1 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,824 It's Dad's basement, Vivian. 2 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:35,035 He should decide what happens to his stuff! 3 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:39,414 Yeah, I-I know there was a flood, but wet things can dry. 4 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:43,835 No, it's-- It's not trash, Vivian. Those are his treasures. 5 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:49,174 I can't wait to see everybody. 6 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,593 I can't wait to see some of the people. 7 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:56,431 Are you sure you don't want to text Kate before we get there? 8 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:58,933 I don't know, something funny, just to break the ice. 9 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:01,519 She was out of line, okay? Not me. 10 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:04,773 Whatever she said, I'm sure she's sorry. 11 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:07,317 I'm just gonna tell her we need to set some clear boundaries, 12 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,235 and if she doesn't like it, too bad. 13 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:14,324 I really hope she's in a good mood. 14 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,744 No, no, no, no, no. You're being ridiculous. You are! 15 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:20,413 Just put on Dad, Vivian, I swear to God! 16 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:25,043 Hey, Dad. Yeah, just tell me what's down there, 17 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:28,171 and I can help you decide whether to keep it or not, okay? 18 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:30,423 Keep. 19 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,717 Keep. 20 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:35,345 Keep. 21 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,556 Oh, that, you, uh-- No, uh… Keep. 22 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,058 Keep, yeah. 23 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:42,894 Oh, we're getting so close. I can't wait to see everyone. 24 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:45,105 Ya know, we should probably stop and get some groceries. 25 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,107 Oh, no, they're already bringing groceries, babe. 26 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:48,983 What if they didn't get enough? 27 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,612 Okay, why don't you just throw everything in the house away? 28 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:54,948 Huh? Just throw it all in the garbage. 29 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:57,325 Oh, yeah. 30 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:59,619 Happy New Year, party people! 31 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,163 Who's ready to leave the past behind us? 32 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:03,790 Hi! 33 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,041 I-I'm using that tone 34 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,418 because that's the tone that you're using with me. 35 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:10,046 Oh, yes, it is. Don't. No, no, no, no. 36 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:16,052 Everyone's already here. 37 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,139 Hi! 38 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,476 Ginny in the house! 39 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,186 Oh! 40 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,899 We did it! 41 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:48,293 Danny, are you cooking anything special? 42 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:49,961 -Claude's cooking. -Mm-hmm. 43 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:53,006 I'm making a classic Italian New Year's dish. 44 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,967 Zampone with lentils. 45 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,010 Is that a foot? 46 00:02:57,093 --> 00:03:01,514 No, it's a traditional Italian sausage encased in a foot. 47 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,807 Oh. 48 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,896 Well, it won't be the first time I've put a foot in my mouth. 49 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,481 That came out weird. I don't mean like I have an OnlyFans. 50 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:11,482 Hi. 51 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:15,486 Hey! The vacation can officially begin. 52 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,821 The VIP is here! 53 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,573 Hey! 54 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:21,409 Thank you all for coming on my trip. 55 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,077 Of course. 56 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:25,622 -It's mama's turn. -Yeah, it is. 57 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,373 I said that 'cause I have tequila in this. 58 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,168 Hi. Hi, hon. 59 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,378 And this is the famous Terry. 60 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,214 -Terry! -Hi, there. Hi. 61 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,882 No autographs, please. 62 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,843 -And he's funny. -Nice to meet everybody. 63 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,303 What was your name again? 64 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,889 -Terry! -Terry. 65 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:45,225 We met at a potters convention in Poughkeepsie. 66 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:49,270 Terry was hosting a demo where he made a bowl that looked like a human brain. 67 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:53,566 Yeah, it was… You know, the brain is the most sensuous organ of the human body. 68 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,401 Oh, wow. 69 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,153 I'll go get the rest of the stuff. 70 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,363 Thank you. 71 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,490 So, how was your Christmas? 72 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:01,658 It was perfect. 73 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,285 Claude put up four trees and we did nothing. 74 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,664 Sorry, my dad's basement flooded 75 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:11,417 and my sister's being crazy just trying to toss out everything. 76 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,295 Yeah. She's completely unhinged 77 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,882 because she doesn't want a pile of wet TV Guides from the '90s. 78 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,595 Got it. 79 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,514 Thank you. 80 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,185 Let me show you our room. 81 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:38,027 Come in. 82 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,696 I have something to tell you. 83 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:40,822 Okay. 84 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:42,824 It's very much an emergency. 85 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,827 Okay. Babe… 86 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:47,370 …what is it? 87 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:50,206 Eighteen years ago in Barcelona… 88 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,165 Uh-huh. 89 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,334 …I think I fucked Terry. 90 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,546 I need to know. 91 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,799 I mean, there's no way I can ask him directly, though. 92 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,510 Oh, Claude. 93 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,096 -What? -I love this mystery for us. 94 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,312 Jack, I need a moment. 95 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,026 I'm listening, Kate. 96 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:20,528 I felt frustrated and resentful 97 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:23,156 when you did not help me with the groceries. 98 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:25,533 Okay, I receive that. 99 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:26,993 I apologize, 100 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:30,788 and I will try to be more considerate about carrying stuff in the future. 101 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:32,749 Okay. 102 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,592 Oh, I think your sister's texting you. 103 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,510 What? 104 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,321 Uh, what are you-- What are you doing? 105 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:04,447 Vivian texted you. 106 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,032 Thank you. 107 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,623 Vivian, do not throw that out. 108 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,168 Well, how wet is my poster? 109 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:23,424 Mm. 110 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:24,509 Oh my gosh. 111 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:26,469 Oh! I know what you did. 112 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,179 Are we doing shots? 113 00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:29,889 -Oh. -No, babe. 114 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:33,351 -These guys don't drink, remember? -Oh, right, right. I'm sorry. 115 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:36,354 Yeah, they're immunity shots. The ginger just burns like a motherfucker. 116 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,356 Uh, you already know Rachel. 117 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:40,441 Right, from the, um… 118 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:42,902 And this is Sarah. 119 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,779 -Hi again. -Hi. 120 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,906 -Good to see you. -Hello. Good to see you. 121 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:48,699 And obviously, this is Jett. 122 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:49,826 Sup, sup! 123 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,786 -Can't forget Jett. -Nah. 124 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:54,497 -Okay. Good to see you. -Yeah. 125 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,582 So, any of you guys big skiers? 126 00:06:56,666 --> 00:07:00,336 -Yeah. You guys ski a little, right? -I went on like a middle school trip. 127 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,879 And Jett sleds. 128 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,506 I mean, Jett does sled. 129 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:05,633 He said it. 130 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:07,510 -We've got it all. -Okay, here's a funny story. 131 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:11,264 So, I was in REI yesterday, and I was looking at sunglasses-- 132 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:12,765 Hello, hello, hello. 133 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:15,226 -Colby! -Oh, my God! 134 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:20,731 Tell us everything! How was Paris? Tell us. 135 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:23,443 Oh, my God. It was so amazing. I loved it so much. 136 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,528 I may move there. It was so good. 137 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,864 Okay, he said the same thing about Lisbon, so… 138 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,157 Okay, guilty as charged. 139 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:33,578 Colby's the traveler of the group. His TikTok is all packing videos. 140 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:36,038 Wow. 141 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,920 So, Terry, have you ever been to Barcelona? 142 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,630 Mm-hmm. Many times. 143 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,008 Uh-huh. Were you there in 2007? 144 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:49,218 Because I lived there in 2007. 145 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,053 Did you have a mustache back then? 146 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,222 I did a mustache once for Movember. 147 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,641 Yeah, but no one is asking you. I'm speaking to Terry. 148 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,351 Gee, enough with the third degree. 149 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,520 Give a guy a chance to eat his potato skins. 150 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,647 -All right, all right. -It's okay. 151 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,524 -Can I ask another question? -Yeah. 152 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:06,277 Yep. 153 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:10,198 Danny, can we talk, please? 154 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:14,285 You wanna do this in snow pants? Fine. Speak. 155 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:18,915 You have every right to still be mad at me. I-I feel horrible. 156 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,751 You cannot talk about my husband that way. 157 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,086 You and I need to establish some real boundaries. 158 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,506 -Of course. -No, no, no, it's not "of course." 159 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,883 You don't have to like Claude, but you have to respect him. 160 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:32,553 -If you can't do that-- -Danny, I am so sorry, okay? It's just… 161 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,013 It's… I'm fucked up, right? 162 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:36,265 I take shots at people when I'm unhappy, 163 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:41,145 and all I can say is I am genuinely sorry about what I said about Claude. 164 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,147 It will never happen again, 165 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:47,068 and I know that it is my job to do the work to regain your trust. 166 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:51,614 Okay, wait. That apology was really good. Who fixed you? 167 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,407 -Dr. Suzanne. -Hmm. 168 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:55,660 Jack and I started couples therapy, 169 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:59,163 and I won't complain about it because I will respect our new boundary. 170 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,332 Oh, I don't need boundaries. I'm amazing. 171 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:04,043 We're going to go down that one-way street right the fuck now. 172 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,879 Who is Dr. Suzanne? Does she have a candle? 173 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:11,300 -How big is her jewelry? -It is a candle trio, it is dusty. 174 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,762 Her biggest necklace is basically a bronze waffle. 175 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,059 How's therapy going? 176 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,853 Well, uh, we're not fighting as much. 177 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,773 -That's good. -We're also not talking as much. 178 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:27,775 Except in this weird therapy speak. 179 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:31,279 Um, also, we haven't had sex in three months. TMI. 180 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,698 You know, you're supposed to say "TMI" before the thing. 181 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:34,615 Sorry. 182 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,034 TMI. 183 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,120 Hello. 184 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:42,456 It's just, you know, we're usually pretty good in that area, so it kind of… 185 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,625 Kind of has me wondering. 186 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,086 Wondering what? 187 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:49,130 What, you think Jack's cheating on you? 188 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,048 Oh, he would never. 189 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,758 Except he kind of already did. 190 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,469 He kissed Anne at parents' weekend. 191 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,181 That's exactly what I did, yeah. 192 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,935 Because it's objectively hilarious. 193 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,396 Yeah, no, I'm not worried about Anne. I… 194 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:08,524 I just can't shake the feeling that he's hiding something from me. 195 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,442 Kate, come on. 196 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,112 He changed the passcode on his phone. That's bad, right? 197 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:17,033 -What is your face? -What? What? There's no face. 198 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,327 Jack's not cheating. 199 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,203 I mean, he's bad at logistics. 200 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,373 You think a man who asks you what his pants size is 201 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:28,085 is gonna book a hotel room with a secret credit card? Come on. 202 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,088 …that I am such a fan of burgers. 203 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:34,091 I could eat a burger every night. I don't know why… 204 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,010 And he loves you. 205 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,680 Yeah, you're probably right. It's… 206 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,099 I've really missed you. 207 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,227 I missed you too. Come here. 208 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,482 I'll be back. 209 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,861 Oh, so, listen. 210 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:56,030 I need to see Terry naked. 211 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,240 Oh! Oh, okay. Of course you do. 212 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:02,370 I just remembered the Barcelona guy had a birthmark on his left thigh. 213 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,871 Can we make it happen? 214 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,331 -Let's make it happen. -Yes, baby! 215 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:11,962 See you at the bottom, shit sticks. 216 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,423 All right, Katherine, I'm coming after your ass! 217 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,424 Whoo! 218 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,071 Are you kidding me? 219 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,538 Bye! 220 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:46,914 -Whoo! -No! 221 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:59,301 Drinks on you, suckers! 222 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,638 -You can't feel good about that. -Oh, boo! You suck! 223 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,014 Whoo! 224 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,433 Oh, boo! 225 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:08,018 I didn't even know we were starting, you cheater. 226 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,145 Ah! 227 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,070 Oh my God. 228 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,369 I win! 229 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,789 Better luck next time, slowpokes. 230 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,126 Oh my God, he's the Carl. 231 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:34,587 -He's the Carl, everyone. -The Carl! 232 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:37,006 Sorry, babe. Carl was Rachel's ex-boyfriend. 233 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,966 He was, like, so competitive. 234 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,637 No, no, no, no. Don't worry. We've all been the Carl at some point. 235 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,389 You're officially one of us. 236 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,807 Oh, great. 237 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,486 Do they care why? 238 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,029 I know you're… 239 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,531 I can get you regular coffee. It's not a big deal. 240 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,575 No, no, no. It's… It's good. 241 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:07,161 You can really taste the blended mushrooms. 242 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:10,581 Rachel is a super-talented Ayurvedic chef. 243 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:14,126 -Except for last New Year's. -Oh my God. 244 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,545 Oh my God. 245 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:18,589 What happened? 246 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,550 Uh, Rachel only almost killed us all, so… 247 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:25,221 No, I started a tiny grease fire, and Jett put it out, so… 248 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,889 By throwing my peacoat on it. 249 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,682 -Still waiting for that Zelle. -Oh, you know what? 250 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,894 I have got a crazy New Year's story for you guys. 251 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:35,856 So my friends and I, we always rent this house 252 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,234 every New Year's in Calico Mountain. 253 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:42,905 And one year, I think it was like ten years ago, the hot tub broke. 254 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:46,867 So we called a handyman, and he came and he fixed it. 255 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,704 And then we couldn't get him to leave. 256 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,457 Wait, so the guy just refused to leave? 257 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,000 Yeah, we were scared to ask. 258 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,336 I mean, he was just, you know, a little off, right? 259 00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:01,298 I remember while he was working, he kept whistling that creepy song. 260 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,842 It was, like, a children's song. 261 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:12,643 -Wait, what was his name? -Oh, it was, uh… It was like Eric? 262 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,812 -Or Ernie or something? -No. 263 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,105 Edmond. 264 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,399 His name was Edmond. 265 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,901 And he was huge. 266 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,112 He was like a Viking warrior. 267 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,864 He fixed the hot tub. 268 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,949 He plopped down on the couch. 269 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,576 And then he just stared at us. 270 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,745 Yeah, he was watching TV, drinking our liquor. 271 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:32,872 We were so confused. 272 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:36,917 We were, like, was he working? Was-- Was he off-duty? 273 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,752 -We thought he might be homeless. -Yep. 274 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,504 So you guys didn't want to help him? 275 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,591 No, we wanted him to get the hell out of there, but he wouldn't leave! 276 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,801 Not Edmond. 277 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,679 This guy ate like he was going to the chair. 278 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,766 A wheel of cheese down to the rind. 279 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,311 And then he was like, "Uh, you guys got any eggs?" 280 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,312 Eggs. 281 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,440 I made him a southwestern omelet, remember? 282 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,402 Well, we thought, you know, the happier we kept him, 283 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,113 the less likely he was to kill us. 284 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:09,074 Finally, about 2:00 a.m., he gets up to leave. 285 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,620 And I say, "Oh, well, you know, be safe getting home." 286 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,956 And he said, "Oh, I'm not going home. I'm going to my brother's house." 287 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,126 -And guess who his brother was? -Who? 288 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,671 Kenny Loggins! 289 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,258 Um… 290 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,886 Wait, his brother was Kenny Loggins? 291 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:32,598 That is so fucking crazy. I'm dead, bury me. 292 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:33,515 That's nuts! 293 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,602 -We never even got in the dang hot tub! -No! We never went. 294 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:37,895 Oh my God. 295 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,397 Speaking of hot tubs, we should go in after dinner. 296 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,732 What do you think, Terry? 297 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,984 Yeah, sure, if you're there, I'm there, handsome. 298 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:49,573 Remember in Caddyshack, the gopher, when the gopher was dancing? 299 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,158 Oh, that's Kenny Loggins. 300 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,826 No, that's a gopher. 301 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,203 He's a musician. 302 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,249 Well, I'm probably gonna get started on dinner. 303 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,794 Oh yeah. Uh, we-- We can help you. 304 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,630 Nick brought this knife that he saw on Shark Tank. 305 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,840 Well, you go ahead. I'll catch up later. 306 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,385 Okay. 307 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,429 I'm always hungry. 308 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,723 I actually don't think I'm gonna need knives. 309 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,809 Really? What are you making? 310 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,603 It's really soft. So, yeah. 311 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:30,656 Hi, this is Danny. Leave me a message, I'll get back to you. 312 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,908 Hey, Danny, I just wanted to call 313 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,870 and wish you guys a Happy New Year before you got too busy. 314 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,414 And… Uh, hold-- 315 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,834 Oh! Okay, wait, that's you calling right now. 316 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,003 I'm… Uh, okay, I'll talk to you in a sec! 317 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,840 -Hey, guys! -Hey! 318 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,551 Oh, hey, hey, what was the hot tub guy's name? It's killing us. 319 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,094 Edmond. 320 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,429 Edmond! Of course! 321 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,264 -Good old Edmond. -Thank you. 322 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:59,601 So… So, what's the plan? Are you guys staying up until midnight or… 323 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,479 Oh, no, we're too old for that amateur-hour bullshit. 324 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,065 We're doing the Greenland ball drop in one hour. 325 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,026 -9:00 p.m. -Yeah! It goes like this. 326 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,362 Greenland ball drop and then hot tub, everybody, right? 327 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,407 Hey, what are you guys eating? 328 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:17,411 It is foot sausage, but actually, it's ve-- It's delightful. 329 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,495 It smells great. 330 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,413 Mm! 331 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:24,168 Oh my God, is that a guitar? No! 332 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,920 Did somebody bring a guitar? 333 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,507 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Nick, this is Terry. 334 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,301 -Anne's friend. -Hey, there. Hi. 335 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,761 Hey. 336 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,179 Hi. 337 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,681 It's really nice to meet you, Terry. 338 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:41,310 We're very happy together, and you have two minutes because this is my trip. 339 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:44,313 I know. It's just, it's nice to see you guys. 340 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,316 Wait, how is, uh, Real World: Snow Town? 341 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:53,489 Oh, well, there's no booze and no meat, and they made me drink mushroom coffee. 342 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,907 Oh, God! 343 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,868 Yeah, they'll die at 100, but when do they get to live? 344 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,330 Right? So, what's, uh-- What's happening there? 345 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,416 Well, uh, Danny won the ski race… 346 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,542 And, uh… 347 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,712 And Claude is trying to get everybody in the hot tub for some reason. 348 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,964 And Jack cannot put his phone down. 349 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,133 Oh, I'm sorry. My dad's basement flooded. 350 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,178 So I'm trying to help him save all the valuable antiques he's got down there. 351 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,430 "Valuable" valuable or Jack valuable? 352 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,307 Yeah, what category would you put 353 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,935 an old Big Wheel and a VCR full of spiders? 354 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,646 Oh, come on. Give him a break. He's a very sentimental guy. 355 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:26,814 Oh, thank you. 356 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,066 She wants me to get rid of the Mobsters poster 357 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,401 from my first job at Mr. Napoli's video store. 358 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,278 Mr. Napoli? Let him keep it. 359 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,532 -But is it just a poster, Jack? -Well, thank you for asking. 360 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,452 It's a poster, cardboard standee, and soundtrack cassette. 361 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,162 How the hell are you gonna play a cassette? 362 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,123 On my wet Walkman. 363 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,168 Hey, what-- What are you doing up here? 364 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,296 Hey! I called to wish the gang a Happy New Year. 365 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,589 -Say hi. -Hi, Ginny! 366 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,550 -Hi. Hey, guys. Happy New Year. -Hey! 367 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,634 Ciao! Buon anno! 368 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,427 Um, hey, it's time for dinner. 369 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,012 Rachel made vegan paella. 370 00:18:59,096 --> 00:18:59,972 Oh, God. 371 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,602 You know what? Why don't you start? I'll-- I'll be down in a minute. 372 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,021 -Okay. -Okay. 373 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:14,027 Well, happy Greenland New Year's, you guys. 374 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,028 Miss you all. 375 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,072 -Oh, we miss you too. -Happy New Year! 376 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,491 We all miss you. Well, maybe not Anne. 377 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,534 Goodbye, Nick. 378 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,786 Have a happy New Year. 379 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,581 Love you, guys. 380 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:40,053 Wow, New Year's Eve is going to be over by 9:00 p.m. 381 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,806 Should one of us get throw-up drunk just for old time's sake? 382 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,019 You can't get over the password thing, huh? 383 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,979 I freak out every time he looks at his phone. 384 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:54,401 Come here. You need to talk to him. 385 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:57,279 Now I know it's a nightmare for you because you're just like me. 386 00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,282 You love making jokes and picking fights. 387 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,451 I don't like picking fights. I like winning fights. 388 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,995 Okay, do you want to win or do you want to have a nice life? 389 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,247 When do you need an answer by? 390 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,125 Claude won't let the hot tub thing go, 391 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,961 so after the ball drop, we all have to put on our suits. 392 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,422 Okay. 393 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,930 Terry seems great. 394 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:24,598 Yeah. 395 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:28,060 I don't know, you may never see Terry again after this trip. 396 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,020 He wears a dainty silver anklet. 397 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:30,938 Ooh. 398 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,440 But I am proud of myself for getting back out there. 399 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,399 Absolutely. 400 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,861 He's surprisingly good in the sack. 401 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,113 I don't, uh… believe you. 402 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,577 It's almost time. Everybody! 403 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,787 -Su! -Oh! 404 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:47,746 Okay. 405 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,540 The bottle. 406 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,418 Ten, nine, eight, seven… 407 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,255 …six, five, four, 408 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,924 three, two, one! 409 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:02,469 Happy New Year! 410 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,513 -Yeah. -Okay. 411 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,772 He's like Marmaduke. 412 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,483 I can't look at it. 413 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,327 Are you kidding me, Nick? 414 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,246 I was just about to come down. 415 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:33,041 Talking to your friends I get, but you're just hiding up here? 416 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,920 I'm not hiding, I just, you know, I kind of lost track of time. 417 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,174 All my friends think that you're avoiding them. 418 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:44,136 Well, it doesn't seem like they really want me around. 419 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,220 That is bullshit. 420 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,181 Nick, you're not even trying to have a good time with them. 421 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,516 I went skiing. 422 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,353 I told them a hilarious story, which they did not appreciate. 423 00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:54,771 I got groceries. 424 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,316 Yeah, you got groceries that only you like. 425 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,402 I told you that half of my friends were sober, Nick, 426 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,820 and you brought in champagne. 427 00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,864 Rachel was really offended by that. 428 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,117 -Wait, which one is Rachel? I-- -Damn it, Nick! 429 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,746 We are always with your friends. 430 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,373 And your friends are… 431 00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,168 Honestly, they're no walk in the park, but I go, 432 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,503 and I sit in that discomfort for you. 433 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:21,214 -Ginny, babe, I… I… -No, no, no. 434 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:22,549 I'm really mad at you right now. 435 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:27,429 And I'm gonna go on a moonlight hike with my friends. 436 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,056 You're not invited. 437 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,559 -And I'll see you at midnight, okay? -Okay. 438 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,571 That was nice seeing Nick. 439 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,323 Yeah. Yeah. 440 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,576 And I'm feeling a little better about Dad's basement. 441 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:52,704 I'll get rid of some stuff, like my old retainer. 442 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,332 But wait, what if our grandchild has the same mouth as you? 443 00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:57,876 Oh, you're right, we should keep it. 444 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,345 Jack, I need a moment. 445 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,849 Kate, I am listening. 446 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,768 Oh. 447 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,106 Is it your sister again? 448 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,942 No, no, no, just some boring… 449 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,820 All right, I'm listening. 450 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,614 I know I'm not the best communicator… 451 00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,491 …or whatever. 452 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,409 Yeah. 453 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:34,996 And, um, I feel embarrassed even bringing this up. 454 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,124 Mm-hmm. 455 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,293 Tell me who you're fucking! 456 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,463 What are you talking about? 457 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:46,341 I'm talking about you and that fucking passcode! 458 00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:48,844 That bitch picked a fight. 459 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,929 -Maybe we should forget the hot tub. -No! 460 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,640 -Your passcode's been the same… -It will be over soon. 461 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,142 What the fuck? 462 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:59,479 Okay, people change their passcodes all the time. It doesn't mean anything. 463 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,898 Okay, then what is your new passcode? 464 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,943 Okay, fine. You want to know why I changed my passcode? 465 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,988 I went on to LegalZoom to look into mediation. 466 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,574 All right? I-I looked one time, 467 00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:13,410 and now I just get constant texts and emails about it. 468 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,163 Mediation? You're googling how to divorce me? 469 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,330 It was LegalZoom! 470 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,875 Whatever, that's so much worse than cheating. 471 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:23,587 Well, I only did it because you constantly make me feel like you're gonna leave me. 472 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,298 I could never leave you. Your life would fall apart. 473 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,593 -Excuse me? -You want to know what's on my phone? 474 00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:33,680 Endless emails and texts about all of your doctor's appointments 475 00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:37,726 and all the bills because I do everything, and you do nothing. 476 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:41,521 You don't like me anymore. I get it. I don't like you much right now either. 477 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,608 We don't have to ruin everybody else's vacation. 478 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,734 Shit! 479 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:52,199 Well, why don't you just throw it out? That's what you love doing. 480 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,911 Okay, okay. 481 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,372 Where is she? 482 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,170 I hope they're okay. 483 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:07,547 Shall we? 484 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:13,845 Yeah. 485 00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:18,892 Nice. 486 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,314 It's not him. 487 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,736 Uh, sorry, it's gotten a little too cold for us. 488 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:31,321 We're gonna go to bed. 489 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:33,490 Okay. 490 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,243 Whoo! 491 00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:37,911 Whoo! 492 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:40,455 Yeah. 493 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:43,917 So, where shall the night take us, milady? 494 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,753 Terry, we need to talk. 495 00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:02,269 Please. 496 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:03,436 Let me help you. 497 00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:14,447 Of course. Yes. 498 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:17,659 Thank you. 499 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,015 Happy New Year, Claude. 500 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:43,810 Happy New Year, Kate. 501 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:56,031 In all the right ways 502 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:58,533 All my underdogs 503 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:02,203 We will never be never be Anything but loud 504 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:06,291 And nitty-gritty, dirty, little freaks 505 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:10,337 Won't you come on and Come on and raise your glass 506 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:13,214 Excuse me, are these gluten-free crackers also vegan? 507 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,050 -Mm-hmm. -Thanks. 508 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,719 Slam, slam, oh hot damn 509 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,679 What part of "party" Don't you understand? 510 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,973 Wish you'd just freak out 511 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,852 Can't stop, coming in hot 512 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:28,146 I should be locked up Right on the spot 513 00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:29,981 It's so on right now 514 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,402 Party crasher, panty snatcher 515 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,528 You're the Carl. 516 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:36,780 Call me up… 517 00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:58,593 Finally. 518 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:11,981 Hi, Kate, it's Ginny. I'm sorry for calling you, I don't… 519 00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:15,402 Jack? 520 00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:16,736 Jack! 521 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:20,198 -Wake up. -What? What's wrong? What's wrong? 522 00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:22,742 He was driving alone and there was an accident. 523 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:25,036 Honey, calm down. I don't know what you're talking about. 524 00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,414 Nick died. 525 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:29,916 He's gone. 526 00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:34,838 Oh my God. 527 00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:47,809 Anne? 528 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:48,977 Uh… 529 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:54,733 Anne, honey, wake up. Something terrible has happened. 530 00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:57,819 Kate! No! No, no, no! Oh, no! 531 00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,529 Terry, get out! 532 00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:00,822 Oh, God. 533 00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:04,534 What's going on? What's wrong? 534 00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:15,378 How is this real? 535 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:17,672 We just spoke to him. 536 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:23,136 Anne, do you want me to call Lila? 537 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,138 Oh! 538 00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:26,973 No. 539 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:33,480 I think I'd rather wait till tomorrow to break my baby's heart. 540 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,542 Goodbye, Norma Jean 541 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:58,087 Though I never knew you at all 542 00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:00,757 You had the grace to hold yourself 543 00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:04,761 While those around you crawled 544 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,223 They crawled out of the woodwork 545 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,351 And they whispered into your brain 546 00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:14,145 And they set you on a treadmill 547 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:17,899 And they made you change your name 548 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,319 And it seemed to me 549 00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:26,241 You lived your life Like a candle in the wind 550 00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:27,992 Oh, never knowing 551 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:33,081 Who to cling to when the rain set in 552 00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:36,209 And I would have liked To have known you 553 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:39,420 But I was just, I was just a kid 554 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:44,008 Your candle burned out long before 555 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:47,637 Your legend ever did 556 00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:49,931 Please stop singing.