WEBVTT 00:07.359 --> 00:08.400 A NETFLIX SERIES 00:08.480 --> 00:10.879 [upbeat music playing] 00:12.840 --> 00:16.520 Hello. My name is Santi, and I'm a sexist. 00:18.080 --> 00:21.400 Uh, my name is Luis, and I'm also a sexist. 00:22.480 --> 00:26.119 I'm Pedro, and so apparently, I'm a sexist as well. 00:27.279 --> 00:30.279 I… my name is Raúl, and… 00:32.080 --> 00:33.160 I don't know why I'm here. 00:33.240 --> 00:35.040 What's up, Raúl? Where you going? 00:35.120 --> 00:37.000 -Hey! -No way I'm saying this crap! 00:37.080 --> 00:38.400 See you at the bar. 00:38.480 --> 00:40.879 -[audience murmuring] -Now he's riled up. 00:40.960 --> 00:41.840 [chuckles] 00:44.760 --> 00:46.040 [inhales] 00:46.120 --> 00:49.199 Don't worry. There's always one like him. He'll be back. You'll see. 00:49.280 --> 00:51.199 But the important thing is you're all here. 00:51.800 --> 00:53.760 And you came here because you've decided 00:53.840 --> 00:57.360 to try to break away from patterns of toxic masculinity 00:57.440 --> 00:58.400 and to move toward 00:59.279 --> 01:02.120 a brand-new concept of what it means to be a man. 01:03.239 --> 01:05.039 So from this point on, 01:05.119 --> 01:09.160 you are male chauvinists under deconstruction. 01:09.720 --> 01:11.200 [audience applauding] 01:11.280 --> 01:12.720 TOWARD A NEW AND HEALTHY MASCULINITY 01:14.720 --> 01:17.440 -How did we end up here, dude? -I have no idea. 01:18.680 --> 01:20.520 Is he writing this all down? 01:20.600 --> 01:22.119 What was his last comment? 01:23.000 --> 01:24.880 [sighs] My goodness. 01:26.119 --> 01:27.040 SIX MONTHS EARLIER 01:27.119 --> 01:29.000 -[alarm beeps] -[Pedro sighs] 01:29.080 --> 01:31.080 [classical music fanfare playing] 01:32.759 --> 01:34.320 [yawns] Mm… 01:36.520 --> 01:39.800 [trainer] All right! Come on, guys! Jab, cross, jab, cross! 01:39.880 --> 01:44.040 Good work! Come on! Jab, cross, jab, cross. All right! 01:44.119 --> 01:45.479 [elevator bell dings] 01:53.960 --> 01:54.920 -Morning. -[man] Morning. 01:55.000 --> 01:56.479 [woman] Good morning. 02:00.640 --> 02:01.839 [Pedro] José Ángel. 02:01.919 --> 02:03.160 What is this thing? 02:03.720 --> 02:04.839 An ionizer. 02:04.919 --> 02:07.199 It's an air purifier. Since we can't open these windows. 02:07.280 --> 02:09.759 It's so you don't jump. [chuckles] 02:09.840 --> 02:11.519 -How's it going with your… -Oh! 02:11.600 --> 02:13.560 Good. I'm responding to the treatment. 02:13.640 --> 02:17.480 I might even avoid surgery and keep the tumor as an ornament. 02:17.560 --> 02:19.239 I don't use it much anyway, but… 02:19.320 --> 02:20.799 Don't get cancer. 02:20.880 --> 02:22.280 No, I wasn't planning on it. 02:23.160 --> 02:25.720 This shit has really got me thinking, you know. 02:26.480 --> 02:28.280 The times are changing, Pedro. 02:28.360 --> 02:30.160 That so? Hadn't noticed at all. [scoffs] 02:30.239 --> 02:32.080 Well, the same thing happened with the purifier. 02:32.160 --> 02:33.680 This network has always been 02:33.760 --> 02:35.720 at the forefront of society, not behind it. 02:35.799 --> 02:38.640 Yeah, we're not doing too bad though. Still on top, by a small margin. 02:38.720 --> 02:42.320 A good executive has to know when they've completed their cycle, 02:42.920 --> 02:44.280 when to move over. 02:44.799 --> 02:48.600 José Ángel, you know I'm here for whatever it is you need. [chuckles] 02:48.679 --> 02:50.440 I would like you to meet someone. 02:54.040 --> 02:55.560 [sighs] Hello. 02:55.640 --> 02:57.959 [José Ángel] Cristina, this is Pedro. 02:58.040 --> 02:59.840 -[Cristina] Mm-hmm. -Pedro, Cristina. 03:00.440 --> 03:01.320 -Hi there. -Hi there. 03:01.400 --> 03:03.840 She's going to be our new director of programming. 03:06.480 --> 03:08.120 Well, I… [chuckles] 03:08.200 --> 03:11.239 I would've liked to have picked the person taking over my role. No offense, hmm? 03:11.320 --> 03:12.160 None taken. 03:12.239 --> 03:15.399 If I'm the new chief executive, I'll need to select my own team members. 03:15.480 --> 03:17.440 You know, in fact, I already have a few names. 03:17.519 --> 03:20.360 Pedro, I'm still acting as a chief executive. 03:20.440 --> 03:21.399 Ah. 03:22.920 --> 03:24.040 I'm not following you. 03:24.120 --> 03:26.760 We need a new approach to our current schedule. 03:26.840 --> 03:30.840 A vision that's more feminine and less patriarchal. 03:30.920 --> 03:31.880 [Pedro] Uh, miss. 03:31.959 --> 03:35.360 -Mind giving us a minute to discuss this? -[Cristina] Yes, of course. 03:37.959 --> 03:39.040 Are you firing me right now? 03:39.920 --> 03:40.920 For her? 03:41.000 --> 03:43.000 But who… this woman? Who the hell is she? 03:43.079 --> 03:44.799 What did I tell you about Bad Bitch? 03:44.880 --> 03:47.040 I said it wasn't a good name for a comedy. 03:47.119 --> 03:49.079 God damn, it was meant to be ironic. 03:49.160 --> 03:51.560 People really have got to lighten up about things, José Ángel. 03:51.640 --> 03:53.600 You think an HIV-positive prostitute 03:53.679 --> 03:55.799 with uterine cancer is really all that funny? 03:55.880 --> 03:58.799 She's looking for revenge. It gets better over the season. 03:58.880 --> 04:00.480 Are you really gonna fire me 04:00.560 --> 04:03.280 because of a bunch of stupid, hysterical, oversensitive ladies, 04:03.359 --> 04:04.839 who turned us into a trending topic? 04:04.920 --> 04:06.720 Ah, don't take this all so personally. 04:07.519 --> 04:10.119 It's a corporate decision. 04:10.839 --> 04:13.280 All of our managerial positions are filled by men. 04:13.359 --> 04:14.720 Coincidental. 04:14.799 --> 04:17.200 No, women are calling it the glass ceiling. 04:17.279 --> 04:18.719 Have you been screwing her? 04:18.800 --> 04:21.519 See? That's the type of comment we're trying to avoid. 04:21.599 --> 04:23.680 José Ángel, I've just bought a brand-new house 04:23.760 --> 04:25.520 with five bedrooms en suite. 04:25.599 --> 04:28.360 -A wine cellar. -[chuckles] Great, I can't wait to see it. 04:28.440 --> 04:29.320 [Pedro] Yeah, right. 04:29.400 --> 04:32.720 This Sunday I'm having a barbecue to celebrate that I'm out of a job now. 04:32.800 --> 04:35.720 Now, there won't be any issues with your severance payment. 04:35.800 --> 04:39.640 I have personally made sure the financial office won't argue over a single euro. 04:40.840 --> 04:41.840 [Pedro] All right. 04:45.160 --> 04:46.200 Good luck. 04:46.280 --> 04:48.080 Because the magic's leaving with me. 04:48.599 --> 04:50.400 -[exhales] -[Pedro] The magic. 04:52.800 --> 04:55.280 And this whiteboard that I bought myself. 04:59.800 --> 05:01.520 I'll leave it 'cause I biked here. 05:04.160 --> 05:05.520 But I'm taking it tomorrow. 05:45.000 --> 05:47.400 [clattering] 05:52.840 --> 05:55.479 -[loud bang] -[water running] 05:55.560 --> 05:56.680 [Santi] Hello, good evening. 05:56.760 --> 05:59.960 Uh, someone is in my place, or… or I don't… 06:00.039 --> 06:02.560 They broke in. They're in the shower not to leave any prints. 06:02.640 --> 06:05.200 There's… oh, whoa! God, honey, you really freaked me out. 06:05.919 --> 06:07.680 -God, why are you here? -I can't stand my mom. 06:07.760 --> 06:09.080 Who's in the shower? 06:09.160 --> 06:10.200 But, Dad, no one's here. 06:10.800 --> 06:13.400 Why you leave the water on? I thought I told you not to waste it. 06:14.479 --> 06:16.919 It takes forever for the water to warm up. 06:17.000 --> 06:19.680 -Hmm. I'll come live with you. -What's that? 06:19.760 --> 06:21.520 -[cell phone ringing] -[daughter] Mm-hmm. 06:21.599 --> 06:22.440 What? 06:23.359 --> 06:25.440 Uh, you gotta go back home now, Álex. 06:25.520 --> 06:27.400 When can I start making decisions about life? 06:27.479 --> 06:29.280 When you stop putting mine at risk, thanks. 06:29.359 --> 06:30.960 [sighs] She's a pain in my ass. 06:33.039 --> 06:35.120 -Blanca. -[Blanca] You've kidnapped my daughter. 06:35.200 --> 06:36.160 [telephone ringing] 06:36.240 --> 06:38.400 Excuse me, one second. Please, Blanca, one second. 06:38.479 --> 06:40.680 -I'm calling the cops. -Oh, God. 06:40.760 --> 06:42.479 Give me back my daughter. 06:42.560 --> 06:43.479 Is she down there? 06:43.560 --> 06:45.919 No. Álex, Álex. No, don't. Álex! 06:46.599 --> 06:47.919 Mom, just let me live my life! 06:48.000 --> 06:48.919 Honey, you all right? 06:49.000 --> 06:50.280 Oh, shit. 06:51.280 --> 06:52.599 [screams] 06:52.680 --> 06:54.520 He assaulted me. He assaulted me. They saw you. 06:54.599 --> 06:55.880 [Santi] It was an accident. 06:55.960 --> 06:58.080 The maids put the plants outside to water them. 06:58.160 --> 07:00.240 Bring her down now or I'll call the cops on you. 07:00.320 --> 07:02.400 -[Santi] Please, Álex, go down. -Uh-uh. 07:03.080 --> 07:04.000 [Santi sighs] 07:04.520 --> 07:09.120 Uh, Blanca, I'll come down, but only if we can have a civilized talk, okay? 07:10.320 --> 07:12.960 Bathed and tucked in into bed at 9:02. 07:14.239 --> 07:17.840 I read them Super Inquisitive Kids 7 times before they finally passed out. 07:17.919 --> 07:19.599 Almost fell asleep with them. 07:23.640 --> 07:24.599 [wife] Hello. 07:27.280 --> 07:28.280 Do you like it? 07:28.359 --> 07:30.239 [chuckles] Yeah, you look amazing. 07:30.320 --> 07:31.680 Three euros on AliExpress. 07:32.280 --> 07:33.760 But you can rip it off me. 07:33.840 --> 07:35.760 Uh, honey, I'm kind of tired, okay? 07:35.840 --> 07:38.599 -I've been breaking up street parties. -I can do all the work. 07:38.680 --> 07:41.159 [Luis sighs, groans] 07:41.760 --> 07:43.359 -[wife moaning] -[grunting] 07:52.760 --> 07:54.880 -[moaning continues] -[Luis sighs] 07:57.560 --> 07:59.159 -Luis. -Hmm? 07:59.239 --> 08:00.679 -Are you sleeping now? -No. 08:00.760 --> 08:02.840 Hey, listen. I'm tired too, okay? 08:02.919 --> 08:05.760 -Okay, then let's go to sleep now. -No, no sleeping now. We need to talk. 08:05.840 --> 08:07.560 -What happened here? -This again? 08:07.640 --> 08:09.799 Come on, please tell me that you're cheating on me. 08:09.880 --> 08:11.440 If not, it means I married an amoeba. 08:11.520 --> 08:13.239 I'm not cheating on you. What are you saying? 08:13.320 --> 08:15.719 -Luis, how long since we had sex? -I don't know. 08:15.799 --> 08:17.320 Five whole months! 08:17.400 --> 08:21.280 Should I resign myself to the fact that our most intimate act is doing taxes? 08:21.359 --> 08:23.359 No, I know we've gotta have sex. Of course we do. 08:23.440 --> 08:24.880 When it's natural. Go with the flow. 08:24.960 --> 08:27.400 But nothing's flowing, sweetheart. Not at all. 08:27.479 --> 08:28.560 But if you pressure me… 08:28.640 --> 08:30.479 Nadal can't perform when he's under pressure. 08:30.560 --> 08:34.559 Luis, our sex life is dead. Just admit it. Admit it! 08:35.079 --> 08:36.000 Where are you going? 08:36.640 --> 08:38.600 I'm taking this shit off. Itchy! 08:38.679 --> 08:41.079 -Shh! The kids. -[door slams shut] 08:50.480 --> 08:51.880 [exhales] 08:51.959 --> 08:54.480 Where have you been? You should tell me if you're not coming home. 08:54.560 --> 08:56.800 Uh, honey, I just spent the night in a jail cell. 08:56.880 --> 08:59.520 See? I told you Mom's unbearable. Oh! Look. 09:00.320 --> 09:01.600 [Santi] Oh, who's that? 09:01.680 --> 09:03.440 Marina. You just matched on Tinder. 09:03.520 --> 09:06.079 Oh, no, I don't have Tinder. I don't use that. 09:06.160 --> 09:09.360 Now you do. You got a better photo? Here you look kinda old. 09:09.440 --> 09:11.240 What? No. No, no, no, no, honey. 09:11.320 --> 09:13.440 No, no. Oh, no, take me off that right now, okay? 09:13.520 --> 09:14.760 I'm just fine being single. 09:14.839 --> 09:16.640 [Álex] Your browser history says otherwise. 09:16.720 --> 09:19.560 Big tits, interracial. Hmm? 09:20.440 --> 09:23.680 [clears throat] And why are you on my computer, hmm? 09:23.760 --> 09:25.839 I should be the one monitoring you. 09:25.920 --> 09:28.079 Dad, grief period's over. Get back on the market now. 09:28.160 --> 09:30.160 I'm here to help you. I can be your manager. 09:30.880 --> 09:32.160 -Hell no! -[cell phone chimes] 09:32.240 --> 09:34.760 [Álex gasps] Another match! Wow, she's cute. 09:34.839 --> 09:35.920 [chuckles] 09:41.600 --> 09:42.959 I'm not going out with anyone. 09:43.040 --> 09:46.600 Hello, Ángeles. Dinner tomorrow? 09:47.240 --> 09:49.480 Let's go. [laughs] 09:51.040 --> 09:53.839 [sighs] What are you doing? 09:54.360 --> 09:57.079 Supposed to be at yoga. If I'm not more flexible, he won't believe me. 09:57.160 --> 09:58.000 [Raúl] Hmm. 09:58.880 --> 10:00.880 [woman sighs] 10:02.360 --> 10:04.560 -[Raúl] Do you like it? -[chuckles] 10:05.720 --> 10:06.720 You're too late, darling. 10:06.800 --> 10:09.400 [laughs] I'm gonna ask Luz to marry me. 10:10.520 --> 10:11.560 How come? 10:12.560 --> 10:16.240 Well, to be happy, and I don't know, to evolve in life. 10:16.320 --> 10:18.920 [sighs] I feel kind of sad for her, the poor little thing. 10:19.600 --> 10:20.600 Poor little thing, why? 10:21.240 --> 10:23.320 Excuse me? [chuckles] 10:24.040 --> 10:25.040 This doesn't count though. 10:25.120 --> 10:27.360 When you go down the aisle, you reset the score. 10:27.440 --> 10:28.560 Like when you get baptized. 10:28.640 --> 10:31.120 [sighs] You're so old-fashioned. 10:31.640 --> 10:34.040 Carmen, we're gonna have to stop doing this. 10:34.120 --> 10:36.400 Sure. Pass me my bra, would you? 10:37.280 --> 10:39.240 Preventative detention. Can you believe that? 10:40.079 --> 10:41.320 Let's go. It's our serve. 10:41.400 --> 10:43.199 She makes this huge scene outside my apartment. 10:43.280 --> 10:46.160 She calls the cops, and I'm the one who goes to jail, man. 10:46.240 --> 10:48.079 These days, if you got a dick, you're a monster. 10:48.160 --> 10:50.600 -This is serious stuff I'm telling you. -Fifteen-love! [laughs] 10:50.680 --> 10:53.480 -[Pedro] Hey, we weren't even ready. -Go talk at the bar, you gossips. 10:53.560 --> 10:56.240 I really envy you, man. You got a girl who adores you, 10:56.320 --> 10:58.680 a fucking amazing job, an awesome new house. 10:58.760 --> 11:01.199 -It looks pretty fucking awesome. -Thirty-love! [laughs] 11:01.280 --> 11:03.920 Santi, we've all got our problems, all right? 11:04.000 --> 11:05.880 Yeah, but how come you're doing great and not me? 11:05.959 --> 11:08.079 I don't think you're that much smarter than I am. 11:08.160 --> 11:09.719 -[Raúl] Forty-love! -Gettin' bored. 11:09.800 --> 11:11.360 Okay, come on, come on! Shut up now. 11:11.440 --> 11:13.880 Fine, fine, fine, fine. Sorry, go. 11:19.199 --> 11:21.520 -Ow! -[groaning] 11:21.600 --> 11:23.280 That's 40-15. 11:23.360 --> 11:24.320 Come on, dude. 11:24.400 --> 11:25.760 [Santi] Aw, shit. 11:32.000 --> 11:33.800 Quit? Weren't you getting promoted? 11:33.880 --> 11:37.440 Yes, but they wouldn't let me create my own team, so screw 'em all. 11:37.520 --> 11:40.760 And… and how are you gonna… I mean, how are we gonna pay for this all? 11:40.839 --> 11:42.839 Honey, it's not like the end of the world. 11:42.920 --> 11:45.199 They told me they're gonna give me a huge severance payment. 11:45.280 --> 11:48.240 No, no, no. I'm not worried about you. I'm worried about me. 11:48.920 --> 11:50.160 I really let my guard down. 11:50.240 --> 11:52.800 Look, come on. You'll eventually come out of furlough. 11:52.880 --> 11:55.280 Or not. If they're retiring airplanes, 11:55.360 --> 11:57.680 they're… they're gonna retire flight attendants too. 11:57.760 --> 12:00.680 -I'm canceling the housewarming dinner. -No, no. [chuckles] 12:00.760 --> 12:02.199 We're not canceling anything. 12:02.280 --> 12:05.560 So let's open a nice bottle. Let's watch a movie and relax, come on. 12:05.640 --> 12:08.000 -Okay. Mm-hmm. -Pick out something good. 12:08.079 --> 12:11.520 I'll open the wine now. Maybe I'll even open a magnum. 12:13.079 --> 12:14.640 Are you okay, baby? 12:14.719 --> 12:17.680 Me? Great. Can't you see I'm happy? 12:17.760 --> 12:21.600 Ha. Stepping outside your comfort zone can stimulate your creativity. 12:21.680 --> 12:23.680 Where is the goddamn bottle opener? 12:23.760 --> 12:26.839 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, and here I was playing the soccer star's wife. 12:26.920 --> 12:28.959 That's bad, Daniela, very bad. That's bad. 12:29.040 --> 12:29.959 [Pedro] Sweetheart. 12:30.040 --> 12:32.360 No, I'd… I'd feel better if I could help you out. 12:32.440 --> 12:35.440 You do the wine, okay? And I'll pick out the movie. 12:35.520 --> 12:36.520 [both sigh] 12:37.120 --> 12:39.240 [woman on screen gasps] Elena's in the Kingdom… 12:39.320 --> 12:42.640 We can always sell the Mini. We don't really need two cars. 12:43.920 --> 12:44.760 [girl] Mom? 12:44.839 --> 12:45.839 [screams] 12:46.400 --> 12:47.400 [Daniela] Hmm? 12:49.640 --> 12:53.400 -Bathed and finally in bed at 10:57. -[chuckles] 12:54.120 --> 12:56.240 -[Luis] Here. -What's that? 12:56.320 --> 12:57.680 A little something. 12:57.760 --> 13:00.000 To make up for that dumb argument the other day. 13:00.079 --> 13:03.680 Oh, how nice of you. What is this, my love? 13:03.760 --> 13:05.360 [rattles] 13:07.120 --> 13:07.959 [Luis grunts] 13:08.040 --> 13:09.440 It's enormous, Luis. 13:09.520 --> 13:12.680 Uh, my love, if you're tense, it's not gonna work. Hmm? 13:13.360 --> 13:16.560 -A bit lower. Come on. -It won't fit, I'm telling you. [shouts] 13:16.640 --> 13:20.079 -[moaning] -It's in. It's in there. Okay? 13:20.160 --> 13:21.000 -[clicks] -[whirring] 13:21.079 --> 13:22.480 How is it? 13:22.560 --> 13:24.000 I don't know. 13:24.079 --> 13:25.560 It… it feels weird though… 13:26.880 --> 13:28.320 -What about now? -[gasps] 13:28.400 --> 13:31.120 Oh, no. Turn it off, turn it off! Okay, why do people do this? 13:32.719 --> 13:34.440 Turn it off, fuck's sake! What are you doing? 13:34.520 --> 13:36.240 It's got one button. It's a minimalist thing. 13:36.320 --> 13:37.520 God, get it out of me now! 13:37.599 --> 13:40.320 Are you sure? You'll get used to it. I'm supposed to penetrate you now. 13:40.400 --> 13:43.560 -Luis, get that outta my ass now. -Shit. Okay, okay. 13:43.640 --> 13:45.320 -[grunts, groans] -Carefully, goddamn it! 13:45.400 --> 13:46.640 Uh, my love, 13:47.400 --> 13:50.480 if you squeeze your sphincter, it won't move. Hmm? 13:50.560 --> 13:54.160 -[girl] Mommy. -[gasps] What's up, sweetie? 13:54.240 --> 13:55.360 [girl] Mommy, I'm scared. 13:59.719 --> 14:01.280 What's wrong, hon? Have a nightmare? 14:01.360 --> 14:02.520 No, I did. 14:03.040 --> 14:05.520 But he told me about it, and now I can't sleep. 14:05.599 --> 14:08.400 Kids, this has gotta stop, okay? Same thing every night. 14:08.480 --> 14:10.719 [groans] Come on, kids, back to bed. 14:10.800 --> 14:12.760 Not you. I want Mama. 14:12.839 --> 14:15.360 [whirring continues] 14:20.959 --> 14:22.959 [whirring continues] 14:23.800 --> 14:24.800 Someone's calling you. 14:24.880 --> 14:26.400 Yes, I'll answer in a sec, hon. 14:26.479 --> 14:29.160 -[button clicks] -[whirring grows louder] 14:33.599 --> 14:36.800 Wouldn't you rather put it in the soup? Get it over with and then eat in peace? 14:36.880 --> 14:39.199 No, put it in the coulant. It's our favorite dessert. 14:39.280 --> 14:40.959 Give it to her out of the box and keep it. 14:41.040 --> 14:43.000 -Who's the one proposing here? -You, you. 14:43.079 --> 14:45.439 [laughs] With that eye out there, you look kind of ridiculous. 14:45.520 --> 14:46.360 -Huh? -[groans] 14:46.439 --> 14:48.160 -[woman] Hi, baby. -[Raúl] Hey! How are you? 14:48.240 --> 14:50.280 [sighs] Oh, just fed up with these meetings. 14:50.360 --> 14:52.680 Ooh! You get hit with a racket? 14:53.439 --> 14:54.319 You look beautiful. 14:54.400 --> 14:55.360 You as well. 14:55.439 --> 14:57.920 [chuckles] Alcohol, please. Some alcohol. 15:01.880 --> 15:02.920 [Raúl] Happy anniversary. 15:03.000 --> 15:04.959 Three years already, my God. 15:05.040 --> 15:07.640 -My personal record. [chuckles] -Mmm! Mm. 15:07.719 --> 15:09.479 [smacks lips] When I first met you, I thought, 15:09.560 --> 15:11.439 "Where… where did this moron escape from?" 15:11.520 --> 15:12.839 It was love at first sight. 15:15.040 --> 15:18.000 Luz, I feel like the luckiest guy in the world. 15:18.079 --> 15:20.880 You are the sexiest and smartest woman I've ever met in my life. 15:20.959 --> 15:22.439 The coulant for the couple here. 15:22.520 --> 15:24.000 -[plate clatters] -[Luz] Oh, no. 15:24.079 --> 15:27.439 I'd prefer some violet sherbet. In honor of your eye there. 15:28.040 --> 15:29.199 Uh, but that's your favorite. 15:29.280 --> 15:30.719 Yeah, I'd prefer this though. 15:30.800 --> 15:33.040 Yeah, but the cake also has ice cream. Look, look. 15:33.120 --> 15:35.479 Raúl, that's vanilla ice cream. I want violet sherbet. 15:35.560 --> 15:37.880 Okay, I'll eat the cake then. Bring her the sherbet. 15:40.479 --> 15:41.640 [Luz] Hey, so tell me. 15:41.719 --> 15:44.360 Do I turn you on, like at the beginning, or is something missing? 15:44.439 --> 15:45.920 -[Raúl] Why are you asking? -Tell me. 15:46.520 --> 15:47.520 Yes, yes. 15:48.000 --> 15:49.760 Come on, I still get so turned on by you. 15:49.839 --> 15:51.920 I don't get it. What's there for me to miss? 15:52.000 --> 15:53.319 I spend every day with couples 15:53.400 --> 15:55.640 who are destroyed by boring routines, you know. 15:55.719 --> 15:58.560 -But we still love each other, huh? -Totally. 15:58.640 --> 16:02.079 Okay, so that's why I wanted to use this evening to propose something 16:02.160 --> 16:03.520 a little crazy. 16:04.160 --> 16:05.920 [laughs] You gotta be kidding. 16:06.000 --> 16:07.920 [Luz] You want an open relationship? 16:09.319 --> 16:10.319 What? 16:10.400 --> 16:12.040 And your violet sherbet. 16:12.120 --> 16:14.280 Looks delicious, eh? But that cake looks great too. 16:14.359 --> 16:15.680 [Luz] Thank you, honey. 16:19.640 --> 16:21.199 What do you mean? What are you saying? 16:21.280 --> 16:23.120 So we can try sleeping with other people. 16:24.520 --> 16:27.280 For the past three years, you've never wanted to sleep with anyone else? 16:27.359 --> 16:28.199 No way, never. 16:28.280 --> 16:31.439 Raúl, I adore you, but monogamy is unsustainable. 16:31.520 --> 16:35.719 People get bored. They get frustrated. They cheat, and everything goes to hell. 16:35.800 --> 16:37.680 But I don't understand at all. 16:37.760 --> 16:40.160 'Cause we're good. Because we are good, right? 16:40.240 --> 16:42.880 Of course. But you should open things up when it's going well. 16:42.959 --> 16:44.359 Otherwise, you'll just ruin it all. 16:44.439 --> 16:48.120 But, like, you just asked for permission to fuck other guys. 16:48.880 --> 16:51.599 No, I'm saying that I don't want us to fall victim to monotony. 16:51.680 --> 16:53.719 Hmm? You mean too much to me. 16:53.800 --> 16:56.400 Look, I feel like I'm hearing contradictory things here. 16:56.479 --> 16:59.479 Hey, if you're not ready to have an open relationship, I understand. 16:59.560 --> 17:01.839 But tell me straight, because I'd rather we broke up now. 17:01.920 --> 17:04.560 -And then we can stay friends. -Oh, this is an ultimatum? 17:04.639 --> 17:07.319 I'm 42 years old. And I want it all. 17:07.399 --> 17:10.680 I want the warmth of home life and the warmth of another guy. Hmm? 17:10.760 --> 17:12.560 I don't wanna be dishonest. 17:15.480 --> 17:17.960 Can I think this over a little? 17:18.040 --> 17:19.359 Sure, my love. 17:19.880 --> 17:23.720 Whew! I've said it now. I was pretty nervous. [chuckles] 17:23.800 --> 17:26.000 -Look, see? Now I'd like some coulant. -No, no. 17:26.079 --> 17:28.040 You wanted violet sherbet, right? 17:29.000 --> 17:30.440 Well, eat it up. It's melting. 17:31.040 --> 17:32.480 -Okay, but just a little. -No, no. 17:33.080 --> 17:33.919 The coulant is mine. 17:34.000 --> 17:35.560 -[Luz] Just a little bit. -[Raúl] Hey. 17:44.560 --> 17:46.800 -[beeping] -[Pedro sighs] 17:46.880 --> 17:48.880 [classical music fanfare playing] 17:49.960 --> 17:50.919 [sighs] 17:53.560 --> 17:54.760 [music stops] 17:55.399 --> 17:56.320 [exhales] 18:03.080 --> 18:04.840 Tsk. Daniela! 18:04.919 --> 18:06.600 [Daniela] Chaturanga… 18:06.680 --> 18:08.399 let's move into the cobra. 18:08.480 --> 18:12.040 And downward-facing dog. Very good, ladies. 18:12.560 --> 18:15.159 As we connect our minds and our bodies 18:15.240 --> 18:18.919 and feel deep gratitude. 18:19.440 --> 18:23.200 Be thankful, just like in church, but no one's forcing you, okay? Now relax… 18:23.280 --> 18:25.080 -What is this? -Eh? 18:25.159 --> 18:28.640 Hmm? Taking advantage of this beautiful sunrise to post on Instagram. 18:28.720 --> 18:29.560 I couldn't sleep. 18:29.640 --> 18:30.760 You're serious? [scoffs] 18:30.840 --> 18:34.360 Cynthia got paid 2,000 euros to post a photo of herself drinking kombucha. 18:34.440 --> 18:37.919 Uh, Cynthia does have half a million, uh, followers. You got 500. 18:38.000 --> 18:40.600 -Well, you gotta start somewhere. -Start what? 18:40.679 --> 18:43.520 Oh, Pedro, making money, darling. I have to earn a living. 18:43.600 --> 18:46.280 Oh, quick! Quick, take a photo. Hurry! 18:46.800 --> 18:48.880 -Hurry up, Pedro, come on! -All right, all right. 18:48.960 --> 18:51.320 [Daniela] Let's see. Ah! Oh! Ah! 18:51.399 --> 18:54.120 Vertically, for Christ's sake. You'll cut my legs off. 18:54.800 --> 18:56.760 -You get it? You get it? -[camera shutter clicking] 18:56.840 --> 18:59.240 Okay, very good, that's it. You get it? 18:59.320 --> 19:00.800 Uh, it's still on selfie mode. 19:00.880 --> 19:03.880 -It's just me. -[Daniela] Please. God, you look so ugly. 19:03.960 --> 19:06.280 My love, you look horrible there. [laughs] 19:06.360 --> 19:08.159 -[instructor] Good, you guys, good! -[grunting] 19:08.240 --> 19:11.600 Jab, jab! Cross, cross! Middle, middle! 19:11.679 --> 19:16.320 All right, last one! Jab, jab! Cross, cross! Middle, middle! 19:16.399 --> 19:18.360 Okay, great, take a breather! 19:19.200 --> 19:20.399 Break now! 19:20.919 --> 19:22.159 Pedro, break, let's go! 19:27.880 --> 19:31.600 "The measures approved by a judge can be modified by a new legal agreement 19:31.679 --> 19:34.679 as and when required by the new needs of the children 19:34.760 --> 19:38.280 or the change of circumstances taken into account by approving them." 19:38.360 --> 19:41.000 Luz, I'm here because we're old friends, 19:41.080 --> 19:44.200 and I know that you would never ever side with such a shitty man. 19:44.280 --> 19:46.560 [Luz] Blanca, I'm here as a mediator, as always. 19:46.640 --> 19:49.120 The agreement says she lives with me. That's final. 19:49.200 --> 19:53.640 At that time, Álex's opinion wasn't taken into account, but now she's 16 years old. 19:53.720 --> 19:55.080 I wanna live with my father. 19:55.159 --> 19:56.960 He's giving her drugs to make her hate me. 19:57.040 --> 19:59.919 Well, maybe I'm the one who wants full custody now. 20:00.440 --> 20:02.440 What's wrong? One night in jail wasn't enough, huh? 20:02.520 --> 20:03.520 Blanca, be reasonable. 20:03.600 --> 20:05.720 You're all against me. All right. 20:05.800 --> 20:07.360 See you all in court. 20:07.440 --> 20:09.440 If Álex testifies and the judge gives Santi custody, 20:09.520 --> 20:12.000 he'll also most likely get the family home back as well. 20:12.600 --> 20:14.840 -Oh, you wanna put me out on the street? -Uh, no. 20:14.919 --> 20:18.880 I didn't say anything, but, um, if I can go back home now, I… 20:19.560 --> 20:21.040 Look, do whatever you want. 20:21.120 --> 20:23.919 Dumb, bratty girl. [sniffles] 20:24.000 --> 20:25.399 Hey, don't ever have kids. 20:27.840 --> 20:29.320 [door closes] 20:34.600 --> 20:36.240 Well, it's a rocket. 20:37.040 --> 20:39.240 Yes, yes, that's what I heard from Ulises. 20:39.320 --> 20:41.280 It was, well, a bit awkward, to tell you the truth. 20:41.919 --> 20:44.520 We have a strict child protection policy at this school. 20:44.600 --> 20:47.399 But it's just a rocket, like I just said, Erika. [chuckles] 20:48.280 --> 20:49.200 [Erika sighs] 20:49.960 --> 20:51.560 [whirring] 20:55.880 --> 20:57.800 Right, looks ready for takeoff. 20:57.880 --> 20:59.520 Where the hell did you leave it? 20:59.600 --> 21:00.880 In the bathroom, I washed it. 21:00.960 --> 21:05.080 And I fully understand that kids' parents might have these toys at home. 21:05.159 --> 21:08.200 -But you should be a bit more-- -What do you fully understand, Erika? 21:08.880 --> 21:09.880 I'm sorry? 21:09.960 --> 21:12.840 [wife] How old are you, 25, 26? 21:12.919 --> 21:13.760 Thirty-one. 21:13.840 --> 21:15.240 Fuck, you look younger. 21:15.320 --> 21:17.880 -[Luis] Hmm. -Are you married? Do you have any kids? 21:17.960 --> 21:19.919 -No. -That's why she looks so young. 21:20.000 --> 21:23.280 I'm sure you've got many great things to teach nine-year-old kids, 21:23.360 --> 21:26.640 but you really have no goddamn idea what it's like to be married. 21:27.360 --> 21:29.600 You don't know what it's like finding 20 minutes 21:29.679 --> 21:32.399 in between giving driving lessons to stupid kids 21:32.480 --> 21:34.120 and old ladies and housekeeping, 21:34.200 --> 21:36.080 just… just so you can squeeze in a pitiful fuck. 21:36.159 --> 21:38.080 -Pitiful? -[wife] In total silence. Hmm? 21:38.159 --> 21:40.240 With a man who won't touch you with a ten-foot pole. 21:40.320 --> 21:41.159 [Luis exhales] 21:41.240 --> 21:44.280 You didn't consider that this little toy here might be our last attempt 21:44.360 --> 21:46.439 to salvage a marriage that's sinking faster than shit. 21:46.520 --> 21:47.640 What do you mean "sinking"? 21:47.720 --> 21:50.040 How about you think this over before you look down at us 21:50.120 --> 21:51.720 from that high horse of superiority? 21:51.800 --> 21:53.600 Because I swear to you, 21:53.679 --> 21:55.439 eventually one of these things will be in you. 21:55.520 --> 21:58.439 [chuckles] And I guarantee you, it doesn't feel great. 21:58.520 --> 21:59.560 [inhales] 22:03.480 --> 22:04.600 Goodbye, Erika. 22:07.320 --> 22:09.280 -[sighs] -[door closes] 22:09.360 --> 22:11.679 [Pedro] "Worrying won't prevent tomorrow's problems." 22:11.760 --> 22:13.399 "It'll just disturb today's peace." 22:13.480 --> 22:14.960 -[Daniela] Mm-hmm. -#LiveLife. 22:15.040 --> 22:18.960 #Smile, #HappyDay, #LifestyleByDaniela. 22:19.040 --> 22:20.640 Eight-hundred-fifty-seven likes. 22:20.720 --> 22:23.480 -Eight-hundred and sixty-three. -Oh! 22:24.280 --> 22:25.200 Look at the next one. 22:25.280 --> 22:27.919 Oh. There's more. Of course. 22:28.520 --> 22:32.280 Is it necessary to show off your ass every time you post a cheap self-help quote? 22:32.360 --> 22:34.000 Hmm, what should I do next time? 22:34.080 --> 22:36.120 Send you the draft, so his majesty can give approval? 22:36.200 --> 22:37.720 -No, do what you want. -[doorbell rings] 22:38.840 --> 22:41.840 Hey, how about we don't say anything about my job, okay? 22:41.919 --> 22:44.200 How nice. What a great friendship you've got. 22:46.480 --> 22:47.919 [Luz] Mmm! 22:48.000 --> 22:49.840 -So delicious and so healthy. -[Raúl] Mm-hmm. 22:49.919 --> 22:53.000 I'm totally hooked on the wellness world. It's super. [chuckles] 22:53.080 --> 22:55.200 You should've done the obligatory barbecue instead. 22:55.280 --> 22:58.120 -Want me to grill a steak? -No, don't worry. I'll eat the leaves. 22:58.200 --> 22:59.679 -It's fine. -[cell phone chimes] 22:59.760 --> 23:01.840 Is that asshole still bothering you? 23:01.919 --> 23:03.800 Uh, well, my kid signed me up for Tinder, 23:03.880 --> 23:06.320 and, well, she matched me with someone who keeps messaging. 23:06.399 --> 23:08.960 -[all] Ooh! -All right, go, Santi! 23:09.040 --> 23:11.640 -Well, this is historical. [laughs] -Okay, come on, let's see. 23:11.720 --> 23:13.919 -No, no! -Let's see. Let's see, let's see. 23:14.000 --> 23:14.840 [Santi sighs] 23:14.919 --> 23:16.520 [exhales] Santiago. 23:16.600 --> 23:18.439 [Raúl] Well, I think she's a very fuckable MILF. 23:18.520 --> 23:20.480 Of course that's the first thing you say about her. 23:20.560 --> 23:21.960 -[wife] We're exactly the same. -No. 23:22.040 --> 23:23.000 -[Luis] Honey. -What? 23:23.600 --> 23:25.159 -Easy. -[Daniela] Hey, invite her over. 23:25.240 --> 23:27.040 Who, her? Oh, no, I haven't even met her yet. 23:27.120 --> 23:30.120 -Yeah, so she can see you have friends! -No, Raúl, no. Damn it, Raúl, no! 23:30.200 --> 23:31.120 -Let him go. -[laughing] 23:31.200 --> 23:33.000 [Daniela] Santi's on Tinder, wow! 23:33.080 --> 23:36.120 -And you're an influencer, ooh! -Oh, no, I'm a content creator, thank you. 23:36.200 --> 23:37.600 Hmm. What kind of content? 23:37.679 --> 23:39.480 -[Pedro] Lifestyle by Daniela. -[Daniela] Hmm. 23:39.560 --> 23:43.120 Healthy food, mindfulness, decoration. 23:43.200 --> 23:44.679 Whatever stupid stuff comes to mind. 23:44.760 --> 23:45.960 What do you know about that? 23:46.040 --> 23:47.000 Stupid stuff? A lot. 23:47.080 --> 23:49.840 [Pedro] Well, I really have to say, she's made the most of the furlough. 23:49.919 --> 23:53.439 She's got degrees in design, nutrition, oh, and a doctorate in psychology. 23:53.520 --> 23:55.240 Why don't we talk about your promotion? 23:55.320 --> 23:57.280 [Santi] A promotion? You're kidding me, Pedro. 23:57.360 --> 23:58.880 -Ángeles is coming now. -What? 23:58.960 --> 24:01.000 She's desperate. She's perfect for you. [laughing] 24:01.080 --> 24:03.760 All right, let's make a toast, 'cause Pedro's the new chief executive. 24:03.840 --> 24:05.800 Santi's getting laid for the first time in years. 24:05.880 --> 24:08.200 -[Daniela] Lean over, Santi. Move. -[laughing] 24:09.800 --> 24:12.520 -[Luis] Mm. -[sighs] Gotta pee. Bathroom? 24:12.600 --> 24:14.760 -[Daniela] To the left of the front door. -[wife groans] 24:14.840 --> 24:16.080 -How many are there? -Six. 24:16.159 --> 24:18.320 -[wife groans] Fuck me. -[Luis] Want me to come with you? 24:19.120 --> 24:20.080 Leave me alone. 24:20.600 --> 24:21.520 [gasps] 24:22.919 --> 24:24.600 [cell phone chimes] 24:24.679 --> 24:26.480 That's great, right, Santi? 24:26.560 --> 24:29.080 How exciting to get back on the dating scene after a long time. 24:29.159 --> 24:31.200 There's the flirting, the nervousness, the novelty-- 24:31.280 --> 24:35.120 Hell no. The best thing in the world is having someone beside you 24:35.200 --> 24:37.240 who loves you, respects you, understands you. 24:37.320 --> 24:39.080 [Santi] Look, I don't wanna be with anyone. 24:39.159 --> 24:41.240 In fact, I think I'll cancel our date. I'd rather not. 24:41.320 --> 24:44.520 Santi, you don't have to cling onto the patriarchal model of monogamy. 24:44.600 --> 24:45.560 [wife] It fucking sucks! 24:45.640 --> 24:48.040 Okay, I'd been waiting for someone to say that. 24:48.120 --> 24:49.080 To say what? 24:49.159 --> 24:51.720 Suddenly everything is patriarchal. It's like we're a virus. 24:51.800 --> 24:53.880 I feel like there's a war on the Y chromosome now. 24:53.960 --> 24:56.480 It's a defective chromosome. Even the biologists are saying so. 24:56.560 --> 24:58.560 Oh, yeah? So why do you wanna be like us? 24:58.640 --> 25:01.679 No, no, no. Don't confuse things. All we want is equality. 25:01.760 --> 25:04.399 Are female soccer players paid the same as Messi? 25:04.480 --> 25:07.120 -That isn't sexism. It's marketing. -It's a patriarchal market. 25:07.200 --> 25:09.880 -I'm a big fan of women's soccer. -Because you're a pervert, honey. 25:09.960 --> 25:11.280 Well, too bad, Raúl, too bad. 25:11.360 --> 25:14.320 Now we gotta cry. We're all supposed to show our emotions. 25:14.399 --> 25:15.679 [Luz] You're just scared shitless 25:15.760 --> 25:17.560 your perfect world is crashing down around you. 25:17.640 --> 25:18.600 Esther, are you okay? 25:18.679 --> 25:20.880 -[Luz] We see fear in your eyes. -[Santi] You send this? 25:20.960 --> 25:22.080 Why'd you say that, dude? 25:22.159 --> 25:23.439 -[Raúl] What? -Esther. 25:23.520 --> 25:26.679 -[Raúl] Is she coming or not? -Shh! Here, come here. [gasps] 25:28.520 --> 25:30.560 -Esther. -Shh! Come, come. 25:30.640 --> 25:32.600 -Check out this closet. -[Luis] What are you doing? 25:32.679 --> 25:34.679 It's bigger than our whole bedroom. 25:34.760 --> 25:37.040 But, hey, some of us get to marry a television mogul 25:37.120 --> 25:38.080 and have a hot body too, 25:38.159 --> 25:39.800 and some of us marry a cop. 25:39.880 --> 25:41.760 -And look like me. [chuckles] -Sure, honey, yeah. 25:41.840 --> 25:43.439 -What are you doing? -Let's do it in here. 25:43.520 --> 25:46.480 And most important, never objectify a woman at all. 25:46.560 --> 25:48.240 Even though they objectify themselves. 25:48.320 --> 25:50.360 Oh, Daddy doesn't like his little girl in a bikini? 25:50.439 --> 25:53.520 Look, things are changing, and if you don't like it, fuck off. 25:54.320 --> 25:55.320 [Daniela] Exactly. 25:59.280 --> 26:00.240 Is he mad? 26:00.320 --> 26:01.600 You don't even need to come. 26:01.679 --> 26:04.560 -Come on, let's go back downstairs. -[laughing] Come on. 26:04.640 --> 26:06.720 I'll even let you pretend that I'm Daniela. 26:06.800 --> 26:09.919 But, you… no, no, no. But, Esther, you're too drunk right now. 26:10.000 --> 26:12.320 Put your panties back on, or you're gonna lose 'em. 26:13.240 --> 26:14.520 [sighs] 26:14.600 --> 26:16.960 What a loser, my God. [sighs] 26:18.120 --> 26:22.080 Pedro, did I piss you off? Is it what we were talking about? 26:22.600 --> 26:24.880 -[guests chattering] -[sighs] 26:25.560 --> 26:26.760 I got fired from work, Luz. 26:26.840 --> 26:28.000 What? 26:28.080 --> 26:30.240 [Pedro] I told Daniela that I quit, but I-- 26:30.320 --> 26:31.919 They gave my job to a woman. 26:32.000 --> 26:34.880 [groans] Holy shit. I'm so sorry. 26:34.960 --> 26:36.960 The glass ceiling has smashed and fallen on my head. 26:37.040 --> 26:37.880 I'm sorry. 26:37.960 --> 26:40.640 We're in a bad mood, and now she's coming. What's wrong with you? 26:40.720 --> 26:42.760 -Really, why the hell did you do that? -What is this? 26:43.880 --> 26:47.280 What? Nothing. Clearing up. Coffee, anyone? 26:47.360 --> 26:49.399 You're serious? With my best friend? 26:49.480 --> 26:51.159 -[Luz] Raúl, please. -He's your best friend? 26:51.240 --> 26:53.360 As if I'd do anything with Pedro. [scoffs] 26:53.439 --> 26:55.720 -Why are you hugging? -[Luz] Well, he got fired from work. 26:55.800 --> 26:58.040 I guess you guys don't talk about things. 26:59.240 --> 27:01.760 -What? -[Esther] My husband is asexual! 27:01.840 --> 27:03.080 -[Luis] Esther! -[doorbell rings] 27:03.159 --> 27:04.720 [Santi] Oh, shit, I'll go. I'll go. 27:04.800 --> 27:07.120 Uh, which way's the front door? Front door? Here? 27:07.199 --> 27:08.399 Over here. 27:11.240 --> 27:13.399 -[Ángeles] Santi? -Hey, Ángeles. What's up? 27:14.439 --> 27:17.080 Well, well, what a beautiful house you got. 27:17.159 --> 27:19.120 -It's not mine. It's my friend's home. -[laughing] 27:19.199 --> 27:21.199 I did the valuation. I valued it a little bit higher. 27:21.280 --> 27:23.880 [Raúl] You're having an affair. That's why he told you and not me. 27:23.960 --> 27:25.960 -What'd you say, dumbass? -Exactly what you heard. 27:26.040 --> 27:28.280 [Daniela] Do you think it's normal to tell her before me? 27:28.360 --> 27:30.040 What kind of fucking relationship is this? 27:30.120 --> 27:31.199 Uh… [chuckles] 27:31.280 --> 27:33.080 Um, uh… [clears throat] 27:33.159 --> 27:34.520 -Wanna come in or-- -[Esther] Fuck! 27:34.600 --> 27:36.280 -I just wanna fuck! -[Ángeles] Oh, wow-- 27:36.360 --> 27:39.120 [groans] Come down here and drink some coffee. 27:39.679 --> 27:41.960 Hmm, if you want… 27:42.040 --> 27:44.520 -We could take a rain check. -Much better. I'm so sorry, really. 27:44.600 --> 27:45.960 -Bye. -[Ángeles chuckles] 27:46.840 --> 27:47.720 Uh-huh. 27:47.800 --> 27:50.320 -[retching] -[Luz] Okay, it's all right. 27:50.399 --> 27:52.679 -Get it all out, good. -[Esther sobs, spits] 27:52.760 --> 27:56.919 Come on, honey, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. 27:57.000 --> 27:58.800 -[Esther spits, groans] -Thank you. 27:58.880 --> 28:02.040 -[Esther coughs, sobs] -Wipe your mouth. 28:02.120 --> 28:04.280 [lighter clicks] 28:04.360 --> 28:06.159 -You're the one who left her. -Yes. 28:06.240 --> 28:08.919 [Pedro] Raúl, let me make something clear. 28:09.000 --> 28:11.919 I would never sleep with Luz, hmm? That is sacred. 28:13.080 --> 28:15.800 I know. I wouldn't with Daniela either. 28:15.880 --> 28:17.560 [laughs] No way in hell. 28:17.640 --> 28:19.080 [laughing] 28:19.159 --> 28:20.399 You had me worried, bud. 28:24.080 --> 28:26.040 And why won't you screw your wife? 28:26.720 --> 28:27.679 I do fu… 28:28.640 --> 28:29.840 Come on, it's a rough patch. 28:29.919 --> 28:30.840 [Pedro scoffs] 28:32.600 --> 28:34.880 Hey, if you wanna swim, now's your chance. 28:34.959 --> 28:36.720 Don't know how much longer I can pay for this. 28:36.800 --> 28:38.600 [sighs] Come on, let's go. 28:39.439 --> 28:41.120 A bit of fun, let's go. 28:41.199 --> 28:43.760 [shouts] 28:45.639 --> 28:47.439 [gasps] Oh, fuck. 28:47.520 --> 28:49.959 Oh, my God! You don't heat this thing, why? 28:50.040 --> 28:51.639 [laughing] Another margarita? 28:51.720 --> 28:53.760 Uh, not me. I'm too drunk. I'll have some water. 28:53.840 --> 28:54.959 -[grunts] -[Luis] Hey! 28:55.040 --> 28:56.560 We're too old for this, man. 28:56.639 --> 28:59.159 Now you're all supposed to jump in so we can have fun as a group. 28:59.240 --> 29:01.320 -[Santi] Yeah, we'll be right back, man. -[laughing] 29:01.399 --> 29:03.080 Bring me a towel, you fucking bastards. 29:03.159 --> 29:05.000 -[laughs] -[Luis] You've got this big-ass house. 29:05.080 --> 29:06.320 But the water's freezing. 29:06.399 --> 29:08.560 Fuck. Assholes. 29:09.639 --> 29:11.360 I can feel my balls shriveling. 29:12.600 --> 29:13.679 [whimpers] 29:17.560 --> 29:19.560 [theme music playing] riveling.