Good morning, Professor Jhurmutiya.
Good morning, Professor Patel.
How many more years will you ride this scooter?
Drive the car that's at your house.
Global warming, Mr Patel!
You are burning petrol.
Ahmedabad is rising in the ranks of India's most polluted cities.
Vehicles are responsible for more than 27 per cent
of air pollution. For the last five years,
we have been importing petroleum products.
Mark my words, Mr Patel. If this continues,
it will be hard to breathe in the future.
History is a witness!
Whenever humans have challenged nature, destruction has followed.
This is how I contribute to reducing pollution because
I am a responsible citizen of the nation.
You are not a responsible citizen. You are a penny-pincher.
You're disguising your stinginess under the garb of global warming.
Hey, Patel! Who are you calling a penny-pincher?
You're the one adding carbon monoxide to the air.
"Professor"
"Jhurmutiya!"
"Professor"
"Jhurmutiya!"
Hey!
What are you staring at?
I've been teaching at this college for the last 25 years.
I have the right to this, at least.
"Professor"
"Jhurmutiya!"
Okay, sir. Thank you.
Eat it up. Only two pieces are left. - No, I can't eat anymore.
All right. Let's go.
Eat it up now.
You won't get such delicious 'khaman' anywhere. - Okay.
Are they for free? - No.
Millions of people in the world starve for a few grains of food.
You don't care about it because it's available to you.
Do not waste any leftover sauce and 'khaman'.
It is not my stinginess. It's my responsibility.
Manager,
why were two kilograms of 'khaman', 1.5 kilograms of 'kadhi',
and one kilogram of papaya 'sambharo' leftover yesterday?
Sir, customers are less. Hence, the stock isn't getting over.
Sir, what is our fault in that?
Leftover stock and my loss are your fault.
One branch with a loss of Rs 730
means ten branches with a loss of Rs 7,300.
All of you will get it if you calculate the loss for a month.
What is written there?
Khimji 'Khaman' House since 1961. - Yes!
How did we expand to 10 branches in these 64 years?
With stinginess? No!
It's because they used their brains and worked hard.
You fool! If you ever buy a single thing without asking me,
I will fire you from your job.
Fool! Am I clear, you useless manager?
What is this?
You're using pens that cost ten bucks.
Can't you use the ones that cost three bucks?
Uncle Khimji sells 'khaman' here.
It's not for charity! Fool!
I bought these pens for ten bucks with my money.
Wait and watch now, Raj!
Mr KK, this share is a rocket.
Believe me. Invest 10 million in it.
Bunny, you're telling me to invest in stocks.
However, I won't invest a penny now.
Mr KK, millions of people worldwide
are earning in the share market. Yet, you're refusing!
Look. The value of shares tends to drop whenever I buy them.
However, the value increases the day I sell it.
Sensex is volatile. You can stay invested.
Let it be, brother. I am earning well in finance.
Politics is going on, as well.
Oh, yes! Let me know if you have some work with our minister.
I'll get your work done with one call. - Is it? - Yes.
Yes, tell me, Raj.
How was the college? - I'm glad to be teaching History.
The past will never change.
You merely have to copy and paste it.
That's correct. Hey, Chhotu!
Serve sauce to sir on table five. - 'Tell me.'
Shall we meet at the office? - 'Yes.'
Carry some 'khaman'. - Do you need to say that? See you.
Did you see that? We bought stocks of Blue Sky Airlines in option.
Its value is Rs 3800 right now. How much was it when we bought it?
Rs 2800. - You will earn millions, Raj.
Wow, Bunny! When history will be written on brothers-in-law,
your name will be written in golden words, Bunny.
Bunny, you set our future by doing this.
Proud of you, dear Jiju?. - What have I done, Raj?
Can your business gain such profit in a short time? - No.
I have to sell 100,000 kilograms of 'khaman' to earn this.
That will crush you from all sides.
I must take 70,000 lectures in two years to earn this.
My throat will give up on me.
What was I saying? We've made a profit.
Then, why don't we sell it? - Yes. - We don't want to be greedy.
No. Let's wait for another couple of days.
I have an insider tip. It will go up. - Is it?
Rest assured. The Blue Sky shares are like rockets!
Sure? - Absolutely! - Okay.
Listen. It has been many days.
Let's have a 'Totha' party at my farmhouse. - Let's go.
Madhvi, the food you've cooked is delicious.
Whose sister is she, after all?
Khushboo, pasta is delicious. - Whose sister is she, after all?
Look at how he's praising me since it is his favourite.
The 'khichdi' I cook is equally delicious.
But you always scrunch your nose in disdain.
Look. When your favourite food is served in front of you,
all the five senses feel the bliss.
It's our age. We should eat and enjoy all this.
We have to eat 'khichdi' after growing old. Let me tell you.
'Khichdi' was created around the 16th century.
'Khichdi' was a staple food of the Indian villages, then.
And... - Enough! Calm down.
You're not in your classroom. Eat it.
Bunny, uncle sent a girl's profile from Mumbai.
She is an MBA graduate. Did you like her?
She's too girlish. She was wearing a 'salwar kameez' and a 'bindi'.
I want a rough and tough girl.
Look. You're a tiny fellow.
If you get into a fight with a rough and tough girl,
she will beat you into a pulp. - Are you experienced?
Madhvi has never hit me to date.
Is it? - Eat your food quietly.
Bunny, check your phone later. Eat your food calmly first.
Bunny, it's unseemly to get up while eating food.
'The business world is in turmoil due to this sudden incident.'
'The investors have lost millions of rupees.'
'Blue Sky Airlines was a fraud company.'
'It has filed for bankruptcy now.'
'Blue Sky Investor's promoters informed via a social media post.'
'Sorry, dear investors, We are finished.'
'Our sources have informed us'
'that the company's promoters have gone underground.'
'Thus, the investors might incur'
'a loss of approximately Rs 1 trillion.'
'That's the news so far!' - Raj!
Look after your sister if she becomes a widow. - Bunny.
If something happens to me,
look after your sister. - Don't say that, Jiju,
because I can't guarantee I will be alive.
I told you to sell the share at the right price. But he said,
'This share is a rocket!' The rocket took off and hit my chest!
Bunny, what is our exact loss?
We'll know after the market opens tomorrow morning.
But as far as my experience goes,
the loss must be around Rs 40 million to Rs 45 million.
Rs 40 million to Rs 45 million!
Listen! What are you doing there? Come on.
I'm coming. Go ahead.
Hey, listen! Should we talk to Madhvi and Khushboo?
No! We can't tell them.
Madhvi tried stopping me
from investing in shares.
She will taunt me if I share this good news with her.
I won't be able to take it.
Raj, you should inform Khushboo.
She doesn't know that I've invested in stocks. She disapproves of it.
Why are you so scared of Khushboo?
She is your sister. But she's my wife!
We incurred losses while investing in option. Now, square off!
This means that paying the margin is better than booking the loss.
Stop lecturing us on the stock market.
Tell us what's the total loss. - Rs 50 million.
Huh?
Such a massive loss!
How will we recover it?
"You should eat 'Kaju Katli' and the other sweets."
"Raj and Professor's"
"money was washed away."
There is a way out.
Let's sell our land.
Should we sell our land,
which we've cherished like our own child, for this?
Be practical now.
When will the land we bought in partnership come in handy?
It will settle our loss.
But where will we find someone who will buy the land immediately?
I know a couple of investors. Should I talk to them?
You fool!
You will barely get one person if you ask ten.
Then, I'll drop a message in my group.
"We're broke now!"
Jiju, ice cream.
I've vowed never to eat sweets.
Since when? - Since last night.
He's whimsical. He'll do whatever he feels like doing.
Jiju and jiju’s jiju, I got an offer for our land near the ring road.
How much are they offering? - They are offering Rs 100 million.
100 million! They're ready to pay us that for our land. - Yes.
Raj, didn't we buy the land for Rs 7.5 million five years ago?
We were bound to earn this profit after all these years.
It touches the ring road, after all. What do you think?
We're about to make a profit of Rs 92.5 million.
Yet, your faces lack any excitement.
What's to be excited about in a menial profit of Rs 92.5 million?
Raj, let's sell the land.
We can't sell it. Let's wait for the new TP. We'll earn more.
Don't you dare talk about waiting!
The Blue Sky Airways rocket slipped because we were waiting.
Raj, why are you overreacting?
Listen to me. Let's sell the land.
If our stars stop shining before the new TP,
we'll lose this land, as well.
What do you mean by that? What else have you lost?
Raj, tell me, dear. What have we lost?
Why do you want to sell a property at such a prime location?
We don't need money right now. - We do need it.
I mean...
Let's sell it before
the government schemes change. What do you think, Jiju?
Madhvi, shall we sell the land?
You see. Goddess Lakshmi wants to enter our house.
So, we must not go on a trip.
Hey, Bunny! Call the builder.
End this chapter quickly.
We're here finally.
Hey! - Hmm?
I left my scooter and came into the car
to get here on time.
You forced us to come in this car. What's your problem with my BMW?
Global warming! Why hasn't the client come yet?
They'll come, Jiju. Have patience.
Being patient has turned me into one.
My mind is not at peace. We're into a loss of Rs 50 million.
Hey! The car is here. Come on. Come, Jiju. - The car is here.
Oh! Hi, Bunny! My friend!
Oh! How are you, dear? - Hi, Loveleen.
Sorry for being so late, friends. - It's okay.
Meet Mr Raj, my brother-in-law.
Hi, Raj. How are you, buddy?
Good.
He is Professor Pushpendra Jhurmutiya,
my brother-in-law's brother-in-law.
Hi, Jhummar! - It's not Jhummar.
It's Jhurmutiya.
Okay. Er, zoo...
It sounds like something else, man!
Mr Pushpendra jiju, right? - Right!
Hi!
Fine. How do you do? - I am great.
Never get stressed in life
because life is all about
fun! Yes!
What do you think about our land?
Fantastic! Sachin in cricket and a land
for investment are evergreen!
But the deal is done! - Done!
Done! - Bunny,
let's talk about the advance then. - Yes.
Let's finalise the deal in Rs 100 million,
of which Rs 10 million will be an advance.
"This is how we do it!"
You are too much, Mr Jhurmutiya!
Playing characters like
Pankaj Tripathi and an advance in business
is mandatory!
His brother-in-law needs money.
And money is
here! Pilot, come here!
"Ooh!"
"This is how we do it!"
Money!
Take it! It's Rs 20 million.
Thank you.
"Oh, my money!"
Take it!
Yes. - Take it!
Take it!
Wow, Loveleen! - Take it!
It's all yours.
Enjoy this Rs 50 million.
Wow! - Bunny, you've found an exceptional client!
Prabhas in Kalki and Loveleen as a client! Superhit!
Yes! - Let's prepare the documents quickly.
I have to return to the US
because you know that life is all about
fun! Yes!
Open it quickly.
I'll call up Mr Mayur. - Yes.
Hello, Mr Mayur. I'm sending Rs 50 million in cash.
Transfer Rs 50 million to my account urgently.
Rs 50 million? Bunny, are you in trouble?
Oh, man! Blue Sky Airways has put me in a soup.
So, Blue Sky drowned in the ocean instead of flying above it.
Mr Mayur, the market has ridiculed us enough.
You don't start now.
I'll transfer it for now but return it within two days.
Otherwise, all my work will come to a standstill.
Yes, sure. Thank you so much.
Phew! It's done, Raj.
Hey, Jiju! You should relax now.
Let's go to Nal sarovar. I know about a property there.
It's at a cheap rate. Let's check it out.
Yes. We must double this money in a few years to recover the loss.
Yes. - But we can't go to Nal sarovar with so much cash.
Why are you getting scared?
Don't I go home with cash every night?
I carry cash from all the ten branches while going home.
Okay. - Let's go. - Let's go.
Hey, Bunny! - Huh? - Is it cold outside?
Yes. Why? - Why is Jiju's car vibrating so much?
Change your car now. - I am considering it.
I should buy this car's latest model.
Buy an Audi or Mercedes.
You're an old model. At least change the car.
Why should I spend on that?
You both own expensive cars.
Listen, Jiju. Didn't you get an MA in history?
Yes. - Then, was stinginess a part of the curriculum?
Hey!
Hold this carefully.
A car must've crashed into him and sped away. - Yes.
Let's get down. - Wait. We're on the highway. Be careful.
Let's call the police.
They'll handle it. - Yes. - Let's leave for now. - Hey, Raj!
You're such a cruel man.
Humanity will be dead if humans don't help each other.
Hey, Bunny! Come with me. - No.
Why? You didn't listen to your elder when I told you to sell the shares.
Listen to me now, at least. - Fine! - Come.
I am telling you. Don't go. Calm down.
Who is it? - He's not listening to us. He has become old.
Something seems wrong.
What happened, madam?
Look at what happened to my husband!
What happened, brother? - He wanted
to buy clothes from brands like Gucci and Armani.
He wanted to buy a Mercedes
and go on a foreign tour.
Oh, no! But his wishes can't come true now. What else?
I told this fool the same thing.
Poor people like us can't demand such things.
But he said, 'I will earn money,'
'even if I have to loot people for it.'
What? - Huh?
Hands up!
I had heard that pity can turn into a punishment.
But I am seeing it for the first time.
Run before the God of death, Yamraj, comes here. - Run!
Come on.
Let's go.
Jiju!
We've only read about such boxers in newspapers.
This is like manifestation.
I stopped you from getting out of the car.
You wanted to display humanity!
If anyone tells me to listen to my elders again,
I will bash him up.
The three of us are practically broke.
Please let us go. You're like my older sister.
Hey! I've maintained this figure.
Do I still look like your elder sister to you?
Okay, younger sister. Okay?
But let us go. Even my ancestors were poor. It's true. Let us go.
I am their driver. Okay?
Billu! - Is Billu your son?
No. He is my boss.
Madam, we're scared of you.
Please don't bother him. - Yes. - Let it be. Please don't call him.
Empty your pockets if you want to live.
Otherwise! - Yes.
Take it. Take everything.
Take it. Yes.
You've got what you wanted without working hard for it.
Can we go now? Let's go.
Hey!
We stay up at night to do reiki.
The police can arrest us and put us behind bars.
We take such risks for our work. Still, you feel it's for free!
I'll give you a tight one!
Hey, uncle! Hand over your purse. - I am so poor. I'm their driver.
You won't get more than 200 bucks in my pockets.
Purse! - Yes. I'm giving it.
I'm giving it. Yes.
Here. Can we go now? Let's go. - Yes. Let's go, brother-in-law.
Hey!
What did you say?
I said let's go. I'm merely being respectful.
You called him your brother-in-law. - No.
That means he is your brother-in-law, not the driver.
Be honest! - No! This man is not my brother-in-law. He is.
Then, who is he?
He can be someone else's brother-in-law,
like this man is mine. That's all. - Yes.
Hey! Who are you?
They are brothers-in-law. I am their driver.
If this bearded man is that man's brother-in-law,
why did he call this driver his brother-in-law?
Professor Jhurmutiya!
You lied despite being a teacher. You!
Hey! You cannot hit my brother-in-law.
She hit all of us.
You've looted us
and hit us now.
Can we go now? Let's go. - Hey! - Oh, gosh! - Let's go.
Who told you to leave?
Hey! Check the car.
Check if there's anything inside.
Please let us go.
There's nothing in the car except for CNG worth 200 bucks.
This means
there's a lot of money in the car!
Hey, everyone! Check if there's something.
Billu, we've never looted so much money till now.
It is only Rs 500,000.
I had loaned that amount. We're going to return it. - Yes.
His kidney has failed.
Yes. - Yes. I am surviving on one kidney.
If you take this money,
we'll have to sell his other kidney
to return the money for the first one.
How long will a driver like him live without his kidneys? - Yes.
Hey! Let us loot you now.
Otherwise, the three of you will die right away.
Strip off your clothes! - Huh?
It is the Boxer Gang's trademark.
We strip people of their riches as well as their clothes.
I am a religious man. Please don't take my clothes.
I won't be able to face people.
How will we go home
if you take our clothes? - Yes. Let it be.
If you're wearing your clothes, you won't go home.
You will go directly to the police station. Right?
Take off your clothes. - Come on. - Take the car keys.
Take off your clothes! - Yes!
Didn't they feel ashamed
for asking brothers-in-law
to get naked in front of each other?
"I can see the stars in bright sunlight now."
"We aimed to multiply our money by 100 times."
"I can see the stars in bright sunlight now."
Hey, Raj! Where is Bunny?
He was with us. - Where did he go? - Hey!
I am ashamed to look at each other.
Hold your breath now. Exhaling will disgrace your honour.
There is no other option.
Ensure that your pant button doesn't break,
or there will be a grave problem.
You gambler! It's all because of you.
Should we whine over these Rs 50 million?
Had we not invested in the share market,
our land would not have been sold. We wouldn't have been looted!
Your client, Loveleen, is a fool.
We asked Rs 10 million in advance. He gave us Rs 50 million.
We would've saved Rs 40 million if he had given us only 10 million.
You should've refused. Why did you take it?
That's true. Raj is at fault.
Yes. He boasted about wandering with cash at night.
The three of us are wearing this fancy dress
because of your over-confidence.
Hey! You roam with cash in the city,
not on the highway. Do you understand?
Your shop is merely 3 kilometres away from your house.
You don't know what experience is needed and where!
It is your mistake, too.
Why did you get out of the car despite my warning?
Think about me, you both.
I'm holding up like the market holds up due to penny stocks.
All of it is his fault.
We are brothers-in-law.
We're not friends. It's unseemly to fight. That's why,
in the face of tensions,
we should laugh it out. Whenever you're stressed...
Laughing will solve our problems and lighten our burdens.
I went to college on an e-scooter instead of my car all my life.
I used to charge it at college.
I always buy clothes when they were on sale.
Yet, I incurred a loss of Rs 50 million in one go.
If your sister finds out...
I'll ask my sister not to scold you.
She doesn't scold me. She starts beating me up.
Your sister has been planning a foreign trip all her life.
But I took her to Abu and Saputara. When she finds out
that I lost 50 times the money
we will need for a foreign trip, she will beat me up.
I can't believe it, Jiju.
My sister can never raise a hand on you.
She does. She hit me when we went for dinner once.
Where? - The Taj Hotel.
I said that and took her for dinner at the Taj Kathiawadi Hotel.
That's when she punched me.
I had bent over.
After that, she apologised to me.
She applied iodex and balm to me.
During the 'Totha' party that night,
he was boasting that his wife never beats him.
I am a human. I lie at times.
Those naked people!
Those naked people took our cell phones.
We can't call or pay anyone.
They also took our car keys in the end.
Now, think about how we can go home in this fancy dress.
Quickly come up with an idea, Jiju.
I'm feeling like a girl.
The goons are here! Run! Let's go.
"We are in deep soup, my brother."
"What did we leave to do?"
"But the opposite took place."
"To take advantage of everything,"
"we left everything behind."
"The greedy fly gets in trouble."
"What you have can disappear suddenly."
"The greedy fly gets in trouble."
"What you have can disappear suddenly."
"Everything will go smoothly if the path is right."
"But for now, all of us are in trouble, my friend."
"We're trapped from all sides."
"But for now, all of us are in trouble, my friend."
"We're trapped from all sides."
People disturb others so early in the morning.
Sir, what brings you here so early in the morning?
Give us something for breakfast.
Also, lend me some money. I'll return it to you at the shop.
Sir, what is all this?
Never ask this question again, or I'll fire you. - Sorry.
I'll give you an address. Send a duplicate key-maker there
to get Jhurmutiya Jiju's car.
Yes, sir. I'll order a delicious breakfast. A person sells it nearby.
You won't get 'khaman' like that in all of Ahmedabad.
Come in. Professor Jiju, come.
This one's final. - Sir, the latest series
of this model is out. Buy that.
I had the same phone, which was stolen recently.
I can't tell my wife that.
What will you say now?
Then, this one's final.
Which cover did your phone have? I'll procure it for you.
Hey! - Yes?
How much is this for? - It is for Rs 1500. - I'll buy it.
You have to buy the model you had. What will you say at home?
It was worth Rs 20,000. Must I spend that again? - Yes.
Buy it. I will give you the money. - Okay.
Who could be calling now? I've lost all my data.
Hello. - Hey, Bunny! My dear friend! - Loveleen has called.
Put it on the speaker.
How are you? - Not good. Oh! I'm good!
Have you settled the cash?
The cheque for the remaining Rs 50 million is ready.
Come and collect it.
Okay. - Hey, Bunny! When are we meeting for the formalities?
I'll call you regarding that.
Bunny, do it fast and be furious, man!
I want to complete the formalities and go back to the States. Okay?
Yes, okay.
Let's take the remaining Rs 50 million and settle the issue.
Let's assume we sold the land at that rate.
We have time for that.
First, think about how to recover our money. - Yes.
We've bought these phones. We must buy the chain and rings they looted.
Our wives will slaughter us if they find out.
Madhvi, what is Kritika up to?
Kritika has settled in Canada.
She doesn't get time from her job and college. Sit.
Let's eat these sweets now.
It's time to eat something sweet.
Madhvi, the days to eat sweets... - Are here.
We got Rs 100 million for our land.
Let's go to Bali for 20 days.
Yes! Raj, should we go, too?
We went to Bali last year.
I didn't say Bali.
We will go to Europe for one month. - Europe?
It will cost us Rs 1 million to Rs 1.5 million.
Of all the money you earned for the land,
will it matter if you spend a few million?
'Khaman' mentality! Till tomorrow,
if you don't book a Europe tour, I will.
Khushboo! - Let's go, Madhvi.
Bali! - Yes.
Jiju?
Raj, tell Khushboo the truth.
Otherwise, you will be spending more on the Europe tour.
She will call me a fool and a coward if I tell her the truth.
You don't know a wife's terror. - Yes.
Jiju? - Yes.
My sixth sense says we must go to the police.
Sir, there is a problem.
Who comes here without problems? I have issues, as well.
I have to work here to run my house.
That's why I come here.
Why are you so sad, sir?
Sir, you're lucky. Otherwise, who gets government jobs these days?
You must've gotten married because of your government job, or...
Hey! - Jiju,
you're here to lodge a complaint, not give a lecture.
How can I tolerate him berating a government job?
Calm down.
Sorry, sir. - Sorry, sir.
Sir, yesterday, we
were on the highway to Nal sarovar.
The Boxer gang looted our Rs 50 million there.
Who does that? - So, please nab the gang
and help us get our money.
Yes. - You will be doing us a favour.
Who should I nab?
Should I nab the criminal who looted your Rs 50 million
or the criminals sitting before me?
Hey! I'm talking about you. - Us! - Us?
Where did you get Rs 50 million in cash?
What were you doing on
the Nal sarovar highway with that cash?
Which terrorist organisation are you funding?
Tell me!
The bank asks us for our PAN card to deposit Rs 50,000.
Where did you get Rs 50 million in cash?
Tell me now! - Hey!
The pot is calling the kettle black! - Hey!
I am the kettle here, and you're the pots! - Hey!
I am a teacher. I teach humans to be social animals.
I create a healthy society!
As citizens of this nation,
we pay taxes even while buying
potatoes for 20 bucks. You are a public servant!
Why are you sitting here? To listen to our complaints!
Yet, you're threatening us. Because of this behaviour of yours,
an ordinary man hesitates to approach the police!
The police have to do their job without being partial.
What have you done? - The police did their job without being partial.
Sir, please don't take him seriously.
He never means what he says.
Please be the bigger person and forgive him.
Sir, you will be charged with the case of custodial death.
You will lose your job and your pension.
Let me go now!
Be quiet! - The professor is an emotional man.
You will be in trouble if he gets a heart attack in jail. - Is it?
Are you explaining this to me or threatening me?
Do you want to join him?
Sorry, sir. - No.
It is hot. Switch on the fan.
"Professor"
"Jhurmutiya!"
Let me go!
Let me go. I am feeling dizzy.
My spinal cord will dislocate!
Let me go, Aurangzeb junior!
Hey, Raj! Hey, Bunny!
Hey! Let go of my brother-in-law.
Don't you hear me? Do you know who I am?
Hey! Let him go! - Let him go!
Why are you all so eager to grab us?
Sir, why are you simply staring? Sue them for this.
They're in the lock-up for murder.
Hey! Let him go now.
Hey! Please say something to them.
Sir, greetings. Two kilograms of 'kadhi'
might fall short at our Chandkheda branch.
What should I do? Should I have it cooked?
Who will eat 'khaman' without 'kadhi'?
Have it cooked. - That's good, then.
Hey, sir! Set me free from this jail.
History has witnessed it. Whenever a man like me has been oppressed,
a revolutionary was born!
This revolutionary is full of himself.
Deflate him a little.
Hey! Let him be. Don't scare him too much. Don't hit him too much.
Jiju, be careful.
He has asthma.
He also has diabetes. - It's still left. - Let him go!
Hey! Let it be. Let him go.
Hey!
I will sue you all. Let him go.
Is he a toy? - Hey! PI is here.
We'll meet the PI now.
No. Instead, let's meet a lawyer and get your brother-in-law released.
Let's go.
Let's go to meet the lawyer. - No. Let's meet the PI.
What's your complaint, mister?
What is the complaint, mister?
Why would we have any complaints against you?
Chowdhary! - Yes, madam.
What do I do when someone doesn't come
straight to the point with me?
Smack them so they start blurting it out.
Madam, we were travelling on the Nal sarovar highway.
We sold our land and had Rs 50 million with us.
The Boxer gang looted all of it.
Chowdhary? - Yes, madam.
What do you think?
Can we catch the Boxer Gang and bring their 50 million?
The Boxer gang is dangerous and unpredictable.
It's impossible to nab them.
They have also attacked the police in the past.
Understood, mister?
Madam, please try once.
Rs 50 million! That, too, was in cash.
We will charge you 20 per cent of Rs 50 million.
So, we should give you Rs 10 million. - No problem.
Listen. We...
Why are you agreeing to it? We must ask Jhurmutiya Jiju first.
Raj, we won't get the Rs 40 million we're getting if we ask him.
Madam considers us her own
and is giving us a chance. So, let's do it.
Madam is doing a favour for us.
Yet, you're cribbing for a menial amount of Rs 10 million.
We're fortunate to have met a madam like her.
She looks rough and tough, yet she has a soft heart.
Control yourself, brother! You're in the police station.
It is not our community's matrimonial site
that you're sending the proposal.
If she finds out your intentions,
she will hang you upside down and beat you.
I will run away then. Come on.
Madam, we cannot afford this deal.
What if we go by the law?
You will get lost if you go by the law.
Which law allows you to take Rs 50 million in cash? Huh?
Huh?
Sorry.
Madam, are you taking advantage of our helplessness?
No, mister. I am taking advantage of the crime you've committed.
Raj, get me out of here quickly. Otherwise, you will lose
your friend, philosopher and guide of a brother-in-law.
Madam,
please release Jhurmutiya Jiju.
We'll inform you after discussing it.
Yes. Give your personal contact number. I shall call you.
Seeing you makes me feel... - Like we've met somewhere? - No!
You like me. Right?
No worries.
I am beautiful.
My card. Investment consultant.
My contact number is on it.
Hello. - Hello. Greetings, madam.
Yes. Tell me, manager. - I am stuck here.
Sir is not receiving my call.
Please hand over the phone to him if he's with you.
He's not with me. Why? Didn't he come to the branch?
'OMG.' By the way, what was your urgent work?
Around 500 grams of papaya 'sambharo'
might finish at our Nehru Nagar branch.
So, please ask him whether or not I should have it made.
Yes. - Okay.
Raj,
now I know
why this is called a jail.
People like us can't survive in there. Oh, gosh!
Oh, God!
Please make Raj my brother-in-law in my next lifetime.
Yes, Khushboo. - Where are you, darling?
I am outside. Tell me, what is it? - The manager called me.
Should he get papaya 'sambharo' made at the Nehru Nagar branch?
'Please talk to him.' - This manager!
I'll talk to him. - But where are you, sweetheart?
I am outside. I'll call you back.
Okay, but say I love you.
Yes. - I know it. Romance dies after one year of marriage.
Hello, Khushboo!
The manager frustrated me first, and now, it's Khushboo!
What did she say? - She asked me to say that I loved her.
Just an I love you! - Who will tell her
that two minutes ago, Jiju was in jail,
and Bunny was trying to score with the PI?
When a man has lived this, will he say, 'Phew,' or, 'I love you'?
Then, she says the romance is dead.
Should a man who has lost Rs 50 million
cry or be romantic? She doesn't understand it. Fool!
Do you talk that way about my sister?
I forgot my brother-in-law is with me. - Yes.
Let's go. - Where will we go?
To meet my friend. - Hey!
You pushed us into the deep sea.
Will you push us before the devil now?
We might have to visit hell, too.
How will we get our money if we don't take such chances? Let's go.
Hey! You should've called me, Bunny.
Your brother is here. Why are you wandering the city like a fool?
Let's meet minister sir. His single call will ensure you get your money.
Will he help us? - Why won't he?
I've helped him a lot for the elections.
I've stayed up multiple nights.
He won because I poured in a lot of money. Come on.
Sit.
Hey! Go out.
KK sir, Ratan Builders have asked for Rs 50 million.
Should I charge half per cent?
Hey! I have a family, too.
Charge him one per cent, not half. Go. - Yes, sir.
Tell me, Raj.
KK sir, they looted Rs 50 million.
We met the police, too. But they asked for 20 per cent.
You need not give them. When will our minister be of help?
His single call will loosen the Boxer gang's boxers.
Rs 50 million will be delivered to your house in an hour.
Yes. - If you help your friends,
your name will be noted in gold. You will see it, KK sir.
Look. I don't want my name to be written with gold.
Who reads History anyway?
I learned History till 12th grade.
What was the use? Zilch!
What was the use of learning the kings and their successors?
Everyone preaches to live in the present
and forget the past. But then, some idle people teach us history.
Jiju teaches History.
Wow! Very good! Which college?
In Indus University. - Wow!
Do you get your salary on time?
Let me know if there's a problem. Please do not hesitate.
Our minister's single call will do your work.
When can we meet him? Please fix an appointment.
Why do you need an appointment to meet him?
We can go directly there.
Yes.
So, Nirmal, is everything good?
Do you have any work for me?
Tell Minister sir that KK is here.
How could you barge in without an appointment?
Who are you?
KK.
Kanti Kalsaria,
Ashirwad Finance.
We funded the election.
I am from Morbi. Whenever there was
an assembly, I used to sponsor the snacks for everyone.
I used to pay the rent for the chairs.
I remember now.
Did it hurt badly?
I had gotten a dental procedure done.
You slapped on the same side.
That's why... - Okay.
What is the work?
They are my friends.
The Boxer gang looted their Rs 50 million.
So, I thought you...
I will beat up the Boxer gang?
Am I sitting idle?
I didn't get my ticket with hooliganism.
I've served people.
I am in this position by winning their hearts.
I am not illiterate.
MA with Political Science!
I graduated first class in that. That's how I am here.
Very good. Which college did you graduate from?
Why do you care?
I am a professor. Curiosity!
I am also curious.
Where did you get Rs 50 million in cash?
We sold our land. It was
the advance. - Yes.
Where is the land? - It's on SP Ring Road.
Where exactly? - Near Bhadaj circle.
We bought that money after living our lives frugally.
Are the formalities over? - We were about to do it.
But we got looted that night. - Yes.
Look, friends. I am a minister.
I am not a dacoit to negotiate with the Boxer gang.
Get going.
Forget your Rs 50 million.
Hey, you! Get lost!
And yes! Do not show me your face till the next elections.
I won't spare him.
Let the elections come. I won't give him a penny.
KK sir, let it be.
You've been disreputed before us. Let it be now.
We trusted you and wasted this time.
Hey, Jiju. We're on our own now.
Once that money leaves Gujarat,
I will pack 'khaman' starting tomorrow,
and you will preach to your students.
Preach? - Yes.
A teacher is never ordinary.
Then, go and grab the Boxer gang.
Is this how you will talk to your only brother-in-law?
Hey, Bunny! We lost our money and got into trouble due to your client.
Do you mean I called the Boxer gang
to loot us on the highway?
Is this how you will talk to your only brother-in-law?
Hey! How can you use my dialogue for him?
The dialogue will be the same if the relationship is the same.
Are we here to recite dialogues? Calm down, both of you.
I have to come up with something. - What do you mean?
What do you mean to say? Aren't we intelligent enough?
I built a portfolio of Rs 60 million in the share market
from Rs 5000. Was it because I wasn't intelligent?
Did I become a professor because I was not intelligent?
You were a school-going kid
when I graduated with an MA in History and scored a first class.
That's why your father married your sister off to me.
I endured a smack for useless people like you.
Are you three brothers-in-law or not?
Hey, KK sir! Please don't get upset.
Who is calling me now? Hey! Mayur is calling me.
Yes, tell me, brother.
Are you deceiving me with your flattering words?
You said it would take two days. When will you return my 50 million?
Please give me until tomorrow.
Here, sir.
Manager! How can you continue to call me after I cut it once?
You've forbidden me from ordering anything without asking you.
The customers are crowding this place.
What can I do if the food finishes?
Ah! A cockroach!
What happened, sir?
There is a dead cockroach in your 'kadhi'.
Is this what you give your customers?
I will viral this on social media. I will destroy you. - Yes!
Hello! Calm down.
What happened? - What do you mean?
There is a dead cockroach in your 'kadhi'.
It is dead. You're screaming as if it is alive.
People get heart attacks these days while walking on the streets.
This is a mere insect. It must've walked near the 'kadhi'.
How is it our mistake if it got a heart attack suddenly?
Is there anything wrong with our 'kadhi'? No! It's not.
Don't worry. The problem is only with this table. Look.
It's a flying cockroach. It has come from outside.
The atmosphere is polluted. That's the reason.
What's written there? Khimji 'Khaman' House since 1961.
Nobody has complained about us till today.
It means the fault is not ours. Who is at fault here?
The cockroach! - The cockroach!
Yes! Manager, serve new 'kadhi' and 200 'khaman' to everyone
on behalf of Uncle Khimji. Okay? - Yes, sir.
Enjoy. - Hey, Nandu! Serve 'kadhi' to everyone.
Oh, wow!
Madhvi!
Yes, Madhvi. Tell me. - Where are you?
I'm stressed! - You're stressed all the time. Which area are you in?
I am in the college. - What have you been doing in college till so late?
There is an extra class.
Oh! Extra class? Since when do you take extra classes?
Stop taking my class with your endless questions. Hang up now.
I'll call you later. Hang up now!
When I cannot think straight,
her endless stream of questions makes me feel like... - Hmm?
No.
I mean... Our
combination of brothers-in-law is so tedious.
I have to be very careful while talking.
Tell me, weirdo!
What is it? - I don't have a problem giving you 20 per cent.
But my brother-in-law's brother-in-law is a penny-pincher.
I have to respect him, considering the relationship.
Is there any other way?
Why do you come here to get insulted if you want to respect him?
I like coming here. - The world is full of weirdos.
Don't insult me by calling me a weirdo, madam. True feelings!
I mean... In my case,
my feelings are always genuine.
But my luck is terrible.
So, please help me to get our money back.
Do you want a free way out of this?
One man can help you recover your money from the Boxer gang.
Who?
Big Brother!
He's the boss of all the goons in the city.
He plays so silently
that we don't have any evidence against him to date.
[Suspenseful ambient soundscape]
But why would Big Brother help us?
I've heard the Boxer gang
doesn't give a commission to Big Brother.
That's why they don't get along.
Meet him. Who knows? He might help you.
The choice is yours.
No choice?
Your boss, Billu,
doesn't give me a commission.
Yet, you dared to steal in my area!
Thank you for helping me, madam.
That is how personal relations... - Hey!
Which personal relations? I don't have one with my family!
Why would I have them with you?
With due respect, just get lost.
Thank you. We'll meet Big Brother today.
Do you think you can get an appointment for 1000 bucks?
He is a don, not a doctor.
I will give him your reference. Then, he'll meet me.
Get out!
Go! Listen. Do not come back!
I forgot my car keys.
I like you.
- Hey!
Get out of here. - Where are you taking me?
You're the epitome of over-confidence!
I've been appointed to protect females outside.
But you're trying to score with the lady PI inside a police station.
I'll levy so many charges on you that you will rot forever. Get out!
Try to understand my logic.
I would've asked you in a hospital if you were a doctor.
I would've asked you in college if you were a professor.
So, it's as simple as that!
I don't suppress my feelings.
Take your time. I am not in a rush. Think over it. Okay? Bye!
"In the Wild West,"
"where cowboys roam"
"A dish was born,"
"to call home."
[coughing]
Ohh Noo!
Who are you?
He's Raj. I am Professor Jhurmutiya. He is Bunny.
No. He's Bunny.
He is Professor Pushpendra Jhurmutiya,
and I am Raj.
You both are scared. You're messing it up.
I am Raj. He's Professor Jhurmutiya. He is Bunny.
It's not your fault.
It is Big Brother's terror.
Ashok Nagar's PI told us
that only Big Brother could help us now.
Peter,
the police are also giving my reference now.
We are strong.
Tell me what's the work.
The Boxer gang looted us. - Yes. - Yes.
Boxer gang!
All the goons of the city give me a commission.
But this Boxer gang!
They loot people but don't give me commissions.
Don't they give a commission to a kind man like yourself?
Where is the society headed?
Beat them up if that's the case.
Crush their bones. - Bones?
I killed two men from their gang yesterday.
What was I saying? Chop off the Boxer gang's hands.
How will they steal without hands? - That's a bogus idea!
Hello. - Hello. Billu here.
Big Brother, Billu from the Boxer gang has called.
'Big Brother,'
I won't tolerate you
killing my men. 'Shall we end the enmity?'
First, tell them to wear clothes.
Come up to my standard for being able to talk to me.
Then, come before me.
Big Brother, give me a chance.
Shall we meet in person?
We'll come without weapons.
Believe me.
How can I meet those naked people?
Does this man have to speak to me or my clothes?
Where will I get new clothes from at such short notice?
Peter, get ready, boys!
[tense orchestral music]
Big Brother!
Brother,
I will send you a 20 per cent commission
from my loots.
In exchange, you cannot kill any of my men.
I will not step into your area.
Our enmity ends here.
Is that a deal?
Guarantee? - Guarantee?
If my man breaks the rule,
you can kill him on the spot.
Okay. Deal done.
Our enmity ends starting today.
What is this?
Did their enmity have to end today?
Our luck! It...
I cannot cuss in front of you as you're my brother-in-law.
We'll shut our ears. Say it.
Okay, Big Brother.
Let's go and talk.
Did you see that, Big Brother? We turned out to be lucky for you.
Your age-old rivalry has ended.
History has witnessed it.
Whenever two enemies have formed an agreement,
it has led to the nation's development.
Yes. It's how the share market benefits
when two multinational companies merge.
Yes. Your rivalry with Billu is over.
So, please ask him to return our Rs 50 million. - Yes.
No. Now, he is my business partner.
Who are you?
Why should I take a chance for you?
Don't your promises mean anything?
How can you break the promise you made two minutes ago?
Look at history. People have staked their lives to keep their promises.
It's in our history. My promise is more valuable than my life.
You're a fool, Jiju!
Don't you know how to talk to people?
Is that how you talk to your only brother-in-law, 'khaman'?
'Khaman'! Look, Big Brother. He called me 'khaman'.
Such cheap words! That, too, for his brother-in-law!
Who made you a professor?
Raj, sorry.
Raj, sorry. - It's okay. - I seek your forgiveness.
The stress of losing Rs 50 million made me, an ordinary teacher,
lose his self-control.
Big Brother!
Please forgive me.
Please ask your friend, Billu,
to return our Rs 50 million.
Earn some merits, Big Brother.
Professor,
talk to your students in this language.
I will not help you.
Okay. Kick us out of here.
Rs 50 million is not an enormous amount for us.
I own ten branches of Khimji 'khaman'.
I'll create 10 franchises and recover the losses.
Bunny will gamble in the share market to earn 10 million.
But if you don't listen to us,
you will lose diamonds worth Rs 1 billion.
Diamonds worth Rs 1 billion?
Where?
The day we were looted,
at that time... - 'Today was great.'
'We got Rs 50 million'
'and stole these diamonds'
'from Mr Chang.'
Big Brother,
I've never seen such expensive diamonds in my life.
Any historian will say
they are 300 years old.
Didn't they shine a lot? - Yes!
They were merely fistfuls, but do you know its market price?
'Its market price is Rs 1 billion.'
Billu kept the blue pouch carrying the diamonds worth Rs 1 billion
in a green suitcase.
Big Brother,
now that you've come to a compromise with Billu,
20 per cent commission means
Rs 200 million.
Is Big Brother a beggar?
Our Big Brother deserves the whole of it.
Yes. He deserves Rs 1 billion.
Also, it's time to retrieve the entire commission
Billu hasn't paid till now.
Yes. Billu's base
has a green suitcase with diamonds worth Rs 1 billion
and our Rs 50 million in cash.
If Big Brother gets that suitcase, we'll get our Rs 50 million,
and Big Brother will get the diamonds worth Rs 1 billion.
Yes.
We've displayed our humanitarian side.
Now, it's up to Big Brother
and the diamonds. What else? - Let's go. - Let's go.
Let's go.
Peter, let's go.
Big Brother, you?
I came to see my dear friend's base.
Nice place.
Big Brother, did something happen? What brings you here suddenly?
I came to steal.
Big Brother, take a seat.
Please sit.
Get it quickly.
Big Brother, drink it up.
This milk is from the cows of our stables.
That one has buttermilk.
Drink whatever you like.
Will Big Brother drink buttermilk?
Big Brother, we have to stay up at night for robbery.
We also get into scuffles at times.
That's why our health is precious.
Very good.
Take this off of me.
I'm coming.
I can't find anything.
Here's the bag.
Big Brother, do you need something?
Yes? - I want a bag.
You might be coming across different kinds of bags. Right?
Yes, Big Brother. We have all types of bags.
Yes. - Small, big, Indian, imported, fabric or leather!
Let's choose one that suits your personality.
I got a green suit stitched.
I want a matching green bag.
Green?
Big Brother, we don't have a bag like that. - Yeah.
Who is he? Is this how you'll treat me?
Did I say I am God's man?
I am the devil's man.
The devil doesn't follow ethics.
Bring the bag you looted
from the Nal sarovar highway with Rs 50 million.
Hey! Where did all the money go?
It had Rs 50 million.
Hey, Big Brother! A robbery took place in the thief's house!
Yes. - Relax, Billu.
I am not interested in Rs 50 million.
I am interested in the bag.
Peter!
'There's a problem.'
'What's the problem?'
'We lied to Big Brother about the diamonds.'
'We told him that the pouch carrying diamonds'
'was blue.'
'But this is dark blue.'
'Why are you glaring at me?'
'What's the difference between blue and dark blue?'
This pouch had diamonds worth Rs 1 billion, Billu!
Diamonds worth Rs 1 billion? In this bag?
Karishma, we didn't know about it.
Then, how did he find out?
Hey, naked man! I am not here to pass my time.
This bag had diamonds worth Rs 1 billion.
I want those.
Hey, Englishman! Had we found diamonds worth Rs 1 billion in it,
we would've left India and shifted abroad. - Yes.
I will count to five. If I don't get the diamonds,
Peter, shoot all of them.
Hey! Have you vowed to not believe the truth?
There are no diamonds in this bag.
Who told you that? Tell me!
The owner of this bag.
Big Brother, you've been tricked.
These fools lied to you to send you here.
They followed you and took their money.
Then, where did this pouch come in this bag?
Don't you have a brain?
The three of them made up the story and left the pouch there.
Do you get it now?
It's good we've clarified it.
Otherwise, you would've killed our entire gang.
Who made you Big Brother?
Hey! - Hey!
Hey! You called me naked!
We are naked.
Tell me!
But those three men have fooled you.
They've disgraced you.
They've stripped you of your reputation.
No thanks to your foolishness, we lost our Rs 50 million. Fool!
Peter!
Peter, say something to them.
They must not insult me like this.
Otherwise, I will suicide out of shame.
Please don't say that, Big Brother. Who'll be there for us if you leave?
Oh, gosh! We thought he was a Western movie.
They turned out to be daily soap.
We must find those three men and kill them.
That's right. But how will we find them?
We don't have their address.
Oh, yes!
Before looting people, we should take their Aadhar cards.
Otherwise, how will we find them? - That's true.
Really, Billu? Is that all?
Those three brothers-in-law
will be found in a snap. - How so?
You need to be Big Brother for that.
Peter, let's go.
Big Brother, we will also come.
Those three men have robbed our base.
They planned to kill our entire gang.
Let's go. - Wait a minute.
You don't have any but think of my reputation.
Such clothes?
Big Brother!
We've counted all of them. - It's exactly Rs 50 million. - Yes.
Hey!
Khushboo, Madhvi, you're here!
Our suspicions have been confirmed.
All of you are involved in something illegal.
Professor, do you charge so much for extra classes?
Madhvi, try to understand.
Please talk to your sister.
Madhvi, it's not what you think. - Is it?
Then, why aren't you going to the branch? - I...
I am running around for Bunny's deal.
Hey, Bunny! Please talk to your sister. - Yes. So...
Raj, were you a king in your last lifetime?
Was I your shield? You always put me in front.
You're the root cause of this war.
You have to be a shield, even if you have to be a martyr.
Which war are you talking about?
It was fought on the grounds of Blue Sky Airways.
This man is whimsical. He blabbers nonsense.
This cash is the advance of the land we sold. - Yes.
Yes. We can't keep this cash at home. Income tax will take it.
That's why we hid it on the farm.
Bunny, call Mr Loveleen to collect the remaining 50 billion cheque
and finish the legalities.
Let's end this chapter soon.
Listen to him. He's a polite man.
He's so kind. - You will love his language.
He's so generous.
Hello, sir!
I called you several times. Why didn't you receive my calls?
You're calling me sir now!
Yes. Sir!
Return my Rs 50 million cash immediately.
I don't want to buy the land. - Hey, Mr Loveleen!
We know we're late. But please don't cancel the deal. - Yes.
Just do what I am saying, Rajya!
Did you hear that?
Hello. Mr Loveleen, how are you?
I am Professor Jhurmutiya.
You see. We've refused three buyers for you.
After taking the advance,
how can we back away? - Please back away!
Jhummar! - It's Jhurmutiya, not Jhummar.
Calm down.
Let him call me Jhummar or a joker.
Let him say what he wants. Let's focus on finalising the deal.
Hello, Mr Loveleen.
Please buy the land.
Hey, fool! Can't you hear me?
'I'm sending the location.' Give me my cash immediately.
Mr Loveleen, what's wrong with you? You said, 'Life is about fun.'
Life is not about fun.
Life is a short run.
Do you want to hear anything else, gambler!
Raj, you have no sense. How can you crack a deal like this?
Don't say that. I am handling ten branches of Khimji 'Khaman'.
That's what I mean. Continue selling 'khaman'.
Don't get into selling lands.
Exactly! Professor, continue teaching History.
Stop all this before you turn into history. - Exactly!
Let's go.
She went.
Hey, Bunny! Pack this cash in the bag. Let's give it to Loveleen.
What do you mean by giving it?
If we return the money and cancel the deal,
who will pay for the loss we have incurred in the share market?
Try to understand. Let's meet Mr Loveleen.
Let's try to reason with him
to buy the land.
But he has asked for his money. So, we must return it.
Listen to your elders!
He will take the money if he sees it.
We won't get the chance to reason with him.
He's not listening at all! - He's right, Bunny.
God forbid, but what if this money gets looted on the way?
We won't have an option except for committing suicide.
"Share market"
"has ruined us."
"The market"
"has shown its true colours."
I told you to take my car.
Look. CNG gives more average.
Take the next right. Mr Mayur has been calling me continuously.
Hey! - Hey! - Bro!
Bro, get me out of here! - Who kidnapped you?
Bro, why did you cancel the deal? - I got the deal cancelled.
Bro!
He is the villain-like Amrish Puri and Gulshan Grover.
He saw my name and number on the land
and kidnapped me.
Loveleen, had you asked me, I would've told you
to set up the board after the legalities.
Then, you would've been kidnapped instead of me.
Listen. Sell this land to me.
I will build Gujarat's largest mall on this land.
You can visit it to go shopping
or to eat.
Come with your children to play in the game zone.
Why are you leaving the land empty
and depriving the society of all these amenities?
Let's sell the land. We only care about selling it. - Yes.
Be it a man wearing pants or the one wearing 'khadi'.
All we care about is selling it. What do you think?
Should we agree? - Yes. Let's accept it. - Come on.
Yes. We will sell the land to you.
Great!
Then, should I give you Rs 10 million?
No, sir. Let's continue with Loveleen's deal.
Rs 50 million in cash and Rs 50 million in cheques.
We can do the formalities. - Yes.
No. I will make the whole payment in one shot.
Rs 10 million. - Huh?
So, you will give Rs 10 million for the entire property!
I've enquired.
You bought the land for Rs 7.5 million.
I am giving you Rs 10 million.
You're earning a profit of Rs 2.5 million.
Sir, you're not buying this land.
You're encroaching on it.
Yes. You're not striking a deal. You're threatening us.
Let me threaten you now.
Sell the land to me for Rs 10 million.
Otherwise, goons will come to your house,
point a gun to your head,
and take your signature on a blank sheet of paper.
I'm giving you two days.
Bring this NRI's Rs 50 million cash.
Bring the legal documents and finish off the deal.
Then, you can peacefully
sell and eat 'khaman'. Understood? - Sell and eat 'khaman'?
Go. - Go quickly, bro.
My passport is also with him.
What if he kills me?
Go quickly!
My dear sir,
so, what was I saying?
Can I go, as well? - Is something bothering you here?
No. There's no botheration, as such.
Should I order pizza or pasta for you? - No, thank you.
Did someone slap you? - No way.
Then?
Then? I'll stay here. No problem.
Come on. It's your move. - Oh, yes! It's my turn.
Hello. - Where are you?
I am frustrated. - Does that mean the property deal was cancelled?
Madhvi, you are correct.
A needle can sew clothes,
a sword can fight wars,
and I can only teach students.
You would've not done that
'if we didn't know the trustee. Hang up now.'
Why are you bothering sir if we're falling short of 500 chillies?
Will you harass him like this if he insulted you once?
Do your work, man. He should also know
how dearly insulting an employee can cost him.
Sir, greetings.
We're falling short of 500 chillies. Should I order or not?
'Otherwise, we'll have to shut the shop.'
My brain is shut here. So, you shut the shop. - All right.
While slaughtering the goat named Boxer gang,
a camel named Big Brother entered.
While slaughtering that camel,
a dinosaur entered in the form of the minister.
We'll have to become Godzilla to kill all of them.
Stop right there, my social animals.
Calm down. Look.
I will get a salary for another six years.
I'll get a pension after that. Look, Raj. If needed,
shut a few of your branches.
You can start a street food joint called Khimji 'Khaman'.
Your grandfather sold 'khaman' as a street joint before. Right?
You can restart it.
Listen, gambler. Sell your office.
You'll get around a million. Right?
Where will I sit if I sell my office?
My bungalow is there. Its first floor is vacant.
You can sit there for free.
You can restart like that.
Madhvi will cook for you and me.
Don't worry, dear.
No, Jiju. We can't let go of our rightful money like this.
We can't promote the goons by fearing them.
It's not the time to act brave, my dear brothers-in-law.
If anything goes wrong, my promotion as a principal
and pension will get into trouble.
No, Jiju. The market exists because of promoters.
Raj, what is the action plan?
Er... Ber...
What a plan!
Er... Ber...
Idea! - I'm dead!
So, Billu is no longer your problem.
Neither is it Big Brother.
It is our minister.
You mean that the person who I protect
and salute when he comes before me,
I should tell that minister, 'Sir,'
'please leave this matter.' Is it?
Yes. It is.
Suppose I say that. Will he listen to me?
Hey, Professor!
Please talk to madam.
No. I won't. You will talk to her.
But I am scared of her. - I am talking to you, Professor.
Tell me. I won't get angry.
Madam, let me tell you.
The police should do their job
according to the law and be fearless.
You should take some strict action against the minister.
Very nice, Professor.
Let's file the FIR. Come on. What's your name?
She's asking for my name.
Speak up!
Where is the law now?
Do we have any other way out? Ours is a personal relationship.
Stop saying ours is a personal relationship,
or else I will imprison you for mental torture. - She's angry. Run!
If you weren't my brother-in-law,
I would've smacked you across the face.
I always want good for you.
But what is my fault if the universe has something else in store?
I wanted you both to earn money in the share market.
But Blue Sky Airways drowned instead of flying.
I took you to KK to get our money.
But that minister is eyeing our land now.
At last, I got you to the police.
She also kicked us out. What should I do? - Leave the world.
What are you saying?
Bunny, I'm sorry.
Where is Chowdhary? - He's gone for rounds.
Inform me as soon as he comes. - Okay.
Hello, officer.
'Stand till'
'you're asked to sit.'
Please don't say these lines.
Why are you here?
You sent three fools to ask me for help.
Now, I need your help to get their address.
Name of those three fools?
What did they do that you came here?
They robbed the thieves. Address, please?
One of them sells 'khaman'.
He's the owner of Khimji 'Khaman'.
Thank you, officer.
Go with all the weapons you have.
Don't spare them.
Don't worry, madam.
Ahmedabad will witness a mass shootout after a long time.
Let's go, boys!
The property papers are ready.
Here's the money. Let's return it to that conniving minister.
Hey! Where's the owner?
You!
Sir, I am not the owner.
Nobody would say you are after looking at you.
Who could it be? - Hey! It's Loveleen.
Yes. Tell me, Loveleen. - How long will it take? Come soon.
My flight departs after two days.
Set me free from Amrish Puri's base.
I'll never come to India again.
Are they torturing you?
They're looking after me a bit too much. In the last two hours,
they've given me six pizzas.
Yes, we're coming.
Manager, my brother,
you can decide. You need not ask me for such trivial things.
You're my most loyal and honest employee.
'Understood, my brother?'
Did you see that?
Sir, where are you?
I am at the farmhouse. Why?
Rancharda Road,
Vrundavan farmhouse.
How much should I pay? - What?
How much is the bill?
Sir, why are you joking?
It's unseemly to eat
free 'khaman'. How much is the bill?
Rs 80 for 250 grams.
Change? I don't have change.
Call and inform sir quickly.
Manager, I told you politely to make the necessary decisions.
'Stop harassing me every five minutes.'
You call every five minutes and harass me.
What should I tell him? - Use your brain!
Message him. I'll text him, too. - Yes.
The manager is harassing me on texts because I forbade him from calling.
I will fire him today. I won't read his messages.
Call your sir if you're falling short of chillies or chickpea flour.
Stop harassing me. Fool!
'Raj has not been receiving my call for four days.'
'He doesn't talk well when he receives it. You're calling me now.'
Gosh!
Oh, yes! I have Professor Jiju's number.
Look.
Your manager is calling me as you're not receiving his calls.
Don't receive it.
He delivers 'khaman' to my doorstep.
Let me receive it. - I forbid you.
Hello.
You are correct. Your manager is a fool.
I would've smacked you if you weren't our manager.
Oh! Nandu's phone.
Sir, run from there! Goons are coming after you. - Yes.
"We wished to multiply our money 100 times."
"But I can see the stars in bright sunlight now."
"This happens once in a while."
"I don't understand what to do and what not."
"Oh! They're here!"
Your 'khaman' was delicious. Come on.
Don't increase competition
for us with your heist.
Return the money Billu worked hard for.
Hard work? This money is ours.
But I worked hard to steal them. It means they are mine.
Similarly, we stole these from his base.
So, they became ours. - Yes.
Wow!
So, we'll loot you now.
Give us Rs 50 million, or...
We must return this money to save Loveleen,
or the minister will kill us.
I won't listen to your stories now.
Hurry up, or...
Thank you, Brother.
I'll give you your 20 per cent right away.
Good, Billu.
Come on, three stooges.
Now,
give me my diamonds worth Rs 1 billion.
Come on, guys! A green suitcase
had a blue pouch,
which had diamonds worth Rs 1 billion.
So, give it. - Sorry, sir.
They don't exist. - They don't exist.
No problem.
Peter, shoot them.
No! - Shoot all the bullets. - Hey! No!
I had complete faith in my love.
Big Brother, would I give you their address
just because you asked me at the police station?
The government gives me my salary, not goons like you.
I knew you would go to kill them after getting the address.
There was no evidence against you till now.
I wanted to catch you on the spot with the evidence.
Now, we will get CCTV footage
of Khimji 'Khaman', the highway, and his farmhouse.
The Boxer gang is a bonus.
Madam,
this bag has Rs 50 million in cash.
Take it.
Yes. The remaining Rs 50 million will be delivered to your house.
All your constables will get Rs 2 million.
Yes, Aarti. Tell me.
What? The landlord is fighting for the rent!
Ask him to wait till evening.
I'll buy the house. Yes.
Madam,
please remember the vow you took
before putting on this uniform. - Yes.
My memory is weak.
Then, think of our personal relationship. I love you.
Forget the love story, madam,
and think of your life.
Neither my life
nor my
love story.
I will only think about my promotion.
Chowdhary! - Yes, madam. - Arrest them all. - Come on! Hey!
Let's go.
Hey! Get going!
Come on.
Hey!
Hello, Aarti.
Inform the landlord that he'll get the rent in two days. Yes.
Get them inside quickly.
You are great. Whenever history will think of an honest officer,
your name will be written in golden words.
But what about our land?
We'll recover our share market losses only if we sell it.
We have to return Mr Mayur's money.
The minister is eyeing the land.
He has kidnapped Loveleen, too.
Idea! There is one man... - Not a single idea from you!
Don't utter anyone's name.
We're in this condition because of him. - Yes. - Hey, Raj!
Change your brother-in-law in this lifetime.
I'll pay whatever it takes, but change him.
He is a traitor! - Traitor?
As you wish. I'm going.
We have no option except for him.
Let's go.
Look. Your file is ready.
Your work will be done. Don't worry. It's my responsibility. - Thank you.
Let me know if there's anything else. Don't worry.
Excuse us.
Good. Is the deal done in Rs 10 million?
Meet one person before that.
Who?
Who is he?
Your girlfriend, Jasmine's son. Didn't you remember him?
Hey! What are you blabbering?
Here is his DNA report.
Should I upload it on social media? I have many followers.
Hey!
Who is supporting you?
I've come without your appointment.
But what to do? I went to get her.
I found everything to exact my revenge.
Who told you all this?
'Wait a minute.'
'Have you come back?'
'Hit me! Kill me once and for all.'
'My brothers-in-law are also after my life.'
'Only you can help me regain my self-respect.'
'You sent me to meet Big Brother.'
'We thought he would help us.'
'Instead, we're in deeper trouble. What should I do now?'
'You are responsible for this. You must help me.'
'Get our land from the minister anyhow.'
'Come up with an idea. I want my property back.'
'I want my property!'
'The minister is a coquettish man.'
'Find out who is Jasmine.'
'Who is Jasmine? - You find that out.'
'Hello, KK.'
'It's time to exact revenge on the minister for your humiliation.'
'Who is it, dear?'
'Jasmine madam? - Yes.'
'Who is this boy's father?'
I will sue you.
You need to go outside the house for that.
We only need two seconds to upload your creativity
on social media.
So, forget the land and let Loveleen go. - Yes.
Thank you, bro. - Welcome.
You saved me. - Yes. Let's go now.
Bunny, from where did you get the DNA report so soon?
Be quiet. This is my blood report.
Let's go.
Raj, you didn't tell us anything about what happened.
I know you didn't want to worry us. Right?
No. Actually,
we were scared of you.
Let's get done with the formalities now.
Yes. - Here's your Rs 50 million cash.
The deal is cancelled.
Please don't cancel the deal now.
We mean the land deal is final, but the cash is cancelled. - Yes.
Oh! - So, take this cash and write a cheque for Rs 100 million.
Yes. Paying tax is better than getting looted.
Wow, advocate!
Right. Pilot!
Take it. Hand me my cheque.
Thank you.
Wow!
Madam, whenever I came alone,
you helped me. - So?
I mean, we...
You like me. Right? No?
Whose call was that?
Sahil. - Who is Sahil?
My younger brother. - Younger brother?
It means I will be a brother-in-law.
I'll be a brother-in-law.
"Hey, man."
"Where did you go to?"
"Live your life king size. Enjoy the luxuries."
"Stop worrying."
"Hit a sixer whenever you get a chance."
"Stop worrying."
"Having fun daily?"
"Yes!"
"Having fun daily?"
"Yes!"
"Hey, man."
"Where did you go to?"
"Hey, man."
"Where did you go to?"
"Who did you tell your tales to?"
"Hey, man."
"Where did you go to?"
"No one should be left out."
"Have fun."
"Oh, brother!"
"What did you come with that you will take with you?"
"Are these millions of any use?"
"What did you come with that you will take with you?"
"Are these millions of any use?"
"Don't worry if you have to give some of it."
"Earn a little and live life well."
"Having fun daily? - Yes!"
"Even the sparrows are telling your deed."
"Hey, man."
"Where did you go to?"
"Hey, man."
"Where did you go to?"
"Who did you tell your tales to?"
"Hey, man."
"Where did you go to?"
"Hey, man."
"Where did you go to?" tales to?"