1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,875 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:10,708 --> 00:00:13,708 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 3 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:17,375 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,750 ♪ This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day ♪ 5 00:00:21,833 --> 00:00:24,541 ♪ Every single episode is nothing but dismay ♪ 6 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,125 ♪ So look away ♪ 7 00:00:26,208 --> 00:00:29,958 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 8 00:00:30,708 --> 00:00:33,541 ♪ The Baudelaires are deep below the surface of the sea ♪ 9 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:37,708 ♪ Hoping to avoid Count Olaf's horrid company ♪ 10 00:00:37,791 --> 00:00:41,083 ♪ But, of course, he finds them And, of course, it's very awful ♪ 11 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:45,125 ♪ This show is so grim It really ought to be unlawful ♪ 12 00:00:45,208 --> 00:00:47,458 ♪ Just look away ♪ 13 00:00:47,541 --> 00:00:49,708 ♪ Look away ♪ 14 00:00:49,791 --> 00:00:51,416 ♪ There's nothing but horror ♪ 15 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,416 ♪ And inconvenience on the way ♪ 16 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,333 ♪ Ask any stable person "Should I watch?" ♪ 17 00:00:55,416 --> 00:00:56,541 ♪ And they will say ♪ 18 00:00:56,625 --> 00:00:57,833 ♪ Look away ♪ 19 00:00:58,208 --> 00:01:01,333 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 20 00:01:01,666 --> 00:01:04,791 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 21 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:08,500 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 22 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:12,125 ♪ Look away, look away ♪ 23 00:01:13,958 --> 00:01:15,541 [water gushing] 24 00:01:16,291 --> 00:01:18,291 [Lemony] If you are considering a career in villainy, 25 00:01:18,375 --> 00:01:20,041 you will need several things... 26 00:01:20,541 --> 00:01:22,333 -A villainous laugh... -[laughter] 27 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:26,541 ...a villainous way to get around, like a particularly nightmarish submarine, 28 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:28,416 and most important of all, 29 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,583 a villainous disregard for the lives of other people. 30 00:01:31,666 --> 00:01:34,666 You orphans are as useless at sea as you are on land. 31 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:36,958 I order you to bring my girlfriend a sugar bowl, 32 00:01:37,041 --> 00:01:39,291 and instead, all you bring is a coughing baby! 33 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:42,958 If you are a mycologist, or if you have seen the previous episode, 34 00:01:43,041 --> 00:01:45,958 then you know several facts about the Medusoid Mycelium. 35 00:01:46,041 --> 00:01:47,458 [Olaf] The brig is this way! 36 00:01:47,791 --> 00:01:50,750 You know that it is a poisonous fungus that waxes and wanes, 37 00:01:50,833 --> 00:01:53,750 a phrase which here means it disappears and reappears. 38 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:55,458 What the No, this way. 39 00:01:55,791 --> 00:01:58,250 You know that it grows best in small, dark places, 40 00:01:58,333 --> 00:01:59,958 like the throat of a toddler, 41 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:02,666 and you know that it works on a very strict schedule, 42 00:02:03,041 --> 00:02:06,375 a schedule that currently meant Sunny Baudelaire had an hour to live. 43 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:08,958 [Olaf] We definitely haven't been this way. Wait. 44 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:12,208 [panting] Sunny has less than an hour. We have to find an antidote! 45 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:14,791 Fiona will know what to do. She has books on fungi in her library. 46 00:02:14,875 --> 00:02:16,083 We have to get to the Queequeg. 47 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:17,750 -Well, now which way? -We have to go back. 48 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,583 Don't be ridiculous! We just came from there. 49 00:02:19,666 --> 00:02:21,750 Sunny's been poisoned. If we don't go back, she'll die! 50 00:02:21,833 --> 00:02:24,375 Fine with me. I only need one of you alive to get your fortune. 51 00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:26,583 Serves her right for coming back without the sugar bowl. 52 00:02:26,666 --> 00:02:27,541 It's this way! 53 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:30,000 We have to find an antidote! 54 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:33,541 Yes, well, I anti-don't care. Tee-hee, ticklish! 55 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:34,958 Tort-tort, turmeric! 56 00:02:35,041 --> 00:02:36,625 Ha-ha, hoi polloi! 57 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:37,541 [screams] 58 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:38,833 [Olaf] Hey, hey, hey! 59 00:02:38,916 --> 00:02:40,625 Not so fast! 60 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:43,458 [panting] Sunny's life depends on us! 61 00:02:43,541 --> 00:02:47,541 Uh, I think you're confused. Your life depends on me. 62 00:02:48,541 --> 00:02:50,041 Now let me be clear. 63 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:52,916 If I wanted, I could drown you in the sea, 64 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,208 or have you strangled by the arms of this mechanical octopus. 65 00:02:56,291 --> 00:02:59,750 It is only through the kindness of my heart and greed 66 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:03,000 that I am throwing you in the brig and torturing you instead! 67 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,916 Now let's get moving! Which way? 68 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:06,708 To the right! 69 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,166 The left. When I said right, I meant left. 70 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:14,291 [Lemony] I beg of you, 71 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:16,916 turn the corner on this unfortunate episode, 72 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,375 for like the respiratory system of poor, poor Sunny Baudelaire... 73 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:21,500 [coughing] 74 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:27,250 ...the Baudelaires' situation still has time to get much, much worse. 75 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,625 Follow me, orphans. The Snow Scouts. 76 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:32,333 Row faster, you cakesniffers! 77 00:03:32,416 --> 00:03:33,500 [Violet] And Carmelita. 78 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:35,500 Hiya, Baudelaires! Phil! You're alive! 79 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,541 Oh, better than alive. 80 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:39,500 Just think, yesterday I had one job on a submarine. 81 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,666 Today, I have two! 82 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,833 I'm a rower and a swabber! 83 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:46,583 Well, let's hurry along before we Countie! 84 00:03:46,666 --> 00:03:49,666 You're just in time for my special dance recital. 85 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:52,000 [all groaning] Please, no! 86 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:55,166 Carmelita is the most talented dancer in the universe! 87 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:58,000 When you see her dance, your eyes will bleed with gratitude 88 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:00,416 until it all clots up and you get an eye infection. 89 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:01,500 I can vouch for that! 90 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:04,458 You are gonna stay and watch my recital, 91 00:04:04,958 --> 00:04:06,291 aren't you, Countie? 92 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:09,625 I'm busy. I have to throw the Baudelaires into the brig. 93 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,666 You like the Baudelaires more than me?! 94 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:14,541 I'll have Hooky torture these orphans. You stay here and... 95 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,583 torture those orphans. 96 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:19,583 Tell him to be extra vicious with those brats! I want the location of-- 97 00:04:19,666 --> 00:04:21,791 The sugar bowl. I know, I know! 98 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:24,750 Welcome to the brig, Baudelaires. 99 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:26,458 That's the pirate word for jail. 100 00:04:26,541 --> 00:04:29,458 Please let us get back to the Queequeg. Can't you see Sunny coughing? 101 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:33,083 -[coughing] -Of course. I can also see me not caring. 102 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:35,083 [coughing continues] 103 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:37,708 Oh, she's really coughing her lungs out. She's going to die! 104 00:04:37,791 --> 00:04:40,125 Finally we agree on something. 105 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:42,291 [door locks] 106 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:44,958 Hang on, Sunny. We're gonna get help. 107 00:04:45,041 --> 00:04:46,416 [sunny wheezes] 108 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:48,041 [coughing] 109 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:51,833 How are we supposed to get out of here? We're locked in the brig. 110 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,250 We've broken out of prison before. 111 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:55,166 That was a jailhouse made of brick and mortar. 112 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:57,333 [stammering] This is a submarine. 113 00:04:57,625 --> 00:04:59,500 Those walls are reinforced steel. 114 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:00,875 There has to be some-- 115 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,583 Going somewhere? 116 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:07,125 I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, orphans. I'm here to torture you. 117 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:10,125 You can torture us all you want. I am gonna torture you all I want. 118 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:13,583 We don't know where the sugar bowl is, and we don't care. Sunny-- 119 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:14,500 Shh! 120 00:05:14,916 --> 00:05:16,750 Now, the boss has questions, and so do I. 121 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,500 Why were you on the Queequeg? What are you playing at? 122 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,333 Where's the baby? 123 00:05:21,416 --> 00:05:22,875 She's in bed. She's sick. 124 00:05:22,958 --> 00:05:25,000 If we don't get her back to the Queequeg, she'll die. 125 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:26,250 I don't have time for tricks! 126 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:27,916 [coughing] 127 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,083 I saved your life on that mountain, baby, and the boss has made me suffer for it. 128 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:34,000 But I think that suffering is like a family dinner. It should be shared. 129 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,500 [coughing] 130 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:37,500 Let me just take off that stupid helmet. No! 131 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:40,583 [spluttering] 132 00:05:40,666 --> 00:05:42,708 She's infected with the Medusoid Mycelium. 133 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,375 Do you know how dangerous that fungus is? 134 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:49,625 Oh, no. The spores are already taking root in her throat! 135 00:05:49,708 --> 00:05:52,291 We have to get out of here! You have to help us, please! 136 00:05:52,958 --> 00:05:54,166 She's our sister. 137 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:10,500 It's gonna be okay. 138 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,375 The rowing room is around the curve to the right. 139 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:20,583 From there, it's a series of confusing twists and turns 140 00:06:20,666 --> 00:06:22,833 that took me hours and hours of walking to memorize. 141 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,416 Right, then left, then another right, then right again, 142 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,916 then two more lefts and you'll be back at the Queequeg. 143 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,208 That's right, left, right, right, left, left. 144 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:31,750 Show-off. 145 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,416 Don't think this means I'm on your side, orphans. 146 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,375 You rotten brats have made my life miserable. 147 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:38,875 Every time we fail to get your fortune, Count Olaf yells at me. 148 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:40,666 You're the one who makes our lives miserable! 149 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:42,875 Count Olaf performs terrible schemes, and you help him! 150 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:44,583 -Let's just agree to disagree. -[coughing] 151 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:47,125 Shh! Sorry, baby. You're gonna have to be quiet. 152 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:48,833 Here. 153 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:51,708 All right. 154 00:06:51,791 --> 00:06:53,500 I'll go see if the coast is clear. 155 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:54,916 [panting] 156 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:55,958 [screaming] 157 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,125 [Hooky] Oh! Oh! 158 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,458 You scared me! 159 00:06:58,541 --> 00:06:59,666 You scared me, boss. 160 00:07:00,416 --> 00:07:02,708 Uh, what's wrong? What? Nothing. Nothing. 161 00:07:02,791 --> 00:07:05,041 No, I'm just taking a stroll down one of the many corridors 162 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,125 of my enormous submarine. What could be wrong? 163 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:08,791 If you're lost, I can help. Thank you. 164 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,708 I'm looking for the room where we keep the wine. 165 00:07:10,791 --> 00:07:11,750 Oh, the galley. 166 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:14,083 No. The wine room. It's this way, right? 167 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:15,958 No, it's this way, left. Let me show you. 168 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:18,291 Aren't you supposed to be torturing orphans right now? 169 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:22,208 I was headed to the galley-- to the wine room, to sharpen my hooks... 170 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,500 um, so that I could... uh... 171 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:29,208 poke their orphany skin with minimal effort while achieving maximum pain. 172 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:31,916 I don't know what I'd do without you, Hooky. 173 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,083 Thanks, boss. But you're still not family. 174 00:07:34,166 --> 00:07:37,333 Now, off to the wine room! I could use a nice Caber-net. 175 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:46,458 For my third number, I'm going to twirl around while you clap as hard as you can! 176 00:07:46,541 --> 00:07:47,541 [boy] Carmelita, please. 177 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:49,333 We've been rowing for hours. 178 00:07:49,416 --> 00:07:50,625 My hands are too sore to clap. 179 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:51,666 [children moan] 180 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:54,166 After we save Sunny, we have to help those kids. 181 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:56,458 We have to get past Carmelita and Esmé first. 182 00:07:57,416 --> 00:07:58,458 [sighs] 183 00:07:59,791 --> 00:08:02,416 We need to create a distraction to get back to the Queequeg. 184 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:06,416 Then once Sunny's safe, we can find a way to free those Snow Scouts. Violet? 185 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:09,916 Violet? 186 00:08:10,291 --> 00:08:11,750 Maybe we can do both. 187 00:08:12,416 --> 00:08:13,666 We need to create a sea monster. 188 00:08:21,666 --> 00:08:23,125 ♪ C is for cute ♪ 189 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:25,500 ♪ A is for adorable ♪ 190 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:27,291 ♪ R is for ravishing ♪ 191 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,333 ♪ M is for gorgeous ♪ 192 00:08:29,416 --> 00:08:31,000 ♪ E is for extra-gorgeous ♪ 193 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:33,333 ♪ L is for lovable ♪ 194 00:08:33,416 --> 00:08:34,541 ♪ I is for I'm the best ♪ 195 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:36,666 ♪ T is for talented ♪ 196 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:40,583 ♪ And A is for a tap-dancing ballerina ♪ 197 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:44,000 ♪ Fairy princess veterinarian! ♪ 198 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:45,833 [screeching] 199 00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:47,125 What's that noise? 200 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:49,833 That noise is Carmelita's singing voice, and it's extremely pleasant. 201 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:52,625 [screeching] 202 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:53,750 [Esmé] Wait... 203 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,041 I hear something now. 204 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,875 It sounds like an alarm. 205 00:08:56,958 --> 00:08:57,875 We're under attack! 206 00:08:57,958 --> 00:09:00,583 [wailing] Mommy! [Phil] It's the Great Unknown! 207 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,416 Of course, I'm too young to be your real mother. 208 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,958 I heard it swallows you alive! I heard that it's a metaphor for death. 209 00:09:06,041 --> 00:09:08,041 I'm too adorable to be swallowed! 210 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:10,333 We have to get out of here! You will not abandon ship! 211 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,166 She said abandon ship! Stop it! 212 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,125 You stop! Stop! 213 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:15,375 Carmelita, stop them now! 214 00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:18,125 [screaming] 215 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:21,916 I am your captain, and I order you to stop these prisoners at once! 216 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,541 Ayeaye, your Esméness! 217 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:24,583 [Carmelita] Stop it! 218 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:27,041 [Esmé] Don't touch them, darling! They're filthy! 219 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:28,666 Stop running away! 220 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:30,125 Vive Le Révolution! 221 00:09:30,791 --> 00:09:32,291 Oh, my leg! 222 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:33,375 Oh, boy. 223 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:34,625 [laughs] 224 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,583 That's some tender tootsies. 225 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,916 [screaming and yelling continues] 226 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:46,000 Fiona! 227 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:48,708 -Baudelaires, what's going on? -We need your help. 228 00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:50,750 We encountered the Medusoid Mycelium in the grotto. 229 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:51,833 Sunny's been infected. 230 00:09:51,916 --> 00:09:54,208 We need to find an antidote. She's getting worse. 231 00:09:54,291 --> 00:09:56,166 How did you escape? Did you find the sugar bowl? 232 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,541 -It's with someone we trust. -We didn't escape. 233 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:00,708 Olaf's henchman let us get away, the one with hooks. 234 00:10:00,791 --> 00:10:03,500 Where is he? He's distracting Olaf, but we got away. 235 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:04,625 Can you help us save Sunny? 236 00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:06,708 Aye. She who hesitates is lost. 237 00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:08,583 This is where I read about the Medusoid Mycelium. 238 00:10:08,666 --> 00:10:09,916 [coughing] 239 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,833 Hurry! 240 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:12,500 Chapter 40, "The Gorgonian Grotto." 241 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:15,000 "The fast-acting poison makes the mushroom extremely volatile." 242 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,416 Does it say anything about a cure? 243 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,750 "Currently Very Fancy Doctors are searching for an antidote 244 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:21,458 at a facility near Lousy Lane, but have not come up with a cure yet." 245 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:22,875 Very Fancy Doctors. V.F.D. 246 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:25,083 It's an old book. Maybe V.F.D. have found a cure by now. 247 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,083 Could we send a Volunteer Factual Dispatch? 248 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:29,291 My telegraph was smashed when Olaf searched the sub. 249 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,125 -We can repair it. -[Klaus] Hang on, Sunny. 250 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,625 -We're close, I promise. -The machine isn't broken too badly. 251 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:34,875 We can use tape. And pliers. 252 00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:36,083 [together] And library paste. 253 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:38,291 There's an annotation in the margin. What does it say? 254 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:39,958 Well, it's a poem. 255 00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:43,958 "Is dilution simple? But of course. Just one small dose of root of horse." 256 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:47,000 Dilution is another word for antidote. But horses don't have roots. 257 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,541 Plants do. Plants are often used to make antidotes. 258 00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:52,083 The book said scientists were working on a cure near Lousy Lane. 259 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:54,500 We drove down Lousy Lane on our way to live with Uncle Monty. 260 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:57,416 I remember the smell. It was terrible, like black pepper. 261 00:10:57,708 --> 00:10:58,625 No, not pepper. 262 00:10:58,708 --> 00:10:59,791 Root of horse... 263 00:11:01,916 --> 00:11:03,083 [all] Horseradish. 264 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:06,916 Gum! There's nothing in this cupboard but boxes of gum! 265 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,083 I found the spice rack, but there's no horseradish. 266 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:11,416 Just a lot of wasabi and tarragon. 267 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,458 What about the fridge? 268 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,125 Lemon-lime soda. 269 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,958 Gorgonzola cheese. And what's that? 270 00:11:19,541 --> 00:11:20,458 [Klaus] Your birthday. 271 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:25,041 I forgot. Sunny didn't. 272 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:28,791 That must be the surprise she and Phil were cooking up. 273 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:32,083 We can't lose Sunny. 274 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,416 We can't lose her! 275 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:38,083 We've researched an antidote, but only horseradish can save you. 276 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:41,708 -There's no horseradish in the kitchen. -[babbling] 277 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,125 The expression "the tables have turned" 278 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,708 is not one the Baudelaire orphans had much occasion to use. 279 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:55,333 It refers to a situation that has suddenly been reversed 280 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:57,125 so that those who are in a powerless position 281 00:11:57,208 --> 00:12:00,458 suddenly find themselves in a powerful one, and vice versa. 282 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:05,708 Sunny knew that adventurous cooking often necessitates quick substitutions, 283 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:08,708 so when she suggested a horseradish substitute, 284 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:11,250 Klaus hurriedly opened the jar of wasabi 285 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:14,291 and spooned the spicy, green mixture into Sunny's mouth, 286 00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:17,250 it seemed like the tables might turn after all. 287 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,416 [panting] It's working. 288 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,750 We've turned the tables on that terrible fungus. 289 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:27,250 You saved yourself. 290 00:12:27,791 --> 00:12:29,083 We had wasabi the entire time, 291 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,166 but we didn't think to use it until you told us. 292 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,875 [beeping] 293 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,083 Aha! 294 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,208 I found the tool to sharpen my hooks. 295 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,083 I'm off to torture orphans now. 296 00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:55,041 I'll join you. 297 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,041 Those pesky brats cause me nothing but grief. 298 00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:01,583 I want to see the look on their faces while you make them suffer. 299 00:13:01,666 --> 00:13:04,208 Get up close and personal to their pain. 300 00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:06,708 Savor them like a fine wine. 301 00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:09,375 Or this wine. 302 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,958 But first, I want a sandwich. 303 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,416 I can make you one, boss. 304 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:18,416 Now that my schemes have bore orphan fruit, 305 00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:22,458 there's only one thing in the world that my heart desires, 306 00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:23,958 besides a sandwich. 307 00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:28,875 My mentors think that I'm small. 308 00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,458 A failure. 309 00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:33,041 I need to show them. 310 00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,791 Actually, it sounds like your heart's desire 311 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:37,875 is to win the love and approval of your parental figures. I can relate to that. 312 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:39,291 That's not what I'm saying at all. 313 00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:43,916 I need to do something big and dramatic to get back at those V.F.D. goody-goodies. 314 00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:47,041 Ideally something that doesn't require any work. 315 00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,166 But how? 316 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:54,750 If only some powerful, convenient way to destroy a whole bunch of people 317 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:58,625 was placed into my hands right now like a sandwich. 318 00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:00,500 Here's your submarine sandwich. 319 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,833 Well, it's torture time. I'm off to the brig. 320 00:14:02,916 --> 00:14:04,208 Wait. 321 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,375 Disengage from the Queequeg. 322 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:14,083 But you smashed its equipment. If you disengage, it's going to sink. 323 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:15,000 Bah! 324 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:18,250 There's nothing left on that wreck but rusty pipes and poetry books. 325 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:20,625 Widdershins and his fondness for limericks. 326 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,500 Literary and annoying. 327 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:23,625 Nah... 328 00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:25,333 You know, I don't know. Maybe... 329 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,041 Maybe we don't need to disengage right away. 330 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:28,958 Why? 331 00:14:29,666 --> 00:14:31,750 Is there something you're not telling me? 332 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:33,833 No... 333 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,125 No, no. 334 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,916 I'll... I'll disengage right away. 335 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:50,500 It worked. 336 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:53,083 She's sleeping now, but she'll be up biting again in no time. 337 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:56,083 I'm glad she's okay. We couldn't have done it without you. 338 00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,458 I sealed the helmet with a dinner plate and some chewing gum 339 00:14:58,541 --> 00:15:00,000 so the fungus can't get out. 340 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,500 You didn't destroy it? No, we saved it for you. 341 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,916 It's a valuable specimen for a talented mycologist. 342 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,500 This is an incredible find. 343 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:10,791 The poison of a volatile fungus can be the source of some powerful medicines. 344 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,125 Well, maybe something good can come out of something bad. 345 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:16,875 Are you all right? 346 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:18,750 Aye. 347 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,250 I'm glad Sunny is safe. 348 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,375 And it's a good thing you fixed the telegraph machine, 349 00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:25,083 -or this message couldn't come through. -"Attention: all volunteers." 350 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:27,166 "Please arrive by Thursday to the Last Safe Place..." 351 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,166 "The Hotel Denouement." 352 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,666 And it's signed "J.S." Like the initials from the headquarters. 353 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,083 Our parents went to the Hotel Denouement a long time ago. 354 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,000 It's a seaside hotel. We can take the sub there. 355 00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:38,625 I'll start charting a course. 356 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,208 I'll repair the damage to the sub. 357 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,541 I repaired the damage myself, but we're not going anywhere. 358 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:44,708 What do you mean? Captain's orders. We wait. 359 00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:46,291 For what? We don't have time to wait. 360 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,833 Count Olaf could discover we're missing. She who hesitates-- 361 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:50,958 I'm not hesitating. I'm deciding. 362 00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,208 We're not leaving. 363 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,416 Not yet. 364 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,500 Whatever this is about, you can tell us. 365 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,958 She not gonna tell us anything. She's hiding something. 366 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,458 She's not hiding anything! 367 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,500 Fernald! 368 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:03,500 Fiona! 369 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,791 This is a volatile situation. 370 00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:09,875 [Lemony] As the Baudelaires knew, the word "volatile" means "unstable" 371 00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:11,291 or "likely to cause trouble." 372 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,708 I thought I'd never see you again. 373 00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:16,125 And it can apply to people as well as to poisonous mushrooms. 374 00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,916 You probably have a person or two in your life who is like that. 375 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,875 Perhaps even a sibling. 376 00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:24,250 When this person pops up, 377 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,916 trouble may wax. 378 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,541 And when they vanish... 379 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,333 trouble may wane. 380 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,166 But not always. 381 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,500 For years, contacting my own siblings brought them nothing but trouble, 382 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,708 so it was easier to let them believe I was dead. 383 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,958 Now, of course, it is my brother who is dead, 384 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:53,291 and I do not know if I will ever see my sister again. 385 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,666 Are you working for Count Olaf? 386 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:56,750 Never mind that. 387 00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,625 You joined up with the Baudelaires? 388 00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,208 Well, they joined up with me. So Step-Pop's really gone? 389 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,916 Aye. He told me you died in a manatee accident. 390 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,958 What? No, I left. 391 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:09,541 I told him I never wanted to see his face again, but I'm sorry I left you alone. 392 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:10,750 He's your brother? 393 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:14,000 He found me when he was searching the sub, but we didn't have time to talk. 394 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,250 He's a terrible villain! 395 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,583 He's helped Count Olaf perform countless treacherous deeds! 396 00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:19,333 He also saved your sister. 397 00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:21,291 Wait. Where is the baby? Is she okay? 398 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,166 She's resting, and she's fine. We found the antidote to the poison, 399 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:27,291 and now we're headed to meet the rest of the volunteers at the Hotel Denouement, 400 00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,250 the Last Safe Place. 401 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:29,708 And you could come with us. 402 00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,375 We're not going anywhere with him! 403 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,208 I'm not abandoning my brother! 404 00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,250 He's my only family! [Klaus] He's dangerous! 405 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,625 He's wicked! He burned down Anwhistle Aquatics! 406 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,666 I read about it in a Volunteer Factual Dispatch. 407 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,166 It said Fernald betrayed V.F.D. 408 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,541 He committed arson and joined the wrong side of the schism. 409 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,791 You still don't get it. There is no wrong side of the schism. 410 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,000 [Violet] Of course there is. 411 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,333 One side puts out fires, and the other side starts them. 412 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:54,125 You should have seen the fire. 413 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,083 I was an apprentice at Anwhistle Aquatics 414 00:17:57,166 --> 00:18:00,625 when I learned what Gregor Anwhistle was cultivating in his grotto: 415 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,125 a fungus so powerful 416 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:05,583 it could destroy V.F.D.'s enemies once and for all. 417 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,875 He was playing with fire. 418 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,791 I warned him it was volatile. 419 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,666 If the fungus got out, it could destroy everyone. 420 00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:14,500 But he didn't listen. 421 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:18,958 So I decided to fight fire with fire. 422 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:23,291 I'll never forget the sight of it, like the sea was burning. 423 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:25,666 It was the worst day of my life. 424 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,375 But what choice did I have? 425 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:31,583 Oh, no! 426 00:18:33,541 --> 00:18:37,291 I did a terrible thing for a noble reason, and I paid for it. 427 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,875 I lost my hands in the fire, and I got kicked out of V.F.D. 428 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:44,375 My step-dad was so furious. 429 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,833 He never told me why you did it. 430 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,666 He just said there were secrets too terrible for young people to know. 431 00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,833 He used to say that to me, too. He was a fool. 432 00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:53,666 He is not a fool. He is a noble man. 433 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,458 And V.F.D. is a noble organization. 434 00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:57,666 They'd never cultivate something that would harm people. 435 00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,375 Tell that to your little sister. 436 00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:01,291 Well, what about Count Olaf? 437 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,708 He's a wicked person, and you help him time and time again. 438 00:19:03,791 --> 00:19:06,208 Count Olaf took me in when no one else would have me. 439 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,041 Sure, I ended up doing more murder, arson, 440 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,041 and assorted violence than I would have preferred, 441 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,041 but people aren't either wicked or noble. 442 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,250 They're like chef's salads, 443 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:16,333 with good things and bad things chopped up and mixed together 444 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,541 in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict. 445 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,916 I mean, look at you, Baudelaires. 446 00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:23,750 You helped burn down Caligari Carnival. You've played with fire, too. 447 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,625 We're nothing like you. Or Count Olaf. 448 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:28,416 You only know the bad aspects of him. He has his good parts. 449 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,375 Like what? 450 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:31,916 Well, he, uh... 451 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,125 [Fernald] Uh... Wait. 452 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,750 He has a wonderful laugh. 453 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,291 [Olaf] Ha, ha, ha. 454 00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:44,166 Ha, ha, ha. 455 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,166 [creaking] 456 00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:50,583 There you are. 457 00:19:50,666 --> 00:19:53,125 My girlfriend said we should ditch you when you didn't come back, 458 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,666 -but I said, "Not without Hooky." -[Esmé] Who would do the cooking? 459 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:56,750 Heehee, hot pot! 460 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,458 Hahaha, harpy! 461 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,833 Hahaha, half-wit! 462 00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:03,625 Anyway, we rounded up the Snow Scouts, 463 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:05,291 and so we're ready to take off. 464 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:09,291 Who's the chick with the glasses? I thought you said this sub was empty. 465 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,125 It was, boss! Or at least I thought it was. 466 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:14,166 I have no idea who this girl is or where she came from, I swear. 467 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,583 [laughs] 468 00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,541 Look what I found. 469 00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,666 A couple of cakesniffers trying to sneak away. 470 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:28,416 How did you escape the brig? I locked you in there with 471 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,208 Turncoat! 472 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:33,833 Wait, boss! That was your last chance. 473 00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:36,541 Do you know what pirates do to traitors? 474 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,166 Don't hurt him! My brother would never betray you! 475 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,083 Your brother? 476 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,000 Well, hello. 477 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,916 The last time I saw you, I was throwing thumbtacks into your cradle, 478 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:47,750 but now you're all grown up, 479 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,500 and you get to watch your brother die. 480 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,708 [groans] 481 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,708 I'm sorry, I can't understand you. Help, please. 482 00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:57,833 He didn't betray you, and I can prove it. 483 00:20:57,916 --> 00:20:59,875 He didn't free the Baudelaires so they could escape. 484 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,958 He let them go so he could give you this. 485 00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:03,291 [Violet] No! What are you doing? 486 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:06,625 Well, I appreciate the gesture, but I prefer a smaller, lighter hat. 487 00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:09,875 Inside this helmet is a specimen of Medusoid Mycelium. 488 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,625 That's what made Sunny sick. 489 00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,291 Medusoid Mycelium? 490 00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:18,291 I thought this was destroyed in the Anwhistle fire. 491 00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:19,791 [panting] 492 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:20,916 I thought so too. 493 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,916 How marvelously poisonous! 494 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,291 Nice work, Hooky. 495 00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:27,958 You too, you little fungal freak. 496 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,125 My name is Fiona. 497 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:32,166 That's not a very "in" name. I'm calling you Triangle Eyes. 498 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,541 Baudelaires, when you are back in the brig, 499 00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:38,333 I'm going to open this helmet and toss it inside, 500 00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:42,250 and then you will suffer like I've always wanted you to suffer. 501 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:45,125 No! You shouldn't waste the specimen on the Baudelaires. 502 00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:46,375 It's too valuable. 503 00:21:46,916 --> 00:21:48,333 Triangle Eyes is right. 504 00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:50,833 There are far more important people who deserve to be poisoned. 505 00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:51,875 That's a good point. 506 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:56,541 I was just thinking how nice it would be to have some powerful, convenient way 507 00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:59,666 to destroy a bunch of people placed into my hands, wasn't I, Hooky? 508 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:02,416 His name is Fernald. And I call him Hooky. 509 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:05,833 You've got a lot of moxie, kid. 510 00:22:05,916 --> 00:22:08,916 How would you like to join your brother on my crew? 511 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,041 We could use the help. 512 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:13,000 -Those Snow Scouts are terrible rowers. -[Carmelita] Hm-mm. 513 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,291 Look around. 514 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:19,000 Your stepfather abandoned you. 515 00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:21,916 Your submarine has been captured. 516 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,625 Even your new friends only care about themselves. 517 00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:27,666 That's not true. [Olaf] Really? 518 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:31,958 Because I thought you Baudelaires always put your siblings first. 519 00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:35,541 Fiona, please don't do this. Please don't do it. 520 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:38,625 What choice do I have? 521 00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,083 [Olaf chuckles] 522 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:45,041 Let's sink this wreck and torture the prisoners. 523 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,875 I only need one orphan alive to get their fortune. 524 00:22:47,958 --> 00:22:50,583 I can test the fungus on the other two. 525 00:23:00,916 --> 00:23:01,958 [squeaking] 526 00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:03,333 [Olaf] Baudelaires... 527 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:06,000 for too long, you have spoiled my plans. 528 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:09,500 A nice cycle for you, an unprofitable one for me. 529 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:12,291 But now that cycle has finally been broken. 530 00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:15,125 You should have given up a long time ago. 531 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:16,375 Darling, I'm stuck. 532 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:20,791 I triumphed the moment you lost your family. 533 00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:22,750 We didn't lose our family. 534 00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:24,125 Only our parents. 535 00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:25,500 Our family is right here. 536 00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:28,083 Oh, darling, I can't move. 537 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,750 You will lose everything, orphans. 538 00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:37,625 Wait and see. 539 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:41,875 [Esmé] Okay, that's all right now. That's absolutely fine. 540 00:23:42,416 --> 00:23:45,166 Triangle Eyes, find the baby and bring the Baudelaires to the brig. 541 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,208 Ayeaye, Captain. 542 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,000 Hooky, we need to talk. 543 00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:55,291 You heard him. Get to the brig, you biscuiteaters! 544 00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:57,541 That's pirate for an insulting term! 545 00:23:57,625 --> 00:23:59,208 [door slams and locks] 546 00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,083 Quick, we don't have much time. 547 00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:03,375 You're not taking us to the brig? Of course not. 548 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:04,625 I'm letting you escape. 549 00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:07,208 But you'd better hurry before Count Olaf notices. 550 00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:09,875 Come with us. We can go to the Last Safe Place together. 551 00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:11,500 I can't abandon my brother. 552 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:14,375 No matter what he's done, he's the only family I have. 553 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:17,250 I understand. 554 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:24,208 There's a troupe of kidnapped Snow Scouts on that sub. Can you help them? 555 00:24:24,291 --> 00:24:25,166 Aye. 556 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,666 Take care of the Queequeg for me. 557 00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:30,875 Aye. 558 00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:33,208 Please don't go with Olaf. 559 00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:36,000 You're not a wicked person. 560 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,958 People aren't either wicked or noble. 561 00:24:39,541 --> 00:24:40,958 They're like chef salads. 562 00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:44,583 When you think of me, think of a food you love very much. 563 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:05,583 How can someone so wonderful do something so terrible? 564 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,583 She let us go. 565 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:13,125 She's right. We'd better hurry before Count Olaf notices we're not in the brig. 566 00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:14,166 Let's go. 567 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:21,916 Hey, boss. 568 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,125 Thanks for being so understanding about my-- 569 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:26,500 Do you think I believe that story? 570 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:28,625 You were going to desert me. 571 00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:31,958 I think strangling your sister might teach you a lesson. 572 00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:33,166 Don't hurt Fiona. 573 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:35,125 Give me one reason not to. 574 00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:38,416 I'll give you the location of the Last Safe Place. 575 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:39,666 The who, what, when, why? 576 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,500 Where all V.F.D. is gathering. 577 00:25:44,458 --> 00:25:47,208 You're my favorite again, Ferndale. 578 00:25:47,291 --> 00:25:48,833 Fernald. Furnail. 579 00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:51,333 I'm taking all three of you Baudelaires to the brig! 580 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:54,291 Get to the brig, you biscuiteaters! 581 00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:55,958 I think I'll stick with Hooky. 582 00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:58,250 Get in there, Baudelaires! 583 00:26:01,541 --> 00:26:03,541 Or I'll feed you to a manatee! 584 00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:07,708 Nice work, Triangle Eyes. 585 00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:10,333 Now make me a pizza. 586 00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:12,583 [Olaf] Disengage from the Queequeg. 587 00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:14,000 Okay? 588 00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:24,458 Fiona did a great job with the repairs. We'll be out of here in no time. 589 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,833 I'll chart a course to the Hotel Denouement. 590 00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:29,208 Good news is the Carmelita is gone. 591 00:26:29,291 --> 00:26:31,625 Great news, although you don't sound happy about it. 592 00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:34,041 That's because The Great Unknown is headed straight for us. 593 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:38,625 What can we do? 594 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,583 [Violet] I'm putting the sub into turbo drive. 595 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:42,666 Hold on. 596 00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:45,083 [Violet] Let's hope the engine doesn't blow. 597 00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:47,166 [screeching] 598 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:51,208 I am happier than a pig eating pork. 599 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,833 I am tickled pinker than a sunburned Caucasian. 600 00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:56,625 I am so happy-go-lucky 601 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:58,083 that happy and lucky people 602 00:26:58,166 --> 00:27:00,000 are going to beat me senseless with a stake 603 00:27:00,083 --> 00:27:02,625 out of total unbridled jealousy. 604 00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:07,083 Soon, we will be arriving at the Hotel Denouement, 605 00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:10,000 where I will unleash the Medusoid Mycelium 606 00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:14,958 and end V.F.D. and their stupid codes and poetry once and for all! 607 00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:20,125 Teehee, taha, to-ho-tal annihilation! 608 00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:22,083 We still haven't found the sugar bowl, darling. 609 00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:26,041 With our luck, Esmé, the sugar bowl will come falling out of the sky! 610 00:27:26,125 --> 00:27:27,375 [laughs] 611 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:28,833 Ooh, wait a minute. 612 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:30,666 That wasn't a fake laugh. 613 00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:32,041 That was real. 614 00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:35,875 Esmé, I finally found something to laugh about. 615 00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:39,458 [evil laughter] 616 00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:42,125 [laughing and whooping] 617 00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:47,625 [laughing and cackling] 618 00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:50,000 I never should have given the fungus to Count Olaf. 619 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:52,250 You did a terrible thing for a noble reason. 620 00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:54,125 You saved my life. 621 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:57,416 Oh, oh, oh! Esmé, let's go laugh at the Baudelaires in the brig. 622 00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:00,458 [laughing hysterically] 623 00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:05,250 [laughing and whooping] 624 00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:07,208 What do we do now? 625 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,000 We're at a crossroads. 626 00:28:11,541 --> 00:28:13,291 [Klaus] The Great Unknown is falling behind. 627 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:16,541 Maximum knots, and the propulsion motor is dangerously close to blowing. 628 00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:18,125 [Violet] The motor's not going to hold. 629 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:20,041 We need a place to surface. A beach or a dock. 630 00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:22,166 I can find a place near the Hotel Denouement. 631 00:28:25,583 --> 00:28:26,416 Klaus... 632 00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:28,625 Do you think we'll find Quigley? 633 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:31,125 I'm sure we'll find him... wherever he is. 634 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,333 [birds cawing] 635 00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:41,791 [Lemony] The water cycle consists of three phenomena: 636 00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:44,958 evaporation, precipitation, and collection. 637 00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:48,416 Occasionally, while I'm collecting evidence 638 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,916 concerning the history of the Baudelaire orphans, 639 00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:53,916 I imagine myself as a drop of water, 640 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,541 especially if it is raining or if my desk is floating in a reservoir. 641 00:28:58,625 --> 00:29:00,416 It is not a pleasant feeling. 642 00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:03,500 I think about how ghastly it would feel 643 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:05,958 to be yanked away from my comrades, 644 00:29:06,041 --> 00:29:08,541 when we were gathered in a lake or a puddle, 645 00:29:08,625 --> 00:29:13,000 and forced into the sky through the process of evaporation. 646 00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:16,625 Think how terrible it would feel to be chased out of a cloud 647 00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:18,625 by the process of precipitation, 648 00:29:18,708 --> 00:29:20,208 and tumble to the earth... 649 00:29:20,916 --> 00:29:22,125 like a sugar bowl. 650 00:29:22,208 --> 00:29:24,625 [birds cawing] 651 00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:31,625 How heartbroken I would feel 652 00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:34,250 to gather once more in a body of water 653 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:36,041 and feel that I had reached... 654 00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:38,875 the Last Safe Place... 655 00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:44,875 only to have the tables turn, and evaporate into the sky once more, 656 00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:48,458 as the tedious cycle started all over again. 657 00:29:48,875 --> 00:29:50,166 I found the closest beach. 658 00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:52,375 It is awful to contemplate 659 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,416 this sort of life in which one would always be forced into motion 660 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:58,333 by a variety of mysterious and powerful forces, 661 00:29:58,416 --> 00:30:00,250 never finding a safe place, 662 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:03,041 never able to turn the tables for very long. 663 00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:04,708 [waves crashing] 664 00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:11,541 For the same reason, the Baudelaire orphans 665 00:30:11,625 --> 00:30:15,416 found it awful to contemplate their own lives as their submarine landed 666 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:20,416 at the very place where their cycle of unfortunate events began. 667 00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:26,708 It's like we're starting the cycle all over again. 668 00:30:26,791 --> 00:30:28,000 [man coughing] 669 00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:30,375 [coughing continues] 670 00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:31,625 Baudelaires? 671 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:34,125 What are you doing here on Briny Beach... again? 672 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:36,666 What are you doing here? I'd given up all hope of finding you, 673 00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:38,083 and I decided to visit this beach 674 00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:41,000 to indulge in some sadness and rock skipping instead of searching for you, 675 00:30:41,083 --> 00:30:43,208 which frankly has given me nothing but tsuris. 676 00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:44,500 "Tsuris" means trouble. 677 00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:46,000 We know what tsuris means. 678 00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:48,125 Where have you been, and how did you get here? 679 00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:49,083 [Kit] Baudelaires! 680 00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:51,208 I hope you haven't been waiting long. 681 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,875 Is that my new secretary? What are you doing here? 682 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,458 When you didn't show up at the office, 683 00:30:55,541 --> 00:30:57,333 I figured you were either sick or giving birth. 684 00:30:57,416 --> 00:31:00,333 My apologies, Mr. Poe, but perhaps you forgot I don't work for you. 685 00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:03,833 It is customary to give at least ten days' notice when resigning a position, Ms... 686 00:31:03,916 --> 00:31:04,791 Miss... 687 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,375 Ms... 688 00:31:07,458 --> 00:31:09,791 I seem to have forgotten your name. I never gave it to you. 689 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:11,083 Ah, then it's your fault. 690 00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:13,500 My cab is just over there, and I'd be happy to drive you 691 00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:15,916 to the Last Safe Place, if that's still where you want to go. 692 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,083 Baudelaires, I insist you come with me. 693 00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:19,625 You've been accused of murder, arson, 694 00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:21,666 kidnapping, and all sorts of assorted misdemeanors. 695 00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:23,083 We're innocent! I'm sure you are, 696 00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,791 but that's why you need to come with me 697 00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:26,875 to the police station so we can sort everything out. 698 00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:30,041 Since you ran away from your problems, it became clear 699 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,625 that the stem of your troubles 700 00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:34,458 is from not having a clear guardian figure in your life. 701 00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:37,166 Perhaps it's time for that guardian to be me. 702 00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:40,541 You know how good I am with children. So, come along, Baudelaires! 703 00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:42,958 Let's end this unfortunate cycle once and for all! 704 00:31:43,041 --> 00:31:45,291 You're right. I know I am. That's why I said it. 705 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:48,041 We have to break this cycle. That's why we can't go with you. 706 00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:49,375 But... don't be ridiculous. 707 00:31:49,458 --> 00:31:51,333 I don't know where you've been, how you got here, 708 00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:53,875 or why you're wearing a picture of Santa Claus on your uniforms. 709 00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:54,791 Herman Melville. 710 00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:55,833 I beg your pardon? 711 00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:57,916 The picture on their uniforms is Herman Melville. 712 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,250 He's one of my favorite authors. 713 00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:02,000 I like the way he dramatizes the plight of overlooked groups, 714 00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:04,083 like poor sailors and young people. 715 00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:05,583 Me too. 716 00:32:05,666 --> 00:32:08,333 I'm not surprised. He was one of your parents' favorites. 717 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:13,708 I should warn you, if you come with me, your lives may become more difficult. 718 00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:16,250 You may learn things that you didn't want to know. 719 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:20,291 I wouldn't blame you for wanting to leave this beach with that banker. 720 00:32:20,375 --> 00:32:23,250 See? Even this strange, fertile woman wants you to come with me. 721 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:24,958 But you'll take us to V.F.D.? 722 00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:26,083 I promise. 723 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:33,875 Goodbye, Mr. Poe. 724 00:32:35,916 --> 00:32:38,625 How did you find us? With a little help from your friends. 725 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:41,291 Fiona Widdershins sent a Volunteer Factual Dispatch 726 00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:43,208 so that we knew you were on the Queequeg. 727 00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:46,500 And Quigley Quagmire tracked your location by studying tidal charts. 728 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:47,416 Is he here? 729 00:32:47,708 --> 00:32:48,708 He wanted to be, 730 00:32:48,791 --> 00:32:51,958 but he got a lead on a certain self-sustaining hot air mobile home 731 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:53,333 He left to find his family. 732 00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:55,416 He thought you would understand. 733 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:58,583 Baudelaires, you can't just go off on your own! 734 00:32:58,875 --> 00:32:59,916 You're children! 735 00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:01,583 You're orphans! 736 00:33:04,291 --> 00:33:05,166 You're leaving. 737 00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:14,583 I was expecting this brig to be full of suffering Baudelaires, 738 00:33:14,666 --> 00:33:16,833 but someone let them get away. 739 00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:19,833 I want you to think about what you've done, 740 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,250 and once you're good and sorry, 741 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:25,666 I will tear you hook from hook. 742 00:33:26,958 --> 00:33:28,000 [door locks] 743 00:33:31,958 --> 00:33:33,833 We have to get out of here. I know. 744 00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:36,375 And then we have to warn V.F.D. about the Medusoid Mycelium. 745 00:33:36,458 --> 00:33:37,291 Why do we? 746 00:33:37,375 --> 00:33:40,416 And then we have to rescue those Snow Scouts, defect from Count Olaf, 747 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:43,291 and search for our stepfather so we can be a family again. 748 00:33:43,791 --> 00:33:44,791 That sounds nice. 749 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:47,166 But first we have to escape from this brig. 750 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:49,250 [rattling] 751 00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:00,833 They who hesitate are lost. 752 00:34:06,541 --> 00:34:07,375 [snapping] 753 00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:10,541 Our agents are already converging on the Hotel Denouement, 754 00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:13,375 so we'll have to drive quickly. Do you have any questions? 755 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:14,416 Who are you? 756 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,708 An excellent question. 757 00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:18,166 The name's Snicket. 758 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:19,250 Kit Snicket. 759 00:34:28,416 --> 00:34:31,041 [theme music playing]