1 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:29,237 Okay, since you guys got multiple rooms with us, 2 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,949 we are happy to offer you guys the bulk room discount rate. 3 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,161 Also, I have to ask, who's getting married? 4 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:37,996 I actually just got engaged last week. 5 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,749 No, it's not a wedding. It's just an event. 6 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:41,875 Big birthday? 7 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,877 Nope, just a family event. 8 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:44,961 Family reunion! 9 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,087 Jesus Christ. 10 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,922 Sorry. I'm just kind of dying to know. 11 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:50,050 My colleague wrote "fun" next to your name. 12 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,968 It's a funeral, Mikayla. 13 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:53,470 Oh my God. 14 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:55,930 I'm so sorry. 15 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,807 No, you didn't know. It's fine. 16 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:03,396 My, um, sincerest condolences for the loss of your loved one. 17 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,149 No, it was… my ex-husband. 18 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,233 I hated him. 19 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,276 I didn't hate him. 20 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:13,156 But I was just getting over our divorce before all this happened. 21 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,451 And now I am stuck planning a celebration of life 22 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:18,453 for a man who did not want a life with me. 23 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:21,122 Annie, honey, Mikayla needs to just focus on the reservation… 24 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:22,207 And here's the kicker. 25 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:25,168 The tween he left me for is coming over today 26 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,962 to help me plan said funeral. 27 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,297 So… 28 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,509 Not quite as fun as the note suggested. 29 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:38,181 Okay, so that's 12 rooms, all non-smoking. 30 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:40,391 You guys can smoke if you need. 31 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,728 -Thanks. -Thank you, dear. 32 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:55,949 Oh! Hey, remember this? 33 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,452 It's Hershey Bar Man from Hersheypark. 34 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:00,787 That was real? 35 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,705 I thought that was, like, a nightmare I had. 36 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:06,126 Oh, it was a really fun trip. You don't remember at all? 37 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,710 Not really. I'm sorry. 38 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:08,962 I might have been too little. 39 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:10,380 Ginny's here. 40 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:12,757 Hey. 41 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:15,426 You're fine. 42 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,514 Hi, Anne. 43 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,225 Um, thanks for having me over. 44 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,309 Of course. 45 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:28,898 Um, I was thinking about the service tomorrow, and I… 46 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:30,692 I have a few ideas. 47 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:34,279 Uh, to be honest, I've never really been to a funeral before 48 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:36,948 because all my grandparents are still alive. 49 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:37,907 You know what, Ginny? 50 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,119 We're already taking care of everything, so you can just relax. 51 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,122 Uh… 52 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:45,748 Okay. 53 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,168 Well, I brought a few of Nick's favorite things, 54 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,878 if you want to incorporate them. 55 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:55,175 Um, these are his sand goggles from Burning Man. 56 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,384 And, um… 57 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:59,679 Oh, this is this album that Nick really loved. 58 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:02,265 It's from this band called Mannequin Pussy. 59 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,975 -I was thinking… -Okay, know what, Ginny? 60 00:03:04,058 --> 00:03:06,269 Why don't you come help me with the slideshow? 61 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:07,228 Oh, sure. 62 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:12,650 Hey. 63 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,445 Where are you going? 64 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,947 I have to pick up a couple cousins at the train station, 65 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,783 and then I need to, uh, go back to the funeral home and… 66 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,203 Why do you have to go back? I thought everything was done. 67 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:28,166 Yeah, well, they're trying to gouge us. They want Anne to pay $2,500 for an urn. 68 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,877 What? That's how much it cost to get my tooth fixed. 69 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,547 Yeah, they sneaked a bunch of extra bullshit into the estimate too. 70 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,132 -It's horrible. -Hey. 71 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,303 You want me to go? I don't mind talking them down. 72 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:43,264 What? 73 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,601 You're usually better at talking up the price of things. 74 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:49,312 Remember, you got swindled into buying Geek Squad insurance 75 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:50,605 for that $12 power cord? 76 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:53,399 Yeah, but if you'll recall when that power cord died, 77 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,026 we got a new one for free. 78 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:58,112 Minus the shipping and the restocking fee. 79 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:01,074 I know you feel like I don't do enough, 80 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,534 but sometimes you have to trust me to help you. 81 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:07,413 Okay, thank you. Yes, you can go to the funeral home. 82 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,713 Look, I know we've been having a rough time, 83 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:18,007 and neither of us knows how to get out of it, 84 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,885 but we've gotten through other bad times before. 85 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:25,098 Like, remember when we bought the house and the next day I lost my job? 86 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:26,015 That sucked. 87 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,850 Yeah, or when you were nine months pregnant, 88 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,228 you said you didn't want to have to deliver the baby. 89 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:33,189 And I missed my epidural window 'cause I wouldn't take my pants off. 90 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,232 Yeah. 91 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:36,442 But we know what we have to do. 92 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:39,779 We just have to buckle down and push through 93 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,406 and just work on it 94 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:44,450 and just, like, keep working until it's okay. 95 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:47,954 This is just what marriage is. 96 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:49,372 Yeah. 97 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:57,880 This is hard. 98 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:01,551 It's okay. 99 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:02,927 It'll be okay. 100 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:03,845 How? 101 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,888 He's dead. It's fucked up. 102 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:07,223 I know. 103 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:11,436 But it's also beautiful because Nick is a butterfly now. 104 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:13,313 What? 105 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:16,649 Last night, I had a dream. It was about Nick. 106 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,694 He was surrounded by dozens of butterflies, 107 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:20,820 and he looked so happy. 108 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:24,157 And then this morning, Anne, she handed me a mug and on the side… 109 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,117 A butterfly. 110 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,076 Yeah. 111 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:31,706 I think this is his way of telling us that he will always be with us. 112 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:35,084 Yeah, I don't like stuff like that. 113 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,003 But I was thinking maybe… 114 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,798 Did he ever mention to you loving butterflies, 115 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,009 or, I don't know, a special connection to them? 116 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:43,968 Of course not. 117 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,137 He wasn't a nine-year-old girl or Mariah Carey. 118 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,805 He didn't give a fuck about butterflies. 119 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,517 Yet how ironic he has now become one. 120 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:57,106 Okay, uh, has everybody sent me all their pictures? 121 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,860 I sent three. We hardly ever take pictures of this group of friends. 122 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:04,197 Okay, thank you for reminding me that your gay friends are more photogenic. 123 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,116 -Well, you know. -So I just had a great talk with Marty. 124 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,744 -Who's Marty? -Marty Galuska, Galuska Funeral Home. 125 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:10,661 Awesome guy. 126 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,580 Great. Is he gonna take off that extra stuff? 127 00:06:12,663 --> 00:06:14,040 Well, according to Marty, 128 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:17,251 all those things you thought were add-ons are actually pretty standard 129 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:18,711 and frankly necessary. 130 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,172 So to be on the safe side, I just kept them all. 131 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,842 All right, I can tell by your face you think I've been swindled, 132 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,469 but I promise you I was not. 133 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,514 No, it's fine. I will, uh… get into it later. 134 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:32,183 Let's look at the slideshow. 135 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:33,101 Oh, yeah. 136 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:36,771 I already air-dropped my pics to you, so I tried to do a good assortment. 137 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,273 -Oh. -Wow. 138 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,525 Mm-hmm. 139 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:41,984 Got some tongues. 140 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,362 Is he nude there? 141 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:45,405 Yeah, but you can't… 142 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,281 Oh, Ginny, I don't know. 143 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,200 Really? What's wrong? 144 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:51,411 These are a little risqué. 145 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:52,870 I think they're kind of romantic. 146 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,790 I know Nick really liked this one with the trapezists. 147 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:58,042 No, I'm sure he enjoyed taking this photo. 148 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,628 I just don't think he would want people to remember him 149 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:02,880 as, like, a French sex clown. 150 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:06,426 Okay, well, I'm sure that Ginny doesn't want that either, right? 151 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:10,805 I mean, maybe there are other ways you could participate, you know? 152 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:12,765 Like if you wanted to say a few words or… 153 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,642 No, I-I would love to speak. 154 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:16,018 Actually, I can make the photos work. 155 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,896 No, honestly, this would make me feel, like, a lot better. 156 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,566 Um… Thank you. Yeah. 157 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,109 I'll see you guys tomorrow, okay? 158 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:25,111 What are we thinking? Like, three to five minutes? 159 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:27,363 I'll run it by you. 160 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,699 -Okay. -Okay, bye. 161 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:30,700 -Bye. -Bye. 162 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:34,036 Why? 163 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,081 I mean, you don't know. Maybe Anne will want her to say a few-- 164 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,458 -No. -No. 165 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:47,508 Annie, can I interest you in some under-seasoned upstate pad thai? 166 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:50,261 Sounds perfect. 167 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:58,269 Yeah. I know. 168 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:00,563 I can't believe he's gone. 169 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:04,901 But if it helps, Anne, you know, he'll always be with us. 170 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:05,818 Yeah. 171 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,278 Thank you both. 172 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:09,155 In fact, I had a dream last night. 173 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:10,990 -Claude. Claude. -It was about Nick. 174 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:13,075 Remember that mug that you gave me this morning? 175 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,369 The one with the dragonfly? 176 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,751 Where's Ginny? 177 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,628 Uh, she went back to the hotel. 178 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:35,306 So, just thinking out loud about the schedule. 179 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:40,770 Should I be trying to block out a little time for Ginny to say anything? 180 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,146 No, she's not speaking tomorrow. 181 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,524 Yeah, that's what we thought. Yeah. 182 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:50,488 Uh, in other news, the slideshow is looking pretty tight. 183 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:51,447 Great. 184 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,410 Well, I talked to your boy Marty. 185 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:02,250 And we were able to find an elegant yet reasonably priced urn. 186 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:06,921 And I don't know how we're gonna get by without the $300 platinum wreath easel, 187 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:08,798 but I think we'll figure it out. 188 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,675 You know, you didn't have to do that. 189 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,636 I mean, just because I didn't do it the way you wanted. 190 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:17,139 It's not the way I wanted, Jack. You didn't do it. 191 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,433 Hey, why are you attacking me right now? 192 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:22,478 Huh? Whatever happened to, "This is what marriage is." 193 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,564 "We get through the bad times together"? 194 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:29,235 Well, Jack, when one person is consistently generating the bad times… 195 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,904 Like, why would you tell Ginny she could speak? 196 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,907 Hey, sorry to interrupt. 197 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,076 -Oh, hi, honey. -It's your room, kiddo. 198 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:38,869 I just need to grab my toothbrush. 199 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,831 -Yes, go for it. -Gotta get those teeth cleaned. 200 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,709 -Sure you don't want your room back, Lila? -Yeah. 201 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,461 Oh, no, no, no. I'm good with Mom. Good night. 202 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,380 Good night. 203 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:53,467 You know, I-I'm glad that I told Ginny she could speak. 204 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:57,179 Yeah, I felt bad for her. You couldn't use one of her pictures? 205 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,640 Did you think a picture of Nick at Cirque du Soleil 206 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:03,603 with a visible erection was good for a slideshow that his child will see? 207 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,271 -No. -No. 208 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:08,524 Well, then you could have been the one to tell Ginny her pictures were bad. 209 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,443 You could have been the one to ask Anne. 210 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:13,738 But you didn't do it because you've gotta always be the good guy. 211 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,656 And you know, that only leaves one other part. 212 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,492 Sorry. I just need to get my book. 213 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,494 You sure you don't want to sleep here? 214 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,956 -We can sleep anywhere. On the roof. -We can sleep anywhere. Yeah. 215 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:30,755 I just wish for once you would give me the benefit of the doubt. 216 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:33,299 -All right? You never trust me. -Yeah, you know why? 217 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,635 Because when I trust you, you screw it up, 218 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,179 and it makes more work for me, so I'm done. 219 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:42,141 I'm not cleaning up your messes anymore, and you can talk to her in the morning. 220 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,604 God, you can be really mean sometimes. 221 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:50,066 Well, if I'm so awful, why don't you call your buddies at LegalZoom? 222 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,332 You did so much this week. I know Anne appreciates it. 223 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,751 Well, Nick deserves a nice send-off. 224 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,216 Oh, I see someone. 225 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,635 Hi, we're here for the funeral. 226 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,136 Oh, yes, ma'am. 227 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,263 We will be your attendants on this somber occasion. 228 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,433 -Uh, our condolences for your loss. -Condolences. 229 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,478 Is there a reason the door is locked? 230 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:30,064 Yeah, I-- I believe you told my father, 231 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:33,359 uh, you didn't want the private family visitation hour? 232 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,111 Wait, one sec. 233 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,407 Uh, would you guys prefer to stand inside? 234 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,618 Yeah, we'd prefer that. 235 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,417 Why is nothing set up? 236 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,461 Oh, no, uh, that is the main chapel. 237 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,965 As requested, your service has been set up in the bereavement zone. 238 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:00,761 Ugh. 239 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,474 I think this is sort of what Marty was talking about. 240 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,190 -Hi. -Hi. 241 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:16,777 Oh. 242 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,575 -Hey. -Hi. 243 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,994 How are you holding up? 244 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:26,912 I'm okay. 245 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:27,830 Yeah. 246 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,123 Thank you for asking. 247 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,499 Yeah. 248 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,045 -So, listen. -Hmm? 249 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,381 -Kate and I were talking. -Yeah. 250 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:41,051 And I know you were a little "anti" on the whole Ginny speaking thing. 251 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,595 Why are we still discussing this? 252 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:44,972 I mean, uh, okay. 253 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,184 Look. Full disclosure, I fucked up. 254 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,394 -Mm! -I mean, I told Ginny she could speak. 255 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,312 No! 256 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,731 -If there's any way that you'd consider-- -No! 257 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:58,110 I am done being generous about this. Let me have one fucking boundary. 258 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,069 Look, I mean… 259 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:03,908 This has to be his real family. Not the girl he happened to be dating. 260 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:07,077 Well, I mean, I think she meant more to him than that. 261 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,079 They spent most of the past year together. 262 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,207 Well, there was one year he was really into judo. 263 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,125 Should we ask Sensei Steve to speak? 264 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,628 I don't think so. 265 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,046 We were married. 266 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,423 We had a child. We had a whole life together. 267 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,259 It's not the same. You know it's not the same. 268 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,429 She does not deserve to be up there with me. 269 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,433 Yeah. Yeah, I was just, like, quadruple-checking. 270 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,519 Because we're on the same page. Yeah. 271 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:40,861 Hey, Kate. 272 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:42,738 Hi. 273 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,739 Um… 274 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,326 I was just wondering when I should go up to speak. 275 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,869 Did Jack not talk to you? 276 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,665 Right. Um… 277 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:57,711 So, Anne was feeling that maybe smaller is better. 278 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,047 You know, it's a family thing, and… 279 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:04,844 So, Anne will be the only one to speak. 280 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,683 But Anne didn't even really know Nick anymore. 281 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,894 Ginny, Anne was married to Nick for 25 years. 282 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,271 Well, it doesn't matter. 283 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,147 An eternity with the wrong person 284 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,567 is worth less than a moment with your soulmate. 285 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,318 A soulmate, yeah. 286 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,907 I know that the eight months you had with Nick 287 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:30,077 feels like the main event of your life. 288 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,037 But one day, hopefully, 289 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,957 you will be married to someone for 25 years 290 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,502 and this will all be just a blip. 291 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,462 A blip? 292 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,798 A… A beautiful blip. 293 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,302 But I'm just saying you have your whole life ahead of you. 294 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,852 -Thanks. -Excuse me. 295 00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:00,649 Uh, we're ready to begin. Would you like me to carry this? 296 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,901 Or would you like to place it? 297 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:03,485 What is that? 298 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,821 Uh, this is the deceased. 299 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,784 -Why is it a shoe? -This is the one you ordered. 300 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,912 Number 619, Sheer Elegance. 301 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,830 No, but it's not an urn shape. 302 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,374 I mean, you have to warn someone if it's not an urn shape. 303 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,418 What the fuck is that? 304 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,003 Is that… Is that Nick? 305 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,839 We're changing it. It's getting changed. We can change it, right? 306 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,716 Honestly, that's a question for my father. 307 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,469 And, uh, when he heard this funeral was gonna be so small, 308 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,554 he headed back to his fishing cabin upstate. 309 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,432 Oh, good for Marty. He showed me pics. Yeah. 310 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,267 All right, Kyler. 311 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,436 -Let's get the show on the road. -Really? 312 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:42,358 I just had a real fun conversation with Ginny, so thanks a lot. 313 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,319 Ginny? I thought you said I was supposed to talk to Anne. 314 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,114 Fuck… me! 315 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,366 Well… 316 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,539 Okay, as soon as you're ready to start. 317 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,166 And, uh, one thing. 318 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,251 The urn is temp. 319 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,712 Is it a stripper's shoe? 320 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:07,675 Yes, but again, it is temp, and it will be fixed tomorrow. 321 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,468 Okay? So… 322 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,137 Okay, Annie. 323 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,110 Hi. 324 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:32,116 We are here today to celebrate someone we all loved. 325 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,034 Nicholas Pagano. 326 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,077 Our Nick. 327 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:41,875 When Nick and I first started dating, he asked me to help him buy some art. 328 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,380 And when I asked him what kind, he said, "Whatever is classiest." 329 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,926 And I told him that art should make you feel something. 330 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:56,557 So we went to about ten galleries, but nothing popped. 331 00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,977 Then later, we found a street artist, 332 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:03,355 and Nick insisted that we get our caricature done. 333 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:09,695 He looked at it, him on a motorcycle, me in the sidecar, 334 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:13,657 and he said, "Now, this makes me feel something." 335 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,953 So, for two decades, 336 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,707 that very classy piece of art has been hanging in our apart-- 337 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,626 His apart-- Well, it was his apartment. 338 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,964 He probably took it down anyway. 339 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:39,892 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's very complicated… talking about him. 340 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,270 On one hand, I have all these beautiful memories 341 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:46,106 of our life together, and on the other, he did tell me he was leaving me 342 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,734 while waiting for the claims adjuster to inspect our exploded shed. 343 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:53,238 I knew him so well, and yet I really didn't know him at all. 344 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,658 Like, I didn't know that he liked Monkey Pussy. 345 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,743 "Mannequin." 346 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,536 Yeah, okay, great. 347 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,291 Seems like Ol' Divorcio may have bitten off more than she could chew. 348 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,797 So maybe somebody else should do this. 349 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:18,597 Claude, you had something you wanted to share about a mug or something. 350 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,515 Oh. 351 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,769 Sure. 352 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:29,942 Thank you, Anne. 353 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,990 Our dear friend Nick is now a butterfly. 354 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,004 Okay, Lila and Beth made their train. 355 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,131 Oh, good. 356 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:56,844 Where should I put it? 357 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,019 You know, every funeral has its hiccups. 358 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:09,064 All in all, I think we gave our buddy a nice send-off. 359 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,067 -I hope so. -Yeah, I think you're right. 360 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,820 Oh my God, are you people crazy? 361 00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,113 Excuse me? 362 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:19,408 I'm serious, on what planet was that an actually good funeral? 363 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,578 Like, do you honestly think that letting me speak for a second 364 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,414 would have been worse than whatever the fuck that was? 365 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,331 -Wow. -Ginny… 366 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,167 No, I am so sick of this, okay? 367 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,669 You can throw my photos in the trash, 368 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,213 you can forget my Burning Man goggles at home, 369 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:37,134 you can all treat me like I am a child, but it was not a blip. 370 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,972 Nick and I were building a real, real life together. 371 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,352 I need some air. 372 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:48,812 Ginny, wait. 373 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,815 I said I need some air. Is that okay, or do you need to clear it with Kate? 374 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,154 That felt hurtful and accurate. 375 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:03,160 Ginny's still not answering. 376 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,745 It's starting to get dark out. 377 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:08,248 Is there someone we can call to find her, like a lake ranger or something? 378 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,709 -No, we have to go look for her. -Okay. 379 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,962 Not you, though, Anne. You've already been through enough today. 380 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,297 -You okay? -Yeah. 381 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,887 Don't be mad at me. 382 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,181 Anne asked me to speak. I… 383 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,767 Just because you don't believe that Nick's a butterfly, that-- 384 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:27,935 No, I don't. 385 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,520 And I kept telling you that, but you kept saying it anyway. 386 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,898 Claude, you never give me space to feel what I'm feeling. 387 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,442 Of course I want you to feel. That's all I ever want. 388 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,819 No, no, no, no. You want me to feel good. And happy. 389 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,989 And when I don't, you say some stupid bullshit about our friend being a bug. 390 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,825 -It's not bullshit. It's beautiful. -What if I had died? 391 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,745 Would you go around telling everybody I was a fucking bird? 392 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,873 I feel like you're off in Nonsense World, 393 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,793 and I'm facing all of this completely alone! 394 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:58,215 A horrible thing happened to our friend, and it was random and meaningless, 395 00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,925 so stop trying to make meaning out of it. 396 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:06,348 I don't want to hear, "No, it's okay, he's not really gone," because he is. 397 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,141 He's not a butterfly. He's dead. 398 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,061 And it's not beautiful or part of a greater plan. 399 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,272 It's just sad! 400 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,193 So let me just feel sad. 401 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:26,827 Maybe he's not a butterfly. 402 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:30,998 No. 403 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,834 Maybe he is. 404 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:38,797 Let's just walk. 405 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,137 Ginny! 406 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:50,934 Ginny! 407 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,898 Oh, wait! Over there! 408 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,403 Hey, Ginny! 409 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,989 We're super sorry about before! 410 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:04,906 Ginny? 411 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,244 Oh, wait, it's just a deer. 412 00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:14,082 Ginny! 413 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:18,378 Wait, is this one of those umbrella decorations that Anne put on the-- 414 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,255 Wait, wait, wait, are we on the lake? 415 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,715 Is this ice? Are we on ice? 416 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,176 Oh my God, I hear a crack! 417 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:27,137 -It's cracking! -Calm down, it's probably one inch deep! 418 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:25,570 Thanks. 419 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:42,629 I'm sorry, Ginny. 420 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:45,090 I should've let you speak. 421 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,009 Why didn't you? 422 00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,138 I guess I was just… 423 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:53,348 scared… 424 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,017 that if you said something good, 425 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,812 it would mean 25 years of my life wasn't real. 426 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,361 Also, I wanted to punish him one last time. 427 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,530 Fuck. 428 00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:12,159 I knew he'd want you to speak, and I squelched it. 429 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,829 Anne, I only wanted to say something good because… 430 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,501 …because we were in a fight. 431 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:26,965 It's okay. 432 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,470 Try to stop crying. 433 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,267 The only reason he was even at that grocery store 434 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,935 is because I was mad at him. 435 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,357 Maybe we weren't as happy as I thought we were. 436 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,031 Maybe it was just a blip. 437 00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:51,948 Ha. 438 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:55,160 No. 439 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,663 I saw your photos. 440 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:03,084 There were a lot of exposed armpits and belly buttons, 441 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:06,338 and one where the tip of his penis may have edged its way into frame. 442 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:07,506 Oh, God. 443 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:09,299 He was happy, Ginny. 444 00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,844 As happy as I've ever seen him. 445 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,096 The fucker. 446 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:16,932 -Really? -Mm. 447 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:23,438 So, come on, let's go inside. It's freezing out here. 448 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,689 Yeah. 449 00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:34,783 Um, actually, while I have you… 450 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,956 Jack! Help me! Ah! 451 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,958 What is that? Is that Kate? 452 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,292 I can't touch the bottom! 453 00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:48,547 -What the hell are you guys doing? -Danny, help! 454 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:51,716 No, don't! It'll break! All right? 455 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,801 -Please. -Okay. 456 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,595 Okay, look. You gotta focus on me, got it? 457 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:56,638 -Okay. -Okay. 458 00:25:56,721 --> 00:26:00,392 I'm gonna pull you out on three. One, two, three! 459 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:10,777 Fuck, how do we get off? 460 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:11,736 Whoa, whoa, wait! 461 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,530 Okay, in the Battle of Austerlitz, 462 00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:16,241 Napoleon drew Russian forces onto a frozen lake. 463 00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,493 Please stop teaching me and tell me what we're doing here! 464 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:21,871 We gotta make ourselves as long as possible and roll off. 465 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,206 No, that doesn't make any sense. 466 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,042 We have to run real fast, like those lizards that can run on water. 467 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,919 No, you have to trust me. 468 00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:32,257 -Okay. -Okay. 469 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:35,719 Make yourself long like a tube. Come on! Tube yourself, Kate. 470 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:37,304 What are they doing? 471 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:41,600 It's like Napoleon! I finished the book. 472 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:42,809 Tube! 473 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,227 -Tube! -Tube! Tube! 474 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,730 I am! Jesus! 475 00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:50,900 Oh my God! 476 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:52,694 Oh, you saved us! 477 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,362 We could've died! 478 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:07,208 Nick died. 479 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,630 Oh, honey, yeah. 480 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:15,008 -Nick died, yeah. -Kate? 481 00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:16,843 -It's okay. -Kate. Oh God. 482 00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:18,386 Oh! 483 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,138 It's Nick. 484 00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:23,933 Okay. 485 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:27,854 It's okay. 486 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:30,982 It's gonna be okay. 487 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,487 No, it won't. It's terrible. 488 00:27:37,238 --> 00:27:38,323 It's terrible. 489 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,748 Oh, you're still so cold. 490 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:47,999 I'm still so cold. 491 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,125 Here, here. 492 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,877 That shower did not help at all. 493 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,963 -I'm gonna wrap you up like a burrito. -Okay. 494 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,049 Yeah, okay. I want to be a burrito, please. 495 00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:58,218 Let's go. 496 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,637 Here we go. Take that right there. 497 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,263 Shit, Christ. 498 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,099 -Here, lie down. -I wanna go over here. 499 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,059 Okay. Over there. 500 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,813 There you go. I'm gonna tuck you in. 501 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:11,898 How is this? 502 00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:18,822 I really hate to say this, but could you lay on top of me? 503 00:28:18,905 --> 00:28:19,823 Yeah, yeah. 504 00:28:22,283 --> 00:28:23,159 How's this? 505 00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:27,956 I'm really sorry. 506 00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:31,418 I should've listened to you. To you and Marty. 507 00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:33,795 No, look, you were right yesterday. 508 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:35,964 We just need to push through. 509 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:40,802 Because that's what marriage is, right? It's-- It's work and it's dedication. 510 00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:44,013 It's a decision you have to make every single day. 511 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:45,473 No, that's stupid. 512 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,518 It's just, you're my soulmate. 513 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:07,620 Okay, show of hands. Who wants to stay married? 514 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:15,044 Uh, looks like I'll have to log back on to LegalZoom? 515 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,297 -No! -What? How dare you? 516 00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:21,050 I'm sorry, but we need an official hand raised to stay married. 517 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:23,052 -Give me one second, it's coming! -No! 518 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,641 There we go. 519 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,560 -That counts. -That counts. 520 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,116 What? 521 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:48,411 I know I can be too much sometimes. 522 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,205 Oh… 523 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,791 No, you're not. 524 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:53,958 No? 525 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:56,085 You're the exact right amount. 526 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,674 Okay. 527 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,344 What? Now, uh, stir for me. 528 00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:05,386 All right. 529 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,764 Where does this woman keep her cumin? 530 00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:13,436 Huh, she's got some spices here next to a water bottle. 531 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,479 Hmm. 532 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,272 And… 533 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:19,734 Oh, she's got spices next to a flashlight. 534 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,958 -It's my grandma's recipe. -It's really good. 535 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,502 That is good. 536 00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:39,671 -We did good. -You did well. 537 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:41,130 And very fast. 538 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:42,423 Thank you so much. 539 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:43,800 Mm. Mm. 540 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:45,760 -Ginny? -Mm-hmm? 541 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:49,556 If you wanted, you could read what you wrote. 542 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,016 Only if you want to. 543 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:56,729 Sure. 544 00:30:57,772 --> 00:30:58,731 Okay, thanks. 545 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,192 Um… 546 00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:04,904 "Nick once said my personality was buttered toast." 547 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:09,200 "If I'm buttered toast, Nick was a Greek omelet." 548 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:12,203 "Hearty and nutritious, but full of surprises." 549 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:14,497 Wow, this was gonna be really bad too, wasn't it? 550 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,207 No. 551 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:19,544 It's okay. It should not be just one person's job to remember someone. 552 00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:21,838 It would take all of you to remember me. 553 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:23,006 All of you, plus-- 554 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:25,466 Please do not talk about your other hotter friend group. 555 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:28,052 -It hurts my feelings. -I know, but they're so hot. 556 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:32,140 You know what we should do next year? We should take a trip in Nick's honor. 557 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,224 -Oh, yes! -Yes! 558 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:36,644 I know he always wanted to go to Montana to go fly-fishing. 559 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,521 -Fuck that. -Boo! 560 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,398 No, you know, he wanted to do it! 561 00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:42,525 We should go to Iceland to see the northern lights 562 00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:44,110 because he would never let us do that. 563 00:31:44,193 --> 00:31:48,656 He was always like, "I'm not freezing my ass off to go see God's screen saver." 564 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,451 -He would hate it. -Hey, how about a little toast? 565 00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:54,704 -Okay. With this? -Pass these around for me, please. 566 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:55,663 My love. 567 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,540 -Here you go. -Amore. 568 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:58,499 Grazie. 569 00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:04,881 Nick loved his friends, his family, and Scotch, 570 00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:07,550 the most disgusting drink on planet Earth. 571 00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:10,678 -To Nick. -To Nick. 572 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,349 -Cheers. -Cheers. 573 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,685 -To Nick. -To Nick. 574 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:18,895 Mm… 575 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,482 Ew. 576 00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:23,608 Ooh! 577 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:30,490 Yeah. 578 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,284 She's pregnant.