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Panono, Panini, Panonino, Panini
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An adventure with Geta,
the friendly druid.
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Hello, Geta. How are you today?
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I'm doing great,
big yellow man floating in the sky.
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But where is Mrs. Tree?
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I don't know.
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Let's call Mrs. Tree.
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- Mrs. Tree!
- Mrs. Tree!
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But that's not Mrs. Tree!
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No, that's Oink-Oink.
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Hello, Oink-Oink. How are you?
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Yes, but you know what ducks are like.
Have you seen Mrs. Tree?
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What? She's sad
and doesn't want to see anyone?
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What can we do?
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Good idea, Oink-Oink.
Let's call her and sing her a song.
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Mrs. Tree, all is well
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Come on, sing with your friends
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We feel good, it's warm and sunny
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We feel good in Panono's country
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Yes!
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Mrs. Tree, all is well
Come on, sing with your friends
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We feel good, it's warm and sunny
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We feel good in Panono's country
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- Yes!
- Mrs. Tree…
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He's still not okay.
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No.
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It's not great to stare at the sun
for that long, is it?
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No, there's no risk.
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ASTERIX & OBELIX:
THE BIG FIGHT
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{\an8}Come to Panono's country
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{\an8}We feel good…
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{\an8}Maybe he ate something heavy for lunch.
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{\an8}Yes, like a menhir, for example?
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{\an8}- Menhirs aren't heavy.
- Come on, let him rest.
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{\an8}My dear friends, this is serious.
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{\an8}Getafix is still unconscious,
and we've run out of his magic potion.
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{\an8}But rest assured,
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{\an8}once he's better, he'll make some more,
and we'll be invincible once again.
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Anyway, it's fine.
There's no imminent threat.
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Huh? What's that?
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Cassius Ceramix.
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Still cozying up to the Romans?
That kid really went astray.
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Those Gallo-Romans
keep coming back for more.
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Always Gallovanting back in.
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Still as lousy as ever here.
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- Hail.
- Hi.
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Vitalstatistix!
I hereby challenge you to the Big Fight.
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Our laws state the winner
becomes chief of the loser's tribe.
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I know how the Big Fight works.
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But do you really want
to fight a fellow Gaul?
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I'm Gallo-Roman.
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You mean traitor.
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No, more like, "gently influenced."
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Enough talk already!
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- We'll meet at the next full moon.
- The next full moon?
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- But that's in…
- Exactly.
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Come on, hail!
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I turn my back on you, future loser.
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Me, not you!
All of us together makes a full turn.
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Hello, everyone!
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But… Getafix?
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Hey, Fabrice, what's with the outfit?
Did you come as Super Lizard?
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Turn around, quick!
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Us or you?
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Don't make me come down there! Go, go, go!
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Getafix, how do you feel?
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Not great, Kimberly.
Stocks fell 100 points yesterday.
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- That's worrying.
- 100 points is a lot.
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Obelix, go to the druid's hut, get a pot
and all the ingredients you can find.
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Let's see
if he can still make the magic potion.
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No, I'm telling you,
we need more parking.
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We can clear more forest to do it.
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- Haven't we cut down enough trees?
- I know, but there'll be horses, cattle.
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Hannibal confirmed, with his elephants!
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They need a place to park.
We're doing this for the animals.
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Whoa!
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Isn't this all a bit much
for just two guys fighting?
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No, Potus,
it's not just two guys fighting.
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It's Caesar's triumph.
We have to welcome him accordingly.
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What? Caesar's coming here?
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Yes, he arrives tonight.
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- Wait, as in Caesar Caesar?
- Yes.
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- As in tonight tonight?
- Or tomorrow. I don't know, I'm busy.
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Let's check Cleopatra's box.
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As in Cleopatra Cleopatra?
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Potus! Can I have a word?
We have a big problem.
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Hail me, at least.
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- The druid is alive!
- What? Impossible.
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- He was crushed by a menhir.
- Not any more.
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He's in great shape, even cracking jokes.
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What a painium. Okay, I'll go handle it.
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You go and train.
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I'd rather go home.
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I didn't come here
to be on the losing side.
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Okay, so now what do I do?
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Put some ingredients in the pot.
Make the potion.
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All right, I'll do it.
Isn't she a feisty one?
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Here we go.
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Some of this.
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Some of that.
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Almost done.
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- Okay.
- It's coming back to him.
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Another try?
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- How fun.
- We'll need more pots.
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What are they… Ouch!
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Ouch. Darn. Ow.
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No, no, no!
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Ouch. Ow. Ouch.
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I'm sorry, gentlemen,
but this one didn't go boom.
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Maybe it's the right one then.
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I'll taste it. Seeing as this is my fault.
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- No, Obelix.
- Ow. It's not even the magic potion.
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It's my duty, as chief, to test it.
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But if you go boom,
Cassius Ceramix wins without a fight.
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- No, the taster should be…
- Ouch.
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- Him.
- Ow.
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Ouch.
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Thanks, I'm suffocating in here.
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Come on.
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- Is that you, Minibus?
- No.
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- Lastofus?
- No.
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- Nefarius?
- No.
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- BigNotorius?
- No.
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- Beetlejus?
- No. It's Obelix.
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And the pup is Dogmatix.
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Those don't end in "us."
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- Because this is a Gaulish village.
- Oh, no.
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Now get out.
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No, I know what you guys are like.
You'll hit me.
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At least I'm safe in here.
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Get out or I'll shake you out!
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I knew you'd hit me. You can't be trusted.
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We only want to offer you some soup.
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{\an8}- Is that all?
- That's all.
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Here, taste it.
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Very good. My compliments to the chef.
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I'll leave you to it.
I'm sure you're very busy.
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So I'll get going.
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What have you done to me?
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Still not right.
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He's green all over.
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- How did you do that?
- Don't worry, Roman.
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We'll fix it.
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"BY JUPITER,
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!"
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I'm right here.
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- Here.
- Okay. Here you go.
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Not even close.
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I kind of like it.
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Nice colour-grading.
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Enough!
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I want my youthful glow back.
The one I had on the Appian Way.
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Okay, one last try
and we'll leave you alone?
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Finally, I'm fair, rosy, and smooth again.
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The magic potion?
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Maybe. How do you feel?
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Good, very good. I feel light.
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Very light.
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- He's flying away. He's flying!
- Catch him!
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Catch me!
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There you go!
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So, the bad news is the druid's alive.
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- What?
- Really? Did you see him?
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Yes, but the good news is
he's gone crazy, totally nuts.
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He forgot the magic potion recipe.
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He can only make you change colour or fly.
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Are you sure?
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I don't know. What do you think?
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Excellent.
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We regain the upper hand.
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What is he doing?
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I'm coming. I was just warming up.
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Let's go. One, two, one, two.
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Come on, you're slacking. Step it up!
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- What the… Get down!
- What?
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Get down from that shield, by Taranis!
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You'll be fighting, not your bearers.
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One, two, one, two, come on!
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Knees up, come on!
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Keep your balance.
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One, two, one, two, come on!
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He's slacking.
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Yeah, he needs to step it up.
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Come on, let's move!
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He'd usually whip up a potion
to cure himself.
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Potions can't fix everything.
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True.
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{\an8}But didn't you say Getafix had a friend
who could heal without potions?
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That's right, Apothika!
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Oh, no. Not that head doctor again.
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The druid got hit on the head,
so we do need a head doctor.
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Come on, cardio time.
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Apothika lives a few hours away.
Let's try.
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She's right. Let's look for Apothika.
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You can discuss
your dietary issues with her too.
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Pidiped, I don't have any dietary issues.
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All right? Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have a village to save.
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- All right, fine. You go, Obelix.
- What?
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Yes, Chief!
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Excuse me, but I can go instead.
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- I'm usually the one who…
- Yes, but this time, the chief chose me.
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Yes, I'd rather have you
in the village near us, Asterix.
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Isn't that too much responsibility
for Obelix?
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- No, I'll be just fine.
- Is that so?
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Yes. He said I could go alone.
Why you too?
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Things get out of hand when you're alone.
Menhirs, for example.
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- Is that so?
- It'd be wiser if I went instead.
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To take all the credit, as usual.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Well, no.
- No?
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- You, no.
- You, no.
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- Me, yes.
- You or me?
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- Me, yeah!
- Me, yeah!
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- Me, yeah!
- Hey, guys!
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You're giving me a headache.
Go together! Your chief has spoken.
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Ouch!
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Engage your core!
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Hang in there. Come on.
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One down!
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Lunch break?
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Try to hit me.
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No, too slow. Come on!
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You're slacking!
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Things are looking up.
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Yeah. I usually see
the amphora half-empty,
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but from up here, things don't seem…
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too bad.
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This is unbelievable.
Watch your right! Focus on the fight.
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The guy's a brute.
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He'll crush you!
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Can we pick this up again tomorrow?
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What are you saying?
There is no tomorrow!
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There is no more tomorrow!
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I wonder if bats are good to eat.
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Seriously, Obelix?
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We're here to look for a healer,
not eat bats.
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Which sounds terrible, by the way.
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He thinks he's a wild boar?
That Gaul is crazy!
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It's a good sign. We must be close.
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He made me hungry.
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Please do come in.
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Please be seated.
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And please excuse my accent.
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I'm a Goth.
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Does the guy who just left
no longer think he's a wild boar?
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He does,
but I taught him to sit up and beg.
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It's less obvious.
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So what brings you here?
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- Getafix is…
- Our chief sent me…
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Hold on a second, please.
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One at a time.
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Your pal Getafix is sick
and we're out of magic potion, so…
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Asterix does the talking again.
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- We don't have time.
- No, it's fine.
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The chief sends me, but Asterix talks.
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He always speaks for the two of us.
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You don't mind me doing it
when you're giving a speech.
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So only when it suits you.
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Let's not argue in public.
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Your friend Getafix has lost his mind
because Obelix threw a menhir on…
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Of course, it's always Obelix's fault.
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Was it my fault I fell into the pot?
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We're here because of you.
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Asterix,
don't get caught up in fault-finding.
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- I'm not fault-finding.
- You are.
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It shuts down dialogue.
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See? You're shutting down dialogue.
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Fine. Sorry for having an opinion.
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Right.
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Let's try a little role playing.
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- You are Asterix.
- No, I'm Obelix, and he's Asterix.
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I know, but just pretend you are.
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- It's a game.
- Right.
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Describe yourself as if you were Asterix.
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As if I were…
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Okay.
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So, I'm Asterix,
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and I'm the smartest warrior
in the village.
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I'm just so perfect.
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I barely eat, unlike Obelix,
my greedy sidekick.
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Interesting.
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- Continue.
- No. It's not interesting. Stop.
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We're here for one reason only.
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Asterix, you talk about reason,
but what is reasonable?
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Maybe letting go of control
is the reasonable choice.
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Let go of control? I'd love to.
I'd love to let go.
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I'd love for my only concern
to be about eating bats.
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Except I can't.
Because who always has to be the bad guy?
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Yours trulix.
It's Asterix who always says, "Look out",
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who finds solutions,
and who says, "Keep going"!
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Without Asterix, nothing would get done!
That's the issue!
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Good.
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How do you feel?
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Better!
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Better, better, better.
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Apothika, Getafix needs you.
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We all need you.
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That makes me very happy, Obelix.
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Okay.
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So, are we going, or what?
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Metadata!
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Oh, no, Metadata!
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What was your village originally like?
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Ugly. Thatched roofs,
no columns, no aqueducts.
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- Authentic then?
- Ugly.
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Metadata, Caesar's here.
There are so many people and horses.
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It'll be tight.
We should've cleared more trees.
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- I did say.
- As in Caesar Caesar?
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"Cut down more trees"!
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Oh, no.
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No, I'm okay. I'll manage.
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A two-week trip
to see hicks who can't cook pasta.
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Not the birthday I'd imagined.
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Hail, Caesar. Hello, ma'am.
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- Yes, hello.
- Pleasant journey?
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A bit of a jam up at Lugdunum,
but nothing major.
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Hail, Caesar!
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So, this is our champion, Cassius Ceramix.
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You're taller than on the coins.
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How's the fight looking, Manygiga?
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It's Metadata.
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And it's looking good.
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Will you succeed
where my best men have failed?
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I wouldn't be surprised.
I always wanted a girl.
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I had to re-mosaic your room
when you were born.
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It took three weeks.
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Okay, Sylvain.
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Swing by mid-week,
and I'll see if I can fit you in.
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Oh man, what happened to you?
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Don't you recognize me?
I'm Apothika, your old friend.
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Geta? Do you remember me, Geta?
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Oh, God. Interesting.
333
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,625
Okay, then. So how did he lose his mind?
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A menhir fell on him. Like this.
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Obelix, I can't believe it!
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- What? I answered her question.
- Not like that!
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Get her out.
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Are you okay?
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Quack-quack.
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You see? She's fine.
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ASTERIX & OBELIX:
THE BIG FIGHT
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Subtitle translation by:
James Preston