1 00:00:12,563 --> 00:00:14,403 Before you head for the tour, let me tell you the terms. 2 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,900 No, it's not needed now. 3 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:19,110 I mean, I'm doing this. This is the opportunity of a lifetime for me. 4 00:00:19,188 --> 00:00:20,688 To open for the opener's opener? 5 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:22,731 -To go on a comedy tour. -It's a college tour. 6 00:00:22,813 --> 00:00:25,023 -But college crowd is the best. -It's an engineering college. 7 00:00:25,105 --> 00:00:26,895 Oh, my God, I love engineering colleges. 8 00:00:26,980 --> 00:00:28,560 They are so desperate. 9 00:00:28,646 --> 00:00:30,186 This is great. Thank you for considering me. 10 00:00:30,271 --> 00:00:33,061 No, our comic dropped out. I didn't consider you. 11 00:00:33,646 --> 00:00:37,356 It doesn't matter. I'm going to earn money from comedy, for the first time. 12 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:39,608 You won't earn much. It's going to be a little-- 13 00:00:39,688 --> 00:00:41,808 -Will we get good food? -One meal a day. 14 00:00:41,896 --> 00:00:43,766 I'll carry snacks. We can eat in the car. 15 00:00:43,855 --> 00:00:46,725 -We're going by bus. -We can play party games on the bus! 16 00:00:49,396 --> 00:00:53,226 All right. Those were the conditions. If you're sure, we will leave tomorrow. 17 00:00:53,313 --> 00:00:54,863 I'll pack my bags right away. 18 00:00:54,938 --> 00:00:58,058 Don't pack any valuables. Robberies are frequent on the highway. 19 00:00:58,146 --> 00:01:01,016 I don't have any valuables. Just my clothes and my jokes. 20 00:01:01,105 --> 00:01:02,645 Who's going to steal my jokes? 21 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,355 Actually, someone could. 22 00:01:07,271 --> 00:01:08,901 Excuse me. Check, please. 23 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:11,480 But, seriously, Chirag, thank you so much. 24 00:01:11,563 --> 00:01:14,113 I mean, you have no idea how important this tour is for me. 25 00:01:14,188 --> 00:01:17,938 My life is so fucked up these days that nothing is going well. 26 00:01:18,021 --> 00:01:20,311 My parents are mad at me. My bank balance is low-- 27 00:01:20,396 --> 00:01:21,896 -And you're still talking? -Sorry. 28 00:01:22,771 --> 00:01:24,481 Hey, could you pack this up? 29 00:01:25,688 --> 00:01:26,728 A snack for the bus ride. 30 00:01:29,605 --> 00:01:31,975 -I'll finish this and leave. -Sure. 31 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:37,856 Sorry. 32 00:01:38,855 --> 00:01:42,435 -This tour sounds dangerous. -Or maybe thrilling? 33 00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:44,021 "Thrilling"? 34 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:47,063 Yesterday, when you found out that you're going on tour, 35 00:01:47,146 --> 00:01:50,056 you got so upset that you ran away from the sangeet. 36 00:01:50,146 --> 00:01:53,056 And now that you know that this tour could be fatal, 37 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:55,266 it's adding to your thrill. 38 00:01:55,355 --> 00:01:58,895 Kap, I was sad for a different reason yesterday. Okay? 39 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:01,650 And in any case, however this tour may be, 40 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:05,480 it's going to be my first tour as a comic. It is thrilling. 41 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:12,110 I think I forgot my digicam at Arun's place. 42 00:02:12,188 --> 00:02:13,938 I should go and get it, right? 43 00:02:14,021 --> 00:02:16,651 Who uses a digicam nowadays? Just use your phone. 44 00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:18,310 What if the phone's battery dies? 45 00:02:18,896 --> 00:02:19,806 Carry a power bank. 46 00:02:20,396 --> 00:02:21,766 What if the power bank gets stolen? 47 00:02:21,855 --> 00:02:22,895 What… 48 00:02:23,438 --> 00:02:25,688 I think I should take the digicam. 49 00:02:27,646 --> 00:02:29,356 I see what's going on. 50 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,690 -Nothing is going on. -Really? 51 00:02:32,771 --> 00:02:34,731 Didn't you meet Arun yesterday? 52 00:02:34,813 --> 00:02:36,523 Sparks were reignited… 53 00:02:36,605 --> 00:02:39,475 But his girlfriend was there, so it must have been weird. 54 00:02:39,563 --> 00:02:42,523 And now suddenly, you want your digicam. 55 00:02:43,688 --> 00:02:45,808 Okay, firstly, nothing weird happened. 56 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:49,356 And, secondly, it would actually be weird if I can't record my set, 57 00:02:49,438 --> 00:02:52,308 because my phone's battery has died, my power bank's stolen, 58 00:02:52,396 --> 00:02:54,106 and I don't have a digicam. 59 00:02:55,855 --> 00:02:58,145 And now you're literally putting eyeliner on. 60 00:02:58,230 --> 00:03:00,060 I always wear eyeliner. 61 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:03,106 Show me. You always do cat-eyes, too? 62 00:03:03,188 --> 00:03:04,438 Pappi's right. 63 00:03:04,521 --> 00:03:07,441 Cat-eyes… Well, that's a code for sex. 64 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,608 It's Kapi, by the way. 65 00:03:09,688 --> 00:03:12,108 Thanks for your deep insight, DJ Raj. 66 00:03:12,188 --> 00:03:14,398 -No problems. -Anyway, why are you here with us? 67 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:18,690 I have a gig in Bandra later, so I thought I'll chill here till then. 68 00:03:18,771 --> 00:03:19,811 When's the gig? 69 00:03:20,605 --> 00:03:21,685 Tuesday. 70 00:03:21,771 --> 00:03:22,811 Today is Friday. 71 00:03:23,396 --> 00:03:24,266 Yes. 72 00:03:25,230 --> 00:03:27,150 Anyway, nevermind. 73 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:30,810 I'm off to Arun's place to get my digicam… 74 00:03:30,896 --> 00:03:33,226 -Which is not weird at all. -Yeah. 75 00:03:33,896 --> 00:03:34,806 Egg delivery? 76 00:03:34,896 --> 00:03:35,766 Maybe. 77 00:03:38,896 --> 00:03:40,056 -Hi. -Hi. 78 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:43,020 Thanks. 79 00:03:43,605 --> 00:03:47,855 Sorry I didn't call before coming. I had some of your stuff. 80 00:03:48,563 --> 00:03:50,693 Since I saw you at the sangeet, I thought I'll return them. 81 00:03:53,646 --> 00:03:54,856 -Hi, Kapi. -Hi! 82 00:03:54,938 --> 00:03:56,688 We'll give you guys some privacy. 83 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,645 Don't forget the digicam. Okay? 84 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:03,020 How can you get a sprain by sneezing? 85 00:04:03,105 --> 00:04:05,185 I told him to get well soon 86 00:04:05,271 --> 00:04:07,441 or he won't be able to pick up his grandson. 87 00:04:08,146 --> 00:04:09,146 Rekha's pregnant? 88 00:04:10,146 --> 00:04:13,606 -Congratulations, Shilpa. -Thank you so much. 89 00:04:14,938 --> 00:04:16,188 How's Beanie? 90 00:04:21,938 --> 00:04:25,858 It's a long story. Another time, perhaps. 91 00:04:25,938 --> 00:04:29,228 I just hope things work out with Arun this time. 92 00:04:29,313 --> 00:04:32,153 Arun… What? 93 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,900 Don't pretend that you don't know. 94 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:36,360 Rekha saw them together at Sakshi's sangeet. 95 00:04:36,438 --> 00:04:39,398 They were talking to each other for a long time, alone. 96 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:43,610 -Let's see what we have here. -What did you steal from me? 97 00:04:44,855 --> 00:04:45,895 Sunglasses. 98 00:04:47,313 --> 00:04:48,733 I used to hate this perfume. 99 00:04:48,813 --> 00:04:50,023 You gave it to me. 100 00:04:51,438 --> 00:04:52,518 It's not that bad. 101 00:04:52,605 --> 00:04:53,605 Digicam. 102 00:04:55,521 --> 00:04:56,361 This… 103 00:04:59,938 --> 00:05:00,938 Remember this? 104 00:05:01,688 --> 00:05:02,808 {\an8}Oh, my God! 105 00:05:02,896 --> 00:05:03,936 {\an8}"How I Met Your Mata." 106 00:05:04,021 --> 00:05:06,901 I can't believe you made a comic strip about dinner with my mom. 107 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:11,190 Please! Every interaction with your mom deserves its own comic strip. 108 00:05:11,271 --> 00:05:15,521 You have to admit, this was a really nice gift for our monthversary. 109 00:05:15,605 --> 00:05:17,475 Back when we celebrated monthversaries. 110 00:05:17,563 --> 00:05:20,903 -Back when I remembered monthversaries. -And back when you loved me. 111 00:05:23,730 --> 00:05:25,690 I'm sorry. Shouldn't have said that. 112 00:05:25,771 --> 00:05:27,401 That's okay. You're right. 113 00:05:30,688 --> 00:05:34,058 Oh, my God. Please. I don't need to be reminded of this concert. 114 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:36,810 -Why? What happened? -Excuse me? 115 00:05:38,063 --> 00:05:40,023 U2 concert? My birthday last year? 116 00:05:40,813 --> 00:05:43,483 We went and bumped into some of my office colleagues, 117 00:05:43,563 --> 00:05:45,523 we were hanging out with them, 118 00:05:45,605 --> 00:05:48,475 and you got really angry because U2 was "our thing." 119 00:05:48,563 --> 00:05:53,273 And you suddenly left without a word, making it really awkward for all of us. 120 00:05:53,355 --> 00:05:55,435 -Yeah? -Fuck. Yes. 121 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,771 And then, you called and gave me hell, 122 00:05:57,855 --> 00:06:00,895 "If you love your colleagues so much, why don't you date them?" 123 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:03,650 And you never came back and my birthday cake was never cut! 124 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:07,400 Yuck! I sound horrible. How did you even put up with me then? 125 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,770 -I didn't. I ran away. -That's true. 126 00:06:13,105 --> 00:06:14,725 Aren't you getting late for office? 127 00:06:15,521 --> 00:06:16,441 Yeah… 128 00:06:17,021 --> 00:06:19,771 But I still think I have some time. We can grab lunch. 129 00:06:19,855 --> 00:06:21,475 I'll be a little late, but it's okay. 130 00:06:21,563 --> 00:06:25,613 I'm sorry. Arun Kalra's going to be late for office? 131 00:06:25,688 --> 00:06:27,978 Arun Kalra, who wanted to sue Google, 132 00:06:28,063 --> 00:06:32,063 because their estimated time of arrival doesn't account for traffic signals. 133 00:06:32,146 --> 00:06:34,476 Hello? Yes, hi. Yes, I'm so sorry. 134 00:06:34,563 --> 00:06:37,863 I know morning meetings were my idea, but I'm a little sick. 135 00:06:40,521 --> 00:06:41,771 Yes, I'll be there soon. 136 00:06:42,730 --> 00:06:43,690 Wow. 137 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:46,360 People change, Beanie. 138 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:54,151 -Shruti! -What? 139 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:55,980 Listen, come here! 140 00:06:56,063 --> 00:06:58,063 -What happened? -I've found a solution. Come here! 141 00:06:58,646 --> 00:06:59,896 What happened? 142 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:02,730 Shruti, look at this. It's simple economics. 143 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:05,813 Beanie's getting us no returns. She's a losing investment. 144 00:07:05,896 --> 00:07:08,856 I tell you what… Let's have another daughter! 145 00:07:08,938 --> 00:07:12,478 And we'll instill such strong values in her that she'll get married at 18. 146 00:07:12,563 --> 00:07:14,943 Guaranteed returns in 18 years! 147 00:07:15,021 --> 00:07:16,861 Vasant, I'm 53 years old! 148 00:07:16,938 --> 00:07:19,608 -Google says it's possible. -Shut up! 149 00:07:19,688 --> 00:07:23,058 Listen! Shilpa said that Beanie and Arun 150 00:07:23,146 --> 00:07:26,476 were talking for hours at Sakshi's sangeet. Alone! 151 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:31,063 What were they talking about? Are they getting married? 152 00:07:31,938 --> 00:07:33,728 Tell me everything. 153 00:07:33,813 --> 00:07:37,403 -I don't know. -Come on, tell me more! 154 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,690 -That's all she told me! -Idea! 155 00:07:42,271 --> 00:07:43,481 Are you calling Beanie? 156 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:48,733 No, I'll check Sakshi's Facebook page. I'm sure some of our friends were there! 157 00:07:48,813 --> 00:07:50,863 I'll ask them what happened. 158 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:54,228 What's my password? "Vasant1234." 159 00:07:54,313 --> 00:07:55,153 Shit. 160 00:07:56,063 --> 00:07:58,403 "Vasant5678"? 161 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,730 -Shit. -Give it to me. 162 00:08:02,730 --> 00:08:03,860 Logged in? 163 00:08:03,938 --> 00:08:04,768 Yes! 164 00:08:06,230 --> 00:08:07,650 Sakshi Garg. 165 00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:11,020 You know, "Backstabbing Beanie" had begun to doubt herself a bit. 166 00:08:11,105 --> 00:08:12,895 -That's never gonna go, is it? -Never! 167 00:08:14,605 --> 00:08:21,475 But I think… I think I can finally say that I may be somewhat happy. 168 00:08:22,355 --> 00:08:23,605 That's nice. 169 00:08:25,396 --> 00:08:27,226 How did your dad react to the news? 170 00:08:27,313 --> 00:08:30,813 He won't let you go anywhere for six weeks without a bodyguard. 171 00:08:31,813 --> 00:08:34,113 In fact, I think he'll come along with you. 172 00:08:36,355 --> 00:08:37,805 Actually, he has no idea. 173 00:08:38,771 --> 00:08:40,061 What do you mean? 174 00:08:40,146 --> 00:08:42,726 You're going for six weeks. How can he not know? 175 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:47,363 Well, thanks to comedy, my parents aren't talking to me, so… 176 00:08:47,438 --> 00:08:48,808 How do I tell them? 177 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:51,896 How can you hide something this important from your parents? 178 00:08:51,980 --> 00:08:53,560 I mean, how long can you go on like this? 179 00:08:56,313 --> 00:08:57,403 Anyone you'd like to thank? 180 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,770 Of course! My manager Chirag, my best friend Kapi… 181 00:09:00,855 --> 00:09:02,855 -My stylist. -And what about your parents? 182 00:09:02,938 --> 00:09:04,768 We don't really talk anymore. 183 00:09:04,855 --> 00:09:06,975 You don't deserve this award. Give it back! 184 00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:15,690 You know, the thing with this argument with my parents is like… 185 00:09:16,271 --> 00:09:18,651 -It's the eyebrow thing. -What eyebrow thing? 186 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:20,560 When you're doing your eyebrows, 187 00:09:20,646 --> 00:09:23,606 and in trying to match them perfectly, you end up with no eyebrows at all? 188 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,808 Let's see yours. 189 00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:26,476 They look perfect to me. 190 00:09:26,563 --> 00:09:28,483 -It's an analogy. -I know. 191 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,650 Look, Beanie, your parents are emotional. 192 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:34,690 Your dad is a little dramatic, but they're not evil. 193 00:09:34,771 --> 00:09:37,651 They're from another generation. Give them time to understand. 194 00:09:37,730 --> 00:09:41,110 We're the same age and even I reacted so emotionally. 195 00:09:41,188 --> 00:09:42,398 So you can't blame them. 196 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:46,520 -You're an old man inside, Mr. Kalra. -I'm serious! 197 00:09:48,063 --> 00:09:50,693 They're reacting this way because they're worried about you. 198 00:09:50,771 --> 00:09:52,311 Would you rather they not care at all? 199 00:09:53,813 --> 00:09:54,863 You're right. 200 00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:56,860 I'll speak to them. 201 00:09:58,313 --> 00:09:59,523 What should I tell them? 202 00:10:00,355 --> 00:10:02,355 Don't look at me. I work in real estate. 203 00:10:02,438 --> 00:10:05,018 You're the writer. I'm sure you'll know what to say. 204 00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:07,516 -Yes? -Yeah. 205 00:10:12,605 --> 00:10:14,305 Roger that. Over. 206 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:17,646 -Okay, bye! -What did you find out? 207 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:20,400 Nonsense. Nothing about Arun and Beanie. 208 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:25,360 All he said was, "Beanie is so funny! You must be so proud of her talent!" 209 00:10:25,438 --> 00:10:26,688 The same bullshit. 210 00:10:26,771 --> 00:10:28,941 You've spoken to nine people, Vasant. They're all saying the same thing. 211 00:10:29,021 --> 00:10:33,191 Exactly. Are they our friends or Beanie's? Don't they know us? 212 00:10:34,605 --> 00:10:35,555 Next. 213 00:10:35,646 --> 00:10:38,856 -Tell me. -Bipin. That's his number. 214 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:49,305 Hello, Bipin. How are you? 215 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:51,560 I'm great… 216 00:10:51,646 --> 00:10:55,476 I just wanted to ask you, were you at the Khannas' sangeet? 217 00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:56,773 Okay! 218 00:10:58,521 --> 00:11:00,811 Did you see Beanie there? 219 00:11:04,521 --> 00:11:06,441 What do you mean she's destined for success? 220 00:11:06,521 --> 00:11:09,481 Arun is her success. Yeah! Put the phone down! 221 00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:19,768 Thanks for today. It was really nice. 222 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,613 -It was. -Bye. 223 00:11:23,605 --> 00:11:25,855 Wait a minute. I wanted to ask you something. 224 00:11:26,688 --> 00:11:27,938 That guy at the wedding that day… 225 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,901 -Who? -"The other guy." 226 00:11:30,438 --> 00:11:31,648 His words, not mine. 227 00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:34,523 Is he really the other guy? 228 00:11:34,605 --> 00:11:36,015 I mean, I don't really care. 229 00:11:36,105 --> 00:11:38,935 But let me just tell you, that if you guys are a thing, 230 00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:40,771 your parents definitely won't like him. 231 00:11:41,855 --> 00:11:44,265 Is that so? Why? 232 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,645 Because they like me. 233 00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:47,555 -Really? -Yeah. 234 00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:51,225 But if you want, I can put in a word. 235 00:11:51,313 --> 00:11:53,693 I don't know if they'll agree, but I can try. 236 00:11:53,771 --> 00:11:55,691 You'd do all that for me? 237 00:11:55,771 --> 00:11:58,231 That's very kind of you, Mr. Kalra. Thank you so much. 238 00:11:58,313 --> 00:12:02,273 What can I say? I have a big, big heart. 239 00:12:04,313 --> 00:12:06,903 And I thought you've become so mature. 240 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:10,560 I mean, I'm talking about it without being passive-aggressive. That's mature, right? 241 00:12:11,771 --> 00:12:15,271 Yeah. Weirdly, that does make sense. 242 00:12:16,271 --> 00:12:18,901 Anyway, he's just a friend. 243 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:20,060 I mean, he was. 244 00:12:22,188 --> 00:12:24,228 But now as we're on the topic… 245 00:12:25,521 --> 00:12:27,981 Are Riya and you serious? 246 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,191 Yeah! Riya's great. 247 00:12:33,271 --> 00:12:35,731 She's nice, she's sweet, she's ambitious. 248 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,685 My parents like her. 249 00:12:38,855 --> 00:12:40,185 It's easy to be with her. 250 00:12:42,271 --> 00:12:43,231 But… 251 00:12:46,105 --> 00:12:47,105 she's not you. 252 00:13:05,313 --> 00:13:06,233 Oh, my God. 253 00:13:10,605 --> 00:13:12,475 -So, thanks for the drop. -Yeah. 254 00:13:25,146 --> 00:13:28,266 Someone named Chirag Chatwani posted this online. 255 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:37,151 They want to hog on the snacks, play the bitchy fashion police… 256 00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:38,440 What are you trying to say, Shruti? 257 00:13:40,646 --> 00:13:41,856 It says… 258 00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:48,271 "So excited that @BeanieBhatnagar is joining us on this tour. 259 00:13:48,355 --> 00:13:50,305 Dates and links for tickets below." 260 00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:58,895 When Beanie was little, she'd tell us every time she wanted to go to the toilet, 261 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,310 and would tell us if she didn't want to go as well. 262 00:14:01,396 --> 00:14:05,476 And now she's going on a six-week tour and we have no clue. 263 00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:10,980 Our Beanie, who always tried to keep us happy… 264 00:14:11,605 --> 00:14:14,145 can't share her big news with us now, 265 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:17,860 because we can't find our happiness in hers. 266 00:14:18,438 --> 00:14:20,358 Dr. Khambatta was right. 267 00:14:22,313 --> 00:14:24,313 You can't stop a bird from flying. 268 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:25,726 And what if she fails? 269 00:14:28,688 --> 00:14:30,608 What if she ends up alone? 270 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,555 That's when she'll need us more, right? 271 00:14:37,146 --> 00:14:40,266 Madam, Beanie's downstairs. She's walking around in a daze. 272 00:14:40,355 --> 00:14:41,515 Thought I'd let you know. 273 00:14:42,396 --> 00:14:43,396 Okay. Thank you. 274 00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:49,191 -What is she doing here? -I don't know. 275 00:14:49,271 --> 00:14:54,151 Vasant, enough is enough. Let her do what she wants. 276 00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:57,860 I'm not going to stop her anymore. And please don't try to stop me. 277 00:14:59,771 --> 00:15:04,151 Beanie! Beanie, you… 278 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:07,310 You're going on a tour, and you didn't tell me about it? 279 00:15:07,396 --> 00:15:08,226 How do you know? 280 00:15:08,313 --> 00:15:11,733 So what if we asked you to leave the house. We always keep tabs on you. 281 00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,230 Congratulations, dear! 282 00:15:15,313 --> 00:15:18,443 I always told everyone, "My Beanie is funny!" 283 00:15:21,771 --> 00:15:26,361 -Mom, I'm sorry. I embarrassed you-- -Never mind that. 284 00:15:26,438 --> 00:15:28,018 Let bygones be bygones. 285 00:15:31,605 --> 00:15:34,055 -I love you, Mom. -I love you, too, dear. 286 00:15:35,063 --> 00:15:37,483 -Where's Papa? -Your father… 287 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,150 Give him some time. 288 00:15:51,771 --> 00:15:55,271 Mom, tell him I love him. Okay? And I'm very sorry. 289 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,725 I'll tell him, and I'll make him understand. 290 00:15:57,813 --> 00:16:00,563 Okay? Don't dampen your spirits! 291 00:16:00,646 --> 00:16:02,766 My daughter's going on tour! 292 00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:04,975 My Beanie's going to be a superstar! 293 00:16:05,563 --> 00:16:07,363 Have you packed? 294 00:16:07,438 --> 00:16:09,858 And when are you leaving? What about food? 295 00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:12,648 Shall I pack you some pan-fried eggplant? It's upstairs. I'll bring it for you. 296 00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:16,190 Mom, breathe. I'm leaving tomorrow morning, okay? 297 00:16:16,271 --> 00:16:18,401 I haven't started packing, so I'm going to go now. 298 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,650 -I'll see you before I leave. -And I'll pack you a lunchbox! 299 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,770 Make sure you eat well, darling. Don't lose weight! 300 00:16:24,855 --> 00:16:26,685 -Bye, Mom. -Bye, dear. 301 00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:29,773 Bye, dear. 302 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,055 -Bye, Mom. -Break a leg! Break both! 303 00:16:32,813 --> 00:16:33,813 Okay. 304 00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:45,148 So I literally almost jumped on him and kissed him! 305 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:48,690 I mean, he kissed me back, so we kissed for a while… 306 00:16:48,771 --> 00:16:51,651 But then, I stopped and I got out of the car. 307 00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:52,940 But why? 308 00:16:53,521 --> 00:16:55,611 Isn't this what you wanted? 309 00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:58,268 I know, but what do I do? 310 00:16:58,355 --> 00:17:01,145 He's in a relationship! It's not right. 311 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,360 I don't know. 312 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,228 I mean, obviously, I have feelings for him. 313 00:17:04,313 --> 00:17:05,983 Like, strong feelings for him. 314 00:17:06,063 --> 00:17:09,523 And I seriously feel like he's changed. 315 00:17:09,605 --> 00:17:11,355 Plus, I've changed, too. 316 00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:12,808 -So-- -Come on, man. 317 00:17:14,188 --> 00:17:15,188 Excuse me? 318 00:17:16,771 --> 00:17:18,561 What? I'm doing a puzzle. 319 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,020 Anyway, so maybe I'm being crazy, okay? 320 00:17:22,105 --> 00:17:24,355 Because Riya's and his relationship is perfect. 321 00:17:24,438 --> 00:17:26,558 It's simple, it's easy. They're compatible. 322 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,396 And him and I, there's so much baggage between us. 323 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,860 It's complicated. It's messy. I don't know. 324 00:17:36,813 --> 00:17:39,813 Oh, my God. I think it's Arun again. 325 00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:42,186 -No. -Just go. 326 00:17:48,646 --> 00:17:49,896 Hi-- 327 00:17:50,688 --> 00:17:51,518 Hey. 328 00:17:53,563 --> 00:17:55,563 What's up? What are you doing here? 329 00:17:56,396 --> 00:17:59,186 I just came to profess my love for you. 330 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,146 Obviously. 331 00:18:02,855 --> 00:18:04,765 It's a tough crowd. 332 00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:07,435 Look, Ravi, I have a lot going on right now, 333 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,811 so I don't really have time for this long discussion with you-- 334 00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:12,306 Yeah. No, I'll just be really quick actually. I just… 335 00:18:13,313 --> 00:18:16,113 I just wanna let you know that I'm moving back to LA. 336 00:18:16,188 --> 00:18:17,808 I'm leaving tonight, actually. 337 00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:20,436 So, I just wanna say bye. 338 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:27,270 Does this have something to do with the stuff I said to you the other night? 339 00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:29,555 You mean when you told me I was a total fraud 340 00:18:29,646 --> 00:18:31,356 and living a life of complete bullshit? 341 00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:32,976 Something like that. 342 00:18:33,063 --> 00:18:36,403 Why, did you wanna… Do you wanna apologize to me for that? 343 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:39,440 What? No! I mean, I was absolutely right. You were behaving like an-- 344 00:18:39,521 --> 00:18:42,441 I'm kidding. You were totally right about that. 345 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:45,771 Turns out that was the case and… 346 00:18:47,021 --> 00:18:51,271 I've been here just running away from my problems and I need to go face them. 347 00:18:51,355 --> 00:18:54,105 And you're the reason I realized that, so… 348 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:57,646 Thank you, and sorry. 349 00:18:58,646 --> 00:19:03,516 It's fine. I mean, we all do things we're not very proud of. 350 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:07,480 And you're the reason that I'm back on stage again, 351 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,773 and you have helped me a lot. 352 00:19:09,855 --> 00:19:11,685 So, thank you as well. 353 00:19:32,188 --> 00:19:33,728 -Good luck. -Thanks. 354 00:19:34,271 --> 00:19:36,731 Yeah, I'll need it. I actually convinced my wife 355 00:19:36,813 --> 00:19:39,153 to go to an intensive couples therapy retreat. 356 00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:41,480 Yeah, it's a week long. Free breakfast, though. 357 00:19:44,688 --> 00:19:46,438 I don't know, I guess I gotta give it a try, right? 358 00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,308 Yeah, I think I know what you mean. 359 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,020 -Bye. -You take care. 360 00:20:21,396 --> 00:20:22,896 They are extending my tour. 361 00:20:23,813 --> 00:20:25,563 -Again? -Yes. 362 00:20:26,646 --> 00:20:29,146 That's great. I'm really happy for you, Beanie. 363 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,018 No, seriously, this is the problem, 364 00:20:57,105 --> 00:21:00,055 everyone is living either in the past or future. 365 00:21:00,146 --> 00:21:02,436 Everyone is ignoring the present. 366 00:21:02,521 --> 00:21:06,191 Live in the now. Follow your dreams now. 367 00:21:06,271 --> 00:21:07,981 Take that home loan now. 368 00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:10,403 You want that car? Get that car loan now. 369 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,110 You want botox? 370 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,108 No loan for that, sister. Get a job now. 371 00:21:15,188 --> 00:21:18,478 {\an8}Beanie is right. Even I want to follow my dream. 372 00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:21,981 {\an8}I want to be an undercover detective. 373 00:21:24,105 --> 00:21:26,185 Are you still upset with your daughter? 374 00:21:26,271 --> 00:21:28,771 The problem is the same, but the girl isn't. 375 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:34,895 My life is so scary these days that I've become immune to horror films. 376 00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:36,980 Do you think a ghost can scare me? 377 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:42,476 Please. I'm a witch. And I'm going to die alone! 378 00:21:42,563 --> 00:21:43,943 Now that is scary. 379 00:21:44,521 --> 00:21:47,861 Honestly, sometimes I feel so lonely, 380 00:21:47,938 --> 00:21:53,108 that if by chance I meet a ghost, I'm just gonna be like, "Netflix and chill"? 381 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,520 Hi, Kapi. 382 00:22:01,313 --> 00:22:04,693 I'm good. I'm good. Listen, I need your help with something. 383 00:22:04,771 --> 00:22:10,191 No, seriously, let the past be in the past and the future in the future. 384 00:22:10,271 --> 00:22:14,691 Enjoy what you have today. Live in the now. 385 00:22:16,271 --> 00:22:21,401 But then again, what do I know? I'm flirting with a ghost. 386 00:22:24,563 --> 00:22:27,443 I'm Beanie Bhatnagar, and that's my time. Thank you, guys.