I'm Yun Shu.
Twenty-two years old.
This guy next to me is my husband.
He was my mentor.
He flunked my graduation paper
and took my apartment.
We became lovers three days after we met.
And a month after that,
which is now,
we had our wedding.
This wedding
is just an act.
You probably think this is a scam,
but things between us are far more complicated
than that.
Crayfish shell.
Is it residual waste or household food waste?
You would argue
over waste sorting.
Waste is not the point.
Your problem is that you are not suitable for each other.
Who would have a relationship with someone
so different?
You've been single forever, and now you are comforting me?
- This one is free.
- Thank you.
Wow.
Did I jinx it?
This is perfect!
Be careful.
You're holding a cup of coffee.
Thank you.
It has been five minutes and twenty-three seconds
since you started ordering.
I'd like to ask
if you are finished.
Is it possible for me
to order now?
I'm done.
Please.
Thank you.
Hello.
Please make me a latte
following the details I wrote here.
Thank you.
Sir,
don't you think it's a little too detailed?
If this is too much trouble for you,
I can do it myself.
The temperature has to be maintained at exactly ninety degrees.
It will bring the coffee's aroma
forward without creating too much tannin
and making it bitter.
Steam pressure needs to be controlled at three bars
so the cream can be dense but soft.
When blending the coffee,
tilt the coffee cup to thirty-five degrees.
The instantaneous flow speed of milk
is 2.5 square centimeters per second.
The rotation should be clockwise spiral
to make the perfect pine leaf shape.
Is it whole milk?
Yes.
Do you need skimmed milk?
I asked for lactose-free milk.
I am lactose intolerant.
Sorry.
I can't drink this coffee.
All right.
This one is on me.
I'll make you another one.
That's okay.
I like to do it myself.
Hey.
Give it to me.
Mister,
I'll pay for this coffee.
Is that fine with you?
That's okay.
I can pay for it myself.
It's just a cup of coffee.
You are already drinking a latte;
why bother paying attention to the milk?
Black coffee is the essence. Stiff!
"Stiff"?
Hello, Class.
My name is Zhang Sinian.
Starting today,
you will be having
Statistics courses in Mathematical Statistics
and Complex Analysis with me.
I hope
you arrive on time a
nd do not leave early
for my class.
Anyone who needs sick leave
has to present formal credentials
from a Grade-A tertiary hospital.
If any one of you would like to know
my research field better,
you could check all kinds of online encyclopedias
after the class.
I won't elaborate on that
since our time for the class is limited.
Today, we will learn
the features of Complex Analysis.
Mr. Zhang.
- He's like a god.
- Really?
He won a gold medal in the International Mathematical Olympiad
At fourteen
He got into a university with a recommendation quota at sixteen
and went to MIT in the United States at eighteen.
He managed to get his doctorate
in four years and three months.
At the age of twenty-eight,
he is already an associate professor.
If he's so good,
why didn't he stay overseas
instead of being a teacher at this school?
Do you think
he's giving back to his alma mater after succeeding?
That makes sense.
Complex Analysis can be traced back to the eighteenth century.
It was founded
by mathematicians Euler and D'Alembert.
I just wrote down the features of Complex Analysis
on the blackboard.
They can be summarized into three types.
Yun Shu,
is the new teacher in your department
really handsome?
Get me a close-up photo
and let me check it out.
The reason why I introduced Complex Analysis
in our first class
is to make my requests clear
to everyone.
Accurate and precise. No deviations are allowed.
This is the necessary faith
for mathematicians.
Miss, what are you doing?
There are two buttons on my jacket,
and you drew three.
My watch is on my left hand,
and it's on my right hand in your drawing.
Most importantly,
the material and style of my glasses
are completely wrong in your drawing.
In my class,
you must be precise,
even if you are doodling or tuning out.
Not like this,
making mistakes all over the paper.
Mr. Zhang is a god!
He's all over the WeChat Moments.
Have you ever seen someone so strange?
He wasn't angry,
and he said that I should do better at drawing.
Yun Shu.
When do you have his class again?
Take me with you.
I'd love to learn more.
"Learn more"?
Gao Zhiyi,
enough is enough.
What?
Listen.
You can be obsessed with anyone
except him.
Do you know
how hard he embarrassed me
in front of the freshmen?
Fine. I won't go check him out.
But he's a teacher in your department.
I'm afraid that
your bad days start now.
How could I have any bad days?
I'm doing my oral defense in one week.
After that,
I will get a stable job
and get myself a warm and cozy place.
I will put drawing boards all across my walls.
And I will have some fun at home.
I will do whatever I want.
Just keep dreaming.
You'd better focus on job searching.
Right, Zhiyi.
I have a job interview tomorrow.
Can you lend me two outfits?
I knew it.
You never leave without getting anything.
All right. Let me help you pick something out.
Next one. Yun Shu.
Ms. Yun,
I've read your resume.
Can you tell me
what specialty you have other
than your major?
Does drawing comics count?
I mean, did you get any rewards
when you were at the university
or have you done an internship
in one of the top 500 companies?
Do you have a reference from some important people,
or do you know a second language?
This is already the seventh company
I've tried.
Why is it so hard to get a job nowadays?
The interns
are all so clumsy now.
I'm utterly speechless.
You can't get rid of a stain like that.
What do I do?
I have a
very important business meeting later.
I can't just show up like this.
I have a solution.
Would you like to try it?
What is it?
I'm done. Take a look.
Is that me in your picture?
I have to say
that it is fashionable.
You are quite resourceful.
Not only did you help me with my problem,
but you also made this piece more fashionable.
Thank you.
You are welcome.
That's nothing.
What's your name?
I'm Yun Shu.
Hey, there. Just a second.
- You are Yun Shu, right?
- Yes.
We have decided to hire you.
But didn't you
just tell me that I'm out?
Our director named you.
Director?
You did the painting on her shirt, right?
Yes.
Our director said that someone
with a sharp mind and a warm heart like you
would be exactly what we need.
You brought your ID and everything, right?
ID.
Yes.
Come on, let's get your entry formalities done.
Hello, Sister.
What are you doing?
It's early morning in China right now.
I'm at my dormitory, sleeping.
I forgot.
Oh, right.
You need to do something.
You know we used mom and dad's money
on a fund, right?
I think it's almost due.
Go get it out from the bank tomorrow
and pick another financing product.
Sister,
I don't know anything about that.
I can't do it.
It's not complicated.
Go to the bank tomorrow,
and there will be professionals there.
Just pick one with higher interest
than this one.
Sis, stop joking.
I really don't know how to do that.
And I don't know anything about financial products.
If you won't do it, who will?
Me?
I have no time.
Besides, you've been studying statistics for four years now.
Can't you handle a financial product?
How are you supposed to do anything else?
Sis, I know. I know.
I will get it done tomorrow.
Does anyone know financial products?
Hey. Please excuse me.
How do I purchase
financial products like P2I?
Well,
let me give you a brief introduction.
- You will understand afterward.
- That's great.
Thank you.
P2P (peer-to-peer)
is a type of ITFIN.
P2B (peer-to-business) is included.
My name is Zhang Sinian.
And P2I
is a financial product
that we just developed.
This is my ID.
I think you could consider purchasing
a financial package
that includes
foreign exchanges, gold, ITFIN,
P2I, etc.
My advice to you
is Plan T here.
It's safer compared with other plans.
Most importantly,
it has triple risk control measures.
And that's about it.
Which one would you like to choose?
I'm sorry.
I didn't hear it clearly.
- Can you repeat that?
- Sure. No problem.
Miss.
Mr. Zhang.
Here are the features of the three packages
I've concluded for you.
My suggestion is
that with your understanding of finance,
you should choose real estate over financial products.
So which package would you like?
None.
Thank you.
Is that okay?
Okay. See you.
- Cousin.
What would you like today?
My treat.
Cousin, come on.
I needed to talk to you about something.
Then let's get down to business.
You are still a real estate agent, right?
I'm
a property consultant now.
That's
why you are doing the right thing by consulting me
about buying an apartment.
It's such a coincidence.
I have an apartment that suits you.
Look.
A high-end neighborhood.
Completed garden and setting.
A convenient location.
24/7 property service.
This is the floor plan.
Two bedrooms, one living room, and a terrace.
Oh
The lighting and ventilation are excellent.
Most importantly, the former owner is immigrating, so it's a bargain.
Twenty percent off the market price.
And there is still room for negotiation.
So how much for the apartment?
Merely 6,500,000.
That's too expensive.
Who would buy an apartment with full payment?
You could get a loan.
- You are about to graduate, right?
- Yes.
You are a student from a prestigious university.
You would have no problem finding a job, right?
And we don't have to question your sister at all.
She's an international lawyer.
You could just waltz into the bank
and get a loan that covers 50% to 60% of the total price.
You know
that this is the accident fund
of my dad.
I can't let anything happen to it.
So...
Sister, think about it.
What did your dad think when he left you that money?
He must have wanted
you two to have a home.
Don't you remember
how you got by when you were young?
You owed us three months of rent,
and I didn't chase you out...
sorry
I can't believe you were doodling on my walls.
Do you think this is really your home?
- Just cut the crap.
- I'm sorry.
By 7 p.m. today,
if you don't have the money ready...
- We will have the money.
- Then just move out!
Take care.
Dad, I will never draw on the walls again.
I'm sorry.
It's okay, Yun Shu.
You did nothing wrong.
Trust me.
One day,
we will
have a big apartment
with wooden floors and floor-to-ceiling windows.
Every afternoon,
we will be drawing together.
Yes.
Shu,
think about it.
Investing in real estate is the safest investment.
With this apartment,
you and your sister would have something to lean on.
Spending money like that is not against your father's will.
Yun Shu.
- Zhiyi.
- Yun Shu.
I want to share some good news with you.
What good news?
I received the first-prize scholarship.
Wow, that's amazing, Zhiyi.
First prize scholarship!
Zhiyi, you are the winner in life now.
Bling, bling...
I'm also a winner in life.
Look! I'm an official employee now.
Wow. Lin Nuo. It has been five years.
This is finally happening.
Congratulations.
I have some good news to share.
I got a job.
Of course, that's not the most important thing right now.
I bought an apartment.
What? Did you buy an apartment?
When did that happen?
This is surprising.
It's the result of a series of coincidences.
My cousin
is holding on to a really good apartment.
Low price, convenient location,
and they accept mortgages.
You know my parents
left me some money.
It can cover the down payment.
Wow
Let me show you.
Oh, my god! Located downtown, it is over 100 square meters.
My god, Yun Shu.
You are the true winner of life.
Let me hug you!
Come on!
I want to hug you, too.
What are you doing? Keep your distance.
Do not touch me.
Now you are asking me to keep a distance?
Your hands were all over me.
You must be hanging on to me.
What?
I was
trying to beat you up.
Can't you see that?
All right. Stop.
Can you stop fighting?
You could
always choose to get back together.
Stop harming people out there.
Like hell!
I dated him
because I was blind!
Hey
I wonder
who used to make me a subject for studies.
The information of eight generations of my family
is on the CNKI because of you.
Stop.
Today is about me.
Come on, let's go celebrate.
All right. My treat tonight.
That's not okay.
You can't go today.
You are doing your oral defense tomorrow.
Come on. I finished my paper long ago.
The oral defense is just a formality.
I will dedicate my songs to you two tonight.
We are not stopping until I fall.
You can't stay up late.
You might be late tomorrow.
It's okay.
I will set twenty alarms.
How could I not wake up?
So...
Let's go.
Come on.
Hello, this is Zhang Sinian.
I've contacted this hospital before.
About the lymphoma I mentioned before,
is there any new cure?
It's promising.
All right. Thank you.
Oh, no.
I have to hold on.
My oral defense is today. This is it.
But I still have time.
Just let me sleep for a little longer.
Hello, Huo Qi.
Yun Shu, where are you?
Get over here.
You will never have a shot at the apartment after today.
A lot of people are checking out the apartment lately.
- The apartment?
- Yes.
- Yun Shu, listen.
- Are we signing the contract today?
I've been asking the owner
to keep this apartment for you.
But my oral defense is today.
Either you sign the contract today and make the payment,
or you can watch someone else get it.
All right. Hold on. I'm coming over there now.
Sorry, I'm late.
It's okay. I know you need to do an oral defense.
- Come on, let's begin.
- Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is my defense.
All right. Your oral defense
is a pass. Congratulations.
Thank you.
Next.
The next one to do the oral defense is Yun Shu.
Director, sorry.
I need to get this.
Okay.
Is Yun Shu here?
If not, we are going to call the next one.
Sorry.
How long do you think I have?
Oh. Sorry.
Hello? Please continue.
- Yun Shu.
- Mister.
- You are Yun Shu, right?
- Yes.
Get started now.
I know.
I'm sorry, Ladies and Gentlemen.
The traffic was not so good today.
Sorry, Director.
The title of my paper is
"Analysis of Reconstruction
of Statistics in the Age of Big Data."
Young Lady, I have to stop you now.
Mr. Zhang.
Your oral defense qualification was canceled.
Why?
Because you were late.
But I was just late by five minutes.
According to the regulation,
being late for less than 5 minutes is allowed.
You were late for 5 minutes and 57 seconds.
Fifty-seven seconds?
Were you counting the seconds?
Is 5 minutes and 57 seconds longer than 5 minutes?
Yes.
So according to the school's regulations,
you were late more than five minutes.
Thus, your qualification for participating in the oral defense is canceled.
Mr. Zhang!
I ran all the way here.
I tried my best.
Can you
cut me some slack this once,
considering I've spent four years
trying to finish university?
I didn't mean to be late.
- Are you
a student in statistics major?
- Yes.
What's the definition of statistics?
The definition of statistics
is a comprehensive science
that can predict the essence of your subject,
maybe even predict the future by means of precise analysis or organizing.
You are right.
For the precise analysis or organizing part,
the school regulated that
you can't be late for more than five minutes.
And based on that,
you were late
by 19% more than the regulated time.
As a student studying statistics,
please answer me.
Is an error rate as high as 19% acceptable
in statistics?
Yun Shu, your oral defense is over.
Ms. Shen, call the next one, please.
Next one.
You are definitely the meanest teacher
in the world.
Wait a second.
"The meanest teacher in the world"?
Before you come to that conclusion,
you would have to meet
every teacher in the world
First before you call me the meanest teacher
in the world.
So I'd like to ask you,
have you met every teacher in the world?
I hope that next time
when you bring up a similar point,
please get enough samples
before you make the conclusion.
You can go now.
Next one!
One minute! One minute!
Just one minute,
and he's refusing me my diploma!
How horrible is he!
Mr. Zhang is so unbelievable.
Yun Shu, don't worry.
Come on, let's go reason with him.
Oh, give me a break.
Just stay here. Don't make things worse.
Yun Shu, how about this?
I can go complain to the school about him.
That won't do anything. He shut me up with regulations.
I was late.
But just by one minute.
That's okay.
You've got a job anyway.
You can get the diploma next year.
Job?
Yes, your job.
My job? What's wrong with that?
If you don't have your diploma,
can you keep the job?
Right. I forgot about that.
There's no way
you can keep the job.
How could you possibly not have your diploma?
I'm so sorry.
Can you cut me some slack?
I will get it next year.
It's not about if I can cut you any slack.
This is an HR regulation.
Everyone must follow that, no exception.
So could Director Liu help with this?
It doesn't matter who you talk to.
This kind of behavior
would not be approved by the legal department.
- Go!- Go! Go!
I lost my diploma first,
and now my job.
Whose luck would drop
like an object in free fall like this?
Why are you yelling?
Can you be sensitive a little?
Never mind.
It's okay, Yun Shu.
Don't forget about your apartment.
You could recharge your batteries
in that apartment for a year.
When you pass the oral defense next year,
you would get back out there and build a great career.
Yes!
By then, all the companies
will be fighting over you.
And all the guys will fall for you.
Right. I still have the apartment.
My treasure.
I'm going to check out the apartment tomorrow.
Would you like to come with me?
My mentor wants to talk to me tomorrow.
I'll go celebrate with you after I finish things at school.
I'll go with Zhiyi.
- All right.
- Okay.
Come on, let's drink this lucky water up
and tomorrow will be better.
- Lucky!
- Go!
I kept calling him, and he won't pick up.
What am I supposed to do?
That's right.
He didn't answer your phone calls.
I would have let you in if he did.
This neighborhood is perfect.
Yun Shu,
you can roam the world however you like now.
Whatever happens,
you would have a home to get back to.
It looks so nice.
Wow. It comes with furniture.
Huo Qi is so reliable.
Always trust your relatives.
Who would have thought
that my first apartment would be so perfect?
This is my first step
toward the highlight of my life.
The table is not dusty at all.
The floor is so clean that I could sleep on it.
This is my dream home.
It's so nice. Better than I have ever imagined.
Right. I should make a video for my sister
and make her happy.
Bang, bang, bang!
Sister, look!
This is the apartment I bought. How nice is it?
Look at the condition.
Oh, guess what?
We have a huge floor-to-ceiling window.
When we move in,
we could enjoy the sunshine here
every afternoon.
Isn't that nice?
Oh, Sister. Listen.
When you return to this country,
you don't have to live in a hotel anymore.
We have our own place now.
Come on,
I'll show you the other places.
Let me take some photos for you.
What are all these books doing here?
Mr. Zhang.
What are you doing here?
Hey!
What are you doing?
How did you get in here?
This is my place.
"Your place"?
We have the test results now.
I hope you can be prepared.
All the numbers have verified our diagnosis.
It's stage IV lymphoma.
How long?
About a year.
You don't have to be pessimistic about this.
Medicine is quite developed now.
There will be a cure.
I need to confirm this.
That means before I arrived,
the movie I wanted to watch
didn't sell even one ticket,
is that so?
Oh, my god. I told you.
This is the earliest movie,
and you are the first customer.
The last one ended at 1:50.
Sorry.
Can you give me a direct answer?
This is a direct answer.
I'm not trying to beat around the bush.
I don't know if there was anyone inside,
but you are definitely the only one out here.
All right. Then that's it.
I'm going to confirm the purchase now.
Do you want some popcorn?
I haven't picked a seat yet.
My god. There are over ninety seats there,
and you are the only viewer.
You can sit wherever you want.
- Is there any difference?
- Of course.
Nine times ten, that's ninety seats.
If we are speaking from the angle when watching,
the angle between the horizontal sight
and the two sides of the screen shouldn't be larger than thirty-six degrees.
Besides,
if we want to protect our cervical vertebrae,
the angle of the top of the screen to the surface of the extension line
shouldn't be larger than thirty-five degrees.
I would like to ask...
The middle seat on the seventh row. Are you sure you don't want any popcorn?
That's okay. Thank you.
Can I
ask for some tissues?
- There's toilet paper in the restroom.
- I'm not going to the restroom.
Do you want some popcorn?
Hey, Gao Zhiyi.
You and Lin Nuo must be playing me.
We agreed that after the birthday party,
we would stay up all night and watch movies.
Where are the two of you?
I've been sleeping in the cinema for the whole night now.
Theater 6...
I don't really know where I am right now.
What did we drink last night?
I thought those were soft drinks.
I'll go back to the campus and find you now.
Where's my other shoe?
Hello.
Is this your shoe?
Yes. I think that's mine.
Thank you. I'll go get it.
I'll just throw it to you.
Got it.
Thank you. hrow it to you.