1 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,362 What's with all these mosquitoes? 2 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,364 It's okay, amore. 3 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,701 You're supposed to eat a pound of insects every year. 4 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:38,580 I think that's an observation, not a recommendation. 5 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:41,624 Can you believe it? Look at her out there! 6 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:45,295 Honey! Look over here, let me get a shot! 7 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,714 Give me a pose! 8 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,760 Uh-oh! I'm calling Sports Illustrated! 9 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:52,844 Love it! 10 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:55,346 The water's so perfect! 11 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,140 You… 12 00:00:57,223 --> 00:01:02,228 You made so much fun of me for wearing my bikini under my clothes on the plane, 13 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,272 but I told you it was a good idea! 14 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:05,648 It was a good idea. 15 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:09,194 Wait, you guys, you have to go in. The water is, like, perfect. 16 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:12,447 You're supposed to give sunscreen like a half hour to absorb. 17 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:14,407 Yeah, the sunscreen thing for me too. 18 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,034 Mmm, yeah. 19 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:16,951 I don't wanna. 20 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,953 You know what? What the hell? 21 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,247 Here we go! See you guys! 22 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,624 -Come on! -Bye! 23 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,420 -Go in, go in! -Come on! 24 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:29,714 Oh! It's so nice! 25 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,967 -Whoo! Oh! -Oh! Oh! 26 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:36,054 Wow, they are straight up frolicking. 27 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,892 -No! No! No! -Ow! 28 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:56,533 Yeah, so I saw this Instagram post about zero-waste hotels, 29 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,868 and apparently this is number four. 30 00:01:58,952 --> 00:01:59,911 Oh. Wow. 31 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:02,664 Yeah, they even use the output from the bathrooms 32 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:03,915 to fertilize the mango groves. 33 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:04,833 What? 34 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,335 Yeah, did any of you read that Sunrise Movement article 35 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:09,129 about how commercial development 36 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:12,215 is just wreaking havoc on the earthworm population? 37 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,259 -I know it sounds funny, but it's not. -No. 38 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:16,469 Earthworms are the lungs of the Earth. 39 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,307 -Wow! -Blondie! 40 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,809 -You look great! -I know. 41 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,394 Can I say you look like Sisqó? 42 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:25,311 No! 43 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,980 Can I say you look like Sisqó? 44 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:27,897 Yes. 45 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,233 For the past three months, 46 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,777 the top of my head is the only adventure I'm allowed to have. 47 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,613 Oh my God, that's right. Nick told me you had heart surgery. 48 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:39,993 It was just a procedure, but yes. Claude has been looking after me 24/7. 49 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:40,952 Mm. 50 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:42,829 He probably needs this vacation more than I do. 51 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:45,456 Nah. I love taking care of you. 52 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,250 Oh my God, guys! A pedal pub! 53 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,169 That looks so much fun! 54 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,587 Oh my God, we gotta do that. 55 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,093 So when can you go back to work? 56 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,387 As soon as I get back. Literally. 57 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:03,433 Yesterday, I got offered a huge project from a hospitality group in Austin. 58 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,809 But we're not taking it. 59 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,146 I don't want to take it, but I would like to bask in it. 60 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,689 You know how I love basking. 61 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:13,776 Oh my God, these yurts are so much bigger than they looked online! 62 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,946 Sweet! And we got three together. How awesome is this? 63 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,032 Why do they all have air horns? 64 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,577 Oh, it's to scare away the crocodiles, but you don't need to worry. 65 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,120 They're really little here. 66 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,877 Earthworms are the lungs of the Earth? 67 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:31,920 What? 68 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:33,713 First of all, everyone knows 69 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:36,216 that the oceans are the lungs of the Earth. 70 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,760 Yeah, I felt like I was going insane out there. 71 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:40,386 -Insane. -Oh, Jesus. 72 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,597 I mean, I get it. She's young and hot, right? 73 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,016 Don't see a ton of upside for me in answering that. 74 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:46,100 What is he doing? 75 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:49,520 He's changing his entire personality for his 30-year-old girlfriend. 76 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,105 He's being such a Zelig. 77 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,024 Oh, that's a really fresh reference. 78 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:54,776 You should say that in front of Ginny. 79 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:57,528 And when she asks what a Zelig is, you should explain, 80 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,490 oh, it's a Woody Allen movie that you like. 81 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:01,991 All right, whatever. 82 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,077 Why can't he have his midlife crisis at home? 83 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,204 Why does he have to bring it on my vacation? 84 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:08,873 I know! I can't relax around a new person. 85 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:12,043 What if I have to fart? What if I call her Anne? 86 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:13,795 You won't call her Anne. 87 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:18,091 I'm knocking, but the sound isn't registering against the canvas. 88 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:25,598 I assume you're talking about how wild this situation is. 89 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,476 Yeah, Ginny is throwing off the whole mojo of the group. 90 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:31,854 No, I'm talking about this atrocious hotel. 91 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:36,234 Okay. I think it's insane that he had her plan our trip 92 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,278 after dating, what, five weeks? 93 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:41,656 Yeah, and by the way, do we all believe it's only been five weeks? 94 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:43,700 I have been cooped up in the house for months. 95 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:49,247 I deserve a luxury experience, not some… mildewed jute and shit mangoes. 96 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:52,709 You know the one person who wouldn't hate this hotel? Anne. 97 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,336 And Nick would have hated coming here with her. 98 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,630 How is Anne? We've been texting, but I… 99 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,589 Not good. 100 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:01,175 I hate that I needed to keep this trip a secret, 101 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,761 but she's just so miserable right now. 102 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,681 It's like she's rooting for everybody else to be miserable too. 103 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,099 Yeah. 104 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,067 Wait, do-- Do you guys, uh… 105 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,694 No. Mm-mm. 106 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,321 No, no, absolutely not. 107 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:27,118 Oh! 108 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:31,789 Hello? 109 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,042 Hello? 110 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:36,961 Hello? 111 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:40,048 Hey! Do you know where the compost is for the mango pits? 112 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:43,718 No, I don't work here. Neither does anyone else. 113 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,763 Can I ask you a favor? 114 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,516 I do not like it here. I cannot like it here. 115 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,602 I need you to like it here. 116 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,395 This place is egregious. 117 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,564 It's the hotel equivalent of a white guy with dreads. 118 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:59,233 We should be staying at the hotel equivalent of Lenny Kravitz. 119 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,360 -No, no, no. -Yes. 120 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,571 Do not use my favorite musician against me, please. 121 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:06,783 Look, I know that this is not perfect, 122 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,827 but Ginny put so much work into arranging this trip. 123 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,246 Nick, do you think you're the first old man 124 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,539 to date a younger woman? 125 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,335 No, you're joining a long tradition of May-December relationships, 126 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,212 but you are doing it all wrong. 127 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:20,671 What are you talking about? 128 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,925 As a December, we're supposed to pull the Mays up to our way of life. 129 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:25,802 We do not get dragged down to theirs. 130 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,471 -But I like feeling young again. -Okay. 131 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:31,432 When you go to the ancient Greek pottery section of the Met, 132 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,559 are there images of old men down on the ground 133 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,395 with younger women playing marbles? 134 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:36,521 No! 135 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:40,733 They're drinking wine and listening to a goddamn harp. 136 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,151 You should be introducing Ginny 137 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,028 to the pleasures of high thread count sheets, 138 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:47,990 not sleeping on a mattress that smells like a cold sidewalk! 139 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,826 I understand you feel strongly about this. 140 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:53,746 -I'm gonna kill you. -No. Could you just pretend, please? 141 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:56,582 Please. 142 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:58,709 Fine. 143 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:02,463 I will be as fun and flirty as this hair demands. 144 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,381 Thank you. 145 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,300 What about Jack and Kate? Are they being shitty? 146 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:07,343 You know those two. 147 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,137 Complaining is their version of having sex. 148 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,054 Yeah. 149 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,597 Oh, that sun! 150 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,267 -Oh, it's gonna be hot on that boat. -Jesus. 151 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:19,439 What is that? 152 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:20,481 My hat. 153 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:23,067 Oh, I thought you couldn't find that when you were packing. 154 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,026 True. 155 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,863 And odd, because I always store it in the same place. 156 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:29,866 But then, life is good. 157 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,201 -Found this one for sale at the airport. -Hmm! 158 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,329 Fine. You can wear it if I can cut my hair short. 159 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:38,875 I have the exact picture of Anne Hathaway that I'm gonna take to my hairdresser. 160 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:43,421 -Hey, what are you doing? -You skipped your feet. 161 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:44,505 I don't need it on my-- 162 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:47,383 Melanoma of the toes is how Bob Marley died, okay? 163 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,094 Don't you remember? We watched three movies about him last month. 164 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:55,558 All right, sailors. Are you ready for the best ride of your life? 165 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,060 Yeah! 166 00:07:58,728 --> 00:07:59,604 Whoo! 167 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,155 -It's so beautiful. -Right? 168 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:11,908 -This was such a good idea. Thank you. -Thank you. 169 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,410 You okay? Jesus! 170 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:18,956 Hey, guys, sorry, the captain just said it's gonna get pretty choppy. 171 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,124 -Okay! -What? 172 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,216 Here you go. 173 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:29,759 -Oh, thank you. -Yeah. 174 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:33,137 So, remind me, how did you all meet again? 175 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,056 Ah! That's a funny story. I'll tell it. 176 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:39,310 Okay, so, Kate and Jack and Danny all went to college together. 177 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:43,523 But before Kate and Jack fell in love, wait for it… 178 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,107 Drum roll… 179 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,403 Okay, that's a lot of drum roll. 180 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:51,822 Kate and Danny used to be a couple. Boom! 181 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,116 -What? No! -Yeah. 182 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,660 We were not a couple. 183 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:58,913 Oh my God. How can you say we weren't a couple? We kissed three times. 184 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:00,915 And two of those times was in a play. 185 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:03,751 Yes, but the third time was genuine boredom. 186 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:09,632 Anyway, then we met on March 12, 2014. 187 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,301 -He stopped me on the street. -Aw. 188 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,804 Back then, my hair used to be down to the butt. 189 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,180 I had to know more. 190 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,890 And you worked for Nick, right? 191 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,017 Yeah, for four long years. 192 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,185 It was great. 193 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,729 -You fired me. -Three years after I should have. 194 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:28,150 You were a great hang at happy hour, but you were terrible at market analysis. 195 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,153 Well, I just wanted all the little businesses to do well. 196 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:34,657 Wow. You guys have a lot of history. 197 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,868 So, how did you two meet? 198 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:40,621 -Ginny is my dental hygienist. -Oh, wow. 199 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,332 Every time she'd clean my teeth, she would tell me about all the fun, 200 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,710 exciting adventures she was going to go on. 201 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,420 Now we're doing them together. 202 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:50,881 Actually, we are going to Burning Man next month. 203 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,508 I already bought a steampunk hat. 204 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,180 It's from the boat. It's not about you guys. 205 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,309 Ooh, do you have sunscreen? 206 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,185 'Cause your shoulders are getting red, Beth. 207 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,437 Oh, my God. 208 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,938 Not Beth. Ginny. 209 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,440 Beth? 210 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,192 -Who's Beth, Nick? Should I be worried? -Nah. 211 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,861 -It's a common name. -Kate! 212 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,904 Beth is your daughter, silly. 213 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,699 -Yes. -She's 17. 214 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:20,411 She has such a baby face. She looks very, very, very, very young. 215 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,166 Sorry. I am so sorry. 216 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:28,669 Oh, my gosh. No. No worries. It's totally fine. Don't sweat it. 217 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:33,924 Ginny. 218 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,926 We love the hotel. 219 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:36,844 Sì. 220 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:38,387 -Great. Okay. -Yeah. 221 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,222 -It's so good. -Thanks. 222 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,229 -Hey, where'd you get fresh towels? -I wouldn't say fresh. 223 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,816 -I might not even 100% say towels. -Ew! Why are they wet already? 224 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,485 This place is a death trap. 225 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:56,656 At least your husband is, uh, sunscreening you against your will. 226 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,449 Ha! Yeah. 227 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,535 You should've seen him after my surgery. 228 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,453 One time, 229 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,414 I woke up to him bicycling my legs so I wouldn't get a blood clot. 230 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,415 Oh my God. 231 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,752 -Yeah. -But you're out of the woods, right? 232 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,380 Depends on who you ask. If you ask my doctor, absolutely. 233 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,131 If you ask Claude, he will cry. 234 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,591 Because he's ridiculous. 235 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,218 He is. 236 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:18,219 But I love him. 237 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,721 -And he takes good care of me. -He does. 238 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:24,141 Yeah. Hey, you know what I just remembered? 239 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,769 About an hour ago, when you called Ginny "Beth." 240 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,104 All right. Goodbye. 241 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,149 -Hey. -Hmm? 242 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,944 -Are people having a good time? -Oh, yeah. 243 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,072 Remember? Danny said he loved the hotel. 244 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:39,699 Yeah. 245 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,784 Everyone looks kind of exhausted. 246 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,286 I think that's just the way they look. 247 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,956 Yeah, but nobody responded either time I brought up the pedal pub. 248 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,374 -Really? -Mm-mm. 249 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,543 -No. -I think they did. 250 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,879 Okay, can you take a look at this itinerary and be honest? 251 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,006 Tell me if you think this is stuff that they'll like. 252 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,174 Okay. 253 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,384 "Sunrise yoga." 254 00:11:58,968 --> 00:11:59,802 Fun. 255 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,012 "Open water paddleboarding." That sounds cool. 256 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,640 "Sound bath with Shaman Jay." 257 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,850 I cannot wait to meet him. 258 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,476 That all sounds great. They're gonna love it. 259 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,561 Yeah? 260 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,645 Yeah, don't worry. 261 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,939 -Trip's going great. -Mm. 262 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:12,857 Thanks. 263 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,200 Hey. Hey. Hey. 264 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,245 Ginny just saw my penis. 265 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,165 -What? -I was using the-- The outdoor shower. 266 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,709 And, um, okay, let me back up. 267 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:34,962 So, I-I-I mean, have you noticed how the ocean breeze is, like, 268 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,881 strangely strong around here, right? 269 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,090 Yeah, so the door blew open? 270 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,260 Yes. Okay, but before I continue, keep in mind, 271 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,429 there's just a lot of sand around here, right? 272 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,014 Just tell me what happened. 273 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:48,893 Well, I had some sand in my folds, down-- You know, right here. 274 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:53,063 So I was, like, being extra careful cleaning, right? 275 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:56,650 And if somebody wasn't aware of my intentions… 276 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,611 -Okay, act it out. Let me see. -Okay. 277 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:02,531 So, you know, the shower's up here, and I'm, like, you know, getting… 278 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,867 And it's like, God, it's really in there. 279 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,787 Cleaning, and I'm cleaning. It's like, gotta lift. 280 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,997 Get in there, I'm not thinking about any of this. Like-- 281 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,749 "Oh, is the door open?" I was like… 282 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,334 And… 283 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,836 Okay, that's very bad. Were you grimacing like that? 284 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,714 Well, the water temperature fluctuated! It was startling! 285 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,261 Hey, hey, look, you also did an embarrassing thing. 286 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,554 Remember the "Beth"? 287 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,556 Nope. Nobody does now. 288 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,744 How can I be both sweaty and cold? 289 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,621 Aren't you uncomfortable? 290 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,541 I lived much worse than this in the Italian army. 291 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:58,087 Oh, man, how could I let Nick guilt me into staying here? 292 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,507 I feel like I'm gonna return more exhausted than when I left. 293 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,468 Absolutely not. You're still recovering. 294 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,679 Okay. 295 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,430 Go sit on the beach. 296 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,600 When you come back, the room will be perfect. 297 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,394 -What? -Go. 298 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,688 Okay! Okay! Okay! 299 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:16,814 Hey, hey, hey. 300 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,507 Oh, wow. 301 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,926 You made a little nest. 302 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,052 Better. 303 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,012 A cocoon. 304 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,348 Lie. 305 00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,059 Hey. 306 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:36,894 Nick is crying. 307 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,395 What? 308 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:42,566 I just saw Nick drinking alone by the fire pit, and he is crying. 309 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,484 Crying? 310 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,194 Crying. 311 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,112 Oh, that's so weird. 312 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,866 Is it? Or is it the first thing that's made sense all day? 313 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,244 Like, maybe he finally realized that he's blown up his life. 314 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:58,165 I don't know. I mean, I don't think you can fake frolicking like that. 315 00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,792 I mean, think about it. 316 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:03,087 We've been sucking in our guts for one day and we're losing our minds. 317 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:06,674 He's been doing it for weeks. Right? He's gotta be exhausted. 318 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,884 He knows this isn't gonna last, 319 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,972 and he's gonna have to impress a million Ginnys on a million first dates. 320 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,976 He's gonna have to ask himself, "Is this the right shirt for my profile?" 321 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,602 till the day he dies. 322 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,479 God, that's chilling. 323 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,150 Well, guess we won't be seeing Ginny again, right? 324 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,736 Our humiliation will die in her absence. 325 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,615 That said, 326 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,660 I think you should go out there because he did look very upset, 327 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,245 and he could probably use a friend. 328 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,162 Yeah. 329 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,209 Oh my God… 330 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,671 Couple questions about your, uh, theory. 331 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,007 I'm telling you, he's not happy. 332 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,636 Maybe it's goodbye sex? 333 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,180 Oh, yeah! 334 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,017 -I saw what I saw. -Oh my God, Nick! 335 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,531 Oh… 336 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,077 Oh. 337 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,251 -Morning. -Morning. 338 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,463 You need to take your Vasotec. 339 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:31,216 You're supposed to take it by 7:00 a.m. in the morning. Every morning. 340 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,344 Oh, okay, okay. I can take my own pill, Mama Bird. 341 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,055 Mm-hmm. 342 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,307 -Now, go. -Mm… 343 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,436 Okay. 344 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,687 Okay. 345 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,359 -What? What's wrong? -Nothing. 346 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,652 -I'm just feeling… -What? 347 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,987 Nothing, I'm fine, fine, fine. 348 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,364 It's this place. You slept terribly. 349 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,992 We can't sleep here another night. 350 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,413 Oh my God, look. 351 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,042 There's a four-star resort one mile away. 352 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,960 Uh… 353 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,005 No, I-I promised Nick that I wouldn't bail on this hotel. 354 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,299 Then we come back, but we go for the day. 355 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,094 Sit by the pool, relax. 356 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,471 We must go. 357 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,146 -Morning. -Hey, morning! 358 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,856 -Morning! -Hi. 359 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,316 Morning. 360 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,317 Thank you. 361 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,361 How was your night? 362 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,655 Not bad. Not bad at all, yeah. 363 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,242 -Good. Good, good. -Cool stuff. 364 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,789 Oh, my gosh, Nick, what is this? 365 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:47,918 It's a little thank you for planning such a wonderful trip for all of us. 366 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,003 Oh my God, it's beautiful. 367 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,797 Aw. 368 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,382 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 369 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,760 Nick, what did you get me for planning our last seven trips? 370 00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:02,224 A little off-brand box of raisins! Oh my God, I love it. Thank you. 371 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,977 Yeah, you know what? I think I have a gift receipt here somewhere. 372 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,604 Where is that? If you wanna return it. Oh, there it is. Boom. 373 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,693 This is so great. 374 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:16,905 It's so fun. Your vibe, the hotel. All of it is just good. 375 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,951 So today, Claude and I, we're gonna take a little historical excursion, 376 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,661 if any of you are interested in joining. 377 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,580 -Where to? -These ancient petroglyphs. 378 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,457 It's only a two-hour drive and a 45-minute hike. 379 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,001 But when you get there, 380 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:33,297 you can almost see drawings etched on the rocks. 381 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,548 -Pass. -No, thanks. 382 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,883 Mm, yeah, cool. 383 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,509 -We're gonna stick around here. -Yeah. 384 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,011 -All right. -Okay! 385 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:43,932 Now, if you decide to do the pedal pub while we're gone… it's fine. 386 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,393 -So fine. -Okay. 387 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:47,686 -Have fun. -Bye! 388 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:48,896 Come on. 389 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:52,024 Uh, does anyone need me to compost anything for them? 390 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,525 Yeah, you know what? I'll help. 391 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,069 -I'll be right back. -Yeah, sure. 392 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,075 Hey, uh, can I talk to you about something? 393 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,203 Of course. Anything you need. 394 00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:05,621 Um… 395 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,166 Could you and Jack stop being so fucking weird? 396 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,083 What? 397 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,295 You're behaving like lunatics, and it's making the trip really awkward. 398 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,214 Obviously why Danny and Claude left. 399 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,715 Oh, I'm being weird? 400 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,926 I'm the one who's ordering a steampunk hat 401 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,261 and talking about the lungs of the Earth? That's me? 402 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,680 And you guys with your eye-rolling and your whispering. 403 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,767 -And you called Ginny "Beth"? -You're lucky I didn't call her "Anne." 404 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:30,145 Okay, here we go. Say what you want to say. 405 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,856 Okay. 406 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,650 This is not weird. 407 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,360 This? 408 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,279 This is weird! 409 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,989 It's weird that Anne's not here, 410 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,785 and it's weird that your girlfriend wasn't born when Reagan got shot. 411 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,328 What the fuck is that metric? 412 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,040 It's weird that you are making us all act like this is normal. 413 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:53,335 Know what? I don't think you should come on the paddleboarding excursion today. 414 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,171 I'm gonna tell Ginny that you are too tired. 415 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,465 Oh no, I feel great. You're too tired. 416 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,134 And I am gonna go, and I'm gonna stare you in the eyes 417 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,388 while we float around in the weird that you created. 418 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,723 Let's paddleboard, baby! 419 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,814 Isn't this pretty? 420 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,774 Oh, yeah. I love it! 421 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:16,984 I love it more. 422 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,166 …Dermatologist said nothing to worry about. It's just a big mole. 423 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,794 -How do you like paddleboarding? -Oh, loving it. 424 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,796 'Cause I noticed you ate shit back there. 425 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:39,131 No, I wanted to. 426 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,882 -The water felt great. -Yeah? 427 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,260 Babe, I think that is the secret beach we saw on TikTok. 428 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,469 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 429 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,470 Wow! 430 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,680 Awesome! 431 00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,181 That is sick! 432 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,100 -I just see rocks. -No, no, no. 433 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,601 If you climb up the rocks, 434 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,271 there's, like, this little secret lagoon right behind it. 435 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,106 Maybe you can just send me the TikTok, 436 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,567 because those rocks look pretty jagged and wet. 437 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:01,862 Actually, I don't have TikTok, but if you could just share it to my Facebook-- 438 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:05,741 Yeah, but don't let us stop you. I know this is what Nick lives for. 439 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,200 New adventures. 440 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,786 Definitely not, like, drinking Bordeaux 441 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,080 at a restaurant that serves creamed spinach 442 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,291 and also has a picture of the Rat Pack on the wall. 443 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,418 Obviously, Kate is teasing me 444 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,129 because this isn't the sort of thing I did before. 445 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:23,383 But now, I am having a blast, making up for lost time. 446 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,845 So, yes, I would love to see the secret beach. 447 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,597 -You want to go? -Absolutely. 448 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,890 -Okay. Let's go! -Let's go! 449 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,768 Let's go see the secret beach. I am so down! 450 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,561 All right, we'll be here. 451 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:36,021 Have fun! 452 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,778 Going in. 453 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,742 Watch this, assholes! 454 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,204 -Watching! -You can stop calling us that. 455 00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:01,296 Whoo! You got it, babe! 456 00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:03,340 Almost there! 457 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,218 Whoo! 458 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,135 Get it, babe! 459 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,141 Yeah! 460 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,021 -Yes! -Yes! 461 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,564 Yeah! 462 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,150 Check me out, bitches! 463 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,027 Yes! 464 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,447 Oh, no! 465 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:30,242 Oh, God! Something's wrong! 466 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:31,701 -Oh, God! -Oh, my God. 467 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:33,370 Ah! My foot! 468 00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,789 -Shit! Babe, I'm coming! -My foot! 469 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:39,126 Something happened to my foot! Oh my God! 470 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:40,877 Call an ambulance. 471 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,880 Pull out the spikes. The pain is going up the leg. 472 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,591 Ah! Oh, goddamn it! What is that thing? 473 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:47,759 Take that down! 474 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,232 Hey, watch this, watch this. 475 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:05,485 Hey, would you mind getting that? I can't get to my room key. 476 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:06,611 Hands are full. 477 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:07,779 Ooh! 478 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,114 -You got it. -Thank you. 479 00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:11,074 Hey! We're back! 480 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,617 -Whoo! -Hi! 481 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,827 Nice to see you again. 482 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,120 Great to see you too. 483 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:18,290 Another perfect day in paradise! 484 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:20,459 Enjoy. 485 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,377 Ahem. Here we go. 486 00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,172 Oh, shit. 487 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:26,882 Hi. 488 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,341 -Hi. -It's us again! 489 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,260 -We're back! -Welcome. 490 00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:31,970 Can I get your room number? 491 00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,305 -5000. -714. 492 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,766 You guys are from the yurt place, right? 493 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,351 That happens a lot. 494 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:43,148 Look, I don't give a shit. I'm starting at Villanova next week. 495 00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,358 If you give me 100 bucks, I'll get you a cabana. 496 00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:48,945 -Deal. -What are you gonna study? 497 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:56,995 Is that the last one? 498 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,498 Okay, great. The pharmacy had the cream. 499 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,291 -Ginny is on her way back. -Okay. 500 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:03,084 Well, until she returns, 501 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,378 the Scotch will continue to be my medicine. 502 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,925 -Thank you. -I feel like this is my fault. 503 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,801 No, I did this to myself. 504 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,720 Although next time you're mad at me, 505 00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,680 you don't have to goad me into climbing rocks. 506 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,390 Just tell me to go fuck myself. 507 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:20,852 -No, I don't want you to go fuck yourself. -Mm, yeah, you do. 508 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:22,729 You all do. 509 00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:25,315 I left Anne. Now you think I'm a piece of shit. 510 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,985 Hey, we don't think that, all right? We wouldn't have come if we thought that. 511 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:31,821 Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this divorce is hard on you too. 512 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,323 It has been hard. 513 00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:34,491 It's been rough. 514 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:35,408 Yeah. 515 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,328 It's okay. We're here. We're your friends. 516 00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:41,706 Yeah, and Nicky, you don't have to pretend in front of us. 517 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,708 What do you mean, pretend? 518 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,794 I mean, we've known you for 30 years, and I get it. 519 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,337 Ginny is hot and new. 520 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:51,299 But anyone our age would be exhausted by all this. 521 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,510 I'm not exhausted. 522 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,846 I-I'm happier than I've ever been in my life. 523 00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:00,642 You know when I was exhausted? 524 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:03,228 When I was living my old, shitty life. 525 00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,313 I was just like you, Jack, 526 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:08,400 jerking off in the hotel shower on vacation. 527 00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:11,152 I wasn't doing that. I had, uh, sand in my folds-- 528 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,405 I don't care if you guys don't believe me. 529 00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:15,282 I'm happier than I've ever been. 530 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:21,204 But… I saw you cry by the fire. 531 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,041 You know why I was crying, Kate? 532 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,920 Because I couldn't believe what a lucky son of a bitch I am. 533 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,841 I was looking up into the heavens, 534 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,552 thanking God for allowing me to meet Ginny, 535 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:38,888 for giving me a second chance. 536 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,808 I was dead. 537 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:43,476 And now I live. 538 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:47,814 When was the last time you guys felt like that? 539 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,738 I will have the lobster roll and fries. 540 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:59,534 Then I'll get the antioxidant salad. That way we can share both. 541 00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:01,703 Thank you. 542 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:07,626 Oh, that's cute. 543 00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:21,056 How does your body feel? 544 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:22,932 I need to run to the bathroom. 545 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:24,601 Okay. 546 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:05,433 Anne?