1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:02,377 ♪ Monster, Monster High ♪ 2 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,254 ♪ We might give you a fright ♪ 3 00:00:04,296 --> 00:00:05,714 ♪ Unique as can be ♪ 4 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,549 ♪ And friends forever, literally ♪ 5 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:09,343 ♪ We might walk, might swim, might fly ♪ 6 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,136 ♪ Either way we gonna run the night ♪ 7 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,847 ♪ We're Monster, Monster High ♪ 8 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:16,183 ♪ Monster, Monster High ♪ 9 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:18,185 ♪ We might give you a fright ♪ 10 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:19,812 ♪ Monster, Monster High ♪ 11 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:22,731 ♪ Friendship never dies ♪ 12 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:25,317 ♪ We're Monster High ♪ 13 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,903 ♪ Monster High-igh-igh-igh ♪ 14 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:30,322 [whispered] We're Monster High. 15 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:33,993 [eerie music playing] 16 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:45,086 Hello, beautiful fellow students! 17 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,215 [clears throat] Greet our community, Cleo. 18 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,718 Hi. [sighs] 19 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,136 Ah! Sunshine! 20 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:56,139 Oh, sorry for my sunny disposition, Draculaura. 21 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:59,685 See, Cleo and I are taking the toy drive toys to the Babysitters' Crypt. 22 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:04,398 Yeah. Clawdeen just had to give Nefera the idea to do a toy drive. 23 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:07,693 And we're volunteering to watch the cuties too. 24 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:11,906 It's the perfect way for me to teach my best lil' sis Cleo 25 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,574 how to serve her community. 26 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,743 Have fun. And be careful. 27 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,328 Clawd takes the rules of the Babysitters' Crypt 28 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,872 very seriously. 29 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:22,041 Looking lively, Deadward. 30 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,418 [gasps] Love the eye makeup, Iris. 31 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,420 How's it jiggling, Goobert? 32 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:29,006 Thank you for watching him, Clawd. 33 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:31,258 No problemo. 34 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:32,593 Feeding time, buddy. 35 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,469 [chuckles] All right, say-- 36 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:35,971 ah! 37 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,014 Ha! 38 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:38,390 Knock, knock! 39 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,100 Hello, beautiful Babysitters' Crypt! 40 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:43,771 We're here for our... babysitting shift? 41 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,356 Uh, where is everybody? 42 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,525 -[whimpers] -[gasps] 43 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,151 Ow. [grunts] 44 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,071 Oh, no, Clawd! 45 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,781 No worries. Whoa. 46 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,783 You two brought the toys from the toy drive. 47 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:57,116 Clawsome! 48 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:59,954 I brought. Nefera supervised. 49 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:03,122 Now, now, Cleo, no one likes a sour sarcophagus. 50 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:06,167 We even donated some from our royal toy box. 51 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:10,089 Whoa. Scarbie, Fisher-Bites, Poly Putrid-- 52 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,173 [gasps] Human High Dolls. 53 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:15,176 This is the first wave G1 with golden elastics! 54 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,595 It even still has hands! 55 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,263 Hey! That was mine. 56 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:21,308 And you donated it. How generous. 57 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:25,729 So, Clawd, if you'd be so kind as to introduce us 58 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:28,231 to the ways of this volunteer organization. 59 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,233 Sure. This is the Babysitters' Crypt, 60 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,778 where we provide child night-care services 61 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:36,323 for the teachers, faculty, and local monster community. 62 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:37,825 We watch all kinds of monsters, 63 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,159 like the kraken here. 64 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,786 Okay, sweet sister, 65 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:43,122 time for your first lesson in babysitting. 66 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:45,540 Hello, wittle creepy cutie. 67 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:48,627 -Wittle creepy cutie. -[growls] 68 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,839 Uh, Nefera, I don't think he likes baby talk. 69 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,091 Cweo, everybody woves-- 70 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:55,801 [gasps] Oh! 71 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,011 [chuckles nervously] 72 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,554 We were playing a game. Fun. 73 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,180 The rest of the kids we're watching tonight 74 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:02,808 should be here any minute. 75 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,309 On behalf of the organization, 76 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,185 I want to thank you for helping out. 77 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:08,480 But I gotta say, I've put a lot 78 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,150 of fur, sweat, and tears into this place. 79 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:12,860 And I only have two rules. 80 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,112 One, don't lose a kid. 81 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:17,614 And two, don't leave a mess. 82 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,825 Easy queasy. 83 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,910 -Clawsome. This is gonna be great. -[door opens] 84 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,412 Yo, yo, yo! Is this where I drop off the pups? 85 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,666 You've come to the right place, Romulus. And who do we have here? 86 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:31,086 My brothers, Fuzz, Yap, and Fur-edrick. 87 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,588 I need you to watch these mutts while me and the 'rents 88 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,466 go see some Broadslay musical. 89 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,969 Fun! You know, I was in 90 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:41,055 a production of The Merchant of Vicious. 91 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,181 The reviews said I-- 92 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:43,849 Cool story. 93 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,475 I gotta go. Thanks again. 94 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:50,689 And F-Y-eyeball, they are not crate-trained. 95 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,274 Uh, werepups can be a bit of a pawful. 96 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,777 Maybe I should take them, and you two look after the kraken. 97 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,196 I'm all for Clawd's plan. 98 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,074 No, no, no, Cleo. Clawd, you worry too much. 99 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,700 You're going to get gray fur. 100 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:02,993 [kraken cries] 101 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:04,828 Oh, I need to go put the kraken down 102 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,163 for his nap in the nursery. 103 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:09,041 Yeah! Clawd, you handle the cutie calamari, 104 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,752 and I'll teach Cleo the innies and outties 105 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,504 -of babysitting with the pups. -Okay, but remember, 106 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:18,092 no losing kids and no leaving messes. 107 00:04:23,222 --> 00:04:26,058 -Follow my lead, Cleo. -Why do you get to be in charge? 108 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,727 Because I was born to lead, silly sister. 109 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,729 -[giggles] -What are you doing? 110 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,023 Thwowing. 111 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:34,441 Okay, but how about no-- 112 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,235 Mummy in the middle! 113 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,486 -What? No. Stop. -[werepups giggling] 114 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,197 [Nefera] Excuse you. No, no, no, no, no. 115 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:41,823 -Stop, stop. -Ugh. 116 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:44,952 And I win. 117 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,828 Ugh. I've got this. 118 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:52,209 Attention, attention, werepups. 119 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:58,006 I'll be performing a monologue from A Midsummer's Nightmare. 120 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:01,135 -Be kind and courteous to this gentlemonster-- -Tag! 121 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,344 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, pups! What are you doing? 122 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,513 [mischievous music playing] 123 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:06,765 No, stop! 124 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,727 Calm down. No, no, no! 125 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:11,853 -Whoa! -Stop. 126 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,480 -[giggling] -Ugh. 127 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:16,316 Stop! Okay--whoa. 128 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:17,818 This isn't very-- Whoa! 129 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:21,155 I order you to cease this instant! 130 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,615 [werepups giggling] 131 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,118 I'm gonna play the best game ever-- 132 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,452 by myself. 133 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,704 No one else can play it. 134 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,290 -Ooh, ooh, I wanna play! -Let me! 135 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:32,666 Pwease? 136 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,252 Mm, okay, I guess. 137 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:36,962 It's called the quiet game. 138 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,589 And the first one to speak loses. 139 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:43,677 Ready? And... go! 140 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:47,931 -So next I'll teach you-- -You talked! You lose! 141 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,641 Aw, I lose too. 142 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,434 -I want to lose. -Cleo wins! 143 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,187 Cleo did not beat me. 144 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:57,232 I wasn't even playing because it's, um, toy time. 145 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,776 Check out all the new toys. 146 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,444 -I wanna break 'em! -Yeah! 147 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,737 Toys! 148 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,907 Wait, I recognize that pout, 149 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,118 but I'm used to seeing it on me. 150 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,953 [gasps] Oh, my Ra. 151 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,164 You're jealous of me. 152 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,915 I'm not jealous. 153 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:16,043 I am just as good of a babysitter as you. 154 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:18,419 Isn't that right, Fur-edrick, Yap, and Fuzz? 155 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,629 -Uh-uh. -No. 156 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:22,216 Wait a minute, where's Fuzz? 157 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:25,302 [eerie music playing] 158 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:31,058 Huh. Nefera, when you were donating my toys, 159 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,227 did you grab the haunted jack-in-the-box 160 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:36,563 from my "creepy and cursed, do not touch" collection? 161 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:39,066 You know, the jack-in-the-box that sucks monsters 162 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,443 into the terrifying and tricky jack-in-the-box dimension? 163 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,197 Maybe. But why do you play with haunted toys? 164 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:48,075 I do not play with them. I collect them. 165 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,577 So that's why it was in the locked cabinet. 166 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,537 Well, the kraken is napping. How's-- 167 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,873 Clawd, can you watch these two while Cleo and I go 168 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,583 into the super haunted jack-in-the-box dimension? 169 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:57,792 What? Oof! 170 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,253 Werewolf wrassle! 171 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,046 You're it! [giggles] 172 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,007 We have to go after Fuzz. 173 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:07,135 [eerie music plays] 174 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:11,556 [both sigh] 175 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,058 [sinister laughter] 176 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,768 [both scream] 177 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,272 [both scream, grunt] 178 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,982 [eerie music plays] 179 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:27,781 Well, this is unnerving. I'm guessing that's the exit. 180 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:31,910 Great. All we have to do is find Fuzz and get out of here. 181 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,078 Now, where is-- 182 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,413 Fuzz! 183 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,206 [Cleo] Aw, he's napping. 184 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:38,792 -I'll grab him so we can go. -Nefera, wait. 185 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,127 -[sinister laughter] -[screams] 186 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,295 Nefera, are you-- 187 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,255 [screams] 188 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:44,464 Whoa-- [screams] 189 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,050 Agh! 190 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:50,595 [sinister laughter] 191 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:51,846 [both scream] 192 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,934 All right, the only way to get Fuzz 193 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,394 is through these jumping jacks. 194 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:58,477 Follow my lead! 195 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:01,689 [screaming] 196 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:02,983 Oof! 197 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,818 Oh, wise teacher, 198 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,904 this has been a great learning experience. 199 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,781 Now get up and let's try something 200 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,326 that actually works. 201 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,868 Um, Nefera? 202 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,829 You're getting your dress dirty. 203 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,164 Wh-what's wrong? 204 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,082 I don't know what to do. 205 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,917 You're better than me 206 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,336 at all this babysitting stuff. 207 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,503 True, and thank you. 208 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,881 But why does that have your wraps in a knot? 209 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,550 Because teaching you is my duty. 210 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:33,221 And if I'm not doing that, what am I supposed to be doing? 211 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,515 Instead of teacher and student, 212 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,558 we could be sisters and friends. 213 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,895 It's different, but I think I'd like that, Cleo. 214 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,524 Maybe I'm not a great babysitter 215 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,401 because we never had a babysitter. 216 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,736 Yeah, when Mummy and Baba needed a break, 217 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:49,737 they just had us watch... 218 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:52,157 [both] Captain Sphinx! 219 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,075 Remember the episode where Captain Sphinx 220 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,827 got sucked into a jack-in-the-box? 221 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,871 Yes! She got past those jacks... 222 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,498 By using her mummy curse powers! 223 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,582 You start. I'll follow your lead. 224 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,336 We call upon the shifting sand... 225 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:07,130 [both] The ebb and tide of the Nile. 226 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,882 Back to your boxes, jacks! 227 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,258 [both grunt] 228 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,844 [dramatic music playing] 229 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,977 -Yes! -Got 'em! 230 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,191 [both yelp] 231 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,984 Okay, guess we should work on 232 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:29,777 our curse-induced flying stamina. 233 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,071 Run! 234 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,073 Come on, we have to get to the door. 235 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,449 -[gasps] -[yelps] 236 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,742 [sinister laughter] 237 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:37,202 They think we can't find our way out 238 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,995 of this terrifying darkness. 239 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,705 But they don't know my sister. 240 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:44,000 Nefera, show those clowns your inner glow. 241 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,420 Sunny disposition! 242 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:49,256 [eerie music plays] 243 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,466 I do not like the sound of that. 244 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,177 Then let's get cranking. 245 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:06,856 [both yelp] 246 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,860 [yawns] Funny dream. 247 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,029 -Go join your brothers, Fuzz. -[giggling] 248 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,697 Glad to see you two made it back 249 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,451 and didn't lose a kid-- for too long. 250 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:22,330 And it's all thanks to the best teacher I could ever ask for, 251 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,998 television! 252 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,375 -Oh. Yes. -[door opens] 253 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:28,503 [vocalizing] 254 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,967 -Uh... -So you enjoyed the musical. 255 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,094 No. [clears throat] 256 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,263 [chuckles] Bros, let's go. 257 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,723 -Romulus! -We missed you! 258 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,977 We had so much fun with Cleo and Nefera. 259 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,605 Well, looks like you did okay with the little terrors. 260 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,399 -Thanks. -Well, Cleo did most of the work. 261 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,025 I learned a lot from her tonight. 262 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,651 -And I think I'll-- -Yeah, cool story. 263 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,446 Wolf bros out! [barks] 264 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,905 [vocalizing] 265 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,741 -Mission accomplished, sis. -Thanks, Nefera. 266 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,077 Now it's my turn to teach you both a lesson. 267 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,955 You make a mess, you clean it up. 268 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,920 Aw, a Gabby Goblin doll! 269 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,797 I always wanted one of these. 270 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,549 It talks when you pull the string and-- 271 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,925 No! 272 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,512 [eerie music playing] 273 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,521 [intriguing music playing] 274 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,025 Are you feeling okay, Barkimedes? 275 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,943 Yeah. I'm just so stoked! 276 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,196 I'm, like, freaking out. [laughs] 277 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,990 Do you need a fidget toy? They help me feel more calm. 278 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,699 Ooh, you got any chew toys 279 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,243 -or, like, something-- -[gate opens] 280 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,204 [gasps] He's here. 281 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,206 He's here! 282 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:47,832 Dude! 283 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:48,958 -Dude! -Dude! 284 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,043 Dude! 285 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,419 [both grunting] 286 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:58,176 [laughter] 287 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,015 [Barkimedes] One more. 288 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:09,646 -And around the world. -[Buddy whoops] 289 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,525 -[Bloodgood clears throat] -Headmistress Bloodgood, 290 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,194 this is my human friend, Buddy. 291 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,531 My sincerest thanks for letting me visit Monster High, uh, ma'am. 292 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,115 Well, given Clawdeen's discovery 293 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,410 about humans also being monsters, 294 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,994 it only seemed appropriate. 295 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,414 You mean I'm a monster too? 296 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,040 -For real? -For real. 297 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,333 I wish I could show you around, 298 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,252 but I'm slammed with Were-Ruler stuff. 299 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,670 Worry not, Clawdeen. 300 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,547 Buddy is in good claws with me. 301 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,508 I've been planning the ultimate human party! 302 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,511 Come on, Twyla. Oh, yeah. Twyla, this is Buddy. 303 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,761 He's a human. 304 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:46,057 [laughter] 305 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,601 -[both] Surprise! -[screams] 306 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:48,727 -Yii! -[growls] 307 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,437 Nothing to fear here, fam. 308 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,522 This is just Buddy. Remember? 309 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,275 Oh, sorry. I'm Manny, and this is-- 310 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,736 Lagoona. Happy human party! 311 00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:00,071 See? We've got everything human 312 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,656 for my human friend. 313 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,492 Here's party hats and party favors 314 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,327 and party snacks! 315 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,538 [Manny] It's flakes cereal and fruit punch, 316 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,206 a human delicacy. 317 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,625 Do you like it? 318 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,876 Uh, yeah, 319 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,212 but where'd you get the idea for all this stuff? 320 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,715 Yii! We're Stephen Sting stans. 321 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,426 We've read all his Normie Human series. 322 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,303 Did you know he disguised himself 323 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,764 and lived among humans for two whole weeks? 324 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:28,600 Well, I don't know who he was hanging out with, 325 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,144 but he kind of missed the mark on some stuff. 326 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,811 Forget about Stephen Sting. 327 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,148 Tonight's all about my human friend. 328 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,900 Let's get this human party popping! 329 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,569 Human dancing! 330 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,070 [bouncy music playing] 331 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,947 Wahoo! [laughs] 332 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:43,990 [giggles] 333 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,784 [laughing] 334 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:48,869 Uh-huh. 335 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,664 Human games! 336 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,041 -[gasps] -Ooh, Barkimedes, 337 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,586 you have to drink all the Fangta. 338 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,797 That is not how you play spin the bottle. 339 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,091 Human stories. 340 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:06,012 And just when Mary thought she was safe, 341 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:09,432 she had to pay her taxes! 342 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,685 [all scream] 343 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,853 And now the best part of human party, 344 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:18,525 we're gonna play Humans in High School. 345 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,652 Um, but I'm already in high school. 346 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,322 Humans in High School is a tabletop roleplaying game. 347 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,325 Each player gets to play as a type of human 348 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,703 with their own set of skills and powers. 349 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,038 I'm Andrew the Theater Kid. 350 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,207 My favorite power is the encore. 351 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,916 I'm Lydia the Jock. 352 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,335 Let's go, team! 353 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,753 And I'm Archie the Nerd. 354 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,381 I "Um, actually..." at a college level. 355 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,424 Rad. Let me make up a character. 356 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,801 I got you covered, my dude. 357 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,260 Here you go. You're... 358 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,681 [Buddy] Buddy the Skater Kid. Huh. 359 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,974 But, Barky, isn't the point of the game 360 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,643 you get to play as someone you're not? 361 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,187 Well, yeah, normally with monsters, 362 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,356 but you're already human. 363 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,609 You players will set out to explore your local mall 364 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,778 and search for the deal of a lifetime. 365 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:07,031 Now, as your game master, I can use my boogeyman powers 366 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,949 to create a dreamscape just for our game. 367 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,785 I just need everyone's permission. 368 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,162 Just 'cause this is a human game doesn't mean 369 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,331 we're not gonna play the monster way. 370 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,042 -All right, dude. Let's do it. -Yes! 371 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,420 - Sí! -Make me dreamy, Twyla! 372 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,920 Nighty-night. 373 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,715 [mystical music playing] 374 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,299 [snoring] 375 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,760 [mutters] 376 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,306 [soft pop music playing] 377 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,518 Whoa! Isn't it cool? 378 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,897 Uh, it's not exactly-- 379 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,440 [screams] 380 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,733 [gasps] 381 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,943 I'm breathing with my human lungs. 382 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,696 And I'm walking on human feet. 383 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,323 [laughs] Oh, it must be so weird 384 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,909 being human all the time, huh? 385 00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,286 I mean, is it weird for you to be a werewolf? 386 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:56,623 Remember, humans, you're looking for the deal of a lifetime-- 387 00:15:56,664 --> 00:16:00,710 a half-off sale for a limited edition celebrity smart coffee juicer. 388 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,336 Game on! 389 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,172 All right, it's time to hustle! 390 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,425 [laughter] 391 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,761 [Barkimedes] Quick, after her! 392 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,596 Wait, Lagoo-- I mean Lydia. 393 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,891 You've got your... curtain call. 394 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,644 [gasps] 395 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,312 [Barkimedes] You two don't even know where you're going. 396 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:22,482 But with my... prescription lenses, 397 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,067 I can see through the whole mall. 398 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,361 Aha! There it is! 399 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,780 Shouldn't we be working together? 400 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,448 Oh, uh, sorry, dude. 401 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,326 The human motto is, "every human for themselves." 402 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,578 Yeah, it's solo or no go. 403 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,164 Uh, Twyla, can I do anything cool like them? 404 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:42,168 -Maybe fly around? -[Twyla] Sorry, Buddy, Skater Kids can't fly. 405 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,503 [sighs] 406 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,880 Try our signature scent. 407 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,507 [coughs] 408 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,008 Bark! Help me! 409 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,469 -[man 1] Whoa, whoa, whoa. -[man 2] My merchandise! 410 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,137 -[woman] I thrive on sales! -I got this. 411 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,848 Get out of the way. 412 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,349 Looks like we're not getting 413 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,725 through all that without a fight. 414 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,393 Or a touchdown! 415 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,979 [whistle blows] 416 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,105 -Touchdown. -[beep] 417 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:07,193 -Touchdown. Touchdown. Touchdown. -[beeping] 418 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,653 [gasps] 419 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,904 -Get that jock. -Stop her! 420 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,447 -No more touchdowns. -Aah! 421 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:15,952 Good thing I've got... star power. 422 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,495 [people screaming] 423 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,999 Oh, I'm gonna play my "Um, actually..." 424 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,125 [clears throat] Um, actually, 425 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,127 the coffee juicer you want, yeah, 426 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,129 it's on the other side of the mall. 427 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,673 -Oh, really? -You heard him! 428 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,467 -[bell dings] -Sorry, the store has closed. 429 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,011 [crowd clamoring] 430 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,055 Uh, how about I touchdown? 431 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:39,308 Ah, you almost had it, dude. 432 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,394 Just remember, you're a Skater Kid. 433 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,354 Your only powers are Skater Kid moves. 434 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,272 You only want me to skate? Fine. 435 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,358 Buddy, wait! 436 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,985 Stop right there, teenager. 437 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,862 No skating in the mall. 438 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,405 What? How? 439 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,114 Th-that-- That's not fair! 440 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,367 This game does take some getting used to. 441 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,037 I told you, we should've started with an easier quest. 442 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,455 Yeah, I thought 'cause you're human, 443 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,624 -you'd be good at this. -That's the problem. 444 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:07,045 All the info you've got on humans is totally bogus. 445 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,589 It's so messed up, I can't even play your game. 446 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,008 B-but you're my human friend. 447 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,134 I just wanted to make sure you had a good time. 448 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,929 Bark, I'm grateful you get 449 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,638 that we come from different backgrounds 450 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,057 and have different experiences, 451 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,893 but all this focus on me being human-- 452 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,144 I'm your friend first, okay? 453 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,022 Just 'cause I'm human doesn't mean 454 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,648 you have to treat me any differently. 455 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,026 Aw, dude, I'm so sorry. 456 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,403 You are my friend-- my best friend! 457 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,073 Aw, dude, you're my best friend. 458 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,785 As your friend, I'm looking to you to lead this quest. 459 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,955 [intriguing music playing] 460 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:45,583 [woman] Welcome to the food court of law. 461 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,294 The only way we're getting past that guard... 462 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,004 [whispers] Is with a distraction. 463 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,966 Let me. I was born for this role. 464 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,175 Mr. Security, Mr. Security! 465 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,928 You have to help me. 466 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,472 I just saw someone shoplifting. 467 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,433 Not in my mall. Where did this happen? 468 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,227 Uh, at the used sock store. 469 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:08,188 The used sock store is that way. 470 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,108 [Manny] It is? I--I meant 471 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,234 the ear wax candles and cheese grater store. 472 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,279 I could have you banned for lying to me, 473 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,281 young human boy. 474 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,284 Hey, you can't make wild accusations like that. 475 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:24,580 I'd like to... speak to your manager. 476 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:28,126 Foolish child. I am the manager! 477 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,168 And now I'm going to send you all 478 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,964 to the parking garage forever! 479 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,799 [yelps] 480 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,134 -Hey! -[growls] 481 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,137 Have you tried our signature scent? 482 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,680 Agh! 483 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,140 [coughs] 484 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,516 Ugh! 485 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,019 No skating in the mall! 486 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,394 Whoa-- Oh! 487 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:51,649 Oh, no. I'd better try my nerd alert. 488 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,609 [laughing] 489 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:57,155 Hey, there's nothing nerdy about liking books. 490 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,614 -[gasps] -[gasps] 491 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,533 [winces] Whoa! 492 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,242 [grunts] 493 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,870 I know what must be done. 494 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:07,289 Bring on the bad referee call. 495 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,749 -[whistle blows] -Agh! 496 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,376 [yelps, exclaiming] 497 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,836 -[grunts] -Oof! 498 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,379 Lydia! 499 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,840 There's only one thing a Theater Kid can do now-- 500 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,216 randomly break into song. 501 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,553 ♪ Go on, flaunt your skele-- ♪ 502 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,595 [grunts] 503 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,139 [growls] 504 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:24,891 We gotta hit him all at once! 505 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,600 [upbeat music playing] 506 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,019 Have you ever heard 507 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,980 of the inspirational underdog comeback? 508 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,940 -[buzzer blares] -No sports in the-- 509 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:36,986 That move was so good, it deserves an encore. 510 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,988 Ah! That does it. 511 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,240 No more nice human. 512 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:45,369 You can't get through my password protected firewall. 513 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,871 Heads up, Bark! 514 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,581 Got ya. 515 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,501 It's time you get a taste of my... 516 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,253 -Whoa. -Wonderful. 517 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,296 - Fantástico! -[Barkimedes] Trickster twister! 518 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,673 [groans] 519 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,595 You claimed the limited edition celebrity smart coffee juicer. 520 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,805 Bonus points for defeating the security guard. 521 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,850 Congratulations on a successful quest in Humans in High School. 522 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,102 [all cheer] 523 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,354 [snoring] 524 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,900 Dude, that was the coolest thing I've ever seen! 525 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,317 [laughter] 526 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,695 [Barkimedes] Hey, I'm sorry for how I treated you. 527 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,031 I was focused on what I thought humans were like 528 00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,991 versus what I knew for sure about you. 529 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,869 Thanks, man. I still had a lot of fun. 530 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,789 [gasps] Maybe next time you can come over to my place. 531 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,166 We can play more Humans in High School. 532 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,751 -Really? -Yep. 533 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,795 And I'm playing as a Class President. 534 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,755 Oh, oh, oh! Maybe an Anime Fan! 535 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,257 [gasps] No! A Mean Girl! 536 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,968 [laughs] You can be anything you want, 537 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,928 as long as we're still besties? 538 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:49,100 [both grunting] 539 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,106 [Barkimedes] Around the world! 540 00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:00,987 [both] Best friends forever secret handshake hug! 541 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,572 [spooky music playing] ever secret handshake hug!