Bro. Love you, bro.
-Let me go. These are precious. -You're my pony.
He's grabbed my balls!
What the fuck is going on?
Get him down. Get him out of here.
-You're my pony. -What the fuck, you guys?
What did we do?
Don't say a word.
-We didn't do-- -Shut up.
Amazing! He just walked in here nude. What could we do?
Rehana, Rehana. Please, please, please.
-Listen, Rehana, please... -No time, no time.
Sir, excuse me,
my staff is already speaking to management, it'll be a few minutes.
We don't even know when the lights are coming on.
-They're coming on right now. -You've got the closeups. All the best.
Please, please, sir. Excuse me, sir.
When can we have the fucking generators on?
Jameel Indori's been arrested. The unions are protesting.
They've turned off the power supply to Film City.
I really don't need to know. Figure it out.
Sir, did you do anything?
I've arrested Indori.
Case closed.
You're joking, aren't you?
Am I on Kings of Comedy that I'll crack jokes?
Sir, you have your own notions. Indori is not the killer.
The evidence is pointing to someone else.
The evidence isn't pointing anywhere.
The evidence is looking at me.
The commissioner is calling to congratulate me.
-Sir... -Tawde, I just got calls from three MLAs,
five MPs and ten producers.
What have you done?
I've arrested Indori, sir.
With evidence.
The eye and the spoon.
What eye? What spoon?
Sir, it's a little hard to explain.
I'll come down personally and explain it to you.
But the evidence is concrete.
-Tawde, if you mess up-- -No chance, sir.
He is the killer. Believe me.
Sir, please prepare to give me my pension along with a medal.
Indori. Case closed.
You idiot, you'd come here to perform your stand-up comedy and you've fallen in love?
You can't take care of yourself and you are taking others' responsibilities?
Son, let me tell you something, seriously...
It's not just your comedy, but your entire personality is limpdick.
No matter where you go, you fuck it up!
Who is that for?
I have to give this to someone,
before I leave.
Before you leave?
We're not going anywhere.
Don't you dare say that again.
Don't worry, I'll find someone.
This is my responsibility. Don't worry.
-Jimmy-- -No. Listen to me.
I have an idea.
Let's kill KK.
We'll kill two birds with one stone.
If KK's dead, the show's over.
Then I'll think of something else, but don't talk about leaving.
Look at how far we've come, Hasmukh.
Don't do it.
Tomorrow if someone remembers me
Why would anyone remember me?
Why should this busy world...
Waste their time on me?
I am a fading poet...
My existence is fading away
Hasmukh, if we're going back,
we'll do something that the world would remember us for.
Of course, they will remember us...
for the worse performance in the history of Kings of Comedy.
Hasmukh, don't say that.
Listen, take a sip.
Maybe you'll get the feel.
Jimmy.
All my life, I've always lost...
and I don't need any feel to lose.
You're on a roll tonight.
One more thing.
Let me finish that.
Take care of everything you want to.
Go live your life.
For you.
What is that?
PAY: SASHA RUPEES TWENTY LAKHS
Maybe I was destined to come here for this.
Hasmukh, I can't take this.
This is your freedom.
Freedom.
Even I am getting free from here.
Sasha, I going.
Going?
Why?
Everything has an end.
Whatever this is, I want to end it on a good note.
If we ever meet again, I just want that...
we understand each other for a day.
Won't that be fun?
Tell Vicky... no work.
Good.
Hasmukh, don't go...
Even God's having a good laugh at me today.
KINGS OF COMEDY
Hello, welcome, and good evening. I am your host, Vishal Malhotra.
Welcome to Kings of Comedy.
Please give a big round of applause to our first contestant,
who has a dynamic personality.
The king of comedy.
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together
for Krushna Kumar.
KK AD LIB
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
And a big hello to all of you from KK.
You guys should also say hello
because some people have lost that habit these days.
Very nice.
What am I hearing these days? What is this trend that's going on?
I've heard people saying
that one should leave their brains at home before watching Hindi films?
Why?
Someone should try using their brains...
because the filmmaker certainly didn't use his.
That's Hasmukh's script.
I'll just be back.
And films like these have an item song.
This item song has nothing to do with the film's plot.
These are present just to satisfy the lust of the Indian youth.
What's wrong?
I wrote those lines.
The brain is a wonderful thing.
I really like brains. They are all I have.
Because good looks is something...
Something that I have as well. But it's my brains that I love.
I want to know where Neeraj is.
Yes, ma'am. Just checking.
-Mister, are you married? -Excuse me?
-Are you married? -Yes.
-Do you like your wife? -Yes.
Your own wife?
Rhea.
-Rhea. -Hasmukh.
How...
This...
Jimmy. Sit down please.
You brought your wife along, didn't you?
Similarly, I always carry things that I like.
Like my brain...
friends...
friend's wife.
Hasmukh, please believe me.
I gave the script only to Promila and Neeraj.
You take care of him. I'll take care of the rest.
Clearly, you've left your brains at home,
so that there's some movement elsewhere in your body,
with a little bit of mischief, a little bit of excitement.
This industry is an amazing place, guys.
People have big dreams about it...
which it breaks almost immediately.
How could he do this?
It's more like the morning alarm
that kicks you awake in the morning
and says, "Stop dreaming and get to work."
But, honestly, if you don't dream,
you'll stay up all night.
And who stays awake at nights?
Owls.
Like our Hasmukh, for instance.
Hasmukh's family warned him against dreaming.
They told him to stick to his job.
Now that doesn't mean he was some manager at a bank.
In fact, he isn't even qualified to be one.
I'll be right back.
His job involved staying up at nights and washing the dishes,
sweeping the floors,
taking care of his uncle and aunty,
and getting yelled at by them.
My family said stop dreaming
so I started living my dream.
Because our family may or may not be with us but...
Our dreams are always with us
This is Krushna Kumar.
Thank you for being such a wonderful audience.
Good night and good bye.
Kings of Comedy is heading towards its finale,
and we're at the semi-final round.
Who amongst our three semifinalists will reach the final round?
This will be decided by their performance.
But if you want to give your favourite contestant a lucky break,
pick up your phone and send an SMS
with the contestant's name, followed by 655655.
Don't go anywhere.
Because coming up after the break is our challenger,
Hasmukh.
I welcome you all again, after the break,
to your very own show, the Kings of Comedy.
Now for the final performance.
The king of Saharanpur who doesn't need an introduction.
Please give a big round of applause
to everyone's favourite, Hasmukh Sudiya.
-Hasmukh! -Hasmukh!
Hello.
Please settle down.
And...
Let it be.
Friends...
I had a plan for tonight's episode...
but it turned into something else.
Even in Bollywood films, only villains have plans.
And that plan always fails.
Because, in this world, real things don't happen with planning
but are a result of mistakes.
The world is filled with such mistakes.
Take this room, for instance.
Ladies, we're not human beings
but are the products of our parents' mistakes.
So let's make some mistakes tonight.
I've been in Mumbai for a while now.
It's not what I thought it was.
I thought everything would be new out here.
Original.
But, sadly, everything in Mumbai is just a copy.
Take our dear KK, for instance.
Even his name isn't original.
K is the copy of K.
His hairstyle is copied.
His style is copied.
His sense of dressing is copied.
KK is like a photocopy machine.
He's been standing here for so long...
on this show.
He was standing here on the show before this one,
and the one before that.
In all these years, KK couldn't make the journey from here to there.
KK, you've been standing for so long on television
that the government has made a statue of you.
They charge an entry fee of Rs. 10 so that people can see you.
In fact, KK has turned this profession into a government job.
He's just holding on to it...
and won't let go until he gets his pension.
Everyone has moved to lighters or matchsticks
and you're still trying to start a fire using stones.
In the age of WhatsApp, you're waiting for the postman to deliver your message
when even your postman is on Facebook.
Before coming to Mumbai, I had thought...
that I wanted to be successful like KK.
That was my plan.
Fine...
let's change that plan.
What was the original plan?
KK would come on stage, crack a few jokes and leave.
Then it will be Hasmukh's turn.
He'll crack a few jokes and leave.
Today, I've come here to make a mistake.
Whenever there's a wedding in the neighborhood,
no one remembers it.
But when there's a divorce, nobody forgets.
So if I come up on stage,
crack a joke and leave,
you won't remember me.
But if I drop this mic and leave...
will you remember me?
Let's see.
Cut to audience.
Shit.
Cover him.
Kings of Comedy.
Wasn't he the show's writer?
Same mark, sir. Belt.
Strangulation.
The exact same mark was around Shastri and Sunny's necks as well.
Belt Killer.
Belt Killer?
Indori.
There's so much stress in our work.
Sometimes we make mistakes.
You have a big heart, please forgive us.
Even our eyes betray us at times.
Eyes...
You can shut your eyes and go to sleep, Tawde sir.
No tension.
It's gone.
My pension's gone.
Sir, sir...
Any new information about the Belt Killer?
We still don't know whether it's the Belt Killer or not,
but the modus operandi is pretty consistent,
which is the use of a belt.
And according to the forensics report,
the belt used in all the cases is the same.
Sir, any suspect?
Our investigation is at a very initial level.
Sir, we have also heard that you've arrested
the film producer, Jameel Indori, in connection with this case.
Actually, Jameel Indori--
Jameel Indori is a law-abiding and responsible citizen,
and he's lending us a hand in this case.
I think you should do your homework first.
Let's go.
The brutal Belt Killer strikes again for the third time.
This time, his victim was Kings of Comedy's writer Neeraj Pandey.
And you're watching these exclusive images only on ABB News.
After the break, we'll show you
how to kill a person with just a belt.
That new writer is on the phone...
Pandey's mother?
That's her.
Shall we?
Ma'am...
let me tell you that your son, Neeraj Pandey...
There are very few good men in this world...
and their real wealth is...
Ma'am, I'll leave now.
Neeraj Pandey... was a good man.
Dear...
please keep my son alive...
in your performance and lines.
You must do well...
so that his soul can rest in peace.
-Hasmukh. -I don't want this anymore.
Hasmukh...
Jimmy, we're no longer killing just one man.
Too many people are paying the price of my dreams.
-Hasmukh-- -Let's stop this.
Don't focus on any of that.
Focus on how far we've come.
-Don't worry, I am with you. -You were never with me, Jimmy.
You're somewhere else.
You just create an illusion that you're with me.
What are you saying, Hasmukh?
If you go down, I'll go down with you.
We're in this together all the way--
Stop lying that you're with me.
I don't know who you're with, but definitely not with me.
You had one job. One job!
You get rid of the body that I kill.
-Why? But I am a murderer. -Hasmukh.
You don't understand, people die...
by my hands.
I see their faces every night.
What is your contribution to any of this?
What is my contribution?
You can't even clean up properly, Jimmy. Can't even clean up.
What do you think?
This is not like cleaning a house.
Do you have any clue about the excuses I've to make
for your benefit?
You've only thought about your own benefit, and I know that.
About my benefit?
You're of no use to anyone, Jimmy the Maker.
And yes...
When you had first come to Mumbai,
I don't know what happened with you
but I am glad it happened because you deserve it.
What did you say?
You deserved whatever happened to you.