1 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:08,174 [birds tweeting] 2 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:20,145 [Vivaldi's "Autumn" from The Four Seasons playing] 3 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,274 [indistinct chatter] 4 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,451 -[Jack] Hi. -[man] Welcome, sir. 5 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,619 -[Jack] Here you go. -[man] Let me get that for you. 6 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,121 [Jack] Thank you. 7 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,206 Got it. That's all right. Thank you. 8 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,589 -[engine revs] -[tires squeal] 9 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,382 [dance music blaring] 10 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:51,926 [music and engine turns off] 11 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:54,929 -Hey! -[Kate] Oh, shit. 12 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:58,058 -Did we know Ginny was coming to this? -God, he's an idiot. 13 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,517 Hello, there! 14 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:00,727 -Hey! -Hi! 15 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,145 Who's ready for cider? 16 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,106 [gasps] Ooh! 17 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,692 They have a fall foliage scooter tour. 18 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,819 -Uh, we'll see. -Yeah. 19 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,072 You guys look great. 20 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,866 Thank you for noticing. We're doing dry fall, so… 21 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:16,618 So, no baths. 22 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:19,496 I'm kidding, no booze. We're cooling it with the booze. 23 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,457 Oh, that is so great. You know, I can kind of see it in your skin. 24 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:23,708 -Really? Thank you. -Oh. Great. 25 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:24,626 [laughing] 26 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,169 -Hey, he's back! -Hey! 27 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,254 -Hello! -Hey! 28 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:29,631 Hi, you guys. Thank you. 29 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:30,882 Ooh! 30 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:33,176 -We got a lot of shit in here. -[Ginny] Hi. 31 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,887 -Hey. -[Kate] Danny, you must be exhausted. 32 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:38,181 I can't believe you came straight here. 33 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:40,308 You know, anything for my godchild. 34 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:42,060 I'm gonna check in. 35 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:43,144 Okay, thank you. 36 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:46,064 -Oh, wow. -Oh, this campus is so beautiful. 37 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:48,525 I bet you have the best memories of going to school here. 38 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:51,903 Oh, God. Mostly, I just remember eating so many black beans. 39 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:53,696 [Danny] Oh, listen, Ginny, in the late 1980s, 40 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,157 it was believed that eating black beans and sweet potatoes… 41 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,659 And listening to R.E.M. 42 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,202 …would cure AIDS and end apartheid. 43 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,079 -And to be honest… -Do not say it worked. 44 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:02,413 -It is not your place. -Fine. 45 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:03,748 [laughs] 46 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:07,669 Well, I love it here unabashedly. It's where I fell in love with my wife. 47 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:10,213 It's where I found my passion for history. 48 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:13,133 And I think this weekend is going to be magical. 49 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,885 -Kate, that guy needs your credit card. -Okay. 50 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,682 And you're all set, sir. Mrs. Pagano already checked in. 51 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,559 Mrs. Pagano. 52 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:24,477 -Oh, uh… -What? 53 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,728 Anne stole Nick's room. 54 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,314 [Ginny] It's totally fine. We can just take whatever room Anne was in. 55 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:31,693 No, I specifically requested the Molly Pitcher Suite. 56 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:33,736 It's the one room with a bathtub. 57 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:35,905 So, we can shower. 58 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,492 I wouldn't be surprised if she did this on purpose. 59 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:43,163 She was so mean on our last Zoom mediation. 60 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:46,541 I'm sure any room that we stay in together is a perfect room. 61 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:48,585 -[Nick] Right. -[Ginny] It was an honest mistake. 62 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,420 [Clerk] Would you like me to take those for you? 63 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,130 -[Nick] Sure. -[Ginny] Thank you. 64 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,132 [laughs] 65 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,092 [Ginny] It's gonna be great. 66 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,636 [Ginny clears throat] 67 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,347 -Oh, gosh. -[Nick] Son of a bitch. 68 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,473 -[Ginny] No. -What? 69 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,017 No, it's totally fine. 70 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,102 -Are you kidding me? -[Ginny] It's charming. Hey. 71 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,812 -No, no, no. This is-- -[Ginny] Look at me. 72 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,731 -It's got everything we need. -Oh… 73 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,691 -Okay. -[Ginny] Oh. 74 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:13,318 -Hello! -[Ginny laughs] 75 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:15,820 All right. Okay. 76 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,822 [Vivaldi's "Autumn" from The Four Seasons playing] 77 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:18,740 [Ginny laughing] 78 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:22,577 What in colonial fetus hell? I'm triggered. 79 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:23,953 [Claude chuckles] 80 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,039 Okay. 81 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:30,501 -I'm sorry I slept in the car. -Oh, that's okay. That's okay. 82 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,004 -Are you hungry, maybe? -No. 83 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:35,882 You have to rest anyway. 84 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,842 Oh, shit. 85 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,385 Put this here. 86 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,971 Yeah. Ah, that's better. 87 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:44,891 Ooh, hey. 88 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,228 -I smell like plane. -I don't care. 89 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:52,857 I missed you. 90 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,028 -Did you miss me? -Yeah, I missed you too. 91 00:03:57,111 --> 00:03:58,488 Ah… 92 00:03:58,571 --> 00:03:59,989 [both laughing] 93 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,908 ["Autumn" continues playing] 94 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:03,785 [muffled chatter] 95 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,415 That was grim, right? 96 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,252 I mean, let's please never have a mediation Zoom. 97 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,753 Oh, I agree. 98 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:15,672 I'll just sue the shit out of you in court. 99 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:16,631 [chuckles] 100 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,718 I really do feel energized being back here. 101 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:23,596 It's kind of romantic, huh? 102 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,556 Oh, yeah? What's making you hornier? 103 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,059 The dusty needlepoints or John Jay's death certificate? 104 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:29,102 Oh! 105 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,396 That can't be real, can it? 106 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:33,606 Oh, where are you going? 107 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,566 I'm gonna go see Anne. She said come see her. 108 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,235 Okay. Should I-- 109 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:39,779 I'll just hang here. Sure. 110 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:42,949 -[sighs] -[chair creaks] 111 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:45,910 [Vivaldi's "Autumn" from The Four Seasons playing] 112 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,085 [Claude laughing] Oh, my God. Look at this guy! 113 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:57,547 I thought he was holding a cat, but it's actually a neck beard. Look. 114 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:00,633 Grindr? Oh, it's too early in the day for a small-town scroll. 115 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,845 Grindr is how I learn the spirit of a new place, you know that. 116 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,054 Let me play with it. 117 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:09,058 Oh, gosh. Now, look at this guy. Look. 118 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,602 It says, "Gen Z Twink." 119 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,522 Look at his face. It's like Hillary Clinton. Come on. 120 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:16,733 Look, all these guys lie about their ages, okay? 121 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,986 You've got to set it to 26 to get a 40-year-old. 122 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,363 -You know all the tricks, huh? -Yeah. 123 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,531 Okay, let's see. 124 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:24,449 Hmm. 125 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:26,993 -Ah, work with what you got, king. -Delete. 126 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:28,661 -[sighs] -Next. 127 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:31,998 Okay, I'm ready. 128 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,249 -Come on. -For what? 129 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,209 I'm sure you have a laundry list of things 130 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,253 you need to talk to me about since I've been gone. 131 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,840 Babe, I actually don't want to talk about anything serious this weekend. 132 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:41,966 -Oh. -Okay? 133 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,885 All I want is to have fun together. 134 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,011 -How's that? -Really? 135 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,512 -You like that? -Uh-huh. 136 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,890 -Let's have fun. Beat it. -Okay. 137 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:49,932 Amazing. 138 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,559 [Claude gasps] Oh, my God. 139 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:53,019 -He looks like… -Ooh. 140 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:54,896 …Boscaiolo. How do you say in English? 141 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:56,481 -Lumberjack. -Hmm. 142 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,565 Hold on. 143 00:05:57,648 --> 00:05:59,359 -Lumberjack. Oh. -Shit. 144 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,903 I'm so happy for the town. 145 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:02,820 Yeah. 146 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,075 Okay, let's go be uncles now. How's that? 147 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,076 Mm. 148 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:11,496 [uplifting music playing] 149 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,752 Hey, you're positive it's okay that I'm here, right? 150 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,337 -Yeah. -Because I can just go back 151 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:20,505 and you can do your thing. 152 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:24,258 No, no. You were there when I asked Lila. She said it was fine. 153 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,760 -Yeah… -Look, look. 154 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:28,221 You're part of my life now. You should be here. 155 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,014 Okay. 156 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,725 [Ginny inhales sharply] 157 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,104 [indistinct chatter] 158 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:37,355 -Bethie! -[Beth] Hi! 159 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:38,606 [Kate] Oh! 160 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:41,567 Dad, no crying. 161 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,152 I would never. 162 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,029 I don't even like you. 163 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,031 Even more gorgeous than ever. Hi. 164 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,408 [all laugh] 165 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,284 -Missed you. -[Danny] Missed you too. 166 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,703 [Kate] You look so pretty. I love this sweater. Is it new? 167 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,664 -Thank you. It's my roommate's. -Cute! 168 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:55,832 Have you seen Lila much? 169 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:59,544 I think she's been busy with theater stuff. 170 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,337 -I see them. And Lila. -[Jack] Hey! 171 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,713 [Kate] Hey! 172 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:04,882 -[Jack chuckles] -[Claude] Hi, love. 173 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,217 Hi. 174 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,677 I like your new piercing. 175 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,887 It's not a piercing. It just squeezes there. 176 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,931 Oh, well, it's great too. 177 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,391 It's a great, great choice. 178 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:14,308 Hmm. 179 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,936 So, hey, how's the play going? 180 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,813 -Ooh, we'll see. -[Claude] Oh! 181 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,023 Which do you like better, playwriting or acting? 182 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,152 Acting's fun, but it's a surface pleasure. 183 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,862 Like a clitoral orgasm. 184 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:27,864 The writing is more G-spot. 185 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:28,823 Hmm. 186 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,283 Okay. 187 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:32,076 -[Kate] Mm… -Right. Hey… 188 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,996 There's my baby! 189 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:36,622 Mwah! 190 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:37,707 Hi, Nick. 191 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:38,791 Hey. 192 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,126 Hi. 193 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:41,502 Hi, Lila. 194 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,551 Anne, have you, uh, met, uh, Ginny? 195 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,011 [Nick] Yes. 196 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,054 -Hi. -Hi. 197 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,473 -Hey. -It's nice to… 198 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:55,683 Jesus. 199 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:58,728 [Nick groans] 200 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,521 So, what's the plan, Stans? 201 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:02,940 Claude, what are we doing? 202 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:03,900 Me? 203 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:06,068 I'll do whatever. 204 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:07,570 I love fun. 205 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:08,696 [giggles] 206 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,656 I'm gonna excuse myself. 207 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,783 Um, I booked a massage. 208 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,452 So we'll meet up after for tea? 209 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,496 -Okay. -Yeah? Okay. Okay. 210 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:18,706 I actually have to get going too. 211 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:19,624 -What? -[Kate] What? 212 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,334 I know. I'm really sorry. 213 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:24,545 I just have a group project due. I just have to hole up and work. 214 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,839 Oh, yeah, great, because we came all the way up here 215 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,424 for "hole up and work" weekend. 216 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:32,261 If I don't make it tonight, I promise I'll see you tomorrow. 217 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,639 Tomorrow's the big day anyway, right? Right? 218 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:35,640 I love you guys. 219 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:36,849 [Kate] I love you too. 220 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:38,392 Love you. 221 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,355 [indistinct chatter] 222 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,899 [Jack] Well, you still got me. 223 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:49,070 Huh? Should we stroll Beacon Street holding hands like it's 1992? 224 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:49,987 Sure. 225 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:55,576 So, Bug, you said you needed me to take you shopping. 226 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,411 -[Lila] Yeah. -So, let's shop it up. 227 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,871 -Shall we? -[laughs] Okay. 228 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,209 I forgot Ginny was coming. 229 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,795 What do you mean you forgot? We talked about it. 230 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:09,131 No, I know. I just… I didn't get her a ticket to the play. 231 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,926 -She probably wouldn't like it anyway. -Well, of course she would. 232 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,262 Could you get her a ticket? 233 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,138 Sure. 234 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,724 [classical music playing] 235 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,356 [laughter] 236 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:28,526 Oh, man, what happened to the Hot Spot? 237 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:31,612 Oh, I'm gonna cry. The Hot Spot was legendary. 238 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:32,572 [Danny] Hot Spot? 239 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:36,075 Yeah, they made those burgers with the egg on top. The fried eggs. 240 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:40,204 Oh, why would they close the Hot Spot? You think it was a pandemic thing? 241 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,331 I don't know. I have the same information you have. 242 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,583 I live with you. 243 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:45,793 Aw. 244 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,254 -[bell jingles] -[Ginny] I love the smell of old stuff. 245 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:50,172 This is nice. 246 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,465 -[gasps] Ah. -Look at that. 247 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:55,177 Well, I just need a small bookshelf. It doesn't need to be fancy. 248 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:57,013 Okay. 249 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,181 Oh, how about this one? 250 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,141 Dad, ew. 251 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:04,562 Ooh. Yeah, Nick, no. That's a little American Psycho. 252 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,521 [Ginny laughs] 253 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,023 Uh… Oh, Lila. 254 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:11,068 How about this? Is this a little more your aesthetic? 255 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,445 Yeah, that's perfect. 256 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,071 Great. Sold. 257 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,281 [laughs] 258 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:16,198 Great. 259 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,366 Need anything else? 260 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,828 Are you good on stained kimonos? 261 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:21,871 Oh, my God. 262 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,080 [mouthing] No. 263 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:25,416 [indistinct chatter] 264 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:28,085 Ooh, vinyl. 265 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,545 Buy you a record. 266 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,881 Danny and I want to go to the furniture store. 267 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,174 I like records. 268 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,217 Oh. 269 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,265 Yeah. All right. 270 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,266 [bell jingles] 271 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,684 [Danny laughing] 272 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,021 Hey, how's your health? 273 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,776 I'm great. Why? What's my husband been telling you? 274 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:52,735 No, nothing. No. 275 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,904 I just know that Claude usually babysits you, 276 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,864 and you've been left to your own devices. 277 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,825 My devices are running perfectly. 278 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,160 Great. 279 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,371 [gasps] 280 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,373 -Hey. -Hey. 281 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,582 -Hey. -Hey, buddy. 282 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,125 Check it out. 283 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,711 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -[Nick] Look who's hitting it off. 284 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:14,674 I don't think Lila's ever seen a rotary phone before. 285 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,718 -I don't think either of them has. -Okay. 286 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,764 This feels really good. 287 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,100 This feels really, really good. 288 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,185 Can I tell you something, as a friend? 289 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,437 We don't want to hear how great it's going, okay? 290 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,856 Stop being lit from within. It's gross. 291 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,983 What can I say? I'm a lucky guy. 292 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,069 -Yeah, stuff like that. Let's can it. -No. 293 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:36,654 -Lucky. -[Kate] Mm! 294 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,447 Lucky, lucky, lucky. 295 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,825 [laughs] Hey. 296 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,910 Oh, you fully broke that. 297 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,578 I saw a wine bar. 298 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,705 Yeah. 299 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,998 [Nick] Oh, old phones. 300 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:48,999 [Lila] Yeah. 301 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,503 So, how's that, uh, Napoleon book coming? 302 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:58,175 Uh, I'm at the part where he's leading an expedition to Egypt for trade reasons. 303 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,386 Oh, man, you're still in the 18th century. 304 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,888 Oh, so much good stuff to come. Yeah, I'm jealous. 305 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,516 Yeah, very exciting. Mm, yeah. 306 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,018 So how'd you like Austin? 307 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,354 I didn't go. Not this time. 308 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,272 What? 309 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,773 Well, we were both so busy. 310 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:16,652 Danny with his hotel projects. Me redoing the closets. 311 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:20,781 Man, Kate and I haven't been apart for more than a long weekend 312 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,908 in, like, I don't know, 20 years. 313 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,577 Oh, wow. 314 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,000 Can I be honest with you, Jack? 315 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:31,917 Yeah. 316 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,044 I'm hanging by a thread. 317 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,379 Oh, no. 318 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,173 What's up? 319 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,134 I felt so lonely when Danny was gone. 320 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,097 But I don't want to bring this energy into the weekend, you know? 321 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,308 When you've been apart, you need to be perfect. 322 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:50,019 To remind the other person why they fell in love with you. 323 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,438 Okay, well, Claude, look, I respectfully disagree. 324 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:57,276 I think that love means, you know, feeling safe enough to be your worst self. 325 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:59,153 Oh, no, no. We are not that way. 326 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:02,406 No, come on. You can't stay perfect, right? 327 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,158 Uh, can you talk to Danny? 328 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,327 No. You don't know my husband. 329 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,829 He gets happy from the outside in. 330 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,414 You know? Good food. 331 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,750 Nice blowjob. A long nap. 332 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,795 Everything is fixed. Everything's fixed. 333 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:19,131 That… would work, yeah. 334 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,716 -[Claude] Mm-hmm. -That does sound nice. 335 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,760 -[Claude] I tell you. -Ooh, Violent Femmes. 336 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,470 I've got to get this for Kate. 337 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,265 -Hi. -[Jack] Hello. 338 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,225 All set? 339 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,354 Was it nice living on your own in a little corporate apartment? 340 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:38,150 I mean, it… I mean, yeah. It was phenomenal. 341 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,237 God, I would love to go someplace alone 342 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,073 and just quietly read my phone all the way to the end. 343 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,533 I feel that. 344 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,201 And then you come home 345 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,745 and you've missed each other, and it's sexy again. 346 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,663 Mm. 347 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,623 -It sounds really nice. -[Danny] Yeah. 348 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,502 [car horn blares] 349 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,588 They weren't in the furniture store. 350 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,342 What? They've got to be somewhere nearby. They wouldn't just ditch us. 351 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,387 Well, you know how she likes to steal Danny away and hide. 352 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,597 They are in love that way. 353 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,308 -Yeah. -Maybe they're buying flowers. 354 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,810 -Is it for me? -[Jack] Yeah. 355 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,940 You know, it's not that I have a problem with Jack, because he's the best. 356 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,066 He's a literal doll. 357 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,902 Yeah, I'm just saying, you know. I mean, you know what I'm saying. 358 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,321 -Yeah. Marriage is work. -[Kate] Exactly. 359 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,199 Or don't do any work, like Nick. 360 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:30,244 Just, uh, blow up your family and start over. 361 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,414 He is happier than any of us. 362 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,957 Speak for yourself. 363 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,542 Claude and I are very happy. 364 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,753 Yeah, because men always have a workaround, right? 365 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,213 Nick breaks all the rules. 366 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,883 You guys make your own rules and sleep with whoever you want. 367 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,261 -You wanna sleep with whoever you want? -Puke. Disgusting. 368 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:50,556 No, straight men our age do not maintain themselves like gay men our age. 369 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:53,559 I'm not out here looking to see a new set of thickening toenails. 370 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,021 No, that's why Jack is a prince, right? 371 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,606 Because he is the only man… 372 00:14:58,689 --> 00:14:59,857 [slurps] 373 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,817 …who's not looking for a workaround. 374 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,277 Hello, you two. 375 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,403 Hey! 376 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:05,446 Hi! 377 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,698 -You ditched us? -No, I texted you. 378 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:08,616 [Danny] Yeah. 379 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,452 Oh, it didn't go through. I'm sorry. 380 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:14,538 Yeah, but are you drinking during dry fall? 381 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,539 It's iced tea. 382 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,082 Did you order me an iced tea? 383 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:18,876 Why are you so grouchy? 384 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,003 Well, because I got lemonades for everybody, 385 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,422 but then a dog barked at me and I spilled them. 386 00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,841 Oh, sorry. Sorry, Claude. 387 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,009 I'm not mad. 388 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,428 I think this is wonderful. 389 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,096 You guys need more time? I can go away. 390 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,474 Sit, sit, sit. Come on. Come on, sit, sit. 391 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,393 No, I-I have to go back to the room and change, so… 392 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,354 Are you sure? Because we ordered flatbreads. 393 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,399 Well, I have, uh, kind of a… a sour stomach. 394 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,403 Okay. 395 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,864 So, you want the key? 396 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:51,951 Sure. 397 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,415 See you in a bit. 398 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,629 I don't care if he wants his golf clubs. 399 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,965 We said the house and its contents. 400 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,884 The house and its contents, Marlon! 401 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,094 How was the massage? 402 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,011 Amazing. 403 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,682 Yeah, I agree. Someone has to be the adult here. 404 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,350 Don't fuck me on this, Marlon! 405 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,309 Hi. 406 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,064 Hey. 407 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,858 Sorry, we've got to hustle now to Lila's thing. 408 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:25,776 [Jack] I'm up. 409 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,696 How were the flatbreads? 410 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,906 They were fine. They were flat. 411 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:35,077 Now I'm starving. Do I have time to get something before the play? 412 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,996 Uh, not really. 413 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,625 You're a grown-ass man. Manage your food intake. 414 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,378 I think there's a dinner after. 415 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,337 [sighs] 416 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,714 That's like four hours. 417 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,134 Are you okay? 418 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,720 I'm sorry my phone was being weird. 419 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:56,348 It's okay. I just thought this was gonna be a fun, romantic weekend. 420 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,684 You thought family weekend was gonna be sexy? 421 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,645 You know, we're alone. We're in a hotel. 422 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:05,190 I was trying to send signals earlier I wanted to come back and mess around. 423 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,818 How was I supposed to know "I have a sour stomach" 424 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,653 is code for "I want to make out"? 425 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,904 [Jack chuckles] 426 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,742 I guess it'll just be a fun, romantic weekend for you and Danny. 427 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,370 I haven't seen him in months. I see you every day. 428 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:24,251 Do you? Do you really see me? Huh? 429 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,045 [Kate] What? 430 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,004 Nothing. 431 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:28,964 Nothing at all. 432 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:29,882 [zipper rasps] 433 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:33,010 -[pop music playing] -[laughter and indistinct chatter] 434 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,095 [inaudible] 435 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,224 Hi. 436 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,268 [inaudible] 437 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,734 Oh, shit. That won't… That's not gonna work. 438 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,944 Oh, and my seat's up there? 439 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,114 No, it's just one. That's fine. 440 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,741 [whispers] Hey, I'll sit there. 441 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,076 -It's fine. -It's okay. 442 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,161 [Nick] Don't worry. No, Jack. Jack. Jack. 443 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,622 This way. Okay. 444 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,416 -[man] Come on. Ow! My toe! -Is everybody good? 445 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,002 [Nick] It's okay. 446 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:08,587 [man] Oh! 447 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:09,963 Back. 448 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,014 We had a really nice day. 449 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,600 Great. 450 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,145 -[fanfare playing] -[audience applauds] 451 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,651 Once upon a time, 452 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:34,404 my dad destroyed our family and started dating a stupid bitch. 453 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,698 [upbeat dramatic music plays] 454 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,665 No, please, please, Father, don't leave us! 455 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,542 The penis wants what it wants. 456 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,043 [melodramatic music plays] 457 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,588 [Lila] What was once a home 458 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:55,509 now felt like a pile of confetti and debris. 459 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,221 [shrieks] 460 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,391 [hammer smashing] 461 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,435 [Lila screams] 462 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,320 The messy aftermath of your practical joke, 463 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:19,992 your absence left me with only my tears as companions. 464 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,661 [Lila breathing shakily] 465 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,456 I want you to meet someone very special to me. 466 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,917 [in high-pitched voice] My personality is squats. 467 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:29,960 [audience laughs] 468 00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:31,837 [in normal voice] We know you'll accept us. 469 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,255 It just takes time. 470 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,798 Is that enough time? 471 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,133 You're not my mom! 472 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,467 [grunts] 473 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,385 Hyah! 474 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,679 -[audience gasps] -[Lila shrieks] 475 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,931 [melodramatic music resumes] 476 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,727 Oh, Mother! 477 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,228 [smattering of applause] 478 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,861 What woman over 20 would choose kisses and courtship 479 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,155 over independence and a quiet garden? 480 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:03,243 Marriage is an outdated social construct that imprisons women. 481 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,745 Yeah. 482 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:08,457 I agree with you, George Eliot and Britney Spears. 483 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:13,837 By the year 2075, marriage will be illegal and vibrators will be sold at McDonald's. 484 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,464 [exhales] 485 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,593 [all] We are born alone, we die alone. 486 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:23,138 And in between, we lie to each other. 487 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,557 Jesus Christ. 488 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,184 [applause] 489 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,477 Whoo! 490 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,229 [upbeat rock music plays] 491 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,147 [audience cheering and applauding] 492 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,161 [gasps] Oh, my God! 493 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,788 -Hey. -Congratulations! 494 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,248 [Lila] Aw, thank you! 495 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,083 I cried so much. 496 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,876 Oh, wow! Thank you! 497 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,920 Yeah, a lot of powerful ideas in there. 498 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,588 -[Claude] A lot. -Thank you. 499 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,299 Have you lost your mind? 500 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,467 Did you like it? 501 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,719 -[giggling] Yes, of course. -[whispers] Thank you. 502 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,888 -[whispers] I'm so proud. -[Lila] Thank you, thank you. 503 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,351 You know, I think because we had such a late lunch… 504 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,520 Danny also flew in so early this morning. 505 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,356 I think we'll go and we'll… we'll catch up. Okay? 506 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,984 [Lila] Thank you for being here. I love you guys. 507 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:17,901 Bye. 508 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,326 I'm trying real hard not to take the bait here, Lila. 509 00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:29,997 What bait? 510 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,623 Okay, sure. 511 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:35,377 But I will say that I think you owe Ginny an apology. 512 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,130 Oh, my God, that's your takeaway? 513 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,965 How could you write this? 514 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,135 How could you invite your girlfriend to Parents' Weekend? 515 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:44,594 I asked your permission. 516 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,305 No, you asked me in front of her. 517 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,390 I knew it. I knew you didn't really forget. 518 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:49,433 Oh, my God. 519 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,476 We are not done talking about this. 520 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,564 You really fucked that up. 521 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,316 Anne, not now. 522 00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:00,527 If we were together, I would sugarcoat it, but you did that wrong. 523 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,029 -It was stupid. -[Nick] Okay. 524 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,656 Oh, these are phrases I wish I'd used more when we were together. 525 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,826 Come on, even you know that that play was completely out of bounds. 526 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,996 This was Lila's night. She is expressing her pain. 527 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,375 Stop thinking about yourself for once. 528 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,420 Stop correcting how she said it and try to hear what she's saying. 529 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:24,718 [both laughing] 530 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,636 Can we just celebrate for the one millionth time 531 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,013 that we do not have children? 532 00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:29,222 Yes. 533 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,557 Salute. To freedom. 534 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,808 [both] Mm. 535 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,144 Actually, it was an interesting play, though, right? 536 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,604 Should we see more plays? 537 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:36,688 I don't think so. 538 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:37,939 [Danny chuckles] 539 00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,235 Oh, my God, look. 540 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,612 -What? -There. 541 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:44,821 It's the lumberjack. 542 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:48,700 Uh-huh. 543 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,577 Oh. Hey. 544 00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:52,954 [Claude] Mm! 545 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,664 [Danny] Okay. 546 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,418 Okay. He's coming over here, I think. 547 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,549 Hey, I'm still kinda hungry. 548 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,718 Would you want to walk down Beacon and see what's open? 549 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,387 No. I'm tired. 550 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,055 All right. 551 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,808 [exhales] 552 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:15,227 [plastic bag crinkles] 553 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,698 [dramatic music playing] 554 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,494 [Kate chuckles] 555 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:40,919 Hey! 556 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,256 Actually, I'm hungry too. 557 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,216 Oh. All right. 558 00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:47,300 Hmm. 559 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:55,892 Hey. 560 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:56,893 Hi. 561 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:01,898 Oh, God. Ginny, I am so sorry. 562 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:05,694 No, it's fine. She's a kid. She's going through stuff. 563 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:08,697 But I told you this, Nick. This is why I should not have come. 564 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,366 No, you were right. You were right. I didn't listen. 565 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,576 [laughs softly] 566 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:16,246 Oh, I just wanted to skip through all the hard stuff 567 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:20,333 and get to the stuff where everyone is normal with each other. 568 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,293 Yeah. 569 00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,503 It's kinda like how you rush through Warrior 2 570 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,505 because Reverse Warrior is easier for you. 571 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,590 [sighs] 572 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:30,469 Oh, my God. Is my personality squats? 573 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,888 -That's-- -[snickers] No, no. No. 574 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:33,805 [sighs] 575 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:37,434 No. Your personality… is sunlight. 576 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,561 -Oh. -And buttered toast. 577 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,770 [laughs] 578 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:41,980 And flute music. 579 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:43,815 -Okay. -[both laugh] 580 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,026 That's… That is a lot of pressure. 581 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,278 I'm gonna fix this. 582 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:49,988 I'm gonna talk to Lila tomorrow. 583 00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:51,823 Good. 584 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:56,495 Maybe just listen more than talk, yeah? 585 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,914 Listen more than talk. 586 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,123 Hmm. 587 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,668 [Kate] Do you think Beth is really studying, or does she just hate us? 588 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,421 Maybe she knew that play was gonna be a shitshow. 589 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,757 I was so disturbed by that play. 590 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,511 I was clenching my entire body the whole time. I'm so sore. 591 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:13,428 [laughs] 592 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,765 I mean, is Beth's whole generation just gonna give up on marriage? 593 00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:20,852 Is it because they witnessed their parents too much during the pandemic? 594 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,063 I think they'll find their way back to it. 595 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:26,608 You know, people like to say they're… they're poly or not into labels, 596 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,777 but, you know, like, even in a throuple, 597 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,904 somebody's got to clean the air fryer. 598 00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:35,450 Exactly. Even in an ethical situationship, you can't miss a car payment. 599 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,954 Yeah. It's like those guys who say, "Well, we're not gonna have a wedding." 600 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:42,207 "We're just gonna get married and then have a party." 601 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:45,418 -Yeah, dude. That's what a wedding is! -Yeah, it's literally a wedding, dude. 602 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:46,503 -Yeah. -[scoffs] 603 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:50,674 How's your açai bowl? 604 00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:52,259 I hate it. 605 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:54,844 I hate it. It's stupid frozen night cereal. 606 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,471 Why is everything different? 607 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,807 I know, buddy. Everything was better before. 608 00:25:58,890 --> 00:25:59,766 Yeah. 609 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,894 Oh, you know what's right down here? 610 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:04,938 590 Pomeroy. 611 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:09,234 Oh, the first time we hooked up was in the alley behind that building. 612 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,861 Because your roommate was a listener. 613 00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,238 [chuckles] 614 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,450 Let's go see if it's still a good building to lean on. 615 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,539 [Vivaldi's "Autumn" from The Four Seasons playing] 616 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:29,296 [music ends] 617 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,090 [Kate] Oh, no. 618 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,216 Is this it? 619 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:34,968 Oh. 620 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:36,803 [scoffs] 621 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,598 Well, we tried. 622 00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:42,142 Wait. 623 00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:44,728 Wait, couldn't you blow me behind a different building? 624 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,688 No, it wouldn't be the same. 625 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,189 Oh, you. Ah! 626 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,899 -[Kate yelps] -[car alarm blares] 627 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:50,984 [Jack] Whoa! 628 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,737 -Oh, my God! Oh, my God. -[both laughing] 629 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:57,407 ["Près des remparts de Séville" from Carmen by Georges Bizet playing] 630 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,760 Uh, do you mind if we use a-- 631 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,136 Oh, of course. Of course. 632 00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,096 Hey, babe. My bag. 633 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:29,773 [lips smacking] 634 00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:55,882 [cries softly] 635 00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:01,304 Babe? 636 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:03,348 Are you okay? 637 00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:05,517 You're smoking cigarettes? 638 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,728 Why do you want to die? 639 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:09,896 Oh, keep your voice down. 640 00:28:09,979 --> 00:28:11,064 I'm Italian! 641 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,901 Is this why you wanted to be far away from me 642 00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:17,028 and do stupid things and kill yourself? 643 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,364 Oh, I had that pack for three months. 644 00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:21,700 If you had a stent in your heart, would you smoke? 645 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:26,538 Would you party every fucking weekend like you're 24 when you're actually 54? 646 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,540 -Oh… -Your profile said 40. 647 00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:31,334 What kind of a husband does this? What kind of a husband? You tell me! 648 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:34,212 Hey, man. I'm here for the open part, not the marriage part. 649 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:37,257 Okay, whatever, dude. Okay, don't be corny. Come on. 650 00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,675 Oh, my God. 651 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:40,677 I'm scared for you all the time. 652 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,055 You don't take care enough of yourself. Do you know that? 653 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,807 -The one time-- -Oh, one time? 654 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:47,392 Yeah, that I said something about it, 655 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,352 you know, you had to just leave for three months. 656 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:50,645 It's constant. 657 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,898 You watch over me like I'm on my deathbed! 658 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,567 You know why? Because you fucking love smoking 659 00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:57,318 more than being alive with me, that's why! 660 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,904 I left because you were smothering me! 661 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:02,490 [Claude] What? I'm smothering you, really? 662 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,659 I just needed to get some space. 663 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,202 [laughs] Okay! 664 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,287 You needed space. 665 00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:09,748 Well, why didn't you tell me before then, amore mio? 666 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,751 You know what? I-- I'm gonna give you all the fucking space you want. 667 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,420 I'm gonna even help you pack. How's that? 668 00:29:15,503 --> 00:29:18,423 Where do you wanna go? Tell me. Where do you want to fucking go? 669 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:20,175 -You wanna go to Brazil? -Oh, my God! 670 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,676 [Claude] …be happy without me. 671 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,262 You can go now. I don't want to be married to a ghost. 672 00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:25,305 [Danny] Oh, my God! 673 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:27,599 [Claude shouting in Italian] 674 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,853 [in English] Are you gonna take this? Where do you want to go? 675 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:33,563 [choral music playing] 676 00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,026 [Claude] You think I'm crazy? 677 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:42,238 Now you don't love me anymore? You used to love me. 678 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:47,494 Tell me. Answer me. Actually, no. Go! Go! You want to go? Go! 679 00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:50,997 You think we'll all still do ultimate Frisbee tomorrow? 680 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,458 I don't know. It's a real cliffhanger. 681 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,963 [Vivaldi's "Autumn" from The Four Seasons playing] 682 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,167 [music ends]