1 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:06,501 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 2 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:14,920 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 3 00:00:15,010 --> 00:00:18,470 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 4 00:00:18,550 --> 00:00:22,340 ♪ This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day ♪ 5 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:25,920 ♪ Every single episode Is nothing but dismay ♪ 6 00:00:26,010 --> 00:00:31,260 ♪ So look away Look away, look away ♪ 7 00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:34,340 ♪ The Baudelaires are living With a man who studies snakes ♪ 8 00:00:34,420 --> 00:00:38,130 ♪ He's jolly and he's secretive And makes a few mistakes ♪ 9 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:41,210 ♪ Spoiler alert A villain comes to steal and murder ♪ 10 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:45,840 ♪ And so if I were you I wouldn't even watch one minute further ♪ 11 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:50,290 ♪ Just look away, look away ♪ 12 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:54,080 ♪ There's nothing but horror And inconvenience on the way ♪ 13 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:57,130 ♪ Ask any stable person "Should I watch?" And they will say ♪ 14 00:00:57,210 --> 00:01:01,920 ♪ Look away, look away, look away ♪ 15 00:01:02,010 --> 00:01:05,800 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 16 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:09,330 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 17 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:13,290 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 18 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,090 [typing] 19 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:29,750 [typewriter dings] 20 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,090 [broken-hearted crocodile] Woe is me. Woe is me. 21 00:01:33,170 --> 00:01:36,080 The cry you're hearing is that of the broken-hearted crocodile. 22 00:01:36,170 --> 00:01:40,710 It is a rare species of reptile found in swampy regions that are particularly sad. 23 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,430 [broken-hearted crocodile] Woe is me. Woe is me. 24 00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:45,050 My name is Lemony Snicket, 25 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:47,250 and it is my sworn duty to carefully research 26 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,260 the dire plight of the Baudelaire orphans. 27 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:51,300 But there is no reason for you to make yourself 28 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:53,920 as miserable and melancholy as I am. 29 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,710 If I were you, I would look away 30 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,590 before viewing any of the horrible and horrifying events 31 00:01:59,670 --> 00:02:05,290 that comprise this ghastly new episode... in the Baudelaires' unfortunate lives. 32 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:08,500 It's a brand-new episode in your lives, Baudelaires. 33 00:02:08,590 --> 00:02:11,590 In a few minutes you'll be meeting your new guardian, Dr. Montgomery. 34 00:02:11,670 --> 00:02:13,080 He's your closest living relative 35 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:15,380 and apparently should've been your guardian all along, 36 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:17,040 according to your deceased parents' will. 37 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:20,380 I'm beginning to think it was a mistake to listen to that oddly-dressed consultant 38 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:23,790 who walked into my office with no references and no identification, 39 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,420 and who suggested that I place you in Count Olaf's care. 40 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:28,680 My siblings and I wholeheartedly agree. 41 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:33,540 My recently-rehired secretary Jacquelyn 42 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:35,170 is nervous that Count Olaf is still at large, 43 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:38,010 but I don't think Olaf will be able to find you way out here. 44 00:02:38,090 --> 00:02:40,840 Oh, look, there's an easy-to-read sign for Lousy Lane. 45 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:44,380 [Lemony] The Baudelaire orphans more than wholeheartedly agreed. 46 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:47,040 And living with Count Olaf had been more than a mistake. 47 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:50,000 It had been a disaster. It had been a catastrophe. 48 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:51,340 And the worst of it 49 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:53,790 was that the villainous Count Olaf was still at large, 50 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:57,040 a phrase which here means that the authorities had not caught him 51 00:02:57,130 --> 00:03:00,170 and would not catch him for a very long time. 52 00:03:00,260 --> 00:03:02,970 By the way, the police tell me they feel very confident 53 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,300 that Count Olaf will be caught in no time at all. 54 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:06,380 Ah, here's the turn. 55 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:09,880 [Lemony] Lousy Lane is perhaps the most unpleasant lane in the world. 56 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,920 It runs past an orchard of trees which once produced apples so sour, 57 00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:16,640 one only had to look at them to feel ill. 58 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:18,960 And it encircles a horseradish factory, 59 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:22,800 so the entire area smells bitter and strong. 60 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:23,920 [sniffs] 61 00:03:24,010 --> 00:03:25,510 [clears throat and coughs] 62 00:03:25,590 --> 00:03:26,680 [Mr. Poe coughs] 63 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,680 Uh, what... what is that smell? 64 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:34,590 [continues coughing] It's ginger, I believe. We're here. 65 00:03:40,710 --> 00:03:44,830 How exactly is Dr. Montgomery related to us? 66 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,920 [Mr. Poe] Dr. Montgomery is, let me see, 67 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:50,470 your late father's cousin's wife's brother. 68 00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:52,340 That probably explains why you never met him. 69 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,340 Come along, Violet. 70 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:09,290 What do we call him? I mean, he's not exactly our uncle. 71 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:10,790 You can call him Dr. Montgomery, 72 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,710 unless he asks you to call him by his first name, 73 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,340 in which case you'll call him Montgomery. 74 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,920 -His name is Montgomery Montgomery? -Yes, yes. 75 00:04:18,010 --> 00:04:21,140 And I'm sure he's very sensitive about that, so please don't ridicule him. 76 00:04:21,210 --> 00:04:23,830 -"Ridicule" means "tease." -We know what ridicule means. 77 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:27,330 [coughs] I can... I can still smell that ginger. 78 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:29,790 I hope Dr. Montgomery is a decent person. 79 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,080 [doorbell rings] 80 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:34,830 Hello, hello, hello. 81 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,750 -You must be the Baudelaires. -Yes. 82 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:42,010 Well, this is perfect timing because I have just finished frosting 83 00:04:42,090 --> 00:04:44,010 this delicious coconut cream cake. 84 00:04:44,090 --> 00:04:46,760 Take a fork, take a fork, take a fork. 85 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:49,680 -Nice to meet you, Dr. Montgomery. -Please, call me Monty. 86 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,220 I don't like fancy titles unless they get me a discount at the movies. 87 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:55,090 [gasps] Do you like going to the movies? 88 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,880 Very much. But our parents didn't take us very often. 89 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,750 Well, we are going to go a lot. 90 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:04,180 To some very important and very special films. 91 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,300 What is your favorite movie? 92 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:08,380 Um, Dawn Patrol, the 1938 version. 93 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:09,920 It was your father's favorite, too. 94 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:13,090 Well, let's not stand out here. Come in! 95 00:05:13,170 --> 00:05:14,420 -Let's go. -[Sunny fussing] 96 00:05:14,510 --> 00:05:16,300 Come along. Yes, we're going. 97 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:19,960 [Monty] Now you must be Violet, the inventor. 98 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:22,640 And you are Klaus, the reader. 99 00:05:22,710 --> 00:05:26,830 Your mother was so proud of your voracious intellectual appetites. 100 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:30,510 And you must be Sunny. 101 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:31,840 Would you like a piece of cake? 102 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,830 My sister prefers very hard food. 103 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,540 Ah. Well, that is unusual for a baby. 104 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:39,830 But not so unusual for many snakes. 105 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,540 Perhaps Sunny would prefer a raw carrot? 106 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:51,590 Well, that leaves one extra slice of cake. 107 00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:53,000 Hmm... 108 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:57,330 I know. I'll eat it myself. 109 00:05:57,420 --> 00:05:58,880 [chuckles] I'm just kidding, just kidding, 110 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,750 Mr. Poe of Mulctuary Money Management, you are welcome to a slice of cake. 111 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,550 No, I should be getting back to the bank soon. [coughs] 112 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:08,670 Besides, coconut leaves a funny feeling in my mouth. 113 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,180 If you need anything, remember, you can always reach me-- 114 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:13,590 They won't need anything from you, Mr. Poe. 115 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:15,710 They're finally in my care, 116 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,510 and I will dedicate myself to their safety, comfort and happiness 117 00:06:18,590 --> 00:06:22,590 as enthusiastically as I have dedicated myself to this coconut cream cake. 118 00:06:22,670 --> 00:06:24,710 Our parents' fortune can't be used until Violet comes of age. 119 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,050 Klaus, don't be rude. 120 00:06:26,130 --> 00:06:28,130 Though, legally, he's correct about the fortune. 121 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:30,880 I don't give a fig about the Baudelaire fortune, Mr. Poe, 122 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,250 what with my salary from the Herpetological Society. 123 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:38,300 But, as a scientist... I do admire your skepticism, Klaus. 124 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:40,960 It's understandable after what you children have been through. 125 00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:44,970 Ah, that unpleasantness with Count Olaf. No need to scare the man. 126 00:06:45,050 --> 00:06:47,720 -[iguana clock screeching] -[screams] 127 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:49,970 Terribly sorry, Mr. Poe. 128 00:06:50,050 --> 00:06:52,510 My screeching iguana clock does tend to startle some people. 129 00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:55,510 But then, so, of course, does the screeching iguana. 130 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:57,890 -I think I'll see myself out. -Capital idea. 131 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,290 Bye, Mr. Poe. 132 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:01,330 Bye. 133 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,580 Goodbye, children. Remember you can reach me 134 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:04,960 at Mulctuary Money Management if you need me for anything. 135 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,340 Just don't forget to call-- 136 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:11,080 I'm terribly sorry if I was rude to him, children, 137 00:07:11,170 --> 00:07:15,250 but, frankly, that man ruffles my scales. 138 00:07:15,340 --> 00:07:17,760 "Unpleasantness with Count Olaf," he says, 139 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:22,550 when Mr. Poe is the very reason you were put with Count Olaf in the first place. 140 00:07:23,130 --> 00:07:27,080 Well, not to worry. You're finally safe now, children, 141 00:07:27,170 --> 00:07:28,540 just as your parents wanted. 142 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:30,250 Actually, Dr. Montgomery-- 143 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:32,140 -Monty. -Monty-- 144 00:07:32,210 --> 00:07:35,460 Uncle Monty, I hope, once you get used to me. 145 00:07:35,550 --> 00:07:38,340 Monty, our parents never mentioned you. 146 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:39,710 Really? 147 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,340 Really. 148 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,500 Dr. Montgomery Montgomery? 149 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,960 Renowned scientist? 150 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,420 Herpetologist? 151 00:07:51,210 --> 00:07:52,420 Hmm. 152 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:55,050 That is astonishing. 153 00:07:56,590 --> 00:08:00,550 Follow me. Now, your parents and I practically grew up together. 154 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:03,170 I can't believe your parents never told you about me. 155 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,430 I loved them dearly. Look, here's a picture of us. 156 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:10,330 -There's no one in that picture. -[Monty] We're locked inside the piano. 157 00:08:11,210 --> 00:08:13,000 Ah, we were so young. 158 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:17,010 Well, it seems that some proper introductions need to be made. 159 00:08:17,090 --> 00:08:19,300 Do you know what "herpetology" means? 160 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,920 Well, "ology" always means "the study of--" 161 00:08:22,010 --> 00:08:25,300 Snakes. Snakes, snakes, snakes. That's what I study. 162 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:29,580 I circle the globe in search of a creature who can encircle a globe. 163 00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:31,210 Oh, don't worry about your dishes. 164 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:33,640 Just leave them anywhere. Gustav will wash them up. 165 00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:36,540 Uh... Gustav! 166 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:38,290 Oh, drat. 167 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:39,330 What? 168 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,840 I forgot all about Gustav. 169 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,930 He was my assistant for many years, 170 00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:49,510 then he left me a quite unexpected letter of resignation just yesterday morning. 171 00:08:49,590 --> 00:08:53,180 Quite surprising, really. Well, no matter what. 172 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:57,390 Who needs an assistant when I have three charming Baudelaire bambinis 173 00:08:57,460 --> 00:08:59,420 to help me with my research? 174 00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:00,800 Bambini? 175 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,750 Bambini. It's Italian for "children." 176 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,550 [chuckles] Why, I'm so giddy having you here 177 00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:07,330 that I might as well be talking gibberish. 178 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:09,080 Now, Baudelaires, 179 00:09:09,170 --> 00:09:12,670 I am about to show you one of the most important scientific collections 180 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,050 in the history of the world. 181 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:16,750 Spies and rivals in the world of herpetology 182 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:18,470 would eat nine garter snakes 183 00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:21,430 to get a glimpse of the wonders inside this room. 184 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:26,260 This door has been installed with top-of-the-line security system. 185 00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:28,050 [whirring] 186 00:09:28,130 --> 00:09:31,710 You can't get inside unless you have 19 keys, three combinations, 187 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,180 two fingerprints and one optical scan. 188 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:38,590 Or, as I share with my most trusted associates... 189 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:41,330 by turning this doorknob... 190 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:43,260 right here. 191 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,670 -[insects chirping] -[frogs croaking] 192 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,260 This is the Reptile Room. 193 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,170 Feel free to explore. 194 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,540 Here is the lizard wing... 195 00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:59,540 -and here... is a winged lizard. -[lizard chittering] 196 00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:05,040 Now, see his yellow-striped belly, a sign of camouflage and cowardice. 197 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:06,290 Can it really fly? 198 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:07,750 He can fly on cue. 199 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,140 Fly! 200 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:13,290 [Sunny cooing] 201 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:18,970 [Sunny gasps] 202 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:25,720 And here... we have the dissonant tortoises, 203 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:30,640 soothed only by the music of Alexander Scriabin or early Sonic Youth. 204 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:35,790 This, my dears, is my most recent discovery. 205 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,830 The crown jewel of the Montgomery Reptile Collection. 206 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:43,250 I discovered him on a recent journey and I brought him under cover of night 207 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:45,140 and a very large hat. 208 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:48,750 Because next month, I am going to present him 209 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:54,260 to the Herpetological Society as my new discovery. 210 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,830 -I discovered him, so I got to name him. -[hissing] 211 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:02,960 [babbles] 212 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:04,300 What is it called? 213 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:07,040 The incredibly deadly viper. 214 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,210 [Violet screams] 215 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:14,460 [Lemony] One thing that I have found is that 216 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:17,050 when the story of the Baudelaires becomes too upsetting for me, 217 00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:19,380 when it becomes absolutely overwhelming, 218 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:22,000 it is useful to stop for a moment of contemplation, 219 00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:25,890 uh, with a cup of tea or some other powerful beverage. 220 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,750 However, I can sip my tea knowing that Sunny Baudelaire 221 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,510 absolutely survives this particular incident. 222 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:35,550 It is Dr. Montgomery, however, who ends up dead, although not yet. 223 00:11:35,630 --> 00:11:37,830 Anyways, apologies for the interruption. 224 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:39,920 Cheers. 225 00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:43,340 -[Monty laughing] -Do something! 226 00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:45,750 -Sunny! -[Klaus] Get the snake! 227 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,180 -The snake! -[Violet] What are you doing? 228 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:48,840 [Klaus] You let a deadly snake bite our sister! 229 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,540 -I told you we couldn't trust him. -[Violet] You're laughing? 230 00:11:51,630 --> 00:11:53,920 -[Sunny giggling] -[Monty continues laughing] 231 00:11:55,010 --> 00:11:56,840 I'm terribly sorry, children. 232 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,330 I'm so sorry. Oh. [chuckles] 233 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,210 But the incredibly deadly viper is one of the friendliest 234 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:06,550 and least dangerous animals in the entire animal kingdom. 235 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:10,180 Sunny will come to no harm and neither will you. 236 00:12:11,010 --> 00:12:13,590 But it's called the incredibly deadly viper. 237 00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:17,040 Yes. It's a misnomer. Do you know what that means? 238 00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:18,210 "A very wrong name"? 239 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:21,300 -Well, a very fitting definition. -[cooing] 240 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:23,670 Why would you give your own discovery the wrong name? 241 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:27,590 Because... I intend to play a little joke 242 00:12:27,670 --> 00:12:30,830 on those stuffed shirts at the Herpetological Society. 243 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,420 Payback for years of ridicule. 244 00:12:34,510 --> 00:12:36,140 "Hello, hello, Montgomery Montgomery. 245 00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:38,830 How do you do, how do you do, Montgomery Montgomery?" 246 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,500 Well, at our next meeting, 247 00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:44,760 I'm going to introduce the incredibly deadly viper, 248 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,140 and then pretend it's escaped. 249 00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:49,130 And you know who'll be laughing then? 250 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:50,210 Me. 251 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,430 Are there any snakes in this room that are dangerous? 252 00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:54,890 [Monty] Well, of course. 253 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,670 You can't study snakes and not find some that are dangerous. 254 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,970 I have an entire cabinet full of venom samples 255 00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:04,720 from some of the most venomous snakes known to man. 256 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,300 And woman. 257 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:11,720 Which leads me to the heart of the operation. 258 00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:18,390 Now, bambini, 259 00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:23,420 this is the most important part of the Reptile Room: 260 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:25,590 my scientific library. 261 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:30,250 The deepest secrets of the snake world can be found in these pages. 262 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,330 And I hope that you'll find them. 263 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,830 So we're allowed to read all these books? 264 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:38,210 You are not only allowed, you are implored to read these books. 265 00:13:39,170 --> 00:13:43,130 You know, I always wanted to have a family of my own. 266 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:46,390 But... 267 00:13:48,090 --> 00:13:51,340 time flies like a winged lizard. 268 00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:53,790 Now... 269 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:57,750 I know... that a few dangerous reptiles 270 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:01,010 can make you skeptical of the entire species. 271 00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:05,290 But, if you give them a chance... 272 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:13,210 and you get to know them well enough to tell the dangerous from the good... 273 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:17,170 I promise you... 274 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,680 no harm will come to you in the Reptile Room. 275 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,580 There is a type of situation which occurs all too often 276 00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:28,580 in the story of the Baudelaire orphans, called dramatic irony. 277 00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:31,920 Simply put, dramatic irony is when a person makes a remark, 278 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:33,840 and someone who hears it knows something, 279 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:37,420 which makes the remark have a different, usually unpleasant, meaning. 280 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,720 Uh, for example, if I were to say, "I can't wait to eat this almond cookie," 281 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,640 but there were people around that knew the almond cookie was poisoned, 282 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,380 that would be dramatic irony. 283 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:48,670 For that reason, when we hear Uncle Monty tell the children... 284 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:52,470 [Monty] I promise you, no harm will come to you in the Reptile Room. 285 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:56,430 ...we should be on guard for the unpleasant arrival of dramatic irony. 286 00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:01,000 [broken-hearted crocodile] Woe is me. 287 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,760 [soft growling] 288 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,760 [broken-hearted crocodile] Woe is me. 289 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,760 Don't be sad. Uncle Monty will be down soon. 290 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,220 [chuckles] It can't understand you. 291 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,760 Dr. Montgomery said the broken-hearted crocodile's mating call 292 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,090 just happens to sound like depressed human speech. 293 00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:18,880 I know. Just like talking to it. 294 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,420 I wish he'd go back outside. He's... annoying. 295 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:24,220 -[broken-hearted crocodile] Woe is me. -Woe is you? 296 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,010 We're the ones whose parents perished in a fire 297 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:28,470 and now we're being passed around like hot potatoes. 298 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:30,970 Look, Klaus. It can't understand you. 299 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:32,510 I know that! 300 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,220 Sorry. 301 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,430 Klaus, I know how you feel. 302 00:15:37,510 --> 00:15:39,680 We're always gonna miss our parents. 303 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,390 But... Monty's been a good guardian so far 304 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,750 and it seems like our parents really wanted us here. 305 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,550 But that's just it. 306 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:49,460 Our parents never mentioned Dr. Montgomery. 307 00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:50,760 Why did we never visit him? 308 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,680 I thought we knew all our parents' friends. 309 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,680 I thought we knew everything about them. 310 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:58,460 I'm sure they had a good reason for not telling us about Monty. 311 00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:01,800 Maybe it was the same reason they sent us to Briny Beach that day. 312 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,250 Or maybe there was a more sinister reason. 313 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:08,300 Bambini? Baudelaire bambini! There you are. 314 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:09,710 How was your day? 315 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,640 I polished the tortoise and Sunny fed it some bananas 316 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,250 and Klaus clipped the iguana's nails. 317 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:17,050 [Monty] Ah, thank you. I'm so grateful. 318 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:18,130 Perhaps, when I'm out, 319 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,920 you can lure the androgynous cobra out of my sock drawer. 320 00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:22,930 -Where are you going? -Well, I'm gonna go into town 321 00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:25,340 and pick up a few things that I like to keep in stock. 322 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:28,250 Wasp repellent, canned peaches, a fireproof canoe. 323 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:31,680 And then, tonight, we'll go and see our first movie. 324 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,340 Won't that be exciting? 325 00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:36,000 -What movie are we seeing? -Well, we won't know until we get there. 326 00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:38,970 I've never heard of a movie theater that doesn't tell you what movie is playing. 327 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:43,890 [chuckles] Klaus Baudelaire, I have a feeling there are many things 328 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,210 that you're going to see that you've never heard of before. 329 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:50,970 Life is a conundrum of esoterica. 330 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:52,800 Come along, Raymond Ditmars. 331 00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:57,010 -There we go. Come along. -[grunts and hisses] 332 00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,640 Yes. 333 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:01,460 Now, there we go. 334 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:07,170 Ta-ta for now. Come along, come along. Yes. 335 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,720 Yes. That's right. 336 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,180 What did he mean, "conundrum of esoterica"? 337 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:13,840 Well, a conundrum is a mystery. 338 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,580 And esoterica are obscure objects or documents. 339 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,170 Look at this. 340 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:22,470 This is the original blueprint for Dr. Montgomery's landscaping. 341 00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:24,430 Those hedges outside make up a labyrinth. 342 00:17:25,090 --> 00:17:28,220 And if you look at the labyrinth from the top, it's... 343 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,840 It looks like the tattoo Count Olaf has on his ankle. 344 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,170 [Klaus] It's a mark of villainy. 345 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:36,720 [Violet] Monty cannot be in cahoots with Count Olaf. 346 00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:39,880 [Violet sighs] He seems too nice. 347 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,960 [Klaus] Things aren't always as they seem. 348 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,010 Something strange is going on here. 349 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,830 Mother and Father told us all sorts of stories 350 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,000 that happened before we were born. 351 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:53,470 So why doesn't the name Montgomery Montgomery ring a bell? 352 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,800 [doorbell ringing] 353 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,000 [heavy accent] Good morning. 354 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:13,390 I am Stephano, Dr. Montgomery Montgomery's new assistant. 355 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,750 It's afternoon. And you're Count Olaf. 356 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:19,260 Perhaps one of you can take my suitcases up to my room. 357 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:22,800 The ride along that smelly road was dull and unpleasant, 358 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,500 and Stephano is very tired. 359 00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:26,720 You're Count Olaf, 360 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:30,010 and if anyone ever deserved to travel along Lousy Lane, it's you. 361 00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:33,550 We will not help you with your luggage and we will not let you in this house. 362 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,790 [in normal voice] Well, I see you children haven't changed a bit. 363 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:47,500 Violet, you're obviously as stubborn as ever. 364 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:50,720 Klaus, you're still wearing those idiotic glasses 365 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,390 from reading too many books. 366 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:56,830 And I can see little Sunny here still has nine toes instead of ten. 367 00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,750 What are you talking about? 368 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,840 My sister has ten toes, like the vast majority of people. 369 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,830 Really? That's odd. 370 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,540 I could have sworn that she lost one of her toes in an accident. 371 00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:10,210 I seem to recall a man named Stephano 372 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,970 being so confused by being called Count Olaf 373 00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:16,300 that he accidentally dropped his knife on one of her little feet 374 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:18,420 and severed one of her toes. 375 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:20,970 You wouldn't dare. 376 00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:25,260 Let's not discuss what I would or would not dare do. 377 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:30,390 Instead, let's discuss your poor, unfortunate parents. 378 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,880 [chuckles] 379 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,380 Your father and mother were very brave in their days. 380 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:37,500 But... 381 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:40,090 [imitates explosion] 382 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:42,500 their days are done, Baudelaires. 383 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:44,010 That is not a photo of our parents. 384 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,710 Yes, it is. They're inside the piano. 385 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,970 How do you know that? 386 00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:49,340 I took the picture. 387 00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:54,330 And now, all that's left of them is their enormous fortune, 388 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:57,630 and that enormous fortune is mine. 389 00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:00,500 -Never. -Never is a very long time. 390 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:03,470 And your ridiculous uncle will be back in a few seconds. 391 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,340 -[clock screeching] -[gasps and screams] 392 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:07,000 [Klaus] Go! 393 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:09,960 -[grunts] -[Klaus] Run! 394 00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:22,210 [grunts] 395 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,300 Blast! 396 00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:26,800 Furnaces of hell! 397 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,920 [grunts] 398 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,580 -Baudelaires! -[pounding on door] 399 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:33,960 Baudelaires! 400 00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:37,300 [chuckles] I've brought you a present. 401 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:38,420 It's very sharp. 402 00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:40,760 -How did he find us? -That's the wrong question. 403 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,470 -What do we do? -[Stephano] Open this door! 404 00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:45,010 We can smash a window and make our way into town 405 00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:46,510 and catch a train far away from here. 406 00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,300 -[pounding continues] -And where would we go? 407 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,380 Anywhere but here. 408 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:52,080 If Count Olaf found us here, he could find us wherever we went. 409 00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,630 Open this door! 410 00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:57,930 We can't just stay here and wait for him to burst in and slaughter us. 411 00:20:58,010 --> 00:20:59,050 [Violet panting] 412 00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:02,670 He wouldn't do that. He wouldn't hurt us till he gets his hands on our fortune. 413 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,430 He must have some scheme. I just don't know what it could be. 414 00:21:05,510 --> 00:21:07,180 We should never have let him in the house. 415 00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:09,140 -We can't think about that now. -Open the door! 416 00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:11,170 [Lemony] For years afterwards, the Baudelaires wondered 417 00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:15,010 what they might have done differently the day Count Olaf appeared at their door. 418 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,720 Maybe, they thought, just maybe, 419 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,930 -they could've saved Monty's life. -[honking] 420 00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:20,760 -Monty's back. -[Stephano] Hello! 421 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,130 [Violet] He'll see right through Stephano's disguise... won't he? 422 00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:27,500 [Stephano] My name is Stephano. I have been sent from very far away. 423 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:31,010 Well, that is an unusual and long-winded explanation. 424 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,180 Thank you. 425 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:33,840 Uh... so let me understand this. 426 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,540 You are my new assistant, sent to me even though I didn't ask for one, 427 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,710 by the Scientific Society Seeking to Soothe Stress and Suffering. 428 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,800 Yes. 429 00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:44,920 "SSSSSS" for short. 430 00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:47,800 -"SSSSSS." -Mmm... 431 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:52,330 No. It's "SSSSSS." 432 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:55,250 "SSSSSS." 433 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,550 No. 434 00:21:56,630 --> 00:22:00,830 Listen to... "SSSSSS." 435 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:06,580 Ah, yeah, uh... "SSSSSS." 436 00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:08,040 -Yes. -Ah... 437 00:22:09,050 --> 00:22:11,260 And your name is Stephano? 438 00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:13,800 What? Yes. Yes. Definitely. 439 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,920 Ah! And these are your papers. 440 00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:17,180 Yes. 441 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,130 [mumbling] "Stephano... SSSSSS" 442 00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:22,750 Hmm. 443 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,800 Well, seems everything is settled, then. 444 00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:28,330 -Really? -Yes. Welcome. 445 00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:30,540 -Thank you. -Come inside. 446 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,390 Come in, come in. 447 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,630 Welcome to my home... um... 448 00:22:44,550 --> 00:22:46,260 uh... 449 00:22:46,340 --> 00:22:47,430 Uh... 450 00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:48,510 -Stephano! -Stephano! 451 00:22:48,590 --> 00:22:49,680 Stephano. Yes. 452 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,340 Well, there's a spare room upstairs. 453 00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:54,170 It's small, but like I said, I have three young children living with me, 454 00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:56,430 -so living quarters are quite tight. -Not for long. 455 00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:58,930 I mean, I don't mind. 456 00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,220 Ah. 457 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,970 Well, why don't you go upstairs and get yourself settled? 458 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:07,050 And I will go and find the children, who you say have... 459 00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:08,880 hidden themselves in the Reptile Room 460 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,750 because you chased them up and down the staircase with a knife. 461 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,430 A simple misunderstanding. 462 00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:17,260 Yes. Well, I'm sure they'll be glad to hear that. 463 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,960 Are those suitcases alligator skin? 464 00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:22,000 I really love reptiles. 465 00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:29,380 Hmm. Baudelaires? 466 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,090 -Is that you, Dr. Montgomery? -[Monty] Yes! 467 00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:36,630 Uh, let me just unlock all these important security measures 468 00:23:36,710 --> 00:23:39,330 and I'll join you in the Reptile Room! 469 00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:41,830 [imitating gears turning] 470 00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:47,130 [imitating machinery whirring] 471 00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:55,250 [imitating door unlocking] 472 00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:56,720 Retinal scan one. 473 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,260 [imitates electrical buzzing] 474 00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:00,090 Retinal scan two. 475 00:24:00,170 --> 00:24:02,790 [imitating beeping] 476 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,760 [loudly] I am so sorry, Baudelaires, 477 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:14,220 that you were frightened by that man who arrived earlier. 478 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:17,090 Um, it makes sense that you were alarmed, 479 00:24:17,170 --> 00:24:21,460 being that he chased you up and down the stairs with a knife. 480 00:24:21,550 --> 00:24:23,340 But there's nothing to fear. 481 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:26,040 He is my new assistant, Stephano. 482 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:31,300 I have seen his papers and everything is in order. 483 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,580 So, you see, there's nothing to be worried about. 484 00:24:37,550 --> 00:24:40,550 Oh, yes... I see now. 485 00:24:40,630 --> 00:24:44,210 How silly we were to be afraid. 486 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,140 Precisely, Baudelaires! 487 00:24:46,210 --> 00:24:48,710 Uh, Stephano has explained to me 488 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:53,300 that he has a very strict fitness regimen, 489 00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:56,500 where he has to run up and down the stairs brandishing a knife 490 00:24:56,590 --> 00:24:58,550 at least three times a day. 491 00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:01,960 So, that makes perfect sense. 492 00:25:02,050 --> 00:25:04,800 I might join him on that exercise regimen. 493 00:25:07,050 --> 00:25:08,800 [whispers] Very good, very good. 494 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,290 [speaking loudly] So, now that that is cleared up, 495 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:15,920 would you mind helping me bring things in from my truck? 496 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:23,140 I got all my shopping done and I even brought takeout for dinner. 497 00:25:23,210 --> 00:25:25,420 There should even be enough for Stephano. 498 00:25:25,510 --> 00:25:27,010 Now, we don't have much time before the movie, 499 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,890 so help me take down this canoe. 500 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,010 [whispering] Here we go. 501 00:25:36,090 --> 00:25:38,800 [grunts] I am so sorry, Baudelaires. 502 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,960 I had no idea that our enemies would catch up to us so quickly. 503 00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:44,930 It's clear now that I can't turn my back for a second. 504 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:48,300 -So you recognized him? -Of course I recognized him. 505 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,500 I'm not some half-witted banker or some member of a High Court, 506 00:25:51,590 --> 00:25:54,640 who's so starstruck that I can't see what's right in front of me. 507 00:25:54,710 --> 00:25:57,080 He can wear as many lab coats as he wants, 508 00:25:57,170 --> 00:25:59,960 and present me with as many ridiculous papers as he wants. 509 00:26:00,050 --> 00:26:04,510 He's no more a lab assistant than I'm a three-mouth Brazilian waxed turtle. 510 00:26:04,590 --> 00:26:05,800 So what are we gonna do? 511 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,920 -Call the authorities? -What does H-A spell? 512 00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:12,380 You think when I was climbing Mount Felix searching for the goat-eating cobra, 513 00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:14,000 that I called the authorities? No. 514 00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:18,800 If we call the police or Mr. Poe or the official fire department, 515 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,380 that so-called lab assistant will have us in his clutches 516 00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:23,880 before they can darken my doorstep. 517 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:29,210 And we all know Stephano does not work alone. 518 00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:38,880 We must keep an eye on Stephano. 519 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,040 He will join us for dinner 520 00:26:40,130 --> 00:26:42,330 and then we'll invite him to the movies tonight. 521 00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:45,960 A man that dastardly must be watched like a hawk. 522 00:26:46,050 --> 00:26:47,890 That's all we're gonna do? Keep an eye on him? 523 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,790 For now, Baudelaires, 524 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,920 we'll be watchful and wary, 525 00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:55,760 which is a word that around here means "very careful." 526 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,930 -We know what wary means. -Good. 527 00:26:58,010 --> 00:26:59,340 Because... 528 00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:02,080 we can't afford to turn our backs, not even for a second. 529 00:27:03,710 --> 00:27:04,710 Besides-- [grunts] 530 00:27:06,130 --> 00:27:07,830 -Dr. Montgomery. -Monty! 531 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,080 So sorry. 532 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:12,500 I seem to have been very careless with the heavy glass reading lamp 533 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,930 that was in my bedroom 534 00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:17,050 that fell out right when you were walking under it. 535 00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:19,080 Uh, yeah. Totally understandable. 536 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:21,630 It... it happens all the time. [chuckles] 537 00:27:21,710 --> 00:27:24,380 -Sorry about that. -[Monty grunts] 538 00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:27,080 [chuckling] No harm done. 539 00:27:28,090 --> 00:27:29,930 [softly] I know the layout of that room 540 00:27:30,010 --> 00:27:33,590 as well as I know the bone structure of the osteoporosis lizard, 541 00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:36,130 and there is no way that that lamp was near that window. 542 00:27:36,210 --> 00:27:37,500 Of course not. 543 00:27:37,590 --> 00:27:40,220 He wasn't being careless. He was being murderous. 544 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:44,220 [Klaus] Dr. Montgomery, I really think we ought to contact the authorities. 545 00:27:47,050 --> 00:27:48,260 Trust me, Baudelaires... 546 00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:50,800 I may be a world-renowned herpetologist, 547 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,290 but I also minored in criminology. 548 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,790 I know what I'm doing. 549 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:02,290 Now let's eat quickly, everyone. We don't want to be late for the movies. 550 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:04,170 I don't think I'll be joining tonight. 551 00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:07,180 I thought I'd stay in and read up on poisonous venoms. 552 00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:13,630 Well, Stephano, you must join us. We have to celebrate your arrival. 553 00:28:13,710 --> 00:28:17,580 In all honesty, I prefer long-form television to the movies. 554 00:28:17,670 --> 00:28:20,330 It's so much more convenient to consume entertainment 555 00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:22,380 from the comfort of your own home. 556 00:28:24,130 --> 00:28:27,500 [Monty] Hmm. Well, I insist you come. 557 00:28:27,590 --> 00:28:30,090 I insist upon staying here. 558 00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:32,330 Well, I insisted first. 559 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,830 Well, I insisted... louder! 560 00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:37,000 Well... [chuckles] 561 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,260 with all due respect, I feel a little uncomfortable 562 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:43,930 leaving my reptiles alone with a relative stranger. 563 00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:45,960 [sighs] Fine. 564 00:28:47,010 --> 00:28:50,890 But I would like to make a brief phone call before we leave. 565 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,330 Of course. 566 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,790 The phone is in the parlor. 567 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,720 -Could you please pass the pot stickers? -Yeah. 568 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,170 [muffled] They're all gone. 569 00:29:23,630 --> 00:29:26,000 [in normal voice] Yes, a movie theater. 570 00:29:26,090 --> 00:29:28,050 Where they show movies. 571 00:29:29,630 --> 00:29:31,130 Yes, of course it's more convenient 572 00:29:31,210 --> 00:29:32,710 to watch from the comfort of your own home, 573 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,640 but I didn't ask for your opinion. 574 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:40,970 [door closes] 575 00:29:41,510 --> 00:29:42,800 [Stephano] Shotgun. 576 00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:47,420 Thank you. 577 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,460 -Hurry up. -[Monty] In you go, Klaus. 578 00:29:51,550 --> 00:29:52,720 Ticktock. 579 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,470 Don't want to miss the previews. 580 00:29:55,550 --> 00:29:56,680 -[Sunny cooing] -[Monty] There you go. 581 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,550 And all of the excessive commercials. 582 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,460 [Monty] Yeah, and then just keep... Get in. All right. 583 00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:05,170 We don't know what you're up to, but we will find out. 584 00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:06,840 If anything happens to my sisters or me, 585 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,170 you'll never get your hands on the Baudelaire fortune. 586 00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:11,090 [normal voice] If I wanted to harm you, orphan, 587 00:30:11,170 --> 00:30:14,790 your blood would be streaming out of this car like a waterfall. 588 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:19,000 No, I am not going to harm a hair on any Baudelaire head. 589 00:30:19,090 --> 00:30:21,090 At least, not on purpose. 590 00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:28,130 But accidents happen all the time, don't they? 591 00:30:30,550 --> 00:30:33,010 [accented voice] And that is when I said to him, 592 00:30:33,090 --> 00:30:37,010 "The frog is the greatest reptile known to man." 593 00:30:37,090 --> 00:30:39,050 -Frogs are amphibians. -What? 594 00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:41,420 Stephano, where did you study herpetology? 595 00:30:41,510 --> 00:30:44,180 I don't know anything about mouth sores. 596 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:47,760 -[upbeat music on radio] -Oh! I love this song! 597 00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:57,890 I just thought it might be nice to get out and see a movie. 598 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,380 I need more exciting things in my life. 599 00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:04,420 And I think it's because my life is boring. 600 00:31:04,510 --> 00:31:07,300 Yes. Uh, well, enjoy the show, ma'am. 601 00:31:08,130 --> 00:31:10,790 -[ticket seller] Dr. Montgomery! -Hello, old chap! 602 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,290 Two adults, three minors. 603 00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:16,750 I'm giving you the Verified Film Discount. 604 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,510 [Monty] Ah, lovely. 605 00:31:20,590 --> 00:31:23,720 I decided to treat myself to some popcorn 606 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,640 because there is nothing exciting happening in my life at all. 607 00:31:27,710 --> 00:31:30,920 Hey... [stuttering] Some popcorn actually sound delicious. 608 00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:34,220 I get popcorn for me, for all of us. My treat. 609 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:36,640 -Really? -Yes, you go. Go take a seat. 610 00:31:36,710 --> 00:31:37,830 Come on, children. 611 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,290 [Stephano] Go, go. Go, go. 612 00:31:42,510 --> 00:31:46,180 Seventh row, right of center, that is the best place. 613 00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:47,840 That's what our mother always said. 614 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,210 Who do you think taught it to me? 615 00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:55,050 You know, kids, I am so happy to be seeing a movie with you. 616 00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:58,250 Your parents would be so very proud. I know they would. 617 00:31:58,340 --> 00:31:59,590 [Klaus] For seeing a movie? 618 00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:02,630 There's more to a movie than just a movie. 619 00:32:02,710 --> 00:32:07,420 Just like a book can contain crucial secrets about the world of snakes, 620 00:32:07,510 --> 00:32:10,550 or it can be used to prop open a refrigerator door 621 00:32:10,630 --> 00:32:11,750 when you're airing it out. 622 00:32:13,050 --> 00:32:16,510 What my sister means is, we're not sure we're really following you. 623 00:32:16,590 --> 00:32:18,640 Ah, there's so much to learn. 624 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:22,840 Unfortunately, some of that learning is going to have to be delayed tonight, 625 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,330 because of you-know-who. 626 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:25,880 [whispering] Promise me this... 627 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:31,330 If I leave during the showing, you will not act as if anything is amiss, 628 00:32:31,420 --> 00:32:35,330 but you'll keep your eyes on that fraud Stephano. 629 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,250 [Sunny cries] 630 00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:38,340 -I got the popcorn. -Ah! 631 00:32:39,010 --> 00:32:43,090 This one is for me, and this one is for the rest of you. 632 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:45,790 Oh... 633 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,550 Your generosity is noted, Stephano. 634 00:32:49,630 --> 00:32:54,330 My name is not, uh... Nothing but Stephano. 635 00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:55,540 Shh. 636 00:32:59,010 --> 00:33:00,140 [Sunny cooing] 637 00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:07,670 [dramatic instrumental music plays] 638 00:33:11,210 --> 00:33:13,880 Ah, Gustav. 639 00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:18,750 [whispers] Not now. 640 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,710 Subtitles? This movie is boring already. 641 00:33:32,050 --> 00:33:33,890 -[Rolf] Come, Gerta. -[Gerta gasps] 642 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,540 -Two. -[Rolf] Today, we honor the founding... 643 00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:37,330 -Six. -...of our sleepy alpine village 644 00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:39,170 with the traditional building of a snowman 645 00:33:39,260 --> 00:33:40,890 -Four. -...in the village square. 646 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,000 Traditions are important, Rolf. 647 00:33:44,510 --> 00:33:47,930 If the movie's in English, why are there English subtitles? 648 00:33:48,010 --> 00:33:50,390 All the best movies have subtitles. 649 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,460 But that still doesn't explain-- 650 00:33:53,550 --> 00:33:54,800 -Shh. -[old woman] Shh! 651 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,210 I'm watching the movie! 652 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:00,960 No! Where is your conscience? 653 00:34:01,050 --> 00:34:05,260 Klaus, haven't we seen that actress before? 654 00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:07,340 I don't think we've seen anything like this before. 655 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,000 Sing about it! 656 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:16,140 ♪ They'll eat your feet They'll eat your feet ♪ 657 00:34:16,210 --> 00:34:19,710 ♪ They'll munch on your head They'll munch on your head ♪ 658 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,090 ♪ You're a tasty treat You're a tasty treat ♪ 659 00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:25,380 ♪ For the walking dead ♪ 660 00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:34,050 The sturdy oak barrier! They've broken through it! 661 00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:38,460 Gerta... don't let them take the children! 662 00:34:38,550 --> 00:34:39,890 [beeping] 663 00:34:47,590 --> 00:34:49,890 -[Rolf and Gerta grunting] -[horse neighing] 664 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,000 [Rolf grunts] 665 00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:52,680 -[Gerta panting] -[Rolf grunts] 666 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:53,760 [horse whinnies] 667 00:34:54,590 --> 00:34:56,720 -[Rolf] Onward. To the safe house. -Hmm. 668 00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,680 -Don't shed tears, sweet Gerta. -[beeping] 669 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,300 I promise this isn't goodbye. 670 00:35:03,090 --> 00:35:05,890 No one's preparing to die, Rolf. 671 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,670 Put on this warm scarf... 672 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,050 -[Rolf groaning] -[beeping] 673 00:35:13,630 --> 00:35:16,790 [sneezes] Oh, I need to get more popcorn. 674 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,140 [Rolf wheezing and groaning] 675 00:35:22,210 --> 00:35:24,040 And your poor mother's tutu. 676 00:35:26,130 --> 00:35:27,670 -Should I go this way? -No, no, no. 677 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,930 -Just go that way. -You're blocking the screen! 678 00:35:30,010 --> 00:35:31,090 -Is it better to go this way? -Sit down! 679 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,540 -No. Go that way. -I can go this way. 680 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,290 -You're blocking the screen! -I'm all right-- 681 00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:35,630 -I'll go here. -Go that way. 682 00:35:35,710 --> 00:35:36,920 -That way? Aye, no. -Yes. 683 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:38,590 I feel like your elbow tell me 684 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,250 -and your hand, your finger-- -That way. 685 00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:42,760 [old woman] You're blocking the screen! 686 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,640 -I'm sorry. -[old woman] I can't see! 687 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,210 I hope you didn't miss anything. 688 00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:48,590 [Gerta] You'll always be in my heart... 689 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,680 and in this snow bank. 690 00:35:53,340 --> 00:35:54,760 Per favore. 691 00:35:55,670 --> 00:35:57,630 -Butter? -Salt? 692 00:35:57,710 --> 00:35:59,000 [normal voice] I'd thank you... 693 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:00,590 -[both] Ooh. -...for coming on such short notice, 694 00:36:00,670 --> 00:36:03,420 but I'm not in the habit of coddling my henchpeople. 695 00:36:03,510 --> 00:36:07,090 Due to one overprotective herpetologist's hysteria 696 00:36:07,170 --> 00:36:10,460 over the safety of his appalling collection of creatures, 697 00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:13,180 Operation Capture Monty has been relocated 698 00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:17,300 from Monty's home to this godforsaken nickelodeon. 699 00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:18,960 And just in time. 700 00:36:19,050 --> 00:36:23,890 I think you-know-who is trying to send a you-know-what. 701 00:36:25,630 --> 00:36:26,630 Hello? 702 00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:29,330 Am I... [sighs] 703 00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:30,580 A message. 704 00:36:30,670 --> 00:36:32,540 They're trying to send a... 705 00:36:32,630 --> 00:36:35,460 Oh, forget it. Operation Capture Monty is a go. 706 00:36:35,550 --> 00:36:36,930 Is there anything else I should know? 707 00:36:37,010 --> 00:36:38,840 You look handsome in that beard. 708 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,750 [accented voice] Hmm. I already knew that. 709 00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:46,680 [zombie] I am zombie. 710 00:36:47,710 --> 00:36:49,500 [Rolf and Gerta singing] 711 00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:54,300 What did I miss? Oh, boy, they're still singing. 712 00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:01,130 I am going to need to excuse myself. 713 00:37:01,210 --> 00:37:03,210 -Shh. -Nature calls. 714 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:07,970 Stephano, would you be so kind as to keep an eye on the children? 715 00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:19,840 Wait, Dr. Montgomery said to keep an eye on us. 716 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,750 We're too young to be left in a theater alone. 717 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,840 [old woman] Down in front. 718 00:37:26,170 --> 00:37:28,420 Get out of the way! 719 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:39,830 -Pictures today. So violent. -Mmm-hmm. 720 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,630 Mother always said we'd catch a man at the movies. 721 00:37:42,710 --> 00:37:43,830 Uh-huh. 722 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:49,260 Surely nothing can spoil this happy and festive occasion. 723 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:53,130 There are hundreds of zombies coming down from those snow banks! 724 00:37:53,210 --> 00:37:56,250 -♪ They'll munch on your head ♪ -[old woman] What? What's going on? 725 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:58,340 [Gerta screaming] 726 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,930 And your poor mother's tutu. 727 00:38:03,010 --> 00:38:06,680 [old woman] We've already seen this part! 728 00:38:08,380 --> 00:38:10,290 [Gerta] And in this snow bank... 729 00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:14,510 Well, that is where I shall bury you. 730 00:38:16,130 --> 00:38:18,380 This would be much easier with a shovel. 731 00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:21,710 How can we overcome our differences... 732 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,220 Quick splicing, old friend. 733 00:38:24,210 --> 00:38:26,380 Things must be worse than we thought. 734 00:38:27,050 --> 00:38:30,680 I need four tickets on the SS Prospero to Peru. 735 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:35,430 Meet me at the ticket booth. I sell all kinds of tickets. 736 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,890 -[zombie groans] -[Gerta yelps] 737 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,960 -Well, wish me luck, old friend. -Good luck, Dr. Montgomery. 738 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:50,460 And a one and a two and a chicka-booma-chick. 739 00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:53,750 [Monty grunting] 740 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,930 [Lemony] The Baudelaires did not wanna turn their backs on Count Olaf, 741 00:38:57,010 --> 00:39:00,590 so they did not see what happened in the back of that dark theater. 742 00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:07,130 But, of course, there was much more going on 743 00:39:07,210 --> 00:39:10,170 that the Baudelaire orphans were not aware of. 744 00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:12,840 [sighs] Ah, well, that was a narrow escape 745 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,920 full of incredible twists and astonishing acrobatics. Can you walk? 746 00:39:17,010 --> 00:39:18,050 Better than I can waltz. 747 00:39:18,130 --> 00:39:21,080 If we're lucky, we'll be with the children by bedtime. 748 00:39:21,170 --> 00:39:22,750 Any idea where this tunnel lets out? 749 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,930 I'd say judging by the barometric pressure and watery winds, 750 00:39:26,010 --> 00:39:27,640 somewhere south of Winnipeg. 751 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:35,090 [creaking] 752 00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:41,500 Peru. 753 00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:44,220 Like I said. South of Winnipeg. 754 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,340 [fanfare playing] 755 00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:01,960 Terrible ending. 756 00:40:02,050 --> 00:40:05,590 The villagers should have been eaten, like in Citizen Kane. 757 00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:09,760 Monty never came back. 758 00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:15,420 -Monty! -Monty? 759 00:40:15,510 --> 00:40:18,090 What's this? Your guardian has disappeared? 760 00:40:18,170 --> 00:40:19,750 Dear me, dear me. 761 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,590 Ah, this is just terrible. 762 00:40:23,670 --> 00:40:26,130 Three helpless children all alone in the world. 763 00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:28,210 Whatever shall we do next? 764 00:40:29,130 --> 00:40:30,830 Drive home, of course. 765 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,670 -Monty! -You're here. 766 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:33,930 [Monty] Hello, children. 767 00:40:34,010 --> 00:40:37,550 It's been a long night and we have a very busy day tomorrow. 768 00:40:37,630 --> 00:40:40,080 -Did you enjoy the movie? -It was unusual. 769 00:40:40,170 --> 00:40:42,330 [Monty] Uh, it will require some further explanation. 770 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:44,930 Wait in the car, Baudelaires. 771 00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:48,010 I have some unfinished business with Stephano. 772 00:40:50,510 --> 00:40:52,050 -Will you be okay? -Of course. 773 00:40:52,130 --> 00:40:53,460 I am your guardian. 774 00:40:53,550 --> 00:40:54,890 It is my job... 775 00:40:54,960 --> 00:41:00,540 and my delight, might I add, to keep you safe. 776 00:41:00,630 --> 00:41:01,710 Run along. 777 00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:09,920 Arrive... chechem. 778 00:41:11,590 --> 00:41:14,640 Do you think you can just waltz into my life, 779 00:41:14,710 --> 00:41:18,330 and the life of my children, and perpetuate this treachery? 780 00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:21,290 You're a wretched person 781 00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:25,670 and a bad actor, Stephano, 782 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,470 or whatever your real name is. 783 00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:29,010 [normal voice] You don't know my real name? 784 00:41:29,090 --> 00:41:32,220 I don't need to know your real name. 785 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:33,930 Because you... 786 00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:38,470 are a spy from the Herpetological Society. 787 00:41:38,550 --> 00:41:39,640 What? 788 00:41:39,710 --> 00:41:41,290 Can you hear what they're saying? 789 00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:44,670 [Klaus] I hope he's telling Count Olaf that his plot is foiled and he's done for. 790 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,760 You're done for, Stephano. 791 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:52,390 Well, what can I say, Montgomery Montgomery? 792 00:41:52,460 --> 00:41:56,580 You have found out my secret identity. There's no doubt about it. 793 00:41:56,670 --> 00:41:58,460 I've been outsmarted. 794 00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:01,140 Yes. You have. 795 00:42:01,210 --> 00:42:06,920 Now be gone. You and your... pale-face twins. 796 00:42:07,010 --> 00:42:09,510 I said be gone! 797 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,640 Hang your head in shame, herpeta-loser. 798 00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:19,920 [chuckles] 799 00:42:20,670 --> 00:42:22,420 [white-faced women struggling] 800 00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:25,210 [sighs] 801 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:27,550 -He's tougher than he looks. -Even tougher than two old ladies. 802 00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:29,460 Really? 803 00:42:32,590 --> 00:42:36,180 Well, Baudelaires, that terrible man will never bother us again. 804 00:42:37,090 --> 00:42:38,550 -You mean... -That's right. 805 00:42:38,630 --> 00:42:41,630 I confronted him and threw him out of our lives forever. 806 00:42:41,710 --> 00:42:44,170 [chuckles] The authorities are on their way. 807 00:42:44,260 --> 00:42:47,220 And we're just leaving him there? In the parking lot? 808 00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:51,390 Under the watchful eye of a very capable ticket seller. 809 00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:53,580 Besides, if he does slip away... 810 00:42:53,670 --> 00:42:54,830 Again. 811 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:59,040 Well, it's none of our concern. We will be far, far away from here. 812 00:42:59,130 --> 00:43:04,290 Baudelaires, we are not going to spend the season in a research laboratory. 813 00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:07,380 We are off to Peru. 814 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:09,380 -[both] Peru? -It's a wonderful country, 815 00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:11,580 full of natural and slithering beauty. 816 00:43:11,670 --> 00:43:14,460 And what's more important, answers. 817 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:17,680 You must have oodles of questions after that movie. 818 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,840 If my parents hadn't taught me about this when I was your age, 819 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,460 my head would be dizzy with confusion. 820 00:43:22,550 --> 00:43:28,140 Well, once we disembark in Chimbote, you will have all the answers you need. 821 00:43:28,210 --> 00:43:30,880 What do you say, Baudelaires? Are you in? 822 00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:32,790 We're in, Monty. 823 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,380 Well, it's a good thing I stocked up on peaches and canoes. 824 00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:38,790 You never know when you might need to leave the country in a moment's notice. 825 00:43:40,590 --> 00:43:43,590 Life is a conundrum of esoterica. 826 00:43:43,670 --> 00:43:46,500 [Monty] Well said, Klaus Baudelaire. Well said. 827 00:43:47,510 --> 00:43:50,840 Then we travel inward to Ollantaytambo 828 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,880 in search of some geckos who have an extra leg. 829 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,710 First one to find one gets to name it. 830 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,510 -Sounds wonderful. -Doesn't it? 831 00:43:58,510 --> 00:44:03,010 Listen, children. I know that the loss of your parents was a great tragedy. 832 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:07,180 But you can still have the life they wanted for you. 833 00:44:08,130 --> 00:44:13,080 But now, it is time for bed. Yes. 834 00:44:13,170 --> 00:44:16,920 We have a squidillion things to do tomorrow and a boat to catch. 835 00:44:17,010 --> 00:44:19,930 Oh, Sunny, it seems that you finished all of your marshmallows. 836 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,420 What my sister means-- 837 00:44:23,510 --> 00:44:25,220 I know what your sister means, Violet. 838 00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:29,010 It seems we finally found a soft food that you like after all. 839 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,960 [all laughing] 840 00:44:36,050 --> 00:44:38,510 -[Monty] More on that tomorrow. -[Sunny cooing] 841 00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:42,380 -Good night, bambini. -Good night. 842 00:44:44,590 --> 00:44:46,340 Good night, Uncle Monty. 843 00:44:51,050 --> 00:44:55,340 Sweet dreams. And tomorrow... Peru. 844 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,680 [Sunny cooing] 845 00:45:16,550 --> 00:45:20,090 [clock screeching] 846 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,800 I'm sorry to say this was the last time 847 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,880 the screeching iguana clock would strike before the arrival of dramatic irony. 848 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,880 But as Dr. Montgomery had promised, 849 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,250 no harm would come to the Baudelaire orphans in the Reptile Room. 850 00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:42,420 But I regret to say that great harm would come to Uncle Monty. 851 00:45:55,550 --> 00:45:58,470 [instrumental theme music plays]