14:02,988 --> 00:14:04,531 Oh, that's so good to hear. 302 00:14:04,615 --> 00:14:06,742 I can't wait to tell Phil. 303 00:14:06,909 --> 00:14:09,578 We've been dating for a while now. 304 00:14:09,995 --> 00:14:12,206 Phil's open and honest... 305 00:14:12,289 --> 00:14:13,957 [Phil cackling] 306 00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,293 Looks like I stole your queen, Varvatos. 307 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,878 Checkmate, buttwrinkle! 308 00:14:17,961 --> 00:14:21,423 [evil laugh echoes] 309 00:14:21,924 --> 00:14:24,718 [Nancy] He's more than a chess player to me. 310 00:14:24,802 --> 00:14:26,387 -[groaning] -[Nancy gasps] 311 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,222 -Are you okay? -Yes. 312 00:14:28,597 --> 00:14:31,058 [Gwendolyn] Isn't it divine? 313 00:14:32,059 --> 00:14:33,769 You know, it really kind of is. 314 00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:36,522 Should we, uh, do as the humans do? 315 00:14:36,855 --> 00:14:38,357 Carve our initials, huh? 316 00:14:38,607 --> 00:14:40,567 Here, let me help you with that claw. 317 00:14:42,152 --> 00:14:43,028 [Stuart] Oh, my... 318 00:14:43,487 --> 00:14:48,617 I've missed that pungent, Durian scent of yours. 319 00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:51,286 Oh... you're the only one who's ever liked it. 320 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:53,664 It turns out my friends, they were right. 321 00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:54,999 You're not a killer. 322 00:14:55,624 --> 00:14:58,127 You're a thief, because Gwendolyn, my darling... 323 00:14:58,669 --> 00:14:59,878 you've stolen my heart. 324 00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:02,339 What do you say we give us another chance, hmm? 325 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:07,177 -I'd say that would ruin my engagement. -Your-- Your what? 326 00:15:07,261 --> 00:15:10,389 -Your engagement? Ahh! -You know how simple the rules are. 327 00:15:10,472 --> 00:15:14,518 Gorbons must mate for life or consume their ex. 328 00:15:14,601 --> 00:15:18,897 -I can't marry him until you're digested. -[screaming] 329 00:15:18,981 --> 00:15:21,567 His name is Theodore of Territora. 330 00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:26,405 He's an accountant and he's not afraid of commitment, 331 00:15:26,488 --> 00:15:28,699 unlike some Durians! 332 00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:30,159 -[whimpering] Eeeh! -[roars] 333 00:15:30,242 --> 00:15:33,037 I'm not afraid of commitment, I'm afraid of dying. Ah! 334 00:15:33,287 --> 00:15:35,539 You're so cute when you're scared. 335 00:15:35,622 --> 00:15:37,124 I could just eat you up. 336 00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:40,419 And now I think I will! [roars] 337 00:15:41,045 --> 00:15:43,797 We're having our first fight. Is that human enough for you? 338 00:15:43,881 --> 00:15:46,425 I like that you're an Akiridion. 339 00:15:46,508 --> 00:15:48,010 I like you just the way you are. 340 00:15:48,093 --> 00:15:50,804 But why can't we just do something that's just us, 341 00:15:50,888 --> 00:15:53,098 like go on an Earth date for once? 342 00:15:53,182 --> 00:15:57,269 Oh, right, because you think "alien dates are weird." 343 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,855 -[Gwendolyn roars] -[Stuart] Hooo! 344 00:15:59,938 --> 00:16:01,690 -Okay, that's kind of weird. -[Vex] Quickly! 345 00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:06,236 Before love's grasp rips Stuart limb from slimy limb, 346 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,323 like it's already done to Varvatos. [sighs] 347 00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:14,036 You know what doesn't attack you? Milkshakes! 348 00:16:14,119 --> 00:16:14,953 [barking] 349 00:16:15,037 --> 00:16:18,707 I might not be from this neck of the universe, Luugasaurus, 350 00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:21,543 but that won't stop me from defending it! 351 00:16:21,627 --> 00:16:24,630 -[whining] -[screaming] 352 00:16:24,713 --> 00:16:29,426 Okay, DJ Kleb's in pain, he's in pain, he's hurting. 353 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:30,469 Is this the end? 354 00:16:30,552 --> 00:16:31,595 Give me more pain. 355 00:16:31,804 --> 00:16:34,181 And... action, Luugasaurus! 356 00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:35,724 [screaming continues] 357 00:16:35,808 --> 00:16:37,893 [laughing] Yeah! Yeah! 358 00:16:38,143 --> 00:16:40,729 -DJ Kleb is... -[Luug whining] 359 00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:41,772 -Line! -Ugh! 360 00:16:41,855 --> 00:16:44,358 Cut, cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut it! 361 00:16:44,441 --> 00:16:47,778 -"DJ Kleb is here to party." -But would my character say that? 362 00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:50,072 Would he be looking to party during a fight? 363 00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:53,450 -But it's your catchphrase. -Just trust the process, Krel. 364 00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:55,744 -[Aja] Krel! -Is it urgent, Aja? 365 00:16:55,828 --> 00:16:58,413 Stuart was right about his ex-girlfriend. 366 00:16:58,831 --> 00:17:00,082 She's a monster! 367 00:17:00,165 --> 00:17:03,293 Bring your serrator before Stuart becomes Gwendolyn's dessert. 368 00:17:03,377 --> 00:17:04,962 Can we pick this up tomorrow? 369 00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:08,674 There's a man-hungry Gorbon I have to slay in the middle of the forest right now. 370 00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:11,677 [gasps] A man-hungry Gorbon? 371 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,178 Imagine the production value! 372 00:17:13,262 --> 00:17:14,972 Uh, sorry, Luug. You've been recast. 373 00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:16,890 We just decided to go in a different direction. 374 00:17:16,974 --> 00:17:18,183 [whining] 375 00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:20,102 [burps, farts] 376 00:17:20,185 --> 00:17:21,103 [sighs] 377 00:17:21,645 --> 00:17:23,981 -[Stuart screaming] -[Vex] Put your date down! 378 00:17:24,064 --> 00:17:27,985 [grunting] I told you she was a man-eater! 379 00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:30,445 -[Vex roaring] -[Stuart screams] 380 00:17:30,529 --> 00:17:32,156 Ah! [groans] 381 00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:33,824 Ow! 382 00:17:34,032 --> 00:17:34,867 [Stuart shouting] 383 00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:35,826 [serrator blasts] 384 00:17:35,909 --> 00:17:36,827 [growls] 385 00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:39,705 Let go of my friend! 386 00:17:39,788 --> 00:17:41,957 That's the problem. I can't! 387 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:46,920 My love life must continue, and it can't until he's gone. 388 00:17:47,504 --> 00:17:49,423 [Stuart screaming] 389 00:17:51,842 --> 00:17:55,053 -[Steve] Oh, no! -Can anyone tell me what's going on? 390 00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:56,889 Uh, wait here, Mrs. Domzalski. 391 00:17:57,514 --> 00:17:58,765 [serrator charges] 392 00:18:01,185 --> 00:18:02,186 Ow! 393 00:18:05,647 --> 00:18:07,524 Maybe we could just talk about this? 394 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,401 I don't talk, I eat! 395 00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:11,653 Die, creeper! 396 00:18:11,945 --> 00:18:14,615 -Yah! -[snarls] 397 00:18:14,698 --> 00:18:16,450 Oh, no. [screams] 398 00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:19,036 -[snarls] -Kleb! 399 00:18:19,912 --> 00:18:20,913 [gasps, grunts] 400 00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:23,665 -Oh, Kleb. -Down the hatch! 401 00:18:23,749 --> 00:18:26,126 [screaming] I'm too young to die! 402 00:18:27,211 --> 00:18:31,381 No need to fear, DJ Kleb is almost here! 403 00:18:31,465 --> 00:18:32,424 [Toby laughs] 404 00:18:32,507 --> 00:18:36,094 This is magic, baby! Pure mag-- Ah! 405 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,138 We're good. We're good, people. 406 00:18:38,222 --> 00:18:39,598 Let's-- Let's move locations. 407 00:18:39,681 --> 00:18:41,683 -[snarling] -[Stuart echoes] Oh, it's dark. 408 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:42,726 Dark and damp. 409 00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:44,561 Hang on, is that Daryl? 410 00:18:44,895 --> 00:18:46,813 You told me you and Daryl were just friends! 411 00:18:46,897 --> 00:18:49,983 [Vex] Don't worry, Stuart! [shouting] 412 00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:52,027 [screaming] 413 00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:53,445 I've got you! 414 00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:55,030 Glorious! 415 00:18:55,113 --> 00:18:56,573 [Steve groaning] 416 00:18:57,991 --> 00:18:59,910 Die, creeper! 417 00:19:00,118 --> 00:19:01,161 Yah! 418 00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:02,287 [grunts, screaming] 419 00:19:02,537 --> 00:19:03,872 [Krel shouting] 420 00:19:03,956 --> 00:19:05,624 [Toby] And... action! 421 00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,919 -Krel! -Ah! Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! 422 00:19:09,002 --> 00:19:14,174 -[roars] -DJ Kleb is here to party! 423 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:15,926 [Stuart grunts] 424 00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:20,097 That was amazing! [laughs] 425 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,473 I have a catchphrase! 426 00:19:21,556 --> 00:19:22,933 [stammering] And friends! 427 00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:24,893 Get out of the shot, Nana! 428 00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:27,229 Oh, hello, Toby Pie! 429 00:19:27,479 --> 00:19:28,313 Wait, Nana? 430 00:19:28,397 --> 00:19:30,774 [groaning] 431 00:19:30,983 --> 00:19:32,567 No! No! 432 00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:34,486 [gasps] Oh! 433 00:19:34,569 --> 00:19:36,196 Oh, thank you, Steve. 434 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,990 We are so gonna win this contest. 435 00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:40,659 And then the People's Selection Awards. And then... 436 00:19:40,742 --> 00:19:44,496 Oh, no. Guys, think I ran out of tape. 437 00:19:44,579 --> 00:19:46,790 I told you we should have shot on digital. 438 00:19:47,332 --> 00:19:49,001 [snarling] 439 00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:51,378 No. Gwendolyn, please, please. 440 00:19:51,461 --> 00:19:52,963 Must you seriously devour me? 441 00:19:53,046 --> 00:19:57,968 Destroying you is the only way to forget about our time together. 442 00:19:58,051 --> 00:20:00,721 But you don't need to forget the past to have a future. 443 00:20:00,804 --> 00:20:02,556 Some memories are worth holding onto. 444 00:20:02,806 --> 00:20:04,683 I-- I held onto this. 445 00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:07,227 You-- You kept our snorfing pot? 446 00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:09,313 Yeah, of course I did. [sniffles] 447 00:20:09,396 --> 00:20:10,605 Remember when we made it? 448 00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:13,066 Oh, how could I forget? 449 00:20:13,317 --> 00:20:16,445 You kept getting clay on your nose. [giggles] 450 00:20:16,528 --> 00:20:19,323 -[laughing] Yeah. -[laughing] Oh, yeah! Yeah, I did. 451 00:20:19,406 --> 00:20:21,491 You see? We had some happy times. 452 00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:24,953 I kept this as a reminder of you, of us. 453 00:20:25,037 --> 00:20:26,455 [both] Snorf, snorf. 454 00:20:26,538 --> 00:20:28,498 [both laughing] 455 00:20:28,582 --> 00:20:30,709 Hey, let's not finish as enemies, huh? 456 00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:31,626 -[snarls] -Eeeh! 457 00:20:32,085 --> 00:20:33,253 -Oh, my gosh. -No! 458 00:20:33,337 --> 00:20:35,589 -What the...? -[whimpering] 459 00:20:37,507 --> 00:20:38,342 [gulps] 460 00:20:38,425 --> 00:20:39,593 That's what I needed. 461 00:20:39,676 --> 00:20:42,637 Yep, devouring that snorfing pot was just like devouring 462 00:20:42,721 --> 00:20:44,389 all our memories together. 463 00:20:44,473 --> 00:20:47,768 All those, ugh, feelings for... [coughs] you. 464 00:20:47,851 --> 00:20:50,062 Just... Yep, yep, yep, you're gone. 465 00:20:50,145 --> 00:20:51,605 You're dead to me. [laughs] 466 00:20:51,688 --> 00:20:54,566 I mean, I can't believe we even dated. 467 00:20:54,649 --> 00:20:57,235 I am so far out of your solar system. 468 00:20:57,319 --> 00:20:59,321 Hey! I was gonna suggest we remain friends-- 469 00:20:59,404 --> 00:21:00,739 Uh, sure. Uh-huh. 470 00:21:00,822 --> 00:21:02,240 I'll text you... or something. 471 00:21:02,741 --> 00:21:04,993 You know what sounds good right now? 472 00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:07,829 [Douxie] One sweetheart milkshake with two straws. 473 00:21:07,913 --> 00:21:09,998 -Bon appétit. -There are bones in this? 474 00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:11,833 Move along, garçon. 475 00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:14,086 See? [slurps] 476 00:21:14,169 --> 00:21:15,462 This is a date. 477 00:21:15,629 --> 00:21:17,339 You know, it's kind of nice. 478 00:21:17,422 --> 00:21:20,550 Sure, it's not as exciting as your Akiridion adventures, 479 00:21:20,634 --> 00:21:23,178 or slimy, or noisy, or stinky-- 480 00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:24,137 Point taken. 481 00:21:24,304 --> 00:21:29,226 And I agree, we should be doing more Earth stuff, just us. 482 00:21:29,309 --> 00:21:33,188 But I'm an Akiridion, Steve, and I can't change that. 483 00:21:33,271 --> 00:21:34,606 [Steve] Yeah, of course not. 484 00:21:34,689 --> 00:21:38,985 You're amazing, but I'm human, and I can't change that. 485 00:21:39,069 --> 00:21:42,072 Unless, you know, I'm bitten by a radioactive beetle or something, 486 00:21:42,155 --> 00:21:43,448 which would be totally cool. 487 00:21:43,532 --> 00:21:45,659 Think of all the-- Wait, what were we talking about? 488 00:21:45,742 --> 00:21:50,330 Steve... [laughs] you're amazing, too, just the way you are. 489 00:21:50,414 --> 00:21:54,084 Hey, tomorrow night, you should come over for dinner. 490 00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:55,293 Me? For dinner? 491 00:21:55,877 --> 00:21:57,170 Oh, for dinner! 492 00:21:57,254 --> 00:22:00,257 [both laughing] 493 00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,675 I'm still not sure. 494 00:22:02,676 --> 00:22:06,763 Royal targets are present and accounted for on Earth. 495 00:22:06,930 --> 00:22:10,225 Superior work, Gwendolyn of Gorbon. 496 00:22:10,308 --> 00:22:12,644 Shall I crush them for you, sir? 497 00:22:12,727 --> 00:22:14,146 That is not required. 498 00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:18,650 What I have planned for them will be far more excruciating. 499 00:22:19,776 --> 00:22:22,779 [theme music playing]