♪ Monster, Monster High ♪
♪ We might give you a fright ♪
♪ Unique as can be ♪
♪ And friends forever, literally ♪
♪ We might walk, might swim, might fly ♪
♪ Either way we gonna run the night ♪
♪ We're Monster, Monster High ♪
♪ Monster, Monster High ♪
♪ We might give you a fright ♪
♪ Monster, Monster High ♪
♪ Friendship never dies ♪
♪ We're Monster High ♪
♪ Monster High-igh-igh-igh ♪
[whispered] We're Monster High.
[eerie music playing]
Hello, beautiful fellow students!
[clears throat] Greet our community, Cleo.
Hi. [sighs]
Ah! Sunshine!
Oh, sorry for my sunny disposition, Draculaura.
See, Cleo and I are taking the toy drive toys to the Babysitters' Crypt.
Yeah. Clawdeen just had to give Nefera the idea to do a toy drive.
And we're volunteering to watch the cuties too.
It's the perfect way for me to teach my best lil' sis Cleo
how to serve her community.
Have fun. And be careful.
Clawd takes the rules of the Babysitters' Crypt
very seriously.
Looking lively, Deadward.
[gasps] Love the eye makeup, Iris.
How's it jiggling, Goobert?
Thank you for watching him, Clawd.
No problemo.
Feeding time, buddy.
[chuckles] All right, say--
ah!
Ha!
Knock, knock!
Hello, beautiful Babysitters' Crypt!
We're here for our... babysitting shift?
Uh, where is everybody?
-[whimpers] -[gasps]
Ow. [grunts]
Oh, no, Clawd!
No worries. Whoa.
You two brought the toys from the toy drive.
Clawsome!
I brought. Nefera supervised.
Now, now, Cleo, no one likes a sour sarcophagus.
We even donated some from our royal toy box.
Whoa. Scarbie, Fisher-Bites, Poly Putrid--
[gasps] Human High Dolls.
This is the first wave G1 with golden elastics!
It even still has hands!
Hey! That was mine.
And you donated it. How generous.
So, Clawd, if you'd be so kind as to introduce us
to the ways of this volunteer organization.
Sure. This is the Babysitters' Crypt,
where we provide child night-care services
for the teachers, faculty, and local monster community.
We watch all kinds of monsters,
like the kraken here.
Okay, sweet sister,
time for your first lesson in babysitting.
Hello, wittle creepy cutie.
-Wittle creepy cutie. -[growls]
Uh, Nefera, I don't think he likes baby talk.
Cweo, everybody woves--
[gasps] Oh!
[chuckles nervously]
We were playing a game. Fun.
The rest of the kids we're watching tonight
should be here any minute.
On behalf of the organization,
I want to thank you for helping out.
But I gotta say, I've put a lot
of fur, sweat, and tears into this place.
And I only have two rules.
One, don't lose a kid.
And two, don't leave a mess.
Easy queasy.
-Clawsome. This is gonna be great. -[door opens]
Yo, yo, yo! Is this where I drop off the pups?
You've come to the right place, Romulus. And who do we have here?
My brothers, Fuzz, Yap, and Fur-edrick.
I need you to watch these mutts while me and the 'rents
go see some Broadslay musical.
Fun! You know, I was in
a production of The Merchant of Vicious.
The reviews said I--
Cool story.
I gotta go. Thanks again.
And F-Y-eyeball, they are not crate-trained.
Uh, werepups can be a bit of a pawful.
Maybe I should take them, and you two look after the kraken.
I'm all for Clawd's plan.
No, no, no, Cleo. Clawd, you worry too much.
You're going to get gray fur.
[kraken cries]
Oh, I need to go put the kraken down
for his nap in the nursery.
Yeah! Clawd, you handle the cutie calamari,
and I'll teach Cleo the innies and outties
-of babysitting with the pups. -Okay, but remember,
no losing kids and no leaving messes.
-Follow my lead, Cleo. -Why do you get to be in charge?
Because I was born to lead, silly sister.
-[giggles] -What are you doing?
Thwowing.
Okay, but how about no--
Mummy in the middle!
-What? No. Stop. -[werepups giggling]
[Nefera] Excuse you. No, no, no, no, no.
-Stop, stop. -Ugh.
And I win.
Ugh. I've got this.
Attention, attention, werepups.
I'll be performing a monologue from A Midsummer's Nightmare.
-Be kind and courteous to this gentlemonster-- -Tag!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, pups! What are you doing?
[mischievous music playing]
No, stop!
Calm down. No, no, no!
-Whoa! -Stop.
-[giggling] -Ugh.
Stop! Okay--whoa.
This isn't very-- Whoa!
I order you to cease this instant!
[werepups giggling]
I'm gonna play the best game ever--
by myself.
No one else can play it.
-Ooh, ooh, I wanna play! -Let me!
Pwease?
Mm, okay, I guess.
It's called the quiet game.
And the first one to speak loses.
Ready? And... go!
-So next I'll teach you-- -You talked! You lose!
Aw, I lose too.
-I want to lose. -Cleo wins!
Cleo did not beat me.
I wasn't even playing because it's, um, toy time.
Check out all the new toys.
-I wanna break 'em! -Yeah!
Toys!
Wait, I recognize that pout,
but I'm used to seeing it on me.
[gasps] Oh, my Ra.
You're jealous of me.
I'm not jealous.
I am just as good of a babysitter as you.
Isn't that right, Fur-edrick, Yap, and Fuzz?
-Uh-uh. -No.
Wait a minute, where's Fuzz?
[eerie music playing]
Huh. Nefera, when you were donating my toys,
did you grab the haunted jack-in-the-box
from my "creepy and cursed, do not touch" collection?
You know, the jack-in-the-box that sucks monsters
into the terrifying and tricky jack-in-the-box dimension?
Maybe. But why do you play with haunted toys?
I do not play with them. I collect them.
So that's why it was in the locked cabinet.
Well, the kraken is napping. How's--
Clawd, can you watch these two while Cleo and I go
into the super haunted jack-in-the-box dimension?
What? Oof!
Werewolf wrassle!
You're it! [giggles]
We have to go after Fuzz.
[eerie music plays]
[both sigh]
[sinister laughter]
[both scream]
[both scream, grunt]
[eerie music plays]
Well, this is unnerving. I'm guessing that's the exit.
Great. All we have to do is find Fuzz and get out of here.
Now, where is--
Fuzz!
[Cleo] Aw, he's napping.
-I'll grab him so we can go. -Nefera, wait.
-[sinister laughter] -[screams]
Nefera, are you--
[screams]
Whoa-- [screams]
Agh!
[sinister laughter]
[both scream]
All right, the only way to get Fuzz
is through these jumping jacks.
Follow my lead!
[screaming]
Oof!
Oh, wise teacher,
this has been a great learning experience.
Now get up and let's try something
that actually works.
Um, Nefera?
You're getting your dress dirty.
Wh-what's wrong?
I don't know what to do.
You're better than me
at all this babysitting stuff.
True, and thank you.
But why does that have your wraps in a knot?
Because teaching you is my duty.
And if I'm not doing that, what am I supposed to be doing?
Instead of teacher and student,
we could be sisters and friends.
It's different, but I think I'd like that, Cleo.
Maybe I'm not a great babysitter
because we never had a babysitter.
Yeah, when Mummy and Baba needed a break,
they just had us watch...
[both] Captain Sphinx!
Remember the episode where Captain Sphinx
got sucked into a jack-in-the-box?
Yes! She got past those jacks...
By using her mummy curse powers!
You start. I'll follow your lead.
We call upon the shifting sand...
[both] The ebb and tide of the Nile.
Back to your boxes, jacks!
[both grunt]
[dramatic music playing]
-Yes! -Got 'em!
[both yelp]
Okay, guess we should work on
our curse-induced flying stamina.
Run!
Come on, we have to get to the door.
-[gasps] -[yelps]
[sinister laughter]
They think we can't find our way out
of this terrifying darkness.
But they don't know my sister.
Nefera, show those clowns your inner glow.
Sunny disposition!
[eerie music plays]
I do not like the sound of that.
Then let's get cranking.
[both yelp]
[yawns] Funny dream.
-Go join your brothers, Fuzz. -[giggling]
Glad to see you two made it back
and didn't lose a kid-- for too long.
And it's all thanks to the best teacher I could ever ask for,
television!
-Oh. Yes. -[door opens]
[vocalizing]
-Uh... -So you enjoyed the musical.
No. [clears throat]
[chuckles] Bros, let's go.
-Romulus! -We missed you!
We had so much fun with Cleo and Nefera.
Well, looks like you did okay with the little terrors.
-Thanks. -Well, Cleo did most of the work.
I learned a lot from her tonight.
-And I think I'll-- -Yeah, cool story.
Wolf bros out! [barks]
[vocalizing]
-Mission accomplished, sis. -Thanks, Nefera.
Now it's my turn to teach you both a lesson.
You make a mess, you clean it up.
Aw, a Gabby Goblin doll!
I always wanted one of these.
It talks when you pull the string and--
No!
[eerie music playing]
[intriguing music playing]
Are you feeling okay, Barkimedes?
Yeah. I'm just so stoked!
I'm, like, freaking out. [laughs]
Do you need a fidget toy? They help me feel more calm.
Ooh, you got any chew toys
-or, like, something-- -[gate opens]
[gasps] He's here.
He's here!
Dude!
-Dude! -Dude!
Dude!
[both grunting]
[laughter]
[Barkimedes] One more.
-And around the world. -[Buddy whoops]
-[Bloodgood clears throat] -Headmistress Bloodgood,
this is my human friend, Buddy.
My sincerest thanks for letting me visit Monster High, uh, ma'am.
Well, given Clawdeen's discovery
about humans also being monsters,
it only seemed appropriate.
You mean I'm a monster too?
-For real? -For real.
I wish I could show you around,
but I'm slammed with Were-Ruler stuff.
Worry not, Clawdeen.
Buddy is in good claws with me.
I've been planning the ultimate human party!
Come on, Twyla. Oh, yeah. Twyla, this is Buddy.
He's a human.
[laughter]
-[both] Surprise! -[screams]
-Yii! -[growls]
Nothing to fear here, fam.
This is just Buddy. Remember?
Oh, sorry. I'm Manny, and this is--
Lagoona. Happy human party!
See? We've got everything human
for my human friend.
Here's party hats and party favors
and party snacks!
[Manny] It's flakes cereal and fruit punch,
a human delicacy.
Do you like it?
Uh, yeah,
but where'd you get the idea for all this stuff?
Yii! We're Stephen Sting stans.
We've read all his Normie Human series.
Did you know he disguised himself
and lived among humans for two whole weeks?
Well, I don't know who he was hanging out with,
but he kind of missed the mark on some stuff.
Forget about Stephen Sting.
Tonight's all about my human friend.
Let's get this human party popping!
Human dancing!
[bouncy music playing]
Wahoo! [laughs]
[giggles]
[laughing]
Uh-huh.
Human games!
-[gasps] -Ooh, Barkimedes,
you have to drink all the Fangta.
That is not how you play spin the bottle.
Human stories.
And just when Mary thought she was safe,
she had to pay her taxes!
[all scream]
And now the best part of human party,
we're gonna play Humans in High School.
Um, but I'm already in high school.
Humans in High School is a tabletop roleplaying game.
Each player gets to play as a type of human
with their own set of skills and powers.
I'm Andrew the Theater Kid.
My favorite power is the encore.
I'm Lydia the Jock.
Let's go, team!
And I'm Archie the Nerd.
I "Um, actually..." at a college level.
Rad. Let me make up a character.
I got you covered, my dude.
Here you go. You're...
[Buddy] Buddy the Skater Kid. Huh.
But, Barky, isn't the point of the game
you get to play as someone you're not?
Well, yeah, normally with monsters,
but you're already human.
You players will set out to explore your local mall
and search for the deal of a lifetime.
Now, as your game master, I can use my boogeyman powers
to create a dreamscape just for our game.
I just need everyone's permission.
Just 'cause this is a human game doesn't mean
we're not gonna play the monster way.
-All right, dude. Let's do it. -Yes!
- Sí! -Make me dreamy, Twyla!
Nighty-night.
[mystical music playing]
[snoring]
[mutters]
[soft pop music playing]
Whoa! Isn't it cool?
Uh, it's not exactly--
[screams]
[gasps]
I'm breathing with my human lungs.
And I'm walking on human feet.
[laughs] Oh, it must be so weird
being human all the time, huh?
I mean, is it weird for you to be a werewolf?
Remember, humans, you're looking for the deal of a lifetime--
a half-off sale for a limited edition celebrity smart coffee juicer.
Game on!
All right, it's time to hustle!
[laughter]
[Barkimedes] Quick, after her!
Wait, Lagoo-- I mean Lydia.
You've got your... curtain call.
[gasps]
[Barkimedes] You two don't even know where you're going.
But with my... prescription lenses,
I can see through the whole mall.
Aha! There it is!
Shouldn't we be working together?
Oh, uh, sorry, dude.
The human motto is, "every human for themselves."
Yeah, it's solo or no go.
Uh, Twyla, can I do anything cool like them?
-Maybe fly around? -[Twyla] Sorry, Buddy, Skater Kids can't fly.
[sighs]
Try our signature scent.
[coughs]
Bark! Help me!
-[man 1] Whoa, whoa, whoa. -[man 2] My merchandise!
-[woman] I thrive on sales! -I got this.
Get out of the way.
Looks like we're not getting
through all that without a fight.
Or a touchdown!
[whistle blows]
-Touchdown. -[beep]
-Touchdown. Touchdown. Touchdown. -[beeping]
[gasps]
-Get that jock. -Stop her!
-No more touchdowns. -Aah!
Good thing I've got... star power.
[people screaming]
Oh, I'm gonna play my "Um, actually..."
[clears throat] Um, actually,
the coffee juicer you want, yeah,
it's on the other side of the mall.
-Oh, really? -You heard him!
-[bell dings] -Sorry, the store has closed.
[crowd clamoring]
Uh, how about I touchdown?
Ah, you almost had it, dude.
Just remember, you're a Skater Kid.
Your only powers are Skater Kid moves.
You only want me to skate? Fine.
Buddy, wait!
Stop right there, teenager.
No skating in the mall.
What? How?
Th-that-- That's not fair!
This game does take some getting used to.
I told you, we should've started with an easier quest.
Yeah, I thought 'cause you're human,
-you'd be good at this. -That's the problem.
All the info you've got on humans is totally bogus.
It's so messed up, I can't even play your game.
B-but you're my human friend.
I just wanted to make sure you had a good time.
Bark, I'm grateful you get
that we come from different backgrounds
and have different experiences,
but all this focus on me being human--
I'm your friend first, okay?
Just 'cause I'm human doesn't mean
you have to treat me any differently.
Aw, dude, I'm so sorry.
You are my friend-- my best friend!
Aw, dude, you're my best friend.
As your friend, I'm looking to you to lead this quest.
[intriguing music playing]
[woman] Welcome to the food court of law.
The only way we're getting past that guard...
[whispers] Is with a distraction.
Let me. I was born for this role.
Mr. Security, Mr. Security!
You have to help me.
I just saw someone shoplifting.
Not in my mall. Where did this happen?
Uh, at the used sock store.
The used sock store is that way.
[Manny] It is? I--I meant
the ear wax candles and cheese grater store.
I could have you banned for lying to me,
young human boy.
Hey, you can't make wild accusations like that.
I'd like to... speak to your manager.
Foolish child. I am the manager!
And now I'm going to send you all
to the parking garage forever!
[yelps]
-Hey! -[growls]
Have you tried our signature scent?
Agh!
[coughs]
Ugh!
No skating in the mall!
Whoa-- Oh!
Oh, no. I'd better try my nerd alert.
[laughing]
Hey, there's nothing nerdy about liking books.
-[gasps] -[gasps]
[winces] Whoa!
[grunts]
I know what must be done.
Bring on the bad referee call.
-[whistle blows] -Agh!
[yelps, exclaiming]
-[grunts] -Oof!
Lydia!
There's only one thing a Theater Kid can do now--
randomly break into song.
♪ Go on, flaunt your skele-- ♪
[grunts]
[growls]
We gotta hit him all at once!
[upbeat music playing]
Have you ever heard
of the inspirational underdog comeback?
-[buzzer blares] -No sports in the--
That move was so good, it deserves an encore.
Ah! That does it.
No more nice human.
You can't get through my password protected firewall.
Heads up, Bark!
Got ya.
It's time you get a taste of my...
-Whoa. -Wonderful.
- Fantástico! -[Barkimedes] Trickster twister!
[groans]
You claimed the limited edition celebrity smart coffee juicer.
Bonus points for defeating the security guard.
Congratulations on a successful quest in Humans in High School.
[all cheer]
[snoring]
Dude, that was the coolest thing I've ever seen!
[laughter]
[Barkimedes] Hey, I'm sorry for how I treated you.
I was focused on what I thought humans were like
versus what I knew for sure about you.
Thanks, man. I still had a lot of fun.
[gasps] Maybe next time you can come over to my place.
We can play more Humans in High School.
-Really? -Yep.
And I'm playing as a Class President.
Oh, oh, oh! Maybe an Anime Fan!
[gasps] No! A Mean Girl!
[laughs] You can be anything you want,
as long as we're still besties?
[both grunting]
[Barkimedes] Around the world!
[both] Best friends forever secret handshake hug!
[spooky music playing] ever secret handshake hug!