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‪NETFLIX 影集

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‪-可惡，停車
‪-可惡

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‪-抱歉，寶貝
‪-抱歉

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‪-真抱歉
‪-對不起

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‪你們確定希望我去嗎？

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‪-當然，沒有妳誰要去？
‪-票上有妳的名字

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‪-來
‪-來吧

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‪各位，旅行例行儀式的時間到了

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‪好的，一、二、三

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‪好

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‪這永遠不會改變

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‪沒有任何性感的繼母可以阻止

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{\an8}‪（李先生：妳辦公室說妳要去果亞）

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{\an8}‪（我需要見妳）

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‪劇名：第八集，婚姻歷史

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‪嘿，我們可能是印度首對慶祝離婚

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‪還辦離婚派對的夫妻

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‪你一定要在推特上寫

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‪好了？開心了？

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‪至少讓他出來吧

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‪接待處就在這裡

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‪好，來吧，我們走

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‪-我扶妳，拉拉
‪-謝謝

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‪我們去泳池喝一杯吧

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‪怎麼樣？

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‪她們去機場接他

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‪你看著阿尼的眼神

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‪就好像印度計程車司機
‪看著奶子的樣子

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‪我這麼明顯嗎？

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‪你可以跟他一樣啊，你很自由
‪那是你人生中唯一的樂趣

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‪先生！

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‪先生！快來，先生！

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‪怎麼回事？大門沒有好好檢查嗎？

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‪過來！

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‪老闆，別緊張

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‪想像一下，他們的工作有多無聊

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‪每天檢查幾千輛車，完全機械式行動

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‪先打招呼，接著開後車廂
‪關後車廂，再招呼一次，對吧？

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‪但這就是他們真正的工作

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‪不是，你知道
‪他們真正的工作是什麼嗎？

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‪恐怖攻擊時，他們會先被槍擊

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‪好讓像我們這樣的有錢人可以躲起來

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‪-走吧
‪-走吧

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{\an8}‪-您好，女士
‪-歡迎，女士

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{\an8}‪不用了，謝謝

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{\an8}‪（李先生：我今晚到果亞…）

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{\an8}‪（只為了妳…）

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{\an8}‪-歡迎您，先生
‪-嗨

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‪-他來這裡幹嘛？
‪-我忘了告訴妳

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‪我們未來的情人會花很多時間在車上

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‪所以我想應該讓他參與

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‪歡迎，先生

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‪-不
‪-接下

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‪很好

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‪迎賓飲料？

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‪-水療有開放吧？
‪-是的，女士

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‪妳覺得這裡面放了什麼？

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‪你們來了

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‪拿到房間鑰匙了嗎？

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‪阿利亞的父母不來嗎？

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‪我們還沒告訴他們，媽

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‪妳知道他們很保守，他們不會理解

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‪對，只有笨蛋才會

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‪參加自己小孩的離婚派對

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‪爸

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‪嗨，叔叔，嗨，阿姨
‪你們好嗎？真高興見到你們

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‪-我們得走了吧？我們…
‪-我待會兒回來，媽

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‪怎麼了？

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‪-他來了
‪-誰？

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‪-妳的小鮮肉
‪-什麼？

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‪珊帝，應召男珊帝

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‪但妳沒告訴我

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‪我知道妳會大驚小怪

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‪我招待

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‪前兩個小時算我的，之後算妳的

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‪我不想要

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‪-妳…這妳想要的
‪-不

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‪我覺得婚姻的有效性
‪應該要和柴油車相同

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‪最多十年

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‪畢竟婚姻是個過時的牢籠

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‪身處其中的男人永遠不可能快樂

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‪當然是牢籠，不過是…

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‪位於又深又黑的危險森林裡的牢籠

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‪你可以逃出牢籠，但你能活下去嗎？

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‪是啦，但它影響了基本的目的

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‪你的目的是什麼？

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‪-隨時都可以上床
‪-怎麼做？

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‪正如甘地所說
‪“找到目的，方法自然跟著來”

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‪-正是如此
‪-你永遠逃不了性的

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‪這輩子你逃不了性的

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‪這是命運

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‪誰想得到
‪印度航空的機組員會住這間度假村？

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‪瑪莎？

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‪失陪了

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‪不錯

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‪相當不錯

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‪不過…

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‪-強要來了
‪-他是誰？

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‪李先生

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‪-他要來這裡？
‪-對

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‪-來見妳？
‪-對

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‪為了…

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‪好，沒關係，強要來了

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‪妳可以來點開胃菜

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‪來點泡菜

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‪為什麼？我為何要這樣？

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‪一位科技億萬富翁搭著私人飛機來

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‪要在總統套房裡見我

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‪我何必要找應召男？

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‪把它當作按摩就好了

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‪妳不用做到全套

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‪妳是女生，女生無法拒絕按摩的

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‪-先生，您的房間準備好了
‪-好，謝謝

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‪不好意思，可以給我來杯咖啡嗎？

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‪-你現在是在跟蹤我嗎？
‪-沒有，我是在跟蹤她

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‪-走開
‪-嘿，聽好，我很抱歉

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‪我知道妳有理由生我的氣

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‪我很混蛋，但拜託妳聽我解釋好嗎？

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‪我想通了為何我在旅館房間裡
‪表現得那麼奇怪

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‪我是想毀了自己的機會

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‪因為我那時還沒準備好外遇
‪但現在我準備好了

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‪-是嗎？
‪-是

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‪你送我金項鍊，或許你會很驚訝

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‪但從來沒有男人這樣對我

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‪這些年輕混蛋不這麼做？

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‪沒有，那真的很貼心

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‪結果你一開口就毀了一切

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‪說話啊

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‪我閉嘴表現比較好

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‪你在這幹嘛？跟家人來？

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‪羅希尼和詩露蒂？

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‪妳記得她們的名字？

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‪妳太太在哪？

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‪在那裡

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‪不是那個穿棕色的阿姨

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‪那是紫色，大叔

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‪-妳到底在說什麼？
‪-珊帝…

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‪你太太是美女

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‪別跟著我

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‪女士，您的房間好了，抱歉耽擱了

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‪-沒關係，謝謝
‪-謝謝

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‪-妳的房間幾號？
‪-7119

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‪珊帝一小時內會到7119號房

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‪要準備好

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‪-走吧
‪-好

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‪打給珊帝

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‪（李先生：總統套房，一小時見）

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‪珊帝

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‪抱歉啦，珊帝

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‪抱歉，兩位

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‪（瑪莎：5311號房）

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‪-失陪了
‪-什麼…

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‪人永遠逃不了性

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‪羅希尼呢？

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‪去上射箭課

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‪-在這裡也上課？
‪-對

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‪-妳要出去？
‪-是啊，爸

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‪要去拿印刷物

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‪印刷物？連我都不用了

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‪我有點老派

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‪是嗎？

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‪穿那件洋裝去拿？

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‪好了，爸媽，我要遲到了

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‪-好，掰
‪-掰

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‪-嘿，你幹嘛不讓門關上？
‪-我要尿尿

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‪我們房間也有衛浴

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‪我們要先搭電梯，再走半公里

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‪等我們走到，連妳都需要尿尿了

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‪妳會跟我吵誰先去上

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‪別管了

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‪詩露蒂不喜歡男生用她的廁所

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‪連阿利亞都不准用

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‪阿利亞是別的問題，他是笨蛋

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‪用完擦一下座墊

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‪這位皇后
‪從13歲開始就有自己的廁所

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‪“你會弄髒，爸爸，你會弄髒”

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‪我為何會弄髒？
‪廁所到底是幹嘛用的？

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‪詩露蒂

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‪客戶年紀越來越大了

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‪我想你…

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‪謝謝

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‪好吧

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‪這是度假村提供的免費服務嗎？

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‪是的，女士

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‪哇，太舒服了

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‪謝謝

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‪妳有什麼毛病？

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‪你到底是什麼人？

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‪-知道我是誰嗎？
‪-抱歉，先生，有人叫我來的

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‪-別跑
‪-先生

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‪-嘿，你給我回來
‪-抱歉，先生，有人叫我來的！

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‪混蛋

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‪-女士，您好
‪-晚安，女士

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‪不好意思

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‪女士，先生在這裡

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‪在電視上，那邊

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‪先生，你叫了應召女來嗎？

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‪閉嘴，那是妳未來的老闆

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‪真的很抱歉，先生

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‪嗨，詩露蒂

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‪妳很漂亮

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‪抱歉我今天無法親自到場

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‪私人飛機出問題

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‪你不能搭普通客機嗎？

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‪你想要我幹嘛？

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‪我要創辦避險基金

207
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:12,666
‪我需要妳的專業，希望妳來帶領團隊

208
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,666
‪妳會駐點在倫敦

209
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:24,833
‪等一下，所以你要我
‪放下這裡的一切搬過去？

210
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,166
‪讓我幫妳可以容易做出決定

211
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,125
‪來，女士，這是給您的

212
00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:39,500
‪這是妳的年薪，不包含紅利

213
00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:43,125
‪妳還會有一間面對海德公園的公寓

214
00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:50,833
‪考慮一下吧

215
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:11,083
‪我現在知道
‪女生真正高潮會有何感覺了

216
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,541
‪留在果亞

217
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,416
‪跟我太太？

218
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,291
‪跟我

219
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,458
‪好，那我們要做什麼？

220
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,333
‪有到安達曼群島的郵輪

221
00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:39,541
‪嘿，我以為妳怕水

222
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,708
‪是啊

223
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,416
‪不過…我也愛我怕的東西

224
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,291
‪我們去吧

225
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:52,291
‪好嗎？

226
00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:25,500
‪阿利亞！

227
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:52,458
‪瑪莎！

228
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:57,583
‪-嘿，瑪莎，我要走了
‪-為何這麼趕？

229
00:17:57,666 --> 00:18:00,833
‪-我和詩露蒂要舉行派對
‪-什麼派對？

230
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,500
‪說來話長

231
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,916
‪（詩露蒂甩了阿利亞）

232
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:26,916
‪彼得，嘿，彼得

233
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,458
‪-彼得，對吧？
‪-不是每個果亞人都叫彼得

234
00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:37,666
‪馬力歐？

235
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,791
‪你怎麼知道我的名字？

236
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,375
‪彈《火辣穆妮》

237
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,083
‪讚！大聲一點

238
00:18:57,583 --> 00:19:00,125
‪怎麼樣啊…

239
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,541
‪我才不講

240
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,250
‪怎樣，這麼認真？

241
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,291
‪怎樣，正式女友？

242
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,041
‪不要今晚變正式的就好，乾杯

243
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,041
‪乾杯

244
00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:16,750
‪為什麼？

245
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:19,916
‪-我不是有意的，抱歉
‪-你不是，當然…

246
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:25,000
{\an8}‪妳知道妳如果接受這個工作

247
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,125
{\an8}‪妳永遠都不能跟他上床了

248
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:29,291
‪我知道

249
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:32,416
‪他會變成妳老闆，妳不跟老闆上床的

250
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,458
‪女人要好好想清楚

251
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,166
‪這樣值得嗎？
‪為了工作放棄緊實的李…

252
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,750
‪我要接下來

253
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,708
‪妳會搬去倫敦？

254
00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,583
‪-對
‪-和羅希尼一起？

255
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,833
‪當然，我需要為了她這麼做

256
00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:53,875
‪兩位，妳們知道嗎？

257
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:56,541
‪那個馬楊整晚都盯著我

258
00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:00,041
‪他可能在為下一部
‪反烏托邦的電影選角

259
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:04,291
‪我一直叫人，都沒人來服務

260
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:06,625
‪-有人在嗎？
‪-是，先生？

261
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,208
‪你們何時才要點單，何時才會上菜？

262
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,125
‪她餓了，至少上兩碗湯吧

263
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,375
‪-先生，這是自助式的
‪-所以我們沒東西吃嗎？

264
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:17,250
‪這家旅館的服務生可以站著聊八卦

265
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,083
‪為何不能送湯來？

266
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,166
‪-真的很抱歉，先生
‪-我也希望

267
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:27,583
‪-嘿
‪-是，先生？

268
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:31,916
‪妳不覺得印度人對服務生很無禮嗎？

269
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,833
‪我們很習慣了，先生

270
00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:38,166
‪嗯，但妳不會偶爾想要報復嗎？

271
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:42,416
‪-但我們能做什麼？
‪-妳可以做的很多，過來

272
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:54,833
‪哈囉，叔叔，哈囉，阿姨

273
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:02,291
‪你是同志嗎？

274
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:05,500
‪不，叔叔

275
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:11,083
‪我從沒見過你太太
‪你確定你結婚了嗎？

276
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:14,833
‪叔叔，我確定，我還有結婚相簿

277
00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:17,166
‪那你告訴我
‪詩露蒂和阿利亞到底怎麼了

278
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,000
‪我覺得他們看起來很幸福

279
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:23,083
‪我覺得唯一的線索
‪就是他們只有一個孩子

280
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,250
‪大多數有問題的婚姻都只有一個小孩

281
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:29,041
‪你有兩個小孩，你的婚姻肯定很棒

282
00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:30,791
‪不是嗎？

283
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,875
‪我是想說，以中國為例

284
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:36,333
‪-中國不需要…
‪-先生

285
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,458
‪您的湯再五分鐘就好了

286
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:40,833
‪謝謝

287
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,583
‪-中國不需要共產…
‪-是

288
00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:46,041
‪…一胎化政策…

289
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:47,791
‪讓您久等真的很抱歉，先生

290
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,583
‪好，謝謝，你剛才說

291
00:21:51,666 --> 00:21:53,833
‪-我在說什麼？
‪-中國？

292
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:58,000
‪中國…不對，是更重要的…
‪某件事…不，我已經忘了

293
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,958
‪請注意

294
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:09,208
‪我不知道我們何時還會再聚在一起

295
00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:11,000
‪或許是羅希尼的婚禮

296
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:12,916
‪耶

297
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,750
‪所以我們一起做一件事吧

298
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:19,041
‪讓我們一起聊聊他們的婚姻歷史吧

299
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:22,000
‪只講好的，誰要先說？

300
00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:29,041
‪好吧，不需要只講好的

301
00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:32,833
‪好，讓我先說

302
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,250
‪-你？
‪-當然是

303
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:36,291
‪我記得好幾年前我愛上了

304
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,916
‪一位美麗優雅的女性

305
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,583
‪我很驚訝、很吃驚

306
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:43,083
‪自己無時無刻都想著她

307
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,458
‪其實我還給她取了個名字

308
00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:47,708
‪“RK拉克斯曼的平民”

309
00:22:47,791 --> 00:22:50,041
‪因為我生命中每個部分都有她

310
00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,916
‪-真甜蜜
‪-好棒

311
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,625
‪-乾杯
‪-乾杯

312
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,625
‪乾杯

313
00:22:58,208 --> 00:22:59,916
‪我真希望他們多做點愛

314
00:23:00,666 --> 00:23:02,791
‪-嘿…
‪-拜託，詩露蒂的爸媽在場

315
00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:05,583
‪得了吧，要瞭解婚姻歷史

316
00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:07,833
‪就得瞭解婚姻的性愛史

317
00:23:07,916 --> 00:23:11,541
‪男人不懂得撫摸女人
‪怎麼會有親密感呢？

318
00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,083
‪阿利亞和詩露蒂的問題在於

319
00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:17,166
‪他們讓關係中的緊張影響到性生活了

320
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:19,625
‪-是的，是
‪-是的

321
00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:24,625
‪哇

322
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:26,291
‪說了什麼笑話？

323
00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:27,541
‪沒有，我不開玩笑的

324
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:29,666
‪來跟我們坐，來

325
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:32,166
‪嘿，馬楊，那你呢？

326
00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:36,750
‪我覺得他們的婚姻很好
‪跟任何婚姻一樣好

327
00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,000
‪我有時候會想他們是否反應過度

328
00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:45,041
‪人類大腦

329
00:23:45,916 --> 00:23:49,333
‪本來就會把創傷記得比快樂更深

330
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:55,458
‪所以大多數的婚姻
‪可能都比伴侶兩人記得的更幸福

331
00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:02,333
‪真是一段不錯的婚姻歷史

332
00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:03,291
‪不對

333
00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:08,541
‪不對，這不是這段婚姻的歷史

334
00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:11,416
‪我告訴你們這段婚姻的歷史

335
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:19,166
‪後座很好玩，它就像一個舞台

336
00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:22,166
‪上演的一切

337
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:24,916
‪司機透過後照鏡都看得很清楚

338
00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:32,458
‪一開始，他們的車是福特伊肯
‪先生和夫人把扶手拆了

339
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:39,541
‪他們不希望任何東西擋在他們之間
‪連小小的扶手都不行

340
00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:44,458
‪有時候，夫人把手放在先生腿上

341
00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:46,833
‪有時候是先生

342
00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:50,458
‪他們一直忙著接吻

343
00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:56,250
‪然後聊天，一直聊天

344
00:24:58,458 --> 00:25:03,291
‪幾年後，聊天變少了，爭吵變多了

345
00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:08,708
‪過了幾年，聊天變得更少了

346
00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:10,083
‪爭吵變得更多了

347
00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:15,916
‪彼此虐待、哭、大吵

348
00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:25,625
‪突然有一天，扶手回來了

349
00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:28,958
‪他們變得安靜

350
00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:31,041
‪徹底的安靜

351
00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:35,208
‪沒有爭吵、沒有情緒、沒有聊天

352
00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:40,208
‪沈默，只有沈默

353
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,583
‪爭吵代表婚姻還在前進

354
00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:53,500
‪沈默代表婚姻停止了

355
00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:11,791
‪我想我們可以進行離婚儀式了

356
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:13,791
‪-什麼？這之後還有個儀式？
‪-爸

357
00:26:13,875 --> 00:26:15,000
‪拜託，是我計畫的

358
00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:16,250
‪我寄了電郵

359
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:18,708
‪-請過來
‪-沒人想看電郵

360
00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:21,541
‪上面有行程，跟著做就對了，討厭

361
00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:29,375
‪詩露蒂
‪妳是否想結束和阿利亞的婚姻？

362
00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,125
‪是的，我想

363
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:36,375
‪阿利亞
‪你是否想結束和妻子詩露蒂的婚姻？

364
00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:37,333
‪我也想

365
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:41,375
‪阿利亞和詩露蒂
‪你們可以摘下戒指丟過去了

366
00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:46,583
‪妳看起來很傷心

367
00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:53,166
‪我不會說：“不要難過”

368
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,958
‪我知道你不會說這種蠢話

369
00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:06,875
‪我覺得我好像不認識爸爸媽媽了

370
00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:11,958
‪他們在一起才有道理，對吧？

371
00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:17,625
‪妳知道我結過一次婚嗎？

372
00:28:18,458 --> 00:28:19,291
‪真的嗎？

373
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:24,291
‪只要我妻子讓我感到困惑

374
00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:27,333
‪我都會從遠處看她

375
00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:31,375
‪我覺得所有男人
‪都應該從遠處觀察妻子

376
00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:34,916
‪孩子們也應該從遠處觀察父母

377
00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:36,708
‪為什麼？

378
00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:39,375
‪因為妳會發現他們不是聖人

379
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:47,416
‪然後妳就會看見以前沒發現的事

380
00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:04,833
‪妳要好好的

381
00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:57,833
‪你說這是為了什麼？

382
00:29:57,916 --> 00:30:01,208
‪誰會真的想聽離婚的人

383
00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:02,625
‪討論婚姻？

384
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,208
‪-所有人
‪-最好是

385
00:30:06,041 --> 00:30:07,208
‪好的，開始拍了

386
00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:10,708
‪詩露蒂、阿利亞，請告訴我

387
00:30:10,791 --> 00:30:14,666
‪離婚派對結束後
‪你們對彼此有什麼感覺？

388
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:21,875
‪嗯，我非常喜歡她
‪非常非常喜歡，妳知道吧？

389
00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:23,708
‪-我懂你的意思
‪-嗯

390
00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:27,250
‪我們像朋友住在一起已經很久了

391
00:30:28,041 --> 00:30:29,291
‪沒有性關係

392
00:30:29,416 --> 00:30:31,625
‪-而什麼…
‪-我是說，沒關係

393
00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:33,708
‪你不用把一切都告訴大家

394
00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:37,916
‪不，我剛才要講的是
‪我們假裝像朋友住在一起

395
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,750
‪因為我不相信結婚的兩人可以當朋友

396
00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:43,916
‪事實上現在我們的關係感覺不像婚姻

397
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,041
‪比較像我們是好朋友

398
00:30:46,125 --> 00:30:48,458
‪所以我們現在是永遠的朋友

399
00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:49,958
‪共同養育的家長

400
00:30:50,708 --> 00:30:53,166
‪是，不好意思

401
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:55,083
‪-阿利亞
‪-抱歉

402
00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:57,000
‪喔

403
00:30:57,083 --> 00:30:58,250
‪嗨，阿利亞

404
00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:02,333
‪奇坦巴哈特找我視訊？我們又不熟

405
00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:04,291
‪在忙嗎？

406
00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:08,958
‪-對，我在拍個影片
‪-真的嗎？我沒看到什麼厲害的燈光

407
00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:10,625
‪一定是那種低預算的東西

408
00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:15,333
‪聽著，我找你視訊是因為我想看到

409
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:17,416
‪你回答我要問你的問題時候的表情

410
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,416
‪為什麼？

411
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,791
‪人說謊我看得出來，我可以解讀表情

412
00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:25,458
‪至少你可以解讀某些東西
‪你在哪裡？

413
00:31:25,541 --> 00:31:26,666
‪-倫敦
‪-什麼？

414
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:29,791
‪你對英語做了這種事
‪他們還讓你入境？

415
00:31:32,041 --> 00:31:33,250
‪Netflix要買我的新作

416
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,833
‪恭喜

417
00:31:35,916 --> 00:31:38,250
‪阿利亞，聽著，我們在廁所遇到時

418
00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:40,208
‪你說你在跟他們談某個案子

419
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,166
‪那件事談成了嗎？

420
00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:44,583
‪-為什麼？
‪-他們付你多少？

421
00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:48,291
‪-為什麼？
‪-參考一下數字

422
00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:50,958
‪奇坦是阿利亞的十倍

423
00:31:51,041 --> 00:31:53,166
‪所以我要知道他們給你多少

424
00:31:53,791 --> 00:31:56,458
‪-你為何想要弄壞心情？
‪-告訴我數字啦

425
00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:58,750
‪詩露蒂！

426
00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:02,416
‪-嗨，詩露蒂
‪-你怎麼知道我的名字？

427
00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:05,916
‪我之前也是投資銀行家啊？跟妳同行

428
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,333
‪在成為印度暢銷作家之前

429
00:32:09,416 --> 00:32:11,125
‪是

430
00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:14,083
‪事實上，我們有很多共同朋友

431
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,291
‪-有嗎？
‪-是啊

432
00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:19,166
‪我還知道李先生給妳的職位

433
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:21,208
‪妳要帶女兒搬到倫敦

434
00:32:22,416 --> 00:32:25,875
‪順道一提，這麼做真的很棒
‪對妳的事業很棒

435
00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:27,625
‪對妳女兒也會很棒

436
00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:31,500
‪倫敦有很厲害的學校，很棒的公園

437
00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:35,291
‪當然，考慮到職涯的話
‪現在所有的交易都發生在倫敦

438
00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:37,583
‪阿利亞，你大概也會跟著去吧？

439
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:41,041
‪不管你在做什麼小事情
‪都可以在倫敦做

440
00:32:42,916 --> 00:32:45,833
‪阿利亞？

441
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,958
‪你可以聽到我說話吧？

442
00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:50,125
‪阿利亞？

443
00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:41,708
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