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Wow. Thank you.

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- Cappuccino time.
- Wow.

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I even did
a little design in the foam there.

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- Is it a penis?
- It's a palm tree.

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It really does look like a penis.
There. There you go.

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Okay, now I see.

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- Now I... Yes.
- Yes, I get why you said that.

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It's a palm tree.

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- For you.
- It's delicious.

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Thank you.

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And honestly, it's very refreshing
to be with someone so creative.

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Well, thank you.

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Holy shit. Speak of the devil.

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This is... <i>MK Ultra 4</i>.

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I have no idea.
I was just flipping around...

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No, this is my movie.

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This is... You know, I made this movie.

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- This is you. Wow.
- Yeah.

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I had no idea. So you directed this?

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Sort of. I championed it.

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I actually... I bought the spec script
for the original <i>MK Ultra</i>.

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It was, like, a low-budget spy thriller,
but they made it into a whole franchise.

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If that guy can blow up cars
with his mind,

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how come he can't just
take all the bad guys' guns away?

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In order to, like,
really understand <i>MK Ultra 4,</i>

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you have to have recently seen <i>MK Ultra 2</i>,

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which actually, in our timeline,
comes between <i>MK Ultra 3</i> and <i>MK Ultra 4</i>.

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Yeah, well,
I've not actually seen any of them.

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Are you kidding me?

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- Wow.
- Sorry.

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No, it's fine.

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I mean, they made 3.8 billion globally,
but not everyone...

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They kind of got past a lot of people,
I think. Yeah.

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Well, look, why don't we do like a,
you know, a marathon next weekend?

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We can watch all of them.
How many are there?

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- There's seven of them.
- Okay.

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That sounds fun.
Give you a live audio commentary.

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Give you all the dirt.

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Hey, this might be a little short notice,

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but are you busy tonight?

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Why?

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I have to go to this,
you know, work thing.

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It's, like, a super fancy-schmancy

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Cedars-Sinai fundraising
black-tie gala thing.

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I mean, it's actually really fun,

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even if it is for kid cancer.

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And there will be a lot of booze.

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I would hope, yeah,
given the circumstances.

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Look, if you can't, you can't.
It's not a big deal.

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- I don't need you to come or anything.
- No, no. I can.

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I'm gonna... I can move some stuff around.
Yeah, I would love to go.

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Thank you for inviting me.

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Are you sure?
'Cause there will be a lot of doctor talk.

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I love doc talk.

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I've seen <i>Patch Adams</i> 12 times.

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You're so funny.

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- Thank you.
- No, it's good.

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It's really good.

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You know, the doctors that I usually date,

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they're a bunch of self-serious
egomaniacs, but not you.

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You don't take yourself seriously at all.

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No, I really don't.

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- No, and it's really good.
- Yeah.

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Thank you.

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I'm looking forward to it.

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{\an8}<i>Breaking news. Tonight,
chaos has spread across the city.</i>

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<i>Officials are advising to
shelter in place.</i>

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<i>This summer...</i>

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- You seeing anything?
- No.

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<i>From the director of</i> Her...

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<i>You smell that?</i>

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Oh, shit.

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He's dropping trou.

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We got this.

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I got dooked!

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Does this mean I'm gonna die?

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We all gotta die sooner or later, buddy.

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And you're dying sooner.

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<i>Duhpocalypse.</i>

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All right, y'all.
We love it, but shit's wack up in here.

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We got a trailer crisis.

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Heartland theater owners
are refusing to show this

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because of the diarrhea explosion.

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- What?
- What?

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Literally the funniest part
of the trailer.

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No, hold on.

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This is a movie where zombies
infect people with their diarrhea.

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How the fuck else
are we supposed to sell this, Maya?

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- Hey, your tone, man.
- Hold on now.

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Are we losing the point of the film
in the comedy?

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We made a dark satire
about medical disinformation,

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- and I don't want that to get lost.
- No, it's true.

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It's a very deep and complex film,

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but I want that diarrhea explosion
in the trailer.

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Okay, as long as you
maintain my client's vision.

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Okay, sure, but there's a real concern
that the graphic depiction of diarrhea

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will hurt the concession sales

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- of brown liquids, i.e. Coca-Cola.
- No. That's so stupid.

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This is why I said
we should've sold to streamers.

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No testing, no theater owners.

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- Leigh, don't be such a fucking agent.
- Go blow me, Matt.

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Horror and comedy play better in theaters,
and this is a horror comedy.

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- Okay, you are 1,000% right.
- Yes.

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- He's right.
- It's true.

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- I said that.
- Okay, knowing my audience,

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how about if we just lean into
the whole zombie-shit aspect of it

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and design soda cups
with Zombie Dookie or Diet-rrhea Coke?

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- That's it!
- Oh, my God. You're a genius.

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He's a fucking genius.

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Okay, what if we have
a shit-free theatrical trailer,

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save the shitsplosion for the red band,
call it a brown band.

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No, that's a very good idea,

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but honestly, I think we gotta lead
with the shitsplosion.

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When's the absolute hard-out deadline
to ship this?

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Absolute out the door, drop-dead, done,
finito, 10:00 p.m. tonight.

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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

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We're gonna tweak this joke,
but we are not gonna cut it.

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I'll ram it through
with the theater owners.

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- Thank you, everybody.
- Thank you.

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- All right, Matt.
- Yes.

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I really appreciate you
having my back on this.

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No problem. And just so you know, Johnny,
this is a hill I will die on.

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We are getting that shitsplosion.

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- Thanks, buddy.
- Yeah.

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Shit.

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- Can we order some fucking sushi?
- No, I am so sick of sushi.

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I have had SUGARFISH
three times this week.

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Hey. Are you fucking leaving?

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Yes, I actually have a very important
event I have to get to, unfortunately.

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- What about the fucking trailer?
- I have my phone.

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Just text me new cuts
as they come in, all right?

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I'm sorry, what's more important
than <i>Duhpocalypse</i>?

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Just a charity event for Cedars-Sinai.
I'm actually...

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well, I'm dating a doctor who works there.

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You're dating a doctor?

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- I am, yeah.
- What kind of doctor?

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- Pediatric oncologist. How's that?
- Fun.

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- Yeah.
- Impressive.

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What do you and a doctor even talk about?

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All sorts of smart shit, bitch.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

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- What do you talk about?
- Okay, well, let me ask you this.

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What does a pediatric oncologist do, Matt?

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It's kid cancer. I don't like
the connotation of any of this shit.

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- I know all this stuff.
- Right.

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We're looking at cuts
until the 10:00 p.m. deadline,

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so are you sure you're
gonna be able to sign off on them?

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Yes. Luckily, she understands
that what I do is very important,

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and she really respects what I do,
and she's very accommodating.

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- So I'll have my phone on.
- She sounds amazing.

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- Please have your phone on.
- We'll email you.

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{\an8}Look, I owe it to you to be completely
transparent. This is a drug trial.

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And while, obviously,
the goal is to cure your daughter,

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there is a risk that the trial
will not work at all.

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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

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We do not cut back to Josh
after the shitsplosion.

156
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You just stay on Knoxville.
We don't see Josh covered in diarrhea.

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No, look, it's an ethical dilemma
for me. I mean, obviously, it's a...

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it's a very, very hard choice
for a parent.

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So take some time and think about it...

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Also, make the fart really wet-sounding.
Really juice it, okay?

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Great. Thanks.

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Shit.

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- Sorry, work thing. It's...
- I know.

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- Never ends, right?
- No.

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- Holy shit. Look, look.
- What?

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It's a plaque
for all the movies they shot here.

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<i>Oppenheimer</i>. <i>Gigli</i>.
<i>Fight Club</i> though, that's cool.

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I've heard of that one. <i>Fight Club</i>. Yes.

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I haven't seen it, but I've heard of it.

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You haven't seen <i>Fight Club</i>?

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- No.
- Oh, my God. That's crazy.

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- We gotta add that to the list.
- Oh, God. How many is it now?

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It's like 47 movies
or something like that.

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- Forty-seven movies?
- Yep.

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That's probably more movies
than I've seen in my entire life.

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Better get started tonight then, huh?

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Sarah.

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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- These are friends.
- Cool.

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- This is Dr. Rebecca Chan-Sanders.
- Hi, how's it going?

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- Hello there.
- This is Dr. Steve Chan.

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- Hi, what's up?
- Hi.

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And this is Matt Remick.

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Yes. Double MDs. Impressive couple, right?

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Thank you very much.
And I have to say, this is impressive.

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- What?
- Is that tailored?

187
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- Yeah.
- It's brown.

188
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I mean, it's rust, kinda. If you need
a good tailor, I could hook you up, man.

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No. Mine's a rental.

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You'd never know.

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So, Steve is the CAR guy at Cedars.

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Wow. That's awesome.
I'm actually kind of a car guy myself.

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I have a Aston Martin, a Fiat.

194
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I just got a Studebaker from the '60s.

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Sorry, no, no. CAR stands
for "Chimeric Antigen Receptors"

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for all those party people here.

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Pardon us. Super nerd alert.

198
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That actually sounds like a weapon
from a sci-fi movie or something.

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He is a breath of fresh air.

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I know, right? He's not a doctor.

201
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No, not at all.

202
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This is actually a lot
like a Hollywood party.

203
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It's just, everyone's, like,
a little bit smarter, you know?

204
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- A little bit.
- Yeah.

205
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You're so funny.

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You ever talk to an orthopedic surgeon?

207
00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,919
Yeah, I've had deeper
conversations with my pitching wedge.

208
00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:05,419
Truly.

209
00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,047
So, Matt,
what is it that you do in the movies?

210
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Matt is a Hollywood mogul.

211
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Yes. He runs a movie studio.

212
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:15,721
- It's called Continental Studios.
- Well, pardon me.

213
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And what movies have you made?

214
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Well, I championed the <i>MK Ultra</i> franchise.

215
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<i>The Lighthouse Keeper</i>, <i>Dumb Guys 1</i> and <i>2</i>.

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- That sounds fun.
- I don't know.

217
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It is actually really fun, but, you know,

218
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like your jobs, I'm sure,
it can be very stressful at times.

219
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Sure.

220
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I guess, in a way.

221
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Yeah.

222
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Let's see. There's...

223
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Look, there's... Josh, June!

224
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You're gonna love these guys.

225
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,002
- Hey.
- Hey, Sarah.

226
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- Hey.
- Hi.

227
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- Hi there.
- And this must be Matt.

228
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I'm Matt. Hi. A pleasure.

229
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- Hey. How you doing?
- How's it going?

230
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Wow, your tux is so fancy.

231
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Well, I don't know.
It's just a normal tux, right?

232
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Well, I got this one for my sister's
wedding in 2003, and it still fits.

233
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Cool. It's got tails, dude. I like that.

234
00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,562
- Hey, drinks, anyone?
- Yeah.

235
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,105
- Yes.
- All right.

236
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,940
- This is so fun.
- Hey.

237
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,985
Matt, you look like you golf, right?

238
00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,154
No, I don't. But yeah.

239
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,947
Between that
and fainting at the sight of blood,

240
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,491
- I'd be a shitty doctor, if anyone...
- You're so missing out.

241
00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,619
- On golf, not being a doctor.
- Yeah.

242
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,954
Well, I'd love to hear your pitch on golf.

243
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,998
Yeah. Sell it to me.
Give me your take, eh?

244
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,458
Okay, well, it's...

245
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,669
Definitely it's good exercise.
You get fresh air, Zen.

246
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,130
You can't perfect it, you know?
It's an exquisite struggle.

247
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,758
Yeah, it's exhilarating at times
and frustrating at times.

248
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,385
- It's like life.
- There you go. It sounds fun.

249
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,595
I'd like to try it.

250
00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:40,223
So I assume
you watched <i>Entourage</i> religiously.

251
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:43,435
Or was it, like,
too close to home to enjoy?

252
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,314
<i>Entourage</i> was a show beloved by millions.

253
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,608
I actually saw a horror movie
you would all love.

254
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,735
It's set in a hospital.
Ari Aster directed it.

255
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:56,823
- Don't know him.
- He's amazing.

256
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,283
- Anyway. Cheers. Yeah.
- Cheers.

257
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:03,704
Honestly, I don't think we have been
to the movies since <i>Barbenheimer</i>.

258
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,248
That was years ago.

259
00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:08,334
We stopped going
to the movies ever since COVID.

260
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,837
We stream everything now.

261
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,798
Well, you should come back.
We'd love to have you.

262
00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,424
Well, tell that to my crazy husband.

263
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,927
- He bought a 77-inch TV.
- That's right.

264
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,720
- Wow, 77.
- Confession, I love it too.

265
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,056
- Yeah. You do.
- <i>Real Housewives</i>.

266
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,725
I'd wager it is better
than any movie theater.

267
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,478
I don't know. IMAX screen is 79 feet,

268
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,689
so, you know, maybe a little bit better, right?

269
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,024
- That's true.
- Yeah.

270
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,860
Oh, sh... I'm s... I have to take this.

271
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,737
- I'm so sorry. Sorry.
- No, it's fine. It's okay. Don't worry.

272
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,115
- Hello? Give me an update.
- <i>I'm here with Johnny.</i>

273
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,450
<i>We have a version here
where we still see the shit,</i>

274
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,412
<i>but it's so quick it's almost subliminal.</i>

275
00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:47,039
- "<i>Buttliminal."</i>
- Okay.

276
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,584
- Just send it when it's ready.
- What's he laughing at?

277
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:53,297
- What is it? What's so funny?
- It's important work stuff.

278
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:58,050
Speaking of work, I just saw
the images of the Ramirez kid.

279
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,052
- What a nightmare.
- Yeah.

280
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,221
I don't even know. It's not good.

281
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,141
- Not at all good.
- I'm so sorry, Sarah. It's a rough break.

282
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,267
- Yeah.
- It's awful.

283
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:11,647
You know, it's tough when, you know,
all the odds are stacked against you

284
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:15,276
and you just gotta keep showing up
and keep a brave face.

285
00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:17,696
I've been there, so...

286
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,448
What do you m... Wait, have you...

287
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:23,075
Are you saying you've had
a serious illness that... I didn't--

288
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,619
No. No, no, no.

289
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:30,459
I've just had, like you all, very,
very rough days at work, and it's brutal.

290
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,002
Yeah, sure.

291
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:37,549
But, no offense, Matt, but we...
we have serious stakes to deal with.

292
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:41,802
Yeah, no. I have very,
very serious stakes to deal with as well.

293
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,887
Oh, yeah.

294
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,806
- Yeah, well...
- No, I'm sure you do.

295
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:50,186
Like, "How much should we charge
for this extra-large popcorn?"

296
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,270
Right?

297
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,064
- It's a joke.
- Yes, it's funny.

298
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:55,066
No, it's literally not at all what I do.

299
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,193
- I guess... Yes. I'm...
- Very important.

300
00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:01,155
I'm just saying we all have very
high-pressure jobs. That's all I'm saying.

301
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,533
Yeah. Well, there's pressure
and there's pressure. I mean, honestly,

302
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,660
I'm... I mean, I'm jealous of it.

303
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:08,829
We deal with life and death, and you...

304
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,915
I mean, you just deal
with Rotten Tomatoes splats.

305
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,291
Yeah.

306
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,253
The Tomatometer has a big impact
on box office, I won't lie.

307
00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:18,715
And, for the record, you know,
people die on movie sets all the time.

308
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,175
Is that something to brag about?

309
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,301
Yeah.

310
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,554
No. Not at all. I'm not...
I would not brag about it.

311
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,639
I'm just saying,

312
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,392
you all care deeply
about the outcome of your work,

313
00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:32,813
just as I care deeply
about the outcome of my art.

314
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,231
Wait, your art? You... Wait, don't you...

315
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,401
You work for the studios that make the...
those <i>MK Ultra</i> movies, right?

316
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,069
The exploding head movies?

317
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,739
- Yeah.
- That's... You think that's art?

318
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,241
- I do.
- Come on.

319
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,325
Look, it's...

320
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,412
I'm sure it's a very well-made
popcorn film,

321
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,915
- but it's not art art, right?
- No. No.

322
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,295
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Let's go find our seats.

323
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,591
It is art, for the record.
All movies are art.

324
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,759
You don't get to pick which movies
are art and which ones aren't

325
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,886
just 'cause you don't like 'em.

326
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,846
That's honestly,
my favorite thing about art,

327
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:10,641
is that, as long as it is
a pure expression of human emotion,

328
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,602
it is, by definition, "art."

329
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:16,230
What, so Picasso's <i>Guernica</i>
and <i>The Emoji Movie</i> are both art?

330
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,441
- That's what you're saying?
- Okay, is <i>The Godfather</i> not art?

331
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:21,027
- No, obviously <i>The Godfather</i> is art.
- Well, there you go, right?

332
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,154
But they don't even
make movies like that anymore.

333
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:26,908
- It's all superheroes and fighter pilots.
- Yeah.

334
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,827
You want art, you watch TV.

335
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,495
Have you seen <i>The Bear</i>?

336
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,247
- Yes, chef. We love <i>The Bear.</i>
- It's so good.

337
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,459
Okay, I'm gonna show you a screen grab
from <i>MK Ultra</i>,

338
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,668
and I want you to look at this

339
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,337
and tell me that is not art.

340
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,131
"We used a take with no diarrhea
in the mouth." What?

341
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,592
- What in God's name was that?
- That's a work thing.

342
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,513
- Don't worry about that.
- That sounds like real art to me.

343
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:50,598
If you must know,

344
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:54,685
that message is actually in regards
to a very important satire we're making,

345
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,145
and you guys should find this interesting,

346
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:59,107
about medical disinformation
in the social media age.

347
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,776
With diarrhea in the mouth?

348
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,779
Yes, we have very cleverly decided to use

349
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:09,743
the metaphor of zombies spreading
their virus through projectile diarrhea.

350
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,287
So your very important satire, it's...

351
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,873
what, it's just poop jokes?

352
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,167
Well, you know what?

353
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,002
Art is meant to elicit a reaction,

354
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,380
and you're giving me
the reaction of laughter,

355
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:25,091
just proving even further
that it is art, you know?

356
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,095
Yeah, my reaction is that movie
sounds fucking dumb.

357
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,973
Yeah? Why don't you tell that
to Academy Award winner Spike Jonze?

358
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,891
- Who?
- He directed the mo...

359
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,143
- Who is Spike Jonze?
- All right, it doesn't matter.

360
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,229
Okay, yeah. No,
he doesn't need to know who that is.

361
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,356
- Who cares?
- Let's talk about something else.

362
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,567
- They keep bringing it up.
- You know there's a lot of...

363
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,443
You know,
I just have to take one more call.

364
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,445
- I'm sorry. Okay? Okay.
- Okay.

365
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,614
I'll be right back.

366
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,533
- Hello.
- <i>Having fun with your doctors?</i>

367
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:53,119
Yeah, honestly, no.

368
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,122
These people are a lot less sophisticated
than I thought they would be.

369
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,790
They don't even know who Spike Jonze is.

370
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,043
- <i>Check your phone.</i>
- Yeah, one sec.

371
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:05,966
Oh, my God.

372
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,343
Oh, God. Yes.

373
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,138
Yeah, send that for approval right now.

374
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,474
Going twice...

375
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:19,353
Sold for $5,000 to the handsome
gentleman in the front. Well done, sir.

376
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,063
- Jack!
- Yeah!

377
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,358
- He wanted that. He wanted it.
- He did.

378
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,360
Yeah.

379
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,529
- You good?
- I am good. You good?

380
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,031
- You okay? We good? We're good?
- Yeah.

381
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,449
- Yeah, I think so.
- Sorry about earlier.

382
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:32,992
- It was a little crazy.
- Yeah.

383
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,577
- But I'm ready to have fun.
- Great.

384
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,662
Not too much fun.
I actually have an early morning.

385
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,707
I have a meeting with a playwright,
actually, from London.

386
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,042
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

387
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,461
What plays did they write?

388
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:46,048
The <i>Harry Potter</i> plays.

389
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,635
Wow. Fancy.

390
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,262
Yeah.

391
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,389
Okay. This is us. This is it. We're up.

392
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,891
How high are you going?

393
00:16:56,892 --> 00:17:00,686
We cap at 100K, and split evenly,
that's 50K apiece. All right?

394
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,688
Though, I overheard Ricky
and his buddies saying

395
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,357
that they're gonna tap out at,
like, 80,000.

396
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,067
- Well, fuck them. We got this.
- We got this.

397
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,528
- Yeah, we do.
- What you're bidding on next is

398
00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:12,823
a dream golf vacation in Ireland
for four people

399
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:17,411
to the best golf course on earth,
Royal County Down in Northern Ireland,

400
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:21,039
with number one ranked golfer
Scottie Scheffler giving private lessons!

401
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,544
What an amazing opportunity this could be!

402
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,129
The bidding will start at 20,000.

403
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,340
- Do I hear a bid of 20? Anybody at 20?
- 20,000!

404
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,175
- Hear a bid of 25? Anybody at 25?
- 25,000!

405
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,760
Twenty-five! Hear a bid of 30?

406
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,971
Thirty. Hear a bid at 35, now 40.
Forty, now 45.

407
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:38,641
Hear a bid at 45? Now 50. Need a bid
at 50-- Now 55. Hear a bid at 60?

408
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:40,560
- Sixty!
- 60,000!

409
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,186
Do I hear a bid of 65?

410
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,480
- Seventy!
- Seventy! Hear a bid of 75?

411
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,941
- 75,000.
- Fucking 80.

412
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,276
80,000!

413
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,736
- 85,000!
- Honey! Slow down.

414
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,321
- No, I'm fine.
- I know. You got this.

415
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:55,241
- We get really crazy at these things.
- Oh, yeah. I know.

416
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,119
Nothing crazier than a bunch of men
bidding on golf, right?

417
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,245
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

418
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,831
- They're so scary, I can barely look.
- I know, it's nuts.

419
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:05,626
Well, it's like you guys said,
you lead a very high-stakes lifestyle.

420
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,420
- Are you still pissed off?
- Okay.

421
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:08,713
- Can you just stop it?
- I will.

422
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:11,048
You know, like, where's Fun Matt?
I miss that guy.

423
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,009
You're right.
I'll be Fun Matt from now on.

424
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,720
Eighty-five. 85,000.
Need a bid of 90. Hear a bid of 90?

425
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:16,971
- Anybody at... 90!
- Ninety!

426
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,974
- A bid of 92... five? Come on--
- 95,000!

427
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:22,477
- I'm scaring them off. I'm--
- 100!

428
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,397
Shit. Shit.

429
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,149
- 100,000!
- Honey, you can do it.

430
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,483
Do it, do it.

431
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,444
- Fuck it, I can sell some investments.
- Yes, you can.

432
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:32,904
One te... 110!

433
00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:34,864
$110,000!

434
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:36,824
- Shit, you guys are crazy.
- I know!

435
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:40,578
Suck it! Fucking Oncology in the hizzouse!

436
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,706
Look at 'em. They ain't got the stones.

437
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,875
- You did good.
- We got it!

438
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:49,337
Going once, going twice,

439
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:52,423
and I have--

440
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:57,763
- $200,000! Yeah!
- $200,000!

441
00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:00,765
Do I hear anybody else at two... 210?

442
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:02,975
- Going once, going twice...
- Wait, wait!

443
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,727
- Sold!
- Oh, baby!

444
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,563
Yes! Yeah! You're welcome!

445
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,316
I hate cancer! I fucking hate it!

446
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,609
- Yeah!
- Are you insane?

447
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:12,985
- 200?
- What the fuck?

448
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:16,280
What? You want Fun Matt? That was fun.
That was actually fun.

449
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,575
- That was great.
- You're bidding against our table.

450
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,411
I mean, what's more important to you guys?

451
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,956
Do you want money for charity
or do you wanna go play some golf?

452
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:28,501
And also,
this is how the dynamic is, traditionally.

453
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,711
People in the arts,
we fund your little science projects.

454
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,547
Here we go with the fucking arts again.

455
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,882
Okay, I'm sorry that you need
people in the arts.

456
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,426
The Spielberg Pavilion,
the Streisand Center

457
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,387
- for whatever the fuck she built.
- You don't even like golf.

458
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,430
They sold me on it.
They were incredibly convincing.

459
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:44,642
The pursuit of imperfection.
Like life. Like art, actually.

460
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,644
- That's... Yeah, let's get a drink.
- I need a drink.

461
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:49,105
Let's go get a drink.
Anyone want a drink? I'm buying.

462
00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:50,314
- God!
- Honey, no, no.

463
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,607
Just keep it together.

464
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,360
Seriously, are you that butthurt
about those guys

465
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,904
making fun of your little poop movie?

466
00:19:56,905 --> 00:20:01,325
Are you seriously suggesting I just
gave $200,000 to charity to be an asshole?

467
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,870
- Yes, that's exactly what you did.
- That's not at all... No, it isn't.

468
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:06,330
I got swept up
in the moment of the auction.

469
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,165
- Swept up?
- Yes, it was a contagious energy.

470
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,292
- Excuse me.
- I'm sorry,

471
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,752
I'd had no idea you were
so very charitable and caring and...

472
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,837
I am, you know?

473
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:14,005
- Okay, well, if you are...
- Yes.

474
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,882
...and you really don't care about golf,

475
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,926
then give the vacation to Steve and Josh.

476
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:21,888
That way you can look
like a hero and maybe, just maybe,

477
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,974
go some way towards
looking like less of an arsehole.

478
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,601
Well, you know, honestly,

479
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:30,646
I was really excited about the idea
of playing golf in Scotland, but--

480
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,981
Ireland.

481
00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:36,319
Even better. But I will seriously
think about what you're saying.

482
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,405
- I'll consider it.
- Okay.

483
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:43,160
You think fucking long and hard about it.

484
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,252
I believe in these advances, I really do.

485
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:56,464
But I just think that in the wrong hands,
AI becomes a diagnostic crutch...

486
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:57,798
- Absolutely.
- ...and... Hello.

487
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:02,094
Hello. I'd like to apologize
to all of you, okay?

488
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:06,349
I'm really, genuinely sorry
I outbid you in the auction.

489
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:09,519
And I would like to offer you
the golf trip for free, okay?

490
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,145
- Well, that is very kind.
- Really?

491
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,355
That is very kind.

492
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:17,401
And all I would ask for in exchange
is for us all to agree

493
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:20,614
that what I do is as important
as what you all do.

494
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:25,409
- And if we don't agree?
- Wow.

495
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:29,205
Do you actually not agree at all?
You don't agree at all?

496
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:34,627
Look, Matt, movies are important to you,
and that is great for you.

497
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:37,213
But they are not as important as medicine.

498
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:40,591
Why does one have to be more important
than the other? That's all I'm saying.

499
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,760
Why can't they be equally
as important as each other?

500
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:43,886
'Cause they're not!

501
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,305
I'm sorry but if a parent
has a child with cancer,

502
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,976
they bring them to Cedars,
they don't take them to the Cinerama Dome.

503
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,645
Okay, okay. But once they get to Cedars,

504
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:56,358
what is on the wall of every single room?

505
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:59,068
- Heart monitor.
- Lights?

506
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,194
A screen!

507
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:02,655
A television screen to watch movies on.

508
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:05,575
People need entertainment, art,
whatever you wanna call it.

509
00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:07,952
Look, you guys save lives,

510
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:10,121
- and I applaud you for that. Thank you.
- Thank you.

511
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:13,457
But we, the artists,
we make life worth living.

512
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:16,169
No, no. People like movies.

513
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:19,964
They don't need movies. They need doctors.

514
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,383
And if you don't see that,
then you're fucking delusional.

515
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,135
You're a fucking dumb fuck, you know that?

516
00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,761
Okay, don't call me a dumb fuck,

517
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,764
because you are perhaps the most
boring man I've ever met in my life.

518
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,933
You are! You like golf.

519
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:33,686
- A boring sport made for boring people.
- Hey! Listen--

520
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,646
- Lay off golf, will you?
- What? I'm not gonna lay...

521
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:39,275
I will not be told to back off by a man
dressed like Jiminy fucking Cricket, okay?

522
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:41,652
- You're a real piece of shit.
- I'm a piece of shit?

523
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:45,072
Okay, well, let me tell you one thing.
Of all the medical galas

524
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:47,200
that have graced the halls
of the Wilshire Ebell Theatre,

525
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,243
what is the one plaque
on the fountain about?

526
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:54,373
The movies that have been shot here.
<i>Gigli's</i> on that motherfucker! <i>Gigli</i>!

527
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,834
Our worst films are getting
more recognition

528
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:57,877
than all the medical galas

529
00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:59,879
- that ever happened ever!
- Enough. Come with me.

530
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,964
- What the fuck is your deal?
- I don't have a deal.

531
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,799
I'm just, you know, realizing

532
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,801
that perhaps you don't have
any respect for what I do,

533
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,512
and maybe I don't have
any respect for what you do,

534
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:10,139
and we have one of those relationships
where there's a healthy mutual disrespect

535
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,392
- for what one another does.
- You don't respect curing cancer?

536
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,312
Oh, you cured cancer?
I didn't read the headline.

537
00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:18,315
Great, I can go get a pack
of cigarettes, right?

538
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,859
Un-fucking-believable.

539
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,404
I have to make a quick phone call.

540
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,742
Excuse me.

541
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,369
Where are we at with the trailer?

542
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:33,162
<i>Just got approval on the latest cut.</i>

543
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,915
Great. Thank you. Great.
We saved the shitsplosion.

544
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:37,458
Thank God. Shit, I'm sorry.

545
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,919
Fucking shit!

546
00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:40,671
Fuck!

547
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:45,091
- You okay?
- I'm fine.

548
00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:47,343
You should sit.
We should really get you checked out.

549
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:50,263
Okay, Jesus,
you doctors all have God complexes.

550
00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:52,641
- I'm fine, thank you. Okay?
- Whoa.

551
00:23:53,392 --> 00:23:54,517
God.

552
00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:56,186
Oh, fuck.

553
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:01,608
Oh, no.

554
00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,823
Oh, God. Oh, God.

555
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:20,460
Oh, no. Fuck! Oh, God.

556
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:26,049
What the--

557
00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:29,427
If you've come back to apologize,
you know what, don't bother.

558
00:24:29,428 --> 00:24:30,512
It won't work.

559
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,891
What the fuck is... Why are you so sweaty?

560
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:37,393
You know what, I don't care. Just get out.

561
00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:39,520
This is done. Just get out. Leave us.

562
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,356
- I was gonna leave anyway. Okay.
- Jesus Christ. This is unbelievable.

563
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,025
- What?
- I don't know. I've got no idea.

564
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:46,278
- I'm so sorry.
- No, it's just embarrassing.

565
00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,499
Fuck!

566
00:25:01,752 --> 00:25:04,463
I called ahead.
The hospital has a private room waiting.

567
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:11,011
And do you know what will be
on the wall of that room when I get there?

568
00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:13,639
A screen.

569
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,099
And you enjoy that screen, Matt.

570
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,361
Fucking shit!

571
00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:47,296
You know, in order to
fully appreciate <i>MK Ultra 4</i>,

572
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,090
you have to have seen <i>MK Ultra 2</i>,

573
00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:53,386
which, technically, in the timeline,
comes between <i>MK Ultra 3</i> and <i>MK Ultra 4</i>.

574
00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:55,848
Yeah, no shit. Michael Peña's a client.

575
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,266
The third one was the best.

576
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:00,977
The first one, solid. Second one, okay.

577
00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:03,981
But <i>MK Ultra 4</i> made me wanna
stab my fucking eyes out.

578
00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:09,278
At least it's an original franchise,
I'll give you that.

579
00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:11,655
Thanks.

580
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:18,245
- Are you free next Saturday?
- No.

581
00:26:18,829 --> 00:26:19,872
Okay.

