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<font size="71">Sir, se på dette merket.</font>

2
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<font size="71">Naik.</font>

3
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<font size="71">Jeg hører ikke når jeg spiser.</font>

4
00:00:28,185 --> 00:00:29,785
<font size="71">Hvem ringer nå?</font>

5
00:00:33,065 --> 00:00:33,905
<font size="71">Sir...</font>

6
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<font size="71">-Hvem er dette?
<i>-Bapat?</i></font>

7
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<font size="71">Unnskyld, sir. Jeg har kjøpt ny telefon.</font>

8
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<font size="71">Ja, sir.</font>

9
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<font size="71">To menn, sir.</font>

10
00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:52,825
<font size="71">-Pensjon.
-Sir...</font>

11
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<font size="71">Press.</font>

12
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<font size="71">Ja. Selvsagt, sir.</font>

13
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<font size="71">Selvsagt, jeg skal redde den
denne gangen. Ok.</font>

14
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<font size="71">Hvem var det?</font>

15
00:01:07,345 --> 00:01:11,465
<font size="71">Politimesteren er en plageånd.</font>

16
00:01:12,065 --> 00:01:12,905
<font size="71">Få tallerkenen.</font>

17
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<font size="71">Han har ikke noe problem.</font>

18
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<font size="71">Gi meg rapporten.</font>

19
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<font size="71">-Merket på nakken...
-Mygg.</font>

20
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<font size="71">Myggbitt.</font>

21
00:01:24,225 --> 00:01:26,985
<font size="71">Kommunen gjør ikke jobben sin ordentlig.</font>

22
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<font size="71">En så stor mygg?</font>

23
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<font size="71">-Fester du alene?
-Nei.</font>

24
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<font size="71">Mygg med venner og familie.</font>

25
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<font size="71">Slikt skjer.</font>

26
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<font size="71">Politimesteren ringte.</font>

27
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<font size="71">Han sa at saken må løses.</font>

28
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<font size="71">Sunny var voldelig mot Sweety.</font>

29
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<font size="71">Derfor ble innspillingen
forsinket. Riktig?</font>

30
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<font size="71">-Hvem sin innspilling?
-Jameel Indori.</font>

31
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<font size="71">Du lærer fort.</font>

32
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<font size="71">Saken er løst.</font>

33
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<font size="71">HUMORKONGENE</font>

34
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<font size="71">RAHUL KAPOOR KOMMER INN PÅ EN SUPERSYKKEL</font>

35
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<font size="71">Ei ildkule, ok.</font>

36
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<font size="71">Rahul Kapoor kommer på supersykkelen.</font>

37
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<font size="71">Etterpå endrer vi lysene,
og Rahul tar av seg t-skjorta.</font>

38
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<font size="71">Flott, Promila,</font>

39
00:02:12,105 --> 00:02:15,345
<font size="71">men Rahul vil jeg skal gå gjennom
alle manus.</font>

40
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<font size="71">Rehana, komikerne improviserer ofte...</font>

41
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<font size="71">Nettopp, ingen improvisasjon.</font>

42
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<font size="71">Rahul er veldig gira
over sin neste film, <i>Cheetah 3.</i></font>

43
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<font size="71">Og komikerne er drittsekker.</font>

44
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<font size="71">Sist vi var i et program,</font>

45
00:02:26,665 --> 00:02:28,905
<font size="71">snakket de bare om rusproblemene hans.</font>

46
00:02:28,985 --> 00:02:32,665
<font size="71">Du aner ikke hvor mye vi betalte
for å skjule Me-Too-historiene.</font>

47
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<font size="71">Det går ikke.</font>

48
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<font size="71">Rehana, gjør ett unntak...</font>

49
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<font size="71">Kjære, dere får
superstjernen Rahul Kapoor.</font>

50
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<font size="71">Vil dere ha ham? Skal jeg avlyse?</font>

51
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<font size="71">-Vi vil ha ham. Ikke avlys.
-Greit.</font>

52
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<font size="71">Ok, jeg finner en løsning.</font>

53
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<font size="71">Te.</font>

54
00:03:15,145 --> 00:03:16,105
<font size="71">Til meg?</font>

55
00:03:18,145 --> 00:03:19,585
<font size="71">Med ingefær.</font>

56
00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:26,625
<font size="71">Pusse tennene...</font>

57
00:03:27,265 --> 00:03:28,265
<font size="71">Straks tilbake.</font>

58
00:03:37,665 --> 00:03:38,625
<font size="71">Hei!</font>

59
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<font size="71">Ansiktsuttrykket ditt,
det bustete håret...</font>

60
00:03:45,145 --> 00:03:48,145
<font size="71">...viser hva du drev med i natt.</font>

61
00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,745
<font size="71">-Vil du ha te?
-Selvsagt.</font>

62
00:03:51,825 --> 00:03:54,945
<font size="71">Men først... Hvorfor rødmer du?</font>

63
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<font size="71">Jeg rødmer ikke. Bare at...</font>

64
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<font size="71">I går kveld
hadde jeg en fin samtale med Sasha.</font>

65
00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:05,905
<font size="71">Samtale?</font>

66
00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:09,025
<font size="71">Jeg vet hva alle samtaler leder til.</font>

67
00:04:09,105 --> 00:04:10,905
<font size="71">Ikke det. Vi bare snakket sammen.</font>

68
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<font size="71">Snakket?</font>

69
00:04:13,265 --> 00:04:17,225
<font size="71">Husk at hvis dette kommer ut,
kan vi miste kontrollen.</font>

70
00:04:17,785 --> 00:04:19,145
<font size="71">Vær forsiktig.</font>

71
00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:22,545
<font size="71">Dette er en stor by
som har slukt mange Romeoer som deg.</font>

72
00:04:24,025 --> 00:04:27,465
<font size="71">Vær glad for at dere snakket.
Hvorfor virker du stresset?</font>

73
00:04:27,545 --> 00:04:30,505
<font size="71">I denne situasjonen må vi alltid vinne.</font>

74
00:04:30,585 --> 00:04:32,665
<font size="71">Vi må grave en brønn hver dag
for å få vann.</font>

75
00:04:32,745 --> 00:04:34,105
<font size="71">Hvor skal vi grave i dag?</font>

76
00:04:34,185 --> 00:04:37,145
<font size="71">-Ikke vær så negativ.
-Greit.</font>

77
00:04:37,225 --> 00:04:40,105
<font size="71">Konsentrer deg om jobben din.</font>

78
00:04:40,585 --> 00:04:45,265
<font size="71">Overlat resten
til skaperen Jimmy. Forstått?</font>

79
00:04:47,345 --> 00:04:48,505
<font size="71">Så du nyhetene?</font>

80
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<font size="71">Jeg fortalte ham det.</font>

81
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<font size="71">Se på nyhetene.</font>

82
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<font size="71"><i>Dette er liket av TV-skuespilleren Sunny.</i></font>

83
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<font size="71"><i>Liket som alt er dødt.</i></font>

84
00:05:01,305 --> 00:05:03,785
<font size="71"><i>Sunny, artistkollegenes øyenstein,</i></font>

85
00:05:03,865 --> 00:05:05,825
<font size="71"><i>mangler et øyeeple.</i></font>

86
00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:08,625
<font size="71"><i>Politiet avhører</i>
<i>filmprodusenten Jameel Indori</i></font>

87
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<font size="71"><i>i forbindelse med denne saken.</i></font>

88
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<font size="71"><i>Liket har blitt oppbevart i ambulansen.</i></font>

89
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<font size="71"><i>Som dere ser, står det på ambulansen:</i></font>

90
00:05:14,905 --> 00:05:17,785
<font size="71"><i>"Nede i gata, vi møtes igjen."</i></font>

91
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<font size="71"><i>Vi følger med på denne hendelsen.</i></font>

92
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<font size="71"><i>Fortsett å se på oss.</i></font>

93
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<font size="71">Utrolig.</font>

94
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<font size="71">Vi møtte ham i går.</font>

95
00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:27,305
<font size="71">Hvor er skoene mine?</font>

96
00:05:27,865 --> 00:05:29,865
<font size="71">-Hvor skal du?
-I butikken...</font>

97
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<font size="71">Unnskyld, jeg...</font>

98
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<font size="71">Jeg må kjøpe avføringsmiddel...</font>

99
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<font size="71">...plutselig.</font>

100
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<font size="71">Hva skjedde med ham?</font>

101
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<font size="71">Hvem vet?</font>

102
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<font size="71">Jeg er straks tilbake.</font>

103
00:05:46,465 --> 00:05:47,745
<font size="71">Hvor skal du?</font>

104
00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:52,305
<font size="71">Han har ikke penger.
Hvordan skal han kjøpe avføringsmiddel?</font>

105
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<font size="71">Politiet er her.</font>

106
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<font size="71">Sir, er liket de fant
på Jameel Indoris filmsett</font>

107
00:06:03,745 --> 00:06:05,185
<font size="71">Sweetys kjæreste, Sunny?</font>

108
00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,905
<font size="71">Var det noe mellom Sunny og Sweety?</font>

109
00:06:07,985 --> 00:06:09,625
<font size="71">Dere vet nok mer enn oss.</font>

110
00:06:09,705 --> 00:06:12,305
<font size="71">Sir, vi har hørt
at Indori har truet Sunny.</font>

111
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<font size="71">-Hvem hørte du det fra?
-Fra kildene våre.</font>

112
00:06:15,185 --> 00:06:17,505
<font size="71">Spør kilden din. Hvorfor komme til oss?</font>

113
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<font size="71">Sir, har du bevis på
at Indori drepte Sunny?</font>

114
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<font size="71">Betjent Naik vil svare på spørsmålene.
Han er ung.</font>

115
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<font size="71">Indori.</font>

116
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<font size="71">Sir, hvordan går etterforskningen?</font>

117
00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:39,505
<font size="71">Hva har du gjort?</font>

118
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<font size="71">Hei...</font>

119
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<font size="71">Du har rett.</font>

120
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<font size="71">Vi gjorde en stor feil.</font>

121
00:06:47,305 --> 00:06:49,945
<font size="71">"Vi"? Kutt ut pisspreiket.</font>

122
00:06:50,025 --> 00:06:52,865
<font size="71">Hva sa du?
Var området på 200 hundre hektar?</font>

123
00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:55,145
<font size="71">-Jeg er som storebroren din.
-Storebror!</font>

124
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<font size="71">Var ikke 200 hektar nok
til å skjule et lik?</font>

125
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<font size="71">Du hadde én jobb.</font>

126
00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:03,705
<font size="71">Politiet mistenker oss alt.</font>

127
00:07:03,785 --> 00:07:04,865
<font size="71">Vi er på nyhetene.</font>

128
00:07:04,945 --> 00:07:06,745
<font size="71">Du sier: "Vi har gjort en feil."</font>

129
00:07:06,825 --> 00:07:07,985
<font size="71">Ro deg ned.</font>

130
00:07:08,065 --> 00:07:09,345
<font size="71">Hørte du ikke hva de sa på nyhetene?</font>

131
00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,585
<font size="71">Politiet mistenker Indori.</font>

132
00:07:13,425 --> 00:07:14,545
<font size="71">Og øyet...</font>

133
00:07:15,065 --> 00:07:16,505
<font size="71">De har ikke funnet øyet ennå.</font>

134
00:07:19,905 --> 00:07:21,665
<font size="71">Hva gjorde du med øyet?</font>

135
00:07:26,865 --> 00:07:28,865
<font size="71">NETFLIX PRESENTERER</font>

136
00:08:32,905 --> 00:08:34,185
<font size="71">Hva gjorde du med øyet?</font>

137
00:08:37,065 --> 00:08:43,505
<font size="71">Tawde, du vet
at det går mange rykter om meg.</font>

138
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<font size="71">Var Sunny voldelig mot Sweety?</font>

139
00:08:48,705 --> 00:08:50,425
<font size="71">Snakket du med Sunny?</font>

140
00:08:56,105 --> 00:08:57,225
<font size="71">Og du er?</font>

141
00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,345
<font size="71">Betjent Ratnakar Naik.</font>

142
00:09:00,825 --> 00:09:02,385
<font size="71">Og vi stiller spørsmålene.</font>

143
00:09:03,225 --> 00:09:07,065
<font size="71">La meg gjenta spørsmålet.
Har du snakket med Sunny?</font>

144
00:09:11,545 --> 00:09:14,105
<font size="71">-Naik...
-Betjent Naik eller sir.</font>

145
00:09:16,825 --> 00:09:18,305
<font size="71">Sir betjent Naik...</font>

146
00:09:19,505 --> 00:09:22,345
<font size="71">Jeg prøvde å gi ham råd,</font>

147
00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:26,865
<font size="71">men når man er varmblodig
og har rasende hormoner...</font>

148
00:09:27,825 --> 00:09:29,345
<font size="71">...faller alt for døve ører.</font>

149
00:09:30,105 --> 00:09:31,185
<font size="71">Ikke sant, Tawde?</font>

150
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,585
<font size="71">Vi hørte at du truet ham.</font>

151
00:09:34,105 --> 00:09:35,385
<font size="71">Betjent Naik.</font>

152
00:09:36,545 --> 00:09:39,305
<font size="71">Jeg må ikke true noen.</font>

153
00:09:48,265 --> 00:09:51,185
<font size="71">Hvordan likte du
Maharashtra-politiets hilsen?</font>

154
00:09:55,025 --> 00:09:58,425
<font size="71">Svar på spørsmålet.</font>

155
00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:03,625
<font size="71">Hørte du ham?</font>

156
00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:09,265
<font size="71">Jeg truet ham ikke,
men prøvde å snakke ham til fornuft.</font>

157
00:10:10,185 --> 00:10:12,545
<font size="71">-Du kan spørre...
-Hvem?</font>

158
00:10:14,185 --> 00:10:16,145
<font size="71">Den komikeren og manageren hans.</font>

159
00:10:16,865 --> 00:10:18,625
<font size="71">-Hasmukh?
-Ja, han.</font>

160
00:10:21,065 --> 00:10:22,105
<font size="71">Dessverre, sir,</font>

161
00:10:23,545 --> 00:10:26,465
<font size="71">hvis noen blir drept og mangler et øye...</font>

162
00:10:27,785 --> 00:10:30,185
<font size="71">...får jeg skylden.</font>

163
00:10:30,745 --> 00:10:33,225
<font size="71">På grunn av imaget mitt.</font>

164
00:10:34,105 --> 00:10:35,025
<font size="71">Press.</font>

165
00:10:36,705 --> 00:10:37,745
<font size="71">Ingen pensjon.</font>

166
00:10:40,585 --> 00:10:41,985
<font size="71">KRUSHNA KUMAR TIL OTV!!</font>

167
00:10:42,545 --> 00:10:43,465
<font size="71">Hva slags tull er dette?</font>

168
00:10:45,065 --> 00:10:46,745
<font size="71">"Krushna Kumar til OTV."</font>

169
00:10:48,505 --> 00:10:49,705
<font size="71">Jeg visste at dette ville skje.</font>

170
00:10:50,265 --> 00:10:51,985
<font size="71">Vi gir ikke KK det han fortjener.</font>

171
00:10:53,145 --> 00:10:55,385
<font size="71">Jeg advarte Promila.</font>

172
00:10:57,105 --> 00:10:59,105
<font size="71">Sir, jeg har forhindret dette.</font>

173
00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:02,585
<font size="71">OTVs primetime blir fylt av <i>Chota Chandu.</i></font>

174
00:11:02,665 --> 00:11:05,505
<font size="71">KK blir her. Vi har en bunnsolid kontrakt.</font>

175
00:11:07,945 --> 00:11:11,585
<font size="71">Roma. Stå her.</font>

176
00:11:12,265 --> 00:11:14,585
<font size="71">Stå her. Ja.</font>

177
00:11:14,665 --> 00:11:18,585
<font size="71">Promila, er ikke KK for frekk?</font>

178
00:11:18,665 --> 00:11:19,625
<font size="71">-Sir...
-Nettopp, sir.</font>

179
00:11:19,705 --> 00:11:21,745
<font size="71">Akkurat det tror jeg.</font>

180
00:11:22,665 --> 00:11:26,305
<font size="71">Derfor bør vi ha liveavstemning
i programmet fra i dag av.</font>

181
00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:27,345
<font size="71">Det holder presset oppe.</font>

182
00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,705
<font size="71">-Hva...
-Nei. Han er jo humorkongen.</font>

183
00:11:29,785 --> 00:11:30,665
<font size="71">La ham bevise det.</font>

184
00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:34,665
<font size="71">Det er det jokersensasjonen,
Hasmukh, gjør.</font>

185
00:11:34,745 --> 00:11:35,625
<font size="71">Perfekt. Avgjort.</font>

186
00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:38,545
<font size="71">Det er en fulltreffer.</font>

187
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:39,825
<font size="71">-Sir...
-Det er avgjort.</font>

188
00:11:39,905 --> 00:11:40,945
<font size="71">Avgjort.</font>

189
00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:43,345
<font size="71">Bestem deg for hvem som er sjefen din.</font>

190
00:11:43,425 --> 00:11:45,705
<font size="71">Han eller KK?</font>

191
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,665
<font size="71">Hvem skal fortelle sjefen
at kontrakten er null verdt?</font>

192
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,385
<font size="71">-Jeg har sagt det til ham.
-Jeg mente din sjef.</font>

193
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,945
<font size="71">-Promila, dette er ikke morsomt!
-Nettopp.</font>

194
00:12:01,185 --> 00:12:02,625
<font size="71">Hei, Rehana. Hva gjelder det?</font>

195
00:12:02,705 --> 00:12:04,505
<font size="71"><i>Hvorfor har du ikke sendt meg manusene?</i></font>

196
00:12:05,065 --> 00:12:07,865
<font size="71">-Vil du ha Rahul, eller skal jeg avlyse?
-Nei...</font>

197
00:12:07,945 --> 00:12:09,705
<font size="71"><i>-Send meg dem straks.</i>
-Ja, selvsagt.</font>

198
00:12:09,785 --> 00:12:11,545
<font size="71"><i>Vi vil ha ham. Vi ses.</i></font>

199
00:12:13,945 --> 00:12:15,825
<font size="71">-Rhea.
-Ja, ma'am?</font>

200
00:12:16,265 --> 00:12:19,705
<font size="71">Send manusene
til Rahul Kapoors team for godkjenning.</font>

201
00:12:26,025 --> 00:12:26,985
<font size="71">Likte du utsikten?</font>

202
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,985
<font size="71">Jeg har en hær av idioter.</font>

203
00:12:31,825 --> 00:12:32,825
<font size="71">Jævler...</font>

204
00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:37,785
<font size="71">Vet du hva som må til
for å ha et hus som dette i Mumbai?</font>

205
00:12:38,345 --> 00:12:39,865
<font size="71">Jeg måtte rævsleike Pratap.</font>

206
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,665
<font size="71">Jeg tok en total makeover. Endret stil.</font>

207
00:12:43,825 --> 00:12:45,505
<font size="71">Skiftet navn til Krushna Kumar.</font>

208
00:12:45,585 --> 00:12:46,585
<font size="71">Til KK.</font>

209
00:12:48,025 --> 00:12:49,505
<font size="71">Indori tar huset mitt.</font>

210
00:12:50,185 --> 00:12:53,385
<font size="71">Ingen får ta huset mitt.</font>

211
00:12:53,465 --> 00:12:54,705
<font size="71">-Det vil ikke...
-Hold kjeft!</font>

212
00:12:56,505 --> 00:12:57,385
<font size="71">Spis den.</font>

213
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,425
<font size="71">-Krushna...
-Jeg sa, spis den.</font>

214
00:12:59,505 --> 00:13:00,385
<font size="71">Denne...</font>

215
00:13:00,465 --> 00:13:02,545
<font size="71">-Spis den, ellers...
-Jeg skal spise.</font>

216
00:13:05,065 --> 00:13:07,545
<font size="71">Tygg.</font>

217
00:13:09,065 --> 00:13:10,665
<font size="71">Ikke en lyd fra deg. Stille.</font>

218
00:13:11,745 --> 00:13:12,745
<font size="71">Snakk du.</font>

219
00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:15,585
<font size="71">Rahul Kapoor deltar i programmet i kveld.</font>

220
00:13:16,265 --> 00:13:19,345
<font size="71">Alle manusene skal gjennom meg først.</font>

221
00:13:19,425 --> 00:13:20,425
<font size="71">Også Hasmukhs manus.</font>

222
00:13:20,505 --> 00:13:23,545
<font size="71">Får jeg tak i manuset hans,
gjør du også det.</font>

223
00:13:34,545 --> 00:13:35,705
<font size="71">Dette blir gøy.</font>

224
00:13:41,265 --> 00:13:44,105
<font size="71">-Han har kommet.
-Sir.</font>

225
00:13:44,185 --> 00:13:46,105
<font size="71">Flytt dere!</font>

226
00:13:46,185 --> 00:13:47,425
<font size="71">Sir, én linje.</font>

227
00:13:47,505 --> 00:13:49,225
<font size="71">-Kom.
-Hei, vennen, står til?</font>

228
00:13:55,945 --> 00:13:56,865
<font size="71">Bra.</font>

229
00:14:14,225 --> 00:14:15,545
<font size="71">Jeg ga deg én jobb.</font>

230
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,705
<font size="71">Her. Drikk dette.</font>

231
00:14:16,785 --> 00:14:20,265
<font size="71">-Det tar tid å finne mulige mål.
-Ikke unnskyld deg, Jimmy.</font>

232
00:14:24,705 --> 00:14:25,545
<font size="71">Hva feiler det ham?</font>

233
00:14:27,025 --> 00:14:29,425
<font size="71">Han er dårlig i magen.</font>

234
00:14:29,505 --> 00:14:31,625
<font size="71">Han har spydd siden i morges.
Han er veldig dårlig.</font>

235
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,265
<font size="71">Ok, men du må på settet.</font>

236
00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:36,225
<font size="71">-Hvordan?
-Gi ham medisin.</font>

237
00:14:36,305 --> 00:14:38,985
<font size="71">Vi kan ikke avlyse programmet.
Rahul Kapoor kommer.</font>

238
00:14:39,065 --> 00:14:41,825
<font size="71">Send manuset til Rahuls team
for godkjenning.</font>

239
00:14:41,905 --> 00:14:42,865
<font size="71">Men, Promila...</font>

240
00:14:44,225 --> 00:14:45,345
<font size="71">Se på ham.</font>

241
00:14:45,865 --> 00:14:49,185
<font size="71">Hasmukh, beklager, men du må forstå.</font>

242
00:14:49,825 --> 00:14:52,985
<font size="71">-Du sa jeg kunne opptre på...
-Jeg vet jeg sa det.</font>

243
00:14:53,505 --> 00:14:54,785
<font size="71">Jeg kan ikke bryte inn i dag.</font>

244
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,025
<font size="71">Ma'am.</font>

245
00:14:59,505 --> 00:15:00,705
<font size="71">Rahul Kapoor er her.</font>

246
00:15:00,785 --> 00:15:02,265
<font size="71">Pass på ham.</font>

247
00:15:05,865 --> 00:15:06,825
<font size="71">Rhea.</font>

248
00:15:09,945 --> 00:15:10,785
<font size="71">Hva skjedde?</font>

249
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:15,225
<font size="71">Rahul Kapoor. Den jævelen.</font>

250
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:16,425
<font size="71">Gjorde han noe?</font>

251
00:15:18,945 --> 00:15:22,385
<font size="71">Jeg viste ham vogna hans, og han...</font>

252
00:15:23,545 --> 00:15:24,585
<font size="71">Ekling.</font>

253
00:15:27,825 --> 00:15:31,505
<font size="71">Uansett, manuset til godkjenning...</font>

254
00:15:31,585 --> 00:15:32,945
<font size="71">Ja.</font>

255
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,145
<font size="71">Takk.</font>

256
00:15:37,985 --> 00:15:38,865
<font size="71">Rhea.</font>

257
00:15:40,185 --> 00:15:44,665
<font size="71">Har det ikke vært
voldtektssaker mot Rahul Kapoor?</font>

258
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:46,385
<font size="71">Jo.</font>

259
00:15:48,065 --> 00:15:49,385
<font size="71">Han ble ikke straffet.</font>

260
00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:52,265
<font size="71">Han er en mektig mann.</font>

261
00:15:54,465 --> 00:15:57,745
<font size="71">Det er ingen vits.
Han blir alltid frikjent.</font>

262
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:03,705
<font size="71">Konsentrer deg om opptredenen din.</font>

263
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:05,465
<font size="71">Ok.</font>

264
00:16:08,665 --> 00:16:10,105
<font size="71">Fortsett.</font>

265
00:16:10,185 --> 00:16:12,105
<font size="71">-Vi gjør oss klare og kommer.
-Ok.</font>

266
00:16:20,065 --> 00:16:20,945
<font size="71">{\an8}HUMORKONGENE</font>

267
00:16:21,025 --> 00:16:21,945
<font size="71">APPLAUS</font>

268
00:16:22,025 --> 00:16:24,825
<font size="71">-Kutt. Pause for Rahul Kapoor.
-Bra.</font>

269
00:16:24,905 --> 00:16:27,705
<font size="71">Rahul, takk. Pass på deg selv.</font>

270
00:16:32,945 --> 00:16:34,825
<font size="71">Kjedet meg faen meg i hjel.</font>

271
00:16:40,305 --> 00:16:43,465
<font size="71">-Har Rajeev Masands anmeldelse kommet?
-Sjekker.</font>

272
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:09,175
<font size="71"><i>Ukas nye film, </i>Cheetah 3,<i> er som et lik</i></font>

273
00:17:09,265 --> 00:17:11,175
<font size="71"><i>som gir et annet lik munn-til-munn.</i></font>

274
00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:15,105
<font size="71"><i>En livløs Rahul Kapoor, som ser ut</i>
<i>som om han har vært på avrusning</i></font>

275
00:17:15,184 --> 00:17:18,274
<font size="71"><i>og røykt noe etterpå,</i>
<i>prøver sine vanlige gimmicker,</i></font>

276
00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:19,785
<font size="71"><i>men det funker ikke.</i></font>

277
00:17:19,865 --> 00:17:23,905
<font size="71"><i>Du kan lure på hvorfor</i>
<i>denne håpløse filmen ble laget.</i></font>

278
00:17:23,985 --> 00:17:26,665
<font size="71"><i>Rahul Kapoor sa nylig i et intervju</i></font>

279
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,265
<font size="71"><i>at dette er hans mest personlige film.</i></font>

280
00:17:28,345 --> 00:17:29,785
<font size="71">Filmen min har tjent inn flere millioner.</font>

281
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:33,265
<font size="71"><i>Rahul Kapoor,</i>
<i>hvis dette er personlig for deg,</i></font>

282
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:37,145
<font size="71"><i>trenger du en psykiater</i>
<i>eller en medisin for å vekke hjernen.</i></font>

283
00:17:37,585 --> 00:17:40,545
<font size="71"><i>Jeg gir denne monstrøsiteten</i>
<i>null stjerner.</i></font>

284
00:18:24,025 --> 00:18:27,385
<font size="71">Dette er knall... Skikkelig knall.</font>

285
00:18:27,465 --> 00:18:29,225
<font size="71">Så velskrevet.</font>

286
00:18:30,145 --> 00:18:31,225
<font size="71">Lær noe.</font>

287
00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:35,305
<font size="71">Han rævsleiker, og jeg liker det også.</font>

288
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:36,985
<font size="71">Drittsekk.</font>

289
00:18:39,825 --> 00:18:41,985
<font size="71">To scener...</font>

290
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:47,065
<font size="71">Et par episoder til
og du ville ha vært arbeidsløs.</font>

291
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,705
<font size="71">Du ville ha rullet rever for alltid.</font>

292
00:19:00,185 --> 00:19:01,265
<font size="71">Hva er dette?</font>

293
00:19:01,345 --> 00:19:02,785
<font size="71">NÅ BEGYNNER "LIVE-AVSTEMNINGEN".</font>

294
00:19:03,865 --> 00:19:05,785
<font size="71">Hva for noe? Live-avstemning...</font>

295
00:19:05,865 --> 00:19:07,705
<font size="71">-Ring 555...
-Krushna...</font>

296
00:19:07,785 --> 00:19:11,345
<font size="71">-Når ble dette bestemt?
-Jeg skulle si det, Krushna.</font>

297
00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:12,745
<font size="71">Hva skulle du si, drittsekk?</font>

298
00:19:15,025 --> 00:19:18,465
<font size="71">Krushna, Sinha endret alle reglene
etter den artikkelen.</font>

299
00:19:20,545 --> 00:19:23,825
<font size="71">Drittsekker! Etter programmet</font>

300
00:19:23,905 --> 00:19:26,025
<font size="71">kan du si hvilke regler Sinha har endret.</font>

301
00:19:26,105 --> 00:19:27,745
<font size="71">Krushna, Promila...</font>

302
00:19:27,825 --> 00:19:29,385
<font size="71">Drittsekk.</font>

303
00:19:31,745 --> 00:19:32,985
<font size="71">Promila...</font>

304
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,025
<font size="71">Promila...</font>

305
00:19:41,985 --> 00:19:44,305
<font size="71">...du har køddet med feil fyr.</font>

306
00:19:51,785 --> 00:19:53,105
<font size="71">Hold denne.</font>

307
00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:10,425
<font size="71">Ville valle vesel.</font>

308
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,625
<font size="71">Du mitt esel.</font>

309
00:20:14,305 --> 00:20:15,625
<font size="71">Kom hit.</font>

310
00:20:16,185 --> 00:20:17,185
<font size="71">Kom hit, ponnien min.</font>

311
00:20:19,505 --> 00:20:20,785
<font size="71">Du er ponnien min.</font>

312
00:20:21,585 --> 00:20:24,705
<font size="71">Ville valle vesel. Vesel.</font>

313
00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:26,185
<font size="71">Vent, vent.</font>

314
00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:30,065
<font size="71">Du er ponnien min.</font>

315
00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:32,945
<font size="71">Ville valle vesel.</font>

316
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:34,825
<font size="71">Du er ponnien min.</font>

317
00:20:35,505 --> 00:20:36,505
<font size="71">Du er ponnien min.</font>

318
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:40,825
<font size="71">Du er ponnien min.</font>

319
00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:43,305
<font size="71">-Hvor er sjefen?
-Han gikk en tur.</font>

320
00:20:43,385 --> 00:20:44,865
<font size="71">Gikk? Kom.</font>

321
00:20:46,785 --> 00:20:47,825
<font size="71">Ponnien min.</font>

322
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:49,865
<font size="71">Du er ponnien min.</font>

323
00:20:51,705 --> 00:20:53,945
<font size="71">Ville valle vesel.</font>

324
00:20:54,025 --> 00:20:55,905
<font size="71">Gå og hent ham.</font>

325
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:59,625
<font size="71">-Jeg går ikke. Gjør det du.
-Nei, gå og hent ham.</font>

326
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:04,385
<font size="71">Offentlig tjeneste er din jobb. Hent ham.</font>

327
00:21:04,465 --> 00:21:05,505
<font size="71">Men du pleier å levere.</font>

328
00:21:05,585 --> 00:21:07,105
<font size="71">Dette ligner på handlingen før leveringen!</font>

329
00:21:07,185 --> 00:21:09,505
<font size="71">Ok. Jeg henter ham, og du begår drapet.</font>

330
00:21:09,585 --> 00:21:11,065
<font size="71">Nei. Greit.</font>

331
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:17,265
<font size="71">-Hallo, sir.
-Ville valle vesel.</font>

332
00:21:19,385 --> 00:21:21,305
<font size="71">Jeg kommer.</font>

333
00:21:21,385 --> 00:21:23,265
<font size="71">-Hold dette.
-Ville valle...</font>

334
00:21:23,785 --> 00:21:24,625
<font size="71">Jimmy...</font>

335
00:21:25,145 --> 00:21:28,105
<font size="71">-Han gjør bare vesel.
-Han har holdt det.</font>

336
00:21:28,185 --> 00:21:29,345
<font size="71">-Vesel...
-Han har holdt mitt...</font>

337
00:21:29,425 --> 00:21:31,625
<font size="71">-Vesel...
-Kom hit.</font>

338
00:21:31,705 --> 00:21:34,705
<font size="71">-Ville valle vesel.
-Skal jeg ta av dette?</font>

339
00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:38,385
<font size="71">Jeg vil ta av dette også.</font>

340
00:21:40,825 --> 00:21:41,665
<font size="71">Se her...</font>

341
00:21:42,865 --> 00:21:44,465
<font size="71">Jeg tar det av. Se.</font>

342
00:21:48,185 --> 00:21:50,265
<font size="71">-Vakter.
-Stopp.</font>

343
00:21:50,345 --> 00:21:51,705
<font size="71">Noen er der... Jimmy?</font>

344
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:55,945
<font size="71">Det er bare...</font>

345
00:21:57,265 --> 00:21:58,825
<font size="71">Hasmukh er dårlig.</font>

346
00:21:58,905 --> 00:22:00,985
<font size="71">Vi kommer, men han måtte på do.</font>

347
00:22:01,065 --> 00:22:02,185
<font size="71">Hva feiler det ham?</font>

348
00:22:03,185 --> 00:22:05,745
<font size="71">-Jeg er kjempedårlig i magen.
-Jeg skjønner.</font>

349
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,945
<font size="71">-Har dere sett Rahul Kapoor?
-Nei.</font>

350
00:22:10,185 --> 00:22:13,105
<font size="71">-Gå, vi kommer snart.
-Greit. Kom snart.</font>

351
00:22:13,185 --> 00:22:15,625
<font size="71">Ok. La oss gå.</font>

352
00:22:18,985 --> 00:22:19,985
<font size="71">Skynd deg.</font>

353
00:22:20,065 --> 00:22:22,225
<font size="71">-Han er borte.
-Hvor ble det av ham?</font>

354
00:22:22,305 --> 00:22:24,465
<font size="71">Jeg vet ikke. La oss gå.</font>

355
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,745
<font size="71">Gå den veien, så leter jeg her.</font>

356
00:22:29,305 --> 00:22:30,385
<font size="71">Rahul Kapoor.</font>

357
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,145
<font size="71">Rahul.</font>

358
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:35,625
<font size="71">Rahul.</font>

359
00:22:37,785 --> 00:22:40,625
<font size="71">Rahul... Her.</font>

360
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:42,665
<font size="71">Rahul Kapoor.</font>

361
00:22:45,305 --> 00:22:46,265
<font size="71">Faen...</font>

362
00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:47,705
<font size="71">Hvor ble det av ham?</font>

363
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:49,705
<font size="71">Rahul Kapoor.</font>

364
00:22:54,025 --> 00:22:55,625
<font size="71">Jeg vil snakke med Tawde.</font>

365
00:22:55,705 --> 00:22:57,625
<font size="71">-Hvorfor?
-Jeg har en pakke.</font>

366
00:22:58,145 --> 00:22:59,705
<font size="71">-Den veien.
-Takk, sir.</font>

367
00:23:03,305 --> 00:23:05,145
<font size="71">-Sir.
-Hva?</font>

368
00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:11,465
<font size="71">Pakke.</font>

369
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:37,785
<font size="71">Leverer dere disse tingene også nå?</font>

370
00:23:37,865 --> 00:23:38,785
<font size="71">Absolutt, sir.</font>

371
00:23:38,865 --> 00:23:41,425
<font size="71">Døgnet rundt,
hvor som helst i Mumbai. Signer.</font>

372
00:23:45,185 --> 00:23:46,225
<font size="71">Saken er løst.</font>

373
00:23:48,145 --> 00:23:49,425
<font size="71">Rahul Kapoor...</font>

374
00:24:08,705 --> 00:24:09,905
<font size="71">Sasha.</font>

375
00:24:16,905 --> 00:24:19,825
<font size="71">Hva skjedde?</font>

376
00:24:21,985 --> 00:24:24,545
<font size="71">Går det bra?</font>

377
00:24:28,905 --> 00:24:29,785
<font size="71">Vicky?</font>

378
00:24:31,985 --> 00:24:33,145
<font size="71">Vicky.</font>

379
00:24:35,385 --> 00:24:36,385
<font size="71">Penger.</font>

380
00:24:37,465 --> 00:24:40,545
<font size="71">Vicky vil ha penger av meg.</font>

381
00:24:43,145 --> 00:24:47,985
<font size="71">Jeg sier til Vicky: ingen fester.</font>

382
00:24:49,705 --> 00:24:54,065
<font size="71">Ikke noe Vicky-greier... Nei.</font>

383
00:24:55,065 --> 00:25:01,745
<font size="71">Jeg forteller Vicky at jeg liker Hasmukh.</font>

384
00:25:03,705 --> 00:25:05,665
<font size="71">Jeg vil ha Hasmukh.</font>

385
00:25:07,705 --> 00:25:09,745
<font size="71">Jeg vil ikke ha Vicky.</font>

386
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:16,825
<font size="71">Han sier han har pass... Dokument.</font>

387
00:25:16,905 --> 00:25:18,905
<font size="71">-Pass.
-Ok.</font>

388
00:25:19,505 --> 00:25:26,065
<font size="71">Han sier ingen Vicky,
ingen penger, ikke noe arbeid...</font>

389
00:25:27,105 --> 00:25:31,265
<font size="71">Sasha, dra hjem.</font>

390
00:25:32,225 --> 00:25:34,425
<font size="71">Sasha vil ikke dra hjem.</font>

391
00:25:43,465 --> 00:25:45,705
<font size="71">Naik. Saken er løst.</font>

392
00:25:45,785 --> 00:25:47,465
<font size="71">Hvordan er det mulig, sir?</font>

393
00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:50,345
<font size="71">Erfaring, Naik.</font>

394
00:25:51,345 --> 00:25:54,225
<font size="71">Den lar meg se gjennom verdens illusjoner.</font>

395
00:25:54,305 --> 00:25:55,345
<font size="71">Erfaring.</font>

396
00:25:56,305 --> 00:26:01,665
<font size="71">Politimesteren vil ringe meg hver time.</font>

397
00:26:02,225 --> 00:26:04,265
<font size="71">Sir, politimesteren blir rasende.</font>

398
00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:05,985
<font size="71">Ikke vær redd.</font>

399
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,745
<font size="71"><i>Du finner ut alt snart.</i></font>

400
00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,265
<font size="71">Vær hilset, Jameel <i>bhai.</i></font>

401
00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:38,145
<font size="71">Vær hilset. Hva gjelder det?</font>

402
00:26:38,705 --> 00:26:40,305
<font size="71">Hvordan har verden blitt?</font>

403
00:26:40,385 --> 00:26:41,825
<font size="71">Vi spoler fram.</font>

404
00:26:41,905 --> 00:26:43,585
<font size="71">Selv bevis leveres med bud nå.</font>

405
00:26:53,425 --> 00:26:56,025
<font size="71">Dette er Sunnys øye.</font>

406
00:27:01,305 --> 00:27:03,825
<font size="71">Og dette er en skje med ditt navn på.</font>

407
00:27:05,225 --> 00:27:08,665
<font size="71">Jameel <i>bhai,</i> du burde brukt en annen skje.</font>

408
00:27:09,265 --> 00:27:10,985
<font size="71">Du drepte én fyr
og sendte beviset til en annen.</font>

409
00:27:12,025 --> 00:27:15,425
<font size="71">Du har masse fiender.</font>

410
00:27:15,825 --> 00:27:19,025
<font size="71">Lykke omgir deg på alle kanter.</font>

411
00:27:21,865 --> 00:27:22,825
<font size="71">La oss gå.</font>

412
00:27:25,825 --> 00:27:29,505
<font size="71">Tawde, du arresterer meg,</font>

413
00:27:30,745 --> 00:27:36,105
<font size="71">men tenker dessverre ikke
på konsekvensene.</font>

414
00:27:36,185 --> 00:27:37,545
<font size="71">La oss gå.</font>

415
00:27:52,745 --> 00:27:53,665
<font size="71">Kompis.</font>

416
00:27:54,385 --> 00:27:56,825
<font size="71">Kom hit, kompis. Omfavn meg.</font>

417
00:27:58,225 --> 00:27:59,625
<font size="71">Omfavn meg. Kom.</font>

418
00:28:00,505 --> 00:28:04,065
<font size="71">Gi meg en ponni. Kom.</font>

419
00:28:05,065 --> 00:28:06,265
<font size="71">Omfavn meg. Kom.</font>

420
00:28:06,825 --> 00:28:08,665
<font size="71">Kom, kom.</font>

421
00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:11,785
<font size="71">Omfavn meg nå.</font>

422
00:28:11,865 --> 00:28:14,025
<font size="71">-Det skal jeg.
-Gjør det, kompis.</font>

423
00:28:18,065 --> 00:28:19,305
<font size="71">Kompis...</font>

424
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:22,025
<font size="71">Kompis...</font>

425
00:28:23,505 --> 00:28:25,065
<font size="71">Omfavn meg, kompis.</font>

426
00:28:26,745 --> 00:28:28,025
<font size="71">Kompis...</font>

427
00:31:34,505 --> 00:31:36,505
<font size="71">Tekst: Jon Sæterbø</font>

