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[Matt] Yeah. I'm just getting in now.
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There was a million motherfuckers trying
to get on the lot this morning.
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[Petra] That Netflix Waterloo
miniseries started shooting today.
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Oh, that's right. Don't remind me.
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We're renting out our stages
to those fucking hacks.
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[Petra] Also, Chris Hemsworth is
in town this week
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and wants to get martinis,
but... [sighs] ...you're booked solid.
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Oh, no. Really?
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Okay, look. If any slot opens up,
instantly fill it with Chris Hemsworth.
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I love that dude. Okay?
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[Sal] Yo, where are we at on WINK, man?
Are we closed?
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[agent 1] Almost. Parker just wants to
meet Matt before wrapping this up.
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I told you that's gonna happen.
Matt wants to do it.
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He said to me, actually this morning, he
said, "I can't wait to meet Parker Finn."
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So, tell Parker that so we can close
the deal, sign some papers.
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[agent 1] Also, Parker's still worried
it's too similar to Smile.
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He doesn't want to direct
the exact same movie again.
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[Sal] Yeah, don't even worry about that.
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He's gonna talk to Matt,
who will assuage him.
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And we are gonna make a great movie.
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[Quinn sighs] Trust me, it'll be fine.
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[agent 2] Quinn, stop dicking around.
Has Matt even read Owen's script or not?
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[Quinn] Matt has just got a lot
on his plate right now.
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But I'm gonna follow up with him
first thing this morning.
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[agent 2] You've been saying this
for months.
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We went with you because you said
you had a lot of sway over there.
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Can you get a movie made or not?
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I absolutely can get a movie made.
I just... I... I'm-I'm sorry.
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Can you... Can you hold on a second?
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Hi. Hi. I'm so sorry. What is happening?
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Miss, lot's full. I'm gonna have you park
in the remote garage down the street.
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Um, but it's-it's 8:45,
so how's it already full?
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Uh, well, we lost two floors
this week for a production.
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Okay, um, Officer Anderson, is it?
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Would it be possible, actually,
to get a permanent spot next to my office?
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Because I've worked here
for five years, so...
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I mean, operations can help you
with your assigned spot.
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For now, you're gonna have to park
down the street.
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Okay. You know, I'm a CE.
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That stands for creative exec,
which I guess means fucking nothing.
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[agent 2 chuckles] Hey, still here.
Good luck finding a parking spot.
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- And get Owen Kline's fucking movie made!
- [call ends]
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[Quinn] Fuck my fucking ass.
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[chattering]
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- Hey, can I get a water from you?
- Sure.
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Thank you.
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Look who decided to show up to work.
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[chuckles] Literally two minutes
after nine. [chuckles]
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I know. I'm just kidding. [chuckles]
But seriously, we start at nine, you know?
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Of course. Yeah. Um, hey, did you get
a chance to read that script I sent you?
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Which one was that?
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The low-budget slasher that
Owen Kline wrote for himself to direct.
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I think he's so talented and so smart.
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Yeah, no.
It was actually a really fun read.
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But Sal's been also developing
a low-budget slasher movie,
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and I don't think we can do both,
you know.
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The rip-off of Smile?
We're still definitely doing that one?
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Oh, yeah. Definitely.
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He actually got a director
on board he's really psyched about.
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We were just gonna go meet about it.
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Why don't you just
help him with his instead?
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Yeah, totally. [panting]
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[chuckles]
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What up, baby?
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- Salamander. [blabbers]
- [blabbers]
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- Fresh draft. Hot off of the press.
- Nice.
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[Quinn] Hey, Sal. How are you?
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- Hey. Uh...
- [Quinn clears throat]
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Matt, I thought you
and I had a meeting right now.
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Oh, yeah. Quinn's actually gonna jump
on board the WINK stuff from now on.
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Hey, Petra, can you come in here
and take some notes, please?
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- Okay. [clears throat]
- [Petra] Yep, on my way. Coming. Coming.
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Yeah, sorry.
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Don't be sorry. Just take notes.
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All right. So, WINK...
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Oh, love that script. Ghosts that wink
before they murder? [growls]
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Oh, that was cool.
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Uh, script is really great.
Uh, Parker Finn offer out.
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He wants to meet you,
which I said was fine.
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Isn't that the guy who directed Smile?
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- Yep.
- Really? Him?
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Why do you say that like that?
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Just 'cause I feel like
if we're already ripping off his movie,
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it makes sense to hire,
like, a new, cool director, you know?
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Just so it doesn't feel stale.
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Yeah, I mean, I don't think
it's gonna feel stale, you know?
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The offer's out, the meeting's
being set for this week.
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But that was awesome. Great idea.
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Hmm. Well, yeah.
But maybe we shouldn't settle, you know?
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We should probably
take some more meetings.
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[gasps] Oh, what about Owen Kline? He's
been dying to make a slasher for forever.
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That's actually a really interesting idea.
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Wait a minute. The Owen Kline?
Uh, follow-up. Who the fuck is Owen Kline?
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He literally made one
of the coolest movies of 2022. So...
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- Did he really? Oh.
- Yeah, it's called Funny Pages.
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- And it went to Cannes.
- [imitates nerd]
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And A24... stop doing that... A24 released it.
The Safdie brothers EP'ed it.
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Wait, wait. All jokes aside... Cannes,
A24 and Safdies? I-I like all of that.
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So do I. WINK is not an A24 movie,
all right?
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It's not for a bunch of pansexual
mixologists living in Bed-Stuy.
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This is a wide release for normal American
people who like cool movies.
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Okay, but if we are making
a low-budget movie
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maybe it makes sense to
take a big swing on a director.
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If you take a big swing,
you can strike out.
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Matt, I got you
the original director of Smile
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to basically remake his own movie
for this studio.
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If a scary smile could gross
over two hundred million,
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imagine what a scary wink
could do. [growls]
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Just because that worked one fucking time
doesn't mean it's gonna work again.
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All right.
There are 11 Fast and the Furious movies
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that prove your little theory
fucking stupid, man.
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Okay, listen. I would love to
be proven wrong by you, okay?
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- You are.
- I would love to be.
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But I just think this idea, as it stands,
is just a little lame.
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[clicks tongue]
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- Lame?
- It is not lame.
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- Yeah. Just a little. Yeah.
- [chuckles] It is not lame.
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I mean, honestly, I kinda had, like,
fears it was a little lame.
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- It's not.
- And I was like, "It's not lame."
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- And then she said it was lame.
- She's fucking dumb.
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- And then I'm like, "Oh, no. Is it lame?"
- Okay, well...
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Maybe it is lame.
Honestly, I-I don't want this whole thing
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to come across as,
like, a cynical cash grab.
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- Well, you need a hit, so it kind of is.
- Yeah.
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Well, but it doesn't have to
be that. [chuckles]
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You know, I-I'll meet the Smile guy,
but I'll also meet Owen Kline.
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He-He-He sounds cool.
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- He's so cool. Amazing.
- That is great news.
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[phone ringing]
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Matt Remick's office. Oh, yes. One second.
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It's Johnny Knoxville.
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[Matt gasps] Get out. I need to take this.
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Knox, Knox, motherfucker.
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Oh, I mean... Yeah, I'll hold for Johnny.
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[groans] Quinn, what the fuck was that?
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What was what?
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Owen Kline? I'm making a deal.
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I've been trying to get Parker Finn
on this for fucking weeks.
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Owen Kline is cool.
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It's not a cool contest.
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That's literally all Matt talks about.
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Matt let you into my meeting
and you absolutely derailed it.
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Derailed it? I helped you.
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You said the word lame. And you know
that is very triggering to Matt.
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[sighs]
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When I was
a first-year creative executive,
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I did not pitch directors willy-nilly.
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I shut the fuck up because if I didn't,
someone would throw a stapler at my head.
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Well, times have changed.
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If you throw a stapler at my head,
you're gonna end up dead like Scott Rudin.
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Is Scott Rudin dead?
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Professionally, yeah.
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Okay, well, professionally, if you
don't start respecting the hierarchy,
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you'll probably be gone too.
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Are you threatening me? Is that a threat?
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I'm trying to give you
some fucking friendly advice.
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Chill out, you fucking maniac.
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[breathes deeply, clears throat, sighs]
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- Fire!
- [Miles moaning, panting]
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Oh! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. This feels so good.
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- [groaning]
- Oh, God. Quinn, isn't this amazing?
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- [groans]
- Oh, did you just cum?
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- No. [grunting]
- Oh. [grunts] Oh. This is so good.
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- Isn't this so good? [grunts]
- Oh, my God.
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- [grunts] I'm so sick of getting fucked.
- What?
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Oh, my God. Okay. I'm sorry.
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Sorry. Sorry. It's not you.
I'm sorry. [sighs]
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I just had a really shitty day at work.
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And you're thinking about it now?
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Yes. I'm sorry. Also, when you fuck me
from behind my mind wanders sometimes.
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- Sal's just pissing me off. [panting]
- Oh. About what?
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He said when he was my age,
he just listened in meetings.
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He didn't speak. Isn't that crazy?
To not talk at work?
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Well, maybe it's your job
to just listen sometimes.
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Well, then why did I get promoted
if I can't talk in meetings?
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I swear to God,
he's just threatened by me.
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Well, you have said repeatedly
that you think you're smarter than him
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and that you want his job.
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And why shouldn't I have his job?
Because I'm young?
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Alexander the Great was king
by 20 years old.
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[chuckles] That was literally 2,000 years
ago, and everyone was dead by 28.
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[sighs]
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My talents are being wasted.
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You guys excited?
A little Musso and Frank's on a weekday?
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Wow. What a cool dad.
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You guys can get whatever you want.
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If you wanna get a glass of wine,
get a glass of wine.
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I don't give a shit.
Just don't tell your mother, please.
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I saw a pretty funny meme this week.
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It was, uh, Schwarzenegger and
Carl Weathers doing the Predator hands.
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I was... Ooh! Here we go.
Yay, yay, yay. Thank you.
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Girls...
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Thanks.
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[imitating baby] Thank you.
195
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Skye, why are we still doing
the baby voice? [chuckles]
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[imitating baby] Hmm. I dunno.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Bella, hey.
How's photography classes going?
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Your mom sent me a photo you took.
It was gorgeous.
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Darkroom class sucks. It takes, like,
two hours to develop a single photo.
201
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Yeah, that-that does kind of suck.
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Just take it on your phone, you know.
Easier. [sips]
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- Mmm. Food.
- [phone rings]
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- Steak for her.
- Hi, hi.
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- This is the Bolognese girl right here.
- Yeah, I can talk.
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If you could get
a little extra Parmesan cheese?
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You're not gonna talk right now.
Skye, Skye, Skye.
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All right. Hey, Bell, do you want a claw
or do you want part of the tail or what?
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Dad, I've been a vegan since last week.
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Why didn't you tell me that
before I ordered all this food?
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I told you last time you called
and you forgot.
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And I didn't even wanna be here
in the first place.
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This place is so old and lame like you.
You don't get anything. You're so cringe.
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I'm gonna go vape outside.
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[sighs] You know I canceled a meeting
with Eli Roth to be here with you?
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Who?
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[sighs]
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[sighs] Jesus Christ.
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[sighs]
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- [assistant] How was lunch?
- So good. You like lobster?
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Hey, did the Parker Finn meeting get set?
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Because he needs to meet Matt
for that deal to go through.
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Uh, yeah. It's confirmed
for tomorrow at 2:00 p.m.
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Okay, I need you to reconfirm it.
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Because if it doesn't happen, I'm dead
and I will take you with me, Daniel.
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- [Daniel] Okay. Cool.
- [Sal] You'll come to hell with me.
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...intended to be a temple of cinema.
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Oh, hey. You're still here.
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- Yeah, I have so much work to do.
- Do you need any help?
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- No, you go home. You get your rest.
- Oh, okay. Have a good night.
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- Yeah. Sleep tight, pretty Miss Thang.
- See you tomorrow.
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{\an8}Really, Petra?
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And delete.
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Hey, Parker's here.
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- Where's Matt?
- Oh, he's right there.
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Oh, great.
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[grunts]
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You ready for a little meeting, buddy?
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Um, I have a meeting. I have no idea
what you're doing. [chuckles]
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I'm going to a meeting with you
and Parker Finn right now.
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Who?
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Parker Finn. The WINK guy? That's him in
the black right there. [exhales sharply]
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I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
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I've got lunchtime martinis
with Chris Hemsworth right now. [chuckles]
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No, no, no. This was in your calendar.
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Maybe Petra got her wires crossed.
You know, she's still new.
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She's figuring shit out.
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- And she's honestly not that smart.
- Uh, okay.
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But I definitely have lunch 'tinis
with Chrissy Hems.
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Okay. We are on the one-yard line
with this movie. All right.
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This guy needs five minutes of your time.
Give me five minutes.
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You can still meet Hemsworth.
We can still get--
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Oh, yeah. I'll just tell Chris
to sit around
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with his giant Australian thumb
up his fucking ass.
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Absolutely not. Stop touching me.
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- Please, please--
- Fucking deal with it.
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Parker Finn.
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- Yo. What's up, Sal?
- How are you doing, baby?
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- Good, man.
- All right. Good, good.
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Did one of these mongrels offer
you water or coffee?
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Yeah, yeah.
No, I crushed like three waters
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while I was waiting for you and Matt.
Let's do this, man.
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Nice. Uh, so,
Matt, not gonna join us today,
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but I think we can get a lot of work done.
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- We can talk about casting and--
- What? What are you talking about?
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Yeah.
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I thought the whole point of me coming
down here was to meet with Matt?
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It was.
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Huge problem on one of the sets that
he had to go deal with. But it's fine.
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Dude, you remember
when you told me this project
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was a huge priority for your studio?
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I said that because it is. Okay?
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And... [stammers] ...there was an explosion
on one of the sets.
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- Sal...
- Some people died.
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And-And it's not personal.
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Not personal? What do you mean
it's not personal?
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You guys are asking me to basically
rip off my own fucking movie, okay?
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It's personal when Matt doesn't show up
to the meeting.
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Yeah. He feels so angry about it,
and so do I.
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[sighs] Give me one more chance.
Tomorrow, you, Matt.
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You name the time.
We work around Parker Finn.
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- I can do 9:15. That's it, Sal.
- 9:15. Done. Done deal.
283
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- [sighs] Thank you.
- Yeah. Whatever.
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I'll bring the Courage Bagels,
my friend. [chuckling]
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Motherfucker.
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Hey, Daniel!
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Why didn't Matt know
about that fucking meeting just now?
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I don't... I don't know. I don't...
I don't know. I set it.
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- I swear. I swear. I swear.
- Did you? Okay. I hope you're right.
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Uh... Uh, look.
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- Petra!
- Hi.
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How come the Parker Finn meeting
was not in Matt's calendar?
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Uh, it-it-it was. I put it in.
S-Someone must've deleted it.
294
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,867
[gasps] Oh, my God. I got hacked.
295
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,493
Yeah, you definitely got hacked.
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00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,412
- Your password is 1234...
- Oh, my God.
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00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,497
...and it's written
on a Post-it note on your monitor.
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- Oh my God, I'm sorry.
- 9:15 a.m. tomorrow.
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- Matt, Parker Finn, me.
- Yeah, yeah.
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It cannot be moved.
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9:15. Meeting tomorrow.
It cannot be moved. Okay.
302
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Oh, my God. Am I gonna get in trouble?
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00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:02,634
Not you.
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Sorry.
305
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,066
[Quinn] Hey, Matt. Owen's here.
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Oh. Are you guys meeting Owen Kline?
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00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,200
- Yep.
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna join.
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00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:30,703
Um, well, it's kind of
a preliminary meeting.
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- Sort of a get-to-know-you, so--
- I can't wait to get to know him.
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There he is in our fountain
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just like Frank Lloyd Wright envisioned.
[chuckles]
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[sighs] Owen, hi.
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- Quinn. What's cracking? Nice to see you.
- [gasps] We finally got you in here.
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- Matt, Owen.
- I'm Matt. So nice to meet you.
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- I loved your film.
- Thank you. I love your lobby.
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00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,512
Sal. I missed it but I heard great things.
Great things.
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- Jesus fucking Christ, how old are you?
- Nice to meet you.
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- You're a baby. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
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- Thirty-two-year-old man.
- Bullshit.
321
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,228
- Young genius. Yeah. Let's get in.
- I really am. I really am. Uh...
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Come on, little fella.
Ooh, you got your homework in here?
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[Owen chuckles]
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00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,067
Look. I mean, to be honest,
325
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,069
when-when Quinn first came to me
with this idea,
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00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,655
I was a little bit hesitant at first.
But, look, if you guys are actually
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00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,573
open to doing something different,
I have a lot of ideas.
328
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,075
We love new ideas.
329
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,911
Just not too new, 'cause we got
a pretty tight formula that we got to hit.
330
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,580
[stammers] I wouldn't say it's a formula,
so much as a structure
331
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,583
that we a hundred percent know works
so we're gonna do it over and over again.
332
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,419
Right. Okay, well, look,
I wanna entertain audiences.
333
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,547
Just without compromising creativity.
Does that make sense?
334
00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:25,091
Oh, trust me. You're gonna have to
compromise your creativity.
335
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,677
[chuckles] I mean, I think what
Sal is just trying to say is
336
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:31,681
these movies, they do well
at the box office and we just...
337
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:32,974
- Right.
- ...want to maintain that
338
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,183
as much as possible.
339
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,019
- That makes sense. Of course.
- Pop quiz, hotshot.
340
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,146
- We make the movie, we edit it.
- Yeah.
341
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,773
- You love it.
- Yeah.
342
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,441
It's your favorite movie you've ever made.
343
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:46,321
But we test it and it gets a 23.
What do you do?
344
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,823
- What do I do? What do I do?
- Yeah.
345
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:50,283
Twenty-three out of what exactly?
346
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:53,703
Out of what? Out of a hundred.
What the fuck? What do you do?
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00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:54,912
- [Quinn] Relax, Sal.
- What do I do?
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00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:59,083
I would consider the feedback
and take it into serious consideration,
349
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,378
and if there's criticisms that make sense,
I would probably make some changes.
350
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,630
- Right? Isn't that--
- [imitates buzzer] If you get a 23
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00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,424
you're rewriting that thing
whether you like it or not.
352
00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:08,551
- You're doing 30 pages of reshoots...
- [Quinn] Okay, Sal. Come on.
353
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:09,468
...in three days.
354
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,304
- I don't think you can do 30 in three.
- We've done it before.
355
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,097
- That's not even possible.
- These are ridiculous hypotheticals.
356
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,057
- No. Let's actually get down to business.
- That doesn't make sense.
357
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,893
- Right, Matt? That's ridiculous.
- I don't know. I wanna hear
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00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,644
what he says if his movie tests like shit.
359
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,813
- That's a good question I think.
- [Quinn] Yeah. Totally.
360
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,317
[chuckles] Uh, I've heard a lot
of good movies get low scores. Am I wrong?
361
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:25,818
- [imitates buzzer] Again...
- You're absolutely right.
362
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,570
...a lot of pretentious
art house shit that dies
363
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:28,654
- at the box office.
- Oh. Okay.
364
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,573
Those test low.
We want this to not be that.
365
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:31,866
- [Quinn] Saw, Final Destination...
- Listen.
366
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,451
- You're gonna make a great WINK.
- No, I'm listening.
367
00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,203
- Wait, wait, wait. What are you--
- It's not gonna be mine.
368
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:37,163
I appreciate...
You got a strong vision for this though.
369
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,248
I'm really... I'm rooting for it.
So, listen...
370
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,458
We should just revisit this meeting...
371
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,460
- and we can circle back and then--
- I'm not revisiting anything. I'm out.
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00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:43,878
Godspeed, little fella.
373
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,172
That kid was not as cool
as I was hoping he'd be.
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00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,049
I like him, but we dodged a bullet.
375
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,760
Yeah, maybe someone who went to Cannes
isn't the best guy to remake a movie
376
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,220
that's already been remade twice,
you know?
377
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:55,681
Three times if you count the short.
But, hey, Parker Finn.
378
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,849
Oh, yeah. Excited to meet him.
379
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,309
Better luck next time, Quinn.
380
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,478
- You'll get 'em.
- [Quinn] Yeah.
381
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,563
What the fuck was that?
382
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,856
That was tit for tat.
383
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,775
- What are you talking about?
- What am I talking about?
384
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,652
Don't play dumb with me. Come on.
385
00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:10,363
I know you had something to do with Matt
not being at the Parker Finn meeting.
386
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:13,783
But now you know,
don't fuck with my slate.
387
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:16,285
You're the one fucking
with my slate, okay.
388
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,538
I've been trying to
get my first movie greenlit
389
00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:21,123
while you're remaking a movie
for the third fucking time.
390
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,125
Stay in your lane. Wait your turn.
391
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,252
At this rate, I'm never gonna have a turn.
392
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,382
[sighs] Honestly, yeah,
you're probably right.
393
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,675
[scoffs] I'm smarter than you.
394
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:32,093
- [chuckles]
- I watch more films than you.
395
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,094
I actually went to film school...
396
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,720
- "Ooh, I went to film school."
- ...and I care about filmmaking.
397
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,056
Okay. We don't make films. We make movies.
398
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,309
And we're not artists. We're executives.
And you're not even that.
399
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:45,773
You're just a fucking D-girl. Ooh.
400
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,817
[scoffing]
401
00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,360
Did you steal that from The Sopranos?
402
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,279
Your burns aren't even original.
403
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,655
Gabagool. Mwah!
404
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,741
Daniel, come to me.
405
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,498
D-girl? Fucking D-girl.
I'll show you fucking D-girl.
406
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,460
[military march playing]
407
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,884
- Great work, Daniel.
- Thank you. [chuckles]
408
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,972
- [tour driver chattering]
- [military march continues]
409
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,921
[keys jingle, clatter]
410
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,714
[breathes deeply]
411
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:06,437
Ooh. You brought the Perriers out
to impress Parker Finn.
412
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:09,023
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- That's how you seal the deal.
413
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,275
[Daniel] Yeah.
414
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,864
[Sal] What the fuck?
415
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,201
[phone ringing]
416
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:24,288
Hello? Golf... The golf cart in your spot?
That's weird. Yeah, yeah.
417
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,416
Just one second. I'll move it right now.
I'll move it right now.
418
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:29,418
Hey, uh, has anyone seen
Sal's golf cart keys?
419
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,546
No? Have you seen them?
Have you seen the keys?
420
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:32,631
[Petra] No.
421
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:34,715
Quinn. Quinn.
422
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,343
Uh, I saw you at my desk yesterday.
Did you take the keys?
423
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,804
No. I did not do that.
424
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,138
Wha... Wha... I don't believe you.
425
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,850
- I don't fucking believe you.
- Okay.
426
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,102
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!
427
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:51,023
Hi, I'm calling
from the Steinberg building.
428
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,192
There's a Porsche parked illegally
right out front,
429
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,279
license plate number 8A76H3.
430
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,030
Someone needs to tow it away immediately.
431
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,283
Thank you so much.
432
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,367
Quinn, what the fuck are you doing?
433
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,120
Stop eavesdropping. God, Daniel,
why are you so obsessed with me?
434
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:05,539
What the fuck? Fuck!
435
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,457
Sal, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm sorry.
436
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,043
[Sal] What the fuck is happening here?
437
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:12,420
Sir, you can't park here.
438
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:15,256
Yeah, no fucking shit.
That's my space. I'm Sal.
439
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,008
Someone parked their golf cart here.
440
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,802
Do you have, like, a universal key
or something?
441
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:20,887
Unfortunately not.
442
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:23,222
Sal, the golf cart keys are usually
on my desk and they're not.
443
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,557
- But I swear to God it was Quinn.
- Shit.
444
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,893
- Sir, you're gonna have to move your car.
- Yeah, I can move it.
445
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,102
No, you will scratch it again.
446
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,729
For the millionth time,
I'm sorry I did that.
447
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,938
Oh, fuck off! It's 9:15.
448
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,941
If Parker Finn shows up, you tell him
I'll be there in three fucking seconds.
449
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,152
- Run, Daniel. Go now. Go! Go!
- Okay, okay, okay.
450
00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,155
Thank you for nothing, Officer Johnson.
451
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,368
- [assistant] Here we are, Mr. Finn.
- Thanks for the ride.
452
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,420
Jesus fucking Christ.
453
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:57,758
[groans] Oh, my God.
454
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:02,804
Move, you fucking French pussies.
455
00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:06,225
[groans] Excuse me, please.
456
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:08,227
Fuck it!
457
00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:12,648
[groans] Jesus Christ.
Jesus fucking Christ.
458
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:17,361
[panting]
459
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:19,196
- Fuck!
- [crew member] Hey!
460
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,282
- You can't park here.
- It's fine. I'm fine.
461
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:23,616
Fuck!
462
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,620
- Oh! Oh, my God. [groans]
- [actor] Oh, shit! I'm so sorry.
463
00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:28,997
- Are you okay?
- No! No!
464
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:31,082
[groans] Oh, fuck.
465
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,167
[grunts]
466
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:37,547
- What the fuck?
- [caterer pants] I'm sorry.
467
00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,508
[groans] Move!
468
00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:43,470
Obviously, get the fuck out of the way.
469
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,479
Hey, excuse me. Uh, do you know
what time we're getting started?
470
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,273
It's 9:25 and I have to leave soon
for another meeting.
471
00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:57,024
Uh, yeah. We're just waiting on Sal.
One second.
472
00:21:57,025 --> 00:22:00,070
- Where is he?
- Oh, I'll ask and I'm sorry.
473
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,115
- [Matt] Yo.
- Do you know where Sal is?
474
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:06,659
No. He was supposed to be here
ten minutes ago. What are we doing here?
475
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,327
Well, do you want to
go in there by yourself?
476
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:10,246
Absolutely not.
I don't know this fucking guy.
477
00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:11,622
I'm not gonna make small talk with him.
478
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,249
Shit. He's coming. I'm pretending to be
on the phone.
479
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,750
- Let me know if Sal gets here.
- Okay.
480
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,836
Uh-huh. Totally.
Totally, totally, totally.
481
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:18,379
- Hey, Matt.
- Yo, sorry. I'm on a call.
482
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,798
- Yeah. I think I'm gonna head out.
- Great. Cool. Thanks for coming in.
483
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:21,884
Have a good one.
484
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,016
- Huge fan of Smile.
- Great.
485
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:30,934
[Quinn] And Smile 2.
486
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,189
- Parker Finn! [pants]
- What?
487
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,690
Sal, are you kidding me, man?
What is that?
488
00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:39,525
No, no. Dude. What? Get away from me.
489
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,444
- Fuck. Sorry.
- Dude, look at you. You're late.
490
00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:42,904
You're covered in... What is this, sauce?
491
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:45,448
- It's chili.
- Dude, no. Fuck you. Fuck Matt.
492
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:46,574
Fuck this whole place, man.
493
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,618
- Parker, Parker, Parker. Stop!
- I'm going back to Paramount.
494
00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:50,953
Just let me fucking explain. Fuck.
495
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,749
Hey, Sal.
You got a little something on your shirt.
496
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,631
Hey! Quinn!
497
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,716
- What?
- I know this was you.
498
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:05,134
How could this possibly be my fault?
499
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,719
Don't play dumb for the first time
in your life.
500
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,388
I know you put that fucking golf cart
in my parking space.
501
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:12,225
- And why would I do that, Sal?
- Don't fuck with me, missy.
502
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:16,103
Hey, do not talk to me like I'm 12.
503
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,148
- Get that fucking thing out of my face.
- [gasps]
504
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,441
What are you gonna do with that, Sal?
505
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,569
[laughs] I'm gonna throw it
in your stupid little fucking face.
506
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,696
You're gonna throw a burrito
at a young woman?
507
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:27,323
- Yes. Yes, I am.
- Hmm.
508
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:29,158
No, you don't have the balls
to fucking do that.
509
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,243
- You think so?
- Mm-mmm.
510
00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:32,161
You don't think I have the balls?
The fucking balls?
511
00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:35,915
Make my day. Make my life, old man.
Come on. What you got? Come on.
512
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:38,836
Let's go, old man. Right here.
Here's your target.
513
00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:41,296
- [gasps]
- [groans]
514
00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:43,464
What is wrong with you?
515
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,842
- Oh, my God.
- [Sal] No, no, no, no.
516
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:47,885
[clamoring]
517
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:52,598
- Oh! No, no, no. Stop!
- Oh! Oh, my God. Oh! Oh, my God.
518
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:56,270
- Oh, oh, oh! Oh, my God! [gasps]
- [actors clamoring, screaming]
519
00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:58,981
[crew member] Holy shit.
520
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,193
Well, no one got seriously hurt,
so that's good.
521
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:05,278
That's great.
522
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,029
Yeah, thank fucking God for that one, huh?
523
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,198
But Netflix needs us
to investigate the accident
524
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,867
to get insurance to cover the damages.
525
00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:12,285
Well, who caused the accident?
526
00:24:12,286 --> 00:24:15,956
Well, we don't know who caused it,
but we do know what. A quesarito.
527
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:19,750
- I thought it was a burrito.
- A quesarito's a type of burrito.
528
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,502
Why wouldn't you just say burrito?
529
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,963
I was being specific.
Do you wanna run this meeting, John?
530
00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:26,215
Yo, yo, yo. I don't give a shit
about any of that.
531
00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:28,634
Just tell me how this caused
the accident, please.
532
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:33,055
So, this quesarito hit an AD
driving a golf cart in the face,
533
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:34,975
causing him to crash into the set.
534
00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:39,062
Why would somebody throw a burrito
at an assistant director's face?
535
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,355
- Great question.
- Jesus.
536
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:43,650
HR will be handling things
from here on out.
537
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,402
If it was an accident, it'll slide.
538
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:49,947
But if it wasn't, well,
that's another story.
539
00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:51,908
Well, the important thing is
no one got hurt,
540
00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:53,242
so it kind of doesn't matter.
541
00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:56,454
I mean, it matters. I wanna know
if I gotta fire somebody over this.
542
00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:57,997
It feels like an accident though.
Thanks, guys.
543
00:24:57,998 --> 00:24:59,874
[Matt] But if it's not,
definitely find out who did it.
544
00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,251
- [Sal] Accident.
- [Matt] Or not.
545
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:08,132
Hi. Laura from HR.
546
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,469
Do you have any idea
who eats this kind of burrito?
547
00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:13,304
Oh. There she is.
The one with the burrito. Right there.
548
00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:17,183
Fuck me. Fuck me.
Fuck me. Fuck me. I'm so fucked.
549
00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:18,769
Fuck me in the ass. Fuck me in the ass.
550
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,687
[whispering] Excuse me. I'm so sorry.
Excuse me. Oh, God.
551
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,731
Now, behind me,
across from the office area,
552
00:25:23,732 --> 00:25:25,650
are Continental's screening rooms.
553
00:25:25,651 --> 00:25:29,737
Directors will screen early cuts
of their films for Continental executives,
554
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:33,408
or collect audiences' feedback
before heading back to the cutting room.
555
00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:36,077
Before the advent of digital,
556
00:25:36,078 --> 00:25:38,622
these screening rooms were used
to screen pictures...
557
00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:43,876
- All right. There you are. Listen.
- Oh, my God. [pants]
558
00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:46,380
HR's onto us, so we need to
get our stories straight, all right?
559
00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:49,799
There was a burrito. There was a bee
right there on top of the burrito,
560
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,801
so I fucking hit it and it went flying
561
00:25:51,802 --> 00:25:53,387
and it hit the guy,
and that's what happened.
562
00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:59,183
No. No. No, no, no. We...
We are not getting out of this.
563
00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:02,812
I am getting out of this,
and you are going down.
564
00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:04,897
- I'm going down? [laughs]
- Yes! Yes!
565
00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:07,650
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- Oh, this is my chance, motherfucker.
566
00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:09,986
I'm gonna tell her that
you threw that burrito at me.
567
00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:11,737
And when I do, you're out of here.
568
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,489
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You were asking for it.
569
00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:14,991
- Oh? That's not gonna hold up...
- Yeah.
570
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:17,159
...in the court of HR. You are so fucked.
571
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,370
All right. Yo, for real,
I will get massacred in there.
572
00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:21,455
And I'm technically a bit of a minority.
573
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:23,666
A bit of a woman of color.
So you're double fucked.
574
00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:26,335
I'm gonna be a hero.
There are gonna be marches in my name.
575
00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:28,588
Hey. Please don't do this.
576
00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:31,174
Okay, so when you get fired,
I'm definitely gonna get promoted, right?
577
00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:35,261
That means I am getting your office,
and your parking spot, and your salary.
578
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:36,929
- Holy shit!
- Listen to me, all right?
579
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,890
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I have two daughters,
580
00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:41,142
and they are not smart
and they are not talented.
581
00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:43,269
And I'm gonna have to
bankroll their lives.
582
00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:47,773
And I'm here, begging you to let this go.
Please.
583
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,777
Listen, Sal, it's not personal, okay?
584
00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:53,321
- It's business.
- All right.
585
00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:55,239
Quinn. Quinn. Come on. Come on.
Okay, look.
586
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,201
Hey, I'm sorry I treated you like shit
because you're young, okay?
587
00:26:58,202 --> 00:27:00,453
It's just you remind me of my daughters.
588
00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:03,372
- Oh, I'm not falling for that one.
- No, no, no. Not like that. It's just...
589
00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:05,375
They also think I'm a loser.
590
00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:10,213
You all have the same youthful disdain
when you look at me.
591
00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:13,383
And when you said that my WINK idea
was lame in front of Matt,
592
00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:17,679
it made me feel very old and irrelevant.
593
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:24,560
But also, okay, you gotta stop acting
like a little petulant brat.
594
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:28,689
You can't get me fucking fired because
I was a little mean to you, okay?
595
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:29,899
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
596
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:32,068
- Watch me. Oh, yeah.
- No, Quinn. Quinn. Quinn.
597
00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:33,152
Quinn, don't do this.
598
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:35,196
Quinn. Quinn, please do not...
599
00:27:35,197 --> 00:27:41,286
Please, do not. [sobbing]
600
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:47,375
W-What are you doing?
601
00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:52,756
[sobs] I don't know. I'm crying,
'cause you're gonna destroy my life.
602
00:27:54,758 --> 00:27:58,262
[sobbing]
603
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,055
Oh, my God.
604
00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:02,849
- [Quinn sobs]
- Now what are you doing?
605
00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:06,602
This was supposed to be fun for me, okay?
And you're ruining it.
606
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,563
Quinn. Quinn. Oh, my God.
607
00:28:08,564 --> 00:28:12,234
Quinn, Quinn, Quinn. Quinn,
does this mean what I think it means?
608
00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:13,986
Quinn. Quinn.
609
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:17,029
Oh, my God. I love you so much.
610
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,407
No, no. Don't touch me.
611
00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:24,496
[groans] Fine. Fine. Fine.
Okay, we will do what you said.
612
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,874
We will get our stories straight.
We'll make it seem like a whole accident
613
00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:29,959
- if you agree to the following.
- Anything you want.
614
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,461
You have to actually help me
get my own movies made, okay?
615
00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:33,838
I know we don't have the same taste.
616
00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:35,965
I know the movies I want to make
aren't the most commercial,
617
00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:38,301
but that's why I actually need
all the help I can get.
618
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:40,720
And you've done this a million times
before and I want my shot.
619
00:28:40,721 --> 00:28:42,221
You got it, okay?
620
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:43,514
[Quinn sighs]
621
00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:45,558
But you gotta be
a little more respectful to me. [chuckles]
622
00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:47,727
Okay, just because I hate movies
with subtitles
623
00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:49,605
doesn't mean I have nothing to teach you.
624
00:28:50,105 --> 00:28:54,193
I've been doing this shit
a very long time, Quinn. Deal.
625
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:59,406
Uh, I would like one more thing.
Your parking spot.
626
00:29:00,866 --> 00:29:02,867
- [chuckles]
- Mm-hmm.
627
00:29:02,868 --> 00:29:06,079
- Where the fuck am I supposed to park?
- I don't give a shit. Do we have a deal?
628
00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:11,668
- Great. [chuckles] Great.
- [sighs] Yeah. Great.
629
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,046
Whoo!
630
00:29:15,714 --> 00:29:17,508
[sighs] Fuck, she's good.
631
00:29:32,898 --> 00:29:33,941
Mmm.
632
00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:39,488
- Good morning, Sal.
- Morning, Quinn.
633
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,739
- Hey, Daniel.
- [Daniel] Fuck you, Quinn.
634
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,616
- Mm-hmm.
- I need some help on, uh, director ideas
635
00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:45,243
for WINK. Matt's up my ass about it.
636
00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:47,328
- [Quinn] Oh, yeah, I got a big list.
- Good.
637
00:29:47,329 --> 00:29:50,331
[Quinn] Mmm. Is that a new
cologne I smell? Pinto, is it?
638
00:29:50,332 --> 00:29:53,501
[chuckles] That's so good.
You owe me $3,000 for the suit.
639
00:29:53,502 --> 00:29:55,963
- [Quinn] What? No, I don't.
- [Sal] "No, I don't!"