1 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:25,650 So if you win, you'll thank me? 2 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:29,654 No, see, I'm not personally nominated, so I don't get to go on stage. 3 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,572 Studio executives can't be personally nominated. 4 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,616 A movie I green-lit is nominated. 5 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:35,660 Wait, you don't get to give a speech? 6 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,578 - You don't win a trophy? - No. No. 7 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:41,332 Matty, I told a whole roomful of people here you're gonna win a Golden Globe. 8 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,876 The Leventhals drove from Syosset to watch with me. 9 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:47,213 Well, you tell the Leventhals that if the movie Zoë Kravitz directed 10 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,590 wins best musical or comedy, like it's supposed to, 11 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:52,635 she will thank me in her speech in front of millions of people. 12 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,846 Everybody will hear her say my name. 13 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:57,181 Matthew, if it's Zoë's movie, 14 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,767 why did you tell me your movie was nominated? 15 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:03,771 No, see, I essentially did make the movie. I'm a part of the filmmaking team. 16 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:06,190 You know, it wouldn't have happened without me. But the whole thing is, 17 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,942 nobody knows I had anything to do with it 18 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,528 until Zoë Kravitz thanks me in her acceptance speech. 19 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:14,825 Well, she had better thank you with all you've sacrificed for this job. 20 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:18,120 - No wife, no kids. - By choice, Mom. 21 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,705 Just run up on stage with the rest of them? 22 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:22,707 Give your mother a little wave, huh? 23 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,919 - Okay, I gotta go. I love you. Bye! - Bye, honey. 24 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,220 Hey, Matt. 25 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:37,805 - Hey. - Hey, Matt. 26 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:38,932 Hey, how's it going? 27 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,642 Charli, look this way, please. 28 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,269 Charli, looking great. 29 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,190 Charli. Charli D'Amelio, over here. Look this way. 30 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,612 - Excuse me, you're in my shot. - Oh, shit. 31 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:56,908 Hi, guys! We are at the Golden Globes. And look who's behind me. Zoë Kravitz. 32 00:01:56,909 --> 00:02:00,828 - And she looks so good. I'm obsessed... - I'm here with Zoë Kravitz. 33 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,997 - Zoë, this is so exciting! - Hey. How's it going? 34 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:06,667 How does it feel to be nominated for best comedy or musical? 35 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:10,672 I am absolutely thrilled that the Globes have recognized our film Open. 36 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,008 And at the same time, it feels a little weird to be 37 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,427 pitted in competition against other artists, you know? 38 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:21,349 Like there can really be a winner. Because I feel like anytime anyone 39 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:23,768 in this industry gets to do something they really care about, 40 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,770 you know, that's the real win. So... 41 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,522 That's winning, for sure. 42 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:30,983 Amazing to see you. And we're here at the Globes, who are you excited to meet? 43 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,610 - Matty! - Patty! Hey! 44 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,695 - Matty, it's all happening. - I know. Isn't this exciting? 45 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,447 - It's so cool. - No, I mean it's really happening. 46 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,033 - I know, it's really exciting. Oh, yeah. - I've always loved the Globes but... 47 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:42,119 You know, especially when I was boozing. But being here as a nominee... 48 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,996 - Yeah. Yeah. - ...it's on a whole other level. 49 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,207 - You win, we all win, you know? - Yeah. 50 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:50,211 Well, yeah, except as a producer I can actually win. 51 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:53,297 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I can go up on stage, 52 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:56,551 take home a statue and become Hollywood immortal. 53 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:59,470 And my legacy would be forever enshrined. 54 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,055 Yeah. It'll be really cool. 55 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:04,225 Who are all these people? I don't recognize any of them. 56 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:07,061 They're influencers. Most of them don't even go inside. 57 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:09,897 They just make their red carpet TikToks and leave. 58 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:10,982 Jesus. 59 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:13,067 What the fuck is happening to this town? 60 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,151 I remember when the red carpet 61 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,320 for the Golden Globes actually stood for something. 62 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,948 Well, yeah, but if you don't get these phone-toting fetuses 63 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,992 to focus on something longer than 15 seconds, 64 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:23,494 all of this is going the way of DEI departments. 65 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,664 - That'd be a shame. - Hi! 66 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:27,790 We Globezing. 67 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,208 We Globezing, yo! 68 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,419 What's up? Good to see you, man. 69 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,421 - You look beautiful. - Look at you. You! 70 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:36,175 - I'm at table 172. Where are you guys? - Four. 71 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,010 - Four? - Yeah. 72 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:43,514 How am I 168 tables away from you? Oh, my God, am I with TV people? 73 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,183 - Yeesh. Sorry about that. - Poor thing. 74 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:48,269 - Hey, Patty. - It's Stallone. Hey! 75 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:51,230 I have to talk to him. I don't want to, but he still has my horse. 76 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,608 - Sly, where's my Buttercup? - Holy shit! Watch this. 77 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,693 Adam motherfucking Scott! 78 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:59,280 Sal? Holy shit, man. How you doing? 79 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,866 - It's been so fucking long! - I know. 80 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,576 - Hey, what's up, Matt? - What's up, dude? 81 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,120 Listen, like, 20 years ago, when I first got out here, 82 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,623 I crashed on Sal's couch for, like, six months. 83 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:09,790 - I didn't know that. - Yes! 84 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,126 Fucking guy's socks smelled like a Coachella port-a-potty. 85 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:13,544 - True. - Now his dick does. 86 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:14,629 Very true. 87 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:16,004 - Hey, what table are you at? - Three. 88 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:17,422 - Three? Three? - Yeah. 89 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,383 - Matt Remick. - Mitch! Good to see you. 90 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:22,553 - Zoë loved making Open at Continental. - We loved having her. 91 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,555 - She had such a blast. - Yeah. That's good. 92 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,599 - Then why don't you-- - Can we make Blackwing there? 93 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,309 Yeah. Tell her to close the fucking deal already. 94 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:30,895 - Then stop fucking us on the front pay. - I'm not fucking you on anything, dude. 95 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,397 This will pay her more money than she's ever made for any movie 96 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,482 in her whole career, okay? 97 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,317 Zoë as a vampire assassin 98 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:40,780 in a black bodysuit holding a red Glock dipped in holy water is cash money, bitch. 99 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,740 Hey, why you gotta Jew me like this? 100 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,076 Look, I know we're both Jewish. I don't love the Jew jokes. 101 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:46,410 - Jew love it. - I don't... 102 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,412 No, seriously, let's close this fucker, man. 103 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,873 She's on the fence. If you just sweeten it a little bit. 104 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,458 Please take your seats. The show is about to begin. 105 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,210 Best and final offer. Take it or leave it, all right? 106 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,753 - I know you're bluffing. - Okay. Yeah. 107 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,588 - You're bluffing, right? - Well, get back to me, okay? 108 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:58,756 Hey! Look at you! 109 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,051 Thank you so much. Don't mind if I do. 110 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:10,352 Thank you. This is such an incredible honor. 111 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:12,813 It's not an Oscar, but it's still pretty cool. 112 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:17,191 When we were pitching Deafening Silence, 113 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:20,528 our reps told us no one is buying limited series. 114 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:23,198 But now, we have Golden Globes and they're fired. 115 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:31,622 Thank you so, so much to our incredible cast and crew. 116 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,542 And, of course, I want to say thank you to the person without whom 117 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,545 I couldn't have done any of this. 118 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:43,217 My rock, my everything, my partner through it all, 119 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:46,430 the love of my life: Ted Sarandos. 120 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,764 Thank you. I love you. 121 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,767 Ted, you're the best studio head ever. 122 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:54,395 Yes, we are married, but we're in an open relationship. 123 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:55,480 But just with Ted. 124 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,442 Let's just say he didn't get rid of all backend. 125 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:02,486 But all disgusting jokes about my boss aside, 126 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:06,157 thank you so much to you, Ted, and to everyone at Netflix 127 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:09,661 for letting us make this incredibly important show. Thank you! 128 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,711 Give it up for them. Such an important show. 129 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,088 And everyone here makes such important work. 130 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:25,093 I love it, and it's why I get nervous, you know? It's such a tense time. 131 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,679 I hope we get to keep doing it. And I don't know about you guys, 132 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,351 but I'm starting to feel like I have to go to the movies. 133 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:37,105 Like, if I don't buy a ticket, the whole thing's gonna fall apart. 134 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:41,275 Like, every trailer feels like a Kickstarter. 135 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,778 Especially the expensive movies, like Avatar. 136 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:47,199 That's like a GoFundMe for all of Hollywood. 137 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:52,287 If Avatar doesn't work, none of us will ever work again. 138 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:58,293 I don't care if you don't like it. It cost $300 million. They need us. 139 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:02,129 And don't buy a ticket 'cause you love Avatar 3, 140 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,883 buy one 'cause you fucking love movies! 141 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:06,760 All right, we'll be right back. 142 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,596 That was great. He's so funny. 143 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,224 It's an honor to be at the table with you guys. And, Zoë, this... 144 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:14,642 It's so well-deserved, you know? 145 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:15,977 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, it's fun. 146 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,520 It's so weird to judge art, though. 147 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,105 Don't you think? The whole thing's so silly. 148 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,315 - Yeah, it's true. Yeah. - What a thought! Wow. 149 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,860 Yeah, I just try to have a good time with these things, you know? 150 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,486 And just be in the moment. 151 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,905 But I have a good feeling about tonight. 152 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:31,576 You have salad? They're not feeding us back there. It's fucking crazy. 153 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:35,162 - Sal! Dude! We did it, Joe! - We did it, Joe! Oh, my God. 154 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,748 - I'm having a crouton. - Should we take a team photo? 155 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:40,918 Oh, yes! Yes! Come here. 156 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,879 Patty, get over here, you fucking icon. 157 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,547 - Yeah. Come here, boss. - I will, ZoZo. 158 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:46,174 - That's the boss lady right here. - All right. 159 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,092 - Actually, Matt... - Yeah. Where do you want me? 160 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,344 Maybe just there so you're not too close. 161 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:53,264 - 'Cause it's... Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. - Yeah, take the photo. Yeah. 162 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:54,348 Obviously. Of course. 163 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,184 - All right. Everyone get in there. - Thank you. 164 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:58,936 - One, two, three... Team Open! - Team Open! 165 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,104 Yeah. 166 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,523 Let's get one with Matt holding the camera kinda vertical, 167 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,317 - 'cause it's better for social. - Yeah, okay. 168 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:05,776 - Love you! - Team Open! 169 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,987 - I love you guys! - There you go. 170 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,947 - Let's take a look. - It's great. Really good. 171 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,199 Thank you. 172 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,451 Come on. 173 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,410 Hi, Mom. 174 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:17,622 Is JLaw there? Because, if so, maybe you could-- 175 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,540 Jennifer Lawrence is here, and I will not tell her 176 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,292 to get a shoulder-length haircut. Okay? 177 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:23,045 I'll talk to you soon. I love you. Goodbye. 178 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:27,548 - Hey, Matt. You okay? - Yeah, I'm great. 179 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:28,717 You sure? 180 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,928 Is it just me, or does Zoë Kravitz not like me very much? 181 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:33,471 I knew it. Grow up, Matty. 182 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:36,389 Mitch Weitz told me she liked you enough to bring you Blackwing. 183 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:39,476 Yeah. I mean, maybe I'm blowing it out of proportion in my head. 184 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:43,105 It just seems like she doesn't, like, consider me a part of the filmmaking team. 185 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,775 And now I'm worried that if she wins, she's not gonna thank me in her speech, 186 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:47,276 but maybe that doesn't even matter. Right? 187 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,530 Oh, no, that's everything. 188 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,490 - Everything? - It... 189 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,826 It's the most unsatisfying thing about being an executive. 190 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:58,287 - Your name is nowhere on the film. Right? - Exactly! Yes, yes! 191 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:01,332 And without a thank-you, you basically do not exist. 192 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,667 - Exactly! Yes! - Oh, my God. 193 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:06,797 Oh, my God, when I wasn't thanked, I would sob the entire limo ride home. 194 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:09,216 But now, I'm a nominee. 195 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,009 Must be one of the perks of getting canned. 196 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:16,013 Okay. Look, if you guys win tonight, will you thank me in your speech? 197 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,683 Oh, Matty, I would, of course. But, no, we all agreed that 198 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,185 Zoë would be the one to speak. 199 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,145 Will you ask Zoë to thank me in her speech? 200 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:27,066 Yeah, I... You're not kidding. 201 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,194 No, I'm not kidd... Look, I'll just ask her to thank me myself, all right? 202 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,612 - No, you will not! - Why? Why not? 203 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:36,117 No, you never... You do not ask talent to thank you. That is so pathetic. 204 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:39,871 Isn't it more pathetic to want something and be too afraid to ask for it? 205 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:43,040 Not in this case. Not unless you want her to know you're disturbingly needy. 206 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:46,794 I am not needy. I just need to be thanked tonight. 207 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,462 What if this is my only chance 208 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,048 to be thanked in a Golden Globes speech for the rest of my life? 209 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:54,218 Matty, I love you, but I have to go vomit. 210 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,386 What? Are you okay? 211 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:58,015 Yeah, I'm great. I'm great. But, it's just... 212 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,810 whenever I get even close to realizing a dream... 213 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,145 I blow chunks. 214 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:06,647 From The Boys, please welcome Erin Moriarty 215 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,192 and Antony Starr. 216 00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:10,693 - How's it going? - Yeah, great. 217 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,905 Looking forward to a fun night of watching people blow Ted Sarandos, right? 218 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:16,991 Yeah. At least you're not at a table with a bunch of Dutch incels 219 00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:18,952 who made some horror show I've never heard of. 220 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:22,079 I'm sitting next to a guy named Joop who will not speak to me. 221 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,247 Fucking dick. 222 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,750 So however bad your night's going, mine's fucking worse. 223 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,877 Wait. Why are you staring at me? 224 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,255 Dude, is this really a thing you're doing now? 225 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,381 Is what a thing? 226 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,010 I mean... You're wearing a cape. 227 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,762 Well, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 228 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,932 Of course I am. It's a formal event. Formal cape. 229 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:43,935 Okay. Seriously, Mr. Homelander? I mean... 230 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:46,521 Seriously. I've been a cape guy my entire life. 231 00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:50,024 I'm not gonna stop now. Where I come from, it's very common. 232 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:53,612 Oh, my God. Your homeland is New Zealand, not Transylvania. 233 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:56,281 Okay. Okay. Relax. 234 00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:02,538 And the winner for Best Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or Television Film... 235 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,039 Oh, my... 236 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:08,126 - A superhero of acting. Adam Scott! - Adam Scott! 237 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,672 That's you. 238 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:13,841 What? 239 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,761 - Oh, my God. - Get up there! 240 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:21,556 He used to crash on my couch, like, 20 years ago. 241 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,809 He used to crash on my couch, like, in 2000. 242 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:32,650 Oh, my God. This is... Wow! This is unexpected. 243 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:36,237 I literally do not have a speech prepared, 244 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:40,157 so I guess I will just thank Ethan and Giancarlo, my costars. 245 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,660 Steven Soderbergh, our director, of course. 246 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,746 My agents. My wife and kids. 247 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:49,208 Everybody at Netflix. All the people... Ted Sarandos. 248 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,002 Ted, I love you. 249 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:55,089 You know what? On my way in here, I ran into an old buddy of mine. 250 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:59,428 The dude whose couch I slept on when I first came out here. 251 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:04,932 So if I'm thanking people, I think I should thank Sal Saperstein. 252 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,143 Come on, man! 253 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,646 - Dude, look what happened. - Thank you. 254 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,608 - What are you doing? - I don't know. 255 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,612 - Sal Saperstein! - Thank you. Thank you. 256 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,071 What was that? 257 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,615 Wow. Congratulations. 258 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:24,076 And I think I speak for most of America when I say, 259 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,120 "Who the hell is Sal Saperstein?" 260 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,580 Yeah, that's me right here! 261 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:28,706 All right, sir. 262 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:33,169 You might be the most enthusiastic seat filler in Globes history. 263 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,171 Give it up for him. All right, we'll be right back. 264 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,256 Thank you. 265 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,967 Sal! That was fucking hilarious! 266 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,054 - Dude, that was insane, right? - What just happened? 267 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:45,389 I'm going fucking crazy. My phone is exploding. 268 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,476 - Yo, yo, yo. I'm a meme, Matt. - Oh, my God. You're so famous. 269 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,728 - Wow. Congrats. Amazing. - I'm a fucking meme, baby! 270 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:53,731 I feel like I'm on cocaine, so I'm gonna go do a little bit of cocaine 271 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,733 and see what happens. This is the best night of my life. 272 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,570 - I fucking love both of you. - Love you so much! 273 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:01,822 - That was wild. - So funny. 274 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,075 That was so crazy. 275 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:08,496 - So, Zoë, where do you even start... - Yeah. 276 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,164 ...with writing these acceptance speeches, huh? 277 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,250 Like, how do you decide who you're gonna thank, you know? 278 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,168 You know, I haven't really thought about it. 279 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,711 I mean, I don't think we're gonna win, so... 280 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,422 No, I think you really do have a good shot of winning, actually. 281 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,842 I don't think so, but it's an honor to be nominated, you know? 282 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,761 Yeah. But do you do like, you know, something funny, like a shtick? 283 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,429 Or do you do a heartfelt speech 284 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,348 acknowledging everyone who helped bring the film to life? 285 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,684 I really haven't thought about it, because we're not gonna win. 286 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,563 But I guess, if I won, which I'm not going to... 287 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,523 I would just, you know, thank the Hollywood Foreign Press 288 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:38,609 and the other nominees and, you know, Team Open. 289 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,988 - Yeah. Team Open. Right. - So smart, Zoë. Yeah, play it cool. 290 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,031 - You don't wanna go full Benigni. - Right? 291 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,868 No, but also, a lot of people worked hard to bring the film to life, 292 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,202 and you don't want to forget anyone. 293 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,537 Hey, you haven't met Sly Stallone, 294 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,621 - have you? - No! 295 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,499 - He's a bucket list selfie, so come on. - You've been telling me about him. 296 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,587 An icon introducing me to another icon! 297 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,968 And the Globe goes to... 298 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,970 Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. 299 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:08,390 ...Quinta Brunson for Intended Consequences! 300 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,437 - Hey. - Hey, man. 301 00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,980 - Congrats, dude. - Thank you. 302 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,566 That was such a funny bit, how you thanked Sal like that. 303 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,859 Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was like 304 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,485 a spur-of-the-moment kind of thing, you know? 305 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,738 That's funny. It's like, some people wait their whole careers 306 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:26,657 to get thanked in a Globes speech. I wonder how they feel, huh? 307 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,160 Yeah. I mean, honestly, I don't think anyone's paying attention 308 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,453 to any of this shit, you know? 309 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,455 - Totally, right? Who cares? - Yeah. 310 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:37,503 Oh, my God! Okay. Thank you so much for this. 311 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:40,339 Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press. 312 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:45,009 It was just such an honor to be directed by the amazing Alexander Payne, 313 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:50,431 and I also have to thank Donna Langley at Universal and everyone at Universal. 314 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:54,937 Our incredible producers and our incredible cast and crew. 315 00:14:56,855 --> 00:15:00,775 And you know what? Look, I've never met him but he seems like such a fun dude, 316 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:03,736 and if Adam Scott likes him, now how bad can he be? 317 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,281 Sal Saperstein, I want to say thank you to you too! 318 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:10,785 Oh, there he is. Thanks, Sal! 319 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:15,831 Oh, yeah! It's me! It's me! Yes! Yes, right there. 320 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,253 Oh, my God! Sal Saperstein? 321 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,963 What? 322 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,465 And now, for fans of schadenfreude, 323 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,218 this is the part of the night you've been waiting for. 324 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,220 A look at all the people we've lost this year. 325 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:32,015 Please hold your applause till the end. It's what they would have wanted. 326 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,604 - A callback. How fun is that? - Yeah. 327 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,360 - Thank you. Hey. - Hey, Gabby. 328 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,695 - How's it going? - Good, yeah. 329 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:47,446 I mean, it's the craziest night to be a publicist... 330 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,698 - Yeah. Yeah. - ...but I feel good. 331 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,908 - I feel like our girl could get this one. - Yeah. Really. Yeah. 332 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,495 - It feels like a good vibe, huh? Yeah. - I know. Fingers crossed. Okay. 333 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:58,583 Hey, yo. So, did Zoë run her acceptance speech past you? 334 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:00,084 - Of course. Yeah. - Yeah. 335 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,795 She sent it to me this morning and we put it in the prompter, in case she wins. 336 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:06,090 Yeah. So, do you happen to remember who she... 337 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:09,051 - who she thanks in her speech? - I think so, yeah. 338 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:12,346 Uh-huh. Okay, look, I'm just gonna ask. 339 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,684 Am I one of the people she's gonna thank if she wins tonight? 340 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,771 I don't think I remember 'cause the speech is so long. 341 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,983 Is my name in the speech? Just tell me. Am I in the speech? 342 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,196 Not in the draft we loaded into the prompter, no. 343 00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:29,071 Watch the show and have fun. 344 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,449 And a very special thanks to Ted Sarandos at Netflix. Thank you so, so much. 345 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,328 Yeah, of course. Ted Sarandos. That fucking guy. 346 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,289 Thank you so much. 347 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,128 And I suppose thanking Sal Saperstein has... 348 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,382 become a bit like rubbing a Buddha statue's belly for luck. 349 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:52,137 Except that in this case you've already won, so it really doesn't make any sense. 350 00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,848 Yet nothing in this business really makes sense, does it? 351 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:59,685 So... thank you, Sal Saperstein! 352 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,230 What is happening? 353 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,607 Thank you, Jean Smart. Thank you, Jean Smart. 354 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:10,405 It's me! It's me. Right there. 355 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,077 All right, all right, all right. 356 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,126 - Hey, dude. How's it going, bro? - It's okay. 357 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:28,714 So, Zoë Kravitz is afraid she forgot someone's name from her acceptance speech. 358 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,967 I just wanna make sure it's in there, in case she wins. 359 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,927 Yeah, the speeches, they're already proofed and loaded, 360 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,512 so I can't really change them at this point. 361 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,347 You could change it. You got the keyboard there. Just type it in. 362 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,599 Yeah, I have a keyboard but I need permission to change it from Zoë 363 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,059 or her publicist. That's the protocol. 364 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,103 Yeah. They're both tied up out there right now, 365 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,438 but they asked me to come back here and just get it done, so... 366 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,816 Yeah, right. And who are you? 367 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,485 - I... I work at... - Have a seat. 368 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,029 ...Continental Pictures. They made Zoë's film. 369 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,948 So anyway, Matt Remick is the name. 370 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:56,200 He's the head of Continental Studios, and Zoë's... 371 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,286 She's worried she forgot his name from her speech. 372 00:17:58,287 --> 00:17:59,829 She'd be devastated if she didn't thank him, so-- 373 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,289 - Hey. - Hey. 374 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,748 What are you doing here? 375 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,584 I... What are you doing here? 376 00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,294 I just saw you at the table. 377 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:09,380 Yeah, I'm also presenting. I just wanted to double check my lines. 378 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,300 Yeah, Miss Kravitz, did you ask this man to change your acceptance speech? 379 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:13,676 I'm sorry, Matt... What? 380 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:14,760 You're Matt? 381 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,221 He asked me to put his name, Matt, in your speech. 382 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,057 - I... - What is going on? 383 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:20,809 I was joking. 384 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,311 He wasn't joking. 385 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:23,978 Would you sh... 386 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,314 Look, let me just explain this to you real fast, okay? 387 00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:27,398 Yeah, please do. 388 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,151 It's actually very simple. I just... 389 00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:32,278 I just didn't want you to forget to thank me in your speech. 390 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,322 And you thought I'd say whatever's on the teleprompter, 391 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,866 like I'm fucking Ron Burgundy? 392 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,035 That was the hope. 393 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,288 I'm very proud of this movie, 394 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,832 and I didn't write it or direct it, and the only way anyone will know 395 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,335 that I contributed anything to it is if you thank me in your speech. 396 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,420 And honestly, I figured you wouldn't give a shit. 397 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:51,672 You don't seem to give a shit about this award stuff at all, you know? 398 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:57,053 All right. Let's get one thing straight. I give a shit. I give a ginormous shit. 399 00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,721 But you keep saying how silly it is. 400 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:01,140 I'm pretending! I'm already rich. I'm already famous. 401 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,434 Winning awards is like the only thing that's left. 402 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,603 Okay, great! Well, then you understand how important it is. 403 00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,230 You see why I wanna be thanked, so I-- 404 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,190 Yes, I do. But you're not a part of my plan. 405 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,442 I have this figured out to the T, and I'm not getting played off. 406 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,568 That shit's embarrassing. 407 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:15,154 But I thought you didn't think you were even gonna win this thing. 408 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,322 I'm gonna win. 409 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,575 I have gone to every luncheon and bruncheon that those 410 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,661 Hollywood Foreign fucks have thrown. 411 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:25,248 I have put in the work, and I am winning this shit. 412 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,208 It's three words. "Thanks, Matt Remick." 413 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,085 That's all I want you to put in there, you know? 414 00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:32,797 You don't understand. I have practiced this in the mirror a million times. 415 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:34,924 I can't change it now. It's perfect. 416 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:37,927 I start genuinely shocked, then get very humble, 417 00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:40,429 become overwhelmed with gratitude and start crying. 418 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:45,142 Then I compose myself, give a big thanks to Team Open, and that's it. 419 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:48,479 This movie would not exist if it wasn't for me. I green-lit it. 420 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,898 You and me, we are Team Open, you know? 421 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,234 - You can't possibly believe that. - I do! 422 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,152 Oh, my God. That is so fucking sad. 423 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,029 Dude, shut the fuck up, man. 424 00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,783 I'm out here trying to show Christopher Nolan that I have range, 425 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,535 and all I can hear is you whining. 426 00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,829 We're so sorry, Ramy, and you are killing it tonight. 427 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,915 Zoë, I was not yelling at you. I was yelling at whoever the fuck this guy is. 428 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,458 I love you and I love your movie. 429 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,377 It's really good. It's not just diversity good. 430 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,004 - You're gonna win. - Oh, my God. I love you so much. 431 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,881 We're not gonna win, but I love you. 432 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:19,469 Zoë, I'm begging you here. My mother is watching. 433 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,806 I have to go rehearse my bit. 434 00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:38,697 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 435 00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:42,367 Oh, God, no. Fuck! 436 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:48,414 Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. 437 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,540 Matt! 438 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,667 Yeah. I've got eyes on him. Yeah, I'm gonna tell him right now. 439 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,752 Yo, what's up? 440 00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:54,921 That was Zoë. She's gonna back out of the Blackwing deal. 441 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,881 Are you ser... She told you that right now? Are you ser-- 442 00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:59,425 Yeah, she just called me, and she said that you tried to put your name 443 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,010 - in her acceptance speech? - Oh, fuck. 444 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,553 Have you lost your fucking mind? 445 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,388 She is livid, okay? 446 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:08,809 So forget about thanking you, she will never work with Jew again. 447 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,728 Now's not the time for these fucking jokes, okay? 448 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,313 I'm not joking. Do I look like I'm kidding? 449 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,981 We need to make Blackwing, okay? It's a priority. 450 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,858 - Yeah, I understand that. - You gotta smooth things over! 451 00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:16,943 Me? What the fuck am I-- 452 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:19,362 Yes! First dollar gross. We will give her first dollar gross. 453 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,447 - Really? - Yes. 454 00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:24,284 Well, now you're talking like a rational Jew-man being. 455 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,205 When young writers ask me for advice 456 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,707 on how to succeed in the entertainment business, 457 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:35,378 I tell them three things: First, shorter is better. 458 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:39,216 Second, faster is better. Third, don't take anybody's advice. 459 00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:44,804 When I look back on my career, there are far too many people to thank 460 00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:47,933 for one speech, so I'll whittle it down. 461 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:51,895 Thank you, Sal Saperstein. 462 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,612 Yeah, come on. 463 00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:05,700 - Yes! Yes! This guy. - You can't handle the Sap. 464 00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:07,327 This guy right here. 465 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:14,626 - That's me. That's me. That's me. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 466 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,045 Yeah! 467 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,423 - I love you, Aaron Sorkin. - Yes! 468 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,134 - You can't handle the Sap. - Yes! 469 00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,845 Sal Saperstein! 470 00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:33,145 - Hey, Ted. - Hey, Matt. 471 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,981 I gotta ask you, man, how do you get all these stars 472 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:38,441 to thank you in their speeches? 473 00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:40,151 You showing up on set every day, 474 00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,945 you giving them fucking fruit baskets, or something? 475 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,488 No, it's contractual. 476 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:47,367 No, I force them to. They literally have to thank me. 477 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:49,452 - Really? - Yeah. 478 00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:51,872 Yeah, I'm not gonna leave something that important to chance. 479 00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,874 Yeah, no. Wow, that's genius, man. 480 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,334 I gotta do that from now on. 481 00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,502 Yeah. Yeah, right? 482 00:22:57,503 --> 00:23:00,087 I mean, otherwise, why in the world would they possibly thank us? 483 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:02,049 We're bean counters, they're artists. 484 00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:04,383 Yeah, I mean, I gu... I mean... 485 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:07,386 - I am an artist, so... - That's hilarious. 486 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:11,098 No, I mean, I am. I mean, we're... we are both artists, Ted. 487 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,017 I am not a fucking artist. 488 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,394 Well, I am a fucking artist. 489 00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,189 Well, even if you're crazy enough to really believe that, 490 00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,359 don't say it out loud in front of the real artists. 491 00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:23,070 I think your category's next. 492 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,696 Shit. 493 00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:29,368 What a dumbass. 494 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,370 You know the worst part of awards season 495 00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:36,707 is all the constant pandering for attention. 496 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:41,088 Isn't that right, Basha? Don't we hate the pandering-wandering? 497 00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:45,299 Yeah, the dog sitter flaked and Basha hates to be alone. 498 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,719 But I swear, the turd in the greenroom was not his. 499 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,681 It was Dame Judi Dench, but, Judi, I picked it up for you. 500 00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:53,015 I love you. 501 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:56,602 Here to present the award for Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy, 502 00:23:56,603 --> 00:24:00,440 is a man who has done neither. Zack Snyder, everybody. 503 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,114 Thank you. 504 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,908 Now, for any of you who felt like the show's gone by too fast 505 00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:15,621 or felt it's not nearly long enough, don't worry, I'll be releasing a six-hour, 506 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:20,126 black-and-white, 4:3 version of the show, Snyder Cut style, 507 00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:24,506 on digital download and Blu-ray, 29.99, so look for that. 508 00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:27,009 It'll be well worth it. 509 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,844 All right, let's get to it, shall we? 510 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:34,016 The nominees for Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy, 511 00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:36,435 Dogs Are People Too... 512 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,565 Intended Consequences, 513 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:45,568 Whip-Smart, Open... 514 00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:46,652 Yeah. 515 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,031 ...and finally, Day Lilies. 516 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,534 The Golden Globe goes to... 517 00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:57,580 Sal Saperstein. No! Open! 518 00:24:57,581 --> 00:25:01,250 - Open! Open! Yeah! Yeah! - Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 519 00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:05,464 Yeah! Yeah, we did it. Yeah, yeah. 520 00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:11,011 - Patty! Congrats. You won. - Oh, my God. 521 00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:15,723 I'm an award winner. We did it. We did. 522 00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:18,100 I did it. It's happening. 523 00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,103 - Amazing. Amazing. - Thank you. 524 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:22,940 Oh, my God. 525 00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:29,696 Wow. Wow. 526 00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:34,742 I was not expecting this. I know people say that, 527 00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:37,995 but I really, really wasn't. Wow. 528 00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:43,376 I really can't even believe that I'm even in the conversation 529 00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:46,212 with visionaries like Alexander Payne 530 00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:49,632 and his masterful storytelling in Day Lilies, 531 00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:55,096 or Jonathan Levine and his hilarious and heartfelt Dogs Are People Too. 532 00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:59,475 It is so silly the way they pit us against each other like this... 533 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:00,560 Yes. 534 00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:04,481 ...and so I accept this award on behalf of all of us. 535 00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:10,529 And... Sorry. 536 00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:16,368 I am so... I am so grateful that I get to do this for a living. 537 00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:22,915 To make art and to tell stories from the heart is a privilege 538 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,501 and one I don't take lightly. 539 00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:32,843 Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press. Thank you to my amazing cast and crew. 540 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:39,683 And yes, thank you, Sal Saperstein, who actually did work on my movie! 541 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:46,898 And my rock of a producer, my mentor, my bestie, Patty Leigh. 542 00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:47,983 Oh, Zo. 543 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,861 I love you. I... 544 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:57,825 And there is one more person I would like to thank. 545 00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,077 - Don't play me off. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 546 00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:03,164 He believed in the movie from day one. 547 00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:05,500 Without him, the film would not have been made, 548 00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,919 so I wanna take this opportunity 549 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,297 to say thank you so much, 550 00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:12,925 Matt Remick. 551 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:32,861 All right. Yes, yes, Zoë's here. 552 00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:38,032 So, how did the speech play? 553 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:41,452 Because I really didn't think I was gonna win, so I was up there, like, rambling. 554 00:27:41,453 --> 00:27:43,955 - I don't even know what I was saying. - People were spellbound. 555 00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:45,748 - Really? - Yes. It was so authentic 556 00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:48,584 and endearing. And magnetic. 557 00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,628 - Thank you. I love you. - Hey. 558 00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:53,005 - She didn't say your name. - I know. I know. 559 00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:56,259 We even had subtitles on for Alan Freedland, who's deaf as a post now. 560 00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:57,927 Nothing! What happened? 561 00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:02,640 I don't know what to tell you, Mom. I'm sorry. It's a complicated situation. 562 00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:05,685 I'll tell you about it later, okay? I gotta go. 563 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:07,937 - Okay, but call me back. - I love you. Bye. 564 00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,773 - What's up, motherfucker? - We won! 565 00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:13,568 - We fucking did it! - We did it! 566 00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:16,404 And guess what the headline of the night, The Ankler, said. 567 00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:20,783 "The MVP of the evening is Continental VP of production, Sal fucking Saperstein." 568 00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:22,660 Oh, my fucking God. 569 00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:25,955 All this just for letting Adam Scott crash on your skid-marked couch. 570 00:28:25,956 --> 00:28:28,457 - You have officially won Hollywood. - I love you. 571 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:32,962 - Sap! Dude, look what we did! No way! - No! Dude! Dude! Come on. 572 00:28:32,963 --> 00:28:36,090 - Yeah! - We fucking did it! 573 00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:38,509 Hey, listen. Jimmy Kimmel rented out The Penthouse. 574 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:40,636 It's gonna be the best after-party ever. You wanna go? 575 00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:42,805 - I love Jimmy Kimmel! I'm fucking in! - Yeah! 576 00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:44,682 - I won't be at work tomorrow! - Okay. Yeah. 577 00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:47,059 - Sal Saperstein! - Yeah! 578 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,437 Hi. 579 00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,354 Hi. 580 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:53,149 - Well done. - Thank you. Thank you so much. 581 00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:54,484 Wait, Matt! Where are you going? 582 00:28:55,611 --> 00:28:58,237 That's me. I'm just heading home. It's... You know, it's been a long night. 583 00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,989 - Did you tell him? - Well, I was about to. 584 00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:01,950 - Tell me what? - She's good to close the deal. 585 00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:05,328 We've got a movie. Team Blackwing! 586 00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:07,371 - Team motherfucking Blackwing! - Really? 587 00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:09,498 - Yes! - Oh, my God! Team Blackwing! Yes! 588 00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:11,209 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 589 00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:13,337 - Good Shabbas. - Oh, yeah. You too. 590 00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:15,421 - Thank you, honestly. - Yeah. 591 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,924 You're gonna make another great film. We'll be back in a few years. 592 00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:20,092 - You'll get another one of those. - I doubt that, but... 593 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:22,637 - I'll talk to you soon. - Matt, wait! I got cut off, 594 00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:25,139 but you did hear that I did say thank you? 595 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:26,724 I did. I saw. I saw your mouth. 596 00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:28,851 - You mouthed my name. I appreciate that. - Yeah. 597 00:29:28,852 --> 00:29:30,937 I'm so sorry I went crazy in there, so... 598 00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:33,147 - Yeah. - No, no. It's okay, it's okay. 599 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:37,109 But really, I mean it. Thank you. Thank you for green-lighting Open. 600 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:40,112 Well, I believed in you from the very start and, 601 00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:43,325 you know, at the end of the day, you're the artist, I'm just the bean counter. 602 00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:46,077 - Have a good night. Okay. - Yeah. I'll talk to you soon. 603 00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:49,205 - Hi! - Zoë! Hey, baby! Hey! 604 00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:52,501 Oh, Matt. You know you'll get one of these someday. 605 00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:55,003 You just have to get fired first. 606 00:29:55,671 --> 00:29:57,797 Might happen sooner than you think. 607 00:29:57,798 --> 00:30:01,217 Congratulations, Patty. You really, really deserve that, okay? 608 00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:03,553 - Thank you. - I'm happy for you. Yeah. Thank you. 609 00:30:03,554 --> 00:30:06,640 - Thank you, Matt Remick! - Thank you, Patty Leigh! 610 00:30:07,641 --> 00:30:10,810 - Team Open! Yeah! Team Open! - Team Open! 611 00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:14,648 Yeah! Yeah! 612 00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:19,820 Fuck! 613 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:25,117 Your movie lost? 614 00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:27,411 No, it won. 615 00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:29,955 Take me home, please. 616 00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:33,000 You got it.