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[caller] So if you win, you'll thank me?
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No, see... [chuckles] ...I'm not personally
nominated, so I don't get to go on stage.
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Studio executives
can't be personally nominated.
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A movie I green-lit is nominated.
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Wait, you don't get to give a speech?
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- You don't win a trophy?
- No. [laughs] No.
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Matty, I told a whole roomful of people
here you're gonna win a Golden Globe.
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The Leventhals drove
from Syosset to watch with me.
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Well, you tell the Leventhals that
if the movie Zoë Kravitz directed
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wins best musical or comedy,
like it's supposed to,
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she will thank me in her speech
in front of millions of people.
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Everybody will hear her
say my name. [chuckles]
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Matthew, if it's Zoë's movie,
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why did you tell me your movie
was nominated?
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No, see, I essentially did make the movie.
I'm a part of the filmmaking team.
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You know, it wouldn't have happened
without me. But the whole thing is,
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nobody knows I had anything to do with it
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until Zoë Kravitz thanks me
in her acceptance speech.
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Well, she had better thank you
with all you've sacrificed for this job.
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[chuckles]
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- No wife, no kids.
- By choice, Mom. [laughs]
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Just run up on stage
with the rest of them?
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Give your mother a little wave, huh?
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- Okay, I gotta go. I love you. Bye!
- Bye, honey.
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[inhales sharply, sighs]
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[person 1] Hey, Matt.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Matt.
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Hey, how's it going?
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[photographer 1] Charli,
look this way, please.
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[photographer 2] Charli, looking great.
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[photographer 3] Charli. Charli D'Amelio,
over here. Look this way.
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- Excuse me, you're in my shot.
- Oh, shit.
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Hi, guys! We are at the Golden Globes.
And look who's behind me. Zoë Kravitz.
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- And she looks so good. I'm obsessed...
- [interviewer] I'm here with Zoë Kravitz.
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- Zoë, this is so exciting!
- Hey. How's it going?
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How does it feel to be nominated
for best comedy or musical?
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I am absolutely thrilled that the Globes
have recognized our film Open.
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And at the same time,
it feels a little weird to be
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pitted in competition
against other artists, you know?
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Like there can really be a winner.
Because I feel like anytime anyone
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in this industry gets to do something
they really care about,
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you know, that's-that's the real win. So...
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- That's winning, for sure.
- [chuckles]
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Amazing to see you. And we're here at
the Globes, who are you excited to meet?
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- [gasps] Matty!
- Patty! Hey! Hey.
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- Matty, it's all happening.
- I know. Isn't this exciting?
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- It's so cool.
- No, I mean it's really happening.
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- I know, it's really exciting. Oh, yeah.
- I've always loved the Globes but...
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You know, especially when I was boozing.
But being here as a nominee...
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- ...it's on a whole other level.
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- You win, we all win, you know?
- [sighs] Yeah.
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Well, yeah,
except as a producer I can actually win.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, I can go up on stage,
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take home a statue
and become Hollywood immortal.
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And my legacy would be forever enshrined.
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Yeah, yeah. It'll be really cool.
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Who are all these people?
I don't recognize any of them.
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They're influencers.
Most of them don't even go inside.
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They just make their red carpet TikToks
and leave.
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- [grunts]
- Jesus.
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- What the fuck is happening to this town?
- [groans]
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I remember when the red carpet
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for the Golden Globes
actually stood for something.
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Well, yeah, but if you don't get these
phone-toting fetuses
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to focus on something
longer than 15 seconds,
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all of this is
going the way of DEI departments.
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- Oh, that'd be a shame.
- [gasps] Hi!
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Oh! We Globezing.
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[Matt] We Globezing, yo!
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- What's up? Good to see you, man.
- [laughing]
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- Ah, you look beautiful. Mwah!
- Look at you. You!
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- I'm at table 172. Where are you guys?
- [both] Four.
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- Four?
- Yeah.
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How am I 168 tables away from you?
Oh, my God, am I with TV people? Ugh.
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- Yeesh. Sorry about that.
- Poor thing.
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- [attendee] Hey, Patty.
- Oh! Oh, it's Stallone. Hey!
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I have to talk to him. I don't want to,
but he still has my horse.
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- Sly, where's my Buttercup?
- Holy shit! Watch this.
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Adam motherfucking Scott!
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- Sal? Holy shit, man. How you doing?
- [chuckles]
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- It's been so fucking long!
- I know.
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- Hey, what's up, Matt?
- What's up, dude?
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Listen, like, 20 years ago,
when I first got out here,
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I crashed on Sal's couch
for, like, six months.
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- [laughs] I didn't know that.
- Yes!
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Fucking guy's socks smelled like
a Coachella port-a-potty.
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- True.
- Now his dick does. [laughs]
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Very true.
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- Hey, what table are you at?
- Uh, three.
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- Three? Three?
- Yeah.
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- Matt Remick.
- Mitch! Good to see you.
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- Zoë loved making Open at Continental.
- Oh, we loved having her.
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- She had such a blast.
- Yeah, yeah. That's good.
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- Then why don't you--
- [stammers] Can we make Blackwing there?
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Yeah. Tell her to
close the fucking deal already.
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- Then stop fucking us on the front pay.
- I'm not fucking you on anything, dude.
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This will pay her more money
than she's ever made for any movie
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in her whole career, okay?
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Zoë as a vampire assassin
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in a black bodysuit holding a red Glock
dipped in holy water is cash money, bitch.
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Hey, why you gotta Jew me like this?
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Look, I know we're both Jewish.
I don't love the Jew jokes.
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- Jew love it.
- I don't... [laughs]
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No, seriously,
let's close this fucker, man.
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She's on the fence.
If you just sweeten it a little bit.
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[announcer] Please take your seats.
The show is about to begin.
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Best and final offer.
Take it or leave it, all right?
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- I know you're bluffing.
- Okay. Yeah.
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- You're bluffing, right?
- Well, get back to me, okay?
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[Mitch] Hey! Look at you!
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Thank you so much. Don't mind if I do.
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[Statsky] Thank you.
This is such an incredible honor.
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Um, it's not an Oscar,
but it's still pretty cool.
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[crowd laughs]
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Uh, when we were pitching
Deafening Silence,
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our reps told us
no one is buying limited series.
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But now,
we have Golden Globes and they're fired.
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[crowd laughs, applauds]
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Thank you so, so much
to our incredible cast and crew.
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And, of course, I want to say thank you
to the person without whom
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I couldn't have done any of this.
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My rock, my everything,
my partner through it all,
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the love of my life: Ted Sarandos.
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- [crowd cheers]
- Thank you. I love you.
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Ted, you're the best studio head ever.
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[person] Uh, yes, we are married, but, uh,
we're in an open relationship.
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But just with Ted. [laughs]
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Uh, let's just say
he didn't get rid of all backend.
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[crowd laughs]
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But all disgusting jokes
about my boss aside,
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thank you so much to you, Ted,
and to everyone at Netflix
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for letting us make
this incredibly important show. Thank you!
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[crowd cheers]
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Give it up for them.
Such an important show.
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And everyone here
makes such important work.
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I love it, and it's why I get nervous,
you know? It's such a tense time.
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I hope we get to keep doing it.
And I don't know about you guys,
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but I'm starting to feel like
I have to go to the movies.
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[crowd laughs]
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Like, if I don't buy a ticket,
the whole thing's gonna fall apart.
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[crowd laughs]
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[chuckling] Like,
every trailer feels like a Kickstarter.
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Especially the expensive movies,
like-like Avatar.
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That's like a GoFundMe
for all of Hollywood.
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[crowd laughs]
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If Avatar doesn't work,
none of us will ever work again.
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I-I don't care if you don't like it.
It cost $300 million. They need us.
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And don't buy a ticket
'cause you love Avatar 3,
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buy one 'cause you fucking love movies!
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- [crowd cheering]
- All right, we'll be right back.
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That was great. He's so funny.
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It's an honor to be at the table
with you guys. And, Zoë, this...
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It's so well-deserved, you know?
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- [laughs] Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, it's fun.
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It's so weird to judge art, though.
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Don't you think?
The whole thing's so silly.
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- Yeah, it's true. Yeah.
- What a thought! Wow.
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Yeah, I just try to have a good time
with these things, you know?
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- Mm-hmm.
- And just, uh, be in the moment.
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But, uh, I have a good feeling
about tonight. [chuckles]
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You have salad? They're not feeding us
back there. It's fucking crazy.
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- Sal! Dude! We did it, Joe! [laughs]
- We did it, Joe! Mwah! Oh, my God.
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- I'm having a crouton.
- Ooh! Should we take a team photo?
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Oh, yes! Yes! Mmm, mmm. Come here.
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Patty, get over here, you fucking icon.
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- Yeah. Come here, boss.
- Oh, I will, ZoZo.
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- That's the boss lady right here.
- All right.
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- Actually, Matt...
- Yeah. Where do you want me?
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Um, maybe just there
so you're not too close.
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- 'Cause it's... Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.
- Oh. Yeah, take the photo. Oh... Yeah.
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Obviously. Of course.
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- Uh, all right. Everyone get in there.
- Thank you.
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- One, two, three... Team Open!
- Team Open!
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Yeah. [laughs]
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Let's get one with Matt holding the camera
kinda vertical,
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- 'cause it's better for social.
- Oh. Yeah, okay.
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- [Sal] Whoo! Love you!
- Team Open!
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- [Kravitz] I love you guys!
- [chuckles] There you go.
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- [Sal] Let's take a look.
- It's great. Really good.
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- Thank you.
- Ooh!
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[sighs] Come on.
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Hi, Mom.
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[mom] Is JLaw there? Because, if so,
maybe you could--
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Jennifer Lawrence is here,
and I will not tell her
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to get a shoulder-length haircut. Okay?
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I'll talk to you soon. I love you.
Goodbye.
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- [clicks tongue] Hey, Matt. You okay?
- Uh, yeah, I'm great. [chuckles]
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You sure?
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Is it just me,
or does Zoë Kravitz not like me very much?
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I knew it. Grow up, Matty.
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Mitch Weitz told me she liked you enough
to bring you Blackwing.
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Yeah. I mean... [sighs] ...maybe I'm
blowing it out of proportion in my head.
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It just seems like she doesn't, like,
consider me a part of the filmmaking team.
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And now I'm worried that if she wins,
she's not gonna thank me in her speech,
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but maybe that doesn't even matter. Right?
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Oh, no, that's everything.
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- Everything?
- It...
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It's the most unsatisfying thing
about being an executive.
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- Your name is nowhere on the film. Right?
- Exactly! Yes, yes!
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And without a thank-you,
you basically do not exist.
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- Exactly! Yes!
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, when I wasn't thanked,
I would sob the entire limo ride home.
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[sighs] But now, I'm a nominee.
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Must be
one of the perks of getting canned.
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Okay. Look, if you guys win tonight,
will you thank me in your speech?
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Oh, Matty, I would, of course.
But, no, we all agreed that
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Zoë would be the one to speak.
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Will you ask Zoë to thank me
in her speech?
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[laughs] Yeah, I... You're not kidding.
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No, I'm not kidd... Look, I'll just ask her
to thank me myself, all right?
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- No, you will not!
- Why? Why not?
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No, you never... You do not ask talent
to thank you. That is so pathetic.
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Isn't it more pathetic to want something
and be too afraid to ask for it?
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Not in this case. Not unless you want her
to know you're disturbingly needy.
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I am not needy.
I just need to be thanked tonight.
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What if this is my only chance
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to be thanked in a Golden Globes speech
for the rest of my life?
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Matty, I love you, but I have to go vomit.
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What? Are you okay?
220
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Yeah, I'm great. I'm great.
But, it's just...
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whenever I get even close
to realizing a dream...
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I blow chunks.
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[announcer] From The Boys,
please welcome Erin Moriarty
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and Antony Starr.
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- How's it going?
- Yeah, great.
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Looking forward to a fun night of
watching people blow Ted Sarandos, right?
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Yeah. At least you're not at a table
with a bunch of Dutch incels
228
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who made some horror show
I've never heard of.
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I'm sitting next to a guy named Joop
who will not speak to me.
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Fucking dick.
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So however bad your night's going,
mine's fucking worse.
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- [Starr] Wait. Why are you staring at me?
- [shushes]
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Dude, is this really
a thing you're doing now?
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Is what a thing?
235
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I mean... You're wearing a cape.
236
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Well, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
237
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- Of course I am. It's a formal event.
- Mm-hmm. [chuckles]
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Formal cape.
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- Okay. Seriously, Mr. Homelander? I mean...
- [crowd laughs]
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Seriously. I've been a cape guy
my entire life.
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I'm not gonna stop now.
Where I come from, it's very common.
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Oh, my God. Your homeland is New Zealand,
not Transylvania.
243
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- [crowd laughs]
- Okay. Okay. Relax.
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And the winner for Best Supporting Actor
in a Miniseries or Television Film...
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[gasps] Oh, my...
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- A superhero of acting. Adam Scott!
- Adam Scott! Whoo!
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[crowd cheering]
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That's you.
249
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:13,841
What?
250
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- Oh. Oh, my God.
- Get up there!
251
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He used to crash on my couch,
like, 20 years ago.
252
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He used to crash on my couch, like,
in 2000.
253
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:32,650
Oh, my God. This is, uh... Wow!
Uh... [stammers] ...this is unexpected.
254
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I literally do not have a, uh...
a speech prepared,
255
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:40,157
so I guess I will just thank Ethan
and Giancarlo, my costars.
256
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Uh, Steven Soderbergh,
our director, of course.
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Uh, my agents. My, uh, wife and kids.
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Everybody at Netflix. All the people...
[stammers] Ted Sarandos.
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- Ted, I love you.
- [groans]
260
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You know what? On my way in here,
I ran into an old buddy of mine.
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The dude whose couch I slept on
when I first came out here.
262
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So if I'm thanking people,
I think I should thank Sal Saperstein.
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Come on, man!
264
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- Dude, look what happened.
- Thank you.
265
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- What are you doing?
- I don't know.
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- Sal Saperstein!
- Thank you. Thank you.
267
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What... What was that?
268
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- [laughs]
- Wow. Congratulations.
269
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And, uh, I think I speak for
most of America when I say,
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"Who the hell is Sal Saperstein?"
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Yeah, that's me right here!
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[chuckles] All right, sir.
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You might be the most enthusiastic
seat filler in Globes history.
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Give it up for him. All right,
we'll be right back.
275
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- Thank you.
- [phone buzzing]
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Sal! That was fucking hilarious!
277
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- Dude, that was insane, right?
- What just happened? [laughs]
278
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I'm going fucking crazy.
My phone is exploding.
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- Yo, yo, yo. I'm a meme, Matt.
- Oh, my God. You're so famous.
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- Wow. Congrats. Amazing. [laughs]
- I'm a fucking meme, baby!
281
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I feel like I'm on cocaine,
so I'm gonna go do a little bit of cocaine
282
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and see what happens.
This is the best night of my life.
283
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- I fucking love both of you.
- Love you so much! [laughs]
284
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,822
- [laughs] That was wild.
- [laughs, sighs] So funny.
285
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That was so crazy. [inhales deeply]
286
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:08,496
- So, Zoë, uh, where do you even start...
- Yeah.
287
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,164
...with writing these
acceptance speeches, huh?
288
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Like, how do you decide
who you're gonna thank, you know?
289
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,168
Um, you know, I haven't really thought
about it.
290
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I mean, I don't think we're gonna win, so...
291
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,422
No, I think you really do have
a good shot of winning, actually.
292
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,842
I don't think so, but it's an honor
to be nominated, you know?
293
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,761
Yeah. But do you do like, you know,
something funny, like a shtick?
294
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Or do you do a heartfelt speech
295
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,348
acknowledging everyone
who helped bring the film to life?
296
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I really haven't thought about it,
because we're not gonna win.
297
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But I guess, if I won,
which I'm not going to... [laughs]
298
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:35,523
...um, I would just, you know,
thank the Hollywood Foreign Press
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and the other nominees
and, you know, Team Open.
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- Yeah. Team Open. Right.
- So smart, Zoë. Yeah, play it cool.
301
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- You don't wanna go full Benigni.
- [Zoë.] Right?
302
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No, but also, a lot of people
worked hard to bring the film to life,
303
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and you don't want to forget anyone.
304
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Hey, you haven't met Sly Stallone,
305
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,621
- have you?
- No!
306
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- He's a bucket list selfie, so come on.
- You've been telling me about him.
307
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An icon introducing me
to another icon! [giggles]
308
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[announcer] And the Globe goes to...
309
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Thanks. Thank you. Thank you.
310
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:08,389
...Quinta Brunson for Intended Consequences!
311
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[crowd cheering]
312
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- Hey.
- Hey, man.
313
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- Congrats, dude.
- Oh, thank you.
314
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,566
That was such a funny bit,
how you thanked Sal like that.
315
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,859
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was like
316
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a spur-of-the-moment kind of thing,
you know?
317
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,738
That's funny. It's like,
some people wait their whole careers
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00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:26,657
to get thanked in a Globes speech.
I wonder how they feel, huh? [chuckles]
319
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,160
Yeah. I mean, honestly,
I don't think anyone's paying attention
320
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,453
to any of this shit, you know?
321
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,455
- Totally, right? Who cares? [chuckles]
- Yeah.
322
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:37,503
Oh, my God! Um... Okay.
Thank you so much for this.
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Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press.
324
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:45,009
Um, it was just such an honor to be
directed by the amazing Alexander Payne,
325
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and I also have to thank Donna Langley
at Universal and everyone at Universal.
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Our incredible producers
and our incredible cast and crew.
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00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,772
Whoo! Um, and you know what?
328
00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:00,775
Uh, look, I've never met him
but he seems like such a fun dude,
329
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:03,444
and if Adam Scott likes him,
now how bad can he be?
330
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,280
Um, Sal Saperstein,
I want to say thank you to you too!
331
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- [Brunson] Oh, there he is. Thanks, Sal!
- [crowd cheers]
332
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Oh, yeah! Oh, it's me! It's me!
Yes! Yes, right there.
333
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,253
Oh, my God! Sal Saperstein?
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00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,963
[Scott] What?
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[host] And now, for fans of schadenfreude,
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this is the part of the night
you've been waiting for.
337
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A look at all the people
we've lost this year.
338
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Please hold your applause till the end.
It's what they would have wanted.
339
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- A callback. How fun is that?
- Yeah.
340
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,360
- Thank you. Hey.
- Hey, Gabby.
341
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,695
- How's it going?
- Good, yeah.
342
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I mean, it's the craziest night
to be a publicist...
343
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- ...but I feel good.
344
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- I feel like our girl could get this one.
- Yeah. Really. Yeah.
345
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,495
- It feels like a good vibe, huh? Yeah.
- I know. Fingers crossed. Okay.
346
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:58,583
Hey, yo. So, um, did Zoë run her,
uh, acceptance speech past you?
347
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:00,084
- Of course. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
348
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,795
She sent it to me this morning and we
put it in the prompter, in case she wins.
349
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:06,090
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, do you
happen to remember who she...
350
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:09,051
- who she thanks in her speech?
- Um, I think so, yeah.
351
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:12,346
Uh-huh. Okay, look, um,
I'm just gonna ask.
352
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,684
Am I one of the people
she's gonna thank if she wins tonight?
353
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,561
Oh. Um...
354
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,771
I don't think I remember
'cause the speech is so long.
355
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,983
Is my name in the speech? Just tell me.
Am I in the speech?
356
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,196
Not in the draft we loaded into
the prompter, no.
357
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Watch the show and have fun.
358
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And a very special thanks to Ted Sarandos
at Netflix. Thank you so, so much.
359
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,328
Yeah, of course.
Ted Sarandos. That fucking guy.
360
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,289
Thank you so much.
361
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,876
And I suppose thanking Sal Saperstein has...
362
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:43,378
- [scoffs]
- [crowd laughs]
363
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,090
...become a bit like rubbing
a Buddha statue's belly for luck.
364
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,175
[crowd laughs]
365
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,137
Except that in this case you've already
won, so it really doesn't make any sense.
366
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,848
Yet nothing in this business
really makes sense, does it?
367
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:59,685
So... thank you, Sal Saperstein!
368
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,230
[Sal] What is happening?
369
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,607
Thank you, Jean Smart.
Thank you, Jean Smart.
370
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:10,405
- It's me! It's me. Right there.
- [laughs]
371
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,076
All right, all right, all right.
372
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,453
[crowd cheering]
373
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,126
- Hey, dude. How's it going, bro?
- Uh... It's okay.
374
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:28,714
So, uh, Zoë Kravitz is afraid she forgot
someone's name from her acceptance speech.
375
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,967
I just wanna make sure it's in there,
in case she wins.
376
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,927
Yeah, the speeches,
they're already proofed and loaded,
377
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,512
so I can't really change them
at this point.
378
00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,347
You could change it. You got
the keyboard there. Just type it in.
379
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,599
Yeah, I have a keyboard but I need
permission to change it from Zoë
380
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,059
or her publicist. That's the protocol.
381
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,103
Yeah. They're both, uh, tied up
out there right now,
382
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,438
but they asked me to come back here
and just get it done, so...
383
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,816
Yeah, yeah, right. And who are you?
384
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,485
- I, um... I work at, uh...
- Have a seat.
385
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,029
...Continental Pictures.
They made Zoë's film.
386
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,948
So anyway, Matt Remick is the name.
387
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:56,200
He's the head of Continental Studios,
and Zoë's...
388
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,286
She's worried she forgot
his name from her speech.
389
00:17:58,287 --> 00:17:59,829
She'd be devastated
if she didn't thank him, so--
390
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,289
- [Zoë] Hey.
- Hey.
391
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,456
What are you doing here?
392
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,584
Oh, uh, I... What-What are you doing here?
393
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,294
I just saw you at the table. [chuckles]
394
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:09,380
Yeah, I'm also presenting. I just wanted
to double check my lines.
395
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,300
Yeah, Miss Kravitz, did you ask this man
to change your acceptance speech?
396
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:13,676
I'm sorry, Matt... What?
397
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:14,760
You're Matt?
398
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,221
He asked me to put his name, Matt,
in your speech.
399
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,724
- I... [sighs]
- What is going on? [chuckles]
400
00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:20,809
I was joking.
401
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,311
He wasn't joking.
402
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:23,978
Would you sh...
403
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,314
[stammers] Look, let me just explain this
to you real fast, okay?
404
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:27,398
Yeah, please do.
405
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,151
It's-It's actually very simple. I just...
406
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:32,278
I just didn't want you to forget
to thank me in your speech.
407
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,322
Oh, and you thought I'd say
whatever's on the teleprompter,
408
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,866
like I'm fucking Ron Burgundy?
409
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,034
That was the hope.
410
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:42,288
[stammers] I-I'm... I'm very proud
of this movie,
411
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,832
and I didn't write it or direct it,
and the only way anyone will know
412
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,335
that I contributed anything to it
is if you thank me in your speech.
413
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,420
And honestly, I figured
you wouldn't give a shit.
414
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:51,672
You don't seem to give a shit
about this award stuff at all, you know?
415
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:57,053
All right. Let's get one thing straight.
I give a shit. I give a ginormous shit.
416
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,721
But you keep saying how silly it is.
417
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:01,140
I'm pretending! I'm already rich.
I'm already famous.
418
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,434
Winning awards is like
the only thing that's left.
419
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,603
Okay, great! Well, then
you understand how important it is.
420
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,230
You see why I wanna be thanked, so I--
421
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,190
Yes, I do. But you're not
a part of my plan.
422
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,442
I have this figured out to the T,
and I'm not getting played off.
423
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,568
That shit's embarrassing.
424
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,862
But I thought you didn't think
you were even gonna win this thing.
425
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,322
Oh. I'm gonna win.
426
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,575
I have gone to every luncheon
and bruncheon that those
427
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,661
Hollywood Foreign fucks have thrown.
428
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:25,248
I have put in the work,
and I am winning this shit.
429
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,208
It's three words. "Thanks, Matt Remick."
430
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,085
That's all I want you to put in there,
you know?
431
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:32,797
You don't understand. I have practiced
this in the mirror a million times.
432
00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:34,924
I can't change it now. It's perfect.
433
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:37,927
I start genuinely shocked,
then get very humble,
434
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:40,429
become overwhelmed
with gratitude and start crying.
435
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:45,142
Then I compose myself, give a big thanks
to Team Open, and that's it.
436
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:48,479
This movie would not exist
if it wasn't for me. I green-lit it.
437
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,898
You and me, we are Team Open, you know?
438
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,234
- You can't possibly believe that.
- I do!
439
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,152
Oh, my God. That is so fucking sad.
440
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,029
Dude, shut the fuck up, man.
441
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,783
I'm out here trying to show
Christopher Nolan that I have range,
442
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,535
and all I can hear is you whining.
443
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,829
We're so sorry, Ramy,
and you are killing it tonight.
444
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,915
Zoë, I was not yelling at you. I was
yelling at whoever the fuck this guy is.
445
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,458
I love you and I love your movie.
446
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,377
It's really good.
It's not just diversity good.
447
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,004
- You're gonna win.
- Oh, my God. Oh, I love you so much.
448
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,881
We're not gonna win, but I love you.
449
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:19,469
Zoë, I'm begging you here.
My mother is watching.
450
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,806
I have to go rehearse my bit.
451
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:28,145
[breathing heavily]
452
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:38,697
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
453
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:42,910
Oh, God, no. Fuck! [grunts]
454
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:48,414
Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no.
455
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,540
[Mitch] Matt!
456
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,667
Yeah. I've got eyes on him.
Yeah, I'm gonna tell him right now.
457
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,752
Yo, what's up?
458
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:54,921
That was Zoë. She's gonna
back out of the Blackwing deal.
459
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,881
Are you ser... She told you that
right now? Are you ser--
460
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:59,425
Yeah, she just called me, and she said
that y-you tried to put your name
461
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,010
- in her acceptance speech?
- Oh, fuck.
462
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,553
[stammers] Have you lost
your fucking mind?
463
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,388
She is livid, okay?
464
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:08,809
So-So f-forget about thanking you,
she will never work with Jew again.
465
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,728
Now's not the time
for these fucking jokes, okay?
466
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,313
I'm not joking.
Do I look like I'm kidding?
467
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,981
We need to make Blackwing, okay?
It's a priority.
468
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,858
- Yeah, I understand that.
- You gotta smooth things over!
469
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:16,943
Me? What the fuck am I--
470
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:19,362
Yes! First dollar gross.
We will give her first dollar gross.
471
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,447
- Really?
- Yes.
472
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:24,284
Well, now you're talking
like a rational Jew-man being.
473
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:26,745
Hmm.
474
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,205
When young writers ask me for advice
475
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,707
on how to succeed
in the entertainment business,
476
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:35,378
I tell them three things:
First, shorter is better.
477
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:39,215
Second, faster is better.
Third, don't take anybody's advice.
478
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:40,300
[crowd laughs]
479
00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:44,804
When I look back on my career,
there are far too many people to thank
480
00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:47,933
for one speech, so I'll whittle it down.
481
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:51,894
Thank you, Sal Saperstein.
482
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:55,566
[crowd cheers, laughs]
483
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,612
Yeah, come on.
484
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:05,700
- Yes! Yes! This guy.
- You can't handle the Sap.
485
00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:07,327
This guy right here.
486
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:14,626
- That's me. That's me. That's me.
- Oh, my God. [chuckles] Oh, my God.
487
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,045
Yeah!
488
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,423
- I love you, Aaron Sorkin.
- Yes!
489
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,134
- You can't handle the Sap.
- Yes!
490
00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:24,845
- Whoa.
- Sal Saperstein!
491
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:26,680
[sighs]
492
00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:33,145
- Hey, Ted.
- Hey, Matt.
493
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,981
I gotta ask you, man,
how do you get all these stars
494
00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:38,441
to thank you in their speeches?
495
00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:40,151
[stammers] You showing up
on set every day,
496
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,945
you giving them fucking fruit baskets,
or something?
497
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,488
[chuckles] No, it's contractual.
498
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:47,074
No, I force them to.
They literally have to thank me.
499
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,242
[toilet flushes]
500
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:49,452
- Really?
- Yeah.
501
00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:51,872
Yeah, I'm not gonna leave something
that important to chance.
502
00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,874
Yeah, no. Wow, that's... that's genius, man.
503
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,334
I gotta do that from now on.
504
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,502
Yeah. Yeah, right?
505
00:22:57,503 --> 00:23:00,087
I mean, otherwise, why in the world
would they possibly thank us?
506
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:02,049
We're bean counters, they're artists.
507
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:04,383
Yeah, I mean, I gu... I mean...
508
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:07,386
- I am an artist, so... [chuckles]
- [laughs] That's hilarious.
509
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:11,098
No, I mean, I am. I mean, we're...
we are both artists, Ted.
510
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,017
Oh, I am not a fucking artist. [chuckles]
511
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,394
Well, I am a fucking artist.
512
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,189
Well, even if you're crazy enough
to really believe that,
513
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,359
don't say it out loud in front of
the real artists.
514
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:23,070
Oh, I think your category's next.
515
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,696
Shit.
516
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:29,368
[chuckles] What a dumbass.
517
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,370
You know the worst part of awards season
518
00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:36,707
is all the constant pandering
for attention.
519
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:41,088
[cooing] Isn't that right, Basha?
Don't we hate the pandering-wandering?
520
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:45,299
[normal voice] Yeah, the dog sitter
flaked and Basha hates to be alone.
521
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,719
But I swear, the turd in the greenroom
was not his.
522
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,681
It was Dame Judi Dench,
but, Judi, I picked it up for you.
523
00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:53,015
- I love you.
- [crowd laughs]
524
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:56,602
Here to present the award for
Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy,
525
00:23:56,603 --> 00:24:00,439
is a man who has done neither.
Zack Snyder, everybody.
526
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,942
[crowd cheers]
527
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,114
[Snyder] Thank you.
528
00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,908
Now, for any of you who felt like
the show's gone by too fast
529
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:15,621
or felt it's not nearly long enough,
don't worry, I'll be releasing a six-hour,
530
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:20,126
black-and-white, 4:3 version
of the show, Snyder Cut style,
531
00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:24,505
on, uh, digital download and Blu-ray,
29.99, so look for that.
532
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,798
[crowd cheers]
533
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,009
It'll be well worth it.
534
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,844
All right, let's get to it, shall we?
535
00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:34,016
The nominees for Best Motion Picture,
Musical or Comedy,
536
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:36,435
Dogs Are People Too...
537
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,565
Intended Consequences,
538
00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:45,568
Whip-Smart, Open...
539
00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:46,652
[Matt] Yeah.
540
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,031
...and finally, Day Lilies.
541
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,534
The Golden Globe goes to...
542
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:57,580
Sal Saperstein. No! Open!
543
00:24:57,581 --> 00:25:01,250
- Open! Open! Yeah! Yeah!
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God! [squeals]
544
00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:05,463
- Yeah! Yeah, we did it. Yeah, yeah.
- [laughs] Oh!
545
00:25:05,464 --> 00:25:06,380
[music plays]
546
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:11,011
- Patty! Congrats. [chuckles] You won.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
547
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:15,723
[Patty] I'm an award winner.
We did it. We did.
548
00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:18,100
I did it. [chuckles] It's happening.
549
00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,103
- Amazing. Amazing.
- [Zoë] Thank you.
550
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:26,693
Oh, my God. [laughing] Whoo!
551
00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:30,112
Wow. Wow. [laughs]
552
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,030
[music ends]
553
00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:34,742
I was not expecting this. I...
I know people say that,
554
00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:37,995
but I really, really wasn't. Um, wow.
555
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:43,376
I... I-I really can't even believe
that I'm even in the conversation
556
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:46,212
with visionaries like Alexander Payne
557
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:49,632
and his masterful storytelling
in Day Lilies,
558
00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:55,096
or Jonathan Levine and his hilarious
and heartfelt Dogs Are People Too.
559
00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:59,475
It is so silly the way they pit us
against each other like this...
560
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:00,560
Yes.
561
00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:04,480
...and so I accept this award
on behalf of all of us.
562
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:05,690
[crowd cheers, applauds]
563
00:26:05,691 --> 00:26:10,529
And... [sobs, stammers] Sorry. [sniffles]
564
00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:16,368
I am so... I am so grateful
that I get to do this for a living.
565
00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:22,915
To make art and to tell stories
from the heart is a privilege
566
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,501
and one I don't take lightly.
567
00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:32,843
Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press.
Thank you to my amazing cast and crew.
568
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:39,683
And yes, thank you, Sal Saperstein, who
actually did work on my movie! [chuckles]
569
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:46,898
And my rock of a producer, my mentor,
my bestie, Patty Leigh. [chuckles]
570
00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:48,691
Oh, Zo. [chuckles, gags]
571
00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:51,653
I love you. I... Um...
572
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:57,825
Oh, and, um, there is one more person
I would like to thank.
573
00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,077
- Don't play me off.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
574
00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:03,164
Um, he believed in the movie from day one.
575
00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:05,500
Without him, the film would not
have been made,
576
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,919
so I wanna take this opportunity
577
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,297
- to say thank you so much...
- [music plays]
578
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:12,924
[mouthing words] ...Matt Remick.
579
00:27:12,925 --> 00:27:14,383
[crowd cheering]
580
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:16,678
Whoo! [laughs]
581
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:32,861
All right. Yes, yes, Zoë's here.
582
00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:38,032
So, how did the speech play?
583
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:41,452
Because I really didn't think I was gonna
win, so I was up there, like, rambling.
584
00:27:41,453 --> 00:27:43,955
- I don't even know what I was saying.
- People were spellbound.
585
00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:45,748
- Really?
- Yes. It was so authentic
586
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:48,584
- and endearing. And magnetic.
- [sighs] Aw.
587
00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,628
- Thank you. I love you. [laughs]
- Hey.
588
00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:53,005
- [mom] She didn't say your name.
- I know. I know.
589
00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:55,800
We even had subtitles on for
Alan Freedland, who's deaf as a post now.
590
00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:57,051
Nothing! What happened?
591
00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:58,928
[stammers] I don't know
what to tell you, Mom.
592
00:27:58,929 --> 00:28:02,306
I'm sorry. It's... It's, uh, a...
a c-complicated situation.
593
00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:04,308
Uh, I'll...
I'll tell you about it later, okay?
594
00:28:04,309 --> 00:28:05,685
Uh, I gotta go.
595
00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:07,937
- Okay, but call me back.
- Um, I love you. Bye.
596
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,773
- What's up, motherfucker?
- [squeals] We won!
597
00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:13,568
- We fucking did it! Mwah!
- [laughs] We did it!
598
00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:16,404
Oh, and guess what the headline
of the night, The Ankler, said.
599
00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:20,783
"The MVP of the evening is Continental
VP of production, Sal fucking Saperstein."
600
00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:22,660
Oh, my fucking God.
601
00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:25,955
All this just for letting Adam Scott
crash on your skid-marked couch.
602
00:28:25,956 --> 00:28:28,457
- You have officially won Hollywood.
- I love you.
603
00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:32,962
- Sap! Dude, look what we did! No way!
- [Sal] No! Dude! Dude! Come on.
604
00:28:32,963 --> 00:28:36,090
- Yeah!
- We fucking did it!
605
00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:38,509
Hey, listen. Jimmy Kimmel
rented out The Penthouse.
606
00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:40,636
It's gonna be the best after-party ever.
You wanna go?
607
00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:42,805
- I love Jimmy Kimmel! I'm fucking in!
- Yeah!
608
00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:44,682
- I won't be at work tomorrow! [babbles]
- Okay. Yeah.
609
00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:47,059
- [Scott] Sal Saperstein!
- Yeah!
610
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,437
- Oh. Hi.
- [cheering, applause]
611
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,354
[Zoë] Hi.
612
00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:53,149
- [Mitch] Well done.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
613
00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:54,483
Wait, Matt! Where are you going?
614
00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:56,569
Oh! Uh, that's me.
I'm just heading home. It's...
615
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:58,237
- You know, it's been a long night.
- Oh.
616
00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,989
- Did you tell him?
- Well, I was about to.
617
00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:01,950
- Tell me what?
- She's good to close the deal.
618
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:05,328
We've got a movie. Team Blackwing!
619
00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:07,371
- Team motherfucking Blackwing!
- Really?
620
00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:09,498
- Yes!
- Oh, my God! Team Blackwing! Yes!
621
00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:11,209
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
622
00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:13,337
- Good Shabbas.
- Oh, yeah. You too.
623
00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:15,421
- Thank you, honestly.
- Yeah.
624
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,924
You're gonna make another great film.
We'll be back in a few years.
625
00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:20,092
- You'll get another one of those.
- I doubt that, but... [chuckles]
626
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:22,637
- I'll talk to you soon.
- Matt, wait! I-I got cut off,
627
00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:25,139
but you did hear that I did say thank you?
628
00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:26,724
I did. I saw. I saw your mouth.
629
00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:28,851
- You mouthed my name. I appreciate that.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
630
00:29:28,852 --> 00:29:30,937
I'm so sorry I went crazy in there, so...
631
00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:33,147
- [stammers] Yeah. [laughs]
- No, no. It's okay, it's okay.
632
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:37,109
But really, I-I-I mean it. Thank you.
Thank you for green-lighting Open.
633
00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:40,112
Well, I believed in you
from the very start and,
634
00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:43,324
you know, at the end of the day, you're
the artist, I'm just the bean counter.
635
00:29:43,325 --> 00:29:46,077
- [chuckles] Have a good night. Okay.
- Yeah. I'll talk to you soon.
636
00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:49,205
- [gasps] Hi!
- [crowd] Zoë! Hey, baby! Hey!
637
00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:52,501
Oh, Matt. You know
you'll get one of these someday.
638
00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:54,669
You just have to get fired first.
639
00:29:54,670 --> 00:29:57,797
[chuckles] Might happen sooner
than you think. [laughs]
640
00:29:57,798 --> 00:30:01,217
Congratulations, Patty.
You really, really deserve that, okay?
641
00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:03,553
- Thank you. Thank you.
- I'm happy for you. Yeah. Thank you.
642
00:30:03,554 --> 00:30:07,557
- Thank you, Matt Remick!
- Thank you, Patty Leigh! [laughs]
643
00:30:07,558 --> 00:30:10,810
- Team Open! Yeah! Whoo! Team Open!
- [Zoë] Team Open! Whoo!
644
00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:14,648
Yeah! Whoo! [laughs] Yeah!
645
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:22,030
[inhales sharply, sighs] Fuck! [sighing]
646
00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:25,117
[driver] Your movie lost?
647
00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:27,411
[sighs] No, it won.
648
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:29,955
Take me home, please.
649
00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:33,000
[driver] You got it.
650
00:30:34,251 --> 00:30:35,836
[sighs]