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{\an8}In your face, Captain Armorica!
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{\an8}Metadata, we've been walking
all night and I'm pooped!
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{\an8}Come on, Potus.
One more attraction to check.
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{\an8}Oh, I can't do roller coasters.
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{\an8}The wind in my face dries out my sinuses.
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{\an8}Not my cuppa tea at all.
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{\an8}- I like hook-a-duck or splat the rat.
- Oh, who cares? Come on, Potus!
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{\an8}Oh, no, water! We'll end up soaking wet.
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It's a Roman world
No, Gallic it is not
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Clap your hands, you must
Respect all of our laws
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It's a Roman world
Not an Egyptian world
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Nor Greek or African
It's just a world that's pure Roman
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In this Roman world
Oh, wow, it is so nice
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A wonderful world
No nothing can compare
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If you don't like this
Then we will impose it
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We'll throw you to the lions
If you cause rebellion
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Bread and circuses
Yes, that is our motto
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What the crowds all want
Is to have a good seat
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It's a Roman world
Wherever…
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This tune'll be stuck in my head all day.
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There is nothing bad here
In this Roman world
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ASTÉRIX & OBÉLIX: THE BIG FIGHT
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{\an8}Hello, I am Hannabarbera.
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{\an8}Hello, and I'm Blackangus.
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{\an8}Welcome to the Big Fight, everyone!
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{\an8}So, Blackangus,
who are the two fighters competing today?
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{\an8}Well, Hannabarbera,
first we've the Gaul, Vitalstatistix.
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{\an8}His strength is matched by his courage.
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{\an8}He's the chief of the indomitables,
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{\an8}and he intends to remain so
until the sky falls down on his head.
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And the sky might well be his challenger!
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{\an8}Aye! He will face Cassius Ceramix,
the Gallo-Roman.
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{\an8}And by that, I mean a Gaul
who recognizes the greatness of Rome.
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{\an8}And whether it be in speed,
in impact, in strength,
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{\an8}and, of course, in fealty to Rome,
he is our champion!
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It'll be a clash packed with action.
Won't it, Blackangus?
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Aye, Hannabarbera, it will.
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We expect to see violence,
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and savagery, and cruelty,
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as a lot of the public
have come here with their families!
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Little Romulus's waiting
for his parents near the wolves pen.
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Little Romulus, thank you.
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"So, at the end of the fight,
the chief who's vanquished
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will submit control of his tribe
to the winner."
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No! I'll never submit to a Gallo-Roman.
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I know, but we're not there yet, are we?
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We're not far from it.
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Our druid's still lost
all sense of reason.
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And without magic potion,
you won't beat Cassius Ceramix.
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With a little bit of training
I don't see why I couldn't…
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You don't stand a chance at all!
Even I'd be a better option.
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You may just have a point.
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Oh, come on, Pidiped,
you can't be serious.
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- With no stick, he'll fall down.
- You'll see if I fall down!
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- Ow!
- No, no, he's got me thinking.
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We should change our chief.
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Huh? Change our chief?
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Yes, 'cause to win the Big Fight
we need our strongest Gaul, Obelix.
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But… are we allowed to do that?
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- Where does it say? Hmm.
- There.
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Oh, it's engraved in small print.
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"If need be,
the village chief can be replaced
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by any member of the tribe
who is picked for the occasion."
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There you are! We can make Obelix chief.
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What about me?
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But what about you what?
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I don't see why you don't pick me.
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Because Obelix is the only one
who can win.
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How many times we gotta say it?
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Do you honestly think
he's stronger than this, eh?
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- I do.
- We should let the people decide.
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My friends, name your blacksmith
chief of this village,
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and we'll regain
our strength and serenity.
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With me, Fulliautomatix, the quiet forge.
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No, no, that won't work!
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There you are, thank you.
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What this village needs
is someone who has experience.
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- Not at all!
- As the former chief of the village…
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Here we go! Same old wine
in a new bottle? No.
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Not on your nelly.
The Gauls want to see new faces.
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In that case, we might as well try
a brand-new face.
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- Like me, for example.
- I'm with you, sister.
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No… Yes, I do agree.
But not now, dear, all right?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Being the chief demands
a good relationship with the clientele.
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- Oh, no, because…
- And as a fishmonger…
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You're a poisoner, huh!
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Pick me, and I'll move his shop
to the neighbouring village!
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- Oh, yeah?
- Further from the sea. Will that do?
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Ooh!
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Wait, hold on! No!
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- No, no, no!
- Gauls!
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So here we are, Blackangus!
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Oh, yes, absolutely.
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This battle will be ugly,
and the public expect it that way.
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You're not wrong, Blackangus.
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- Is it true you've had over 90 fights?
- I have indeed.
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Five wins of the Raeburn shield,
12 executions, so I'm an old hand.
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That's very rare for a gladiator, no?
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Ah, well!
That's what I always say to the kids.
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The hardest part is to carry on.
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- I have a little question for you.
- Aye?
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How does one feel before such a fight?
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Well, you gotta stay focused,
you gotta clear your head,
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and above all, you keep calm.
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Excuse me?
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Excuse me!
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Er, sorry to bother you!
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I'm looking for your chief.
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- Our chief?
- For the Big Fight.
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Oh, yeah, the Big Fight, sure.
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One minute.
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No rush, take your time,
I'll wait by the chariot outside.
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Cheers, thanks a lot.
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- Just outside the village.
- Yeah.
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Children, my wife is right.
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So you know
the fishmonger's, the blacksmith's…
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- We know where you are.
- I'll wait just there.
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So, I was saying, Impedimenta's right.
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The future of the village is at stake.
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I agree to hand over the role
of chief to Obelix.
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Has anyone actually seen Obelix?
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- No.
- What do you mean, no?
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No, no, no. Asterix is right.
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I've done enough stupid things.
You deserve a better chief.
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No, Obelix.
It would be for the fight and no longer.
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No, no, no, no.
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I'm good for delivering menhirs.
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And that's all.
Huh. And I'm hopeless at that.
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Look, our chief isn't asking you,
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he's chosen you. So, you're our chief.
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Hmm?
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All right.
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Okay.
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All right, I accept.
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Ah! Thank you, Obelix.
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And as your chief,
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I name Asterix as our chief. There.
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Huh? Er, what?
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I'm your chief, I name you chief.
So you're chief, that's it.
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Oh, okay, I see.
Well, considering I'm your chief,
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I make you our chief. There.
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Hmm? And I'm reappointing you chief.
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- I re-reappoint you chief.
- No, you chief.
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- You chief! You!
- You chief.
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- Not allowed to reappoint.
- I'm one chief ahead.
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- You chief.
- You chief!
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- Chief! Chief! Chief!
- Chief! Chief! Chief!
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Enough now! Stop acting like children.
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- He started it.
- He's such a liar.
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Obelix, our only hope is you.
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You must agree to be chief.
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Erm, can I open a wild boar shop,
for those people who don't like fish?
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Of course, you'd be the chief.
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But I won't have to make speeches, will I?
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You'll be chief.
You won't have to do anything.
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- Yes, but, will Asterix stop always…
- Finishing your sentences? Yes, Obelix.
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All right then, sure.
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There. I'm his trainer!
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Geriatrix, do you think
a wild boar shop is a good idea,
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as a first decision as chief?
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Eh, will you still do menhirs
and have a wild boar shop?
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Well, we're a few hourglasses away,
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or should I say, a few grains of sand away
from the beginning of the fight.
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The cheap seats are filling up
little by little.
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It's taking a while but I can feel it
in my bones that this is going to be…
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Hold on, Blackangus, I see a VIP
heading towards the red mosaic right now!
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Aye, it's him!
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Caesar!
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- Caesar!
- I love you, Caesar!
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I wanna be you!
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Oh, what a handsome man!
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- There?
- Caesar!
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- Give a smile, Caesar!
- Hey, Mr. Caesar!
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- This way, this way!
- Give us a smile!
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- Oh, yeah!
- Very noble.
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One can see why he's wearing laurels.
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- Simply marvellous!
- Lovely!
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Not that I want to grovel at all,
but he's still extremely sculpturogenic.
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But you are kind of grovelling.
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Well, you're not wrong. You're not wrong.
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Over here!
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Okay, thank you, but that's enough now.
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Julius, just one more!
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No, no more. You've had quite enough.
Julius, come on.
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It's impossible to work.
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Look, look, look.
There! Look, she's coming!
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- Is it someone important?
- Of course, it is! Look, it's her.
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Cleopatra, this way please!
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Over here, Cleopatra!
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- Look this way!
- Can you face us as well?
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Not just the profile, if you please.
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This way, please.
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The referee, Twinpix, is waiting
for you inside.
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For the weigh-in.
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Okay then,
now, you can step on the scales.
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So, you're a heavyweight then.
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Really?
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And without Dogmatix?
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Oh, look, er… Barbera!
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The Gallic tribe is arriving
to see the big feat.
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And if I may add, their de-feat.
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That's funny.
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Kiddywinks!
Who wants a candy-floss moustache?
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It's full of sugar.
It's good for children.
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Roll up, roll up,
hop in the bumper chariots!
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So if Cassius Ceramix wins today,
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it would see the conquest
of all Gaul by Caesar!
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Absolutely. So we expect to see
a fight fought with no mercy.
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And the sweet smell of triumph.
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Oh, well, er… I can't smell nothing.
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Not since the day
that I shoved a trident up my nose.
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Can't smell a thing.
Anyway, enough about me.
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Omen chicken! Who wants an omen chicken?
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Yesterday's chickens tell
the news of tomorrow.
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Omen chicken,
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with the chick supplement special
on property,
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"Should I invest in Pompeii?"
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Of course, you should invest in Pompeii.
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If I could afford it, I'd get a little hut
right at the foot of the volcano.
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You wouldn't see me for dust.
It'd be a sound investment.
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I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
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Oh, what truly dreadful seats.
They are so uncomfortable.
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This is the worst birthday of my life.
Pompey wouldn't do this to his mother.
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Here's another one.
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How do you tell the difference
between a Gaul and his wife?
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The length of their moustache!
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And so for the rest of the program,
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after the loser hands
the shield to the winner,
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we thought we could dine tonight
in the Gaulish village.
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Really? My birthday dinner
in a village in Gaul? Charming.
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Oh, yeah! And the menu is Gallo-Roman.
Thought we'd go fusion. Yeah?
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What's fusion?
Is it good food mixed with bad food?
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Let's discuss this later, shall we?
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All right, what about this one?
A wild boar in a toga goes into a tavern…
236
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- Fastanfurius, come here.
- Mmm?
237
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:22,958
I'll tell you later.
238
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,375
Do you have everything ready?
239
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,666
Yes, all is ready, Caesar.
240
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,708
Very good. Very good.
241
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,291
Little Anonymus, your parents are waiting
242
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:34,958
at the bumper chariots.
243
00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:37,791
- Little Anonymus…
- Don't move.
244
00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:41,333
I'm nearly there,
just finishing my caricature.
245
00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:42,458
And there you are.
246
00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:45,708
- He put a lot into that!
- Oh!
247
00:12:57,541 --> 00:12:59,375
I'm sorry, Caesar.
248
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:02,791
Would you mind if you posed
for a quick mosaic?
249
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:04,708
No, but of course! My pleasure.
250
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:15,625
Ah.
251
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,291
Mmm…
252
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,041
I imagine you do this an awful lot.
Must be a pain.
253
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,000
Well, it is our era. I'm happy to.
254
00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:44,916
This wine is tip-top.
It's fermented in a vineyard nearby.
255
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,166
You'll see, it's very woody,
with fruity notes. Would you care to try?
256
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:51,000
Excuse me, excuse me.
Metadata, a change of plan.
257
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,041
I wrote it down.
258
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:55,166
You can taste chestnut
and cherries from the Pyrenees…
259
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,583
It won't be Vitalstatistix any more.
260
00:13:57,666 --> 00:14:00,416
They have a new chief, a certain Obelix.
261
00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:02,708
I'll find something less tannic.
262
00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:04,375
Oh, no! Not Obelix!
263
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,708
Or Obel-nine.
264
00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:10,416
I don't know if this is an "X",
or one and ten, and that's nine.
265
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,541
What's the difference?
266
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:14,125
Huge! Obelix fell
into the magic potion pot
267
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,541
when he was just a kid.
268
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:19,333
The effects on him were permanent! Oh, no.
269
00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:21,000
It's all gone wrong.
270
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,083
Not Obelix.
271
00:14:22,916 --> 00:14:25,958
Or… Or… Obe-59.
272
00:14:26,541 --> 00:14:28,458
'Cause the "L" is 50.
273
00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:29,916
Not sure.
274
00:14:38,541 --> 00:14:40,125
Mmm.
275
00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:47,041
Ah! Can you watch them for a bit?
276
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,416
Chief.
277
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:53,500
Blimey, they'll be brimming
with energy after all that.
278
00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:58,041
Chief, let me help you.
279
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:00,583
It's a snack for Obelix before the meal.
280
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,291
- I mean, before the fight.
- Mmm.
281
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:05,875
I can't wait for this to be over
so that we can get back to normal.
282
00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:08,208
Well, I'm starting to enjoy our life now.
283
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,375
Mmm, they're delicious,
these Greek meatballs.
284
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:11,791
Hmm. What was that?
285
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:15,083
I think they've got some veggies inside,
but they taste great to me.
286
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,875
No, the bit about enjoying
this life now. What exactly?
287
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,791
I love not being chief any more.
288
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:23,541
Asterix, being the chief
is a weight on your shoulders.
289
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,500
That's what my bearers often say too.
290
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,125
I don't know, I feel lighter.
291
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:30,541
I have more time for myself,
292
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,458
- I sleep better at night.
- What nights?
293
00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:35,416
You were still chief this morning.
What are you talking about?
294
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,708
I'm starting to think that Obelix
should be chief of our village
295
00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:39,958
even after the fight.
296
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:43,333
Huh? No, but… No, no.
You can't… You can't be serious.
297
00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:45,166
Oh, yeah. I'm very serious.
298
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:48,958
No, but as a fake chief to give smacks,
he's perfect, I agree.
299
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:52,500
But to be chief of the village?
He just doesn't have any of the skills.
300
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,125
- Don't see why not.
- Well, I do and I'm telling you.
301
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:58,666
His wild boar shop idea isn't too bad,
so we should think on it.
302
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,500
- See you!
- But it's ridiculous.
303
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,125
- See you!
- No, er… Chief.
304
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,125
Think on it.
305
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:06,333
Think on it.
306
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,625
So I don't have skills then?
307
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:15,291
Er, I didn't… say it exactly like that.
308
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,708
You did. Exactly like that.
309
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,250
- And that I was a fake chief too.
- Yeah.
310
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:22,916
- No… Yeah. No, I said…
- Fake chief.
311
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:26,291
Yes, well, okay.
Okay, I said "fake chief".
312
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:30,166
Look, Obelix, you can't
seriously think you'd be chief forever?
313
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,083
Not forever, but why not for a while?
314
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,333
- There are dozens of reasons why not.
- Why?
315
00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:37,875
You worried that for once
I'll make the decisions? Is that it?
316
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,833
Yes, when you throw menhirs, I am.
317
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,083
That's just so petty. Ha! Typical.
318
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:45,208
No one else in my tribe is worried though.
319
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:51,125
"Your tribe"? Oh, but I'm sorry
if I offended you, o great Chief Obelix!
320
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:55,083
If you don't like it, the doors
to my village are open, so you can go!
321
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,791
Hang on, hang on.
So you want me to go, just like that?
322
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,541
Banishing me from your village,
is that what you're saying?
323
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,958
You know what? Apothika was right.
324
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:05,666
Once again, you're talking for me.
325
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,791
Well, okay!
I'll shut up then. Come on, spit it out!
326
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,125
That's it, you're banished!
327
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:14,791
Hmph.
328
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,125
Is that your first decision as chief?
329
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,875
Please return to the arena.
330
00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:42,916
The Big Fight will begin soon.
331
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,250
Thank you.
332
00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:48,125
Living in Armorica
333
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:49,416
Do-day, doo-dee
334
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:51,416
Do-day, doo-da
335
00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:54,250
So Mummy, do you like it?
336
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,625
No. I asked for bread, it isn't here.
337
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,708
My bread, yoo-hoo! Bread?
338
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,916
- Call me chief.
- No, it's me.
339
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,875
- No, call me chief.
- No, call me chief.
340
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:11,583
Oh, look over there, children.
A real Gaul. That's a rare sight.
341
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,375
Soon they'll all be gone.
342
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,708
Call me chief!
343
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:17,791
- Or why don't we call each other chief?
- Oh, yeah!
344
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:21,708
So cool to be your best mate!
345
00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:23,750
- Cooler to be your best mate.
- No, it's not!
346
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:24,666
Yeah, it is!
347
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,458
That's what friends are for, right?
348
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:37,833
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
349
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Okay.
350
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,291
Getafix!
351
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,458
- Woohoo!
- Apothika!
352
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,791
Woohoo!
353
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,541
Ah!
354
00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:16,250
Hello!
355
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,041
Hello again!
356
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:29,750
Whoa!
357
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,791
Whoa!
358
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,416
Go on, kiddo, try your luck.
359
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:40,708
You just gotta knock one of 'em down
and you win the figurine.
360
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,250
All right, fair game.
361
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:05,750
Hold on. I've just got an update.
Vitalstatistix won't be fighting.
362
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:08,291
And a new chief
will be fighting instead, Obelix.
363
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,833
What? Give me that!
364
00:20:10,666 --> 00:20:12,458
Er, oh, yeah. I forgot I can't read.
365
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,958
Huh? The buccina!
366
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:17,291
So, kids, it's about to start.
367
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:19,416
Hooray! Enjoy the spectacle!
368
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:37,375
Wow! Magnificent!
369
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,541
Ah, it still gets me, you know?
370
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,291
Hey? It gives me goosebumps.
371
00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:45,458
Pompey treated his mother
to the Venice illuminations
372
00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:48,166
so let's not get over-excited
by sparklers.
373
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:07,208
Sorry to be rude, we don't understand you.
374
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,208
Oh, my bad. Sure.
375
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:11,458
In the left-hand corner,
376
00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:13,666
in green skirt and feathered plume,
377
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,291
the serum's pilum,
378
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,833
stronger than the forum,
379
00:21:17,916 --> 00:21:19,750
more stable than marble,
380
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:21,875
the most Gallo of Romans,
381
00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:24,416
the most Roman of Gallos…
382
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:29,000
Cassius Ceramix!
383
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,833
Oh, yes, that was good.
We understood everything.
384
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:51,000
Yeah!
385
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,375
And in the right-hand corner,
386
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:04,041
blue and white braccae,
387
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:05,916
with red braids…
388
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,375
Come on then, it's our turn, champ.
389
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,541
The Celtic firkin,
390
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:13,541
the menhir of Armorica,
391
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:18,000
Obelix!
392
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,000
Hmm?
393
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:20,375
Obelix?!
394
00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:26,750
Huh?
395
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,166
Don't forget, tire him out.
396
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:35,791
Think of your legwork.
Mind out for his right hook and…
397
00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:38,916
- I'll give him a smack.
- Oh, yeah, that works too.
398
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,666
Hey, hey! Look who it is!
He's hit me loads o' times!
399
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:46,625
Obelix, yoo-hoo!
400
00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:05,458
Now, come to the centre of the platform.
401
00:23:08,916 --> 00:23:11,458
Let's go over all of the moves.
402
00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:13,625
Kick, punch, neck, carpus,
403
00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:15,625
metacarpus, humerus, malleolus.
404
00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:18,750
You all right there?
Knee, head, no holds barred!
405
00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:21,708
So, no… no rules?
406
00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:25,833
The combat continues until one
of you is defeated or withdraws.
407
00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:27,791
Ah-ah! Defeat or withdrawal?
408
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,166
I'd like to say "Alas"
409
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,250
because we don't fight
to the death any more.
410
00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:32,958
Blackangus, things change.
411
00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:34,625
I know, I know, Hannabarbera.
412
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:36,750
Wild beasts can't even fight now,
can they?
413
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,750
A lion against an elephant, forbidden!
414
00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:40,833
Maybe 'cause it's a bit cruel to animals?
415
00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:42,916
They were fed with slaves, Hannabarbera!
416
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,500
Is that cruel? Seriously?
What's the world coming to, eh?
417
00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:48,500
Maybe it makes us more human though.
418
00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:51,583
But aren't we becoming less cruel?
Just a question!
419
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,791
So, er, Ave Caesar.
420
00:23:56,541 --> 00:23:59,208
The one about to die
salutes you, as they say.
421
00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:01,208
So, er, Ave then.
422
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:04,458
Your turn, Obelix.
423
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,375
Er, what do I do?
424
00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:09,541
Your speech to the crowd.
It's your turn, we're all ears.
425
00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:11,791
- Speech!
- A speech?
426
00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:15,458
Asterix…
427
00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:25,000
This menhir…
428
00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:28,041
Oh, no, Obelix!
429
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,833
Right, er…Okay.
430
00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:35,750
{\an8}Gentlemen, have a good fight.
431
00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:40,083
{\an8}And when you hear
the buccina, you can rumble!
432
00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:11,333
One…
433
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:18,250
Two…
434
00:25:22,166 --> 00:25:26,583
He didn't touch him! What is this?
No blows, no bites, nothing!
435
00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:29,083
Come on! I'm 27 and I've never seen that!
436
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,375
- Four!
- Come on, get up!
437
00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:33,208
What are you doing?
438
00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:34,208
Five!
439
00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:38,500
Six!
440
00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:43,416
- Seven!
- It's rubbish! What is going on?
441
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,083
I can't believe my eye!
442
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:46,125
Eight!
443
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,250
Nine!
444
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:51,250
Obelix!
445
00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:54,625
And ten!
446
00:25:54,708 --> 00:25:57,458
It's over!
447
00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,458
So I won?
448
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:50,541
ASTERIX & OBELIX: THE BIG FIGHT