‪Case khatam.
‪RAHUL KAPOOR SUPERBIKE PAR AATA HAI
‪Phir aag ka gola phatata hai.
‪Rahul Kapoor ‪superbike chalate hue aata hai.
‪Uske baad, hum roshni badal denge ‪aur Rahul apna t-shirt utarega.
‪Badhiya, Promila,
‪par Rahul chahata hai main ‪saare kalakaron ki scripts padhoon.
‪Humaare comics kuch badal dete hain...
‪Wahi toh, koi badlao nahi.
‪Rahul agli release, ‪"Cheetah 3" ko lekar utsaahit hai.
‪Aur yeh comics kamine hote hain.
‪Pichli baar show mein gaye,
‪toh unhone bas ‪sharaab aur drugs ki baat ki.
‪Tumhe pata nahi un Me-Too mamlon ko ‪dabaane mein kitne paise lage.
‪Yeh manzoor nahi hoga.
‪Rehana, bas ek mauka de do...
‪Tumhe superstar Rahul Kapoor mil raha hai.
‪Chahiye ya chhodein?
‪-Chahiye. Radd mat karna. ‪-Toh thik hai.
‪Thik hai, main kuch na kuch soch lungi.
‪Mere liye?
‪Brush karke aati...
‪Mujhe yakeen nahi hota.
‪Kahaan ja rahe ho?
‪Isse kya ho gaya?
‪NETFLIX PRASTUT KARTA HAI
‪KRUSHNA KUMAR OTV MEIN!
‪"Krushna Kumar OTV mein."
‪Hum KK ko uska hak nahi de rahe.
‪Maine pakka kar liya aisa kuch na ho.
‪Badhiya. Ho gaya.
‪Toh tay ho gaya.
‪-Promila, yeh mazaak nahi. ‪-Wahi toh.
‪Hello, Rehana. Bolo.
‪Abhi tak scripts kyun nahi bheji?
‪-Rahul chahiye ya radd karoon? ‪-Nahi...
‪-Mujhe turant bhejo. ‪-Haan, zaroor.
‪Usse bulana hai. Milti hoon.
‪-Rhea. ‪-Haan, ma'am?
‪Sir, ek line keh dijiye.
‪-Please aaiye. ‪-Baby, kaisi ho?
‪Bahut achcha.
‪Thik, par tumhe set pe hona hai.
‪Hasmukh, maaf karna, ‪par tumhe samajhna hoga.
‪Pata hai maine woh kahaa tha.
‪Rahul Kapoor aa gaye.
‪Rahuk Kapoor. Woh kameena.
‪Ghatiya aadmi.
‪Shukriya.
‪Uski bahut pahuch hai, Hasmukh.
‪TAALIYAN
‪-Cut. Rahul Kapoor ke break ka waqt hai. ‪-Thik hai.
‪Rahul, dhanyavaad. ‪Tum apna khayaal rakhna.
‪Haan, dekh rahi hoon.
‪Iss hafte ki nayi release ‪"Cheetah 3" ek aisi laash hai
‪jo kissi aur laash ko saans de rahi ho.
‪Ek pheeka Rahul Kapoor, jo lagta hai ‪ki nashamukti kendra se nikalkar
‪raaste mein kuch peekar aaya ho, ‪ghisi-piti cheez karta hai,
‪par woh kaam nahi karti.
‪Jab iss phaltu film ko dekhenge, ‪toh lagega ki yeh bani hi kyun thi.
‪Rahuk Kapoor ne haal mein ‪ek interview mein kaha ki
‪yeh uski sabse azeez film hai.
‪Main kehta hoon, Rahul Kapoor, ‪agar yeh tumhe azeez hai
‪toh apne dimaag ko jagaane ke liye ‪kissi doctor ko dikha lo.
‪Iss nihayati ghatiya film ko ‪paanch mein se zero star.
‪AB "LIVE VOTING SHURU HOGI."
‪Akkad-bakkad-bambe-bo.
‪Tu hai mera gadha, ho.
‪Yahaan aaja.
‪Aaja, meri tattu.
‪Tu hai meri tattu.
‪Akkad-bakkad-bambe-bo. Bambe-bo.
‪Ruk.
‪Tattu. Tu hai meri tattu.
‪Akkad-bakkad-bambe-bo.
‪Tu hai meri tattu.
‪Akkad-bakkad-bambe-bo.
‪Kya hua?
‪Aap thik toh hain?
‪Paise.
‪Vicky ko mujhse paise chahiyein.
‪Maine Vicky se kaha, ‪party mein nahi jaana.
‪Vicky ke saath kaam nahi karna... Nahi.
‪Vicky se kaha ‪main Hasmukh ko pasand karti hoon.
‪Main Hasmukh ko chahati hoon.
‪Main Vicky ko nahi chahati.
‪Usne kaha uske paas passport hai... ‪Kaagaz.
‪Usne kaha, Vicky nahi ‪toh na paisa, na kaam...
‪Sasha, ghar wapas jao.
‪Sasha ghar wapas nahi jaana chahati.
‪Naik. Case khatam.
‪Anubhav.
‪Khushiyon ne ‪chaaro taraf se tumhe ghera hai.
‪Chalo.
‪Bhai.
‪Yahaan aao, bhai. Mujhe gale lagao.
‪Mujhe gale lagao, bhai. Aao.
‪Aao, mujhe tattu do. Aao.
‪Mujhe gale lagao. Aao.
‪Aao.
‪Aao. Mujhe ab gale lagao.
‪Bhai...
‪Aao, mujhe gale aao, bhai.
‪Bhai...
‪Samvaad Anuvaadak: Shruti Shukla