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Panono, Panini, Panonino, Panini
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An adventure with Panono,
the friendly druid.
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Hello, Panono. How are you today?
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I'm doing great,
big yellow man floating in the sky.
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But where is Mrs. Tree?
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I don't know.
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Let's call Mrs. Tree.
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- Mrs. Tree!
- Mrs. Tree!
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But that's not Mrs. Tree!
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No, that's Oink-Oink.
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Hello, Oink-Oink. How are you?
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Yes, but you know what ducks are like.
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Have you seen Mrs. Tree?
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What? She's sad
and doesn't want to see anyone?
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What can we do?
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Good idea, Oink-Oink.
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Let's call her and sing her a song.
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Mrs. Tree, all is well
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Come on, sing with your friends
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We feel good, it's warm and sunny
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We feel good in Panono's country
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Yes!
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Mrs. Tree, all is well
Come on, sing with your friends
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We feel good, it's warm and sunny
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We feel good in Panono's country
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- Yes!
- Mrs. Tree--
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He's still not okay.
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No.
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It's not great to stare at the sun
for that long, is it?
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No, there's no risk.
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ASTERIX & OBELIX:
THE BIG FIGHT
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{\an8}Come to Panono's country
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{\an8}We feel good…
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{\an8}Maybe he ate something heavy for lunch.
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{\an8}Yes, like a menhir, for example?
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{\an8}- Menhirs aren't heavy.
- Come on, let him rest.
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{\an8}My dear friends, this is serious.
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{\an8}Panoramix is still unconscious,
and we've run out of his magic potion.
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{\an8}But rest assured,
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{\an8}once he's better, he'll make some more
and we'll be invincible once again.
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Anyway, it's fine.
There's no imminent threat.
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What's that?
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Cassius Ceramix.
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Still cozying up to the Romans?
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That kid really went astray.
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Those Gallo-Romans
keep coming back for more.
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Always Gallovanting back in.
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Still as lousy as ever here.
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- Hail.
- Hi.
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Vitalstatistix!
I hereby challenge you to The Big Fight.
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Our laws state the winner
becomes chief of the loser's tribe.
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I know how The Big Fight works.
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But do you really want
to fight a fellow Gaul?
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I'm Gallo-Roman.
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AKA traitor.
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No, more like, "gently influenced."
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Enough talk already!
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We'll meet at the next full moon.
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The next full moon?
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- But that's in--
- Exactly.
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Come on, hail!
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I'm turning my back on you, future loser.
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Me, not you!
All of us together makes a full turn.
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Hello, everyone!
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But… Panoramix?
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Hey, Fabrice,
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what's with the outfit?
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Did you come as Super Lizard?
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Turn around, quick!
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Us or you?
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Don't make me come down there! Go, go, go!
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Panoramix, how do you feel?
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Not great, Kimberly.
Stocks fell 100 points yesterday.
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- That's worrying.
- Yes, 100 points is a lot.
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Obelix, go into the druid's hut.
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Grab a pot
and all the ingredients you can find.
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Let's see if he can
still make the magic potion.
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No, I'm telling you,
the parking lot needs to be bigger.
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We can clear more forest to do it.
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Haven't we cut down enough trees?
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I know, but there'll be horses, cattle,
Hannibal and his elephants.
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They need a place to park.
We're doing this for the animals.
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Whoa!
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Isn't this all a bit much
for just two guys fighting?
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No, Potus,
it's not just two guys fighting.
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It's Caesar's triumph,
so we have to welcome him accordingly.
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What? Caesar's coming here?
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Yes, he arrives tonight.
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- Wait, as in Caesar Caesar?
- Yes.
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- As in tonight tonight?
- Or tomorrow. I don't know, I'm busy.
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Let's check Cleopatra's box.
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As in Cleopatra Cleopatra?
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Potus! Can I have a word?
We have a big problem.
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Hail me, at least.
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- The druid is alive!
- What?
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Impossible.
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- He was crushed by a menhir.
- Well, not anymore.
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He's in great shape.
He's even cracking jokes.
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What a painium. Okay, I'll go handle it.
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You go and train.
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I'd rather go home.
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I didn't come here
to be on the losing side.
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Okay, so now what do I do?
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Well, put some ingredients in the pot.
Make the potion.
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All right, I'll do it.
Isn't she a feisty one?
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Here we go.
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Some of this.
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Some of that.
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Almost done.
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- Okay.
- It's coming back to him.
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Another try?
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- How fun.
- We'll need more pots.
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What are they-- Ouch!
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Ouch. Darn. Ow.
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No, no, no!
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Ouch. Ow. Ouch.
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I'm sorry, gentlemen,
but this one didn't go boom.
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Maybe it's the right one then.
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I'll taste it. Seeing as this is my fault.
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No, Obelix.
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It's not even the magic potion.
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It's my duty, as chief, to test it.
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But if you go boom,
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Cassius Ceramix wins without a fight.
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No, the taster should be…
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Ouch.
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- Him.
- Ow.
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Ouch.
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Thanks, I'm suffocating in here.
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Come on.
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- Is that you, Dragibus?
- No.
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- Lastofus?
- No.
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- Hazanavicius?
- No.
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- BigNotorius?
- No.
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- Beetlejus?
- No. It's Obelix.
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And the pup is Dogmatix.
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Those don't end in "us."
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- Because this is a Gaulish village.
- Oh no.
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Now get out.
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No, I know what you guys are like.
You'll hit me.
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At least I'm safe in here.
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Get out or I'll shake you out!
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I knew you'd hit me. You can't be trusted.
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We only want to offer you some soup.
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{\an8}- Is that all?
- That's all.
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Here, taste it.
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Very good. My compliments to the chef.
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Well, I'll leave you to it.
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I'm sure you're very busy.
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So I'll get going.
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What have you done to me?
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Still not right.
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He's all green. How'd you do that?
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Don't worry, Roman.
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We'll fix it.
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"BY JUPITER,
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!"
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I'm right here.
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- Here.
- Okay. Here you go.
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Not even close.
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I kind of like it.
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Nice color-grading.
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Enough!
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I want my youthful glow back.
The one I had on the Appian Way.
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Okay, one last try
and we'll leave you alone?
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Finally, I'm fair, rosy, and smooth again.
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The magic potion?
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Maybe. How do you feel?
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Good, very good. I feel light.
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Very light.
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- He's flying away.
- Catch him!
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Catch me!
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There you go!
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So, the bad news is the druid's alive.
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- What?
- Really? Did you see him?
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Yes, but the good news is
he's gone crazy, totally nuts.
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He can't remember the magic potion recipe.
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He can only make you change color or fly.
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Are you sure?
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I don't know. What do you think?
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Excellent.
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We regain the upper hand.
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What is he doing?
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I'm coming. I was just warming up.
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Let's go. One, two, one, two.
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Come on, you're slacking. Step it up!
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- What the… Get down!
- What?
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Get down from that shield, by Taranis!
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You'll be fighting, not your bearers.
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One, two, one, two, come on!
Knees up, come on!
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Keep your balance.
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One, two, one, two, come on!
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He's slacking.
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Yeah, he needs to step it up.
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Come on, let's move!
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To think he'd usually
whip up a potion to cure himself.
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Potions can't fix everything.
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True.
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But didn't you say Panoramix had a friend
who could heal without potions?
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That's right, Apothika!
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Oh no. Not that head doctor again.
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The druid got hit on the head,
so we do need a head doctor.
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Come on, cardio time.
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Apothika lives a few hours away.
Let's try.
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She's right. Let's look for Apothika.
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You can discuss
your dietary issues with her too.
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Peddy, I don't have any dietary issues.
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All right? Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have a village to save.
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- All right, fine. You go, Obelix.
- What?
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Yes, chief!
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Excuse me, but I can go instead.
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I'm usually the one who…
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Yes, but this time, the chief chose me.
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Yes, I'd rather have you
in the village near us, Asterix.
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Isn't that too much responsibility
for Obelix?
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- No, I'll be just fine.
- Is that so?
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Yes. He said I could go alone.
Why do I need you?
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Things get out of hand when you're alone,
like menhirs, for example.
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- Is that so?
- It would be wiser if I went instead.
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To take all the credit, as usual.
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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Well, no.
- No?
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- You, no.
- You, no.
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- Me, yes.
- You or me?
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- Me, yeah!
- Me, yeah!
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- Me, yeah!
- Hey, guys!
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You're giving me a headache.
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Go together! Your chief has spoken.
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Engage your core!
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Hang in there. Come on.
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One down!
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Lunch break?
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Try to hit me.
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No, too slow. Come on!
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You're slacking!
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Things are looking up.
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They sure are.
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I usually see the amphora half-empty,
but from up here, things don't seem…
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too bad.
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This is unbelievable.
Watch your right! Focus on the fight.
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The guy's a brute.
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He'll crush you!
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Can we pick this up again tomorrow?
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What are you saying?
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There is no tomorrow!
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There is no more tomorrow!
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I wonder if bats are good to eat.
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Seriously, Obelix?
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We're here to look for a healer,
not eat bats!
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Terrible idea, by the way.
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Does he think he's a wild boar?
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That Gaul is crazy!
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It's a good sign. We must be close.
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He made me hungry.
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Please do come in.
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Please be seated.
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And please excuse my accent.
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I'm a Goth.
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Does the guy who just left
no longer think he's a wild boar?
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He does,
but I taught him to sit up and beg.
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It's less obvious.
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So what brings you here?
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- Panoramix is…
- Our chief sent me…
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Hold on a second, please.
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One at a time.
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Your pal Panoramix is sick
and we're out of magic potion, so--
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Asterix does the talking again.
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- We don't have time.
- No, it's fine.
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The chief sends me, but Asterix talks.
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He always speaks for the two of us.
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You don't mind me doing it
when you're giving a speech.
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So only when it suits you.
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Let's not argue in public.
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Your friend Panoramix has lost his mind
because Obelix threw a menhir on--
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Of course, it's always Obelix's fault.
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Was it my fault I fell into the pot?
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We're here because of you.
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Asterix,
don't get caught up in fault-finding.
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- I'm not fault-finding.
- You are.
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It shuts down dialogue.
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00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,583
See? You're shutting down dialogue.
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Fine. Sorry for having an opinion.
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Right.
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Let's try a little role playing.
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- You are Asterix.
- No, I'm Obelix, and he's Asterix.
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I know, but just pretend you are.
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- It's a game.
- Right.
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Describe yourself as if you were Asterix.
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As if I were…
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Okay.
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So, I'm Asterix,
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and I'm the smartest warrior
in the village.
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I'm just so perfect.
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I barely eat, unlike Obelix,
my greedy sidekick.
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Interesting.
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- Continue.
- No. It's not interesting. Stop.
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We're here for one reason only.
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Asterix, you talk about reason,
but what is reasonable?
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Maybe letting go of control
is the reasonable choice.
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Let go of control? I'd love to.
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I'd love to let go.
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I'd love for my only concern
to be about eating bats.
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Except I can't.
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Because who always has to be the bad guy?
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Yours trulix.
It's Asterix who always says, "Look out,"
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who finds solutions,
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and who says, "Keep going!"
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Without Asterix, nothing would get done!
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That's the issue!
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Good.
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How do you feel?
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Better!
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Better.
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Apothika, Panoramix needs you.
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We all need you.
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That makes me very happy, Obelix.
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Okay.
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So, are we going, or what?
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Metadata!
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Oh no, Metadata!
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00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:08,083
What was your village originally like?
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Ugly.
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Thatched roofs, no columns, no aqueduct.
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- Authentic, then?
- Ugly.
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Metadata, Caesar's here.
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00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,000
There are so many people and horses.
327
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:22,208
It'll be cramped.
We should've cleared more trees.
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- I did say.
- As in Caesar Caesar?
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"Cut down more trees!"
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Oh no.
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00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,625
No, I'm okay. I'll manage.
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00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:38,750
A two-week trip
to see hicks who can't cook pasta.
333
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,875
Not the birthday I'd imagined.
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00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:42,916
Hail, Caesar. Hello, ma'am.
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- Yes, hello.
- Pleasant journey?
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00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,125
A bit of a jam up at Lugdunum,
but nothing major.
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Hail, Caesar!
338
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:54,500
So, this is our champion, Cassius Ceramix.
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00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,041
You're taller than on the coins.
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00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,166
How's the fight looking, Manygiga?
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00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:02,375
It's Metadata.
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00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,500
And it's looking good.
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00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:09,000
Will you succeed
where my best men have failed?
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00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,583
I wouldn't be surprised.
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00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:12,125
I always wanted a girl.
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00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:14,875
I had to re-mosaic your room
when you were born.
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00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,333
It took me three weeks.
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00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,166
Okay then, Sylvain.
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Swing by mid-week,
and I'll see if I can fit you in.
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00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:30,416
Oh man, what happened to you?
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00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,291
Don't you recognize me?
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00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,375
I'm Apothika, your old friend.
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00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:37,583
Pano? Do you remember me, Pano?
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00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:43,416
Oh God. Interesting.
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00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,625
Okay then. So how did he lose his mind?
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00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,625
A menhir fell on him. Like this.
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00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:53,500
Obelix, I can't believe it!
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00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:56,458
- What? I answered her question.
- Not like that!
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00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,166
Get her out.
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00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:03,208
Are you okay?
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00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:05,625
Quack-quack.
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00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,750
See? She's fine.
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ASTERIX & OBELIX:
THE BIG FIGHT
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Subtitle translation by: James Preston