1 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:35,827 Bye, Mr. B. Have a good break. 2 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:36,870 You too. 3 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,371 Let's go. We said 3:10. 4 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,042 Yeah, sorry. Two of my last-period kids get extra time. 5 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,794 Then they were trying to teach me this cool handshake. 6 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:45,754 Yeah, no, I just… 7 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:48,048 -I really wanna get there before dark. -Yeah. 8 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:53,636 Eight Munchkins? Vacation has officially started. 9 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,765 Text Danny and Claude. 10 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:59,059 Texting Danny and Claude. 11 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,518 What would you like to say? 12 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:04,147 Rolling. ETA, 4:31. 13 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,066 Please be ready. No bullshit. 14 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:10,820 Okay. You said, "Rolling. ETA, 4:31. Please be ready. No bullshit." 15 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,113 -Send it? -Send. 16 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:14,199 You have a response from Danny. 17 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,825 -Should I read it? -Yes. 18 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,536 Danny says, "You are not the fucking boss of me, Katherine." 19 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,915 "My husband and I will emerge only when the magic hour light is perfect." 20 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:22,832 Okay. 21 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:42,435 Ciao! 22 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,188 Ciao, bella. Yes, thank you. 23 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:48,483 I'm so sorry, guys. I wanted to water the plants. 24 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:51,152 I couldn't find the thing, and then the dishwasher. Anyway… 25 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,321 Hey. Hi, Claude. 26 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:00,578 Take me in. 27 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,998 Really try to see that I'm worth waiting for. 28 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,922 Yes, stunning. Tens across the board. 29 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:12,173 Now get in the car! 30 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,550 Danny! 31 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,802 Tell me when you're buckled. Everybody buckled? 32 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:18,138 -I'm buckled. -Let's go! 33 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,807 -Buckled! -And she is on her way! 34 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,146 Text Nick and Anne. 35 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:29,065 Texting Nick and Anne. What would you like it to say? 36 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,860 We hit traffic leaving the city. 37 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:34,237 New ETA, 8:19. 38 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,990 -You might wanna go ahead and order food. -No, I'm cooking. 39 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:38,074 -Tonight? -Yeah. 40 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,994 I'm doing a low country boil. I bought everything. Crawfish, corn. 41 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:44,747 Crawfish? No, I think that word is pronounced "pizza." 42 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,709 Oh! Oh! We've got jokes. Drive, Katherine. 43 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:52,797 Twenty years I've been asking Nick and Anne to put a light on this road. 44 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,300 I'm always worried I'm gonna hit a deer or something. 45 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:57,802 This is right, though. Their driveway is right up here. 46 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,972 You have a message from Nick Pagano. 47 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:02,307 -Should I play it? -Sure. 48 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:05,894 Nick said, "Drive carefully near the lake. Lots of creatures in the road." 49 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:06,811 What? 50 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,771 Hey, put your brights on, honey. 51 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,026 -Oh my God! -Crap! 52 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:13,943 Mamma mia. 53 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,199 Oh my God! 54 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,700 What is wrong with you? 55 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:23,328 You're just so late. We started drinking. 56 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:25,997 Oh, I'm sorry. 57 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,249 I love you. I love you all. 58 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,126 -Come on. Let's go. -I'm gonna kill you! 59 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,586 I peed a little. 60 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:34,172 -One of you is gonna die! -Oh, yeah. 61 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:44,515 Whoo! 62 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:47,393 Nick, I need you to go through these and pick out the dead ones. 63 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,686 You are shitting me. 64 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,771 Nope, not at all. 65 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,901 Hey, should I do a gazpacho to start? 66 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:56,945 -No, we're starving. -I'll kill you! 67 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,202 Hey, hey. 68 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,163 When is this dinner gonna be ready? 69 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:11,000 Danny just set a cornbread timer for 45 minutes. 70 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,710 No. No, I'm not gonna make it. 71 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:17,215 Between my hunger and Claude telling me about a dream he had two years ago… 72 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,676 -I mean, you know I love Claude. -Yeah, we all love Claude. 73 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,386 But you said you would be a little buffer. 74 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,513 Look, I will take him at dinner. 75 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,975 I mean, that's why I got him that really long Napoleon biography for his birthday, 76 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,143 so I always have something to talk to him about. 77 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,561 Very smart. That's why I love you. 78 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,230 -You're a smart person. -Thank you. 79 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:33,690 Hey. 80 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,359 What are we whispering about? 81 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,194 How drunk are you right now? 82 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:42,031 I'm at the good part where I think I'm at my funniest, 83 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,827 and you think I'm starting to get a little annoying. 84 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,372 Yes, thank you. 85 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,707 Yeah. Oh! 86 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,500 Oh, God! 87 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:54,669 Thanks. 88 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:56,462 You knew I'd eat that. 89 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,007 -Here we go! -Ta-da! 90 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,720 Here's your crawdaddies from New Orleans. 91 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,930 Come on, now. Look at that. 92 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,599 -Oh, do you mind if I sit next to Claude? -Uh, yeah. 93 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,268 Yeah, I'd love that. Thank you. 94 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:11,477 Okay. 95 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:15,189 So, uh, Claude, how far have you gotten in that Napoleon book? 96 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,651 Oh, well, he's just been born. 97 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,611 Wow, wow, wow. 98 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,196 Yes, get in there. 99 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,991 Now, remember, just pull the heads off first and suck. 100 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:26,367 That's perfect. 101 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:39,505 Mm. 102 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,508 The suck water is spicy. 103 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,137 All right. 104 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,515 Okay, I'd like to make a toast 105 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:53,603 to Nick and Anne on their 25th. 106 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:57,231 You guys are an inspiration. 107 00:05:57,815 --> 00:06:02,153 You've built this beautiful life together, and I hope you know how lucky you are. 108 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:06,532 So many other people have split up or-- Or hate each other, 109 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,242 or they've become those couples 110 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:11,537 where their whole personality is just making craft beer. 111 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,664 Ugh! Fuck. Fuck them. 112 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:19,045 Look, it is rare in this life to find your soulmate, 113 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,964 and yet somehow, 114 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:24,634 all six of us have done it. 115 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,136 To Nick and Anne. 116 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,263 -Cheers. -To Nick and Anne. Cheers. 117 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:32,350 -Thank you. -So nicely said, honey. 118 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,060 Even though soulmates aren't a real thing. 119 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,562 Wait, how can you say that? 120 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,606 Of course soulmates are real. 121 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:41,943 You really believe there is one person, for every person on Earth, 122 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:45,196 there's one person in the whole Earth that they're supposed to be with, 123 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,783 and then that person also happens to be in the same dorm at college? 124 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:50,576 So do you not love me? 125 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:53,538 I love you so much, but we're not lucky. 126 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:54,831 We're dedicated. 127 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,666 Romantic love fades. 128 00:06:56,749 --> 00:07:00,044 -Jesus! -And then you build something deeper. 129 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,213 Who invited the incel? 130 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:06,676 Love is the point of everything. It defines us as human beings. 131 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:09,137 -Yeah. -Yes, but also dolphins feel it. 132 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:12,056 Help me say this right, because I know you agree with me. 133 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,393 Okay, here's what I know. 134 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:19,689 When you're young and in love, it's beyond your control. 135 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,190 You know, you can't help it. 136 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:26,571 You know, uh, think about all the people in our twenties that we were in love with 137 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,281 who did not deserve us. 138 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:33,077 But what we have now is a result of knowledge and experience. 139 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:36,873 You know, we have chosen each other. 140 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,833 When Danny says it, it sounds lovely. 141 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:39,750 Yeah. 142 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,463 But I also agree that we're all just animals 143 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,506 who like to rub our crotches on things. 144 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:46,674 Exactly! 145 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:48,009 Exactly?! 146 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:02,690 Hmm. 147 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,840 Like, this wouldn't work. 148 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:29,800 Hey, Kate. 149 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,928 Uh, could you give me a ride into town, please? 150 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,513 I need to go to the farmacia. 151 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,432 -Oh, I can take you, Claude. -Great! 152 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,435 Oh, I-- I was hoping that Jack and I could go on a hike. 153 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,896 I'd like to hike. Should we all go on a hike? 154 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:43,523 Not with this plantar fasciitis. 155 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:47,360 I wouldn't mind going into town, though. I do have some stuff to pick up. 156 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:48,903 Do you two want to take my car? 157 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:50,905 I can't park that boat. 158 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:52,615 I cannot drive an automatic. 159 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:01,040 -Are you guys happy? -What do you mean? 160 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:06,837 Can you honestly say that you are happy in your lives? 161 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:09,465 -Yeah. -Every moment of every day. 162 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,300 What kind of question is that? Come on. 163 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:15,888 I'm leaving Anne. 164 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,307 -Wait, what? -Oh, fuck. Nick. 165 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,351 What… Yeah… Sorry. 166 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:23,896 I thought you were just gearing up to sell us some retirement package. 167 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:24,939 I'm not happy. 168 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:27,358 I haven't been for a long time. 169 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:31,571 Fuck. Man, I… I… I'm sorry. 170 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,823 It's time for me to take hold of my life. 171 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:34,991 What about Lila? 172 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,827 Lila's in college. The house is paid off. 173 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,161 Is there somebody else? 174 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,498 No, no, no, no. It's not like that. It's… It's Anne. 175 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,793 I hate her. 176 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,296 No, I don't. I don't. 177 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,381 She's a kind woman. She just… 178 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:52,758 She's given up. 179 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:56,470 She doesn't do anything. 180 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,347 She won't read any new books. 181 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,308 She won't go out on the boat. 182 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,935 I… I built her that pottery shed. 183 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:05,062 She hasn't made one thing. 184 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:09,108 All she wants to do is play this farm game on her iPad. 185 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:13,696 I look over her shoulder some nights. 186 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,282 She's really high on the leaderboard. 187 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:19,118 Nick, does Anne know you've been feeling this way? 188 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,037 Honestly, I think she'd be relieved. 189 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,664 -I think she's just as lonely as I am. -Really? 190 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,916 But doesn't everybody have periods where they feel like, 191 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,418 "Oh, we're just roommates now"? 192 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:29,754 -Yeah. -I wish. I wish we were like roommates. 193 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,213 Roommates hang out with each other. 194 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,965 There's porn about roommates! 195 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,259 We're… We're… 196 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,220 We're like coworkers at a nuclear facility. 197 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:42,975 We sit in the same room all night monitoring different screens. 198 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,938 Last night was the end of 25 years, 199 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,148 and that is enough. 200 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:50,358 I want a divorce. 201 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,657 I'm gonna tell her as soon as this weekend is over. 202 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,871 So now that you have the studio, what's the plan? 203 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,623 You gonna start selling stuff again? 204 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:09,877 You sound like Nick. He keeps being like, "Get on Etsy. You've got to get on Etsy." 205 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,796 That's an amazing Nick impression, by the way. 206 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,048 Well, that's what his soul sounds like. 207 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,132 Ooh, do my soul. 208 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:19,929 Yep, that's it. 209 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:23,265 He acts like I abandoned a career in ceramics. 210 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,434 But doesn't the world have enough bowls? 211 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,438 Okay, here's your blood thinner, your statins, 212 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,232 and this is your vasodilator. 213 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,776 Oh! Thank God you have it. I forgot them in the city. 214 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,612 And this one is an ACE inhibitor for blood pressure. 215 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,115 Look at these little sachets. 216 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:42,910 And they're locally made by demented children. 217 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:47,456 By St. Demetrius Church. Put on either pair of your glasses. 218 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,167 I'd like to buy 50 of these, please. 219 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,545 Now, have you taken these before? 220 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:55,214 Oh, they're not for me. They're for my husband. 221 00:11:57,007 --> 00:12:00,052 Okay, so you're just gonna blow up your life and start over? 222 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:00,970 Yes. 223 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,806 I can't spend the next 40 years of my life with a woman 224 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,976 who has to take a few practice steps before she gets on an escalator. 225 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,687 She-- She's not the person I married, guys. 226 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,646 I want to live. 227 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,065 Okay, yeah, well, you know, when Kate and I… 228 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,152 We went through like a shitty patch when the kids were young. 229 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,280 And we decided that we needed to do something that was just for us. 230 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,449 So we took a yoga class together. 231 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,117 And at first, I hated it, right? 232 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,120 But then, you know, after a couple weeks, Kate and I found each other again. 233 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,621 Anne would never do that. 234 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,707 Just go sleep with someone else, please. 235 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:30,916 Okay, here we go. 236 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,126 What would that fix? 237 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:34,503 You might just be looking for something new physically. 238 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,838 And once you satisfy that, 239 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,507 you can appreciate the wonderful partner you have at home. 240 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,218 Okay, we get it. You and Claude are super evolved. 241 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,261 You don't know. 242 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,013 Maybe Anne wants to sleep with other people. 243 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,223 She wants to sleep. I know that. 244 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,267 Nick, listen. 245 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,060 Divorce is expensive. 246 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,896 Financially and emotionally. 247 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,690 -So just… -Yeah. You really got to think it through. 248 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,318 You think I want this to be true? 249 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,237 I don't want to break up my family. 250 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,281 But I only have one life. 251 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,325 And life is short. 252 00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:06,786 -Okay, listen… -I thought you guys would support me. 253 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,497 We hear you. You've said it out loud to us. 254 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,165 That must have been hard to do. 255 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:12,792 So, uh… 256 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:17,129 But I think you should just take a day or two to sit on it 257 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,299 before, uh, going further. 258 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:30,768 I think there's a Christmas ornament store around here. 259 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,061 Do you think we have time? 260 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,855 Why is Danny on a vasodilator? 261 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,484 Okay, you cannot tell him I told you. 262 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,904 He had been having dizzy spells, then one day, chest pains. 263 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,322 So I called the ambulance. 264 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,741 -Oh, my God. -They did all the tests on him. 265 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,618 I almost passed out in the waiting room 266 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:50,246 because all I had to eat was this little bag of crackers. 267 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,206 -They were all smashed… -Claude. 268 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,543 They said Danny has a 70% blockage. 269 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,713 They're gonna put a stent into his heart next week. 270 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,924 I got this for Nick. 271 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:03,759 He's gonna love it. 272 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,053 Oh, my God! That's so funny! 273 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,847 I mean, what'll they think of next? 274 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:11,600 I'm telling you, next year, end of March, cherry blossoms. 275 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,394 -DC? -No. Kyoto. 276 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,813 We can do something other than get the Acela, I think. 277 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,774 I like the Acela. They give you an ample wine pour. 278 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,946 The New York Times travel section says that Poland is the new Portugal. 279 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,073 Should we take a summer trip to Warsaw? 280 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,408 -What? -Come on. 281 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,451 No. If you want to take a trip to Poland, 282 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,619 just look at my face. 283 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,248 I want to go someplace warm. 284 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,375 Hey, I know this South Asian island, 285 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,918 only half a mile wide. 286 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,128 There are no cars. 287 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,131 You got to bring your own drinking water, but the beaches are pristine. 288 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,050 -I'm gonna Google it. You'll love it. -Is that safe for us? 289 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,095 Shouldn't we be somewhere with infrastructure and, like, 290 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,055 a hospital you don't have to swim to? 291 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,432 Hospital? 292 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,851 Why can't we just be basic and go to the Bahamas? 293 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:54,810 Yes! 294 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,896 Oh, yeah. I love the Bahamas. 295 00:14:56,979 --> 00:15:00,608 Maybe we should book our tickets now since we're all definitely going? 296 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,612 I think we can wait until we get a little closer 297 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,197 and everybody knows their work schedules and stuff. 298 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:10,200 Or we could book it now and make our schedules work with it. 299 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:13,829 Well, we all know your summer's open. You're a teacher. 300 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:18,083 Is your job really gonna say no to you? I mean, you're the king of the hedge fund. 301 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,084 Oh my God. Wait. 302 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,671 Was the Bahamas where that guy was killed when the monkey ripped his face off? 303 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,714 I don't know, Claude. 304 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,841 I just want to park it on a beach. 305 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,303 Speaking of beaches, I have to go to Miami next week for work. 306 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,721 -Well, that's fun. -Yeah. 307 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:33,140 But next week you have that thing. 308 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:36,018 Oh, I've got to work, so we've got to push that thing. 309 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,439 Hey! Who wants to go on the boat? 310 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,107 -Yes! Let's do it. -Oh, yes. 311 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,859 -Come on. -You guys go ahead. 312 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,070 I'm gonna grab my blanket and I'll watch you from here. 313 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,532 You're going, honey. 314 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:52,826 Ugh. 315 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,919 -We're out of gas. -Ha! 316 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,587 No, I'm kidding. 317 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,423 That bit never gets old. 318 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,301 -It never gets-- Never gets new. -I'll put my eye drops in. 319 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,555 Did I mention that Nick is gonna drive to the good bagel place 320 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,891 in Phoenicia tomorrow and get us bagels? 321 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:20,396 Yeah, well, or I could save two hours, 322 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,064 go to the bagel place in town. 323 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,693 No! That place is bad. It's run by Protestants. 324 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,361 Sweetheart, it's our anniversary. 325 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,905 If you want faraway bagels, I'll get faraway bagels. 326 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,991 Oh, you're a good husband. 327 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:32,908 Yeah, he is. 328 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,868 I mean, we all are. 329 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,370 Because when it comes down to it, 330 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:39,081 you know, we're not scared to do hard things for our spouses. 331 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,666 Are you drunk? 332 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,418 No, no, no, no. 333 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,003 I was just telling these guys earlier 334 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,338 about how when we were going through a hard time, 335 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,173 we took yoga classes together. 336 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,759 I have literally no memory of that. 337 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:55,472 Yeah, we took several yoga classes together at the-- The Breath Factory. 338 00:16:56,390 --> 00:17:00,185 No, I have never set foot in The Breath Factory. 339 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,354 Yes, you have. Yeah. 340 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,525 The place on Route 80 with the poster of the nude woman in the window? 341 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:09,111 She's not nude. She's covered in sand. 342 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,157 Well, come on, we went, like, five times. 343 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,326 We had that teacher who wore a toe ring that upset you? 344 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,121 Are you sure you didn't go with another woman? 345 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,708 Sounds like it was equally meaningful for both of you. 346 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,879 Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna fuck off and swim back to shore. 347 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,756 Oh, no! Come on! 348 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,967 Nope, nope. I'm too humiliated. I'll see you at dinner. 349 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,469 Oh! Oh! Oh! 350 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:39,808 -Oh! Oh! I have to go in after him! -Your sweater's gonna drown you! 351 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,768 What? 352 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,856 Oh my God! I think I know where this is going. 353 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,816 -Come on, baby. Come on, let's go! -No, no. 354 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,110 No, no, no, no! No, no, no! 355 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,111 No, your heart! 356 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,405 This is why I didn't want to tell you! 357 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,782 Hey! 358 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:56,825 Do it! 359 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,577 Fuck 'em. 360 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,832 Okay, now I have to. It's okay. 361 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,542 Oh, gosh. 362 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,712 -Come on, Annie! -Come on, Annie! 363 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:10,714 Do it! 364 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,385 -I did it! -Look at that! 365 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,428 You did it! 366 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,017 You did it! 367 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,815 Oh, man. 368 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:28,816 That was fun. 369 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,028 What? 370 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:43,789 That was fun. 371 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,014 Oh. 372 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,392 How'd you do that? 373 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,310 Just put your foot on that bottom rung. 374 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,353 I can't reach it. 375 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,272 Just lift it a little higher. 376 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,650 Let the… the water buoy you up, hon. 377 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:12,901 I can't. 378 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,405 Yes. Yes, you can. Just try harder. 379 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,616 Just throw me the life preserver and drag me to shore. 380 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,119 -I know you can do it. -I can't do it. 381 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,328 Please, just try! 382 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,997 I don't want to try! 383 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,081 Oh, madre di Dio. 384 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,693 Should we finally start Fargo, or is it too late? 385 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,112 -I think I'm too tired. -Oh, thank God. Me too. 386 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,785 Happy anniversary. 387 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,412 Happy anniversary. 388 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,589 Fuck everybody, this is a fucking joke. 389 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,882 What's the matter, babe? 390 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,885 I'm trying to get on the portal to change your appointment, 391 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,554 but it keeps saying the password is wrong, see? 392 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:05,764 No, no, stop, stop. 393 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,891 I do "forgot your password," see? 394 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:11,186 Now it's asking me, "What was your high school mascot?" 395 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,854 We don't have that in Italy. 396 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,315 Ah, maybe Virgin Mary. 397 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,152 No. 398 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,498 Are you sure that you cannot stay home next week? 399 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,668 They desperately need me in Miami. 400 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:36,795 I get it. 401 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:39,089 You understand? 402 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,340 -Mm-hmm. -Come here. 403 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,476 Are you okay? You keep sighing. 404 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:53,687 Nick is gonna leave Anne. 405 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:55,981 What? 406 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,278 Why? 407 00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:07,409 I mean, they seem fine. He-- He just bought her that pottery shed. 408 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,995 Seems like he's been thinking about this for a while. 409 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,873 Can't they just fight it out? 410 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:14,499 I don't know. 411 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,544 I… I don't even… I don't think he knows. 412 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:20,213 He's just doing it. 413 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,883 God, he's such an asshole. 414 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,593 It's so sad. 415 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,516 You know, I've been thinking, um, 416 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,770 I do remember those yoga classes we took together. 417 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,188 No, you don't. 418 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:38,523 I want to. 419 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,050 Guys! 420 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,635 -One sec. Nope. -Yeah. We're… We're in… 421 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,053 Hey. 422 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,763 Did you have sex in their house? 423 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:10,680 Who does that? 424 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:15,060 Whatever. I need you both downstairs right now. 425 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,275 And eventually, you'll put one of these on each chair. 426 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,277 Okay, thank you. 427 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:26,530 Hi, guys. 428 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:27,864 What's going on out here? 429 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:31,159 Well, I sent Nick an hour away to get bagels 430 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:34,371 because this is my anniversary present to him. 431 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,665 A surprise vow renewal ceremony. 432 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,168 Yeah. 433 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,504 I know. 434 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,383 Oh, beautiful. Uh, right by the entrance. 435 00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:47,509 So, so pretty. 436 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,177 So, so pretty. 437 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,681 He's gonna freak out.