1 00:00:32,698 --> 00:00:35,702 ["AMAZED" BY LONESTAR PLAYING] 2 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:43,334 Every time our eyes meet 3 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:46,838 This feeling inside me 4 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,631 - [BIRD CALLING]-Is almost more than 5 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,717 I can take 6 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,596 Baby, when you touch me... 7 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:56,806 Patrick. 8 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:57,974 Adeline. 9 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:01,770 This is going to be the bestValentine's Day ever. This is going to be the bestValentine's Day ever. 10 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,480 This place... 11 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,817 it's just so gorge. 12 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:08,818 PATRICK: Of course it is, babe. 13 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,236 - You picked it!-I picked it! 14 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,322 - [BOTH LAUGHING]-[SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] 15 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,410 - [BIRDS CHIRPING]-[SONG CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS] 16 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,287 Oh. 17 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,998 Mmm. Mmm. 18 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,584 Mmm. 19 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:25,836 [GROANS] 20 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,215 What the hell? 21 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,054 I told younot to put it in my food. 22 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:40,392 - Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, I---It's fine. Keep going. 23 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,395 Uh... 24 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:46,939 Adeline Delilah Garrett. 25 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,566 You're smart. 26 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:49,775 - You're beautiful.-[MOUTHING ALONG] 27 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,195 And perhapsmost important of all, 28 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:53,739 you make me think. 29 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:58,159 You're my person and I can'timagine my life without you. 30 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,453 - Will you marry me?-[MOUTHING ALONG] 31 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,706 Yes. A million times, yes! 32 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:06,375 I don't know howyou do what you do 33 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:10,296 I'm so in love with you 34 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,423 - It just keeps getting...-[SONG STOPS] 35 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,385 [RINGTONE PLAYING "PONY"] 36 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,184 [RINGTONE STOPS] 37 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:25,437 Why are youcalling me right now? 38 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:27,855 NICO: I didn't get it. 39 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:30,024 PATRICK: What the fuckdo you mean you didn't get it? 40 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,192 Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. 41 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,361 There was a coupleof sun flares and, like... 42 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,738 Um, could you maybedo it again or... 43 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:38,950 Why, yes. Let me re-proposeto my fucking girlfriend 44 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,452 so you can do your job right. 45 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,455 - Technically she's your fiancée.-Don't get cute with me. 46 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:47,835 Do it right this timeor I'll fucking end you... 47 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,503 - on Yelp.-Okay, cool, thanks. 48 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,632 - I'll talk to you later. - I'm not even on Yelp, dick. 49 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:58,719 [GROANS] 50 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,014 - Uh, speech, speech, speech. - Lovey, lovey-dovey. - Uh, speech, speech, speech. - Lovey, lovey-dovey. 51 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,433 Uh, and, uh... 52 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:05,893 Will you marry me? 53 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:08,397 Yes. A million times, yes. 54 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,569 [OVER SPEAKER] I'm so in love with you... 55 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:15,904 Just one second. 56 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,948 - [LINE RINGING]-[SIGHS] 57 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,033 Give me that. Hello? 58 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,910 - NICO: Nico the Photo Guy. - Leave a message. 59 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,245 - [SHARP THUD]-ADELINE: Are you fucking 60 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,038 kidding... me? 61 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,040 [PATRICK CHOKING] 62 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,460 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 63 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,842 [SCREAMING] 64 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,635 [ARROW WHIZZING] 65 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,262 [OVER SPEAKER] I'm so in love... 66 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:43,264 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 67 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,641 [WHIMPERING] 68 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,727 - [ARROW WHIZZES]-[SCREAMING] 69 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,730 [HYPERVENTILATING] 70 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,608 [SOBBING] 71 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,446 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 72 00:03:58,447 --> 00:03:59,739 [ARROW WHIZZES] 73 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,532 [SCREAMING] [SCREAMING] 74 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,035 [CRYING] Oh, no! 75 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,165 [WHIMPERING] 76 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,125 [PANTING] 77 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,543 [SCREAMING] 78 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,837 [PANTING] 79 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:21,052 [SCREAMING] 80 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,929 [PANTING] 81 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,306 [RINGTONE PLAYINGROMANTIC CLASSICAL MUSIC] 82 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,351 [PHONE VIBRATING] 83 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,522 - [RINGTONE AND VIBRATING STOP]-[BREATH TREMBLING] 84 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:34,482 Hello? 85 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:37,444 [HEAVY BREATHING AND CHUCKLINGOVER PHONE] 86 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,281 You listen here, asshole.[SNIFFLES] 87 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:46,662 I have been planning this daymy whole life... 88 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:50,040 and you fucking killed him! 89 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,751 You messed with the wrong bride. 90 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,045 [PANTING] 91 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,171 You hear me? 92 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,048 You messed with the wrong fu-- 93 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,259 [SCREAMS] [SCREAMS] 94 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,928 [SCREAMING] 95 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,014 [GASPING] 96 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,311 [GRUNTING] 97 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,483 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 98 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,904 [WHIMPERING] 99 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,825 - [SCREAMS]-GUARD: Whoa. 100 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,243 Ma'am, you can't be here. 101 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,453 - What are you doing?-He's trying to kill me! 102 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,290 [SCREAMING] 103 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,376 GUARD: Hey, buddy, you wannatell me what's going on? 104 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,839 - Wait. Stop! - Drop the knife, asshole! 105 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,633 [SCREAMING] 106 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,472 ADELINE: Somebody! Please! 107 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,932 [WHIMPERING] 108 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,643 [SOBS LOUDLY] 109 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:58,566 [BLADE RINGS SOFTLY] 110 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,611 [HEAVY BREATHING THROUGH MASK] [HEAVY BREATHING THROUGH MASK] 111 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:09,620 [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 112 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,249 [GASPING QUIETLY] 113 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,628 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]-[WHISPERING] Oh, shoot. 114 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,265 [BREATH TREMBLING] 115 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,990 [PANTING SOFTLY] 116 00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:59,753 [CHOKING] 117 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,422 - [YELPING]-[KILLER GRUNTING] 118 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,758 [PANTING] 119 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,761 Take that, you motherfucker! 120 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:09,972 Go away! 121 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:12,558 [MUFFLED] You go away! 122 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,019 You go away! 123 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:18,563 - You go away!-[BEEPING] 124 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:20,439 [ALARM BUZZING] 125 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,942 [MECHANICAL CLANK] 126 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:26,905 No. 127 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,617 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 128 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,245 No, no, no, no, no. Please! 129 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,121 Hey! Hey! 130 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,372 [MECHANICAL RUMBLING] 131 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,792 [SCREAMS] No! 132 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:41,294 [SCREAMS] 133 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:42,420 [GASPING] 134 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,506 [SCREAMING] 135 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,384 No! 136 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,553 [SCREAMING] 137 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,430 No! 138 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,393 [SCREAMING] 139 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:06,153 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 140 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,954 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 141 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,639 ["HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"BY OUTKAST PLAYING] 142 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,142 Happy Valentine's Day 143 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:40,437 Every day the 14th 144 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:43,940 I don't think y'all heard meI just wanna say 145 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,316 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 146 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:47,027 Happy Valentine's Day 147 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,529 Every day the 14th... 148 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,113 REPORTER ON TV:It's Valentine's Day 149 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,867 and the nationis once again on high alert. 150 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:58,120 For the past two years, a masked maniac 151 00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,830 known asthe Heart Eyes Killer... 152 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:03,334 ...or HEK, as authoritiescall him for short, ...or HEK, as authoritiescall him for short, 153 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,711 has emerged on a daymeant for romance 154 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,339 to target, huntand brutally kill couples. 155 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:10,967 HEK seems to target citiesat random. 156 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:13,928 From a blood-soaked rampage inthe Boston area two years ago... 157 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:16,055 ...as well as a secondkilling spree, 158 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:19,058 which left several deadin Philadelphia just last year. 159 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:22,061 Even though he's aftercouples in love, 160 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,272 let me be perfectlyclear about this... 161 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:28,402 He will kill anyonewho gets in his way. 162 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:32,029 ...leaving Americansonce again plagued with anxiety 163 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,115 on Cupid's holidayasking the question... 164 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:37,201 Where will the Heart Eyes Killerstrike next? 165 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:40,496 Happy Valentine's Day... 166 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:43,416 FEMALE REPORTER: Do you expectthe Heart Eyes Killer 167 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,501 to kill yourValentine's Day plans? 168 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,461 Who the hellmakes Valentine's Day plans? 169 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,589 Yeah, this holiday sucks ass, dude. 170 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,048 - Literally.-[BLEEP] Valentine... 171 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,675 I ain't even low-key scared. 172 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,886 - The HEK ain't got nothin' on me. - You know... 173 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:57,138 - Oh, shut up, Dylan. - You're afraid of the dark. 174 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,307 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 175 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,267 No, I don't. No, I don't. 176 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,935 Happy Valentine's... 177 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,521 MAN 1: The Heart Eyes Killer--WOMAN 1: So glad I'm single. 178 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:06,856 MAN 2: I'm gonnacelebrate inside. 179 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:08,024 WOMAN 2: That dude hunts you. 180 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,775 MAN 3: ...rubbing your shittyPDA all up in our faces. 181 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,485 MAN 4: He only killsstraight people, I think. 182 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:14,530 REPORTER: Whether you're witha partner or looking for love, 183 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:17,241 stay vigilantthis Valentine's Day. 184 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,410 ["I NO LONGER BELIEVE INMIRACLES" BY ADA RAY PLAYING] 185 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,995 'Cause the one 186 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:22,872 Who says 187 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:27,376 He loves you 188 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,629 Has found 189 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:34,968 Someone new... 190 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:38,555 Shit! 191 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,224 [ALL LAUGHING] 192 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:43,809 - [CHUCKLES] Nice one, dipshits.-BARISTA: Got a cappuccino here. 193 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,937 Hope Cupidshoots you in the dick. 194 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,813 Caramel soy latte for Monica! 195 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,983 - MONICA: Oh, that's me.-Okay, yeah. There. 196 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,402 Why do you look so stressed? 197 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,655 Is it 'cause you're single againon Valentine's Day? 198 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,156 No, I'm... [SIGHS] No, I'm stressed 199 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,574 because Crystal just called 200 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,952 an all-hands meetingand the subject of her email an all-hands meetingand the subject of her email 201 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:02,328 literally says"Ally's Campaign." 202 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,621 - Mm, I saw that.-So I'm fucked. 203 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,289 Okay, worst-case scenario, 204 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:08,167 you get fired and you never workanother day in your life. Hmm? 205 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,128 Worst-case scenario, Crystalwears my skin as a pantsuit. 206 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,381 Best-case scenario, you got nice skin though. 207 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:16,008 Boop. You know what? Whatever. 208 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,135 If you go down, I'll go down with you, okay? 209 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,554 We'll Thelma and Louisethis shit. 210 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:21,055 BARISTA: Large icedblended Americano 211 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,599 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar. 212 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,685 - Mm.-JAY: Oh. 213 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,436 Sorry, are you surethat's yours? 214 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:30,231 Yes, that is definitely mine. 215 00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:31,649 No one else would order... 216 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,609 ALL: ...a large icedblended Americano 217 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,987 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar. 218 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:38,490 Sugar. Yeah. Look at that. Wow. 219 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,908 Guess we're coffee mates. 220 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:44,287 - [LAUGHS] Nice dad joke.-Thanks. 221 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:46,038 I thought I was the only onein the world with 222 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,415 - the obnoxious coffee order.-[LAUGHS] 223 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,041 It's a prettycommon order actually. 224 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,460 Can you guys move? We're busy. 225 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,254 Yes. 226 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:54,673 [WHISPERS] He's hot! 227 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,887 Hey, can I interest youin one of these guys? Hey, can I interest youin one of these guys? 228 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,347 - Oh, no, I'm okay. Thanks. - I carry my own. 229 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,808 - Oh. Metal straw.-I hate paper straws. 230 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,186 They just turn into mushin, like, three seconds. 231 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:10,855 Yeah, no. I totally getwhat you're saying. 232 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,065 Let's put all the coffeein a plastic cup, 233 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,943 but, hey, as long as the strawis paper, planet saved. 234 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,820 - Planet saved.-[CHUCKLES] 235 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,781 - Oh, sugar though. Want one?-Yeah. 236 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,783 A little slow poisonfor the pancreas. 237 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:23,951 - Oh. Oh!-Oh. Ooh! 238 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:24,869 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 239 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,495 - I'm sorry. No, I'm---I'm sorry. No, I'm-- 240 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,496 - [LAUGHS]-Sorry. 241 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,707 - I got it. It's okay.-No, it's totally-- 242 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,793 - Oh! Fucking Jesus Murphy!-Shit! Oh, my God. Are you okay? 243 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,046 - Yeah. Am I?-Oh, my God. You're bleeding! 244 00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:37,507 - Uh, here. Shit.-Oh-- Uh, thank you for that. 245 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,967 - Bye. Um, I'm gonna go. - I'll see you at work, Mon. 246 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,678 - Sorry. - She's getting fired today. 247 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,556 REPORTER ON TV: Exactly one yearafter a Valentine's Day massacre 248 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:48,142 left three couples deadin Boston 249 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,436 and four couples deadin Philadelphia, 250 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,397 the Heart Eyes Killerhas come to Seattle. 251 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,234 Four victims havenow been claimed at a winery, 252 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,570 ending one dream engagement 253 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:00,863 in a nightmare. in a nightmare. 254 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,658 Chief Hartley, is this the workof the Heart Eyes Killer? 255 00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:05,368 That's not confirmedat this point, 256 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,411 but given the patternof targeting couples 257 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,956 on Valentine's Day, we suspect it's the work of HEK. 258 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,124 What do you have to sayto all those couples out there 259 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,419 planning to celebrateValentine's Day? 260 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:16,964 - Stay home.-[TV BEEPS] 261 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,882 [CRYSTAL SIGHS] Well. 262 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,425 [SMACKS LIPS] 263 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,928 This is quite a pickle. 264 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,391 [SUCKS TEETH] 265 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:32,436 Why didn't a single one of you 266 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:35,606 tell me that there is a maniac 267 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:38,109 running aroundslaughtering people 268 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,445 on Valentine's Daythese last couple years? 269 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,864 Tommy? 270 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:46,868 Not a single one of you. 271 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:50,121 This campaignis certainly ill-timed. 272 00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,832 Wouldn't you say so, missy? 273 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,251 Uh... Um... 274 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:58,713 - [CLEARS THROAT] I mean---You know, Crystal, um, 275 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,548 how you always tell us how you always tell us 276 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:02,884 that relevance is reallyimportant in our pitches? 277 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:08,264 Well, I personally believe thatAlly's campaign is very "now." 278 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,183 Monica, thank you so much. 279 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:12,436 - If you could do me a huge favor. - Shut the fuck up. 280 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:15,564 Tommy? 281 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,526 ["THAT'S WHY I CRY" BYMARGARET LEWIS PLAYING OVER TV] 282 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,364 My baby's gone 283 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,365 [GASPS] 284 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,825 [SOBBING] 285 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,660 He's gone away 286 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,871 He won't be back 287 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,539 [THUNDER CRASHES] 288 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,668 That's why I cry, cry, cry 289 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,795 Cry, cry, cry 290 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:43,424 All the time 291 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,801 - All the time-[GUNSHOTS] 292 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,513 He said, "Bye-bye..." 293 00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:49,972 [SONG STOPS] 294 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,308 [WOMAN COUGHS] 295 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:56,270 "Wow. Profiting off the deathof couples to sell rings." 296 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,688 "Speechless." 297 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,066 - "This is disgusting."-I'll say. - "This is disgusting."-I'll say. 298 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,901 TOMMY: "What did I just watch?" 299 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,236 "Straight-up tacky." 300 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:07,532 "Someone find out who made thisand dox their ignorant ass." 301 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,742 - I mean, it just-- it goes on.-CRYSTAL: I'm sure it does. 302 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,079 Ally, I'm worriedabout your safety. 303 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,374 Gee, thanks, Tommy. 304 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:19,210 How many people has thisheart-shaped asshole killed? 305 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,546 I think, like, a lot. 306 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:22,756 CRYSTAL: A lot? [SCOFFS] 307 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:26,759 - [GLASS SHATTERS]-You built a nationwide campaign 308 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,178 around romance ending in death? 309 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,721 Well, you approved it. 310 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,890 Because I trusted you. 311 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,851 I'm gonna need a new campaign. 312 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:38,230 - Okay. Um, no problem. I'll---Jay, get in here. 313 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,065 Jay? Who's Jay? 314 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,734 JAY: Thank you very much. 315 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,319 BOTH: No way. 316 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,239 That's the guy whose nose yousmashed in at the coffee shop. 317 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,323 Mon, sit down. 318 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,533 CRYSTAL: Jay Simmonds, everybody. 319 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:51,784 This is Jay Simmonds. 320 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,327 - Who's Jay Simmonds? - Well, I'll tell you. 321 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:57,123 Jay Simmonds is the formerCCD of BMY New York. 322 00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:01,210 He is the youngest freelancerto win a Clio Award He is the youngest freelancerto win a Clio Award 323 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,379 for his viralromantic campaigns. 324 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:08,092 Everything from fancy carsto luxury chocolates. [LAUGHS] 325 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,303 And, he has then earned himself 326 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:14,056 a nice little monikerof "Consumer Cupid." 327 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,766 - That is Jay Simmonds...-[GASPS] That's him? 328 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:16,851 ...and I'll tell you what. 329 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:19,437 When I realized how far upshit's creek 330 00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,230 Ally here had paddled us, 331 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,441 I knew I neededsome reinforcements. 332 00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,611 And thank Baby Jesus. 333 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:28,529 Now, he's got to leaveand push off tomorrow 334 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,532 and skedaddle, so he's on the clock. 335 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,201 Jay. Everybody, Jay! 336 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,870 Thank you for the lovelyflattery, Crystal. 337 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,664 I appreciate it. Um... 338 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,208 Listen, as I understand it, 339 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,543 we've experiencedsome turbulence as of late, 340 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:46,214 but it's about how you landthe plane that matters, so... 341 00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:47,841 we will get through this... 342 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,135 together. 343 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:53,846 [SIREN WAILING] 344 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,014 [ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE] 345 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,725 - OFFICER: What the hell was that? - FEMALE OFFICER: I got a match. 346 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,853 OFFICER: Oh, for fuck sakes. 347 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,443 - We're gonna get married. - I can feel it. [SIGHS] 348 00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,906 [SIGHS] That's your boyfriend? 349 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:12,990 Yeah, he will be. 350 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,742 He's an actual firefighterwho loves puppies. 351 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,328 [GASPS] 352 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:21,540 - [SMACKS LIPS] You see? - That's why you're still single. 353 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,042 - [SIGHS]-You know what you need, Shaw? 354 00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:27,005 You need a real man. 355 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,676 One that's willing to makethe first move. 356 00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:34,011 [HELICOPTER WHIRRING] 357 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,099 - HARTLEY: Come on, detectives. - You're gonna love this. 358 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,434 Check it out. 359 00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,563 OFFICER: What is that, a wedding band? 360 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,689 Could it be one of the victim's? 361 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,317 Unlikely. [SIGHS] 362 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:52,739 The initials engravedon the inside... JS. 363 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,534 Doesn't matcheither of the deceased. 364 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,037 Huh. 365 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,628 [FLIES BUZZING] 366 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,463 What kindof an animal would do this? 367 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:14,302 Probably some incel virgin trollliving in his mommy's basement. 368 00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:15,596 Assuming it's a man. 369 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,265 What about the girlwho never got asked to prom? 370 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:23,311 The love-scorned woman who gotcheated on one too many times 371 00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:25,354 - and just snapped.-[ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE] 372 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,607 OFFICER: Oh, fuck. 373 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,984 Oh. Yes. He replied. [LAUGHS] 374 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,235 OFFICER: The gay fireman? 375 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,154 No, no. This guy works in tech. 376 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,407 - Shaw's got a fetish for betas.-I don't have a fetish. 377 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,326 BOTH: Everybody's got a fetish. 378 00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:41,330 Gentlemen, this is morethan just a simple murder. 379 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:43,582 It's a... 380 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,086 ...kink. 381 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:51,464 That's the understatementof the fucking year. 382 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:53,508 How do you know for sureit's HEK? 383 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,052 FORENSIC WORKER:Here you go, Detective. 384 00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:58,930 'Cause this is the last thing 385 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,933 the wedding photographerever saw. the wedding photographerever saw. 386 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,479 Heart Eyeshas come to our city, boys. 387 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,897 And they've gotanother ten hours 388 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,983 of Valentine's Day left to kill. 389 00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,320 [CAMERA CLICKING] 390 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,446 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 391 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,741 - Excuse me. - What in hell are you doing? 392 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:21,786 What do you mean? You just firedme in front of the whole team. 393 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:24,539 Fired you? I got six more monthson your contract. 394 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:28,000 I intend to squeeze every singlelast drop out of you. [CHUCKLES] 395 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,169 Okay. Great. So whatam I supposed to do? 396 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,797 Get him coffeewhile he lands the plane? 397 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:35,675 No. You're gonnaturn in a sizzling, 398 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,928 sexy, seductive, blockbuster 399 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,471 Crystal Cane campaign. 400 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:43,559 And if you don't, I'll kill you. 401 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,021 - I'm kidding. I won't. - I'll blacklist you, though. 402 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,481 I won't kill you. 403 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,567 I mean, maybe. 404 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,318 But no. 405 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:54,987 But would I? 406 00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,991 ALLY: "Whoever made this, I hope you get 407 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,785 - "murdered and canceled. - Not in that order." 408 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,328 "Hashtag do better." 409 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,372 "As someone who may die someday, 410 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,957 "I find this commercial 411 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:10,960 "to be tone-deafand borderline ableist." 412 00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:12,462 Wow, people are fucking dumb. 413 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:16,465 "The only thing deaderthan the couples in this ad 414 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,302 "is the brain cell of the personwho created it." 415 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:22,430 "The level of cringein this video is off the charts. 416 00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:23,514 "Hashtag just stop." 417 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,017 - [DOOR OPENS]-JAY: Hey, Ally? 418 00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:28,979 - Yeah?-JAY: Howdy. 419 00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:31,814 Jay? Wha-- 420 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,817 This is the women's bathroom, dude. You can't be in here. 421 00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,738 Technically, it is a unisexbathroom, but... 422 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,573 can we talk? 423 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,411 - Hi.-Hi. 424 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:45,913 I'm... [SIGHS] 425 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,207 I am really sorry about earlier. 426 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,459 Oh, no, it's totally fine. 427 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,461 Sorry to stalk and run, 428 00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:55,338 but I'm tryingto make this yoga class 429 00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:57,256 that starts in, like, an hour. 430 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,008 You serious? Yoga? 431 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,260 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 432 00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:03,054 Aren't we supposedto be saving the company? 433 00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:06,516 - Yes, and we will. - Just after yoga. 434 00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:09,102 I booked us a table at L'oie. 435 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,355 We get inspired, talk about the campaign. 436 00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:15,191 You realize thatit's Valentine's Day, right? 437 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:17,235 Oh, that's right. 438 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,279 You probably got plans, don't you? 439 00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:22,281 - No.-Well, great! 440 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,033 It'll be a great placefor some field research. 441 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,493 - Romance, flowers, candles---[SMACKS LIPS] 442 00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:27,537 Uh, do you think that maybewe could just do this tomorrow? 443 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:29,080 Uh, see, I would loveto do tomorrow, 444 00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:30,581 I just have to takethe first flight 445 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,792 out in the morningfor my best friend's wedding. 446 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:33,876 So, how about this? 447 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,628 We'll call it 08:00 sharpand I'll see you there. 448 00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:36,796 - Yeah? I'm excited.-Uh-- 449 00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:39,423 - No, no, I-- [SIGHS]-It's gonna be great! 450 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,633 It looks like the rain... 451 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:41,801 MONICA: Oh, thank you so much. 452 00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:45,888 - Uh, no, Mon. Let me get this. - You're, like, $100,000 in debt. 453 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,057 [CHUCKLES] Not anymore. 454 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:50,101 - Arthur paid it off. - And I get to keep the card. 455 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,728 - Are you serious?-Mm-hmm. 456 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:55,857 Damn. Someone likes a littlesugar with their daddy. 457 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:59,026 - Aha. Excuse me, Ally. - I do not have a sugar daddy. 458 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,904 That term is very problematic. That term is very problematic. 459 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,323 I have a sponsor. 460 00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:07,743 And do you love your sponsor, or is he just erasing your debt? 461 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:11,289 Yes, I love him. And I lovethat he's erasing my debt. 462 00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:14,417 So, when am I gonna meet thissecret Hugh Hefner? 463 00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:16,711 - Shall we all get dinner soon? - What do you say, like, 4:30? 464 00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:18,004 - Soup?-Ha ha. 465 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:19,630 Real clever, Miss Judgy Judy, 466 00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:21,257 while you're literallystalking your ex online. 467 00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:23,509 I'm not stalking him. 468 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,429 The algorithmis stalking me, okay? 469 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:29,098 - It's the algorithm?-Hey, is Arthur Heart Eyes? 470 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,018 Is that whyI haven't met him yet? 471 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,270 That's not fucking funny. 472 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,025 [LAUGHS] Of courseArthur's not Heart Eyes. 473 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:41,027 That guy has so much arthritis, he can't run. 474 00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:42,987 - Honestly, I bet it's Crystal.-Mm. 475 00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:45,031 You know when she doesthat, like, thing... 476 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:46,324 - Mm-hmm.-...when her Botox doesn't 477 00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:47,950 sit right and it gets stuck? 478 00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:49,786 [NEWS THEME PLAYS ON TV] 479 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:53,372 - REPORTER: Breaking news. - Our Channel 7 affiliate 480 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:56,792 is reporting that two morecouples have been found murdered 481 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,294 at a downtown spa. 482 00:22:58,295 --> 00:23:00,046 We go liveto the scene in Seattle. We go liveto the scene in Seattle. 483 00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:01,506 - [PHONE DINGS]-Can't watch this. 484 00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:02,591 REPORTER: Thanks, Mike... 485 00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:04,509 MONICA: Ally. 486 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,512 - Ally, hello? Hey, ho.-Monica! 487 00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:09,138 - Oh, my God. - Why are you torturing yourself? 488 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:10,473 You're the one who ended things. 489 00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:13,309 - I know. - He just moved on so fast. 490 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,560 I mean, what even is her job? 491 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,395 - Look at her feed. - It's all vacation pics. 492 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,606 And she doesn't even haverich parents. I checked. 493 00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:20,566 You need to stop hate-fuckingyourself and get out there 494 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,944 and find someone to actuallyfuck-fuck yourself, you know? 495 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,278 - No.-Oh, what about that guy? 496 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:26,572 He's so cute. The-the... The bathroom boy, you know? 497 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:27,657 Your little stalker? 498 00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:29,617 You mean the guytrying to take my job? 499 00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:30,911 Oh, my fuck. 500 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:34,331 He is so hot, I could literally throw up. 501 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,334 My basement just flooded.[GASPS SOFTLY] 502 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,170 He's okay. 503 00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:42,880 Wait, what are youwearing on this date? 504 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:44,465 It's not a date. 505 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:47,009 We're working. And what's wrongwith my clothes? 506 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,177 You look like a before picture. 507 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,221 - [CHUCKLES] Monica! - That is so mean! 508 00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:52,807 Okay, this place, what'sthe vibe? Is it, what, fancy? 509 00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:55,477 - Yeah, it's fancy. Why?-Come on. 510 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,770 Where are we going? 511 00:23:57,771 --> 00:23:59,982 We're gonna go fuck upa credit card. 512 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:03,484 Pretty girls don't do drama'less we wanna 513 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,735 It'll be dependingon the day 514 00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,654 Pretty girls packedin a Defender 515 00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:09,240 Know I'm-a defend hernever let her catch no stray 516 00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:10,533 This that pretty-girl mantra 517 00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:12,368 She's that stunnamake you wanna swing both... 518 00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:13,536 - It's gorgeous.-So much skin. 519 00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:15,037 - Hike it up a little bit.-It's so much skin. 520 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,914 - It can go shorter.-Monica, no! It's not a date. 521 00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:19,542 - Love what it feel like-Feel like 522 00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,085 To be off of the gridlike, all night 523 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,087 - Oh, with my bih like-Bitch, like 524 00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:25,132 We ain't even trying to talkto no one 525 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:27,300 Swerve off all the creepsno weird vibes 526 00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:29,510 We ain't never let it ruina good time 527 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,345 Ain't nobody gon' dimour good light 528 00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:33,390 This them wordswe're living by 529 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:35,766 No. 530 00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,059 This that pretty-girl mantra 531 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,477 This that flaunt you 532 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:39,854 - Just touched down in L.A.-Ah 533 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:42,398 Pretty girls don't do dramano new drama 534 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:43,900 - We already got a full day-Ah, ah 535 00:24:43,901 --> 00:24:45,401 Pretty girlsthat you gon' remember... 536 00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:48,738 Hi. Uh, reservationfor Simmonds. 537 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:50,490 MAÎTRE D': Of course. AJ? 538 00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:54,076 - BOUNCER: Arms out, please.-Pretty... 539 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:56,621 - [SONG STOPS]-[METAL DETECTOR SQUEALING] 540 00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:59,040 - What gives?-Heart Eyes. 541 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:00,374 Can't be too careful. Can't be too careful. 542 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,794 [HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING] 543 00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:06,006 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 544 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,637 I'm environmentally conscious. 545 00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:16,350 - [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]-[QUIET CHATTER] 546 00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:22,563 [SIGHS] 547 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:23,773 [SCOFFS] 548 00:25:23,774 --> 00:25:25,691 Sharp, my ass. 549 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,693 MAN: You look so beautifultonight, darling. 550 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:30,029 Happy Valentine's. I mean that. 551 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:31,240 Aw. [CHUCKLES] 552 00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:34,617 - Good evening, miss. - Will anyone be joining you? 553 00:25:34,618 --> 00:25:36,745 Uh, yes. Um, a friend. 554 00:25:37,371 --> 00:25:38,579 A colleague. 555 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,207 It's a... It's a work dinner. 556 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:44,126 Well, I'll be back with thespecials once your date arrives. 557 00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:45,838 - Oh, no, no, no. - He's not my date. 558 00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:49,925 ["MAY I" BY BROOK BENTONPLAYING] 559 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:04,773 May I tell youthat you're lovely... May I tell youthat you're lovely... 560 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:09,902 JAY: I am so sorry thatI am late. I tried to get a car. 561 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:12,113 And for what it's worth, I had no idea this place 562 00:26:12,114 --> 00:26:13,907 was gonna be this nice, but, um... 563 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:17,202 - You look amazing.-Thank you. 564 00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:20,246 WAITER: Welcome to L'oie. 565 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:21,789 May I offer you a beverage? 566 00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,041 - Um, I'm good. Thank you.-JAY: Yeah, please. How about 567 00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:26,335 a bottle of champagne, maybe two glasses? 568 00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:27,587 Oh, uh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. 569 00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:30,756 - No offense, but we're working.-None taken. 570 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:31,967 WAITER: I'll be right back. 571 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:34,970 So, where you from? 572 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,014 Uh, Phoenix. 573 00:26:38,015 --> 00:26:39,348 Do you have siblings? 574 00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:41,058 [SMACKS LIPS] No. 575 00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:43,103 Are your parents still together? 576 00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:46,772 - Mm-hmm.-Well, that's nice. 577 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:49,108 Yeah, I'd love to grow oldwith somebody. 578 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:50,443 Change their Depends? 579 00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:51,527 You know, 580 00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:54,780 I don't immediately go to poopwhen I think about love, 581 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:57,783 but yeah. I would changean adult diaper 582 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,702 if it was in the name of love. 583 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:04,582 The perfect romance... The perfect romance... 584 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,835 - [CORK POPS]-[GASPS, SIGHS] 585 00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:08,128 WAITER: Here we are. 586 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,046 - JAY: Thank you.-Thank you. 587 00:27:10,047 --> 00:27:11,381 - WAITER: Miss?-Yeah. 588 00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:14,301 Didn't want any, but thank you. 589 00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:17,471 And for you, sir? 590 00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:22,058 - JAY: Thank you very much. - WAITER: Enjoy. 591 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:23,143 What do you say? 592 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,938 - To love?-Mm. 593 00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:30,943 Okay. 594 00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:34,862 - Listen, this is all very cute.-Mm-hmm. 595 00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:36,614 - And you're smooth.-Oh, thanks. 596 00:27:36,615 --> 00:27:37,949 But I'm just trying 597 00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:40,660 to salvage whatever's left ofmy career here, so can we skip 598 00:27:40,661 --> 00:27:43,412 whatever this is and getto cracking this campaign? 599 00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:44,705 - By all means.-Okay. 600 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,249 I have a couple ideas in here. 601 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,584 Some probably suck, but I'm sure there's a-- 602 00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,879 You've hadyour heart broken recently. 603 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,383 - I'm sorry, what?-No, I just like to think 604 00:27:55,384 --> 00:27:58,262 I'm intuitivewith these things and... 605 00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:01,097 Ew. Yeah, no. Ew. Yeah, no. 606 00:28:01,098 --> 00:28:02,890 I did not get my heart broken... 607 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:04,016 - Mm-hmm.-...recently. 608 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,643 And it's reallynone of your business. 609 00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:07,228 Oh, you're totally right, it's not. 610 00:28:07,229 --> 00:28:09,564 Definitely not. Okay. Um, is... 611 00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:11,358 It's just your campaign. 612 00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:16,154 Doomed lovers? I mean, it hardlyscreams romance to me. 613 00:28:17,531 --> 00:28:20,241 The most romantic storiesof all time are doomed. 614 00:28:20,242 --> 00:28:22,702 You got husbands, wives, 615 00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:24,453 partners, twin flames, soulmates. 616 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:27,331 Whatever you wanna call it, it's all gonna end. 617 00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:28,875 It's just a matterof time before 618 00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:30,459 someone cheats, bails, or dies. 619 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:33,004 What about butterfliesin your stomach? 620 00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:35,548 A lightning bolt to the heart? 621 00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:37,133 - Cozy Sundays in bed?-[CHUCKLES] 622 00:28:37,134 --> 00:28:39,802 What's next, birth chartsand long walks on the beach? 623 00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:42,054 I like those things, but I get it, not for everyone. 624 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:44,140 You wanna know how I feelabout romance? 625 00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:45,225 Yeah. 626 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,395 It's a farce. 627 00:28:50,189 --> 00:28:51,273 A lie. 628 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:56,110 - Not to everyone, I know that. - Some people get... [SMACKS LIPS] 629 00:28:56,111 --> 00:29:00,489 ...really lucky and stumbleinto something real and forever. ...really lucky and stumbleinto something real and forever. 630 00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:02,116 But the other 99% of us 631 00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:04,994 are just bouncing from onefailed experiment to the next, 632 00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:07,914 chasing the same regurgitatedfairy-tale bullshit 633 00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:10,750 that's been stuffed into ourbrains since we were kids. 634 00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:12,126 Prince Charming? [SCOFFS] 635 00:29:12,127 --> 00:29:14,003 Till you catch himfucking your sister. 636 00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:15,671 I thought you werean only child. 637 00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:17,340 - It's a metaphor. Jesus.-Right. 638 00:29:17,341 --> 00:29:19,092 My point is, it's not real. 639 00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:23,429 And somehow, I landed a jobthat forces me to propagate 640 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:25,598 a fantasy in order to sellblood diamonds 641 00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:27,517 harvested from third-worldslave labor, 642 00:29:27,518 --> 00:29:29,227 so please forgive meif I'm not swept away 643 00:29:29,228 --> 00:29:32,021 by your magical notionsof romance, Jay. 644 00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:33,106 Wow. 645 00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:35,734 That's really... 646 00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:37,945 What? 647 00:29:39,071 --> 00:29:40,072 ...sad. 648 00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:46,537 Why are you single? 649 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:50,249 - Excuse me?-No, really, Mr. Romantic... 650 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:52,625 doe-eyed, first love, 651 00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:55,378 Esther Perel mama's boyknow-it-all. Why are you single? 652 00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:57,463 - Well...-Are you really looking for love 653 00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:59,715 or are you just anotherfake-ass, ho-hunting, 654 00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:01,676 - ankle-cuff prick in a suit?-Oh, my God. - ankle-cuff prick in a suit?-Oh, my God. 655 00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:02,760 You know, you don't know me. 656 00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:04,428 And you don't getto cast judgment 657 00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:06,890 just because I don't thinklike you, okay? 658 00:30:12,938 --> 00:30:13,939 Yeah, um... 659 00:30:15,566 --> 00:30:18,443 - I think you were right. - Tonight's a bad night. 660 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:21,904 Should've justlet you clear your head. 661 00:30:21,905 --> 00:30:24,283 Um, don't worry aboutthe champagne. It's on Crystal. 662 00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:28,745 [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] 663 00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:34,542 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 664 00:30:34,543 --> 00:30:39,214 Jay! Jay, hey--I'm sorry, okay? You win. 665 00:30:39,715 --> 00:30:42,216 Listen, I told you it was fineand I meant it. It's all good. 666 00:30:42,217 --> 00:30:44,385 No, I hada really rough day and... 667 00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:45,595 and I took it out on you 668 00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:47,597 and that was shittyand-and wrong and... 669 00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:49,390 Jay, please, I can't lose this job. 670 00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:51,268 Ally, I am notgonna take your job. 671 00:30:52,186 --> 00:30:53,644 Although it does seem like 672 00:30:53,645 --> 00:30:55,564 you don't really wantthis job, but... 673 00:30:56,773 --> 00:30:59,317 - This is me, so...-[PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY] 674 00:30:59,318 --> 00:31:02,111 I'm gonna go back to the hotel, brainstorm some creative, I'm gonna go back to the hotel, brainstorm some creative, 675 00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:03,614 see what we cansalvage from the-- Oh. 676 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,202 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 677 00:31:09,411 --> 00:31:10,412 COLLIN: [IN BRITISH ACCENT] Ally? 678 00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:16,083 ALLY: Collin! [CHUCKLES] What are you doing here? 679 00:31:16,084 --> 00:31:18,920 Um, well, Sienna and I are ona little dinner date, actually. 680 00:31:18,921 --> 00:31:21,256 - I've heard so much about you.-Really? 681 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:23,091 Why? 682 00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:25,843 And, uh, you are? 683 00:31:25,844 --> 00:31:27,345 Oh, Jay. I'm Ally's... 684 00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:29,472 - He's my friend-- Boyfriend.-...Boyfriend. 685 00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:30,932 Friend. Boyfriend. 686 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:32,725 I didn't knowyou had a boyfriend. 687 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,603 - Yeah! [LAUGHS]-Yeah. [LAUGHS] 688 00:31:35,312 --> 00:31:36,479 Yeah. I mean, why would you? 689 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,899 It's not like I publicize iton social media or anything. 690 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,568 [FORCED LAUGHTER] 691 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:44,487 Uh, well, it's niceto meet you, Jay. 692 00:31:44,488 --> 00:31:47,573 Pleasure. So, um, dinner, huh? 693 00:31:47,574 --> 00:31:49,951 Yeah. It was supposedto be a double date, 694 00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:51,870 uh, but unfortunately... 695 00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:54,247 - Ooh.-What does that mean? 696 00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:57,501 Well, you know the couple thatgot murdered up at the winery? 697 00:31:58,544 --> 00:32:00,545 - What, you know them?-We worked together. - What, you know them?-We worked together. 698 00:32:00,546 --> 00:32:02,297 - Played racquetball.-Racquetball. 699 00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:04,298 It's tragic, really. 700 00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:06,801 - You still kept the reservation?-And you still came to dinner? 701 00:32:06,802 --> 00:32:08,845 - Of course. In their honor.-JAY: Oh. 702 00:32:08,846 --> 00:32:10,596 - ALLY: Wow.-Well, a lot to 703 00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:12,223 eat in there and it's good. 704 00:32:12,224 --> 00:32:14,141 - We should go. - See you, Ally, as well, and... 705 00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:15,226 You have such a sexy suit. 706 00:32:15,227 --> 00:32:16,769 - Oh, that's a sexy dress.-Yeah. Oh, yeah. 707 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:18,271 - [LAUGHS]-You guys have a good dinner. 708 00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:19,480 Happy Valentine's Day! 709 00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:20,648 Happy V-Day! 710 00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:22,526 Don't get killed, all right? [LAUGHS] 711 00:32:22,651 --> 00:32:25,486 - [FORCED LAUGH] What was---Why would he say that? 712 00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:27,446 - That was weird. - Oh, you're coming with me. 713 00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:29,950 - ALLY: That was so embarrassing.-[MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 714 00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:37,540 Are you in lovewith somebody 715 00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:41,752 And just a little afraidto say who? 716 00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:44,922 Are you in lovewith somebody 717 00:32:44,923 --> 00:32:46,008 Thank you. 718 00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:49,260 Who doesn't know you'rein love with 'em, too? 719 00:32:49,261 --> 00:32:52,221 Not a... not a problem.[CHUCKLES] 720 00:32:52,222 --> 00:32:54,432 Being in love with somebody 721 00:32:54,433 --> 00:32:59,478 Is somethingthat everybody should be... 722 00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:02,440 - So is it the accent? - Is that what it is? - So is it the accent? - Is that what it is? 723 00:33:02,441 --> 00:33:04,358 Women love that fucking accent. 724 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:06,486 [SIGHS] God, I can't stand it now. 725 00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:10,156 Brits are so unemotional. 726 00:33:10,157 --> 00:33:11,532 Mm. 727 00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:15,787 Well, that would explainthe dead friends' resy. 728 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:19,624 DRIVER: Loveis a beautiful thing, no? 729 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:21,834 - Oh, we-we just work together.-No, we're not a couple. 730 00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:23,794 - But you just kissed, no?-Oh. See, no, 731 00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:25,004 that was a performance 732 00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:28,049 to seem maybe more desirableand perhaps less pathetic 733 00:33:28,050 --> 00:33:31,636 - in front of her ex.-Oh. You love Spotify? 734 00:33:31,637 --> 00:33:34,764 I have Ultimate Sexiesplaylist and-- 735 00:33:34,765 --> 00:33:36,474 - I love Spotify.-Yeah, we're-- No, we're okay. 736 00:33:36,475 --> 00:33:37,642 - Thank you.-Okay. 737 00:33:37,643 --> 00:33:39,228 Can we add a stop? 738 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:42,563 Again, I'm really sorryabout tonight. 739 00:33:42,564 --> 00:33:44,232 I swear I'm not a lunatic. 740 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:47,277 That's exactly what I thinka lunatic would say. 741 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:49,404 Okay. 742 00:33:50,364 --> 00:33:51,739 [CLICKS TONGUE] 743 00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:53,658 Have funat your best friend's wedding. 744 00:33:53,659 --> 00:33:54,743 Thank you. 745 00:33:55,786 --> 00:33:59,747 Afraid of beingleft alone... 746 00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:01,541 [SIGHS] [SIGHS] 747 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:02,918 - DRIVER: Okey dokey.-Yeah. 748 00:34:08,549 --> 00:34:09,550 What the... 749 00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:12,093 ALLY: No! 750 00:34:12,094 --> 00:34:15,303 Next stop,2640 Westlake Avenue South, sir? 751 00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:16,389 [ALLY GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION] 752 00:34:17,391 --> 00:34:20,685 - Hey, can you hold off a second? - I think she locked herself out. 753 00:34:20,686 --> 00:34:22,770 You know what you should do? 754 00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:25,147 You should go to her, 755 00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:28,234 tell her you love her, then never let her go. 756 00:34:28,235 --> 00:34:31,571 It's never too latefor true love... 757 00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:35,117 Right. Right. Yeah, you justkeep that meter running. 758 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:39,746 Howdy. Everything okay? 759 00:34:40,414 --> 00:34:41,748 No. [CHUCKLES] 760 00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:44,834 No, I think I left my keysin a dressing room somewhere. 761 00:34:44,835 --> 00:34:45,917 Oh. 762 00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:48,754 [CHUCKLES] Oh, my God. Thisnight could not get any worse. 763 00:34:48,755 --> 00:34:50,007 You have a spare hidden? 764 00:34:50,674 --> 00:34:53,886 [SIGHS] Yeah, under a mat upstairs. 765 00:34:55,137 --> 00:34:57,096 - It's okay. - I'll just break the window. 766 00:34:57,097 --> 00:34:59,765 No. What are you talking about, breaking windows? No. 767 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:01,601 - No, it's fine. - My landlord loves me. - No, it's fine. - My landlord loves me. 768 00:35:01,602 --> 00:35:03,769 Well, if you're serious, maybejust, you know, let me do it. 769 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,688 - I can break a window.-No, I know you can 770 00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:07,815 break a window, but if youcut yourself-- 771 00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:09,443 I'm not gonna cut myself. 772 00:35:10,611 --> 00:35:11,820 Knock yourself out. 773 00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:15,323 - Just know I don't condone this. - I'm worried for your safety. 774 00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:17,825 And you're punching with yourthumb inside your hand, 775 00:35:17,826 --> 00:35:20,244 - which is not a good thing.-Okay, yeah. You're gonna do it. 776 00:35:20,245 --> 00:35:22,581 - Yeah. Why don't you hold that? - Came prepared. 777 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:26,334 Ah, not so bad. 778 00:35:26,335 --> 00:35:27,419 That's bad. 779 00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:30,755 - I'm so sorry. - This is all my fault. 780 00:35:30,756 --> 00:35:32,840 No, no, I'm sorry I'm bleedingall over your floor. 781 00:35:32,841 --> 00:35:36,302 - Here. Okay. - Let's run it under some water. 782 00:35:36,303 --> 00:35:38,137 - Mm.-[WATER RUNNING] 783 00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:40,306 - Thanks.-Okay, you're just gonna wash up 784 00:35:40,307 --> 00:35:41,475 in here for a sec. 785 00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:43,601 [WHISPERS] Oh, God. 786 00:35:43,602 --> 00:35:46,354 Um, sorry it's so messy. 787 00:35:46,355 --> 00:35:47,522 I had a house cleaner, 788 00:35:47,523 --> 00:35:50,608 but she won the lotterylast week and fired me. 789 00:35:50,609 --> 00:35:53,361 - JAY: Really? - How much did she win? 790 00:35:53,362 --> 00:35:55,738 Uh, like, a million dollars.[CHUCKLES] 791 00:35:55,739 --> 00:36:00,994 JAY: Damn. Well, I hope you finda replacement soon. JAY: Damn. Well, I hope you finda replacement soon. 792 00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:03,079 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 793 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,914 - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]-[SIGHS] 794 00:36:04,915 --> 00:36:07,416 Aw. Cute. 795 00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:08,626 [ALLY SIGHS] 796 00:36:08,627 --> 00:36:11,045 I was Pikachu for Halloween too. 797 00:36:11,046 --> 00:36:13,047 Oh, yeah. [LAUGHS] That wasn't Halloween. 798 00:36:13,048 --> 00:36:14,674 Well, what was it? 799 00:36:14,675 --> 00:36:17,051 - It was Tuesday. - Yeah, I was pretty obsessed. 800 00:36:17,052 --> 00:36:18,554 Wore that shit everywhere. 801 00:36:20,389 --> 00:36:22,390 - I'll take that.-It was on your shelf. 802 00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:23,933 No, I reallywasn't expecting company. 803 00:36:23,934 --> 00:36:25,142 Ever? 804 00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:26,727 Why don't you just take a seat 805 00:36:26,728 --> 00:36:28,563 while I look forthe first aid kit? 806 00:36:28,564 --> 00:36:29,815 [RUMMAGING] 807 00:36:32,067 --> 00:36:33,484 Huh. 808 00:36:33,485 --> 00:36:34,570 [SIGHS] 809 00:36:34,945 --> 00:36:35,946 Found it! 810 00:36:40,534 --> 00:36:41,535 Jay? 811 00:36:46,415 --> 00:36:47,833 [GROANS] 812 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:49,668 Excuse you. 813 00:36:50,002 --> 00:36:52,671 I'm sorry. I didn't wanna siton your nice clothes. 814 00:36:54,173 --> 00:36:55,799 - [ALLY SIGHS]-Oh. 815 00:36:57,759 --> 00:36:58,760 Would you relax? 816 00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:01,430 It's justa very expensive jacket. It's justa very expensive jacket. 817 00:37:02,973 --> 00:37:04,807 Let's see your hand. 818 00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:06,434 - [SIGHS]-[GRUNTS SOFTLY] 819 00:37:06,435 --> 00:37:08,687 - Ooh.-Careful now. 820 00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:10,564 Does it hurt? 821 00:37:11,815 --> 00:37:13,149 No, actually. 822 00:37:13,150 --> 00:37:14,734 - You're really good at this.-[CHUCKLES] 823 00:37:14,735 --> 00:37:16,402 Did you go to med schoolor something? 824 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:19,573 I dropped out actually. 825 00:37:20,199 --> 00:37:22,200 [CHUCKLES] I really can't do blood. 826 00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:23,784 - No way.-Way. 827 00:37:23,785 --> 00:37:25,119 Hmm. 828 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,955 Well, I think you're doinga pretty good job right now, 829 00:37:27,956 --> 00:37:29,458 if I do say so myself. 830 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,542 - ALLY: Uh...-Oh. 831 00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:33,544 This is why we dropped outof med school 832 00:37:33,545 --> 00:37:35,379 and pivoted to advertising. 833 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:37,131 [JAY CHUCKLES] 834 00:37:37,132 --> 00:37:38,217 You're funny. 835 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,719 - Am I?-I think so, yeah. 836 00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:47,642 - Would you mind? - My hair, falling in my face. 837 00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:48,977 - Oh, of course.-[CHUCKLES] Thank you. 838 00:37:56,568 --> 00:37:59,279 - Okay. There we go.-Oh, wow. [CHUCKLES] 839 00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:05,785 So, you mind my asking 840 00:38:05,786 --> 00:38:08,663 what kind of medicineyou were planning on going into? 841 00:38:08,664 --> 00:38:11,207 [SMACKS LIPS] Uh, nephrology. 842 00:38:11,208 --> 00:38:12,834 That's the liver. 843 00:38:12,835 --> 00:38:13,918 Kidneys. 844 00:38:13,919 --> 00:38:15,294 - Nailed it. Damn.-Yeah. 845 00:38:15,295 --> 00:38:16,796 Well, why that? 846 00:38:16,797 --> 00:38:19,090 I had a family memberthat was pretty sick. 847 00:38:19,091 --> 00:38:20,299 Mm-hmm. 848 00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:23,762 Guess I, I don't know, thought I could fix people. 849 00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:28,391 Anyway, nowI'm considered hemophobic. 850 00:38:28,392 --> 00:38:29,476 Oh. 851 00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:33,271 - I didn't take you for a bigot.-[LAUGHING] Okay, wow. 852 00:38:33,272 --> 00:38:36,942 Between that and coffee mates, your dad jokes are top-notch. 853 00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:41,988 - I'm being facetious obviously. - Your jokes are cheesy as-- 854 00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:43,073 [SCREAMS] Fuck! 855 00:38:43,866 --> 00:38:45,366 - Ally! Ally!-[GRUNTS] 856 00:38:45,367 --> 00:38:47,410 - Oh, shit!-[ALLY SCREAMS] 857 00:38:47,411 --> 00:38:49,412 [JAY YELLING] 858 00:38:49,413 --> 00:38:51,331 [GRUNTING] 859 00:38:57,129 --> 00:38:59,381 - Fuck you! - No, no, no, no, no, no! 860 00:39:00,841 --> 00:39:02,926 - Run!-[VIBRATING] 861 00:39:05,053 --> 00:39:06,053 Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! 862 00:39:06,054 --> 00:39:07,972 - [GROANS] What are you doing?-[POUNDING ON DOOR] 863 00:39:07,973 --> 00:39:09,307 Get your mind out of the gutter! 864 00:39:09,308 --> 00:39:11,267 - Yep, yep, yep, yep. - Come on. Come on, come on! 865 00:39:11,268 --> 00:39:13,477 Come on, come on! [GROANS] 866 00:39:13,478 --> 00:39:15,147 Come on, come on, come on! 867 00:39:15,939 --> 00:39:17,231 - You got it?-Yes! 868 00:39:17,232 --> 00:39:18,650 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 869 00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:21,195 Good job. 870 00:39:22,529 --> 00:39:23,530 Thanks. 871 00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:26,867 Hey, you good? 872 00:39:27,326 --> 00:39:28,744 Yeah. [SCREAMS] 873 00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:34,373 - Help! He's trying to kill us!-Oh, here's lovebirds. [GRUNTS] 874 00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:36,001 - [ALLY SCREAMS]-[JAY GRUNTING] 875 00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:38,169 - No! No, no, no. - You've got the wrong people. 876 00:39:38,170 --> 00:39:40,379 - Hey. What are you doing?-He only kills couples, right? 877 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:42,131 - We're not a couple! - We barely know each other. 878 00:39:42,132 --> 00:39:43,717 So back the fuck off! 879 00:39:44,259 --> 00:39:46,053 OPERATOR OVER PHONE:911, what's your emergency? 880 00:39:46,803 --> 00:39:47,971 [ALLY SCREAMS] Run! 881 00:39:50,891 --> 00:39:53,268 Help! Help! 882 00:39:54,186 --> 00:39:55,186 Help us! 883 00:39:55,187 --> 00:39:57,272 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 884 00:40:02,653 --> 00:40:04,320 JAY: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 885 00:40:04,321 --> 00:40:05,405 What? 886 00:40:07,491 --> 00:40:08,575 Did you hear that? 887 00:40:10,536 --> 00:40:11,661 I don't hear anything. 888 00:40:11,662 --> 00:40:13,539 - [SCREAMING]-Oh, shit! 889 00:40:14,456 --> 00:40:15,457 - Ally!-[GRUNTING] 890 00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:18,042 Get off of her! 891 00:40:18,043 --> 00:40:19,837 Hey, hey! 892 00:40:24,174 --> 00:40:25,384 [GROANS] 893 00:40:26,635 --> 00:40:28,637 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 894 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:34,476 [GRUNTS, SCREAMS] 895 00:40:36,895 --> 00:40:38,146 [PANTING] 896 00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:43,527 [GRUNTING] 897 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,200 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 898 00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:09,845 [BREATH TREMBLING] 899 00:41:11,513 --> 00:41:13,473 [SLOW, RHYTHMIC CREAKING] 900 00:41:24,151 --> 00:41:25,277 [BREATH TREMBLING] 901 00:41:27,696 --> 00:41:28,947 [CREAKING CONTINUES] 902 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:33,784 [BREATH TREMBLING] 903 00:41:33,785 --> 00:41:35,037 [CREAKING STOPS] 904 00:41:41,835 --> 00:41:43,211 [WHIMPERS SOFTLY] 905 00:41:43,212 --> 00:41:44,754 [MECHANICAL CLANK] 906 00:41:44,755 --> 00:41:46,590 [MECHANICAL WHIRRING] 907 00:41:47,174 --> 00:41:48,884 [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING] 908 00:41:59,937 --> 00:42:01,521 - [MECHANICAL CLANK]-[GRUNTS] - [MECHANICAL CLANK]-[GRUNTS] 909 00:42:01,522 --> 00:42:03,232 [WHIRRING CONTINUES FASTER] 910 00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:05,108 [GROANING] 911 00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:11,405 [BLADE RINGS] 912 00:42:11,406 --> 00:42:12,533 [GRUNTS] 913 00:42:14,201 --> 00:42:15,536 [GRUNTING] 914 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,209 [SCREAMS] 915 00:42:26,922 --> 00:42:27,840 [SCREAMS] 916 00:42:29,174 --> 00:42:30,509 [BOTH GRUNTING] 917 00:42:32,761 --> 00:42:33,887 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 918 00:42:34,638 --> 00:42:35,514 [SCREAMING] 919 00:42:40,435 --> 00:42:41,436 [YELLS] 920 00:42:43,814 --> 00:42:45,232 [GRUNTING, PANTING] 921 00:42:49,194 --> 00:42:50,112 [SCREAMS] 922 00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:52,489 [GRUNTING] 923 00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:57,994 No! No! No! 924 00:42:57,995 --> 00:42:59,663 [SIREN WAILING] 925 00:42:59,997 --> 00:43:01,790 Help! He's right behind... Help! He's right behind... 926 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,499 [CAR DOORS OPENING] 927 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:04,584 OFFICER 1: Here! 928 00:43:04,585 --> 00:43:06,003 - ...me.-[CAR DOORS CLOSING] 929 00:43:07,796 --> 00:43:10,132 He was-- He was right here. 930 00:43:10,924 --> 00:43:12,217 OFFICER 2: I'll go check it out. 931 00:43:14,178 --> 00:43:15,179 Oh, my God. Jay. 932 00:43:16,138 --> 00:43:18,014 - Jay, is he okay?-I don't know who 933 00:43:18,015 --> 00:43:19,849 - you're talking about.-Jay Simmonds. 934 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:22,268 We were with each other allnight and-and we got attacked 935 00:43:22,269 --> 00:43:23,936 and we got separatedback there. I... 936 00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:26,147 - You just left him?-No, I didn't leave him! 937 00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:28,691 - OFFICER OVER RADIO: All units. - All units, stand down. 938 00:43:28,692 --> 00:43:30,526 We have Heart Eyes. 939 00:43:30,527 --> 00:43:32,570 - I repeat, we have Heart Eyes.-Yes! We got that motherfucker! 940 00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:34,488 Seattle PD, baby! Fuck, yeah! 941 00:43:34,489 --> 00:43:36,657 OFFICER OVER RADIO: On behalf ofSeattle PD, I just wanna say... 942 00:43:36,658 --> 00:43:38,034 OFFICER 1: Yeah, congratulations. 943 00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:39,995 OFFICER OVER RADIO:Incredible teamwork, huh? 944 00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:45,834 Hey! Hey, you need to back up! 945 00:43:47,336 --> 00:43:49,170 - Fucking weirdos.-BOY: What did I do? 946 00:43:49,171 --> 00:43:50,255 Detectives. 947 00:43:52,257 --> 00:43:53,342 Here she is. 948 00:43:54,343 --> 00:43:55,593 Detective Zeke Hobbs. 949 00:43:55,594 --> 00:43:57,888 This is my partner, Detective Jeanine Shaw. 950 00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:01,391 Hobbs and Shaw? 951 00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:04,394 Like the movie? 952 00:44:07,231 --> 00:44:09,065 - Haven't heard of it.-Haven't seen it. 953 00:44:09,066 --> 00:44:11,652 - We're here to ID a murderer.-Oh, my God. Jay? 954 00:44:12,778 --> 00:44:13,779 Jay! 955 00:44:14,947 --> 00:44:16,949 - Jay, are you okay?-Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 956 00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:19,451 - Jay!-Nope. 957 00:44:20,577 --> 00:44:22,203 Jay, are you okay? 958 00:44:22,204 --> 00:44:25,498 Uh, no, Ally, I'm not okay. 959 00:44:25,499 --> 00:44:28,168 - Thank you for asking. - You ditched me. 960 00:44:28,919 --> 00:44:31,045 What? I did not ditch you! 961 00:44:31,046 --> 00:44:34,090 Oh, yes, you did! You absolutelyditched me. We were a team. 962 00:44:34,091 --> 00:44:37,718 I was being chasedby a fucking serial killer! 963 00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:41,973 I know! I also wasbeing chased by a serial killer. 964 00:44:41,974 --> 00:44:44,892 - What the fuck does that mean?-Jay, you're tall and ripped 965 00:44:44,893 --> 00:44:47,603 and perfectly capableof defending yourself. 966 00:44:47,604 --> 00:44:49,897 Ally, I really appreciatethe compliments, 967 00:44:49,898 --> 00:44:51,315 especially coming from you, 968 00:44:51,316 --> 00:44:53,317 but right nowis not the time, okay? 969 00:44:53,318 --> 00:44:55,403 These muscles were not madefor violence! 970 00:44:55,404 --> 00:44:56,654 They're for cuddling! 971 00:44:56,655 --> 00:44:58,239 - Okay.-JAY: Hey, we're talking here! 972 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:00,449 - Guys, this was not him. - We were together all night. - Guys, this was not him. - We were together all night. 973 00:45:00,450 --> 00:45:02,118 Heart Eyes was after both of us. 974 00:45:02,119 --> 00:45:05,497 Ma'am... We found this manin the park wearing this 975 00:45:06,790 --> 00:45:08,374 and in possession of this. 976 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:09,625 JAY: Come on! 977 00:45:09,626 --> 00:45:11,919 No, that's--That's not possible. 978 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,172 Jay didn't do this. 979 00:45:14,006 --> 00:45:15,007 Maybe. 980 00:45:16,425 --> 00:45:18,010 Maybe Jay wasn't acting alone. 981 00:45:19,052 --> 00:45:20,136 - What?-JAY: What? 982 00:45:20,137 --> 00:45:21,679 We're gonna have to take your 983 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,724 tall, ripped friend infor questioning. 984 00:45:26,268 --> 00:45:28,394 Oh! [CHUCKLES] 985 00:45:28,395 --> 00:45:31,690 - Hey, good going. Really great.-[ENGINE STARTS] 986 00:45:34,067 --> 00:45:35,693 See you at the station, I guess. 987 00:45:35,694 --> 00:45:36,820 [SIREN WHOOPS] 988 00:45:38,405 --> 00:45:40,365 [WHISPERS] Fuck. 989 00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:44,411 JAY: What is this? 990 00:45:45,162 --> 00:45:46,163 That's a ring. 991 00:45:46,747 --> 00:45:47,872 [HOBBS SIGHS] 992 00:45:47,873 --> 00:45:50,249 - Read it.-Read what? 993 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,502 - Let me help you out. - Let me help you out. 994 00:45:52,503 --> 00:45:53,587 It says, "JS." 995 00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:58,508 - As in "Jay Simmonds."-"Jay Simmonds." 996 00:45:58,509 --> 00:46:00,551 You are really good. You are really good. 997 00:46:00,552 --> 00:46:02,386 You're really goodat detective work. 998 00:46:02,387 --> 00:46:04,097 That was really--It's impressive. 999 00:46:09,102 --> 00:46:10,103 [WHISPERS] That sarcasm? 1000 00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:14,732 A, I am not married. 1001 00:46:14,733 --> 00:46:18,986 B, why would I leave a weddingband at the scene of the crime? 1002 00:46:18,987 --> 00:46:20,196 And C, 1003 00:46:20,197 --> 00:46:22,532 who gets their own initials 1004 00:46:22,533 --> 00:46:24,784 engraved in theirown fucking wedding band? 1005 00:46:24,785 --> 00:46:26,035 Also, D, 1006 00:46:26,036 --> 00:46:27,955 yes, that was sarcasm. 1007 00:46:28,622 --> 00:46:30,706 - Hey, hey, hey! Hobbs.-Hey, relax. Relax! 1008 00:46:30,707 --> 00:46:32,417 Take five. Go. Go. 1009 00:46:33,669 --> 00:46:34,670 Cool down. 1010 00:46:35,295 --> 00:46:37,506 Come on. 1011 00:46:41,635 --> 00:46:42,719 [SHAW SIGHS] 1012 00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:47,306 I'm sorry. He can geta little hot under the collar. 1013 00:46:47,307 --> 00:46:49,058 Yeah. No kidding. 1014 00:46:49,059 --> 00:46:51,143 - Do you need anything? - Water, coffee? 1015 00:46:51,144 --> 00:46:54,606 - I am fine, thank you very much.-Okay. 1016 00:46:59,278 --> 00:47:00,279 Just you and me. Just you and me. 1017 00:47:01,363 --> 00:47:03,907 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1018 00:47:06,702 --> 00:47:08,662 I want you to look mein the eyes 1019 00:47:09,830 --> 00:47:11,164 and tell me the truth. 1020 00:47:14,793 --> 00:47:15,794 All right. 1021 00:47:16,628 --> 00:47:18,087 How long have you known Ally? 1022 00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:19,798 [CHUCKLES] Fourteen hours. 1023 00:47:21,884 --> 00:47:23,260 You seem to care about her. 1024 00:47:26,388 --> 00:47:28,307 Yeah. Maybe I do. 1025 00:47:32,144 --> 00:47:34,854 But that ring. That's... It's not yours, correct? 1026 00:47:34,855 --> 00:47:37,482 No. Again, I am not married. 1027 00:47:38,150 --> 00:47:39,150 You're not married. 1028 00:47:39,151 --> 00:47:40,860 I mean, it's not, like, by choice or anything. 1029 00:47:40,861 --> 00:47:43,362 I just haven't metthe right person. 1030 00:47:43,363 --> 00:47:44,531 You're telling me. 1031 00:47:45,657 --> 00:47:48,035 - You're---Single. Shocker. 1032 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,121 Kind of. 1033 00:47:52,039 --> 00:47:53,707 No-- You really, um... 1034 00:47:55,459 --> 00:47:56,543 [CHUCKLING] 1035 00:47:58,086 --> 00:47:59,755 Okay. Um... [CLEARS THROAT] 1036 00:48:00,964 --> 00:48:03,257 Lady, I have been waiting herefor over an hour. 1037 00:48:03,258 --> 00:48:05,551 - First of all, it's "officer."-[TALK RADIO PLAYING QUIETLY] 1038 00:48:05,552 --> 00:48:07,261 Second, I already told you 1039 00:48:07,262 --> 00:48:08,971 they're interrogatingthe suspect. 1040 00:48:08,972 --> 00:48:11,474 And I already told you they'reinterrogating the wrong guy. 1041 00:48:11,475 --> 00:48:13,309 Can you pleasejust go back there 1042 00:48:13,310 --> 00:48:15,186 and give me some sortof information? 1043 00:48:15,187 --> 00:48:17,563 DAVID: Sorry, Fran. The ethernetcable was all frayed. 1044 00:48:17,564 --> 00:48:20,650 - Should be working now.-Thanks, David. 1045 00:48:20,651 --> 00:48:24,529 What's a five-letter wordfor a dog ending in H? 1046 00:48:24,530 --> 00:48:25,614 Bitch? 1047 00:48:26,323 --> 00:48:27,324 Excuse me? 1048 00:48:28,075 --> 00:48:29,076 Female dog. 1049 00:48:31,828 --> 00:48:34,331 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 1050 00:48:34,957 --> 00:48:37,835 Can you please go back there nowand give me some sort of update? 1051 00:48:40,379 --> 00:48:41,922 - Fine.-Thank you. 1052 00:48:42,381 --> 00:48:44,842 Hey. Do we know each other? 1053 00:48:45,717 --> 00:48:47,594 No, I don't think so. 1054 00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:49,471 Bumble. 1055 00:48:49,972 --> 00:48:52,557 Yeah, no. I'm... I'm not on the apps. 1056 00:48:52,558 --> 00:48:54,892 Oh. It's a waste of time anyway. 1057 00:48:54,893 --> 00:48:56,019 Hmm. 1058 00:48:57,938 --> 00:48:59,731 - Just shooting my shot here. - Um... 1059 00:49:00,691 --> 00:49:03,192 Could I take you out to coffeesometime? I'll pay for it. 1060 00:49:03,193 --> 00:49:06,446 [SIGHS] I almostgot murdered tonight. 1061 00:49:08,282 --> 00:49:10,033 - I am so sorry. Um...-Yeah. 1062 00:49:10,826 --> 00:49:12,827 Stay safe. Have a good night. 1063 00:49:12,828 --> 00:49:13,954 Thank you. 1064 00:49:14,705 --> 00:49:17,040 - [DOOR OPENS]-Where the hell is everybody? 1065 00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:18,709 DAVID: Celebrating. 1066 00:49:20,752 --> 00:49:22,129 They caught Heart Eyes. 1067 00:49:33,932 --> 00:49:35,559 SHAW: So, what elsedo you want to tell me? 1068 00:49:36,393 --> 00:49:38,270 - I'm not a serial killer.-[SHAW CHUCKLES] 1069 00:49:39,438 --> 00:49:40,814 So there's that. 1070 00:49:40,939 --> 00:49:44,567 Were you in Bostonin February of '23 1071 00:49:44,568 --> 00:49:46,737 and Philadelphiain February of '24? 1072 00:49:48,405 --> 00:49:49,405 I... 1073 00:49:49,406 --> 00:49:52,200 - Let me rephrase. - You were in Boston and Philly. 1074 00:49:52,201 --> 00:49:53,701 Same dates and locations 1075 00:49:53,702 --> 00:49:55,787 as HEK'stwo prior killing sprees. 1076 00:49:57,539 --> 00:49:58,874 Jay, I got to admit... 1077 00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:01,293 that doesn't look very good. that doesn't look very good. 1078 00:50:02,294 --> 00:50:04,045 I don't knowwhat you want me to say. 1079 00:50:04,046 --> 00:50:07,925 I'm a freelancer, so yeah, I travel for, like, work. 1080 00:50:09,510 --> 00:50:11,845 Do you ever get lonelyon the road? 1081 00:50:13,472 --> 00:50:16,724 I like to thinkthat I can keep myself busy. 1082 00:50:16,725 --> 00:50:18,477 Yeah? How? 1083 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:20,561 How do you blow off steam 1084 00:50:20,562 --> 00:50:22,898 when you're alonewith your thoughts, Jay? 1085 00:50:25,651 --> 00:50:27,069 Do you go to a vineyard? 1086 00:50:28,237 --> 00:50:29,404 Maybe a spa? 1087 00:50:32,908 --> 00:50:34,910 [TALK RADIO CONTINUES QUIETLY] 1088 00:50:39,623 --> 00:50:40,623 - Holy... Who---[CLANKS] 1089 00:50:40,624 --> 00:50:41,708 [GASPS] 1090 00:50:43,377 --> 00:50:45,628 MAN OVER RADIO: So, for HEKto come out of the blue 1091 00:50:45,629 --> 00:50:49,048 and denounce Valentine's Dayand all it stands for... 1092 00:50:49,049 --> 00:50:50,133 Hello? 1093 00:50:50,259 --> 00:50:52,134 ...by cutting these couplesdown to size. 1094 00:50:52,135 --> 00:50:54,596 In my professional opinion, what we have here... 1095 00:50:55,681 --> 00:50:57,139 - Detective.-[SIGHS] 1096 00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:58,558 We got an HWW out front. 1097 00:50:58,559 --> 00:50:59,976 What do you want me to dowith her? 1098 00:50:59,977 --> 00:51:01,227 An HWW? 1099 00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,895 BOTH: "Hysterical white woman." 1100 00:51:02,896 --> 00:51:04,064 I'll handle her. 1101 00:51:05,566 --> 00:51:06,567 You sit tight. 1102 00:51:07,276 --> 00:51:08,986 - [DOOR CLOSES]-We're not done yet. 1103 00:51:11,071 --> 00:51:12,072 I'll be here. 1104 00:51:13,031 --> 00:51:14,950 He just snapped. 1105 00:51:15,367 --> 00:51:19,537 And he made it a pointto kill again and again 1106 00:51:19,538 --> 00:51:23,040 until the very conceptof an entire day dedicated 1107 00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:26,795 to couples and romanceis eradicated. 1108 00:51:27,713 --> 00:51:32,634 He sneaks into your houseand waits in the dark. 1109 00:51:33,343 --> 00:51:37,431 Cunning and quiet as a corpse. 1110 00:51:38,974 --> 00:51:41,977 And then, when you least expect it... 1111 00:51:43,854 --> 00:51:48,941 he pulls outone of the many, many, many toys 1112 00:51:48,942 --> 00:51:51,486 from his tools. 1113 00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:54,239 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 1114 00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:09,754 FRAN: What the hellare you doing? 1115 00:52:09,755 --> 00:52:10,838 God... 1116 00:52:10,839 --> 00:52:12,549 bless the USA. 1117 00:52:13,008 --> 00:52:14,091 - Told ya.-Yeah. 1118 00:52:14,092 --> 00:52:15,177 I'm so sorry. 1119 00:52:16,386 --> 00:52:18,429 - Are you letting him go?-Not yet. 1120 00:52:18,430 --> 00:52:19,514 Why the hell not? 1121 00:52:19,515 --> 00:52:21,390 - He's innocent.-Mm-hmm. 1122 00:52:21,391 --> 00:52:22,683 Well, then tell me something. 1123 00:52:22,684 --> 00:52:24,644 Why is the Heart Eyes Killerafter him? 1124 00:52:24,645 --> 00:52:26,730 - You're not a couple.-I don't know. 1125 00:52:27,439 --> 00:52:30,858 I assume he saw usand thought we were together. 1126 00:52:30,859 --> 00:52:31,944 Why? 1127 00:52:33,737 --> 00:52:34,738 We... 1128 00:52:36,782 --> 00:52:37,824 kissed. 1129 00:52:41,286 --> 00:52:43,872 [STUTTERS] We had--We had to kiss. 1130 00:52:45,123 --> 00:52:47,960 We had to kiss because... because my ex... 1131 00:52:48,919 --> 00:52:51,463 he was there, and I was jealous. 1132 00:52:52,631 --> 00:52:54,632 - It's really stupid, I know.-Okay. 1133 00:52:54,633 --> 00:52:55,717 I get it. 1134 00:52:56,844 --> 00:52:57,845 I do. 1135 00:53:01,765 --> 00:53:05,059 So you're not interestedin him romantically? 1136 00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:06,143 [COIN CLINKS] 1137 00:53:06,144 --> 00:53:07,604 Why is that relevant? 1138 00:53:08,522 --> 00:53:09,648 Just girl talk. 1139 00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:11,984 I mean, he's cute, he has a... 1140 00:53:12,693 --> 00:53:14,611 really good job. 1141 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,740 Perfect candidatefor a little girl like yourself. 1142 00:53:20,909 --> 00:53:22,661 A little girl like myself? 1143 00:53:25,330 --> 00:53:26,455 - [LIGHTS CLANK]-[ALLY SCREAMS] 1144 00:53:26,456 --> 00:53:28,457 - [SHAW SIGHS]-[ALLY WHIMPERS] 1145 00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:29,667 SHAW: Oh, relax. 1146 00:53:29,668 --> 00:53:31,377 - Probably just the breaker.-[FLASHLIGHT CLICKS] 1147 00:53:31,378 --> 00:53:32,545 ALLY: That's what people say 1148 00:53:32,546 --> 00:53:33,964 before they get stabbedto death. 1149 00:53:35,591 --> 00:53:36,717 How would you know? 1150 00:53:38,886 --> 00:53:39,887 Watch her. 1151 00:53:42,347 --> 00:53:43,890 - ALLY: No, no, no, no, no. - She said to watch me. 1152 00:53:43,891 --> 00:53:45,975 FRAN: Calm down, I'm just getting a flashlight. 1153 00:53:45,976 --> 00:53:48,645 Little space? Any closer, you'd be inside me. 1154 00:53:49,354 --> 00:53:51,064 - ALLY: I'm sorry. - I'm just scared. 1155 00:53:53,025 --> 00:53:55,360 - No, no, no, no. Careful. - He hides in closets. 1156 00:54:04,494 --> 00:54:05,996 No killers in here. 1157 00:54:07,331 --> 00:54:09,499 - [ALLY SCREAMING]-[FRAN CHOKING] 1158 00:54:14,505 --> 00:54:16,172 [FRAN GRUNTS] 1159 00:54:16,173 --> 00:54:17,715 - [SCREAMS]-[FRAN GROANS] 1160 00:54:17,716 --> 00:54:19,843 - [SHARP THUD]-[BLOOD SPLASHES] 1161 00:54:20,552 --> 00:54:23,096 - [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING]-[SOFT BEEP] 1162 00:54:25,807 --> 00:54:27,684 [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 1163 00:54:42,324 --> 00:54:43,534 [YELLS] 1164 00:54:48,664 --> 00:54:49,665 [BLADE RINGS] 1165 00:54:50,499 --> 00:54:51,500 ALLY: Help! 1166 00:54:53,961 --> 00:54:55,294 - Hey! Hey! What's happening?-[SCREAMS] 1167 00:54:55,295 --> 00:54:56,588 - He's here.-Who? 1168 00:54:58,590 --> 00:54:59,966 Go! Get back! Get back! 1169 00:54:59,967 --> 00:55:01,385 [PANTING] 1170 00:55:05,597 --> 00:55:07,473 [GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE] 1171 00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:10,601 - [SHAW SCREAMS IN DISTANCE]-Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey! 1172 00:55:10,602 --> 00:55:12,311 Where are you going? Uncuff me. 1173 00:55:12,312 --> 00:55:13,814 Don't worry, lover boy. 1174 00:55:14,523 --> 00:55:16,482 I'll protect you. [KISSES] 1175 00:55:16,483 --> 00:55:19,360 - [DOOR CLOSES]-No. No. No. 1176 00:55:19,361 --> 00:55:21,445 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1177 00:55:21,446 --> 00:55:23,448 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1178 00:55:27,536 --> 00:55:29,079 JAY: [MUFFLED] God! Damn it! 1179 00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:34,751 Shaw? 1180 00:55:38,672 --> 00:55:39,923 [JAY GROANS] 1181 00:55:54,146 --> 00:55:55,147 Shaw! 1182 00:55:57,024 --> 00:55:58,317 [GASPS SOFTLY] 1183 00:55:59,776 --> 00:56:01,945 - [BLADE STABS]-[GRUNTING WEAKLY] - [BLADE STABS]-[GRUNTING WEAKLY] 1184 00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:06,491 [SCREAMING] 1185 00:56:10,204 --> 00:56:12,288 - [BODY THUDS]-[SCREAM ECHOES IN DISTANCE] 1186 00:56:12,289 --> 00:56:14,290 [PANTING, GRUNTING] 1187 00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:16,376 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1188 00:56:26,887 --> 00:56:28,972 - [SHARP THUMPING]-[GASPS] 1189 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:31,015 [JAY GRUNTING OVER SPEAKERS] 1190 00:56:31,016 --> 00:56:33,017 - ALLY: Jay?-[THUMPING] 1191 00:56:33,018 --> 00:56:35,102 - Jay!-[GRUNTING] 1192 00:56:35,103 --> 00:56:36,522 ALLY: Jay, can you hear me? 1193 00:56:37,105 --> 00:56:38,689 OVER SPEAKER:Uh, yes, yes, Ally. 1194 00:56:38,690 --> 00:56:40,858 Ally, you've gottafind the keys. 1195 00:56:40,859 --> 00:56:44,070 - Uh, Hobbs has the keys, okay? - You have to find Hobbs 1196 00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:47,658 'cause he locked me in herelike a fucking asshole. 1197 00:56:49,785 --> 00:56:50,786 Ally? 1198 00:56:53,789 --> 00:56:54,790 Ally? 1199 00:56:58,794 --> 00:57:00,087 [GRUNTS] She ditched me. [GRUNTS] She ditched me. 1200 00:57:02,464 --> 00:57:03,548 That's okay. 1201 00:57:03,549 --> 00:57:05,259 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]-[SIGHS] 1202 00:57:05,801 --> 00:57:06,801 Ally? 1203 00:57:06,802 --> 00:57:08,011 - [LOCK BEEPS]-[DOOR OPENS] 1204 00:57:08,136 --> 00:57:09,596 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1205 00:57:19,523 --> 00:57:21,316 [METALLIC SCRAPING] 1206 00:57:22,317 --> 00:57:23,861 [BREATH TREMBLING] 1207 00:57:25,279 --> 00:57:26,280 Hey. 1208 00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:31,535 Come on. 1209 00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:33,120 Hey, come on. 1210 00:57:33,453 --> 00:57:34,538 This is not fair! 1211 00:57:37,124 --> 00:57:38,125 Shit! 1212 00:57:39,626 --> 00:57:41,460 - [GUNSHOT]-[GLASS CRACKLING] 1213 00:57:41,461 --> 00:57:43,130 [GUNSHOT] 1214 00:57:47,926 --> 00:57:49,469 Die. [YELLS] 1215 00:57:51,388 --> 00:57:52,514 JAY: Ally! Ally! 1216 00:57:53,182 --> 00:57:54,808 Goddamn! I'm right here! 1217 00:57:56,977 --> 00:57:58,561 Jay! [GRUNTS] 1218 00:57:58,562 --> 00:57:59,646 Careful! Careful. 1219 00:58:00,606 --> 00:58:02,481 [ALLY GROANS, GRUNTS] 1220 00:58:02,482 --> 00:58:04,276 - Hi.-Hi. [GRUNTS] 1221 00:58:05,861 --> 00:58:06,861 [PANTING] 1222 00:58:06,862 --> 00:58:08,238 [CHUCKLING] Are you okay? 1223 00:58:09,615 --> 00:58:11,616 You're a terrible shot, by the way. 1224 00:58:11,617 --> 00:58:13,410 - Don't fucking push it, Romeo.-Ooh. 1225 00:58:14,411 --> 00:58:16,621 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1226 00:58:16,622 --> 00:58:18,581 - No! Hey!-Ally! 1227 00:58:18,582 --> 00:58:20,708 - ALLY: Stop! [SCREAMS]-No, no, no! Ally! 1228 00:58:20,709 --> 00:58:22,001 - [TIRES SQUEAL]-[HORN BLARES] 1229 00:58:22,002 --> 00:58:23,377 DRIVER: Fucking assholes! 1230 00:58:23,378 --> 00:58:24,712 You saved my life. 1231 00:58:24,713 --> 00:58:25,881 You saved mine. 1232 00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:27,591 I owed you one. 1233 00:58:30,385 --> 00:58:32,053 [GLASS CLATTERING] 1234 00:58:32,054 --> 00:58:33,429 ALLY: We're not together! 1235 00:58:33,430 --> 00:58:36,015 - Go kill somebody else!-Get up. Get up. Get up. 1236 00:58:36,016 --> 00:58:37,684 - Get up. Get up. Get up.-He's coming. He's coming. 1237 00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:44,148 - [MOVIE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]-[LIVELY CHATTER] 1238 00:58:44,149 --> 00:58:47,276 - Oh, fuck. - Do you know what we just did? 1239 00:58:47,277 --> 00:58:49,987 Yeah. We led a couples-killingmaniac to a, uh... 1240 00:58:49,988 --> 00:58:51,989 - To an all-you-can-kill buffet.-Come on. 1241 00:58:51,990 --> 00:58:54,784 HILDY: A big fat lummox like youhiring an aeroplane to write, 1242 00:58:54,785 --> 00:58:58,372 - "Hildy, don't be hasty. - Remember my dimple. Walter." 1243 00:58:58,747 --> 00:59:00,206 Delayed our divorce 20 minutes Delayed our divorce 20 minutes 1244 00:59:00,207 --> 00:59:02,041 while the judgewent out to watch it. 1245 00:59:02,042 --> 00:59:03,627 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1246 00:59:06,839 --> 00:59:08,006 WOMAN: Are you kidding me? 1247 00:59:09,925 --> 00:59:11,968 MAN: Oh, shit! 1248 00:59:11,969 --> 00:59:13,594 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 1249 00:59:13,595 --> 00:59:14,847 [LAUGHTER] 1250 00:59:17,307 --> 00:59:19,393 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1251 00:59:20,769 --> 00:59:22,229 MAN 1: Yo, that costume is dope. 1252 00:59:25,899 --> 00:59:27,025 MAN 2: I don't like that. 1253 00:59:30,070 --> 00:59:31,613 WOMAN 1: That's not him, right? 1254 00:59:32,948 --> 00:59:34,073 MAN 3: What the fuck? 1255 00:59:34,074 --> 00:59:35,157 WOMAN 2: It is him! 1256 00:59:35,158 --> 00:59:36,242 WALTER: Was it my fault? 1257 00:59:36,243 --> 00:59:38,995 Did I know that coal minewas gonna have another cave-in? 1258 00:59:38,996 --> 00:59:42,124 I intended to be with youon our honeymoon, Hildy. 1259 00:59:42,249 --> 00:59:43,666 - MAN 4: 'Sup, man?-[BLADE STABS] 1260 00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:45,043 [CHOKING] 1261 00:59:46,044 --> 00:59:48,629 HILDY: I spent two weeks ina coal mine with John Kruptzky. 1262 00:59:48,630 --> 00:59:50,256 You don't deny that, do you, Walter? 1263 00:59:50,257 --> 00:59:51,507 - WALTER: Deny it? - I'm proud of it. 1264 00:59:51,508 --> 00:59:53,176 We beat the whole countryon that story. 1265 00:59:53,177 --> 00:59:55,261 HILDY: Suppose we did. Thatisn't what I got married for! 1266 00:59:55,262 --> 00:59:56,346 Excuse us. 1267 00:59:57,848 --> 00:59:58,891 WOMAN 3: What a creep. 1268 01:00:04,021 --> 01:00:05,021 Left. Left. 1269 01:00:05,022 --> 01:00:07,149 No. Right. Go. Go, go, go. 1270 01:00:08,233 --> 01:00:09,234 Turn. 1271 01:00:11,778 --> 01:00:12,779 In here. 1272 01:00:14,615 --> 01:00:16,241 [BOTH PANTING] 1273 01:00:19,745 --> 01:00:21,622 - [QUIET THUMPING]-[GASPS] 1274 01:00:26,585 --> 01:00:27,835 Hmm? 1275 01:00:27,836 --> 01:00:30,588 [WHISPERS] Put a fucking shirton. There's a killer after us. 1276 01:00:30,589 --> 01:00:33,090 - WOMAN: Mm. Oh, what is it?-[BOTTLES CLINK] 1277 01:00:33,091 --> 01:00:35,301 - [CHUCKLES]-JAY: The Heart Eyes Killer. 1278 01:00:35,302 --> 01:00:37,679 - He's out there right now. - We need to be quiet. 1279 01:00:38,055 --> 01:00:41,390 Oh! Dude, that's so hot.[CHUCKLES] Fuck. 1280 01:00:41,391 --> 01:00:43,518 - We love role-play. [LAUGHS]-Yeah. 1281 01:00:43,519 --> 01:00:45,978 - WOMAN: Oh, my God. He's coming.-We're so dead. 1282 01:00:45,979 --> 01:00:47,980 WOMAN: Oh, he's so scary and big. 1283 01:00:47,981 --> 01:00:49,482 - [SIGHS] We can't stay here.-No. 1284 01:00:49,483 --> 01:00:51,609 [BOTH LAUGHING, MOANING] 1285 01:00:51,610 --> 01:00:53,528 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]-[MOVIE CONTINUES PLAYING] 1286 01:00:53,529 --> 01:00:55,154 - ...without shuddering.-Walter... 1287 01:00:55,155 --> 01:00:56,864 I made a great reporterout of you, Hildy. 1288 01:00:56,865 --> 01:00:58,991 You won't be half as goodon another paper. You know it. 1289 01:00:58,992 --> 01:01:00,076 We're a team. We're a team. 1290 01:01:00,077 --> 01:01:02,161 You need me, I need you, the paper needs us! 1291 01:01:02,162 --> 01:01:03,330 Sold, American! 1292 01:01:03,664 --> 01:01:04,664 [SIGHS] 1293 01:01:04,665 --> 01:01:06,374 It just didn't work out, Walter. 1294 01:01:06,375 --> 01:01:08,167 - MAN: Oh, fuck.-[WOMAN MOANS] 1295 01:01:08,168 --> 01:01:09,919 [SUCKS TEETH] 1296 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,838 Maybe we lay lowfor a little bit. 1297 01:01:11,839 --> 01:01:12,964 Yeah. 1298 01:01:12,965 --> 01:01:14,091 HILDY: I wasn't satisfied. 1299 01:01:14,633 --> 01:01:16,050 I suppose I proposed to you? 1300 01:01:16,051 --> 01:01:17,134 You practically did. 1301 01:01:17,135 --> 01:01:19,303 Making goo-goo eyes at mefor two years. 1302 01:01:19,304 --> 01:01:21,264 "Oh, Walter." And I still... 1303 01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:23,307 I actually kind oflike this movie. 1304 01:01:23,308 --> 01:01:25,226 - MAN: Yeah, you like that?-[WOMAN MOANS] 1305 01:01:25,227 --> 01:01:26,978 - Yeah.-Really? 1306 01:01:26,979 --> 01:01:28,980 - [MAN MOANING]-[OBJECTS CLATTERING] 1307 01:01:28,981 --> 01:01:30,649 Yeah. Are you surprised? 1308 01:01:32,943 --> 01:01:34,485 Little bit, yeah. 1309 01:01:34,486 --> 01:01:35,988 [BOTH MOANING] 1310 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:41,410 I did ditch you. 1311 01:01:43,161 --> 01:01:44,997 N-No. Ditch me? 1312 01:01:46,373 --> 01:01:48,542 [SCOFFS] It's what I'm best at. 1313 01:01:49,251 --> 01:01:50,961 - Ditching people?-Running. 1314 01:01:51,587 --> 01:01:53,796 - Hey, I was holding my own. - You didn't see me? 1315 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:55,924 He was shakingin his little leather boots. 1316 01:01:56,717 --> 01:01:58,719 - [BOTH MOANING]-[THUMPING] 1317 01:02:00,637 --> 01:02:03,139 Jay, I wasn't entirely honestat dinner. 1318 01:02:03,140 --> 01:02:04,473 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 1319 01:02:04,474 --> 01:02:06,476 My parents had this, like... 1320 01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:09,730 storybook romance. 1321 01:02:11,315 --> 01:02:13,066 They were literallyperfect together. 1322 01:02:16,528 --> 01:02:17,821 And then my dad died. 1323 01:02:18,447 --> 01:02:20,449 - [BOTTLES CLATTERING]-[WOMAN GIGGLES] 1324 01:02:21,658 --> 01:02:23,702 I don't thinkmy mom ever fully recovered. 1325 01:02:25,704 --> 01:02:27,371 [SOFT, RHYTHMIC SLAPPING] 1326 01:02:27,372 --> 01:02:28,457 I'm sorry. 1327 01:02:29,499 --> 01:02:30,667 [WOMAN GRUNTING] 1328 01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,295 You know, when I was a kid, 1329 01:02:34,421 --> 01:02:37,716 my parents just... hated each other. 1330 01:02:38,675 --> 01:02:41,886 I mean, they fought... all the time. 1331 01:02:41,887 --> 01:02:43,429 [MAN SIGHS IN PLEASURE] 1332 01:02:43,430 --> 01:02:44,806 JAY: I think that... 1333 01:02:45,933 --> 01:02:47,434 is why I'm just this... 1334 01:02:49,269 --> 01:02:50,729 hapless romantic. 1335 01:02:52,022 --> 01:02:55,566 Just putting every girlI fall for on a pedestal, 1336 01:02:55,567 --> 01:02:58,611 only to havemy heart broken over... 1337 01:02:58,612 --> 01:03:00,363 - WOMAN: More.-and over... - WOMAN: More.-and over... 1338 01:03:00,364 --> 01:03:01,531 WOMAN: More? 1339 01:03:01,532 --> 01:03:02,658 ...and over. 1340 01:03:04,409 --> 01:03:05,618 WOMAN: Keep going. 1341 01:03:05,619 --> 01:03:07,788 - All because they...-[MAN MOANS] 1342 01:03:09,206 --> 01:03:12,333 - They just can't... breathe...-[WOMAN SQUEALS] 1343 01:03:12,334 --> 01:03:14,294 ...my suffocating attempt 1344 01:03:15,629 --> 01:03:18,340 to prove Mom and Dad wrong. 1345 01:03:19,091 --> 01:03:20,634 [BOTH MOANING] 1346 01:03:23,595 --> 01:03:24,680 You know, I think... 1347 01:03:26,431 --> 01:03:29,350 I think tonightshould've been, like, 1348 01:03:29,351 --> 01:03:31,061 the worst night of my life. 1349 01:03:31,562 --> 01:03:32,855 [KISSING] 1350 01:03:35,315 --> 01:03:36,316 But it isn't. 1351 01:03:37,109 --> 01:03:38,777 [SOFT, RHYTHMIC SLAPPING] 1352 01:03:41,446 --> 01:03:42,447 Ditto. 1353 01:03:45,117 --> 01:03:47,285 - MAN: Baby, you're so wet. - WOMAN: Mm-hmm. 1354 01:03:47,286 --> 01:03:48,704 [MOANING LOUDLY] 1355 01:03:49,788 --> 01:03:51,498 - [MAN GRUNTING]-[WOMAN LAUGHING] 1356 01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:55,293 - God, you're so hard!-[SHARP SLAP] 1357 01:03:55,294 --> 01:03:56,627 - WOMAN: Ow!-[ALLY AND JAY LAUGHING] 1358 01:03:56,628 --> 01:03:58,338 [BOTH MOANING] 1359 01:04:00,007 --> 01:04:01,340 At least they're having fun. 1360 01:04:01,341 --> 01:04:03,634 - WOMAN: Oh, shit!-[FABRIC RIPS] 1361 01:04:03,635 --> 01:04:05,887 - [CONTINUES MOANING]-[CHUCKLES] It's kinda loud. 1362 01:04:05,888 --> 01:04:07,889 [BOTH MOANING LOUDLY] 1363 01:04:07,890 --> 01:04:09,182 - Yeah, it's too loud.-[CREAKING] 1364 01:04:09,183 --> 01:04:11,267 - Hey! Shh!-Shut the fuck up! Shh! 1365 01:04:11,268 --> 01:04:13,645 - Shut up! Shut the fuck up.-Quiet down! 1366 01:04:14,313 --> 01:04:16,522 - MAN: Samm! I'm coming!-[EXCLAIMS] Oh, God! 1367 01:04:16,523 --> 01:04:17,690 - MAN: Oh, I'm coming!-JAY: Guys! 1368 01:04:17,691 --> 01:04:18,858 Shut up! Shut up! 1369 01:04:18,859 --> 01:04:21,486 - [MAN MOANING]-[EXCLAIMS, SCREAMS] 1370 01:04:22,988 --> 01:04:24,865 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1371 01:04:31,496 --> 01:04:33,081 [CHOKING] 1372 01:04:38,003 --> 01:04:39,338 [SCREAMING] 1373 01:04:41,048 --> 01:04:44,425 Holy shit. Someone call 911! 1374 01:04:44,426 --> 01:04:46,470 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1375 01:04:48,013 --> 01:04:49,388 [GRUNTS] 1376 01:04:49,389 --> 01:04:50,474 Fuck! 1377 01:04:51,433 --> 01:04:52,768 - [SHARP THUMP]-[GRUNTS] 1378 01:04:57,231 --> 01:04:58,314 Please, no! 1379 01:04:58,315 --> 01:05:00,858 [ALL CLAMORING, SCREAMING] [ALL CLAMORING, SCREAMING] 1380 01:05:00,859 --> 01:05:02,152 [GRUNTS] 1381 01:05:10,953 --> 01:05:11,953 [ENGINE STARTS] 1382 01:05:11,954 --> 01:05:13,455 [SCREAMS] 1383 01:05:16,208 --> 01:05:17,584 [SCREAMS] 1384 01:05:18,752 --> 01:05:20,546 [BOTH CRYING AND WHIMPERING] 1385 01:05:34,142 --> 01:05:36,270 [CLAMORING] 1386 01:05:37,980 --> 01:05:39,480 What are you-- Hey, Ally. 1387 01:05:39,481 --> 01:05:40,982 - What are you doing?-Wait. 1388 01:05:40,983 --> 01:05:42,860 - Wait for what? - He's gonna kill us. 1389 01:05:43,735 --> 01:05:45,320 And if he doesn't kill us, 1390 01:05:46,196 --> 01:05:47,947 he's gonna keep killing people. 1391 01:05:47,948 --> 01:05:49,241 We brought him here, 1392 01:05:50,826 --> 01:05:51,827 we end it here. 1393 01:05:52,369 --> 01:05:54,537 - We-- [BREATH TREMBLING]-Come on. 1394 01:05:54,538 --> 01:05:56,123 I thought we were a team. 1395 01:06:00,544 --> 01:06:02,963 ["PLEASE DON'T GO" BY KCAND THE SUNSHINE BAND PLAYING] 1396 01:06:13,390 --> 01:06:16,894 Babe, I love you so 1397 01:06:19,313 --> 01:06:21,565 I want you to know 1398 01:06:23,066 --> 01:06:26,737 That I'm gonna missyour love 1399 01:06:28,030 --> 01:06:31,949 The minuteyou walk out that door 1400 01:06:31,950 --> 01:06:33,201 So please don't... 1401 01:06:33,202 --> 01:06:35,913 - [SONG STOPS]-[WOMEN SCREAMING, WHIMPERING] 1402 01:06:38,290 --> 01:06:40,000 ALLY: Hey, Fuck Eyes! 1403 01:06:43,504 --> 01:06:44,546 Wait, wait, wait. 1404 01:06:45,464 --> 01:06:46,465 We need a weapon. 1405 01:06:47,591 --> 01:06:48,592 I have this. 1406 01:06:49,468 --> 01:06:51,178 That is not a weapon. 1407 01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:55,097 That could work. 1408 01:06:55,098 --> 01:06:57,309 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1409 01:07:01,438 --> 01:07:03,524 - I don't think I can do that.-What? Hey... 1410 01:07:03,982 --> 01:07:04,983 Yes, you can. 1411 01:07:06,026 --> 01:07:07,027 Come on. 1412 01:07:13,242 --> 01:07:14,618 [ALLY GROANS] 1413 01:07:17,496 --> 01:07:19,248 [BOTH GROANING] 1414 01:07:22,584 --> 01:07:24,335 - [GRUNTS]-[SCREAMS] 1415 01:07:24,336 --> 01:07:25,420 Run! 1416 01:07:28,841 --> 01:07:30,007 - Ally!-[SCREAMS] 1417 01:07:30,008 --> 01:07:31,093 [GRUNTING] 1418 01:07:37,099 --> 01:07:38,809 [EARS RING] 1419 01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:41,603 [GRUNTS WEAKLY] 1420 01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:44,690 [GRUNTING] 1421 01:07:46,650 --> 01:07:47,943 [GRUNTS] 1422 01:07:48,527 --> 01:07:51,071 - [BLADE CLATTERS]-[PANTING] 1423 01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:02,082 [GRUNTING] 1424 01:08:03,292 --> 01:08:04,459 Oh, shit! 1425 01:08:04,835 --> 01:08:05,918 [YELLS] 1426 01:08:05,919 --> 01:08:07,378 [GASPS] 1427 01:08:07,379 --> 01:08:08,629 [YELLS] 1428 01:08:08,630 --> 01:08:10,382 [PANTING] 1429 01:08:12,885 --> 01:08:14,511 [SIGHING] 1430 01:08:19,933 --> 01:08:21,475 Thanks a lot, Jay. 1431 01:08:21,852 --> 01:08:22,852 What? 1432 01:08:22,853 --> 01:08:24,103 [BREATH TREMBLES] 1433 01:08:24,104 --> 01:08:25,688 You got it in my mouth. 1434 01:08:25,689 --> 01:08:27,063 I just saved your life. 1435 01:08:27,064 --> 01:08:28,483 - Oh, my God. - I think I'm gonna be sick. 1436 01:08:28,984 --> 01:08:30,860 - No. Hey.-[STOMACH GURGLING] 1437 01:08:30,861 --> 01:08:31,987 Oh, no, no, no. 1438 01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:36,073 [ALLY RETCHING] 1439 01:08:37,075 --> 01:08:38,285 [COUGHING] 1440 01:08:39,118 --> 01:08:40,244 [GROANS] 1441 01:08:40,245 --> 01:08:42,371 I told youI was not good with blood. 1442 01:08:42,372 --> 01:08:43,582 Yeah, no kidding. 1443 01:08:44,499 --> 01:08:45,751 [ALLY SIGHS] 1444 01:08:48,795 --> 01:08:50,923 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1445 01:09:03,894 --> 01:09:05,520 Uh, who the fuck is that? 1446 01:09:06,563 --> 01:09:07,856 I have no idea. 1447 01:09:14,071 --> 01:09:15,655 WOMAN: He's losta lot of blood here. 1448 01:09:15,656 --> 01:09:16,906 [URGENT CHATTER] 1449 01:09:16,907 --> 01:09:18,533 MAN: Do you havean ID on the victim? 1450 01:09:19,033 --> 01:09:21,495 You two, you're gonna be famous. 1451 01:09:22,037 --> 01:09:24,622 The couplethat stopped Heart Eyes. I... 1452 01:09:25,541 --> 01:09:26,625 [SIGHS] 1453 01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:29,044 It's very cute. 1454 01:09:29,670 --> 01:09:31,045 [STUTTERS] Thank you. Thank you. 1455 01:09:31,046 --> 01:09:32,256 Thank you. 1456 01:09:33,465 --> 01:09:34,925 I'm gonna leave you alone now. 1457 01:09:42,474 --> 01:09:43,850 Shot in the dark here. 1458 01:09:45,269 --> 01:09:46,561 Wanna come back to my hotel 1459 01:09:46,562 --> 01:09:49,189 and try and crack this campaignbefore my flight? 1460 01:09:51,358 --> 01:09:53,193 Just actually eat some dinner. 1461 01:09:53,777 --> 01:09:55,612 Order a whole bunchof room service. 1462 01:09:58,574 --> 01:09:59,741 Um... 1463 01:10:01,243 --> 01:10:03,370 Jay, I can't. 1464 01:10:05,581 --> 01:10:06,790 [SIGHS] 1465 01:10:09,710 --> 01:10:10,878 [SIREN WHOOPS] 1466 01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:12,421 Hey, you two. 1467 01:10:16,049 --> 01:10:18,594 Just wanted to make sureyou both got home safe. 1468 01:10:19,178 --> 01:10:20,470 Either of you need a lift? 1469 01:10:21,096 --> 01:10:23,765 JAY: Um... actually... 1470 01:10:25,642 --> 01:10:27,643 I don't supposeyou have a phone, 1471 01:10:27,644 --> 01:10:29,020 just so I can call a cab? 1472 01:10:29,021 --> 01:10:31,147 - No, don't be silly. - I'll give you a ride home. 1473 01:10:31,148 --> 01:10:32,857 Least I can do. 1474 01:10:32,858 --> 01:10:34,984 - Your chariot awaits.-[JAY CHUCKLES] 1475 01:10:34,985 --> 01:10:36,778 - [CHUCKLES]-Okay. 1476 01:10:41,867 --> 01:10:42,993 Work call later? 1477 01:10:45,412 --> 01:10:46,580 Sounds like a plan. 1478 01:10:50,626 --> 01:10:52,960 Hey, uh, does anyone have a pen? 1479 01:10:52,961 --> 01:10:54,463 - PARAMEDIC: I got you, dude.-Okay. 1480 01:10:56,882 --> 01:10:57,883 Can I see that? 1481 01:10:59,593 --> 01:11:01,553 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] [EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1482 01:11:05,516 --> 01:11:06,934 That's me. 1483 01:11:08,018 --> 01:11:09,186 [HORN HONKS] 1484 01:11:10,437 --> 01:11:11,855 ALLY: Your chariot awaits. 1485 01:11:13,190 --> 01:11:14,232 [SIGHS] 1486 01:11:14,233 --> 01:11:15,984 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1487 01:11:19,071 --> 01:11:20,239 [CHUCKLES] 1488 01:11:21,490 --> 01:11:22,866 She's not my type. 1489 01:11:25,661 --> 01:11:26,995 [ENGINE STARTS] 1490 01:11:30,332 --> 01:11:33,210 ["THIS YEAR'S LOVE"BY DAVID GRAY PLAYING] 1491 01:11:41,093 --> 01:11:43,344 PARAMEDIC: Hey, um, I got another call, 1492 01:11:43,345 --> 01:11:45,471 so I'm just gonnahave to take that 1493 01:11:45,472 --> 01:11:47,808 - and that too.-Uh... 1494 01:11:48,767 --> 01:11:50,685 - This year's love-[DOORS CLOSE] 1495 01:11:50,686 --> 01:11:52,104 - Had better last-[ENGINE STARTS] 1496 01:11:52,896 --> 01:11:54,564 Heaven knows 1497 01:11:54,565 --> 01:11:57,149 - It's high time-[SIREN WHOOPS] 1498 01:11:57,150 --> 01:11:59,277 - I've been waiting-[SIREN WAILING] 1499 01:11:59,278 --> 01:12:00,736 On my own On my own 1500 01:12:00,737 --> 01:12:02,446 WOMAN: Hey, do you need a ride? 1501 01:12:02,447 --> 01:12:04,074 Too long 1502 01:12:06,034 --> 01:12:10,079 And when you hold melike you do 1503 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:13,542 It feels so right, oh, now 1504 01:12:14,585 --> 01:12:16,836 I start to forget 1505 01:12:16,837 --> 01:12:21,382 How my heart gets torn 1506 01:12:21,383 --> 01:12:25,803 When that hurt gets thrown 1507 01:12:25,804 --> 01:12:30,100 Feeling like you can't go on 1508 01:12:32,895 --> 01:12:35,189 [PHONE VIBRATING] 1509 01:12:37,065 --> 01:12:38,192 [PHONE CLICKS] 1510 01:12:39,193 --> 01:12:40,193 Hey. 1511 01:12:40,194 --> 01:12:41,360 MONICA OVER PHONE:Um, do you have 1512 01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,445 something you wanna tell me? 1513 01:12:42,446 --> 01:12:44,071 Oh, you're never gonna believewhat happened. 1514 01:12:44,072 --> 01:12:45,698 - Hello? Heart Eyes? - Are you kidding me? 1515 01:12:45,699 --> 01:12:46,782 But wait, are you okay? 1516 01:12:46,783 --> 01:12:48,367 - Tell me the truth. - Do you need to come over? 1517 01:12:48,368 --> 01:12:49,786 You can sleepin Arthur's panic room. 1518 01:12:51,997 --> 01:12:53,707 No, I hate this feeling. 1519 01:12:54,625 --> 01:12:55,626 What feeling? 1520 01:12:57,336 --> 01:12:58,504 Liking someone. 1521 01:12:59,671 --> 01:13:01,131 God, I fucked up. God, I fucked up. 1522 01:13:02,174 --> 01:13:03,299 I fucked up, Mon. 1523 01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:05,551 I met a really, really great guy, 1524 01:13:05,552 --> 01:13:06,720 and now he's gone. 1525 01:13:09,723 --> 01:13:10,724 Where is he? 1526 01:13:11,350 --> 01:13:12,642 At the airport. 1527 01:13:12,643 --> 01:13:14,894 - Oh. Okay, great. - He's at the airport. Go get him. 1528 01:13:14,895 --> 01:13:15,978 Mon, I-- 1529 01:13:15,979 --> 01:13:18,815 - [SIGHS]-Hey, Ally. Ally, listen to me. 1530 01:13:19,399 --> 01:13:20,858 You deserve to be happy. 1531 01:13:20,859 --> 01:13:23,027 You deserveto have someone love you 1532 01:13:23,028 --> 01:13:26,281 for the beautiful, neurotic mess that you are. 1533 01:13:27,199 --> 01:13:29,242 I mean, you can beso clueless sometimes. 1534 01:13:29,243 --> 01:13:31,744 It's one of the ten thingsI hate about you, honestly. 1535 01:13:31,745 --> 01:13:34,413 You can't let Jay go offto his best friend's wedding 1536 01:13:34,414 --> 01:13:36,040 and hook up witha bunch of bridesmaids 1537 01:13:36,041 --> 01:13:37,543 and move to Notting Hill. No. 1538 01:13:38,085 --> 01:13:39,419 This is love, mama. 1539 01:13:40,087 --> 01:13:42,630 Some kind of wonderful, 1540 01:13:42,631 --> 01:13:45,968 crazy, stupid love, actually. 1541 01:13:46,802 --> 01:13:47,844 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1542 01:13:47,845 --> 01:13:50,805 Go get him. Go getthat beautiful, melanin man. 1543 01:13:50,806 --> 01:13:52,056 - Okay!-He's gorgeous! 1544 01:13:52,057 --> 01:13:54,141 - Oh, my God. Okay,-Ally, go get him right now! 1545 01:13:54,142 --> 01:13:56,185 - I'm going.-I love you! You're beautiful! 1546 01:13:56,186 --> 01:13:58,437 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1547 01:13:58,438 --> 01:14:00,815 WOMAN OVER PA: This is yourfinal call for all passengers WOMAN OVER PA: This is yourfinal call for all passengers 1548 01:14:00,816 --> 01:14:03,318 on flight 403 to Boston. 1549 01:14:04,111 --> 01:14:05,486 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 1550 01:14:05,487 --> 01:14:07,364 - ALLY: Thank you.-[CAR DOOR CLOSES] 1551 01:14:08,615 --> 01:14:09,615 Jay? 1552 01:14:09,616 --> 01:14:11,242 WOMAN OVER PA: Please haveyour boarding pass... 1553 01:14:11,243 --> 01:14:12,994 - Jay!-...and identification ready. 1554 01:14:12,995 --> 01:14:14,079 Thank you. 1555 01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:19,125 Jay? 1556 01:14:19,126 --> 01:14:21,419 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTOVER PA] 1557 01:14:21,420 --> 01:14:22,879 - Jay!-MAN: Fuck! 1558 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:23,964 Sorry. 1559 01:14:27,259 --> 01:14:28,260 Jay! 1560 01:14:31,346 --> 01:14:32,680 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 1561 01:14:32,681 --> 01:14:34,308 I thoughtyou were somebody else. 1562 01:14:34,892 --> 01:14:37,268 WOMAN OVER PA: Paging passengersMr. and Mrs. Jones 1563 01:14:37,269 --> 01:14:38,519 flying to Denver... 1564 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:40,021 - Sorry.-...on flight 273. 1565 01:14:40,022 --> 01:14:42,523 Your flight is boardedand ready for departure. 1566 01:14:42,524 --> 01:14:44,651 - Please make your way...-[PHONE VIBRATING] 1567 01:14:44,776 --> 01:14:46,527 ...to gate lounge 11immediately. 1568 01:14:46,528 --> 01:14:48,654 - Hello?-DISTORTED VOICE: Roses are red, 1569 01:14:48,655 --> 01:14:50,698 violets are black. 1570 01:14:50,699 --> 01:14:52,325 Guess who's with me 1571 01:14:52,326 --> 01:14:54,452 and not coming back? 1572 01:14:54,453 --> 01:14:55,537 Who is this? 1573 01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:58,332 We've met before. 1574 01:14:58,832 --> 01:14:59,999 Forget me not. 1575 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,959 JAY OVER PHONE: Ally! Ally! No! 1576 01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:04,003 Don't-- Do not-- [GRUNTS] 1577 01:15:04,004 --> 01:15:05,714 DISTORTED VOICE:St. Valentine's Chapel. 1578 01:15:06,423 --> 01:15:08,382 Come alone or he dies. 1579 01:15:08,383 --> 01:15:09,468 Okay. 1580 01:15:10,052 --> 01:15:12,638 Call for help, he dies. 1581 01:15:13,263 --> 01:15:14,931 Okay. Just pleasedon't hurt him. 1582 01:15:14,932 --> 01:15:18,309 DISTORTED VOICE: [LAUGHS] That's up to you, sweetheart. 1583 01:15:18,310 --> 01:15:20,728 - [LINE CLICKS]-[PANTING SOFTLY] 1584 01:15:20,729 --> 01:15:22,814 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1585 01:15:25,734 --> 01:15:27,402 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1586 01:15:31,865 --> 01:15:33,867 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1587 01:15:35,244 --> 01:15:36,828 [THUNDER CRASHES] 1588 01:15:48,507 --> 01:15:50,174 [DOORS CREAKING] 1589 01:15:50,175 --> 01:15:52,261 [WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY] 1590 01:15:55,889 --> 01:15:57,641 - [BREATH TREMBLING]-[DOORS CREAKING] 1591 01:16:00,352 --> 01:16:01,728 [DOORS CLOSE] 1592 01:16:03,188 --> 01:16:05,649 DISTORTED VOICE:They say love is blind 1593 01:16:06,441 --> 01:16:09,027 and lovers cannot see, 1594 01:16:11,989 --> 01:16:16,243 the pretty folliesthat they themselves commit. 1595 01:16:18,078 --> 01:16:21,248 But love isn't blind... 1596 01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:23,959 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1597 01:16:25,836 --> 01:16:27,129 [SIGHS] 1598 01:16:29,464 --> 01:16:30,465 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Is it? 1599 01:16:31,717 --> 01:16:32,843 Wait, you're-- 1600 01:16:34,178 --> 01:16:35,179 It's me. 1601 01:16:37,514 --> 01:16:38,515 David. 1602 01:16:43,437 --> 01:16:44,563 The IT guy. 1603 01:16:45,856 --> 01:16:47,941 Wait, who the fuckdid we kill then? 1604 01:16:48,483 --> 01:16:50,319 [LAUGHS] Eli. 1605 01:16:50,819 --> 01:16:52,988 Poor, stupid Eli. 1606 01:16:53,447 --> 01:16:54,989 You guys were a couple? 1607 01:16:54,990 --> 01:16:56,950 Couple? No. No. [SIGHS] 1608 01:16:58,827 --> 01:16:59,828 Throuple. 1609 01:17:00,746 --> 01:17:02,414 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1610 01:17:03,624 --> 01:17:06,335 Love looks with eyes wide open. 1611 01:17:08,128 --> 01:17:10,547 Seeking what the heart desiresthe most. 1612 01:17:12,466 --> 01:17:13,467 A partner. 1613 01:17:14,927 --> 01:17:16,470 Its true companion. 1614 01:17:21,892 --> 01:17:24,602 I found mine ten years agoin a chat room. 1615 01:17:24,603 --> 01:17:25,812 [GRUNTS] 1616 01:17:26,230 --> 01:17:27,605 David saw me. 1617 01:17:27,606 --> 01:17:29,315 He understood me 1618 01:17:29,316 --> 01:17:31,150 and I understood him. 1619 01:17:31,151 --> 01:17:32,945 [DAVID GASPS, MOANS] 1620 01:17:37,866 --> 01:17:39,701 [SIGHS] We got married here. 1621 01:17:40,702 --> 01:17:43,329 You know, I didn't really takeyou for the religious type. 1622 01:17:43,330 --> 01:17:44,497 [BOTH LAUGH] 1623 01:17:44,498 --> 01:17:47,501 No. We just like the story. 1624 01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:52,130 Saint Valentine... 1625 01:17:54,842 --> 01:17:56,093 [WHISPERS] ...was beheaded. 1626 01:17:58,345 --> 01:17:59,345 [SHAW LAUGHS] 1627 01:17:59,346 --> 01:18:01,473 You murdered innocent people. You murdered innocent people. 1628 01:18:02,933 --> 01:18:04,684 - Share what you love.-Share what you love. 1629 01:18:04,685 --> 01:18:06,562 - Mm.-[THUNDER RUMBLING] 1630 01:18:07,229 --> 01:18:10,315 DAVID: And we lovehunting, killing... 1631 01:18:11,525 --> 01:18:12,651 SHAW: Deceit. 1632 01:18:13,485 --> 01:18:15,529 Taking turns on our victims. 1633 01:18:17,155 --> 01:18:18,448 Murdering couples. 1634 01:18:20,492 --> 01:18:21,951 [HEAVY BREATHING] 1635 01:18:21,952 --> 01:18:23,495 - DAVID: It's our kink. - SHAW: It's our kink. 1636 01:18:24,872 --> 01:18:26,497 Everybody's got a fetish. 1637 01:18:26,498 --> 01:18:27,915 - [BREATH TREMBLING]-[THUNDER RUMBLING] 1638 01:18:27,916 --> 01:18:29,668 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 1639 01:18:31,795 --> 01:18:34,463 Well, too bad we wastedyour boyfriend at the drive-in. 1640 01:18:34,464 --> 01:18:35,715 - DAVID: Oh, God.-[SHAW LAUGHS] 1641 01:18:35,716 --> 01:18:37,717 He wasn't our boyfriend. 1642 01:18:37,718 --> 01:18:40,803 No, Eli was justa stupid fanboy. 1643 01:18:40,804 --> 01:18:42,471 He was obsessed with us. 1644 01:18:42,472 --> 01:18:43,723 He was obsessed with me. 1645 01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:45,434 Yeah. Learned a lot from me. 1646 01:18:46,435 --> 01:18:47,394 It just got messy. 1647 01:18:47,519 --> 01:18:49,228 - [JAY SHOUTS]-[SCREAMS] Fuck! 1648 01:18:49,229 --> 01:18:50,938 SHAW: I almost got you at home. 1649 01:18:50,939 --> 01:18:53,774 - JAY: [YELLS] Go, go, go, go!-[SCREAMS] 1650 01:18:53,775 --> 01:18:55,443 - I killed your driver.-...lovebirds. 1651 01:18:55,444 --> 01:18:57,320 ALLY: [SCREAMS] No, no, no, you've got the wrong people! 1652 01:18:57,321 --> 01:18:58,613 JAY: Hey, what are you doing? 1653 01:18:58,614 --> 01:19:01,909 And I had a blast wasting thosevile dickheads at the winery. And I had a blast wasting thosevile dickheads at the winery. 1654 01:19:02,034 --> 01:19:03,577 - [CHOKES]-[SCREAMS] 1655 01:19:04,244 --> 01:19:06,205 Ooh, that reminds me. 1656 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,748 - Oh.-Found this. 1657 01:19:08,749 --> 01:19:12,502 - God, you're the fucking best.-[CHUCKLING] 1658 01:19:12,503 --> 01:19:14,003 Isn't she the fucking best? 1659 01:19:14,004 --> 01:19:15,087 SHAW: Yeah, I know. 1660 01:19:15,088 --> 01:19:16,798 And as luck would have it, 1661 01:19:17,466 --> 01:19:19,217 [CLICKS TONGUE]your initials match. 1662 01:19:19,218 --> 01:19:21,887 J. Shaw. 1663 01:19:22,346 --> 01:19:25,265 Jeanine Shaw, bitch. 1664 01:19:26,517 --> 01:19:28,851 Why us? We're not even a couple. 1665 01:19:28,852 --> 01:19:31,230 Just let him go! Let him go! 1666 01:19:31,355 --> 01:19:33,356 [SIGHS] Truth be told, 1667 01:19:33,357 --> 01:19:35,983 we were gonna kill the othercouple at the restaurant. 1668 01:19:35,984 --> 01:19:37,277 [LAUGHING] 1669 01:19:37,402 --> 01:19:38,403 But then... 1670 01:19:39,780 --> 01:19:42,323 - we saw that kiss.-Oh, that kiss! God! 1671 01:19:42,324 --> 01:19:46,118 [CHUCKLES] Your chemistry is undeniable. 1672 01:19:46,119 --> 01:19:48,205 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1673 01:20:00,884 --> 01:20:04,011 Well, I didn't know that murderwas a love language. 1674 01:20:04,012 --> 01:20:05,097 SHAW: Try it. 1675 01:20:05,931 --> 01:20:07,182 Maybe you'll like it. 1676 01:20:07,558 --> 01:20:08,725 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1677 01:20:12,813 --> 01:20:14,022 Pick it up. 1678 01:20:15,941 --> 01:20:16,942 Pick it up. 1679 01:20:18,110 --> 01:20:20,152 There's a single bulletin that chamber 1680 01:20:20,153 --> 01:20:22,656 with one single choice, him or you. 1681 01:20:32,124 --> 01:20:33,749 We may havemistaken you for lovers 1682 01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:36,628 at the beginning of the night, but can you prove us right? 1683 01:20:37,337 --> 01:20:39,172 Could you savehis life with yours, 1684 01:20:39,173 --> 01:20:42,551 thus proving that lovereally does conquer all? 1685 01:20:44,428 --> 01:20:46,930 If you don't love him, kill him. 1686 01:20:48,307 --> 01:20:49,641 DAVID: And you're free to go. 1687 01:20:53,437 --> 01:20:54,438 Wow. 1688 01:20:57,149 --> 01:20:59,860 You know, your dedication is impressive. 1689 01:21:02,613 --> 01:21:03,989 It's twisted as fuck, but-- 1690 01:21:07,826 --> 01:21:09,203 [PANTING] 1691 01:21:09,494 --> 01:21:10,662 Jay. 1692 01:21:13,749 --> 01:21:16,960 I've spent so longrunning from love. 1693 01:21:19,546 --> 01:21:21,465 Convinced it would destroy me. 1694 01:21:22,466 --> 01:21:24,468 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1695 01:21:29,223 --> 01:21:30,974 I don't wanna bethat person anymore. 1696 01:21:35,896 --> 01:21:37,689 I want the storybook thing. 1697 01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:47,324 It was just one single night... 1698 01:21:51,453 --> 01:21:53,287 but I fell hard for you, Jay. 1699 01:21:53,288 --> 01:21:55,624 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS] 1700 01:22:02,631 --> 01:22:03,881 JAY: No, no, no. 1701 01:22:03,882 --> 01:22:05,842 - No, no, no. Don't do that.-[SHAW AND DAVID LAUGHING] 1702 01:22:05,843 --> 01:22:07,760 No! No, hey. 1703 01:22:07,761 --> 01:22:09,470 Hey. Hey, no. 1704 01:22:09,471 --> 01:22:11,849 - No, no! Ally!-Forgive me. 1705 01:22:13,267 --> 01:22:15,519 - [DAVID LAUGHING]-[SHAW GASPING] 1706 01:22:16,395 --> 01:22:19,147 [SHAW GROANING, GASPING] 1707 01:22:19,940 --> 01:22:21,984 - [DAVID CONTINUES LAUGHING]-Huh? 1708 01:22:23,318 --> 01:22:24,695 Baby, no! 1709 01:22:25,404 --> 01:22:27,071 - Come on.-JAY: [GROANS] Oh, you shot me. 1710 01:22:27,072 --> 01:22:29,073 ALLY: Sorry, I overcorrected. 1711 01:22:29,074 --> 01:22:31,285 - That's a lucky fucking shot.-[DAVID GRUNTING ANGRILY] 1712 01:22:32,578 --> 01:22:35,038 [SCREAMING] 1713 01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:37,958 - [GUN CLICKS]-[SHOUTS] 1714 01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:39,500 - Ally?-[COUGHING] 1715 01:22:39,501 --> 01:22:40,919 Did you mean what you said? 1716 01:22:41,795 --> 01:22:43,088 [GRUNTS] Come on. 1717 01:22:43,714 --> 01:22:45,007 SHAW: [IN SINGSONG] Pookie. 1718 01:22:45,841 --> 01:22:47,300 Chop that pretty boy up. 1719 01:22:47,301 --> 01:22:48,926 I'm gonna have funwith this one. 1720 01:22:48,927 --> 01:22:51,179 - ALLY: No. No.-Oh, yes, Mommy. 1721 01:22:51,180 --> 01:22:52,722 - No! No!-[GRUNTS] 1722 01:22:52,723 --> 01:22:54,307 Don't you fucking touch him! No! 1723 01:22:54,308 --> 01:22:56,518 [WHIMPERS] No! 1724 01:22:57,186 --> 01:22:58,186 No! 1725 01:22:58,187 --> 01:23:00,647 [PANTING] [PANTING] 1726 01:23:02,274 --> 01:23:04,026 You shouldn'thave shot me, bitch. 1727 01:23:07,404 --> 01:23:09,072 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1728 01:23:10,824 --> 01:23:12,408 [ALLY AND SHAW GRUNTING] 1729 01:23:12,409 --> 01:23:13,576 [GROANS] 1730 01:23:13,577 --> 01:23:14,745 DAVID: Hey, hey, come on. 1731 01:23:15,871 --> 01:23:17,039 Look at her go. 1732 01:23:18,290 --> 01:23:19,332 [GROANS] 1733 01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:20,708 [SHAW LAUGHING] 1734 01:23:20,709 --> 01:23:22,753 DAVID: Oh, you don't wannamiss this, do you? 1735 01:23:23,587 --> 01:23:25,129 Isn't she perfect? 1736 01:23:25,130 --> 01:23:26,381 You talk too much. 1737 01:23:27,799 --> 01:23:30,010 [SCREAMING] 1738 01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:37,100 [SCREAMING] 1739 01:23:39,311 --> 01:23:42,064 - [WAX SIZZLING]-[SCREAMING CONTINUES] 1740 01:23:43,482 --> 01:23:45,024 I'm gonna fucking kill you both. 1741 01:23:45,025 --> 01:23:46,235 [ALLY YELLING] 1742 01:23:50,572 --> 01:23:51,781 [YELPS] 1743 01:23:51,782 --> 01:23:53,116 [YELLING] 1744 01:23:56,537 --> 01:23:57,746 [COUGHING] 1745 01:23:59,915 --> 01:24:01,124 You watching, Jay? You watching, Jay? 1746 01:24:02,501 --> 01:24:04,253 I want you to see her die. 1747 01:24:05,420 --> 01:24:06,630 - [GRUNTS]-[GASPS] 1748 01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:11,677 Love hurts, bitch. [GRUNTS] 1749 01:24:12,010 --> 01:24:14,137 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1750 01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:21,936 - [THUNDER BREAKING]-[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING] 1751 01:24:21,937 --> 01:24:23,272 [GRUNTING] 1752 01:24:34,408 --> 01:24:36,242 [GROANING, CHOKING] 1753 01:24:36,243 --> 01:24:38,370 [SCREAMING] 1754 01:24:39,037 --> 01:24:40,664 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1755 01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:45,085 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1756 01:24:45,919 --> 01:24:49,089 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1757 01:24:49,756 --> 01:24:51,300 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1758 01:25:04,021 --> 01:25:06,023 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1759 01:25:20,037 --> 01:25:22,539 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1760 01:25:35,177 --> 01:25:36,720 Your day fucking sucks. 1761 01:25:41,350 --> 01:25:42,351 Jay. 1762 01:25:43,185 --> 01:25:44,311 Jay. Hey. 1763 01:25:45,062 --> 01:25:46,063 Hey. 1764 01:25:46,897 --> 01:25:47,898 JAY: Hi, you. 1765 01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:49,274 ALLY: Hey. 1766 01:25:49,608 --> 01:25:50,943 [BREATH TREMBLING] 1767 01:25:54,363 --> 01:25:56,698 I think you got overyour fear of blood. 1768 01:25:56,823 --> 01:25:57,908 [CHUCKLES] 1769 01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,284 [GROWLING] I'm gonna kill you. [GROWLING] I'm gonna kill you. 1770 01:26:00,285 --> 01:26:02,079 I'll fucking kill you. 1771 01:26:02,579 --> 01:26:04,248 - I'm gonna fucking kill you.-[GRUNTS] 1772 01:26:11,964 --> 01:26:13,297 [CHUCKLES] 1773 01:26:13,298 --> 01:26:15,384 [PANTING] 1774 01:26:17,761 --> 01:26:18,846 Planet saved. 1775 01:26:21,014 --> 01:26:22,224 Planet saved. 1776 01:26:22,808 --> 01:26:24,810 [OMINOUS MUSIC FADING] 1777 01:26:30,524 --> 01:26:32,359 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1778 01:26:42,744 --> 01:26:44,704 [APPLAUSE] 1779 01:26:44,705 --> 01:26:45,956 [CORKS POP] 1780 01:26:46,957 --> 01:26:47,957 [RINGS CLINKING ON GLASS] 1781 01:26:47,958 --> 01:26:50,960 Now, if you told me that, a year ago, 1782 01:26:50,961 --> 01:26:54,922 I'd be drinking [LAUGHS]to the highest recorded sales 1783 01:26:54,923 --> 01:26:57,008 in Crystal Cane history, I'd say, 1784 01:26:57,009 --> 01:26:59,760 "Y'all just a lying sackof hot trash." 1785 01:26:59,761 --> 01:27:02,597 - [LAUGHTER]-But... here we are. - [LAUGHTER]-But... here we are. 1786 01:27:02,598 --> 01:27:03,806 WOMAN: Whoo! 1787 01:27:03,807 --> 01:27:07,476 And it's all thanksto these two marketing mavens. 1788 01:27:07,477 --> 01:27:10,564 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1789 01:27:11,064 --> 01:27:13,108 Right here. These two. 1790 01:27:14,151 --> 01:27:16,068 Now, Ally. I am, 1791 01:27:16,069 --> 01:27:17,820 believe it or not, mildly devastated 1792 01:27:17,821 --> 01:27:19,531 that this is your last day. 1793 01:27:20,073 --> 01:27:22,909 But I am proud of you for going, pursuing your dreams, 1794 01:27:22,910 --> 01:27:24,702 going back to doctor school. 1795 01:27:24,703 --> 01:27:27,163 All told, I hopethat you're better with a needle 1796 01:27:27,164 --> 01:27:28,789 than you are with a pitch deck![LAUGHS] 1797 01:27:28,790 --> 01:27:30,709 [LAUGHTER] 1798 01:27:31,585 --> 01:27:32,877 To success! 1799 01:27:32,878 --> 01:27:34,754 - ALL: To success!-To success. 1800 01:27:34,755 --> 01:27:35,839 Wait. 1801 01:27:37,466 --> 01:27:38,467 To love. 1802 01:27:39,510 --> 01:27:41,512 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1803 01:27:45,557 --> 01:27:46,558 Hey, baby. 1804 01:27:47,142 --> 01:27:48,143 Hi. 1805 01:27:48,519 --> 01:27:50,144 [GRUNTS] What did I miss? 1806 01:27:50,145 --> 01:27:52,313 Hey, do you think it's weirdhaving a date here 1807 01:27:52,314 --> 01:27:54,106 after everything that happened? 1808 01:27:54,107 --> 01:27:55,484 Nope. Not to me. 1809 01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:58,612 This is where I realizedI was in love with you. 1810 01:27:59,196 --> 01:28:01,531 So, feels symbolic. So, feels symbolic. 1811 01:28:01,532 --> 01:28:03,158 [LAUGHS] Okay. Symbolic? 1812 01:28:03,784 --> 01:28:05,035 You think it's symb-- 1813 01:28:06,245 --> 01:28:08,913 - Listen, don't freak out. - Don't freak out. 1814 01:28:08,914 --> 01:28:11,375 I know stuff like thiscan freak you out, but... 1815 01:28:14,211 --> 01:28:16,337 Ally, this has beenthe best year of my life. 1816 01:28:16,338 --> 01:28:18,506 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1817 01:28:18,507 --> 01:28:19,591 So... 1818 01:28:21,593 --> 01:28:23,095 will you move in with me? 1819 01:28:32,396 --> 01:28:33,397 Jay, I-- 1820 01:28:35,524 --> 01:28:36,733 I don't know what to say. 1821 01:28:38,068 --> 01:28:40,820 Yeah, no. I knowwhere that's going. 1822 01:28:40,821 --> 01:28:42,196 - It's okay.-No, I-- 1823 01:28:42,197 --> 01:28:43,907 - I don't want a key.-[CHUCKLES] 1824 01:28:46,118 --> 01:28:47,119 I don't want a key. 1825 01:28:51,540 --> 01:28:52,541 I want you. 1826 01:29:02,384 --> 01:29:03,844 [LAUGHS] 1827 01:29:06,430 --> 01:29:07,681 Jay Simmonds... 1828 01:29:10,517 --> 01:29:11,643 will you marry me? 1829 01:29:12,853 --> 01:29:14,605 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS] 1830 01:29:23,071 --> 01:29:24,072 Yes. 1831 01:29:25,032 --> 01:29:26,616 - Yes?-Yes. Yes. 1832 01:29:26,617 --> 01:29:30,037 A million fucking times, yes. 1833 01:29:30,287 --> 01:29:33,290 ["YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE"BY THE SUPREMES PLAYING] 1834 01:29:35,959 --> 01:29:36,918 [HORNS HONKING] 1835 01:29:36,919 --> 01:29:41,340 I need love, loveto ease my mind 1836 01:29:41,632 --> 01:29:43,925 I need to find, find 1837 01:29:43,926 --> 01:29:45,885 Someone to call mine 1838 01:29:45,886 --> 01:29:49,013 But Mama saidyou can't hurry love 1839 01:29:49,014 --> 01:29:51,682 No, you just have to wait 1840 01:29:51,683 --> 01:29:54,728 She saidlove don't come easy 1841 01:29:54,978 --> 01:29:57,231 It's a game of give and take 1842 01:29:57,564 --> 01:29:58,981 You can't hurry love 1843 01:29:58,982 --> 01:30:01,443 No, you just have to wait No, you just have to wait 1844 01:30:01,818 --> 01:30:04,570 You gotta trustgive it time 1845 01:30:04,571 --> 01:30:07,073 No matter how long it takes 1846 01:30:07,074 --> 01:30:11,245 But how many heartachesmust I stand 1847 01:30:11,411 --> 01:30:13,747 Before I find a love 1848 01:30:13,956 --> 01:30:16,166 To let me live again? 1849 01:30:16,375 --> 01:30:18,752 Right now the only thing 1850 01:30:18,919 --> 01:30:21,255 That keeps me hanging on 1851 01:30:21,630 --> 01:30:23,799 When I feel my strength 1852 01:30:24,216 --> 01:30:25,800 Yeah, it's almost gone 1853 01:30:25,801 --> 01:30:28,261 - I remember Mama said-You can't hurry love 1854 01:30:28,262 --> 01:30:31,556 No, you just have to wait 1855 01:30:31,557 --> 01:30:34,685 She saidlove don't come easy 1856 01:30:34,893 --> 01:30:36,978 It's a game of give and take 1857 01:30:36,979 --> 01:30:38,855 How long must I wait? 1858 01:30:38,856 --> 01:30:41,316 How much more can I take 1859 01:30:41,775 --> 01:30:44,402 Before loneliness 1860 01:30:44,403 --> 01:30:47,071 Will cause my heartheart to break? 1861 01:30:47,072 --> 01:30:48,739 No, I can't bear 1862 01:30:48,740 --> 01:30:51,117 To live my life alone 1863 01:30:51,118 --> 01:30:54,370 I grow impatient for a love 1864 01:30:54,371 --> 01:30:56,289 To call my own 1865 01:30:56,290 --> 01:30:58,500 But when I feel that I 1866 01:30:58,709 --> 01:31:01,086 I can't go on I can't go on 1867 01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:03,839 These precious words 1868 01:31:04,047 --> 01:31:05,548 Keeps me hanging on 1869 01:31:05,549 --> 01:31:08,217 - I remember Mama said-You can't hurry love 1870 01:31:08,218 --> 01:31:11,596 No, you just have to wait 1871 01:31:11,597 --> 01:31:14,724 She saidlove don't come easy 1872 01:31:14,725 --> 01:31:16,559 It's a game of give and take 1873 01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:18,436 You can't hurry love... 1874 01:31:18,437 --> 01:31:20,522 - [SONG CONTINUES QUIETLY]-[PHONE VIBRATING] 1875 01:31:23,692 --> 01:31:24,692 Hello? 1876 01:31:24,693 --> 01:31:26,110 [DISTORTED VOICE OVER PHONE] Roses are red, 1877 01:31:26,111 --> 01:31:27,988 violets are blue. 1878 01:31:29,072 --> 01:31:32,117 Guess who just tooka picture of you? 1879 01:31:32,826 --> 01:31:33,827 Who is this? 1880 01:31:35,078 --> 01:31:36,287 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Relax, bitch. 1881 01:31:36,288 --> 01:31:37,371 Too soon? 1882 01:31:37,372 --> 01:31:39,332 Monica, that's not funny! 1883 01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:40,918 [LAUGHS] Where even are you? 1884 01:31:41,793 --> 01:31:42,793 Did you get it? 1885 01:31:42,794 --> 01:31:44,420 - Of course I got it. - Are you kidding me? 1886 01:31:44,421 --> 01:31:46,964 You look super cute. I mean, I would have gotten a manicure, 1887 01:31:46,965 --> 01:31:48,591 but I told you that, and you're fine with that. 1888 01:31:48,592 --> 01:31:50,718 - You're a natural gal. - You look great. 1889 01:31:50,719 --> 01:31:54,472 - Okay, enjoy the movie, fiancés. - Love you. 1890 01:31:54,473 --> 01:31:56,182 - [KISSING]-[LINE CLICKS, BEEPS] 1891 01:31:56,183 --> 01:31:58,142 Ally? Hello? 1892 01:31:58,143 --> 01:32:00,521 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1893 01:33:49,213 --> 01:33:51,590 [SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1894 01:36:49,893 --> 01:36:53,105 [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] 1895 01:36:57,234 --> 01:36:59,236 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1896 01:37:02,781 --> 01:37:03,949 [MUSIC FADES]