1 00:00:49,001 --> 00:00:51,018 Despite the fact that there are over eight million people 2 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:53,012 on the island of Manhattan, 3 00:00:53,014 --> 00:00:57,023 there are times when you still feel shipwrecked and alone. 4 00:00:58,001 --> 00:01:00,006 Times when even the most resourceful survivor 5 00:01:00,008 --> 00:01:02,019 will feel the need to put a message in a bottle 6 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:04,014 or on an answering machine. 7 00:01:06,001 --> 00:01:07,019 Hey, this is Aidan. I'm not in. 8 00:01:07,021 --> 00:01:10,002 -Leave a message. 9 00:01:19,001 --> 00:01:20,011 Ah, yes! 10 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,020 Strong arms, strong arms. 11 00:01:22,022 --> 00:01:24,011 Earth to heaven. Yes! 12 00:01:24,013 --> 00:01:27,008 Remember, every movement has a meaning. 13 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:28,023 I couldn't help but wonder what it meant 14 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,007 that I wanted to talk to my ex-boyfriend again. 15 00:01:31,009 --> 00:01:33,021 I've been making "faux" calls to Aidan. 16 00:01:33,023 --> 00:01:36,006 -What? -Faux, F-A-U-X. 17 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,016 You know, when you dial, but you have no idea 18 00:01:37,018 --> 00:01:38,020 what you'd say if he actually answered. 19 00:01:38,022 --> 00:01:40,018 It's emotional Russian roulette. 20 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:43,002 You, you mean, you call, and you hang up? 21 00:01:43,004 --> 00:01:44,014 Ah, yeah, that's pretty much the drill. 22 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:46,010 -Why would you do that? -I don't know. 23 00:01:46,012 --> 00:01:47,019 I don't even know why I'm telling you. 24 00:01:47,021 --> 00:01:49,003 Don't tell anybody else. 25 00:01:52,005 --> 00:01:54,003 Carrie, tell them what you told me. 26 00:01:54,005 --> 00:01:56,011 That I'm not going to your African dance class ever again? 27 00:01:56,013 --> 00:01:58,017 Or that you can't keep a secret? 28 00:01:58,019 --> 00:02:00,008 Carrie's calling Aidan. 29 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:01,015 And hanging up! 30 00:02:01,017 --> 00:02:03,008 Why are you calling him? 31 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:04,020 I... 32 00:02:05,019 --> 00:02:07,020 I think I want him back. 33 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:10,014 How do I do this? 34 00:02:10,016 --> 00:02:12,017 Well, first you have to be willing to accept the fact 35 00:02:12,019 --> 00:02:15,002 that after what happened, he might not want to hear it. 36 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:17,009 I am willing to accept that fact. How do I do this? 37 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,021 You don't. One word,granola. 38 00:02:19,023 --> 00:02:20,022 So not you. 39 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,001 Aidan's perfect! 40 00:02:22,003 --> 00:02:23,012 He stripped her floors. 41 00:02:23,014 --> 00:02:25,021 He just needs to get rid of the turquoise rings and the tummy. 42 00:02:25,023 --> 00:02:27,009 Oh, the tummy is gone. 43 00:02:27,011 --> 00:02:29,013 At that thing last week, he looked... 44 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,003 disturbingly good. 45 00:02:31,005 --> 00:02:32,009 He's the new, improved Aidan. 46 00:02:32,011 --> 00:02:33,016 Low-fat granola. 47 00:02:33,018 --> 00:02:36,005 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks good, he looks good. 48 00:02:36,007 --> 00:02:38,004 But that's not why I want him back, though. 49 00:02:38,006 --> 00:02:39,005 I just miss him. 50 00:02:39,007 --> 00:02:40,019 Did you miss him before you saw him? 51 00:02:40,021 --> 00:02:42,023 -What about the turquoise? -I miss him. 52 00:02:43,001 --> 00:02:45,012 I've missed him for months. 53 00:02:47,010 --> 00:02:50,022 Okay, you need a safe approach in case he rejects you. 54 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 E-mail him. 55 00:02:52,002 --> 00:02:53,018 No, I don't-- I don't believe in e-mail, 56 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:56,011 I'm an old-fashioned gal. I prefer calling and hanging up. 57 00:02:56,013 --> 00:02:58,007 Oh, come on, honey, you gotta get online, 58 00:02:58,009 --> 00:02:59,014 if only for the porn. 59 00:02:59,016 --> 00:03:01,018 Yeah, um, would you please stop sending me those? 60 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:03,023 Oh, come on, it's funny. 61 00:03:04,001 --> 00:03:06,007 I can't get e-mail just to write to Aidan. 62 00:03:06,009 --> 00:03:07,013 That's pathetic. 63 00:03:07,015 --> 00:03:09,014 It's not just e-mail. You can shop online. 64 00:03:09,016 --> 00:03:11,005 Oh, no, no, no, shopping is my cardio. 65 00:03:11,007 --> 00:03:13,014 Okay, okay, I know what you do. 66 00:03:13,016 --> 00:03:15,017 Don't call him. Don't e-mail. 67 00:03:15,019 --> 00:03:18,010 Just show up at his furniture store... 68 00:03:19,011 --> 00:03:20,015 wearing these. 69 00:03:20,017 --> 00:03:23,001 -Ew! What are those? -Fake nipples. 70 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:25,006 And why are we carrying them around? 71 00:03:25,008 --> 00:03:27,016 They were sent to me as some kind of promotional thing. 72 00:03:27,018 --> 00:03:29,010 Really? Is there a nipple council? 73 00:03:29,012 --> 00:03:30,023 Are nipples getting a bad rap? 74 00:03:31,001 --> 00:03:33,004 Nipples are huge right now. 75 00:03:33,006 --> 00:03:35,019 Open any magazine. It's not that cold. 76 00:03:35,021 --> 00:03:39,000 Those girls are either tweaking or they're wearing these. 77 00:03:39,002 --> 00:03:40,016 Sam, put 'em in. I want to see how they work. 78 00:03:40,018 --> 00:03:42,009 No, no, no, Samantha already leads with her breasts. 79 00:03:42,011 --> 00:03:44,001 That's not a very good experiment. 80 00:03:44,003 --> 00:03:45,010 Miranda, you try them. 81 00:03:45,012 --> 00:03:48,019 Oh, yeah! Now that I'd like to see. 82 00:03:48,021 --> 00:03:52,021 I'm not certain, but I have a feeling my boobs were just insulted. 83 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,013 All right, cover me. 84 00:03:54,015 --> 00:03:55,023 That's it. 85 00:03:56,001 --> 00:03:57,010 Ooh! 86 00:03:57,012 --> 00:03:58,015 That's obscene. 87 00:03:58,017 --> 00:03:59,023 Okay, walk. 88 00:04:03,005 --> 00:04:05,019 We have secretly replaced Miranda's normal nipples 89 00:04:05,021 --> 00:04:06,021 with rubber ones. 90 00:04:06,023 --> 00:04:08,011 Let's see what happens. 91 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,013 Okay, that's it. I want my nipples back. 92 00:04:16,015 --> 00:04:18,019 The next day, sans nipples, 93 00:04:18,021 --> 00:04:21,022 Miranda's cardio put my cardio to shame. 94 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,007 She was training for the marathon. 95 00:04:24,009 --> 00:04:25,019 And running wasn't the only thing 96 00:04:25,021 --> 00:04:26,022 getting her heart rate going. 97 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,009 Are you sure you're in the right group? 98 00:04:28,011 --> 00:04:29,020 Ten-minute mile, right? 99 00:04:29,022 --> 00:04:31,000 I was here last week. 100 00:04:31,002 --> 00:04:33,009 Yeah, I know, but the thing is, um... 101 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:35,004 we never get any cute guys in this group. 102 00:04:35,006 --> 00:04:37,020 All the cute guys are in the seven-minute mile group. 103 00:04:37,022 --> 00:04:40,019 So I'm the cutest of the slow guys, is what you're saying? 104 00:04:41,018 --> 00:04:42,016 Knee surgery. 105 00:04:42,018 --> 00:04:43,019 Oh. 106 00:04:45,007 --> 00:04:47,000 Have you run the marathon before? 107 00:04:47,002 --> 00:04:48,007 Past four years. 108 00:04:48,009 --> 00:04:50,003 -Wow. -What about you? 109 00:04:50,005 --> 00:04:51,009 Oh, first time. 110 00:04:51,011 --> 00:04:53,001 Cool. 111 00:04:53,003 --> 00:04:54,017 We should train during the week. 112 00:04:54,019 --> 00:04:56,005 Are there runs during the week? 113 00:04:56,007 --> 00:04:57,015 I don't know. 114 00:04:57,017 --> 00:04:58,023 I meant just the two of us. 115 00:04:59,001 --> 00:05:00,009 Oh, sure. 116 00:05:00,011 --> 00:05:01,013 That'd be great. 117 00:05:01,015 --> 00:05:03,012 Miranda was thrilled. 118 00:05:03,014 --> 00:05:05,010 But she still wasn't sure 119 00:05:05,012 --> 00:05:08,011 if he was interested in anything more than a running buddy. 120 00:05:08,013 --> 00:05:10,012 Stay alive. Stay alive. 121 00:05:10,014 --> 00:05:11,019 And Uptown, 122 00:05:11,021 --> 00:05:14,012 Charlotte's marathon redecoration continued. 123 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:17,017 I can't believe I ever questioned this wallpaper. 124 00:05:17,019 --> 00:05:19,009 I love this wallpaper. 125 00:05:20,003 --> 00:05:21,002 And I love you. 126 00:05:21,004 --> 00:05:22,005 Oh. 127 00:05:24,005 --> 00:05:26,001 Well, I guess we're done with this room. 128 00:05:26,003 --> 00:05:26,020 Mm-hmm. 129 00:05:26,022 --> 00:05:28,018 Time to move on to the study. 130 00:05:30,001 --> 00:05:31,022 There's one room in every marriage 131 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,014 that forces the question... 132 00:05:33,016 --> 00:05:37,009 How long do we want it to be just the two of us? 133 00:05:37,011 --> 00:05:39,019 It's right off our bedroom, so... 134 00:05:40,021 --> 00:05:42,013 Well... 135 00:05:42,015 --> 00:05:44,005 What do you want to do with this room? 136 00:05:44,007 --> 00:05:46,020 Well, it could be a good room for a... 137 00:05:47,016 --> 00:05:49,021 B-A-... 138 00:05:50,013 --> 00:05:52,012 ...B-Y? 139 00:05:52,014 --> 00:05:54,016 I think we already have enough bathrooms. 140 00:05:57,013 --> 00:06:00,014 Trey and Charlotte were finally on the same page, 141 00:06:00,016 --> 00:06:03,016 and the page had a baby on it. 142 00:06:03,018 --> 00:06:07,003 Meanwhile, Samantha went shopping, nipples blazing, 143 00:06:07,005 --> 00:06:11,002 and picked up a '94 Cabernet and an '84 Harvard MBA. 144 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,020 Believe me, this is nothing. 145 00:06:12,022 --> 00:06:14,009 It's a blip. 146 00:06:14,011 --> 00:06:17,011 No, we can't retract it, because that's what you said. 147 00:06:17,013 --> 00:06:19,003 Warren Dreyfous was a founding partner 148 00:06:19,005 --> 00:06:20,016 of the communication strategy firm 149 00:06:20,018 --> 00:06:24,005 that made the Exxon oil spill an "incident" 150 00:06:24,007 --> 00:06:25,022 rather than a "debacle." 151 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,007 Look, I've got to go. Yeah. 152 00:06:28,009 --> 00:06:31,015 And next time, talk to me before you talk to the press. 153 00:06:31,017 --> 00:06:33,014 All right, man. Bye. 154 00:06:33,016 --> 00:06:34,022 Sorry about that. 155 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,010 About talking on the phone or staring at my nipples? 156 00:06:38,012 --> 00:06:40,011 About talking on the phone. 157 00:06:49,004 --> 00:06:52,010 That night, I tried to compose my first e-mail, 158 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,003 a witty, yet sexy, 159 00:06:54,005 --> 00:06:56,011 yet sensitive note, to Aidan. 160 00:07:14,019 --> 00:07:16,009 Ah! 161 00:07:16,011 --> 00:07:17,015 And across town, 162 00:07:17,017 --> 00:07:20,011 Samantha was getting some "male" as well. 163 00:07:22,016 --> 00:07:24,000 Oh. 164 00:07:25,023 --> 00:07:28,019 As a lover, Warren was fantastic. 165 00:07:28,021 --> 00:07:31,000 But as a communication strategist, 166 00:07:31,002 --> 00:07:33,003 he made one major mistake. 167 00:07:33,005 --> 00:07:37,012 Samanfa, does your 'gina-wina wanna wittle visit 168 00:07:37,014 --> 00:07:40,002 from my mister mister? 169 00:07:44,003 --> 00:07:45,001 -Ick! -No! 170 00:07:45,003 --> 00:07:46,011 He didn't say that. 171 00:07:46,013 --> 00:07:49,003 It's not what he said, it's how he said it. 172 00:07:49,005 --> 00:07:51,015 -In baby talk. -Ugh! Baby talk's the worst. 173 00:07:51,017 --> 00:07:52,022 How can they think it's sexy? 174 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,009 It's like, it's like putting ketchup on prime rib. 175 00:07:56,011 --> 00:07:57,021 Stop, you're ruining it! 176 00:07:57,023 --> 00:08:00,023 I know, and it's such a shame because this guy is hot. 177 00:08:01,001 --> 00:08:03,018 I finally had to sit on his face just to shut him up. 178 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:06,014 You know, some men use baby talk to avoid intimacy. 179 00:08:06,016 --> 00:08:10,000 While others simply choose not to respond to your e-mail. 180 00:08:10,002 --> 00:08:11,009 Aidan still hasn't written back? 181 00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:13,004 Ah, 14 hours, but who's counting? 182 00:08:13,006 --> 00:08:15,011 Oh, my God! 183 00:08:15,013 --> 00:08:16,020 Oh! 184 00:08:16,022 --> 00:08:18,012 Isn't this adorable? 185 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:21,015 Don't you think that maybe it's a wee bit small? 186 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:24,002 Oh, you guys. 187 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,010 Trey and I are trying to have a baby. 188 00:08:27,015 --> 00:08:28,016 Why? 189 00:08:28,018 --> 00:08:31,003 Don't you think that maybe you should wait awhile? 190 00:08:31,005 --> 00:08:32,022 I mean, you guys just got back together. 191 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,001 I can't wait. I'm the oldest woman I know who doesn't have a baby. 192 00:08:37,003 --> 00:08:40,016 The oldest married woman who wants one. You know what I mean. 193 00:08:40,018 --> 00:08:43,002 Sweetie, if that's what you want, I'm very happy for you. 194 00:08:43,004 --> 00:08:44,019 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 195 00:08:44,021 --> 00:08:47,013 And I promise I won't become one of those mothers 196 00:08:47,015 --> 00:08:49,018 who can only talk about diaper genies. 197 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:51,007 Good! 198 00:08:52,005 --> 00:08:54,001 Ooh, look over here! 199 00:08:54,003 --> 00:08:55,017 What the hell's a diaper genie? 200 00:08:55,019 --> 00:08:59,005 I don't know. Someone you hire to change a kid's diaper? 201 00:08:59,007 --> 00:09:00,016 Hmm. 202 00:09:00,018 --> 00:09:02,013 Charlotte? 203 00:09:02,015 --> 00:09:04,000 Hi, Tricia! 204 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,011 Tricia Watson was one of those hip moms 205 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:10,013 for whom Barneys would always be stores, not dinosaurs. 206 00:09:10,015 --> 00:09:12,022 Cliff told me you and Trey are back together. 207 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,018 -I'm so glad. -Aw. 208 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,022 This is Mary Elizabeth. 209 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,010 Hello, Mary Elizabeth. I'm Charlotte. 210 00:09:18,012 --> 00:09:20,016 Pleased to meet you. 211 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,016 Trey and I are trying to get pregnant. 212 00:09:22,018 --> 00:09:24,008 Aw, that's great! 213 00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:27,002 You and Cliff should come over for dinner this week. 214 00:09:27,004 --> 00:09:28,020 We just redecorated our dining room. 215 00:09:28,022 --> 00:09:30,003 We haven't even used it yet. 216 00:09:30,005 --> 00:09:34,016 I'd love to, but try finding a sitter for three kids under eight. 217 00:09:34,018 --> 00:09:37,019 I can't believe I'm 34 with three kids! 218 00:09:40,022 --> 00:09:42,022 I invited the Watsons over for dinner Tuesday. 219 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,020 They're bringing their kids. 220 00:09:44,022 --> 00:09:46,000 All righty. 221 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,019 Charlotte, 35 with no kids, 222 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:52,016 decided it was time to get serious. 223 00:09:52,018 --> 00:09:56,006 The next day, I worked on a little piece I was calling, 224 00:09:56,008 --> 00:10:00,009 "36 hours and still no response from Aidan." 225 00:10:00,011 --> 00:10:03,013 The Indians had to wait up to six months for a response. 226 00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:05,019 It took me six months to get the message that 227 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,009 I wanted to be with Aidan. 228 00:10:07,011 --> 00:10:10,006 And now, I couldn't wait another minute. 229 00:10:10,008 --> 00:10:12,019 Are all these improvements in communication 230 00:10:12,021 --> 00:10:15,002 really helping us communicate? 231 00:10:15,004 --> 00:10:16,009 In matters of love, 232 00:10:16,011 --> 00:10:20,007 do actions really speak louder than words? 233 00:10:20,009 --> 00:10:22,003 I decided to take action. 234 00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:23,019 And this time... 235 00:10:23,021 --> 00:10:25,000 he answered. 236 00:10:25,002 --> 00:10:26,002 Hello? 237 00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:28,004 Why won't you respond to my e-mail? 238 00:10:28,006 --> 00:10:29,005 Who is this? 239 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:32,018 Oh, Carrie. It's Carrie. Hi. 240 00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,017 Hey! 241 00:10:33,019 --> 00:10:34,018 I was just asking 242 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:36,019 if you ever got my e-mail. 243 00:10:36,021 --> 00:10:37,023 -ShoeGal? -What? 244 00:10:38,001 --> 00:10:40,004 That's my screen name, "ShoeGal." 245 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:42,009 Oh, yeah, yeah, I think I got it and deleted it. 246 00:10:42,011 --> 00:10:44,000 That's not very neighborly. 247 00:10:44,002 --> 00:10:46,006 Well, I get so much damn junk mail, if, ah... 248 00:10:46,008 --> 00:10:47,016 I don't know an address, you know. 249 00:10:47,018 --> 00:10:49,004 Oh, I have the opposite problem. 250 00:10:49,006 --> 00:10:51,012 I've received two e-mails total. 251 00:10:51,014 --> 00:10:54,013 One from Miranda, and one welcoming me to AOL. 252 00:10:54,015 --> 00:10:55,012 What'd it say? 253 00:10:55,014 --> 00:10:56,015 Oh, just, you know, 254 00:10:56,017 --> 00:10:58,019 how to use the different features and stuff 255 00:10:58,021 --> 00:11:01,003 and you know, like "welcome"... 256 00:11:01,005 --> 00:11:02,022 No, no, no, the one you-- 257 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,022 Oh! Oh, the one I-- 258 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,014 the one to you, oh. 259 00:11:06,016 --> 00:11:08,013 Um, you know, 260 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,017 it doesn't even matter. 261 00:11:09,019 --> 00:11:11,005 Oh, well, you know what I was thinking? 262 00:11:11,007 --> 00:11:13,019 I was thinking that, um, you, and Steve and Miranda and me 263 00:11:13,021 --> 00:11:14,017 could go out sometime. 264 00:11:14,019 --> 00:11:16,009 You know, just like as a... 265 00:11:17,012 --> 00:11:19,014 you know, a fun group thing. 266 00:11:19,016 --> 00:11:21,009 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds good. 267 00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:23,004 Okay, great, so I'll set-- I'll set it up? 268 00:11:23,006 --> 00:11:26,004 -Okay. -Okay, so, okay. 269 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,020 -Bye. -Bye. 270 00:11:34,003 --> 00:11:37,021 Meanwhile, Miranda's run led to "want to come up for coffee?" 271 00:11:37,023 --> 00:11:42,006 Which led to sex, which led her to believe that marathon man could be more 272 00:11:42,008 --> 00:11:44,004 than a running buddy. 273 00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:47,010 I'm all sweaty. 274 00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:48,017 You taste great. 275 00:12:12,004 --> 00:12:13,013 Hey, Miranda, did you get my e-mail 276 00:12:13,015 --> 00:12:15,005 about our double whatever it is? 277 00:12:15,007 --> 00:12:16,012 Yes, and I'm ignoring it. 278 00:12:17,016 --> 00:12:19,014 So far, not impressed with the e-mail. 279 00:12:19,016 --> 00:12:20,023 Why would I go out with Steve? 280 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,021 No, no, you're not "going out with Steve." 281 00:12:22,023 --> 00:12:26,002 You're going as my airbag in case there's an impact. 282 00:12:26,004 --> 00:12:28,022 And Steve's going as Aidan's airbag. 283 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,011 Well, would you explain that to Steve, 284 00:12:30,013 --> 00:12:32,012 because I don't want him to get the wrong impression. 285 00:12:32,014 --> 00:12:34,000 I'm dating other people now. 286 00:12:34,002 --> 00:12:35,010 Who? Marathon man? 287 00:12:35,012 --> 00:12:38,000 Yes, we slept together after our run. 288 00:12:38,002 --> 00:12:40,003 Well, I guess he was interested. 289 00:12:40,005 --> 00:12:41,020 Did he live up to his nickname? 290 00:12:41,022 --> 00:12:44,007 Yeah, it was good, except he kind of... 291 00:12:46,002 --> 00:12:47,010 licked my butt. 292 00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:51,004 Be specific. You mean the cheeks or-- 293 00:12:51,006 --> 00:12:52,022 It was more localized than that. 294 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:53,021 Ah. 295 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:56,023 Wait a minute, are we, are we talking... 296 00:12:57,001 --> 00:12:58,011 tuchus lingus? 297 00:12:58,013 --> 00:12:59,023 I'm afraid so. 298 00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:02,021 And I thought it was weird. It's weird, right? 299 00:13:02,023 --> 00:13:04,006 I mean, are we doing this now? 300 00:13:04,008 --> 00:13:05,010 Well, if the guy's willing... 301 00:13:05,012 --> 00:13:06,011 why not? 302 00:13:06,013 --> 00:13:08,000 Anyone other than Samantha? 303 00:13:08,002 --> 00:13:12,007 No, no, no, I never had a guy do the "TL" on me, no. 304 00:13:12,009 --> 00:13:14,005 Well, actually, no, one time it almost happened, 305 00:13:14,007 --> 00:13:16,013 but I got the feeling he just lost his way. 306 00:13:18,002 --> 00:13:19,010 Well, Trey likes to do it. 307 00:13:21,021 --> 00:13:23,006 We're married! 308 00:13:23,008 --> 00:13:25,020 Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group 309 00:13:25,022 --> 00:13:27,014 if even Charlotte is open to this. 310 00:13:27,016 --> 00:13:30,013 There's something happening with men and the ass. 311 00:13:30,015 --> 00:13:32,019 It's true. The last few guys I've been with 312 00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:35,001 have been much more eager to attend to it. 313 00:13:35,003 --> 00:13:36,014 You know, digitally. 314 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,012 How did this happen? 315 00:13:37,014 --> 00:13:38,010 How did they get the message 316 00:13:38,012 --> 00:13:40,017 that the ass is now on the menu? 317 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,012 I bet there's one loud-mouthed guy 318 00:13:42,014 --> 00:13:45,000 who found some woman who loved it and told everybody, 319 00:13:45,002 --> 00:13:46,016 "Women love this!" 320 00:13:46,018 --> 00:13:47,020 Who is this guy? 321 00:13:47,022 --> 00:13:49,002 Who's the woman who loved it? 322 00:13:49,004 --> 00:13:51,017 -Don't knock it till you try it. -Bingo. 323 00:13:51,019 --> 00:13:53,013 Maybe I shouldn't have pulled away so fast. 324 00:13:53,015 --> 00:13:55,002 Was this my last shot, you think? 325 00:13:55,004 --> 00:13:56,019 Am I out of the ass loop forever? 326 00:13:56,021 --> 00:13:59,009 I mean, I can't bring myself to ask for it. 327 00:13:59,011 --> 00:14:00,013 You don't have to ask for it, 328 00:14:00,015 --> 00:14:01,019 just lean into it. 329 00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:04,014 No words necessary. He'll get the signal. 330 00:14:04,016 --> 00:14:07,014 But then, do I have to reciprocate? 331 00:14:07,016 --> 00:14:10,014 No, I would never do it back to them. 332 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,014 Neither would I. 333 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,015 Me neither. 334 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,017 You wouldn't? 335 00:14:15,013 --> 00:14:19,022 That night, Charlotte performed a more traditional wifely duty. 336 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,023 She cooked dinner for her husband and their guests. 337 00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:24,008 Go ahead, everyone. 338 00:14:26,011 --> 00:14:28,020 This looks amazing, Charlotte. 339 00:14:28,022 --> 00:14:30,011 Trish is amazed that anyone cooks. 340 00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:33,004 Well, Trish has three kids, which keeps her kind of busy. 341 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,002 I don't want to sit next to the lady! 342 00:14:36,004 --> 00:14:37,008 Martin, that's one. 343 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,014 Hmm! 344 00:14:38,016 --> 00:14:39,015 How many does he get? 345 00:14:39,017 --> 00:14:40,015 Forty-five. 346 00:14:40,017 --> 00:14:42,017 But I don't want to! 347 00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:44,010 Martin! 348 00:14:44,012 --> 00:14:46,015 Um, we can rearrange if you want. 349 00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:47,022 No, it's fine. 350 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,007 Ow! 351 00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:51,011 Martin, do you need your inhaler? 352 00:14:51,013 --> 00:14:52,015 No! -He's asthmatic. 353 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,017 Not going to be much in the sports department. 354 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,020 Not all little boys have to play sports. 355 00:14:56,022 --> 00:14:59,001 Don't talk to me like you talk to the kids. 356 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:01,012 Martin, up here! 357 00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:06,021 Fancy shoes there, Hank. 358 00:15:06,023 --> 00:15:08,005 They used to be mine. 359 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,023 Now he won't go anywhere without them. 360 00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:11,018 Don't talk about him like that. 361 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:14,006 -Don't you talk to me like that. 362 00:15:14,008 --> 00:15:17,012 That night, Trey and Charlotte didn't have sex, 363 00:15:17,014 --> 00:15:20,007 and they didn't have sex the next night either. 364 00:15:20,009 --> 00:15:24,004 This time, inaction was speaking louder than words. 365 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,004 So this guy from pest control comes over 366 00:15:26,006 --> 00:15:28,007 and he sticks a few dead ones on a tape strip... 367 00:15:28,009 --> 00:15:30,009 I, on the other hand, was full of words. 368 00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:31,007 ...they're everywhere. 369 00:15:31,009 --> 00:15:32,010 And so I say to him, I say, 370 00:15:32,012 --> 00:15:34,005 "Well, you know, sir, what are they?" 371 00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:36,001 And he says, "Lady, I don't know. 372 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,019 That's why I'm sending them into the lab." 373 00:15:37,021 --> 00:15:39,013 And I'm thinking, "No, this is New York, 374 00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:40,023 and he's the pest guy, 375 00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:43,015 and I've got something he doesn't know what it is. 376 00:15:43,017 --> 00:15:45,000 And that ain't good!" 377 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:54,001 I gotta take a leak. I'm laughing too hard. 378 00:15:54,003 --> 00:15:55,020 Aw, man, I was gonna go. 379 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,016 And? 380 00:15:56,018 --> 00:15:57,022 And we're men. 381 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:58,023 We don't do that. 382 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,011 Women can do that, men can't. 383 00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:03,000 You should go. Break with convention. 384 00:16:03,002 --> 00:16:04,021 What the hell? I'm man enough. 385 00:16:04,023 --> 00:16:06,009 Yeah, do I get a say in this? 386 00:16:06,011 --> 00:16:08,011 I mean, we're already partners in a bar. 387 00:16:08,013 --> 00:16:09,014 People are gonna talk! 388 00:16:09,016 --> 00:16:11,013 We're going to the bathroom. 389 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,015 So apparently, Aidan needed an airbag in the bathroom. 390 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,004 You know what? I think I'm okay. 391 00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:18,013 You mean, you think you're over him? 392 00:16:18,015 --> 00:16:21,001 No, I mean, I think you can go. 393 00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:22,004 I, I don't even get flan? 394 00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:24,012 The thing is, if you don't leave now, 395 00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:26,022 then we're gonna have to end the night together and you know, 396 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,008 we're gonna have to hug, and share cabs according to neighborhood. 397 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:32,012 And then, and then I won't have any time alone with him. 398 00:16:32,014 --> 00:16:33,016 Yeah... 399 00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:34,021 Yeah, okay. 400 00:16:34,023 --> 00:16:35,020 Okay. 401 00:16:35,022 --> 00:16:37,014 And can you take Steve with you? 402 00:16:45,012 --> 00:16:46,023 Thank you for walking me home. 403 00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:50,010 Oh, hey, you live four blocks from the restaurant. 404 00:16:50,012 --> 00:16:52,001 It's the least I could do. 405 00:16:54,016 --> 00:16:56,014 Good to see you tonight. 406 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,010 I think I want to get back together. 407 00:16:58,012 --> 00:17:01,007 Aw, fuck, I... 408 00:17:01,009 --> 00:17:03,019 was afraid you were going to say something like that. 409 00:17:06,019 --> 00:17:08,013 I was willing to try the friendship thing, 410 00:17:08,015 --> 00:17:11,020 but I can't do the relationship thing. 411 00:17:13,008 --> 00:17:14,009 But... 412 00:17:15,006 --> 00:17:16,006 You... 413 00:17:17,014 --> 00:17:20,020 you put your hand on my hand. 414 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,000 What? 415 00:17:23,002 --> 00:17:25,017 At the restaurant, you moved to... 416 00:17:25,019 --> 00:17:28,015 Oh, I was trying to make you comfortable. 417 00:17:28,017 --> 00:17:31,020 You just seemed so nervous telling that bug story. 418 00:17:32,022 --> 00:17:33,022 Oh. 419 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:38,019 Oh. Oh, well... 420 00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:40,003 Like... 421 00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:41,018 Then, I guess I should... 422 00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:59,023 Goodnight. 423 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,022 Miranda didn't answer her phone, 424 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,013 so I left her a desperate message 425 00:18:04,015 --> 00:18:07,000 and started to send her a desperate e-mail. 426 00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:12,006 -Hello? 427 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,004 Hey, I was just about to call you. 428 00:18:14,006 --> 00:18:16,006 I was IM-ing with marathon man. 429 00:18:16,008 --> 00:18:18,021 Interesting. Will your tuchus be wanting some lingus? 430 00:18:18,023 --> 00:18:22,007 Uh, listen, if things work out between him and me, 431 00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:23,023 we never had that conversation. 432 00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:25,007 He's coming over. 433 00:18:25,009 --> 00:18:28,019 Well, I guess you'll be having dessert after all, hmm? 434 00:18:28,021 --> 00:18:30,004 What happened to my airbag? 435 00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:32,014 Outside the restaurant, Steve tried to kiss me. 436 00:18:32,016 --> 00:18:35,006 Aidan kissed me. Although, we kind of mis-kissed. 437 00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:36,013 And I wasn't going to kiss him at all 438 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,007 because he said he just wanted to be friends, 439 00:18:38,009 --> 00:18:39,015 but then, he kissed me. 440 00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:41,016 -What does that mean? 441 00:18:41,018 --> 00:18:43,021 Oh, my God, he's online! 442 00:18:43,023 --> 00:18:44,022 Can he see me? 443 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,003 No, just step away from the computer. 444 00:18:47,005 --> 00:18:48,010 No, I'm gonna go back there. 445 00:18:48,012 --> 00:18:49,013 Where, to Aidan's? 446 00:18:49,015 --> 00:18:50,016 Well, I know he's home. 447 00:18:50,018 --> 00:18:51,020 Carrie, pace yourself. 448 00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:53,007 Send him an e-mail or something. 449 00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:54,020 No, because then he'll just... 450 00:18:54,022 --> 00:18:56,004 say that he doesn't want to see me, 451 00:18:56,006 --> 00:18:58,002 but I know he does. 452 00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,003 His words said "no," but his kiss said "yes." 453 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:03,011 That's the defense invoked by date rapists. 454 00:19:03,013 --> 00:19:04,022 I know he still feels it! 455 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,023 When men attempt bold gestures, 456 00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:11,015 it's generally considered romantic. 457 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,004 When women do it, 458 00:19:19,006 --> 00:19:22,016 it's often considered desperate or psycho. 459 00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:25,011 I was hoping to prove I was neither. 460 00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:31,022 Hey again, you. 461 00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:36,006 You haven't been out here since I went up, have you? 462 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,020 No, no, no, no. I went home. 463 00:19:39,022 --> 00:19:41,005 And you came back? 464 00:19:42,004 --> 00:19:43,022 Yeah, I came back. 465 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,011 See, I, I... 466 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,005 I think... 467 00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:51,015 No, I feel fairly certain 468 00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:54,016 that there is still something between us. 469 00:19:56,007 --> 00:19:57,022 I had a nice time tonight... 470 00:19:58,015 --> 00:19:59,018 with you, I did, 471 00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:02,008 but I just wanna, I wanna leave it at that. 472 00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:04,010 Well... 473 00:20:04,012 --> 00:20:07,003 can I come up and talk to you for a few minutes? 474 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,001 I don't think that's a good idea. 475 00:20:11,008 --> 00:20:13,002 Because of what might happen? 476 00:20:16,003 --> 00:20:18,023 Because it's not a good time. 477 00:20:20,022 --> 00:20:22,012 Look, I know that you're probably scared, 478 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:26,002 and I would be too, but it's different now. 479 00:20:26,004 --> 00:20:29,005 Things are different. I'm, I'm different. 480 00:20:29,007 --> 00:20:32,010 In fact, in fact, gimme a second. 481 00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:35,006 In fact, cigarettes, gone! 482 00:20:35,008 --> 00:20:37,012 Seriously. All bad habits gone. 483 00:20:37,014 --> 00:20:40,008 This is a-- a whole new thing because I... 484 00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:43,010 I miss you. And I've missed you. 485 00:20:43,012 --> 00:20:46,006 And it's not just because you look so good. 486 00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:47,018 And you do, and you should know that. 487 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:50,011 But I lie in bed at night and I think about us, 488 00:20:50,013 --> 00:20:53,005 and I think about you holding me and-- 489 00:20:53,007 --> 00:20:56,001 You broke my heart! 490 00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:03,004 Carrie! 491 00:21:07,002 --> 00:21:08,021 Samantha! 492 00:21:08,023 --> 00:21:10,009 I wuv your titty-witties! 493 00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:13,004 As I was wishing I had said nothing, 494 00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:15,014 Samantha decided she had to say something. 495 00:21:15,016 --> 00:21:19,019 Warren, you're a great fuck, 496 00:21:19,021 --> 00:21:22,019 but I don't need the baby talk. 497 00:21:22,021 --> 00:21:25,003 You don't have to call these my titty-witties. 498 00:21:25,005 --> 00:21:26,009 These are my breasts. 499 00:21:26,011 --> 00:21:29,014 And you don't have to say anything about them. 500 00:21:29,016 --> 00:21:33,001 It's just sex, and it's fine. 501 00:21:38,004 --> 00:21:39,004 Warren? 502 00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:45,003 Warren... 503 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,015 Would you please come out of there? 504 00:21:48,017 --> 00:21:50,016 Can we talk about this like adults? 505 00:21:52,008 --> 00:21:53,019 We're not finished. 506 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:58,010 I was very closey-wosey. 507 00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:04,023 Okay, you can call them titty-witties. 508 00:22:05,001 --> 00:22:08,003 I'm leaving. I got an early day tomorrow. 509 00:22:08,005 --> 00:22:09,023 Oh, come on, don't pout. 510 00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:12,011 We were having such a nice time. 511 00:22:12,013 --> 00:22:14,014 It was only a suggestion. 512 00:22:14,016 --> 00:22:16,016 Where are my shoes? Ha! 513 00:22:20,002 --> 00:22:22,017 Samantha realized she wore the nipples 514 00:22:22,019 --> 00:22:24,014 and attracted a big baby. 515 00:22:26,007 --> 00:22:27,021 And speaking of babies, 516 00:22:27,023 --> 00:22:30,014 Charlotte and Trey still were not. 517 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:33,017 This was delivered today. 518 00:22:35,007 --> 00:22:36,022 I ordered it a week ago. 519 00:22:38,003 --> 00:22:40,018 They needed time to engrave it. I totally forgot. 520 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:44,019 "We had each other, and then we had you, 521 00:22:44,021 --> 00:22:47,002 and then we had everything. 522 00:22:47,004 --> 00:22:48,021 Love, Mommy and Daddy." 523 00:22:48,023 --> 00:22:51,005 Ah, it's completely premature. 524 00:22:51,007 --> 00:22:53,005 I was just so excited. 525 00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:55,005 And now? 526 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,016 Do you not want a baby anymore? 527 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,003 Of course I do... 528 00:23:02,009 --> 00:23:03,008 Don't you? 529 00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:04,021 Well, we pretty much stopped trying 530 00:23:04,023 --> 00:23:06,018 after the Watsons came over. 531 00:23:07,009 --> 00:23:08,009 Yeah. 532 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:13,000 Kids don't even want to sit by me. 533 00:23:16,002 --> 00:23:18,008 I want to sit next to you. 534 00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,013 You know, I knew Cliff and Tricia 535 00:23:27,015 --> 00:23:28,019 when they were first married. 536 00:23:28,021 --> 00:23:30,007 And they were so in love. 537 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,023 And now, they're just... 538 00:23:35,008 --> 00:23:37,007 Parents. 539 00:23:37,022 --> 00:23:38,021 Yeah. 540 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,011 Maybe if we only have one child... 541 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:50,006 One to start. 542 00:23:52,004 --> 00:23:53,011 See how we do. 543 00:23:54,014 --> 00:23:55,016 Besides... 544 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,003 Then Trey told the lie 545 00:23:57,005 --> 00:23:58,009 that all parents-to-be 546 00:23:58,011 --> 00:23:59,013 have to tell themselves 547 00:23:59,015 --> 00:24:00,023 in order to procreate. 548 00:24:01,001 --> 00:24:03,017 Our kids will be different. 549 00:24:03,019 --> 00:24:07,001 Even though the whole experience had them a little rattled, 550 00:24:07,003 --> 00:24:09,022 that night, Trey and Charlotte made love... 551 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,019 and possibly a baby. 552 00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:14,007 And downtown, Miranda seemingly 553 00:24:14,009 --> 00:24:16,021 had her communication problem licked. 554 00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:23,004 And she felt like she should do something in return. 555 00:24:25,013 --> 00:24:27,005 Would you like a massage? 556 00:24:28,002 --> 00:24:29,013 I would love one. 557 00:24:56,003 --> 00:24:58,018 I don't want to do that! 558 00:24:58,020 --> 00:25:00,013 Well, why didn't you just say you weren't interested 559 00:25:00,015 --> 00:25:02,017 before you were talking into my ass? 560 00:25:33,019 --> 00:25:36,003 This time, we didn't need any words. 561 00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:27,010 Do you want to do this to make up for the past? 562 00:26:29,012 --> 00:26:31,001 To relieve your conscience? 563 00:26:31,022 --> 00:26:33,004 'Cause we're okay. 564 00:26:34,023 --> 00:26:37,021 I've mentally kicked your butt all over Manhattan. 565 00:26:41,008 --> 00:26:42,017 I'm fine now. 566 00:26:43,009 --> 00:26:44,010 No. 567 00:26:46,002 --> 00:26:47,010 No, I just... 568 00:26:50,021 --> 00:26:52,009 I love you. 569 00:26:55,002 --> 00:26:57,002 I still love you. I just... 570 00:26:59,013 --> 00:27:02,007 I wish that I could be your girlfriend again. 571 00:27:11,011 --> 00:27:13,002 I need to think about that. 572 00:27:20,023 --> 00:27:23,016 His actions said he still loved me. 573 00:27:23,018 --> 00:27:25,012 Or maybe he just missed me. 574 00:27:25,014 --> 00:27:28,001 Or maybe he needed closure. 575 00:27:28,003 --> 00:27:29,013 Maybe I'd never know. 576 00:27:33,016 --> 00:27:36,012 The next morning, due to sheer embarrassment, 577 00:27:36,014 --> 00:27:38,020 Miranda got what she needed, 578 00:27:39,012 --> 00:27:40,017 a running buddy 579 00:27:40,019 --> 00:27:43,016 who pushed her into the nine-minute mile group. 580 00:27:47,011 --> 00:27:50,006 And I still had no response from Aidan. 581 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:01,011 Hey, Carrie! You up there? 582 00:28:06,015 --> 00:28:08,010 Okay, let's give it a shot. 583 00:28:08,012 --> 00:28:09,020 Really? 584 00:28:11,003 --> 00:28:12,013 Do you want to come upstairs? 585 00:28:12,015 --> 00:28:15,003 Nah, I promised Pete I'd take him for a walk. 586 00:28:15,005 --> 00:28:16,008 Oh. 587 00:28:16,010 --> 00:28:18,001 You want to go for a walk? 588 00:28:18,003 --> 00:28:19,008 Yeah. 589 00:28:20,019 --> 00:28:22,015 Yeah, let's go for a walk. 590 00:28:22,017 --> 00:28:23,012 Okay. 591 00:28:23,014 --> 00:28:25,023 Don't move, 'kay? 592 00:28:30,002 --> 00:28:31,012 I'll be right there!