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‪NETFLIX シリーズ

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‪まさにＫＬＰＤだよ

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‪よく分かりません

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‪お前に言ったんじゃない

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‪何？

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‪いや

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‪起こした？

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‪起きてた

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‪心配事でも？

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‪男よ

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‪男がどうした？

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‪いいの

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‪僕は男に詳しい

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‪話してみろ

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‪不思議なのよ

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‪急にモテだした

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‪Facebookのせいかな

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‪“独身”に変えたから

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‪それは関係ない

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‪男は独身女を嗅ぎ分けられる

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‪“アグニ”

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‪“ムンバイ最高！
‪お前はどうだ？”

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‪“マシャ”

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‪“まだ起きてる？”

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‪“深夜のチャット大好き”

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‪ねえ

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‪綿がやせてるけど寝心地は？

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‪やせた女だ

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‪マットレスだよ
‪寝心地が悪い

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‪ホテルがよかった？

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‪気にするな

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‪でも予約したままだ

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‪泊まってくれて親も喜んでる

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‪なあ

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‪よく２人で話したな

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‪そうね　ものすごく前は

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‪くだらないことを
‪たくさん話した

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‪第４話　排卵日

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{\an8}ムンバイは結婚向きだ

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{\an8}なぜ？

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{\an8}家が狭くて⸺

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{\an8}ケンカしても
逃げ場がない

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‪グルガオンならメールで
‪会話するほど家が広いのに

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‪ローヒニーと君の両親が
‪同じ部屋はマズい

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‪なぜ？

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‪セックスしたら？

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‪よしてよ

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‪君の父親はスケベだ

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‪やめて　考えたくない

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‪もしローヒニーが
‪起きてたら…

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‪やめて　自分の娘でしょ？

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‪君も現場を見たって

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‪話したっけ？

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‪聞いた

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‪人生はちっぽけ

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‪いい夫婦なら
‪１カ月で全部分かる

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‪１カ月以上 楽しかった

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‪そうだな

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‪４年よ

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‪８年だ

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‪アグニの部屋は女だらけ
‪お前の観客より多い

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‪NETFLIX作品は
‪必ず成功させる

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‪観客が８人だけの
‪映画祭なんて勘弁だ

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‪心配するな

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‪アーリヤ 左側の女を見ろ

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{\an8}“スタジオ”

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‪お前に視線を送ってるだろ？

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‪お前に視線を送ってるだろ？

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‪ああ

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‪お前に抱かれたいみたいだな

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‪きっと排卵中だろう

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‪ハイランチュウ？
‪英語か？

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‪排卵だよ
‪最も重要な日だぞ

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‪魔法の日だ
‪妊娠しやすいからな

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‪だから本能的にスケベになる

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‪まず基礎体温が上昇して⸺

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‪男をえり好みしなくなる

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‪いつが排卵？

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‪予想できない

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‪そんなことない
‪アプリが教えてくれる

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‪前回の生理が始まった日を
‪入力するだけで分かる

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‪何てアプリ？

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‪フォローだ
‪f-o-l-l-o-w

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‪おい お出ましだ
‪行儀よくしてくれよ

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‪家庭的な父親を演じてくれ

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‪とにかく気を散らさず…

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‪聞けよ

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‪行儀よく

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‪こんにちは

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‪プリティとシータルよ

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‪やあ

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‪椅子を用意する

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‪いいの　２人は他の約束が

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‪ムンバイよ　モテて当然

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‪それじゃ

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‪座って

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‪聞いていいか？

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‪NETFLIXじゃ無理では？

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‪自信がないの？

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‪本心？

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‪ところでフェスは見た？

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‪すばらしかった

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{\an8}“ダウンロード中…”

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{\an8}“ダウンロード中…”

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‪アーリヤ

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{\an8}“ダウンロード中…”

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‪聞こえてる？

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‪聞こえてる？

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{\an8}“ダウンロード中…”

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{\an8}“ダウンロード中…”

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{\an8}“ダウンロード中…”

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‪聞いてる

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‪大丈夫？

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‪ああ　ちょっとトイレに

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‪待って

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‪注文が先

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‪クソしてる間に⸺

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‪食事が用意される
‪いい考えでしょ？

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‪リーマ
‪企画書は読んでくれたかな？

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{\an8}“ダウンロード中…”

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‪もちろんよ
‪ものすごく気に入ったわ

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‪もちろんよ
‪ものすごく気に入ったわ

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‪もちろんよ
‪ものすごく気に入ったわ

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{\an8}“開く”

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‪もちろんよ
‪ものすごく気に入ったわ

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‪それじゃ進める？

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‪ええ

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‪決まりだ

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‪（おい…）

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‪お偉方のお出ましだ

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‪インドマニア！

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‪ハレラマの特許を取った

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‪ハレクリシュナと
‪ターメリックの特許も

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‪インドかぶれ

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‪アグニ 落ち着け

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‪“排卵トラッカー”

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‪俺の国で神の特許だと？

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‪泥棒

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‪泥棒め！

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‪“前回の生理　11月23日”

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‪リーマ

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‪契約を早く進められたらと…

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‪クソ！

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‪何だよ

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‪“排卵日　今日”

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‪今日なのか？

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‪なんで分かる？

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‪待てよ

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‪何なの？

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‪元妻の排卵日

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‪何て？

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‪仕事の話をしよう

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‪どうして分かるの？

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‪君のも分かるよ

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‪前回の生理は
‪いつ始まった？

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‪ベッドメイクをお願い

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‪はい

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‪ママ 話があるの

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‪私が先に話す

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‪英語 話せるの？

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‪病気？

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‪（ＵＴＩ）

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‪膀胱炎(ぼうこうえん)‪よ

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‪また？

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‪繰り返してる

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‪原因は あなたのパパ

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‪理由は…

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‪コンドームなし

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‪伝えた？

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‪言って

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‪自分で言わなきゃ

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‪言えない

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‪無理よ

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‪今日が排卵なんて
‪すごい偶然だ

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‪神の声だ

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‪１年間セックスなしか
‪考えられん

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‪まったく同感だ

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‪だが それも今日までかも

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‪離婚セックスが一番

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‪ジョティ ケーキを

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‪結婚して40年経つと

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‪相手をペットのように見る

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‪そうか？

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‪下げて

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‪どうも

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‪メイドだ

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‪言っておくが女性だ

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‪ローヒニー　半分にしなさい

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‪食べ終わったら宿題よ

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‪ママ

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‪何？

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{\an8}助けを求めないの
約束したでしょ

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{\an8}助けを求めないの
約束したでしょ
“排卵　間もなく”

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‪集中して 数学の勉強よ

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‪ほら頑張って

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‪ねえ　ムンバイで宿題なんて

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‪場所は関係あるか？

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‪何？

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‪30分の宿題が大事件みたいに

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‪オバマがタリバンに
‪変身したみたい

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‪なあ

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‪平均値の種類を教えたろ？

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‪姿勢よく

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‪うん

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‪平均値 中央値
‪最頻値の違いは？

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‪忘れた

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‪まだ早いだろ

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‪人並みでは困るんです

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‪どうして？

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‪つまり…

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‪どうしたの？

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‪iPadで調べてこい

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‪後で平均値 中央値 最頻値を
‪例を挙げて説明しなさい

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‪ほら

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‪ケーキ最高

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‪どうも

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‪なあ

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‪覚えてる？

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‪何が？

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‪僕らだ

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‪撮った場所を？

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‪どこ？

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‪君の昔の家

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‪なぜ こんな表情か
‪覚えてる？

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‪いいえ

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‪思い出せ

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‪写真を撮る直前のことだよ

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‪何の話？

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‪昨日 話したとおりね

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‪ムンバイの家は狭すぎる

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‪来い　宿題だ

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‪２人の写真を撮ろう

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‪今 撮るの？

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‪お義父(とう)さんが壁にかけたいと

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‪従順な息子になるつもり？

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‪いい写真になるぞ

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‪どうして？

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‪娘を抱いた後の僕の顔が
‪一生 飾られる

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‪やめて

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‪いいから

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‪もう　困った人ね

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‪よし　それじゃ撮るぞ

243
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‪何なんだ？　毎晩うるさいぞ

244
00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:25,708
‪お前らが来てから毎晩だ

245
00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:31,083
‪大音響でパーティー三昧
‪こっちがおかしくなる

246
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:33,333
‪下品なラップを流すな

247
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:37,583
‪宗教音楽を楽しめ
‪ガネーシャ祭りなんだぞ

248
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,250
‪バカ者！

249
00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:43,791
‪ガネーシャ神に栄光あれ！

250
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,375
‪ガネーシャ神に…

251
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:34,791
‪これは？

252
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,458
‪考えたんだ

253
00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:40,375
‪カーテンを見に行こう

254
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:43,833
‪特別なものがあるはず

255
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,291
‪どうしてカーテンなんか

256
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,500
‪いいだろ？

257
00:14:48,916 --> 00:14:50,875
‪家具はどうかな

258
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,625
‪そろそろ買い替える時期だ

259
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:59,666
‪帰国したら２人で
‪ＭＧロードに行って

260
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,500
‪家具を探そう

261
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:04,166
‪いいわ

262
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:07,625
‪空港から直行してもいい

263
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:09,541
‪そうね

264
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:10,708
‪本当に？

265
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,500
‪壁の色を変えるのは？

266
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,708
‪塗り直してもいい頃だ

267
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,625
‪一体どうしたの？

268
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:25,833
‪薄紫とか薄緑？
‪黄色も悪くない

269
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,541
‪壁の色に詳しいのね

270
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:29,958
‪そうさ

271
00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:31,083
‪すごいわ

272
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,250
‪そうか

273
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,333
‪あなたに頼みがある

274
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:43,916
‪聞こう

275
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:48,750
‪一線を越えてしまうかも

276
00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:51,250
‪構わない

277
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,500
‪やってほしいことが

278
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:55,750
‪喜んで

279
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,083
‪ママが…

280
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,541
‪君のママ

281
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,875
‪ＵＴＩなの

282
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:03,416
‪投資信託の？

283
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,708
‪膀胱炎よ

284
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:09,833
‪何だよ！

285
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:19,208
‪あのね　実を言うと…

286
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:29,166
‪原因はパパなの
‪コンドームを使わないから

287
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,291
‪誰かが言わなきゃ

288
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:40,750
‪僕に言ってほしいのか？

289
00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:42,875
‪使えと

290
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:45,708
‪そうなの

291
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:50,416
‪真面目で信仰深くて⸺

292
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:56,750
‪元警察のトップの愛すべき
‪お義父さんに僕が言う？

293
00:16:57,541 --> 00:16:59,500
‪コンドームしろと

294
00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:00,750
‪そうよ

295
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,125
‪僕への愛は？

296
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:05,708
‪ないわ

297
00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:09,666
‪“排卵　間もなく”

298
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,125
‪分かった　やるよ

299
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,416
‪助かる

300
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,291
‪十分です

301
00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:39,541
‪乾杯

302
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:49,750
‪お話が

303
00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:51,166
‪何だ？

304
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,375
‪日常生活の中で⸺

305
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:03,666
‪最高の喜びを
‪与えてくれるのは何ですか？

306
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,500
‪そりゃゴルフだ

307
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,916
‪生活の中で⸺

308
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,333
‪ゴルフが最高？

309
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:19,416
‪そうだ

310
00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:24,500
‪それじゃ…

311
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:28,750
‪ゴルフクラブを介して⸺

312
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:33,083
‪仲間が病気に
‪感染していたら？

313
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,083
‪どうします？

314
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:40,250
‪クラブで病気に？
‪なぜ そんなことになる？

315
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,916
‪いい例じゃなかった

316
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,083
‪支離滅裂だ

317
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,958
‪あなたのせいです

318
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:48,291
‪私のせい？

319
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,750
‪察してください

320
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,000
‪努力してる

321
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,000
‪もっと

322
00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:53,666
‪一体 何だと？

323
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:55,500
‪さあな

324
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:58,875
‪それなら
‪オニオンリングに⸺

325
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:02,833
‪ソーセージを
‪突き刺すと言ったら？

326
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:08,000
‪それが何だ？

327
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,166
‪話があるんでしょ？

328
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:16,833
‪いいの

329
00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:19,833
‪大事なことだって

330
00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:23,500
‪そうね

331
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,291
‪でも…

332
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,958
‪シュルティ　何なの？

333
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,125
‪もしかして妊娠した？

334
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:23,625
‪“排卵　間もなく”

335
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:25,625
‪では別の例で

336
00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:30,041
‪ニンジンが感染させる

337
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,333
‪ゴルフクラブのように？

338
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,083
‪そのとおりです

339
00:20:35,791 --> 00:20:38,208
‪それでゴルフ仲間は⸺

340
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:42,333
‪このニンジンが
‪好きだったりしますが…

341
00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:43,416
‪仲間というか⸺

342
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:47,416
‪あなたの…
‪そうじゃなくて彼女は…

343
00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:52,625
‪ですから…
‪つまり互いに楽しんでる

344
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,250
‪また支離滅裂

345
00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:58,958
‪コンドームしてください！

346
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:05,750
‪コンドームしろ！

347
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,666
‪何てことを

348
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,000
‪妊娠しないにしても…

349
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,916
‪私は義理の父親だぞ？

350
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,541
‪膀胱炎になって…

351
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:18,625
‪しつこい！

352
00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:38,291
‪そうこなくちゃ

353
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:49,583
‪ねえ ターザン

354
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:54,125
‪すごく酔っ払いたい気分なの

355
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:57,333
‪一緒にワインを飲もう

356
00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:00,250
‪ダメよ　私だけ

357
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:02,375
‪君だけ？

358
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:04,416
‪あなたはダメ

359
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:06,666
‪どうして？

360
00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:10,000
‪大学院のラタン覚えてる？

361
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:12,625
‪チクナ･ラタン？

362
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,625
‪彼 すごく変わったの

363
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:22,416
‪なぜか今日はずっと
‪彼に会いたくてたまらないの

364
00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:26,791
‪ヘンよね？

365
00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:26,791
{\an8}“排卵　進行中”

366
00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:27,500
{\an8}“排卵　進行中”

367
00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:31,375
‪それじゃ

368
00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:39,833
‪クソ　ＫＬＰＤだ

369
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,541
‪よく分かりません

370
00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:15,750
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