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Fastanfurius. Sit aprum lupus.
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Er, "lupus"? Erm, what is that?
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Because I studied Greek at school.
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Get on with it.
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Oh, yeah!
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Legion, now march!
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{\an8}And the winner of this year's Big Fight
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{\an8}is Cassius Ceramix!
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{\an8}Cassius! Cassius! Cassius! Cassius!
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{\an8}Cassius! Cassius! Cassius!
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{\an8}Cassius! Cassius! Cassius!
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{\an8}Caesar!
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I won this victory for you!
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Caesar, I love you!
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Is that the Big Fight then?
It's more like the Battle of the Losers!
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Yeah, it certainly is a let-down.
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No blows, no spilt blood,
no fractures, no gouged eyeballs.
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What example are we setting children?
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Mmm. And what world are we leaving them?
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What world, exactly!
I agree wholeheartedly.
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Don't get me started.
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Again!
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More fighting! More brawling!
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We want The Big Fight!
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- It's my shield, Grandad!
- No, it isn't!
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Getafix!
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Oh! It's all kicking off
on the podium down there.
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Yeah, you're right. Look at that slap.
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Wow, not for the faint-hearted.
Avert your eyes.
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- Four-leaf clover…
- Capture him!
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- Shh, he's awake.
- Do you know me?
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Getafix…
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We feel glad in the home of Panono
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Getafix, you okay?
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Yes, I am, Asterix, I thank you.
A bit stunned, but I'm all right.
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Good. That's good.
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Hold on. You called me Asterix!
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- Getafix, you're cured!
- In formation!
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Here.
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Now it's time
for the ceremony of the shields!
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We have to act fast now.
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There's nothing we can do, Asterix.
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Our tribe must submit, it's the law.
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Obelix lost.
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I am the chief of you all!
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No. Not us all.
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Your attention please.
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The great Julius Caesar is now
going to say a few words.
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Thank you.
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- Hmm?
- My beloved people…
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Today is an historic day.
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Today, the last village in Gaul
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has fallen.
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I'm the worst chief
in the whole history of Gaul.
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Today, Rome has won.
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Today, all of Gaul is occupied.
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Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!
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All? No!
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There's still one Gaul. Me!
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All of Gaul is not occupied.
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What are you on about? You're a Roman now.
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Accept your defeat. Your chief has lost.
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No, Julius. Because he's not my chief.
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Obelix banished me
from the village before the fight.
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And it's the best decision
you took as a chief, my dearest Obelix.
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It's all gone to pot. It's so sentimental.
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All right! Let's give each other flowers
and shower each other in roses, huh?
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I am the last indomitable!
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I am Asterix the Gaul!
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It's interminable.
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What now? What are they booing for?
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Well, there has been
no combat, no spectacle.
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First there was no bread,
and now, no circuses.
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Boo!
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We're going to destroy this arena!
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All right. So they want a show?
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They shall have one.
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Do you want a show?
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I can't hear you, do you want a show?
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Louder!
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A show, then, is what you'll all see.
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The incendiary squadron
to proceed to the catapults.
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The incendiary squadron. Thank you.
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Fire.
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My village!
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Oh, no, Julius.
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If you don't obey the rules,
it changes everything.
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Yeah, but why?
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You won, so why burn down the village?
This is stupid.
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Hey, whoa. I remind you
that the Big Fight was your idea.
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It wasn't my idea
to set a village on fire!
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Ah, but of course.
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That's what we should have done.
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Rap on the doors of their huts
and say, "Hello, Gauls."
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"We're invading you, we hope that's okay".
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Get your head out from your papyrus, girl!
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This is war!
So choose which side you're on.
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Ours or the barbarians.
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Now, that's what I'm talking about.
The show's taking a new turn now.
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It's getting good.
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It's spectacular,
though not really conforming to the rules.
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Oh, come off it!
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What's wrong with a little massacre
every now and again, eh?
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Caesar, what you're doing
is against Gaulish law.
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This is what I think of your Gaulish laws.
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My fishmongery!
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Take care of that idiot.
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With pleasure.
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Potus, come with me.
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The smell of victory.
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Stinks like grilled fish.
And it's rotten too.
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I've a riddle
I want to put to you, little Gaul.
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What do you call an indomitable
with no potion?
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Well, maybe you would say
he's a… domitable?
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It's all right, no cause for alarm.
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Mmm.
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You ready?
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Hmm.
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Halt, Gaul! This way.
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No funny stuff.
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Leave him to me!
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He's my prisoner, I'll handle it.
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You, er, go stop the catapult
shooting at the village.
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Really? But that's not
what Fastanfurius told us…
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By order of Caesar!
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Okay, let's go!
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Mileycirus, stay here and assist.
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- Let's take that one.
- Oh, no, those rides make me feel ill.
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I prefer hook-a-duck or splat the rat…
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No, no, no, no!
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Oh, look over there.
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- Huh, what's that?
- Over there, look!
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Eh?
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Hey. What are you doing, Roman?
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I'm choosing my side. Come on!
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Children, another fight starts for us.
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But without magic potion,
we must all fight together in unity!
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Because the Big Fight is you.
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And you.
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It's you, you, you,
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and you!
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So let's show these Romans
that the real chiefs are us!
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Come on!
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Legionary reinforcements
are requested at the centre of the arena
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following the Gauls' rebellion. Thank you.
146
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Out the way, let me through!
147
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Where you going?
What are you doing, Tenmillionviews?
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My name is Tenmillionclix!
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Long live Gaul!
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Traitor.
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Even the Gaulish women get stuck in.
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Now, that's equality.
Apparently, we're all equal now, huh?
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Oh!
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It's a Roman world
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No, Gallic it is not
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Clap your hands, you must
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Respect all of our laws…
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To think I fell for all this.
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Not an Egyptian world
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Nor Greek or African
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It’s just a world that’s pure Roman
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In this Roman world
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Oh wow, it is so nice
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A wonderful world
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No, nothing can compare
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If you don't like this…
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{\an8}No, no, Dogmatix.
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{\an8}Every time I wanna make things better,
I just make them worse.
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Huh?
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00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:17,416
Here we are, a retro ruckus!
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Like the old days, ah!
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Whoa!
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Oh, it's really hot.
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Phew.
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Hmm?
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00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:09,541
Ooh!
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Is that magic potion?
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Metadata, the secrets of druids' recipes
are passed down…
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From one druid's mouth to another's ears.
I know. I'll go.
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Eh?
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00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:20,916
- What on earth was that?
- The magic potion!
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Their druid is making magic potion!
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Getafix.
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Ah.
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To the village!
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00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:50,708
Asterix!
187
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:55,708
Stick with Obelix! To the catapult!
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00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,000
Quack-quack?
189
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,166
Hurry, hurry, hurry! Quick, quick, quick!
190
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:10,541
Watch out, coming through!
191
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,333
Oh!
192
00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:35,916
- You okay?
- Mmm.
193
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:39,833
Wo bin ich?
194
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,458
But what's happening here?
195
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,625
It's a Roman world…
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00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,708
Hup!
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00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,000
Obelix!
198
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:02,625
Clap your hands, you must
199
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:05,291
Respect all of our laws
200
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,916
Mind out now, if you please.
201
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,583
How did they get here before us?
202
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:23,166
Ah, 'cause we went
via the Roman World amusement park
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00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,625
and went by river.
204
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,583
That's why we got wet feet.
205
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:29,333
But it also means
we got here quicker than you.
206
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,291
The rides there are really very good.
I've been twice now.
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00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:35,083
If you haven't been before,
I strongly recommend it.
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00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,958
- If you have time to go later.
- Potus!
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00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:40,000
Er, yeah, I'm coming! It's superb.
210
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:55,875
Mmm. The time has come
to taste the famous magic potion.
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00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,416
Er… Hmm.
212
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,583
Potus.
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00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,083
It's always me.
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00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,416
Drink.
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00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,541
Wow! I think I can feel it working.
216
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,875
Go and try it out.
217
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,375
Er…
218
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,291
Er, try it out over there?
219
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,875
Mars, I'm so fed up with all this.
It's always the same.
220
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:39,708
It's always me who has to taste things.
I go polka dots, I go green.
221
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:41,416
Gauls and their potions.
222
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:45,916
Well, I'm really sorry. Orders.
223
00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:51,333
Oh, yeah!
224
00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,791
- Obelix!
- Success.
225
00:18:58,583 --> 00:18:59,625
You just wait!
226
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,458
Not bad.
227
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:10,125
Legion, potion!
228
00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:21,458
Hmm?
229
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:52,625
I'm sorry. Sorry, but, er,
how is all this supposed to work?
230
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,208
We gotta share the same spoon?
231
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,583
Obelix! They are coming for you!
232
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,458
Oh!
233
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,375
Mmm.
234
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,458
Legion! In position!
235
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:55,208
We have nothing to lose.
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Let's show them how indomitable we are,
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and let's settle it, once and for all!
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00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:05,958
Gauls!
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00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,708
Assemble.
240
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:13,083
Attack!
241
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,375
Huh?
242
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,666
But, what… the…?
243
00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:55,791
Wow.
244
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:58,125
Whoa!
245
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:01,666
Holy cow!
246
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,000
This is nuts!
247
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,291
What's going on?
248
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:07,333
What's happening, by Jupiter?
249
00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:09,458
It's not the magic potion!
250
00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:11,583
This one makes you fly and change colour!
251
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,541
Let's just say
it's a mixture of all three.
252
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,250
But I'm so bright!
253
00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:20,375
There's a first time for everything.
254
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:21,875
Traitor!
255
00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:23,041
You have my word
256
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:26,291
that I'll tell everyone in Rome
that you betrayed us!
257
00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:27,333
Be my guest!
258
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,708
- Rome's that way. See ya!
- No, no, no!
259
00:22:29,791 --> 00:22:32,875
No!
260
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:54,333
Oh, look! They sure know
how to put on a show, don't they?
261
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,833
Only in Armorica.
262
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,375
Oh!
263
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,500
It's beautiful, son.
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Happy Birthday, Mummy.
265
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Thank you, my boy.
266
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Stick that in your pipe, Pompey.
267
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Bravo, Getafix!
268
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My friends, I couldn't have done it
without her help.
269
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Well, er, thank you, Roman.
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Er, Metadata.
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Asterix.
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Put out the fire!
'Cause I have one last little thing to do.
273
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Go, the Gauls! Go, the Gauls!
Go, the Gauls! Go, the Gauls!
274
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Go, the Gauls! Go, the Gauls!
Go, the Gauls! Go, the Gauls!
275
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Go, the Gauls! Go, the Gauls!
Go, the Gauls! Go, the Gauls…
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Gauls!
277
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But… what are you doing
with those barbarians, Wikipedia?
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These barbarians, O Caesar,
279
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may be loud, grumpy, undisciplined,
280
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and their personal hygiene
might be questionable…
281
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Hmm?
282
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:15,666
But they don't need to conquer the world
to impose their tastes,
283
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their gods, and their way of life.
284
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And, for the last time, I am Metadata!
285
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She has a temper on her.
286
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So, which one of you is your chief?
287
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It's me.
288
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But in fact, it's him.
289
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Gauls, I could destroy you.
290
00:24:35,958 --> 00:24:38,541
Really? With what army?
291
00:24:39,291 --> 00:24:40,333
Hmm.
292
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But you certainly entertained my people.
293
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And so you all deserve to live.
294
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:51,000
Now, to demonstrate
the generosity of Caesar…
295
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I pardon you!
296
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I hope one day they find another way
of saying "like" or "dislike", hmm?
297
00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:09,666
Shall we, Mummy?
298
00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:15,041
But why are they stopping?
There were fires and battles,
299
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crying children, blood and guts…
300
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All the ingredients you need
for a good night!
301
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What is going on?!
302
00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:24,666
Whew! Goodness, me.
303
00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:27,583
Oh, what a day!
304
00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:30,375
So, well, er…
305
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Yeah, because he pardoned everyone,
306
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er, let's just call it quits.
307
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,666
After all… us Gauls stick together.
308
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No?
309
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Let's put it behind us?
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Let's not.
311
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Long live our chief Vitalstatistix!
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Here we go, Blackangus.
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A traditional Gallic banquet
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to mark the end
of this wonderful adventure.
315
00:25:58,125 --> 00:26:00,916
Yes indeed, Hannabarbera!
They dance, they feast.
316
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,291
You can't deny it,
those Gauls know how to enjoy life.
317
00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:09,333
Excuse me, but can I just ask,
are you going to commentate on everything?
318
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:12,333
Mmm, indeed.
What is this need to commentate?
319
00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:14,291
Is one running from reality?
320
00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:17,875
Try not to perform
one's way through life, perhaps.
321
00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:19,458
Er, good evening, madam.
322
00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:22,208
You see? For as long as I can remember,
323
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,583
I have always had
a passion for Gallic culture.
324
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Metadata, as a thank you,
I'll share a secret
325
00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:29,583
that can only be passed
from one druid's mouth
326
00:26:29,666 --> 00:26:30,875
to another druid's ear.
327
00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:32,083
Ah! Really?
328
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:33,000
Yes.
329
00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:36,208
The trick is to heat it up again tomorrow.
330
00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:38,375
A stew is always better that way.
331
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:39,291
Ah.
332
00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:46,291
Could someone bring me
more of that strong Gallic ale?
333
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:47,208
Thank you.
334
00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:51,958
Offerings! Offerings!
335
00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:57,375
- Offerings! Offerings! Offerings!
- All right. Settle down, settle down.
336
00:26:57,958 --> 00:27:00,791
Well, then, I think I know
who gave this one.
337
00:27:02,791 --> 00:27:05,041
- Speech!
- Yes, go on, Obelix.
338
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:08,458
- Give us a few words, come on!
- Give us a speech! Speech!
339
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:10,250
Go on! A speech!
340
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:11,500
Er…
341
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:14,583
Get on with it!
342
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,833
This… menhir…
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00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,416
This menhir is for you, Chief.
344
00:27:27,041 --> 00:27:29,458
And for you, Impedimenta.
345
00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:32,166
- And it's for you, Cacofonix.
- Mmm.
346
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:34,000
And for you, Fulliautomatix.
347
00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:35,583
Ah!
348
00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:38,958
It's for you, Bacteria and Unhygienix.
349
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,791
And it is for you, my dear friend Asterix.
350
00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:45,375
I'm so happy
that you're back in our village.
351
00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:46,791
Hmm?
352
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:50,083
And yes, it's for you too, Dogmatix.
353
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,500
This menhir, my friends,
it is for one and for all.
354
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,416
Because it's like our unity.
355
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,000
It's like our village.
356
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,041
Solid as a rock!
357
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:04,250
Forever!
358
00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:05,500
Hurray to us!
359
00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,500
That's nice.
360
00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,125
Asterix, you wanna add anything?
361
00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:12,416
Then that's it from me.
362
00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:19,750
And so ends this beautiful adventure.
363
00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:23,500
As usual,
the whole tribe celebrates 'til dawn.
364
00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:25,500
The whole tribe?
365
00:28:26,041 --> 00:28:27,208
Well, no.
366
00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:32,666
Hmm, our garden veg fricassee
was delicious, Piggywiggy.
367
00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:34,541
Mmm. Thank you, Pidiped.
368
00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:37,291
You sure you don't wanna go to Lutetia?
369
00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:38,958
We can decide in the morning.
370
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:42,166
- Mmm.
- Let's have a night in, shall we?
371
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:43,958
Well, okay.
372
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:47,166
So then, Netflix, where did we get to?
373
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,250
Previously…
374
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:50,583
No, skip the recap.
375
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:52,875
Tudum!
376
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:28,458
ASTERIX & OBELIX:
THE BIG FIGHT
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MISSION VEGGIE PATCH
378
00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:20,875
Mmm!
379
00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:25,708
{\an8}It'd be a shop
where I can sell and trade wild boar.
380
00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,583
So you'd sell menhirs and wild boar?
381
00:34:30,666 --> 00:34:33,166
Maybe. I don't know yet.
382
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,125
Ow! Ouch!
383
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:34,875
Oh! Ugh.
384
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:38,000
The Big Fight will begin soon.