1723. Do you copy?
Yes. This is 1723.
My God!
I'm not a pilot!
I don't have a fucking clue how to be a pilot.
Don't worry, everything will be fine.
My name is José,
I understand that the pilots are incapacitated.
Yes.
Don't worry.
I will guide you.
Okay, let's breathe.
Let's see, what's your name?
-My name is Tom. -Okay, Tom.
Nice to meet you.
I want you to pull the lever that says Throttle two.
Yeah.
Okay.
And grab the yoke.
Now you're going to move that yoke gently,
so I can see how the plane is moving.
Yes, José.
It's moving the plane a little.
Wow, Tom.
I know you've never flown a plane before,
but you're doing it very well.
We're going to be fine.
I'm very scared.
It's just that…
It's just that I feel like I'm going to have terrible diarrhea any moment here.
Many people get airplane diarrhea, don't worry.
Yes, that's true.
Wow, and what do you do, Tom?
The funny thing is that I'm a comedian.
Wow, Tom the comedian, nice to meet you.
And what is your last name? Maybe I know you.
My last name is Segura.
Tom Segura?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
I have heard of you.
Yes?
I'm sorry, José. Please!
What time does lunch start you say?
Soon enough, right?
José, please!
Oh my God! What have I done?
Please, help me!
Hello.
1723. We are level and heading in the normal direction.
You're already here.