1 00:00:46,009 --> 00:00:49,011 [Carrie] There are a million reasons to celebrate in New York City... 2 00:00:49,013 --> 00:00:52,000 Steve no longer having testicular cancer, 3 00:00:52,002 --> 00:00:54,000 was just one of them. 4 00:00:54,022 --> 00:00:57,016 I only have one ball left. 5 00:01:01,003 --> 00:01:02,013 I don't care who wins, 6 00:01:02,015 --> 00:01:04,017 it's me and you after this, buddy. 7 00:01:04,019 --> 00:01:06,008 Great! 8 00:01:06,010 --> 00:01:09,010 It all comes down to just one little ball. 9 00:01:10,007 --> 00:01:11,006 Who wants a beer? 10 00:01:11,008 --> 00:01:12,023 -Oh! -Hey! 11 00:01:17,022 --> 00:01:19,012 Samantha? 12 00:01:23,018 --> 00:01:25,004 One ball? 13 00:01:25,023 --> 00:01:27,005 One ball? 14 00:01:27,007 --> 00:01:28,022 Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking. 15 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Was he upset? 16 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:31,010 Embarrassed, I think. 17 00:01:31,012 --> 00:01:32,020 There's nothing to be embarrassed about. 18 00:01:32,022 --> 00:01:33,021 He's still got one. 19 00:01:33,023 --> 00:01:36,001 Oh, Miranda, they come in a set, like earrings. 20 00:01:36,003 --> 00:01:37,010 Oh, he's doing great. 21 00:01:37,012 --> 00:01:39,010 If it were me, I'd be sitting home all depressed. 22 00:01:39,012 --> 00:01:40,012 Explain that to me. 23 00:01:40,014 --> 00:01:41,012 Tell me why you'd be depressed 24 00:01:41,014 --> 00:01:42,019 if you were perfectly healthy 25 00:01:42,021 --> 00:01:45,000 but had to go through life without balls. 26 00:01:45,002 --> 00:01:47,002 -Well... -I was talking to Aidan. 27 00:01:47,004 --> 00:01:48,021 Well, maybe it's bullshit, but... 28 00:01:48,023 --> 00:01:51,002 I might feel like less of a man or something. 29 00:01:51,004 --> 00:01:52,011 A couple of hanging glands 30 00:01:52,013 --> 00:01:54,015 has nothing to do with making somebody a man. 31 00:01:54,017 --> 00:01:55,016 [Samantha] She's right. 32 00:01:55,018 --> 00:01:57,003 I once went out with this guy, 33 00:01:57,005 --> 00:01:58,021 the biggest balls I've ever seen, 34 00:01:58,023 --> 00:02:00,010 complete pussy. 35 00:02:00,012 --> 00:02:01,008 How big? 36 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:04,000 Huge, I could barely fit one in my mouth. 37 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:07,019 Welcome to my world. 38 00:02:07,021 --> 00:02:09,019 The irony is that I don't think women care 39 00:02:09,021 --> 00:02:11,017 that much about balls. 40 00:02:11,019 --> 00:02:13,017 I know I don't, do you, Carrie? 41 00:02:13,019 --> 00:02:15,017 Except for yours, darling. 42 00:02:15,019 --> 00:02:17,005 I'm very into yours. 43 00:02:17,007 --> 00:02:19,021 I have never met a man who wasn't into his balls. 44 00:02:19,023 --> 00:02:22,011 "Oh, yeah, baby, that's it, 45 00:02:22,013 --> 00:02:25,010 grab my big balls, lick them, pull them." 46 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,020 You pull the balls? 47 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:29,000 Mm-hmm, they like it. 48 00:02:29,002 --> 00:02:30,008 I went out with this guy... 49 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:32,021 -I'm sure you did. -Wait, please let her finish. 50 00:02:32,023 --> 00:02:34,016 She's done. 51 00:02:34,018 --> 00:02:37,012 Now, I'm thinking balls are to men, 52 00:02:37,014 --> 00:02:39,010 what purses are to women. 53 00:02:39,012 --> 00:02:41,000 It's just a little bag, 54 00:02:41,002 --> 00:02:43,016 but we'd feel naked in public without it. 55 00:02:43,018 --> 00:02:45,013 [man] Samantha Jones. 56 00:02:46,009 --> 00:02:48,017 Hey, how are you? 57 00:02:48,019 --> 00:02:50,009 Great! 58 00:02:50,011 --> 00:02:52,021 Everyone, this is, um... 59 00:02:52,023 --> 00:02:54,022 Allan, Allan Jannis. 60 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,023 Allan Jannis, right, we... 61 00:02:57,001 --> 00:02:57,021 Fucked! 62 00:02:57,023 --> 00:03:01,016 Fucked, I knew I knew you! 63 00:03:01,018 --> 00:03:02,022 How the hell are you? 64 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:03,022 Not bad, 65 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,016 just designed the new Richard Wright hotel. 66 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,005 I've been trying to get a meeting with him for months. 67 00:03:08,007 --> 00:03:09,012 Who's doing his PR? 68 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:11,018 I think he's talking to Brad Rosen. 69 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,020 Oh, he's a hack. 70 00:03:12,022 --> 00:03:14,009 Get me a meeting? 71 00:03:14,011 --> 00:03:15,017 I'll do what I can. 72 00:03:15,019 --> 00:03:17,006 Good seeing you... 73 00:03:17,008 --> 00:03:18,006 Allan. 74 00:03:18,008 --> 00:03:20,002 I know! 75 00:03:23,017 --> 00:03:25,010 [Carrie] And up on Park Avenue, 76 00:03:25,012 --> 00:03:27,005 a different reason for celebrating. 77 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,011 So, I told him, 78 00:03:28,013 --> 00:03:30,015 when I hire a contractor to do a job, 79 00:03:30,017 --> 00:03:32,004 I expect him to finish on time. 80 00:03:32,006 --> 00:03:33,015 Good, honey, good! 81 00:03:33,017 --> 00:03:35,022 You know, sometimes they just need to hear it from a man. 82 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,002 A little more mu shu, my mu shu. 83 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,011 So, I saw my doctor today 84 00:03:40,013 --> 00:03:41,023 and I told her how frustrated we were 85 00:03:42,001 --> 00:03:43,002 that we weren't pregnant yet. 86 00:03:43,004 --> 00:03:44,008 Mm-hmm... Wonton? 87 00:03:44,010 --> 00:03:46,011 And she said that the easiest thing to do 88 00:03:46,013 --> 00:03:48,002 would be to test your sperm. 89 00:03:49,023 --> 00:03:52,018 Charlotte, I'm eating. 90 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:55,006 Is it too much to ask to have my mu shu 91 00:03:55,008 --> 00:03:56,014 without a side of sperm? 92 00:03:56,016 --> 00:03:59,000 Why are you getting so mad? We're just talking. 93 00:03:59,002 --> 00:04:01,010 Hells bells, it's only been three months! 94 00:04:01,012 --> 00:04:03,021 And why would you just leap to the conclusion 95 00:04:03,023 --> 00:04:05,010 that the problem is me? 96 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,018 I'm not leaping to anything. 97 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:09,006 It's just easier to test the man first. 98 00:04:09,008 --> 00:04:10,018 Less invasive. 99 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:12,014 I'm sure your sperm is fine. 100 00:04:12,016 --> 00:04:15,007 No, it's better than fine, it's fantastic. 101 00:04:15,009 --> 00:04:17,021 This little subject matter 102 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:19,011 has put me right off my dinner. 103 00:04:19,013 --> 00:04:22,015 -Excuse me. -Trey! 104 00:04:22,017 --> 00:04:25,008 -Honey? -Not now! 105 00:04:30,002 --> 00:04:31,004 Do men? 106 00:04:31,006 --> 00:04:32,021 Do men what? 107 00:04:32,023 --> 00:04:34,018 Like 'em pulled? 108 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:36,008 How would I know? 109 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,022 Do you? 110 00:04:39,001 --> 00:04:40,003 Do I what? 111 00:04:40,005 --> 00:04:41,004 Like 'em pulled? 112 00:04:41,006 --> 00:04:43,011 How do I know? 113 00:04:43,013 --> 00:04:46,011 Well, why don't we give a little tug and see? 114 00:04:46,013 --> 00:04:48,020 You wanna give a little tug? 115 00:04:55,009 --> 00:04:57,009 Ha, ha, you're gonna do it too hard! 116 00:04:57,011 --> 00:04:59,001 No, I won't! 117 00:04:59,003 --> 00:05:00,006 Alright. 118 00:05:04,011 --> 00:05:07,008 [phone ringing] 119 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:10,021 You were saved by the bell. 120 00:05:10,023 --> 00:05:14,003 Bradshaw "house of pain," how can we hurt you? 121 00:05:14,005 --> 00:05:15,010 Hello? 122 00:05:15,012 --> 00:05:17,021 [Big] Oh, hey, uh... Hey man, it's me. 123 00:05:17,023 --> 00:05:20,008 I'm sorry to be, uh, calling you this late. 124 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:21,005 Is Carrie there? 125 00:05:21,007 --> 00:05:23,012 Yeah, just a sec. 126 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:24,022 Who is it? 127 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,002 Hello? 128 00:05:26,004 --> 00:05:28,009 [Big] It's me, I need to talk to you. 129 00:05:28,011 --> 00:05:30,020 Oh, well, it's really not a good time, 130 00:05:30,022 --> 00:05:32,021 -we're about to go to bed. -[Big] It's important. 131 00:05:32,023 --> 00:05:35,023 Willow is totally fucking with my head, please. 132 00:05:36,001 --> 00:05:37,022 Alright. 133 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,014 He's having girlfriend problems. 134 00:05:39,016 --> 00:05:41,017 I'm gonna be just a minute. 135 00:05:44,022 --> 00:05:46,018 [Carrie] Apparently, dating a movie star 136 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:49,000 makes you as crazy as dating anyone else. 137 00:05:49,002 --> 00:05:50,007 What's the problem? 138 00:05:50,009 --> 00:05:52,005 She's in town, she's at the Mercer. 139 00:05:52,007 --> 00:05:53,014 We were supposed to get together tonight. 140 00:05:53,016 --> 00:05:55,005 She hasn't gotten back to me. 141 00:05:55,007 --> 00:05:57,000 Well, did you call her? 142 00:05:57,002 --> 00:05:58,008 Yes, I called her. 143 00:05:58,010 --> 00:06:00,021 I called all five of her numbers. 144 00:06:00,023 --> 00:06:02,008 She never answers. 145 00:06:02,010 --> 00:06:04,009 See, here, here's the thing, see. 146 00:06:04,011 --> 00:06:08,009 She can reach me, but I can't ever get her. 147 00:06:08,011 --> 00:06:09,015 Maybe she never got your-- 148 00:06:09,017 --> 00:06:11,009 [Big] No, no, you don't get it. 149 00:06:11,011 --> 00:06:17,000 She can reach me, but I can't get her ever. 150 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,022 How fucked up is that? 151 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,018 I don't know, very? 152 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:23,005 I thought everything was going great. 153 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,010 It was, I mean, I flew out to L.A. 154 00:06:25,012 --> 00:06:27,022 to take her to that MTV award thing... 155 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,011 I'd better start feeling sorry for you soon. 156 00:06:30,013 --> 00:06:32,007 And then she totally dissed me. 157 00:06:32,009 --> 00:06:34,001 I was following her around 158 00:06:34,003 --> 00:06:35,016 like a goddamn dog. 159 00:06:35,018 --> 00:06:38,007 I'm just gonna be one more minute, okay? 160 00:06:40,001 --> 00:06:42,005 Listen, to this message she left me. 161 00:06:42,007 --> 00:06:43,018 Oh, I gotta go to bed! 162 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:44,021 [Big] Wait wait, listen, 163 00:06:44,023 --> 00:06:46,010 listen to this, listen to this. 164 00:06:46,012 --> 00:06:47,018 [Willow] I miss you. 165 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:49,022 I can't wait until I'm in New York, 166 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,019 in your arms. 167 00:06:51,021 --> 00:06:56,006 ♪ I'm in a New York State of mind ♪ 168 00:06:56,008 --> 00:06:58,012 "A New York State Of Mind"? 169 00:06:58,014 --> 00:07:01,021 It's Billy Joel, we love that song. 170 00:07:01,023 --> 00:07:03,016 -Goodnight. -Should I call her again? 171 00:07:03,018 --> 00:07:05,018 No, goodnight. 172 00:07:09,021 --> 00:07:11,009 I'm sorry. 173 00:07:11,011 --> 00:07:14,004 So, you still want me to give 'em a little pull? 174 00:07:14,006 --> 00:07:15,007 Naw. 175 00:07:15,009 --> 00:07:16,017 Why'd you take the phone in there? 176 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:20,002 'Cause I know you don't like him calling here, so... 177 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:24,011 Carrie, you tell me nothing's going on, then nothing's going on. 178 00:07:24,013 --> 00:07:26,020 I mean, you don't gotta run in a closet. 179 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:29,015 Well, I didn't run, 180 00:07:29,017 --> 00:07:31,014 and I went in there 'cause I know 181 00:07:31,016 --> 00:07:33,016 how uncomfortable it makes you. 182 00:07:33,018 --> 00:07:35,023 How uncomfortable it makes me, or you? 183 00:07:36,001 --> 00:07:39,012 Me, yes, I'm uncomfortable. 184 00:07:39,014 --> 00:07:41,014 I don't want you to feel threatened. 185 00:07:41,016 --> 00:07:43,000 You think I'm threatened by him? 186 00:07:43,002 --> 00:07:44,008 No, not "threatened." 187 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:46,013 I could take him. 188 00:07:46,015 --> 00:07:49,010 Who said anything about "taking him"? 189 00:07:49,012 --> 00:07:50,023 I'm just saying, it's like the time 190 00:07:51,001 --> 00:07:52,017 Batman and the Green Hornet got in a fight. 191 00:07:52,019 --> 00:07:54,011 Everybody expected Batman to win 192 00:07:54,013 --> 00:07:56,019 'cause he's got the gadgets and the cape and shit, 193 00:07:56,021 --> 00:07:58,012 but the Green Hornet had the moves. 194 00:07:58,014 --> 00:08:01,013 See, I'm the Green Hornet, I got the moves, 195 00:08:01,015 --> 00:08:03,012 plus, I got Pete and he's like Kato. 196 00:08:03,014 --> 00:08:05,000 Aren't you, boy? 197 00:08:05,002 --> 00:08:07,003 Hey, Petey, come here, boy, come here! 198 00:08:07,005 --> 00:08:09,000 Who's your buddy, who's your buddy? 199 00:08:09,002 --> 00:08:11,008 It's Kato, it's Kato! It's Kato, it's Kato! 200 00:08:11,010 --> 00:08:12,013 [dog barking] 201 00:08:12,015 --> 00:08:14,015 What do superheroes have to do with it? 202 00:08:14,017 --> 00:08:17,000 I have no idea, it's a guy thing. 203 00:08:17,002 --> 00:08:19,014 All I know is that in order to deal with Big, 204 00:08:19,016 --> 00:08:21,022 he had to turn himself into the Green Lantern. 205 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,002 -Hornet. -I don't care if he's the Green "Bee." 206 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:27,007 I just wish there was a way for Aidan 207 00:08:27,009 --> 00:08:29,012 to really understand that he has nothing 208 00:08:29,014 --> 00:08:31,009 to worry about. 209 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:34,000 Maybe I should try to get Big and him 210 00:08:34,002 --> 00:08:35,003 and me together. 211 00:08:35,005 --> 00:08:36,012 Did you have a big plate of crazy for lunch? 212 00:08:36,014 --> 00:08:38,014 We could all talk and Aidan could see 213 00:08:38,016 --> 00:08:41,002 once and for all that I love him, 214 00:08:41,004 --> 00:08:43,008 and Big and I are just friends. 215 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:44,021 Carrie, I don't know. 216 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:47,013 Seriously. Keeping my relationship with Big in the closet 217 00:08:47,015 --> 00:08:49,000 only makes things worse. 218 00:08:49,002 --> 00:08:51,010 These are guys, they don't talk, they fight. 219 00:08:51,012 --> 00:08:53,019 They can't help it, it's all that crazy testosterone. 220 00:08:53,021 --> 00:08:55,012 God bless it. 221 00:08:55,014 --> 00:08:58,013 We're having Trey's sperm tested. 222 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,019 Is it not doing well in school? 223 00:09:00,021 --> 00:09:03,002 We were discussing it over dinner last night, 224 00:09:03,004 --> 00:09:04,019 and he just blew up. 225 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:06,009 One minute he was perfectly happy, 226 00:09:06,011 --> 00:09:08,006 the next minute, furious. 227 00:09:08,008 --> 00:09:09,010 That time of the month? 228 00:09:09,012 --> 00:09:11,014 It's a side of Trey I've never seen. 229 00:09:11,016 --> 00:09:13,016 It's about the sperm. 230 00:09:13,018 --> 00:09:15,004 What is it with that area? 231 00:09:15,006 --> 00:09:16,011 It's like a minefield. 232 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:18,018 [Carrie] I spent the afternoon thinking about my friends. 233 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:22,015 Body image depression, unpredictable mood swings, 234 00:09:22,017 --> 00:09:24,011 late night phone calls 235 00:09:24,013 --> 00:09:26,002 obsessing about a relationship. 236 00:09:26,004 --> 00:09:28,012 Did I mention these are my male friends? 237 00:09:28,014 --> 00:09:31,013 So, maybe men and women aren't from different planets 238 00:09:31,015 --> 00:09:33,012 as pop culture would have us believe. 239 00:09:33,014 --> 00:09:35,015 Maybe we live a lot closer to each other. 240 00:09:35,017 --> 00:09:37,015 Perhaps, dare I even say it, 241 00:09:37,017 --> 00:09:39,019 in the same zip code? 242 00:09:39,021 --> 00:09:41,014 In view of current circumstances, 243 00:09:41,016 --> 00:09:43,007 I couldn't help but wonder, 244 00:09:43,009 --> 00:09:46,000 are men just women with balls? 245 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,000 [Steve] Look at that. 246 00:09:47,002 --> 00:09:49,005 -[Miranda] Look at what? -[Steve] That dog's sack! 247 00:09:49,007 --> 00:09:51,010 No, thank you. 248 00:09:52,022 --> 00:09:55,000 Did you know you can't enter a dog in a dog show 249 00:09:55,002 --> 00:09:56,011 if he's only got one ball? 250 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,012 Where'd you hear that? 251 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,008 Around. 252 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:04,007 They even make fake dog balls. 253 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:09,008 They make 'em for humans, too. 254 00:10:11,017 --> 00:10:13,003 I'm thinking about getting one. 255 00:10:13,005 --> 00:10:15,011 No, Steve, no, why would you do that? 256 00:10:15,013 --> 00:10:17,006 Why not, women get breast implants all the time. 257 00:10:17,008 --> 00:10:20,010 Steve, trust me, I've been to the "area" 258 00:10:20,012 --> 00:10:21,014 and I swear to God, 259 00:10:21,016 --> 00:10:24,008 I wouldn't know if you had one or four. 260 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:26,006 But I know. 261 00:10:26,008 --> 00:10:28,007 Every time I look down at my nuts, 262 00:10:28,009 --> 00:10:30,022 correction, nut... 263 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,012 I look all lopsided. 264 00:10:33,014 --> 00:10:35,017 Women don't care! 265 00:10:35,019 --> 00:10:38,016 We care about nice arms, 266 00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:40,023 great eyes, big dick. 267 00:10:41,001 --> 00:10:43,003 I have never once heard a woman say, 268 00:10:43,005 --> 00:10:46,005 "he had such a big, full scrotum!" 269 00:10:47,015 --> 00:10:48,020 I made an appointment, 270 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,004 I'm talking to the doctor. 271 00:10:50,006 --> 00:10:51,023 Will you go with me? 272 00:10:52,001 --> 00:10:54,003 Where, testicle shopping? 273 00:10:55,016 --> 00:10:56,018 [groans] 274 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,016 [Carrie] Samantha finally got her meeting 275 00:10:58,018 --> 00:11:01,009 with hotel magnate, Richard Wright. 276 00:11:01,011 --> 00:11:04,016 Smart, tough, a real ball buster. 277 00:11:04,018 --> 00:11:06,001 Well, I've enjoyed meeting you, 278 00:11:06,003 --> 00:11:07,021 but truth be told, Ms. Jones, 279 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,002 your resume's all fluff. 280 00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:11,006 Fluff? 281 00:11:11,008 --> 00:11:13,001 It's just parties and social events. 282 00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:16,003 Well, what is it that you do in your hotels, 283 00:11:16,005 --> 00:11:17,013 nuclear fission? 284 00:11:20,021 --> 00:11:22,001 [intercom beeping] 285 00:11:24,002 --> 00:11:26,010 I admit, I'm intrigued. 286 00:11:26,012 --> 00:11:28,014 If I wasn't, you woulda been down in the lobby 287 00:11:28,016 --> 00:11:30,012 having a cappuccino ten minutes ago. 288 00:11:31,019 --> 00:11:33,008 Here's an idea. 289 00:11:33,010 --> 00:11:34,014 I'm talking to Brad Rosen. 290 00:11:34,016 --> 00:11:37,007 Maybe you two can get together and share the work. 291 00:11:37,009 --> 00:11:39,014 Five hotels, it's a big job. 292 00:11:39,016 --> 00:11:40,023 I know it's a big job, 293 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,021 that's why I'm still here and not down in the lobby 294 00:11:43,023 --> 00:11:45,016 having a cappuccino. 295 00:11:45,018 --> 00:11:47,021 I appreciate your offer, but... 296 00:11:47,023 --> 00:11:49,020 I don't need a partner. 297 00:11:49,022 --> 00:11:53,012 Read between the lines, Ms. Jones. 298 00:11:53,014 --> 00:11:56,018 I deal with a lot of business... "men." 299 00:11:57,021 --> 00:11:59,007 What are you saying? 300 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:02,019 That business "men" would be more comfortable 301 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,002 dealing with a woman 302 00:12:04,004 --> 00:12:05,022 if she were working next to a man? 303 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,016 You have a lot to offer. 304 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,021 You might want to consider working with a partner 305 00:12:09,023 --> 00:12:11,016 who isn't so... 306 00:12:11,018 --> 00:12:13,020 emotional. 307 00:12:13,022 --> 00:12:15,017 "Emotional" is just code for 308 00:12:15,019 --> 00:12:17,008 "I don't want to hire a woman." 309 00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:19,013 Exactly. They're that way at my firm, too. 310 00:12:19,015 --> 00:12:21,007 They think you're gonna cry over a legal brief. 311 00:12:21,009 --> 00:12:23,001 Well, have you ever cried over a brief? 312 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:25,005 Certainly, but only in the privacy of my own office. 313 00:12:25,007 --> 00:12:26,018 I cried once at the gallery, 314 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:28,015 once, in ten years, 315 00:12:28,017 --> 00:12:29,021 and from that day on it was, 316 00:12:29,023 --> 00:12:32,004 "Careful, don't make Charlotte cry." 317 00:12:32,006 --> 00:12:33,019 I have never cried at work. 318 00:12:33,021 --> 00:12:36,008 I fake cried to my editor when I missed a deadline. 319 00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:38,021 I told him I was having a bad time at home, 320 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:40,003 but really, 321 00:12:40,005 --> 00:12:41,014 I was having a good time in the Hamptons. 322 00:12:41,016 --> 00:12:44,001 Well, that makes the rest of us look bad. 323 00:12:44,003 --> 00:12:45,016 Oh, boo-hoo, it was 80 degrees and sunny. 324 00:12:45,018 --> 00:12:47,005 A guy gets angry in a meeting, 325 00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:49,011 he's a pistol, a woman, she's emotional. 326 00:12:49,013 --> 00:12:50,018 If I'd say anything, like, 327 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,010 "I don't think that's hung high enough," 328 00:12:52,012 --> 00:12:53,019 they'd say, "Ooh, careful, 329 00:12:53,021 --> 00:12:54,022 don't make Charlotte cry"! 330 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,018 What does he think I'm going to do, 331 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:58,010 get my period and ruin his empire? 332 00:12:58,012 --> 00:12:59,017 Yes, men, 333 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:02,010 wait, let me rephrase that, some men-- 334 00:13:02,012 --> 00:13:04,007 Good move, counsel. That will look much better 335 00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:06,005 on the court transcripts of this dinner. 336 00:13:06,007 --> 00:13:08,019 Some men are threatened by strong businesswomen 337 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,004 and they have to find a way 338 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,019 to make her be just a woman again. 339 00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:13,008 Hence, you're too emotional. 340 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:14,018 "Hence," yet. 341 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:16,007 Well, I'm going back in there, 342 00:13:16,009 --> 00:13:18,001 guns blazing, cool, calm, collected. 343 00:13:18,003 --> 00:13:20,022 I'm going to impress that arrogant motherfucker so much, 344 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,001 he's gonna beg me to take the job. 345 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,004 Just don't cry. 346 00:13:24,006 --> 00:13:25,015 Once, once in ten years! 347 00:13:25,017 --> 00:13:26,022 Well, this chickie's gotta run 348 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,005 or I'm gonna miss my ride with Aidan, 349 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,003 and then I'm gonna have to take mass transit to the country. 350 00:13:30,005 --> 00:13:31,016 Then there'll be some tears. 351 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,020 The next day, 352 00:13:32,022 --> 00:13:35,005 while Aidan was tearing down the old shed, 353 00:13:35,007 --> 00:13:36,022 I was tearing through the new InStyle 354 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,018 with Big's big movie star on the cover. 355 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,006 [phone ringing] 356 00:13:44,016 --> 00:13:45,016 Hello? 357 00:13:45,018 --> 00:13:47,013 Hey, it's me. 358 00:13:47,015 --> 00:13:49,012 What's the matter? You sound terrible. 359 00:13:49,014 --> 00:13:50,019 I hope you don't mind my calling. 360 00:13:50,021 --> 00:13:52,012 I got the number off your machine. 361 00:13:52,014 --> 00:13:54,009 Where's area code 8-4-5? 362 00:13:54,011 --> 00:13:56,011 Upstate, we're in the country. 363 00:13:56,013 --> 00:13:57,016 On a Thursday? 364 00:13:57,018 --> 00:14:00,009 We're taking a long weekend, what's wrong? 365 00:14:02,005 --> 00:14:04,000 She broke it off. 366 00:14:04,002 --> 00:14:06,021 She said she never wants to see me again. 367 00:14:06,023 --> 00:14:09,021 Oh, I'm so sorry. 368 00:14:09,023 --> 00:14:11,014 [Big] I don't even know what I did. 369 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,013 She won't return my calls. 370 00:14:13,015 --> 00:14:17,002 See, see, she can reach me, 371 00:14:17,004 --> 00:14:18,010 but I can't get her. 372 00:14:18,012 --> 00:14:20,013 You mentioned that. 373 00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:23,021 Well... 374 00:14:23,023 --> 00:14:25,017 She's crazy, I'm telling you. 375 00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:27,008 She has the eyes of a crazy person. 376 00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:30,000 Man, I was such a chump. 377 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,016 I really put myself out there 378 00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:35,000 and she drop-kicked me 379 00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:36,017 right in the fuckin' heart. 380 00:14:39,005 --> 00:14:40,019 When are you coming back to the city? 381 00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:41,016 Monday. 382 00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:43,003 Not 'til Monday? 383 00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:48,000 Fuck. 384 00:14:51,003 --> 00:14:53,020 Well, I would, 385 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:56,017 I'd invite you out here, but it's just so far away. 386 00:14:56,019 --> 00:14:58,006 How far? 387 00:14:58,008 --> 00:15:01,007 It's 40 minutes, you know, if there's no traffic, 388 00:15:01,009 --> 00:15:03,022 but with the weekenders and everything, I don't know. 389 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,017 An hour, maybe even two. 390 00:15:05,019 --> 00:15:06,019 It's Thursday afternoon. 391 00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:08,006 Yeah, don't you have to work? 392 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,018 [Big] I have to see you. 393 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,018 I'll get my jag out of the garage. 394 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,004 Maybe the drive will do me good. 395 00:15:13,006 --> 00:15:14,005 Uh-huh. 396 00:15:14,007 --> 00:15:16,004 [Big] I'll come up for an hour, we'll talk, 397 00:15:16,006 --> 00:15:17,011 and then I'll head home. 398 00:15:17,013 --> 00:15:18,015 Uh-huh. 399 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:21,003 How do I get there? Let me get a pen. 400 00:15:27,006 --> 00:15:28,018 [Pete barking] 401 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,019 Hey darlin'. 402 00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:34,020 We gotta close these windows up, 403 00:15:34,022 --> 00:15:36,023 it's gonna rain. 404 00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:38,012 Did I hear the phone ring? 405 00:15:38,014 --> 00:15:39,023 Uh-huh. 406 00:15:41,017 --> 00:15:43,007 Who was it? 407 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,010 It was Batman. 408 00:15:45,018 --> 00:15:47,014 I invited him up. 409 00:15:49,008 --> 00:15:51,013 I didn't mean to, I... 410 00:15:51,015 --> 00:15:53,003 I just got trapped. 411 00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:56,015 That crazy movie star lady broke up with him, 412 00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:57,015 he's devastated, 413 00:15:57,017 --> 00:15:59,002 he has no one else to talk to. 414 00:15:59,004 --> 00:16:00,015 And before I knew it, I was telling him 415 00:16:00,017 --> 00:16:04,001 to make a right at the sign for farm fresh summer squash. 416 00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:05,008 I don't want him in my house. 417 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:06,023 I totally understand. 418 00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:08,013 Look, he's gonna come up here 419 00:16:08,015 --> 00:16:09,017 and we're gonna have a quick talk, 420 00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:11,010 and then he is gonna go right back to the city 421 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,005 where he belongs. 422 00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:14,020 Oh, fuck! 423 00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:17,009 Hey. 424 00:16:17,011 --> 00:16:19,013 You're my man. 425 00:16:19,015 --> 00:16:21,014 And I love you. 426 00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:25,018 He's just a friend in pain. 427 00:16:26,023 --> 00:16:29,016 I would never do this, but he's really hurting. 428 00:16:29,018 --> 00:16:32,005 Come on, haven't you ever had a girl break your-- 429 00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:36,012 [thunder rumbling] 430 00:16:36,014 --> 00:16:38,020 Well, he better be fucking upset 431 00:16:38,022 --> 00:16:41,000 when he gets here, there better be tears. 432 00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:43,011 Thank you. 433 00:16:45,022 --> 00:16:47,017 Let's go, Pete. 434 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:52,001 He's got some balls coming up here. 435 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,015 [Dr. Manuel] The prosthesis approximates 436 00:16:55,017 --> 00:16:58,018 the weight, shape, and feel of a normal testicle. 437 00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:59,021 Squeeze it. 438 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:08,000 Oh, I'm sorry. 439 00:17:08,002 --> 00:17:10,012 I dropped the ball. 440 00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:13,018 [laughs] 441 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:15,019 Now, it comes in four sizes. 442 00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:18,017 Extra small, small, medium, and large. 443 00:17:19,022 --> 00:17:22,009 I'd be a... 444 00:17:22,011 --> 00:17:26,017 Jeez, Miranda, what would I be? 445 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:31,015 Umm... Medium? 446 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:34,020 Yeah? I was thinking large. 447 00:17:34,022 --> 00:17:37,001 Well, I'm really not an expert. 448 00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,010 Large, then. 449 00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:44,003 Medium... Really? 450 00:17:44,005 --> 00:17:46,006 A large-medium, Steve. 451 00:17:46,008 --> 00:17:47,015 Now, to get this model, 452 00:17:47,017 --> 00:17:49,018 you have to enroll in a clinical trial 453 00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:50,018 for market clearance. 454 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:52,013 Excuse me? 455 00:17:52,015 --> 00:17:53,018 It's not approved yet. 456 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:55,006 It's still being tested for safety. 457 00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:57,007 No, Steve... 458 00:17:58,001 --> 00:17:58,023 No. 459 00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:01,022 I assure you, it's perfectly safe. 460 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,022 He says it's perfectly safe. 461 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,005 That's what they said about the Ford Pinto. 462 00:18:06,007 --> 00:18:08,000 Think about it, Steve. 463 00:18:08,002 --> 00:18:09,021 You want a Pinto near your penis? 464 00:18:15,022 --> 00:18:18,007 [Carrie] And in a different urologist's office 465 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:20,010 at the exact same time... 466 00:18:20,012 --> 00:18:21,015 [knocking] 467 00:18:22,008 --> 00:18:23,020 Hi! 468 00:18:23,022 --> 00:18:27,002 Is everything okay? The nurse said you wanted to see me. 469 00:18:27,004 --> 00:18:30,000 I'm afraid our old problem has reared its ugly head. 470 00:18:30,002 --> 00:18:32,019 I can't seem to rise to the occasion. 471 00:18:32,021 --> 00:18:35,003 Well, let's not assume it's the same problem. 472 00:18:35,005 --> 00:18:38,019 Here, I bought you this. 473 00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:39,020 Juggs? 474 00:18:39,022 --> 00:18:41,005 I know how much you like them. 475 00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:43,012 [laughs] You knew I'd have a problem. 476 00:18:43,014 --> 00:18:46,002 No, no, I just came prepared. 477 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,006 Look, 478 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,017 she's got big boobs. 479 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,004 Look, so does she. 480 00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:56,001 It's the big boob bonanza issue! 481 00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:57,020 It's not that, it's... 482 00:18:57,022 --> 00:18:59,023 What, honey? 483 00:19:00,019 --> 00:19:01,021 I'm afraid to. 484 00:19:01,023 --> 00:19:04,014 I don't think I can handle another problem 485 00:19:04,016 --> 00:19:06,000 -in that area. -Oh... 486 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:12,004 Don't you worry, Trey MacDougal, 487 00:19:12,006 --> 00:19:17,005 I'm sure that you have very strong Scottish sperm. 488 00:19:17,007 --> 00:19:20,020 And if you don't, we can just, 489 00:19:20,022 --> 00:19:24,005 spin them, and whip them up, 490 00:19:24,007 --> 00:19:26,022 and do whatever it is you sexy doctor types do. 491 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,016 Mmm, that's good. 492 00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:30,017 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. 493 00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:33,020 -Oh, yeah, keep doing that. -Mm-hmm. 494 00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:37,015 Do that thing I like. 495 00:19:37,017 --> 00:19:39,002 Which thing? 496 00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:41,022 You know, give a little tug. 497 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,018 [Carrie] Turned out, Trey's Scottish sperm was fine, 498 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:48,003 no, better than fine, fantastic. 499 00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:49,014 Where's the cup? 500 00:19:49,016 --> 00:19:52,019 Well, I have to admit, you're the best person for the job, 501 00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:54,020 but I'm not gonna hire you. 502 00:19:56,003 --> 00:19:59,000 Give me one legitimate reason why not. 503 00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:00,020 Do I have to say it? 504 00:20:00,022 --> 00:20:01,022 Yes. 505 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,002 I'd like to hear the words come out of your mouth. 506 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:08,000 Okay, you slept with my architect. 507 00:20:08,002 --> 00:20:10,008 [Carrie] Turns out, Samantha was wrong, 508 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,016 men do talk. 509 00:20:11,018 --> 00:20:13,003 And I don't wanna get into all that. 510 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:15,023 Into all what? 511 00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:18,000 It happened a hundred years ago! 512 00:20:18,002 --> 00:20:20,007 I barely know the guy! 513 00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:23,007 And how does my personal life affect your business? 514 00:20:23,009 --> 00:20:25,012 I think the more accurate question would be, 515 00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:28,014 how does your personal life affect your business? 516 00:20:29,015 --> 00:20:31,000 It's too bad. 517 00:20:31,002 --> 00:20:33,007 Other than that, you had the job. 518 00:20:37,012 --> 00:20:38,013 You know what? 519 00:20:39,008 --> 00:20:40,022 If I was a guy, 520 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,014 you would have shaken my hand, 521 00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:45,011 bought me a scotch and given me a key to an office. 522 00:20:45,013 --> 00:20:46,013 It's amazing. 523 00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:48,006 A man with such innovative vision 524 00:20:48,008 --> 00:20:50,005 can be so short-sighted. 525 00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:54,015 Ms. Jones, wait. 526 00:20:54,017 --> 00:20:56,001 [Carrie] But Samantha couldn't wait. 527 00:20:56,003 --> 00:20:58,007 She could feel the tears building up inside her. 528 00:20:58,009 --> 00:20:59,016 Come on, come on! 529 00:20:59,018 --> 00:21:01,016 [Richard] Wait, not so fast! 530 00:21:01,018 --> 00:21:04,007 -Close... close! -[Richard] Ms. Jones! 531 00:21:07,021 --> 00:21:11,005 [Carrie] The next day, Richard Wright hired Samantha. 532 00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:14,012 He told her he admired her balls. 533 00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:18,022 When Big still hadn't arrived two hours later, 534 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,015 I was secretly praying he had missed the sign 535 00:21:21,017 --> 00:21:25,011 for farm fresh summer squash. 536 00:21:25,013 --> 00:21:28,012 Then, there it was, the Batmobile. 537 00:21:28,014 --> 00:21:30,023 [thunder rumbling] 538 00:21:37,023 --> 00:21:39,018 [horn honking] 539 00:21:41,004 --> 00:21:43,021 Maybe he doesn't wanna come in and meet your dad. 540 00:21:49,013 --> 00:21:52,001 [on radio] ♪ I'm takin' a greyhound ♪ 541 00:21:52,003 --> 00:21:55,010 ♪ on the Hudson River line ♪ 542 00:21:57,002 --> 00:22:01,005 ♪ I'm in a New York State of mind ♪ 543 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:04,013 What are you doing just sitting here? 544 00:22:04,015 --> 00:22:06,009 Waiting for you. 545 00:22:07,015 --> 00:22:09,018 Why didn't you come in? 546 00:22:11,021 --> 00:22:13,016 I don't wanna go in. 547 00:22:13,018 --> 00:22:15,023 Let's go have a drink or something. 548 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,013 Wanna get a drink, where? 549 00:22:17,015 --> 00:22:20,023 At "ye old country lemonade stand?" 550 00:22:21,001 --> 00:22:23,014 [music continues] 551 00:22:23,016 --> 00:22:26,016 Why are you listening to that? 552 00:22:26,018 --> 00:22:30,020 [music continues] 553 00:22:30,022 --> 00:22:33,000 Come on, turn off the car and come inside. 554 00:22:33,002 --> 00:22:34,018 We'll talk, alright? 555 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:37,014 ♪ I'm in a New York State of mind ♪ 556 00:22:37,016 --> 00:22:38,023 [music stops] 557 00:22:44,016 --> 00:22:45,020 Is he in there? 558 00:22:45,022 --> 00:22:47,011 Yes. 559 00:22:47,013 --> 00:22:49,013 I can't talk about this in front of him. 560 00:22:49,015 --> 00:22:53,008 Yes, you can, and you better. 561 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:55,015 So, come on, let's go. 562 00:22:55,017 --> 00:22:57,023 Come on. 563 00:22:58,001 --> 00:22:59,022 Oh, shit. 564 00:23:01,008 --> 00:23:04,004 An hour and two bottles of red wine later, 565 00:23:04,006 --> 00:23:05,020 Big started talking. 566 00:23:05,022 --> 00:23:08,003 Unfortunately, it was mostly to himself. 567 00:23:08,005 --> 00:23:10,013 "Her luminous skin, 568 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:14,014 a product of vegan diet discipline." 569 00:23:14,016 --> 00:23:18,004 Vegan diet, bullshit. 570 00:23:18,006 --> 00:23:19,012 Alright, give me the magazine. 571 00:23:19,014 --> 00:23:21,014 No, wait, wait, wait, listen to this one. 572 00:23:21,016 --> 00:23:25,004 "I'm looking for that someone special." 573 00:23:25,006 --> 00:23:28,021 She's not looking for anybody, bullshit. 574 00:23:30,013 --> 00:23:31,022 Any more wine? 575 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,019 Nope. 576 00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:43,011 "Let's go have a drink and a smoke sometime." 577 00:23:45,010 --> 00:23:47,000 You can't smoke in the house. 578 00:23:47,002 --> 00:23:48,013 Huh? 579 00:23:48,015 --> 00:23:51,017 You can't smoke in the house. 580 00:23:51,019 --> 00:23:54,018 That's cool. 581 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:56,016 Guess I better head back. 582 00:23:59,008 --> 00:24:00,022 Thanks. 583 00:24:04,019 --> 00:24:06,015 Oh, Jesus. 584 00:24:06,017 --> 00:24:09,008 Look at him, he can't drive. 585 00:24:18,019 --> 00:24:20,005 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 586 00:24:20,007 --> 00:24:21,013 You can't drive. 587 00:24:21,015 --> 00:24:22,013 Call my driver. 588 00:24:22,015 --> 00:24:24,016 We're an hour outside New York. 589 00:24:24,018 --> 00:24:27,022 ♪ I'm in a New York State of mind ♪ 590 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,010 ♪ Seen all The movie stars ♪ 591 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:32,005 Alright, you're gonna have to sleep on the couch. 592 00:24:32,007 --> 00:24:33,017 I better not. 593 00:24:33,019 --> 00:24:36,004 He doesn't want me here. 594 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:43,000 You can't drive, sleep on the couch. 595 00:24:45,019 --> 00:24:47,022 That's cool. 596 00:24:49,019 --> 00:24:51,017 [Carrie] After the ball plan backfired, 597 00:24:51,019 --> 00:24:55,000 Miranda took Steve out to dinner to lift his spirits. 598 00:24:55,002 --> 00:24:57,002 Here's the book I was telling you about, 599 00:24:57,004 --> 00:25:00,003 A Positive Outlook To Healing. 600 00:25:03,005 --> 00:25:05,006 Steve, I'm starting to hit my limit. 601 00:25:05,008 --> 00:25:08,012 I know, um, I just, 602 00:25:08,014 --> 00:25:13,012 I was just really counting on that fake ball. 603 00:25:13,014 --> 00:25:17,007 It's just, every time I look down there, I feel... 604 00:25:17,009 --> 00:25:19,014 What? 605 00:25:19,016 --> 00:25:22,015 This may be hard for you to understand, 606 00:25:22,017 --> 00:25:25,018 um... 607 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:28,018 But who's gonna fuck a uni-ball bartender? 608 00:25:36,004 --> 00:25:39,020 [Carrie] Miranda realized the one thing she could do to help Steve 609 00:25:39,022 --> 00:25:42,012 didn't involve books or balls. 610 00:25:46,001 --> 00:25:49,006 [ball bouncing] 611 00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:04,023 [bouncing continues] 612 00:26:09,023 --> 00:26:12,000 [groaning] 613 00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:18,018 What's that pounding? 614 00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:20,015 Aidan's shooting hoops. 615 00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:26,004 Isn't it a little early? 616 00:26:26,006 --> 00:26:28,019 You have to go out there and make friends with him. 617 00:26:31,014 --> 00:26:33,000 [sighs] 618 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,012 What are you talking about? 619 00:26:39,010 --> 00:26:41,010 We're middle-aged men, we don't make friends. 620 00:26:41,012 --> 00:26:42,014 We have nothing in common. 621 00:26:42,016 --> 00:26:44,000 You have me in common. 622 00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:46,013 And if you and Aidan don't become at least a little friendly, 623 00:26:46,015 --> 00:26:48,016 I'm not gonna be able to stay in your life. 624 00:26:55,019 --> 00:26:58,012 Well, how do I do this? 625 00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:01,010 You're a guy, he's a guy, 626 00:27:01,012 --> 00:27:04,009 there's a ball, figure it out. 627 00:27:28,023 --> 00:27:30,015 Hey, man. 628 00:27:31,022 --> 00:27:33,020 I'm sorry about last night, 629 00:27:33,022 --> 00:27:36,016 I guess I got a little drunk. 630 00:27:36,018 --> 00:27:40,014 I didn't mean to come up and ruin your weekend or anything. 631 00:27:43,014 --> 00:27:45,000 You play hoop, huh? 632 00:27:45,002 --> 00:27:48,015 Here, why don't you give me a shot? I play a little. 633 00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:56,003 A little muddy, I guess all that rain, huh? 634 00:28:06,012 --> 00:28:08,005 Watch it, man, that was a little hard. 635 00:28:08,007 --> 00:28:10,007 That wasn't that hard. 636 00:28:14,005 --> 00:28:15,010 [grunting] 637 00:28:19,004 --> 00:28:21,004 [Pete barking] 638 00:28:25,002 --> 00:28:27,002 [Aidan and Big grunting] 639 00:28:27,004 --> 00:28:28,002 [Carrie] There they were. 640 00:28:28,004 --> 00:28:30,012 Batman and the Green "Bee." 641 00:28:31,004 --> 00:28:33,016 Hey! Stop! 642 00:28:34,015 --> 00:28:36,005 Stop it! 643 00:28:37,003 --> 00:28:39,003 [both grunting] 644 00:28:39,005 --> 00:28:42,013 Stop it! You're middle-aged! 645 00:28:45,009 --> 00:28:47,000 -[Pete growling] -[Big] Ow! 646 00:28:47,002 --> 00:28:49,008 That dog just bit my ass! 647 00:28:49,010 --> 00:28:50,007 Pete! 648 00:28:50,009 --> 00:28:52,000 [Carrie] And just like that, 649 00:28:52,002 --> 00:28:53,017 Kato stopped the fight. 650 00:29:04,013 --> 00:29:06,020 And the thing is, see, 651 00:29:06,022 --> 00:29:12,006 she could reach me, but I could never get her. 652 00:29:13,005 --> 00:29:16,000 Day or night, whenever, 653 00:29:16,002 --> 00:29:18,000 she could reach me, 654 00:29:18,002 --> 00:29:20,002 I couldn't get her. 655 00:29:20,004 --> 00:29:21,012 See? 656 00:29:21,014 --> 00:29:24,017 -That's fucked up. -Yeah, yeah. 657 00:29:24,019 --> 00:29:26,023 [Carrie] Somehow, the storm had passed 658 00:29:27,001 --> 00:29:30,008 and I never fully understood why. 659 00:29:30,010 --> 00:29:34,009 Okay, maybe men and women don't live in the same zip code, 660 00:29:34,011 --> 00:29:36,019 but we're moving closer. 661 00:29:36,021 --> 00:29:38,016 -Good eggs. -[Aidan] Mmm.