1 00:00:06,041 --> 00:00:08,041 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:10,708 --> 00:00:13,708 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 3 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:17,375 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,666 ♪ This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day ♪ 5 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:24,541 ♪ Every single episode is nothing but dismay ♪ 6 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,166 ♪ So look away ♪ 7 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:29,750 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 8 00:00:30,708 --> 00:00:33,541 ♪ The Baudelaires are deep below the surface of the sea ♪ 9 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:37,500 ♪ Hoping to avoid Count Olaf's horrid company ♪ 10 00:00:37,791 --> 00:00:41,083 ♪ But, of course, he finds them And, of course, it's very awful ♪ 11 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:45,041 ♪ This show is so grim it really ought to be unlawful ♪ 12 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:47,458 ♪ Just look away ♪ 13 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:49,708 ♪ Look away ♪ 14 00:00:49,791 --> 00:00:51,416 ♪ There's nothing but horror ♪ 15 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,416 ♪ And inconvenience on the way ♪ 16 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,333 ♪ Ask any stable person "Should I watch?" ♪ 17 00:00:55,416 --> 00:00:56,541 ♪ And they will say ♪ 18 00:00:56,625 --> 00:00:57,833 ♪ Look away ♪ 19 00:00:58,208 --> 00:01:01,333 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 20 00:01:01,666 --> 00:01:04,750 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 21 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:08,000 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 22 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:11,875 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 23 00:01:15,833 --> 00:01:18,833 [typewriter keys clatter] 24 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:26,333 [bell dings] 25 00:01:32,708 --> 00:01:33,833 [Violet] We need help! 26 00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:35,416 [Klaus] Open up! 27 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:38,250 -[woman] What's the password? -We don't know the password. 28 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:40,375 -We need help! -We just fell off a mountain. 29 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:44,833 -They're not gonna let us in! -They might if we say the right thing. 30 00:01:44,916 --> 00:01:48,000 This is a V.F.D. submarine. What are phrases associated with V.F.D.? 31 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:49,958 Volunteer Fire Department! 32 00:01:50,041 --> 00:01:51,416 The World is Quiet Here? 33 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:58,291 [Lemony] After a great deal of time 34 00:01:58,375 --> 00:02:01,416 examining oceans, investigating rainstorms, 35 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:04,333 and staring very hard at several drinking fountains, 36 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:08,666 the scientists of the world developed a theory called "the water cycle." 37 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:11,583 The water cycle consists of three key phenomena... 38 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:14,416 evaporation, precipitation, and collection. 39 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:17,875 All of them are equally dry, a word which here means "boring." 40 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:22,625 Sometimes it is a relief to be bored 41 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:24,541 because when one is bored... 42 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:26,875 one is also safe. 43 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:30,916 My name is Lemony Snicket, 44 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:36,208 and I, myself, wish that I were studying something dry like the water cycle 45 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:39,416 instead of the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, 46 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:44,083 which are neither dry as in boring nor dry as in lacking ocean. 47 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:49,708 But I advise you to find some safe, dry piece of entertainment, 48 00:02:49,791 --> 00:02:53,375 rather than watching another second of this danger-filled, 49 00:02:53,458 --> 00:02:55,875 extremely damp tale. 50 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:57,958 [wind whistles] 51 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:16,333 [rumbling] 52 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,625 [woman] This way. 53 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,833 [woman] Aye, come in. 54 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:41,833 Look at all this equipment. 55 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,958 Look at these tidal charts. I think the submarine is searching for something. 56 00:03:48,041 --> 00:03:49,458 [woman] Aye, we are. 57 00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:51,458 Welcome to the Queequeg, Baudelaires. 58 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:54,666 Shiver me timbers! 59 00:03:57,458 --> 00:03:59,916 That's an expression pirates use when they're surprised. 60 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,875 Are you a pirate? 61 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:06,541 No, but I am surprised to find Klaus, Violet, and Sunny Baudelaire 62 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:08,791 -in the middle of the ocean. -How do you know who we are? 63 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:11,458 And The Daily Punctilio says that you're dangerous murderers. 64 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,708 Well, you can't always believe what you read in the newspaper. 65 00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:17,041 So you're not dangerous? 66 00:04:20,541 --> 00:04:21,416 I, uh... 67 00:04:21,916 --> 00:04:23,208 We've had our... 68 00:04:24,666 --> 00:04:27,083 Well, m-m-maybe a little... 69 00:04:27,791 --> 00:04:29,333 dangerous. 70 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,916 We haven't gotten your name yet. 71 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,541 Fiona Widdershins. I'm the captain of this sub. 72 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:36,541 -You? -You think a girl can't man a submarine? 73 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:38,541 No, of course she can. You're just so young. 74 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:39,541 I'm old enough. 75 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:41,250 I haven't been captain for long. 76 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:45,041 That's my stepfather, the original Captain Widdershins. 77 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:46,041 He's gone now. 78 00:04:46,791 --> 00:04:47,875 We're orphans too. 79 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:48,958 My stepfather's not dead. 80 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:52,458 He left one day to answer a distress call from a manatee and never came back. 81 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:53,791 Well, we're sorry-- 82 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:55,708 He's out there. He'll find me. I know he will. 83 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:58,458 Well, we're glad you found us. We got a message from V.F.D. 84 00:04:58,541 --> 00:05:00,916 saying there was a meeting at the Last Safe Place on Thursday. 85 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,958 Our friend might be there. Can you take us? 86 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,000 I'm already on a mission. 87 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:07,250 Then can you take us to shore? 88 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:10,125 I can't just change course in the middle of a mission! Sorry. 89 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:13,791 It's been hard running the submarine on my own, but V.F.D. is counting on me. 90 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:15,416 Well, what if you weren't on your own? 91 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:18,333 If we helped with your mission, you could take us to the Last Safe Place. 92 00:05:18,416 --> 00:05:20,875 Klaus, there's no time. The meeting's on Thursday. 93 00:05:20,958 --> 00:05:22,916 -That's still a few days away. -You'd volunteer? 94 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,250 That's what V.F.D. is for. 95 00:05:25,791 --> 00:05:27,875 Klaus, we don't even know what this mission is. 96 00:05:27,958 --> 00:05:30,500 Only the most important mission in V.F.D. history. 97 00:05:30,583 --> 00:05:32,166 I'm searching for the sugar bowl. 98 00:05:36,541 --> 00:05:38,583 [Lemony] The expression "shiver me timbers" 99 00:05:38,666 --> 00:05:43,000 comes from the society of pirates who enjoy using interesting expressions 100 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:45,375 almost as much as jumping aboard other people's ships 101 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:46,916 and stealing their valuables. 102 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:52,166 It is an expression of extreme amazement they used in circumstances 103 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:56,958 when one feels as if one's very bones, or timbers, are shivering. 104 00:05:57,041 --> 00:05:59,291 I have not used it since one rainy night 105 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:03,125 when it was necessary to pose as a pirate experiencing amazement. 106 00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:07,083 But there is one occasion when it is always appropriate, 107 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,666 and that is when you see Count Olaf. 108 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,375 Shiver me timbers! 109 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:13,750 That's a pirate expression 110 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:16,833 that means put on these disguises and do what I tell you. 111 00:06:17,416 --> 00:06:19,666 Now, the public still thinks that I'm dead, 112 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:22,583 so we have to be extremely careful with what we say. 113 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,666 Hello, I'm looking to steal a submarine. 114 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,375 I mean, borrow a submarine. 115 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:31,083 I mean, rent your finest discount submarine. 116 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:33,166 [Olaf] In case you were wondering, 117 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:37,541 I'm just a typical family man on vacation with my lovely wife-- 118 00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:39,083 This muumuu is not very "in." 119 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:42,083 -My handsome daughter-- -I'm not handsome! I'm adorable. 120 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:46,000 -And a distant cousin who is dead to me. -Is this because I didn't murder the baby? 121 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:47,625 -I said I was sorry! -Sh! 122 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,916 He says the strangest things. 123 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:54,541 As I was saying, we're taking a family vacation 124 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:56,791 to the bottom of the sea to hunt orphans, 125 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,750 which is a normal activity that many families do. 126 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:08,833 Yep, just a normal family 127 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,041 with an extensive backstory 128 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:13,375 that I'm happy to share with you if you have any questions, 129 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:14,875 or if you've noticed that I resemble 130 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:17,250 a certain dead count that you read about in the paper. 131 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:18,916 Esmé Squalor? 132 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,416 No, that's not my name. 133 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:23,625 My name is some other thing I haven't told you yet. 134 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:25,041 Are you Esmé Squalor? 135 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,250 -Who's asking? -Your submarine's ready. 136 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:30,416 My submarine? 137 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,583 Her submarine? 138 00:07:31,666 --> 00:07:33,041 Some couple arranged it. 139 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,916 Our most terrifying submarine for one Esmé Squalor. 140 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:39,875 It was over the phone, but it sounded like one of them had hair and no beard 141 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:41,458 and the other had a beard and no hair. 142 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,291 Real aura of menace. 143 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,375 They prepaid. 144 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:46,291 Both so thoughtful. 145 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:48,791 Well, did they order anything else? Maybe under the name Olaf? 146 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:50,166 Just this captain's hat. 147 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:51,958 -I'll take it! -They said she was captain. 148 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:53,541 [screams] Oh! 149 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:56,166 Oh, well, this is "in"! [chortles] 150 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:59,541 Countie, Hooky's hooks are making me feel uncomfortable. 151 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:02,041 I'll make it up to you, boss. Who do you want me to kill? 152 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:07,958 Yep, just a normal, regular, ordinary family. 153 00:08:08,541 --> 00:08:10,208 Your sub's the one with the tentacles. 154 00:08:10,291 --> 00:08:11,375 Oh! 155 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:23,250 [Klaus] We heard about a sugar bowl. 156 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,708 Esmé Squalor was searching for it at the Heimlich Hospital. 157 00:08:25,791 --> 00:08:27,375 But one of our agents got to it first. 158 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:30,250 She was taking it to V.F.D. headquarters in the Mortmain Mountains. 159 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:31,833 We went there. They burnt down. 160 00:08:31,916 --> 00:08:34,208 I know. And the sugar bowl fell into Stricken Stream, 161 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:35,541 where it was carried out to sea. 162 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:37,791 That is why the Queequeg is the only hope of finding it. 163 00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:41,000 -What's so important about the sugar bowl? -Both sides of the schism are after it. 164 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:42,916 Some say it's the reason for the schism itself. 165 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,333 -What's in it? -That's top secret. 166 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:46,583 -You're not gonna tell us? -It's on a need to know basis, 167 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:47,958 and you don't need to know. 168 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:49,958 I don't take orders unless I know the facts. 169 00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:51,666 How about we all just focus on finding it, 170 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,541 then we'll all know what's inside the... sugar bowl. 171 00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:57,416 You sound like Cookie. He's always saying cheery stuff like that. 172 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,333 -Cookie? -My other crewman. 173 00:08:59,416 --> 00:09:01,708 He's in charge of meals, though his cooking's a little heavy 174 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,250 -on the chewing gum. -Hey, Cookie! Get out here! 175 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:13,833 Baudelaires! 176 00:09:13,916 --> 00:09:14,833 -Phil! -Phil! 177 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:16,833 [gasping] 178 00:09:16,916 --> 00:09:18,208 Oh, what are you doing here? 179 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,791 Cookie's my second-in-command. Ain't that right, Cookie? 180 00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:22,750 -His name is Phil. -And I call him Cookie. 181 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:25,000 Oh, I really don't mind what people call me. 182 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,250 I'm glad you got out of that terrible lumber mill. 183 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,875 I was sure I could find a better job than "unpaid mill worker." 184 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:34,166 And look at me now. I am a cook on an understaffed submarine! 185 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:35,500 [laughs] 186 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:37,375 Life keeps getting better and better! 187 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:39,916 Phil, I am so sorry for causing that accident. 188 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,916 -No, no, no. That healed ages ago! -Then what happened to your leg? 189 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,875 It was eaten by a shark. Yeah. 190 00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:46,625 It was extremely painful, 191 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:47,750 but on the bright side, 192 00:09:47,833 --> 00:09:50,791 most people never get to see such a dangerous animal up close. 193 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,041 I can see you're still an optimist. 194 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,166 What's for dinner, Cookie? 195 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:57,625 I don't like to say anything bad about anyone's cooking, even mine, so I won't. 196 00:09:57,708 --> 00:10:01,291 [chuckles] Tonight's casserole is extremely chewy. 197 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:03,125 -Chewy? -It's just gum. 198 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:05,000 [babbling] 199 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:07,958 What my sister means is she recently took up an interest in cooking. 200 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,666 She'd be happy to help you in the kitchen. 201 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:12,583 I'd appreciate that. I have no idea what I'm doing! [laughs] 202 00:10:12,666 --> 00:10:14,125 We've got uniforms in the barracks. 203 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:16,375 Once you suit up, Sunny can join Cookie in the galley, 204 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:17,833 while I show Klaus the library. 205 00:10:18,541 --> 00:10:20,083 I could use a dedicated researcher. 206 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:22,500 -What can I do? -Do you have any special skills? 207 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,083 My sister's a mechanical genius. 208 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,125 I wouldn't say "genius." 209 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:28,208 Well, I'm pretty mechanically-minded myself, so the boat's in ship-shape. 210 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:30,750 -I see. -My stepfather had a philosophy: 211 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:32,541 "He who hesitates is lost." 212 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:35,208 -So let's not hesitate, Baudelaires. - Aye-aye. 213 00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:37,541 -Aye-aye! -Aye-aye. 214 00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:40,708 "He who hesitates is lost" isn't a very useful philosophy. 215 00:10:40,791 --> 00:10:43,166 There are plenty of times where it's better to stop and think. 216 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:45,500 Besides, it should be "he or she who hesitates." 217 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,625 I guess that's harder to fit on a plaque. 218 00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:49,458 [Violet sighs] We should hesitate now. 219 00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:51,166 We should try and find the Last Safe Place 220 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,250 instead of floating around looking for a sugar bowl. 221 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:54,666 I think we can trust Fiona. 222 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:57,875 I want to, but there's something about her that rubs me the wrong way. 223 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,041 Really? 224 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,666 'Cause I think she's a lot like you. 225 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:03,833 I know you're worried about Quigley, but I'm sure he's safe. 226 00:11:03,916 --> 00:11:06,500 I know he is. Quigley's very resourceful. 227 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:07,791 [spluttering] 228 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,875 Young man, are you telling me that you tobogganed down a frozen waterfall, 229 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:13,833 fell into a stream when you were separated from your friends, 230 00:11:13,916 --> 00:11:16,625 then made it back to the city on skis you carved out of tree bark? 231 00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:19,208 [scoffs] Frankly, I find that difficult to swallow. 232 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:22,000 I mean, why not just call a cab? And where are your parents? 233 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,708 I'm an orphan. My friends are orphans too. 234 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:26,208 That's why I came to the Department of Orphan Affairs. 235 00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:27,541 -[phone rings] -Excuse me. 236 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:29,875 Yes? 237 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:31,708 Yes. 238 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:33,208 No. 239 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:34,791 No. 240 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:38,458 The color puce. 241 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,375 [laughs] No, thank you. 242 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:43,458 Hm. 243 00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:45,000 You were saying? 244 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,708 Are you gonna help me find my friends? 245 00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:49,208 I'm sorry, but I simply don't have the time to look for orphans 246 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,625 who lack the good sense to stay put. 247 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:54,208 Why, the Baudelaire case alone has chapped my lips too many times to count! 248 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:56,041 And don't get me started about the Quagmires. 249 00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:58,583 I'm looking for the Baudelaires. I'm Quigley Quagmire. 250 00:11:58,666 --> 00:12:00,708 That's impossible. Quigley Quagmire died in a fire, 251 00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:02,458 which seems to be going around. 252 00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:05,041 Now, my new secretary will help you find the door. 253 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,833 -[buzzing] -Jacqueline? 254 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:08,958 Jacqueline! 255 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:10,583 I am not the secretary, 256 00:12:10,666 --> 00:12:13,750 and my name is not Jacqueline, but I might be able to help you. 257 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:16,875 This sounds like a Viciously Fraught Dilemma. 258 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:31,541 For years, people have called me a villain and a criminal. 259 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,875 They've trembled at my every wicked deed. 260 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,125 But I never understood until now 261 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,750 just how terrifying it is to be under the control 262 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:44,208 of a villainous, treacherous, tyrannical, traitorous, 263 00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:46,625 super mean and really, really bossy-- 264 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,791 -Ow! -Don't be such a baby. 265 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:52,041 You're just mad because that nice couple from the mountain like me better than you. 266 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:54,125 That's why they bought me this submarine and hat. 267 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,291 A captain's hat does not make you a captain! 268 00:12:57,791 --> 00:12:59,875 And it's a rental. 269 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:03,416 -Olaf, are you in one of your moods? -We should be hunting Baudelaires, 270 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:07,291 not... not floating around in this hunk of tin. 271 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:10,416 Listen, mister. I supported you when you wanted to chase your dream 272 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,458 of chasing those orphans 273 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,416 through some of the least "in" landscapes in the hinterlands. 274 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:18,125 This time, we are going after what I want. 275 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,583 The sugar bowl. 276 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,250 You're darn right, the sugar bowl. 277 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,666 Besides, just think of this as family time. 278 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,291 [Carmelita] Look at me, Countie! 279 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:27,625 Look at me! Look, Countie! 280 00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:28,583 [giggles] 281 00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:31,041 It's so important in these modern times 282 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:33,666 -with everybody rushing around... -Look! Look! 283 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,041 ...that families carve out time 284 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,541 -to really be together. -Look at me! 285 00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:38,000 Look at me, you cakesniffers! 286 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,458 -[inhales] -Darling, you look adorable! 287 00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:42,041 Doesn't she look adorable? 288 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:45,708 I'm a tap-dancing-ballerina- fairy princess-veterinarian! 289 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:49,875 Next time, please ask before you take disguises from my trunk. 290 00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:51,250 But Countie, 291 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:54,083 I need a special outfit to rehearse for my special tap-dancing- 292 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,750 ballerina-fairy princess- veterinarian recital! 293 00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,333 This number is called "Swan Lake," 294 00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:02,500 where the swan gets run over 295 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,958 because it thought it was more adorable than me. 296 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,791 -[giggles] -Aww! 297 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:12,250 [out of tune music plays] 298 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,791 Oh! Oh! 299 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:17,458 Woo! 300 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Woo! 301 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:20,125 [tapping] 302 00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:22,416 [music continues] 303 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,583 Where do you think you're going? 304 00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,208 To drown my sorrows, 305 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:29,000 before I drown a fairy princess. 306 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,041 Where have you been? 307 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:37,458 Oh, sorry, boss. I had to swab the deck and hang that picture of Captain Esmé 308 00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:38,666 before I started cooking. 309 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,458 I miss the rest of the troupe. 310 00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:43,833 It's a little challenging being the only crew member aboard the Carmelita. 311 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,541 I think we should keep workshopping that name. 312 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,041 Oh... Um, listen, boss, 313 00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:51,833 I know that you're upset about, you know, what went down on the mountains. 314 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,750 So I just wanted to let you know that you can still count on me. 315 00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:02,541 I said "count" because I made a little Countie face. 316 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,000 -What is this? -What? Oh, it's a chef's salad. 317 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,458 It's full of different things that are just chopped up and-- 318 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:08,666 Is there any beef in it? 319 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,041 -It's vegetarian. -Vege-what-who? 320 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,375 "Vegetarian" means there's no meat in it whatsoever. 321 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:13,708 Ow, that's my favorite hook! 322 00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:15,375 You are my henchperson, 323 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:17,875 a word which here means you work for me. 324 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,416 So the next time I ask you to toss a baby off a cliff, 325 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,791 -I expect to hear one thing. -Uh... 326 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,166 "Splat." 327 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,583 Yes! 328 00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:30,791 [gargles] 329 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,000 Oh, no! 330 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,916 Hello, sailors. Looking sharp. 331 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,875 This is Herman Melville. He's one of my favorite authors. 332 00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:47,875 I love the way he dramatizes the plight of overlooked groups, 333 00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:49,708 like poor sailors and young people. 334 00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:51,208 I like his use of symbolism, 335 00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:54,583 like how Moby Dick is both a literal whale and a metaphor for death. 336 00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:57,041 I could do without the sea captain pursuing obsessive, bloody, 337 00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,166 single-minded revenge. 338 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,958 -I'm not surprised. -[laughs] 339 00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:02,250 But my favorite books are over here. 340 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,083 Mycology, Your Cology, 341 00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:07,083 The Fungus Among Us, The Mycological Gaze... 342 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,625 This is books on mushrooms. 343 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,291 -Are you a mycologist? -I've always been interested in fungi. 344 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,166 [babbling] 345 00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,666 -Where should we start? -Well, a book on tidal charts 346 00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,250 might help us determine where the currents carried the sugar bowl. 347 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,875 Then we can calculate where it ended up. 348 00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:25,291 It would be easier to calculate if we knew what was inside. 349 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,000 And I told you that is confidential. 350 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,375 So we can miss the V.F.D. gathering for something we know nothing about. 351 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,958 Without the sugar bowl, there is no gathering. Now get to work. 352 00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:35,083 -But-- -I am the captain and that is an order! 353 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:38,458 I... 354 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,666 -Sorry, I-- -I'm gonna go check the sonar equipment. 355 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,375 If that's okay with the captain. 356 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,166 I don't know what came over me. 357 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,541 It's okay. We've all been through a lot. 358 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,750 It's just been hard without my stepfather. 359 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:55,000 I'm under so much pressure. 360 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:57,666 Well, that makes sense. You're in a submarine. 361 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,416 You know, you and Violet are actually a lot alike. 362 00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:05,333 You're both pretty smart, pretty strong-willed, pretty... 363 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,708 pretty... uh... 364 00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:08,791 The truth is... 365 00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:12,958 my stepfather never told me what was inside the sugar bowl. 366 00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:14,750 A captain's supposed to have all the answers, 367 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,791 but there's so much he never told me about V.F.D. 368 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,791 He said that some secrets are too terrible for young people to know. 369 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,375 [sighs] He drove my brother crazy. 370 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,583 You have a brother? 371 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:23,625 He died. 372 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:24,541 In a fire? 373 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,583 No. In a manatee accident. 374 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,833 Well, our parents kept secrets from us too. 375 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,583 I think they were trying to keep us safe. 376 00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:34,500 Instead, we're facing dangers they never prepared us for. 377 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:41,083 Listen, Klaus. There's something you should know about my family. 378 00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,333 Oh, I found it!  The Water Cycle. 379 00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,041 Sorry, you were saying? 380 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:47,666 It's not important. 381 00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:50,750 [Sunny babbling] 382 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,541 Boxes of gum! 383 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:55,875 I raided the pantry at Lucky Smells before I left. 384 00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:58,458 But we also have potatoes, 385 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,666 all-purpose flour, 386 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,708 cream, ground black pepper, 387 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:05,625 and... 388 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,208 cod. 389 00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:12,666 I know! We could make a cod and gum casserole. 390 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,333 Chowder with gum? [laughs] 391 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:19,833 You have a lot to learn about cooking, little lady. 392 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,708 Cod and potato chowder. 393 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:26,833 That is brilliant! 394 00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:29,541 We don't have any butter, but we do have olive oil. 395 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:36,541 [high-pitched] "Adventurous cooking often necessitates quick substitutions," 396 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:39,000 as my Auntie Julia used to say. 397 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,375 You know, ordinarily, I would never let a toddler peel potatoes, but... 398 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,208 you seem like a natural! 399 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,291 There you are. 400 00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,916 There was nothing onboard that needed repairing, 401 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,250 so I've been studying the mechanics of this airlock. 402 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,666 You put on these diving suits, and the room fills with water, 403 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,333 and then that hatch opens so you can go out to explore. 404 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,333 That might be useful. We've made some progress. 405 00:19:13,416 --> 00:19:14,291 You and Fiona? 406 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,500 You should give her a chance. 407 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,625 The reason she didn't tell us what's in the sugar bowl 408 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:20,625 -is because she doesn't know. -So she lied? What else is she hiding? 409 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:22,291 She's on our side. She's V.F.D.! 410 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,708 But what side of the schism? 411 00:19:23,791 --> 00:19:25,333 She seems pretty noble to me. 412 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,333 A lot of people seem noble that aren't. I don't trust her, Klaus. 413 00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:29,250 But I do. 414 00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:31,583 -Don't you trust me? -Of course. 415 00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:33,666 Then just try to get along. 416 00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:36,583 Come on, we'll show you what we found. 417 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:40,791 [Klaus] We assume the bowl was carried downstream, 418 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,083 and then was washed out to sea, 419 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,083 where the tides carried it in a northwesterly direction. 420 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,958 -Did it sink? -Oceans are in constant motion, 421 00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:50,458 so if an object falls into the sea, then it'll end up miles away. 422 00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:53,291 The currents in this part of the ocean would have carried the sugar bowl 423 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:56,250 around the Mediocre Barrier Reef, which would have carried it to here. 424 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,666 -[Violet] It's marked "A.A." -Anwhistle Aquatics. 425 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,916 Anwhistle was our Aunt Josephine's last name. 426 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 I know. 427 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:05,625 Anwhistle Aquatics was a marine research and rhetorical advice center. 428 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,083 Her husband, Ike, ran it with his brother, Gregor. 429 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,583 Aunt Josephine never mentioned it. 430 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,333 She never mentioned a lot of things. 431 00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:13,416 I'm not surprised she never wanted to talk about it. 432 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,125 Ike and Gregor had a terrible falling out. 433 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:18,000 No one knew why, but they never spoke to each other again. 434 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,250 And then one day there was a fire. 435 00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:25,000 Anwhistle Aquatics burned down, and Gregor Anwhistle was killed. 436 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:26,958 [Violet] So the sugar bowl 437 00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:29,875 -is near the ruins of Anwhistle Aquatics? -That's where it gets confusing. 438 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:33,291 According to my calculations, the bowl is under Anwhistle Aquatics, right here. 439 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:35,333 [Violet] It's marked "G.G." 440 00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:36,583 The Gorgonian Grotto. 441 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:40,416 -It's an underwater cave below the lab. -So we'll set a course for the Grotto. 442 00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:44,500 -What? -We shouldn't rush it. 443 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,458 We don't know if the calculations are correct. 444 00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:48,416 I thought she who hesitated was lost. 445 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,125 Maybe this time, we should stop and think. 446 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,291 [Violet] We can't stop. 447 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,458 We have to make it to the Last Safe Place by Thursday. We're running out of time! 448 00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:56,958 Klaus, tell your sister she is being insubordinate! 449 00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:58,791 Tell your captain she's being absurd! 450 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,583 -I... Let's-- -Soup's up! 451 00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,291 -Good timing, Phil. -Don't thank me, thank Sunny. 452 00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:07,458 Her teeth came in real handy dicing potatoes and deboning the fish. 453 00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:09,291 Smells delicious. 454 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:13,875 Good work, you two. 455 00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:16,583 Good work, everyone. 456 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:19,625 On the advice of my crew, 457 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:23,458 I've decided to set sail for the Gorgonian Grotto right away. Captain's orders. 458 00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:27,083 You see? There is no problem that a family dinner can't solve. 459 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,750 -Political injustice. -Stomachache. 460 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:31,208 -Complex math. -I'm talking about real problems, guys! 461 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,541 [laughing] 462 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,416 [Hooky] It's lettuce. 463 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,958 -And you're sure it's edible? -That's what I said. 464 00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,291 I wanted a salad with pizzas inside. 465 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:41,291 This one's a real snooze. 466 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:44,500 Darling... 467 00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:47,875 [under breath] Say something. 468 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:49,708 [muttering] 469 00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,666 Look, uh, Hooky... 470 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,583 -Actually, you know, my name is-- -This is a family dinner. 471 00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:55,750 Aw! 472 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:57,041 Thanks, boss. 473 00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:01,833 Last I checked, I had one fabulously handsome, "in" partner. 474 00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:04,416 -That's moi. -And one adorably adopted, 475 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,875 sickeningly talented daughter. 476 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:08,458 A man, a woman, a child. 477 00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:09,875 That's a family. 478 00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:12,875 Actually, families take on all sorts of shapes, like-- 479 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:15,833 What Esmé means is go eat in the brig with the rats. 480 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:19,791 Oh, um... 481 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:22,500 Yes, boss. 482 00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:26,416 ♪ The cakesniffer is not family! ♪ 483 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,208 ♪ The cakesniffer is not family! ♪ 484 00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:31,666 ♪ The cakesniffer is not family! ♪ 485 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:34,333 ♪ The cakesniffer is not family! ♪ 486 00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:37,250 ♪ The cakesniffer is not family! ♪ 487 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:40,125 [Fiona] We'll be at Anwhistle Aquatics within the hour. 488 00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:42,375 Maybe you should tell us what we're really getting into. 489 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:44,541 -Violet, stop. -There's something she's not telling us. 490 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:46,625 That's why she hesitated. What's down there? 491 00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:49,041 [sighs] The Medusoid Mycelium. 492 00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:51,583 Mycelium is a word for mushrooms. 493 00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:56,166 And Medusa is a monster from Greek mythology. Her hair is made of snakes. 494 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,416 I bet she was really nice when you got to know her. 495 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,833 The Medusoid Mycelium is a rare mushroom that only grows in the grotto. 496 00:23:01,916 --> 00:23:03,750 One of my books has a poem about it. 497 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:07,750 "A single spore has such grim power that you may die within the hour." 498 00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,916 -So it's poisonous. -And deadly. 499 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,583 The mushroom waxes and wanes. It appears and disappears in cycles. 500 00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:16,708 When it wanes, you might not even know it's there, but when it waxes... 501 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,458 The grotto isolates the fungus so it cannot spread. 502 00:23:21,541 --> 00:23:24,125 If that's where the sugar bowl is... If that's where we're headed... 503 00:23:24,791 --> 00:23:26,000 this mission could be doomed. 504 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,166 [beeping] 505 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,625 It's the sonar detector. 506 00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,041 [beeping continues] 507 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:37,041 -Is that Q the Queequeg? -Aye. 508 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,708 [Klaus] What's that question mark? 509 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:40,750 -Maybe if we go dark, it won't see us. -But-- 510 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:43,666 She who hesitates is lost. Shut off the engines, lights, everything! Go! 511 00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:48,583 [beeping] 512 00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:07,083 [whispering] Get down. Get down! 513 00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:14,625 [crashing] 514 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:18,791 [crashing] 515 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:38,583 [crashing] 516 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:50,625 [crashing] 517 00:24:55,166 --> 00:24:58,000 [beeping] 518 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,708 [all sighing] 519 00:25:05,833 --> 00:25:06,750 What was that? 520 00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:08,916 Sailors called it The Great Unknown. 521 00:25:09,291 --> 00:25:11,333 Did you see it through the porthole? It was enormous. 522 00:25:11,416 --> 00:25:14,375 That was nothing. A few scales, a glimpse of skin. 523 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:16,875 My stepfather used to say there are things in the world 524 00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:19,541 more powerful than human beings can fathom. 525 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:22,000 Ancient, mysterious things. 526 00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:23,458 [switches clunking] 527 00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:25,583 The Great Unknown is one of them. 528 00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:28,208 Different cultures call it by different names, but... 529 00:25:28,791 --> 00:25:31,291 it's always out there, waiting in the darkness. 530 00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:34,375 Jacques Snicket's brother wrote an account of it. It's in the library. 531 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:36,125 We should read that, in case it comes back, 532 00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:38,083 and any books you have on the Medusoid Mycelium. 533 00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:39,833 -I'll get them. -[Cookie] Please hurry back. 534 00:25:39,916 --> 00:25:41,583 You do not want to miss dessert. 535 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,583 Sunny and I made something very special. 536 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:45,958 [laughs] 537 00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:47,000 It's not gum, is it? 538 00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,208 It's a surprise. 539 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,208 I wish you were here. 540 00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:16,500 The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. 541 00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:20,041 If you have been stricken with a great sadness, 542 00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:22,875 you may feel as if you have been set aflame 543 00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:25,083 as the sadness spreads over your life, 544 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:28,208 like smoke from an enormous fire. 545 00:26:29,083 --> 00:26:30,791 If the Baudelaires could laugh again, 546 00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:32,458 they might have found it funny to know 547 00:26:32,541 --> 00:26:35,125 that as they contemplated their own sad history 548 00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:36,833 and the uncharted waters ahead, 549 00:26:36,916 --> 00:26:40,083 their worst enemy was adrift in sadness too. 550 00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:43,291 I'll never laugh again. 551 00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:45,708 [exhales] 552 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,416 [splutters] 553 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,458 See? My lips can't even form the sound. 554 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:53,833 All joy and mirth has been sucked from my life like those... 555 00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:57,833 What are those parasitic things that cling to you and suck your blood? 556 00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:58,958 Lachrymose leeches? 557 00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,041 Families. 558 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:06,208 How the mighty have sunk... sunk to the bottom of the sea. 559 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,958 Without the Baudelaires to torment, there is no light, no air, 560 00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:13,333 no prescription moisturizer because someone forgot to pack it! 561 00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:15,458 Stop being depressing. 562 00:27:15,541 --> 00:27:16,875 It's depressing me. 563 00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:18,666 [snarling] Get over it. 564 00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:21,291 Life's the pits, and you can't get what you want, 565 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:23,875 no matter how handsome and good-looking you are. 566 00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:25,166 But I'm adorable! 567 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:26,416 Looks fade. 568 00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:29,541 -[whimpering] -You're scaring our daughter! 569 00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:31,583 I know, and I still don't feel better. 570 00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:35,625 [beeping] 571 00:27:35,708 --> 00:27:37,083 [Olaf] I don't believe it. 572 00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:40,500 [Carmelita] What is that cakesniffing shape? 573 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:43,000 -It looks like a big comma. -[Olaf] It's the Great Unknown. 574 00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:46,041 I thought that was a myth, like gravity or inner beauty. 575 00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:47,166 Be quiet or it'll sense us! 576 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,583 I don't have to be quiet. I'm too adorable! 577 00:27:49,666 --> 00:27:50,541 Turn out the lights! 578 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:53,208 [machines power down] 579 00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:03,125 [exhales] 580 00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:05,500 I'll tell Hooky to get us out of here. 581 00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,583 Hooky, get us out of here. 582 00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:08,500 Wait... 583 00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:09,666 [beeping] 584 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,166 Is that a Q? 585 00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:16,958 What is that? 586 00:28:17,041 --> 00:28:18,250 [Klaus] It looks like... 587 00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:22,666 Quick, turn everything off again. 588 00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:25,875 Well, if it isn't the Queequeg. 589 00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,291 That's Captain Widdershins' ship. 590 00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:30,250 Widdershins? That sounds like a skin disease. Am I right? 591 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,583 You're close. It's a volunteer. 592 00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:35,000 That old salt lick owes me fifty bucks! 593 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:38,958 Plus, I bet he can tell us where the Baudelaires are. 594 00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:42,458 Those volunteers are always sending each other annoying telegrams. 595 00:28:42,541 --> 00:28:44,875 We are not after the Baudelaires! We're after the sugar bowl. 596 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:47,333 I remind you that I've been made captain of this boat, not you. 597 00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:50,041 -Oh! -Consider this a mutiny. 598 00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:53,000 -Full steam ahead! -[whirring] 599 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:54,583 [Klaus] It's coming straight at us. 600 00:28:56,916 --> 00:28:59,541 -[Violet] It's a submarine. -[Klaus] A very strange submarine. 601 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:01,125 Let's not stick around! 602 00:29:02,583 --> 00:29:04,166 [alarm blares] 603 00:29:06,791 --> 00:29:08,833 [Olaf] Ah, the thrill of the chase! 604 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,875 I can feel my belly roil! 605 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,458 That's the salad. You can never trust green food. 606 00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:15,958 Ha! 607 00:29:16,041 --> 00:29:17,666 That's not the salad, my pet. 608 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,541 That's a villainous laugh. 609 00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:23,375 Ha-ha-hi-ho. 610 00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:29,041 [Olaf] Ha-ha-hee-ho. 611 00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:31,208 Horticulture! 612 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:33,250 Come to papa! 613 00:29:34,958 --> 00:29:36,000 [rattling] 614 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,083 Oh, boy, this is exciting! 615 00:29:46,041 --> 00:29:49,041 [tapping] 616 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,500 [alarm blares] 617 00:29:57,291 --> 00:29:58,791 [Olaf] Ha-ha-ha! 618 00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:00,083 Hee-hee! 619 00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:01,166 -Oh, no! -It can't be! 620 00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:05,041 [Olaf] I'm splitting my sides! I'm nauseous with mirth! 621 00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:07,625 I'm seriously considering compiling a joke book 622 00:30:07,708 --> 00:30:10,333 from all the hilarious things bouncing around in my brain! 623 00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:12,125 Ha-ha! 624 00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:13,875 If I do say so myself. 625 00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:15,666 Ha! 626 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,916 [squeaking] 627 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,833 When did you change? We boarded the sub, like, right away. 628 00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:24,250 Oh, this? It's just something I threw together. 629 00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:25,958 Oh, you look great. 630 00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:30,958 -Doesn't she? -You're not Captain Widdershins. 631 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,833 Oops. 632 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,125 Sorry, kids. 633 00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:39,833 Well, well, well... 634 00:30:39,916 --> 00:30:41,166 [Esmé sighs] 635 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:43,208 The Quagmires. 636 00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:46,166 -It's the Baudelaires, love. -Who? 637 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,541 You adopted us for a while. 638 00:30:47,625 --> 00:30:49,375 -Doesn't ring a bell. -[Olaf] Hm. 639 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:52,000 What a fortuitous turn of events. 640 00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:54,416 I was expecting to torture an old enemy 641 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:57,041 until he revealed the location of you orphans, 642 00:30:57,125 --> 00:31:00,708 but now I can skip the middleman and simply torture you. 643 00:31:00,791 --> 00:31:02,291 Hee-hee-hi-ho. 644 00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:04,333 Ha ya, pickle ho. 645 00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:07,458 -Why are you making those noises? -It's our new villainous laugh. 646 00:31:07,541 --> 00:31:09,041 It's very "in." 647 00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:13,291 There's nothing funny about villainy. 648 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:16,750 Yes, well, comedy is subjective. Higgledy-piggledy! 649 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,416 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 650 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,416 I thought you'd drowned in Stricken Stream. 651 00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:23,208 [buzzing] 652 00:31:27,416 --> 00:31:28,541 I was heartbroken. 653 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:31,458 You weren't heartbroken. You've tried to murder us plenty of times. 654 00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:34,625 I was heartbroken because I'd planned to slaughter you myself, 655 00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:36,583 after I got your fortune, of course. 656 00:31:36,666 --> 00:31:40,333 And pried the sugar bowl from your cold, dead fingers or toes. 657 00:31:40,416 --> 00:31:42,625 Why would we hold a sugar bowl with our toes? 658 00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:44,833 [whispering] Don't question me. 659 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:48,041 [Olaf] Where is the old man, anyway? I thought this was his sub. 660 00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:50,000 Captain Widdershins left 661 00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:52,625 to answer a distress call from a manatee and never came back. 662 00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:57,583 That does check out. He always had a thing for sea cows. 663 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:01,958 But do you expect me to believe that he would leave his sub with no captain? 664 00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:03,416 I'm the captain. 665 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:06,333 You? Captain of a submarine? I don't believe that. 666 00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:08,125 -Because I'm too young? -Because you're a girl. 667 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:10,375 Uh, you were a captain not five minutes ago, love. 668 00:32:10,458 --> 00:32:11,750 [hissing] I am a woman. 669 00:32:12,291 --> 00:32:14,458 -[Olaf] You're coming with us, brats. -What about me? 670 00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:18,041 Who are you again? Oh, never mind. There's room in the brig for all of you. 671 00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:19,625 I get to see a brig? 672 00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:21,541 -Let's go, orphans. -Sea monster! 673 00:32:21,625 --> 00:32:24,166 -Wait, what? -How dare you call me that. 674 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,291 Oh, man, running is super fun! 675 00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:28,625 [Esmé] I'll show you a sea monster! 676 00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:29,791 Take that! 677 00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:30,708 [crashing] 678 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:35,416 Sorry, baby, but I can't let you get away this time. 679 00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:39,625 [laughing] Lookee, Countie, I caught a cakesniffer! 680 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:42,666 You see, Baudelaires, I have a family too, 681 00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:45,166 only mine is better than yours 682 00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:47,208 because they do everything I tell them to do, 683 00:32:47,291 --> 00:32:48,708 and they're alive. 684 00:32:48,791 --> 00:32:50,625 -Darling... -Not now, my pet. 685 00:32:50,708 --> 00:32:54,166 -But darling, the sugar bowl-- -Yes, I know you want the sugar bowl! 686 00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:56,083 I'm going to find it for you, I promise. 687 00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,791 But darling! 688 00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:00,750 They already have. 689 00:33:05,791 --> 00:33:07,291 That's because this is scary. 690 00:33:08,083 --> 00:33:10,708 You will dive deep and retrieve that sugar bowl! 691 00:33:11,208 --> 00:33:12,041 You hear me? 692 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:14,708 I'm sure they can hear you, dear. You're very, very loud. 693 00:33:14,791 --> 00:33:16,166 And I wouldn't try to escape. 694 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:19,291 You're at the bottom of the ocean and there's not much air in those suits. 695 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:23,333 If you don't come back, you'll die, and I don't want that, not yet. 696 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:26,708 [Olaf] Let's have one more round of villainous laughter, on the house. 697 00:33:26,791 --> 00:33:28,666 Ha-ha hostages! 698 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:31,458 Hee-hee-hee antagonism! 699 00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:33,875 Cackle, cackle, cakesniffer! 700 00:34:05,083 --> 00:34:09,458 The phrase "uncharted waters" refers to locations that do not appear on a map, 701 00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:12,041 but it can also describe any place that is unknown. 702 00:34:12,958 --> 00:34:14,541 From the darkest depths of the sea... 703 00:34:16,583 --> 00:34:18,291 to one's own future, 704 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:21,125 which cannot be known until it arrives. 705 00:34:27,791 --> 00:34:29,833 [Olaf] Widdershins, you old fool. 706 00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:32,125 You always picked the wrong side. 707 00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:34,416 -What do you think happened to him? -He probably drowned. 708 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,500 -You think? -Or got himself eaten by sharks. 709 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:38,166 No, that was me. 710 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:39,083 [laughs] 711 00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:40,333 Classic Phil. 712 00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:46,000 Boss... you know, most submarines have more than one crew member. 713 00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:49,250 So what? Most sailors have more than no hands. 714 00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,416 No, I meant, maybe I should search for stowaways. 715 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,625 -That's not a bad idea, Hooky. -Actually, my name is-- 716 00:34:53,708 --> 00:34:56,208 Search the Queequeg from stern to other side. 717 00:34:56,291 --> 00:34:58,583 If you find any volunteers or soft pretzels, 718 00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:00,333 bring them right to my mouth. 719 00:35:00,416 --> 00:35:01,375 Aye aye, Captain. 720 00:35:01,458 --> 00:35:03,083 I love soft pretzels! 721 00:35:11,208 --> 00:35:12,416 -[beeping] -S... 722 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,458 -[beeping] -O... 723 00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:15,708 -[beeping] -S. 724 00:35:15,791 --> 00:35:17,166 -[beeping] -[Poe] S.O.S. 725 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:18,541 That's what I ought to send! 726 00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:21,541 -I'm literally drowning in paperwork. -[Kit] Figuratively. 727 00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:23,875 You're figuratively drowning in paperwork. 728 00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:25,916 Yes, I meant to say literally. 729 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,791 It's all hands on deck here at the Department of Orphan Affairs 730 00:35:28,875 --> 00:35:30,958 since those mysterious fires created all those orphans. 731 00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:33,916 And if that weren't bad enough, the orphans themselves have gone missing. 732 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,958 That's why I'm so glad you've agreed to become my secretary. 733 00:35:37,041 --> 00:35:39,958 I don't work for you, Mr. Poe. I'm just here to use your telegraph. 734 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:41,541 Well, I wish you'd reconsider. 735 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,166 We offer partial-pay maternity leave. 736 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:46,041 -[beeping] -[screaming] 737 00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:48,625 Is that my boss? Is it my wife? Is it the taxman? 738 00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:50,833 I meant to pay him, but I got so busy making money. 739 00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,083 -It's for me. -For you? 740 00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:54,083 Technically, it's a Volunteer Factual Dispatch, 741 00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:56,250 which is a type of message sent out to all the members 742 00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:58,125 of a particular organization to which I belong, 743 00:35:58,208 --> 00:36:00,541 but I thought maybe that was too confusing to explain. 744 00:36:01,291 --> 00:36:03,166 Yes. [laughs] Well... 745 00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:07,375 We'll discuss receiving personal correspondences in the office tomorrow. 746 00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:13,166 [Fiona] Sugar bowl in G.G., stop. Mission compromised, stop. 747 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,333 [beeping] 748 00:36:18,416 --> 00:36:20,208 [beeping] 749 00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:21,833 Come on! Come on! 750 00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:27,833 [Kit] Sending help. 751 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:42,583 [sighs] 752 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,500 [footsteps] 753 00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:03,000 [beeping] 754 00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:11,666 [footsteps] 755 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:17,791 [sighs] 756 00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:20,541 [gasps] 757 00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:22,791 It's me. How fast can you swim? 758 00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:36,000 As Klaus had predicted by studying the tidal charts, 759 00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:39,958 the currents carried the Baudelaires to the mouth of the Gorgonian Grotto. 760 00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:43,125 I remember a time when Anwhistle Aquatics 761 00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:46,583 was renowned as a marine research and rhetorical advice center, 762 00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:50,208 and as the aquatic base of a secret organization. 763 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:54,000 The organization has waxed and waned over the years, 764 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:56,833 and since the schism, many volunteers have lost dear friends, 765 00:37:56,916 --> 00:38:00,708 trusted associates, and beloved siblings. 766 00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:07,333 Anwhistle Aquatics, of course, burned down in a fire, 767 00:38:07,416 --> 00:38:10,041 but the grotto beneath the lab remains 768 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:12,458 so that anyone who ventures inside 769 00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:16,375 can see glimpses of the organization's glorious history... 770 00:38:17,208 --> 00:38:19,333 before it fell into darkness. 771 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:32,375 [Klaus] That must lead to Anwhistle Aquatics. 772 00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:33,375 [Violet] And a way out. 773 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,125 [Violet] Once we get the bowl, 774 00:38:35,208 --> 00:38:37,583 -we'll be able to escape to the surface. -Not without Fiona. 775 00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:40,000 -Fiona can handle herself. -We're not leaving her behind! 776 00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:41,958 We can talk about it once we find the sugar bowl. 777 00:38:42,041 --> 00:38:43,500 [Violet] That's scientific equipment. 778 00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:46,416 [Klaus] V.F.D. must have been doing experiments down here before the fire. 779 00:38:47,583 --> 00:38:49,583 [Violet] What kind of experiments? 780 00:38:51,791 --> 00:38:52,875 [Klaus] Did you find something? 781 00:38:53,708 --> 00:38:56,500 It's an old telegram. A Volunteer Factual Dispatch. 782 00:38:56,583 --> 00:38:57,416 [Klaus] That's V.F.D. 783 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,708 [Violet] "Gregor: Please reconsider your project. 784 00:38:59,791 --> 00:39:02,000 You're playing with fire. Don't make me do the same." 785 00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:03,583 It's signed "Fernald." 786 00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:04,666 Who's Fernald? 787 00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:06,583 And what project? 788 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:07,916 I don't know. 789 00:39:09,166 --> 00:39:11,416 There's something sinister about this place. 790 00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:14,750 Something bad happened here. It's not just the fire. 791 00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:18,333 I'm sure my calculations were correct. 792 00:39:18,416 --> 00:39:20,416 I double-checked them, and Fiona triple-checked them. 793 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,125 [Violet] Look at this. I think they were. 794 00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:24,500 It looks like the sugar bowl was here. 795 00:39:25,458 --> 00:39:26,583 Those footprints are recent. 796 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:36,750 -Hello? -Is someone up there? 797 00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:40,958 [Quigley] Violet? Klaus? 798 00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:42,833 -Quigley? -Quigley! 799 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:46,708 What are you doing here? 800 00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:49,291 V.F.D. sent me. I got the sugar bowl! 801 00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,666 I've learned so much! When you get up here, I'll tell you everything. 802 00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:53,708 Violet, stop! 803 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:56,416 [gurgling] 804 00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:58,916 It's the Medusoid Mycelium. 805 00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,000 It's waxing! 806 00:40:05,625 --> 00:40:07,500 -What's going on? -Violet, you have to come down. 807 00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,791 Violet! 808 00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:13,125 Violet, hurry! It's spreading towards you! 809 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:17,708 Quigley, the mushrooms are dangerous! 810 00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:20,000 They're spreading up the stairs! You have to go! 811 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:21,416 No, not without you! 812 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,583 -We'll meet you at the Last Safe Place. -No! 813 00:40:23,666 --> 00:40:26,458 Count Olaf is expecting the sugar bowl. Should Quigley throw it down? 814 00:40:26,541 --> 00:40:28,541 No. Whatever's inside is safer away from Count Olaf. 815 00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:32,333 [Klaus] Shut the door! 816 00:40:32,708 --> 00:40:34,166 [Violet] Quigley, shut the door! 817 00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:38,583 [sighs] 818 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:47,625 What do we tell Olaf when we come back empty-handed? 819 00:40:47,708 --> 00:40:50,083 [Violet] If we don't go now, we won't be alive to tell them. 820 00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:52,000 Come on. If we hesitate, we're lost. 821 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:01,833 -I searched the sub. -And? 822 00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:03,375 I didn't find anyone, boss. 823 00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:06,625 Well, thank you for wasting everyone's time! 824 00:41:06,958 --> 00:41:08,750 Take the prisoner to the Carmelita. 825 00:41:10,375 --> 00:41:12,041 [dinging] 826 00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:14,625 Oh, that must be the Baudelaires! 827 00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:16,166 [shrieking] 828 00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:17,958 Oh! Oh! 829 00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:20,000 I am so excited to get my hands on that sugar bowl, 830 00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:21,291 I could chew off someone's arm! 831 00:41:21,375 --> 00:41:24,500 -I've still got two of ‘em! -Come on! Show-off. 832 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:27,291 [shrieking] 833 00:41:28,041 --> 00:41:31,875 One of the most powerful elements not found on standard periodic tables 834 00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:34,000 is the element of surprise. 835 00:41:34,083 --> 00:41:35,875 -[tapping] -Sugar bowl safe. 836 00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:39,500 Baudelaires in danger. 837 00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:42,916 The element of surprise is found where you least expect it. 838 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:50,916 But it is a dangerous element, 839 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,916 which is why I recommend limiting one's scientific studies to the water cycle. 840 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,916 [Violet] I hope Quigley will be all right. 841 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,583 I hope we'll be all right once they discover we don't have the bowl. 842 00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:01,958 The water cycle consists of three key phenomena: 843 00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:04,541 evaporation, precipitation, and collection. 844 00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:06,125 All of them are equally boring... 845 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:08,833 One second, Sunny. 846 00:42:08,916 --> 00:42:10,666 ...but so much less upsetting... 847 00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:14,500 than the natural phenomena the Baudelaires were about to behold. 848 00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:18,750 Oh, no. 849 00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:22,791 No! No, no, no! 850 00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:24,041 No, no, no! 851 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:26,125 [Violet gasps] It'll be okay. 852 00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:27,416 It'll be okay, Sunny. 853 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:28,583 Don't worry. 854 00:42:28,666 --> 00:42:32,791 Hee-hee-ho-ho. 855 00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:40,000 [theme music playing]