1 00:00:55,834 --> 00:00:58,500 New York welcomes and shelters 2 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:01,208 the tired, the poor, the persecuted, 3 00:01:01,291 --> 00:01:03,375 who have been forced to leave their homes 4 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:05,542 at the whim of a ruling class. 5 00:01:05,625 --> 00:01:08,542 Therefore, it's ironic that all Manhattanites 6 00:01:08,625 --> 00:01:10,875 face the same horrible uncertainty, 7 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:12,208 knowing that any day 8 00:01:12,291 --> 00:01:15,250 they may have to utter the tragic words... 9 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:17,458 My building's going co-op. 10 00:01:17,542 --> 00:01:20,000 Did you get the tomatoes? 11 00:01:20,083 --> 00:01:22,333 My building's going co-op. 12 00:01:24,041 --> 00:01:26,166 I have to move! This is a nightmare. 13 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:30,041 Why don't you just buy the place? 14 00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:34,333 Yeah, okay, sure. That's a great idea. 15 00:01:34,417 --> 00:01:36,917 -Well, why not? -Aidan, I just charged tomatoes. 16 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,125 I really don't think that I'm in a position to buy an apartment. 17 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:41,500 I am. 18 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,542 -You are? -Yeah. 19 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:48,250 I had no idea. 20 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:49,667 Oh-ho! 21 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:53,792 You have a girlfriend, moneybags? 22 00:01:53,875 --> 00:01:56,083 Afraid so, and she's sexy, 23 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:57,417 and I like it. 24 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:58,625 Figures. 25 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:00,500 Seriously. 26 00:02:01,834 --> 00:02:02,750 Do you wanna talk about this? 27 00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:05,417 You're not buying my apartment for me. 28 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,291 Not for you, for us. 29 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:09,917 I could sell my place and buy this place 30 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,208 and that place next door. 31 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:14,041 We could tear down that wall. 32 00:02:15,166 --> 00:02:16,959 We could live together. 33 00:02:17,041 --> 00:02:19,375 So then, well... 34 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:21,166 are you... 35 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:24,125 Well, would that make you my landlord or my roommate? 36 00:02:24,208 --> 00:02:25,208 Little of both. 37 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:26,583 What would the rent be like? 38 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,875 Like, uh... 39 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,333 this? 40 00:02:38,083 --> 00:02:39,834 Does that include utilities? 41 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:41,750 No. 42 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:44,750 Think about it. 43 00:02:44,834 --> 00:02:47,500 I have to admit, I was tempted by his offer. 44 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:50,208 We were spending almost every night together already, 45 00:02:50,291 --> 00:02:51,667 and we were in love, 46 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,458 and moving is such a pain in the ass. 47 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,333 And so were the hormone injections... 48 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:57,500 Ow! 49 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:59,000 ... Charlotte was facing nightly. 50 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:01,208 I don't approve of this, Charlotte. 51 00:03:01,291 --> 00:03:03,917 You've got more hormones in you than a teenage boy. 52 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,625 Well, this is what we have to do now. 53 00:03:06,709 --> 00:03:09,667 I think we should go back to trying to have a baby the old-fashioned way. 54 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,834 Well, why don't we just sit around and wait for a stork? 55 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:13,375 The doctor said there's still a chance. 56 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:15,208 A very, very slim chance. 57 00:03:15,291 --> 00:03:16,250 Well, that's good news. 58 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:17,417 If you had a patient 59 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:18,959 who had a very, very slim chance of living, 60 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:21,000 would that be good news? Would you tell the family, 61 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:23,625 "Hey, buck up, he's got a shot in hell"? 62 00:03:23,709 --> 00:03:24,709 Point taken. 63 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:26,750 That's why we have to move on to in vitro. 64 00:03:26,834 --> 00:03:29,709 It took Peggy Woodruff seven years to conceive. 65 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:30,834 Who is Peggy Woodruff? 66 00:03:30,917 --> 00:03:32,291 A woman I met in the elevator. 67 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:34,083 A lot of couples have trouble conceiving, 68 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:35,583 and they all get through it. 69 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:36,750 In our building alone, 70 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:37,875 there are six couples 71 00:03:37,959 --> 00:03:38,959 who have been through in vitro. 72 00:03:39,041 --> 00:03:40,083 Charlotte, what did you do? 73 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:41,542 Put up a flyer in the lobby? 74 00:03:41,625 --> 00:03:43,125 "We're barren. How about you?" 75 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:44,458 We're not barren. 76 00:03:44,542 --> 00:03:46,792 We're reproductively challenged. 77 00:03:47,959 --> 00:03:50,375 Oh, and Peggy invited us over on Friday night 78 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:51,917 to hear all about their experiences. 79 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:52,875 Isn't that nice? 80 00:03:52,959 --> 00:03:54,792 Oh, as tempting as that sounds, 81 00:03:54,875 --> 00:03:57,834 we have the Scottish Society Highland Fling Friday night. 82 00:03:57,917 --> 00:03:59,166 Do we have to fling? 83 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:02,041 Yes! It's a family tradition. 84 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:05,041 First comes spring, then comes fling. We go every year. 85 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:09,500 Okay, but well, when are we gonna talk to the Woodruffs? 86 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,875 I don't wanna talk to the Woodruffs. 87 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,333 I'm a doctor. 88 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:14,417 I'm familiar with in vitro. 89 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:15,875 It's a very invasive procedure. 90 00:04:15,959 --> 00:04:17,750 The success rate is extremely low, 91 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:19,000 and it can take years. 92 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:21,250 I know, honey, so just in case, 93 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:24,917 I put us on the list for a Mandarin baby. 94 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,583 As Charlotte's plan for parenthood progressed 95 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:30,208 with or without Trey, 96 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:32,000 I began to wonder if Aidan's plan 97 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:34,000 was progressing without me. 98 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,750 He never officially moved in, 99 00:04:38,834 --> 00:04:41,500 but his stuff was everywhere. 100 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,709 ♪ It's not unusual ♪ 101 00:04:48,792 --> 00:04:52,250 ♪ To be loved by anyone ♪ 102 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:56,041 ♪ It's not unusual ♪ 103 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:59,375 ♪ To be loved by anyone ♪ 104 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:03,792 ♪ When I see you Hangin' around ♪ 105 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:06,750 ♪ With anyone ♪ 106 00:05:06,834 --> 00:05:11,875 ♪ It's not unusual To see me cryin'... ♪ 107 00:05:21,834 --> 00:05:23,250 You're getting engaged! 108 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:24,250 I threw up. 109 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:25,917 I saw the ring, and I threw up. 110 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:26,917 That's not normal. 111 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,792 That's my reaction to marriage. 112 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:30,709 What do you think you might do if he asks? 113 00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:31,959 I don't know. 114 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,125 Just say yes! 115 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:37,083 Well, it hasn't been long enough. Has it? 116 00:05:37,166 --> 00:05:39,166 Trey and I got engaged after only a month. 117 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:41,000 How long before you separated? 118 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:43,291 We're together now, and that's what matters. 119 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:44,709 When it's right, you just know. 120 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:46,166 Look, Carrie doesn't know! 121 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:48,500 -Carrie threw up. -So it might not be right. 122 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:51,750 Maybe this is all happening because my building is going co-op. 123 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:53,792 Is this a real estate merger? 124 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,208 Am I a real estate bride? 125 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:57,667 If there were unlimited apartments in Manhattan, 126 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,208 we'd all be single forever. 127 00:05:59,291 --> 00:06:01,166 What did the ring look like? 128 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,125 Well... 129 00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:04,792 that's the other thing. 130 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:08,375 The ring was not good. 131 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:09,583 What do you mean? 132 00:06:11,834 --> 00:06:13,166 It was a pear-shaped diamond... 133 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:14,166 Oh! 134 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,792 ...with a gold band. 135 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,083 Ohh, ick! 136 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:18,458 No wonder you threw up. 137 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:20,041 It's just not me. 138 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:21,041 You wear gold jewelry. 139 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:23,458 Yeah, like ghetto gold, for fun. 140 00:06:23,542 --> 00:06:25,625 But this is my engagement ring. 141 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,750 I helped pick the ring. 142 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,125 You knew about this? 143 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:35,000 Aidan wanted a female perspective. 144 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:36,875 And P.S., I was a pregnant woman 145 00:06:36,959 --> 00:06:38,458 shopping for a ring with a man 146 00:06:38,542 --> 00:06:39,625 who wasn't the baby's father. 147 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,417 It was not exactly my dream scenario. 148 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,709 At least you're pregnant! 149 00:06:42,792 --> 00:06:44,709 Are you gonna yell at me every time I mention it? 150 00:06:44,792 --> 00:06:47,792 Because we've got another seven months to go. 151 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:48,959 I'll just say, 152 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:51,333 "I'm not ready to get engaged yet, 153 00:06:51,417 --> 00:06:54,542 but I love you, and I wanna live with you." 154 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:56,625 -How does that sound? -Like a "no." 155 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:58,083 But it's a "yes" to living together. 156 00:06:58,166 --> 00:07:00,083 That's a big deal. You know, that's a first for me. 157 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:01,709 Don't I get a little credit for that? 158 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:03,417 Just try to be nice, 159 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,834 because down the road you might wanna marry him. 160 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:07,834 I'm gonna have to act surprised. 161 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:11,458 I wonder when it's gonna happen. 162 00:07:11,542 --> 00:07:13,041 Do you know when he's going to do it? 163 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,583 No, and you're on your own. 164 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:15,834 I am no longer involved. 165 00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:19,250 Oh, now you're not involved. 166 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:21,792 Now that I'm stuck with the bad ring. 167 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:24,250 See, that's a nice ring. 168 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:26,417 Aidan should have known that that ring wasn't me. 169 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:27,917 How can I marry a guy 170 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,250 who doesn't know which ring is me? 171 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:31,542 Exactly, honey. 172 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:34,125 Wrong ring, wrong guy. 173 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:39,500 Is it true what Charlotte said? 174 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:41,959 Does anybody really know when it's right? 175 00:07:42,041 --> 00:07:44,917 And how do you know? Are there signs? 176 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Fireworks? 177 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:47,792 Is it right when it feels comfortable? 178 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:49,291 Or is comfortable a sign 179 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:51,375 that there aren't any fireworks? 180 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:55,417 Is hesitation a sign that it's not right? 181 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:58,083 Or is it just a sign that you're not ready? 182 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:00,208 In matters of love, 183 00:08:00,291 --> 00:08:03,250 how do you know when it's right? 184 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:06,291 Downtown, Samantha was meeting with Mr. Wright, 185 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:07,792 Mr. Richard Wright, that is, 186 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:11,166 the hotel magnate slash mega-client who was fast becoming 187 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,625 the pain in her ass. 188 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:13,959 Christ, you're seven minutes late. 189 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:16,375 It took me 15 minutes to get through 190 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:18,083 your labyrinth of a lobby. 191 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:19,875 Where's my London hotel? 192 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:21,792 Bobby De Niro spends the weekend at Blakes, 193 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:23,250 and I get knocked off the page! 194 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,583 That little fucker has stayed at my place! 195 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:27,750 We gave him the fuckin' penthouse suite! 196 00:08:27,834 --> 00:08:30,667 Now, did you ask somebody what happened? 197 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:32,792 Or did you just spend the morning accessorizing? 198 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:34,208 I talked to the travel editor. 199 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:37,125 I pulled two of our ads. It won't happen again. 200 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:38,667 I also got a full-page feature 201 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,875 on the Barcelona property out of it. 202 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:44,625 Hmm, not bad. 203 00:08:44,709 --> 00:08:46,834 May I sit down now? 204 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,125 What the hell? 205 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:56,166 What's with you? Female trouble? 206 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,417 Let's just talk business, shall we? 207 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:02,166 C'mon, you can tell me. I'm human. 208 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,500 All evidence to the contrary. 209 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:10,125 I love that you're not scared of me. 210 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:16,417 My best friend might be getting engaged. 211 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:19,625 And she didn't ask you to be a bridesmaid? 212 00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:23,208 It's just, why does everybody have to get married and have kids? 213 00:09:23,291 --> 00:09:24,542 It's so cliché. 214 00:09:24,625 --> 00:09:26,834 Hey, you're preaching to the converted. 215 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:28,417 I like to sleep around. 216 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,041 Whisk somebody off to Rio if the mood strikes me. 217 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:34,375 It's the perfect nine-hour flight. 218 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:38,625 Dinner on the jet. Wake up in Brazil. 219 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:41,333 And spend the weekend in my little five-star hotel. 220 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,959 Who needs a wife when you have a life? 221 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,709 That's all I'm saying. 222 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:56,750 Meanwhile, Miranda had been waiting 223 00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:59,125 for the right place and the right way 224 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:01,208 to tell Steve about the baby. 225 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:03,083 -You want sprinkles? -Steve, I'm pregnant. 226 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:05,625 Instead, she settled for "right now." 227 00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:06,583 You're what? 228 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,667 I'm, uh, pregnant. 229 00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:11,250 And it's yours. 230 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,333 That'll be six dollars. 231 00:10:13,417 --> 00:10:16,333 Are... you sure? 232 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:19,375 I've only had one shot in the last few months, and it was you. 233 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:21,583 And I'm the only guy that you've had sex with? 234 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,375 Hey, it's been a slow summer. 235 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,583 Okay, we're done here. 236 00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:31,458 Wow! 237 00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:34,583 I guess it's good to know that my one ball is still working. 238 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:40,208 So, uh... what now? 239 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:43,625 I'm gonna have it. 240 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:46,208 No way! When we were together and I wanted to have a baby, 241 00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:47,250 you said you weren't ready. 242 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:48,291 Well, I'm still not ready. 243 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:50,792 But when am I ever gonna be ready? 244 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:53,792 Man, I just went into so much debt opening my bar. 245 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,417 I'm thinking maybe I should sell it. 246 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,750 No, no, no. You don't have to do anything. 247 00:10:57,834 --> 00:11:00,041 I'm gonna take care of the baby and support it 248 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:01,500 and you can visit whenever you want, 249 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:03,166 but it's not gonna be your problem. 250 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:04,667 It's my decision, 251 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,000 and it's just something I want to do for me. 252 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:11,333 Then why did you wanna talk to me about it? 253 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,250 I just thought you should know. 254 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:15,250 Oh. 255 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:20,125 Later that week, I decided to head Aidan off at the pass 256 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,500 by taking him out to dinner 257 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,917 and accepting his proposal. 258 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,125 So, yes. 259 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:29,750 I say yes to living together. 260 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:31,125 I think that we're ready for that step. 261 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:33,333 Yes, we still have to, you know, work out the money, 262 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:34,500 'cause I don't want a free ride. 263 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:35,834 We're still individuals, 264 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:39,875 but we'll be sharing a life, and an apartment. 265 00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:45,250 So, yes, Aidan, 266 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,250 I would love to live with you. 267 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:51,542 Wow, that makes me really happy, Carrie, 268 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:54,208 because there's something else I wanna ask you. 269 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:55,542 Would you excuse me for a minute? 270 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:56,875 Sure, are you okay? 271 00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:59,166 Uh-huh, uh-huh. I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 272 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:03,792 Oh... 273 00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:13,458 Oh, God... 274 00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:24,000 What are you doing? 275 00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,458 Are you talking to me? 276 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:29,333 Oh, oh, no, no, I wasn't. 277 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:34,125 No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... 278 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:42,709 Hey. 279 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,583 Did you want dessert? 280 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,333 No, no, no. 281 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,291 I would say no to desserts. 282 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,625 All right, then. 283 00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:55,542 Listen, Carrie... 284 00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:12,166 I know that you wanted to pay, 285 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,875 but let me get this. 286 00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:15,959 Oh. 287 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,625 'Cause your rent's about to sky-rocket. 288 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,667 Gimme a little something. 289 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,041 Oh, yeah. 290 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:35,083 Good morning. 291 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,208 Good evening. 292 00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:47,709 You're learning Chinese? 293 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:50,917 Just in case. I wanna be able to speak to the baby. 294 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,375 Wouldn't we teach the baby to speak? 295 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,709 Well, sometimes you get a slightly older child. 296 00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:03,041 And anyhow, we ought to really try to understand her heritage. 297 00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:05,000 So it's a Mandarin girl now, is it? 298 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,667 Well, it's mostly little unwanted girls. 299 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,250 But the good news is, since we're both dark-haired, 300 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:13,458 people won't immediately know that she's not ours. 301 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:16,458 I hope you remembered to pick up your kilt at the dry cleaner. 302 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,375 You know, 303 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,125 I really don't feel like going to the fling tonight. 304 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:25,250 We have to go! It's a family tradition. 305 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:28,333 We are not gonna behave like your typical barren couple! 306 00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:30,333 We can't let this get us down! 307 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:31,500 We have to live! 308 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,542 Plus, I had a plaid dress made. 309 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:36,291 Maybe we should look at cutting back on your fertility drugs. 310 00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,291 Just a thought. 311 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,166 It's my first visit. 312 00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,792 Taxi! 313 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:56,125 What? Come on, buddy, you've got nobody in there. 314 00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:58,083 Jesus! 315 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,792 Taxi! Taxi! Hey! 316 00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:06,834 -Tax-- -Hey, lady! 317 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,250 Need a ride? 318 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,125 Is this the city's solution to the cab shortage? 319 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,000 Just a happy coincidence. 320 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,250 Oh, admit it, 321 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,750 you drive around looking for me, don't you? 322 00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:26,375 Don't flatter yourself. You're on my turf. 323 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,583 You've got the good shops. 324 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:29,709 Get in. We're holding up traffic. 325 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,208 -Going home? -Yeah. 326 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:35,500 Are you seriously giving me a ride? 327 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:37,000 Is it on your way? 328 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,083 Nope. 329 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,583 Raoul, East 73rd Street. 330 00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:40,625 Right away. 331 00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:41,917 Well, thank you. 332 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,792 Hey, Raoul and I do this all day. 333 00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:47,792 Picking the ladies up, dropping them off. 334 00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:50,000 How've you been? 335 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,208 Good, you? 336 00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:52,083 Very good. 337 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,750 Then I've been very, very good. 338 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,750 Um, it's not a contest. 339 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:58,750 All right, then, I take back one very. 340 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,125 How are things with Country Bob? 341 00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:03,250 You know his name now. 342 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,959 Aidan. 343 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,500 Things are very good there, too. 344 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,542 Oh-ho-ho. What was that? 345 00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:11,458 What? 346 00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:12,875 That smile? 347 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:15,917 I don't think you want to know. 348 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,458 Oh, I bet I can handle it. 349 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:18,333 Are you sure? 350 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:19,709 What the hell? 351 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,834 I think he wants to marry me. 352 00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:25,041 You think or you know? 353 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,834 I know, actually. 354 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:28,291 And you've discussed it? 355 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,792 No, I... it's just... 356 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,667 It's just the kind of thing you know. 357 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,083 Not gonna happen. 358 00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:36,625 Let's not talk about it. 359 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:38,959 He's not the guy for you. 360 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,458 He might be the guy for me. 361 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,834 I'm just not ready yet. 362 00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,750 You're never gonna be ready, baby. 363 00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,500 You're not the marrying kind. 364 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,375 And you, I guess, are? 365 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:51,750 So what does that tell us? 366 00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:52,875 Nobody knows shit? 367 00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:54,166 Yeah. 368 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,125 In any case, I'm not taking relationship advice... 369 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,667 from you. 370 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,542 Hey, I just offered you a ride. 371 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:34,291 Hello? 372 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,792 Hey, spy girl. 373 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,709 Did you tell Aidan I didn't like the ring? 374 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,291 Did you tell him not to propose? 375 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,208 Carrie, I'm out of this now. 376 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,667 You think he changed his mind? 377 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,875 Why hasn't he asked me yet? 378 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,875 You're not saying yes. What's your hurry? 379 00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:47,709 Well, I just think it's weird. 380 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:48,959 You know, he has the ring. 381 00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:50,542 What if he realized I'm not the one? 382 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,208 You're not sure that he's the one. 383 00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:53,333 Yeah, but he doesn't know that. 384 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,291 Unless you told him. 385 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:57,917 Carrie, hang on a second. 386 00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:00,375 Miranda? 387 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,041 Ugh! 388 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,166 What happened? Did someone propose to you? 389 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,083 I don't know why they call it morning sickness 390 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:12,083 when it's all fucking day long. 391 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,041 Unless it's M-O-U-R-N, 392 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:16,458 as in "mourning" the loss of your single life. 393 00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:20,458 Apparently, we've reached the stage 394 00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:22,792 where our lives are making us sick. 395 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,834 Oh, man, that's getting-- 396 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,041 Thank you. 397 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,667 Ow! I'm sore from the shots! 398 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,083 Sorry. 399 00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,834 The New York Scottish Society's 400 00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:44,125 Annual Highland Fling. 401 00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,333 Any Scot who was anyone was there. 402 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:52,417 Including, of course, Bunny MacDougal. 403 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,375 I was wondering when you'd be arriving. 404 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:59,250 You missed dinner and the Loch Leven dancers. 405 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,500 Aw, shoot! 406 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:01,709 Sorry, mother. My fault. 407 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,125 Long day at work. How are ya? 408 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,917 -Hello, Bunny. -Hello, my dear! 409 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,583 Don't you look festive. 410 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,083 Trey, you must join your brothers. 411 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:11,000 They're out there making complete fools of themselves. 412 00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,458 Do you know that dance? 413 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:15,917 Unfortunately, I do. 414 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,250 Excuse me. 415 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,917 It's the Highland Fling, dear. 416 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,792 It's what this event was named after. 417 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,792 For something called a fling, it looks like a lot of work. 418 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,542 That's what I used to tell Trey about you. 419 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,959 Come. 420 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,625 They say this dance was originally danced 421 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:40,375 -on the shield of a clansmen. -Oh. 422 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,667 Do you know anything about clans? 423 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,000 Well, I know this is the MacDougal clan's tartan. 424 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,834 Yes, well, MacDougal is one of the oldest 425 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,667 Highland clans in existence. 426 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,834 We have a very proud lineage. 427 00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:55,083 One I hope you and Trey will be able to perpetuate. 428 00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,667 Uh-huh. 429 00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:00,125 Now, I know some things can't be helped, 430 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,792 but I must tell you right now, 431 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,834 I don't enjoy Mandarin food, 432 00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:07,250 and I don't enjoy a Mandarin child. 433 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,125 Um, I don't think that's any of your business. 434 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,125 Oh, but it is my business. 435 00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,208 The MacDougal name will be carried on 436 00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,000 by sons of your own, 437 00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,709 not daughters of the South Pacific. 438 00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:21,500 Would you care for some shortbread? 439 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,458 No. 440 00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:37,542 Hey, hey, Trey! 441 00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,041 If we wanna have a Mandarin baby, 442 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,333 we can have a Mandarin baby 443 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:41,750 and nobody else needs to be involved! 444 00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:44,208 Then, let's not involve the entire Scottish population 445 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,375 of New York City, shall we? 446 00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:48,208 I'm serious! I'm doing all the work! 447 00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:49,750 I'm getting the hormone shots. 448 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,417 And I'm taking the pills. And I'm doing the research. 449 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,417 And I'm in the chat room with all of the other 450 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,041 reproductively challenged women. 451 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,750 And I'm learning Mandarin. 452 00:20:57,834 --> 00:21:00,291 All you have to do is jerk off into a plastic cup! 453 00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:02,083 Charlotte, get a hold of yourself. 454 00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,250 You get a hold of yourself! 455 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,333 And try to keep your mother out of it! 456 00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:06,875 Charlotte! 457 00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:20,000 Meanwhile, Samantha's professional relationship 458 00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:22,166 really started to take off. 459 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,667 I would have taken it off. 460 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,625 I'll buy you a new one. 461 00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:38,542 Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi. 462 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:41,291 We're about to take off, so we need you to buckle your seat belts. 463 00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:43,208 -Thanks, Dwight. -Sure, Dwight. 464 00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:47,917 Is this a good idea? You are my boss. 465 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,792 Yes, and I definitely need you to see my property in Brazil. 466 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,834 Oh, well, this is on the clock then? 467 00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:56,166 No, but out of curiosity, 468 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:57,875 what do you charge for this sort of thing? 469 00:21:57,959 --> 00:21:59,458 Believe me, you couldn't afford it. 470 00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:00,834 I'm a very rich man. 471 00:22:00,917 --> 00:22:03,041 I'm a very talented woman. 472 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,208 Ohh! 473 00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:27,333 I need you to give me my shot. 474 00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:30,417 For the love of God, do we have to do that tonight? 475 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,542 We have to do it every night 476 00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:37,083 if we want to continue the MacDougal clan. 477 00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,917 I said I was sorry. 478 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,458 What else do you expect from me? 479 00:22:40,542 --> 00:22:42,083 I just don't understand why you talked to Bunny. 480 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,583 Why don't you talk to me? 481 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:46,458 Because I don't know how to tell you I'm exhausted. 482 00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:49,417 How much work is a marriage supposed to be? 483 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,542 This is just a tough phase. 484 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,834 Once we have a baby-- 485 00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:59,291 That could take years. 486 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:01,583 I'm 43. When does it get easy? 487 00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:04,875 This is what a relationship is. 488 00:23:04,959 --> 00:23:07,917 No, no. This is what our relationship is. 489 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,000 I didn't see anyone else getting screamed at 490 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:12,041 on the dance floor. 491 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,542 I'm sorry. It's the hormones. 492 00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:16,208 Well, let's stop taking the hormones. 493 00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:17,250 I can't. 494 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:20,583 Well, I can't keep doing what we're doing. 495 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,291 I love you, but I don't know if I'm cut out for this. 496 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:25,417 What are you saying? 497 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,625 I don't think I wanna have a baby anymore. 498 00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:31,166 I don't have the energy. 499 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,959 I work hard, and I like to play golf. 500 00:23:34,041 --> 00:23:36,709 I just want to "be" for a while. 501 00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:38,792 So you don't even want to try? 502 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:41,709 I don't. I don't wanna try. 503 00:23:42,917 --> 00:23:44,750 If it's the right thing, then it'll happen. 504 00:23:44,834 --> 00:23:46,792 And if it's not, then it won't. 505 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,792 But... 506 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:55,667 we've been planning all along to have a family. 507 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:58,583 Well, you and I will have to be enough. 508 00:23:58,667 --> 00:24:01,834 I mean, I think I could be happy with just the two of us. 509 00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:05,000 I'm not sure you can, though. 510 00:24:08,959 --> 00:24:11,125 I'm gonna get some juice. 511 00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:15,291 Charlotte, 512 00:24:16,583 --> 00:24:17,875 are you all right? 513 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,625 I don't know. 514 00:24:21,709 --> 00:24:24,250 Sometimes, the question is, 515 00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:26,875 how do you know when it's not right? 516 00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:34,291 See, isn't this nice? 517 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:36,500 It was nice being in the bed. 518 00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:39,083 Well, when Pete has to go, Pete has to go. 519 00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:41,500 Yeah, okay, but why do I have to go? 520 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:42,709 Keep your old man company. 521 00:24:42,792 --> 00:24:44,125 Make sure some hottie doesn't come along 522 00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:46,458 with a little pooch and steal him away, maybe? 523 00:24:46,542 --> 00:24:49,625 Pete would never leave me. Pete loves me so. 524 00:24:49,709 --> 00:24:51,792 He does, don't you, Pete? 525 00:24:51,875 --> 00:24:53,208 Come here. 526 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:56,041 Yeah, he loves ya. Pete loves ya. 527 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,500 Don't you love her? I love her, too. 528 00:24:58,583 --> 00:24:59,792 Hey, do you have a baggie? 529 00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,000 I didn't even bring a baggie. 530 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:03,125 Wow, this just gets better and better. 531 00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:04,792 Here, hold this, would ya? 532 00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:12,667 Oh... 533 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:13,959 Go ahead, open it. 534 00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:28,250 Oh, my God, it's not... 535 00:25:31,917 --> 00:25:33,083 God, that... 536 00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:36,917 That's such a beautiful ring. 537 00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:38,750 Really? 538 00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:40,834 Yeah. 539 00:25:40,917 --> 00:25:44,208 I had a different one. Then I changed my mind. 540 00:25:44,291 --> 00:25:46,625 This one seemed more like you. 541 00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:49,917 I love you, Carrie. 542 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:53,959 There's no one I could love more. 543 00:25:54,041 --> 00:25:56,208 I wanna live my life with you. 544 00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:58,250 What do you think? 545 00:25:58,333 --> 00:26:00,583 Maybe there are no right moments, 546 00:26:00,667 --> 00:26:03,417 right guys, right answers. 547 00:26:07,792 --> 00:26:10,959 Maybe you just have to say what's in your heart. 548 00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:13,166 Yes. 549 00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:31,667 Gimme... 550 00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:35,333 Okay. 551 00:26:43,291 --> 00:26:45,500 That night, I surprised myself... 552 00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:47,083 -Who is it? It's me! 553 00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:50,834 And Miranda was getting a surprise as well. 554 00:26:52,917 --> 00:26:54,333 What, are you fucking crazy? 555 00:26:54,417 --> 00:26:55,458 That's your answer? 556 00:26:55,542 --> 00:26:56,917 Why are you proposing? 557 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,792 I thought that's what you wanted. 558 00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:00,583 I don't want to marry you, Steve. 559 00:27:00,667 --> 00:27:02,250 Well, I don't want to marry you either. 560 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:04,291 Then what are we doing? 561 00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:05,667 There's gonna be a baby. 562 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,166 And I just... 563 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:09,792 I don't wanna just be a guy who sees you at the playground. 564 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:10,834 I wanna help. 565 00:27:10,917 --> 00:27:13,125 That doesn't mean we have to get married. 566 00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:14,792 You're not in love with me, right? 567 00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:16,834 No, especially not right now, I'm not. 568 00:27:16,917 --> 00:27:18,750 Then you need to say that every day, 569 00:27:18,834 --> 00:27:20,291 because when you see me with this baby, 570 00:27:20,375 --> 00:27:21,667 you're gonna think that we belong together. 571 00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:23,500 You're gonna think that you're in love with me. 572 00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:25,125 I don't know. I've seen you with my dog, 573 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,041 and, mostly, you just seem uncomfortable. 574 00:27:27,917 --> 00:27:29,709 How are we gonna do this? 575 00:27:29,792 --> 00:27:31,875 Raise a kid together and not be together? 576 00:27:31,959 --> 00:27:36,709 We'll figure it out. 577 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,417 Miranda knew Steve wasn't right for her, 578 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:44,083 but she wanted to do what was right for her baby. 579 00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:45,875 By the way, 580 00:27:45,959 --> 00:27:47,834 I know that's a hand-me-down ring. 581 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,250 I would never say yes to a hand-me-down ring. 582 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:51,542 You picked out this ring! 583 00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:53,000 -For Carrie! -Fine. 584 00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:56,333 Frankly, I can't afford a stupid ring and a baby. 585 00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:59,250 See, this is working out already. 586 00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:01,625 There was one person I needed to tell, 587 00:28:01,709 --> 00:28:03,417 that surprisingly, 588 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,041 I was the marrying kind. 589 00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:06,875 -Hey! -Hey! 590 00:28:06,959 --> 00:28:08,500 Thank God you're here. 591 00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:10,542 I have something to tell you. 592 00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:11,959 Aidan left you? 593 00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:14,667 I'm engaged. 594 00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:16,667 Fuck you. 595 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:18,792 Oh, let's have a drink and celebrate. 596 00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:19,959 Two rubies, please. 597 00:28:20,041 --> 00:28:21,625 Two rubies! 598 00:28:21,709 --> 00:28:24,083 -He switched the ring on me. -The bastard. 599 00:28:24,166 --> 00:28:27,959 And look! It's a really good ring. 600 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:31,291 -Hmm. I've seen it. -What? 601 00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:33,542 Well, somebody had to help the poor guy. 602 00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:35,333 So now you want me to get married? 603 00:28:35,417 --> 00:28:37,500 No, but if you're gonna ruin our lives, 604 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:40,250 I'd at least like to look at a nice piece of jewelry. 605 00:28:40,959 --> 00:28:42,291 Thank you. 606 00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:44,542 Two rubies. 607 00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:46,500 Hey, are you tan, lady? 608 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:48,250 I was in Rio with Richard. 609 00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:50,083 Rio with the CEO? 610 00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:52,625 Oh. A mistake.