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ISANG SERIES MULA SA NETFLIX

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Hi. Ako si Santi,

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at sexist ako.

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Ako si Luis, at sexist din ako.

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Ako si Pedro, at mukhang sexist din ako.

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Ako si Raúl, at…

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Ba't andito ako?

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-Uy! Saan ka pupunta?
-Di ko sasabihin 'yong kalokohang 'yon.

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Magba-bar ako.

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Well, sobrang galit na siya.

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Wag kayong mag-alala.
Normal 'yon. Babalik siya. Makikita n'yo.

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Ang importante, andito kayong lahat.
Andito kayo dahil nagpasya kayong kumawala

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sa roles ng toxic masculinity

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at tumungo

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sa bagong pag-unawa sa pagiging lalaki.
Mula ngayon, lahat kayo

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deconstructing sexist pigs na.

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TUNGO SA BAGO
AT HEALTHY MASCULINITY

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-Pare, pa'no tayo napunta dito?
-Di ko nga alam.

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-Nagno-note ba siya?
-Ano nga 'yong last part ulit?

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Pambihira.

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SIX MONTHS AGO

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Sige na, mga pare! Jab, cross!

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Jab, cross! Low kick!
Sige na! Jab, cross! Low kick!

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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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José Ángel.

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Ano 'to?

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Ionizer 'yan. Air purifier 'yan.
Dahil di bumubukas 'yong mga bintana.

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Para di kayo tumalon.

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-Kumusta 'yong…
-Mabuti. Maayos 'yong treatment ko.

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Baka nga maiwasan ko 'yong surgery,
batuta ko na lang.

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Di ko naman ginagamit, pero…
Makinig ka, wag kang magka-cancer.

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Wala sa plano ko.

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Napapaisip ako sa shit na 'to,
alam mo 'yon?

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Nagbabago na 'yong panahon, Pedro.

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Talaga? Di ko napansin.
Parang air purifier lang.

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Laging nangunguna sa panahon
'tong network na 'to, di nahuhuli.

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Ayos naman tayo.

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Nangunguna pa din tayo…

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Alam ng magaling na executive
pag wala nang silbi sa posisyon,

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at pagbigyan 'yong iba.

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José Ángel, andito ako
anumang kailangan mo.

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May ipapakilala ako sa 'yo.

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Hello.

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Cristina, si Pedro.

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Pedro, si Cristina.

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-Hello.
-Hi.

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Bagong director siya ng programming.

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Ibig kong sabihin, gusto ko sanang pumili
ng taong magre-report sa 'kin.

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-Wag kang magalit.
-Wala 'yon.

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Kung ako 'yong bagong CEO,
kailangan kong bumuo ng sarili kong team.

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Sa katunayan, may naisip
na akong mga tao…

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Pedro, CEO pa din ako.

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Ah.

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Naguguluhan ako.

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Kailangan natin ng bagong diskarte
sa programming natin.

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Mas pambabaeng pagtingin.

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Bawasan 'yong patriarchal.

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Iwan mo muna kami, Cristina?

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Tinatanggal mo na ba ako? Kapalit siya?

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Sino ba ang babaeng 'yon?

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Ano'ng sinabi ko tungkol sa Bad Bitch?
Di magandang title para sa sitcom.

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Ironic 'yon, lintik.

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Bugnutin na 'yong mga tao.

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Tingin mo, nakakatawa 'yong babaeng
prostitute na may uterine cancer?

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Maghihiganti siya.
Gaganda 'yon pagkatapos ng fourth episode.

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Tatanggalin mo ba talaga ako

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dahil sa nagwawala, OA na mga babae,

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na pina-trending tayo?

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Walang personalan.

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Corporate decision 'to.

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Lalaki 'yong lahat ng executive natin.

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Nagkataon lang 'yon.

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Hindi, glass ceiling
'yong tawag ng mga babae do'n.

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-Nakikipag-sex ka ba sa kanya?
-Di ba? Iniiwasang comment natin 'yon.

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José Ángel, kakabili ko lang ng bahay
na may limang kuwarto

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at wine cellar.

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-Alam ko. Gusto ko na nga makita.
-Oo ba.

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Sa Sunday, mag-iihaw ako para i-celebrate
'yong pagtanggal mo sa 'kin.

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Magiging maayos 'yong severance pay mo.

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Siniguro kong tama 'yong makukuha mo.

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Sige.

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Good luck. Dahil aalis akong
kasama 'yong diskarte ko.

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'Yong diskarte…

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at 'yong whiteboard na binili ko.

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Iiwan ko na lang muna dito.

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Pero kukunin ko bukas.

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Hello, good evening.
May squatter o magnanakaw sa apartment ko.

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Naliligo sila para walang ebidensiya…

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Naku! Darling, tinakot mo 'ko!

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-Ano'ng ginagawa mo dito?
-Di ko na kaya si Mama.

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Sino'ng nasa shower?

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-Wala naman.
-So ba't nakabukas 'yong gripo?

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Ilang beses kong sinabi,
wag sayangin 'yong tubig.

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Pero matagal bago uminit.

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-Andito ako para tumira kasama ka.
-Ano?

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Ano…

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-Umuwi ka na, Álex, please.
-Kailan ako magkakapagsarili?

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-Pag di mo na nadedelikado 'yong buhay ko.
-Sobrang nakakairita siya!

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-Blanca.
-Kinidnap mo 'yong anak ko!

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Ipapapulis kita!

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Sandali lang. Sandali, please.

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-Ibalik mo 'yong anak ko.
-Diyos ko!

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-Ibalik mo 'yong anak ko!
-Nasa baba ba siya?

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Hindi. Álex. Wag, please… Álex!

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-Ma, tigilan mo na ako!
-Darling, okay ka lang ba?

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Naku! Shit!

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-Sinaktan niya ako! Nakita mo, di ba?
-Blanca, aksidente 'yon!

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Pinapadiligan ng katulong
'yong mga halaman.

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Ibaba mo na siya o ipapupulis kita.

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Álex, bumaba ka na.

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Blanca, bababa ako,

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pero kung mag-uusap tayo
nang maayos, okay?

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Nakaligo at matutulog na sila
nang 9:02 p.m.

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Bago sila nakatulog, pitong beses
akong nagbasa ng Super Inquisitive Kids.

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Muntik na din akong makatulog.

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Hello.

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Gusto mo 'to?

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Oo, ang ganda mo.

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Tatlong euro sa AliExpress.
Pwede mo 'tong punitin.

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Honey, medyo pagod ako. Tinata…

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Tatrabahuhin kita.

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Luis.

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-Tulog ka na?
-Hindi.

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Uy. Pagod na din ako, alam mo 'yon.

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-E, matulog na tayo.
-Hindi. Mag-usap tayo.

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-Ano ba 'yon?
-Lagi na lang ganito.

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Sabihin mong nagloloko ka, please.
O nagpakasal ba ako sa halaman?

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Ha? Di ako nagloloko!

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-Kailan 'yong huli nating sex?
-Ewan ko.

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Limang buwan na!

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Makukuntento na lang ba ako na pagpa-file
ng taxes na 'yong pagiging close natin.

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Aba siyempre, dapat mag-sex tayo.
Pero 'yong kusa. 'Yong natural flow lang!

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Walang flow nga, honey, wala na talaga!

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Pag pinilit mo 'ko… Kahit pa si Nadal,
di makakalaro pag pinilit.

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Luis, patay na
'yong sex life natin. Patay na!

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-Saan ka pupunta?
-Huhubarin 'tong cheap na damit! Ang kati!

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'Yong mga bata.

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Saan ka galing?
Sabihin mo 'ko kung di ka uuwi.

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Darling, buong gabi ako sa kulungan.

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Sabi sa 'yo, nakakairita si Mama.
Uy! Tingnan mo.

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-Sino 'yan?
-Si Marina. Nag-match kayo sa Tinder.

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Hindi, wala akong Tinder.
Di ako gumagamit no'n.

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Eto na. May mas maayos ka bang picture?
Medyo luma na 'to.

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Ha? Wala, darling.

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Alisin mo na ako diyan, okay?
Ayos lang akong single.

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Iba naman 'yong browser history mo.
Malaking boobs, interracial, di ba?

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Ba't mo tinitingnan 'yong computer ko?
Ako'ng masusunod dito.

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Kailangan mo nang lumandi.
Ako'ng bahala. Community manager mo 'ko.

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Di pwede!

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Isa pang match! Wow, cute siya.

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Di ako makikipag-date.

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"Hello, Ángeles. Dinner bukas?"

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Agad agad!

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-Ano'ng ginagawa mo?
-Sabi ko, nayo-yoga ako.

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Kung di ako flexible, di ako paniniwalaan.

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-Nagustuhan mo ba?
-Nahuli ka na, darling.

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Papakasalan ko si Luz.

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Bakit?

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Well, para maging masaya,
ewan ko, para magpatuloy sa buhay.

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Ang lungkot naman. Nakakaawa naman siya.

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-Ano'ng ibig mong sabihin?
-Hello?

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Di kasali 'to!

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Iba pag kasal na, back to zero na.
Parang binyag lang.

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Palibhasa, matanda ka na.

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Carmen, di na tayo magkikita.

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Sige. Akin na 'yong bra ko.

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Preventive detention. Pambihira!

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-Sige na. Serve na namin.
-Iskandalosa siya, sumisigaw sa labas,

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-…nagpapulis, at ako 'yong kalaboso.
-Kung may batuta ka, demonyo ka.

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-Grabe na 'to.
-15-0!

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-Di pa kami ready.
-Mag-usap kayo sa bar, mga tsismoso!

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Nakakainggit ka, pare!

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Mahal ka ng girlfriend, magandang trabaho,
at saka malaking 'yong bagong bahay mo.

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-Sobrang ganda.
-30-0!

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Santi, lahat tayo may problema, okay?

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Ba't ang galing mo at ako hindi?
Tingin ko, di ka mas matalino sa 'kin.

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-40-0!
-Naiinip na ako!

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Sige na! Tumahimik ka, pare.

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Okay, sorry. Sige na.

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40-15!

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Sige na, pare.

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Shit.

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Sorry.

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Nag-resign ka? Pa'no 'yong promotion?

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Oo. Pero ayaw nila akong bumuo
ng sarili kong team. Buwisit sila!

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So, pa'no… Ibig kong sabihin,
pa'no natin babayaran 'tong mga 'to?

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Honey, di pa katapusan ng mundo.
Malaki 'yong separation pay ako.

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Hindi, di ako nag-aalala sa 'yo.

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Nag-aalala ako sa 'kin.
Ang ayos mo, nagpakampante ako.

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-Makaka-move on ka sa pagkatanggal ko.
-O baka hindi.

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Kung lulubog 'yong barko,
kasama 'yong mga crew.

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-Cancel na 'yong housewarming dinner.
-Hindi! Wala tayong ika-cancel.

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Uminom tayo ng wine,
manood ng movie, at saka mag-enjoy tayo.

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-Okay.
-Maghanap ka ng bagong palabas.

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Magbubukas ako ng wine.

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Baka 'yong magnum.

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Okay ka lang, babe?

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Ako? Ayos ako. Ang saya ko kaya.

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Pag lumabas ka sa comfort zone mo,
mapipilitan kang maging creative.

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Asan na 'yong lintik
na bottle opener? Ayon.

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Diyos ko, eto ako,
akala mo asawa ng basketball player.

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Talaga ba, Daniela? Ano na.

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Honey.

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Mas okay kung makakatulong ako.

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Buksan mo 'yong wine. Mago-on ako ng TV.

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Mabebenta natin 'yong Mini.
Di natin kailangan ng dalawang kotse.

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Ano?

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Nakaligo at matutulog na sila
nang 8:57 p.m.

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-Eto.
-Ano 'to?

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Maliit na regalo. Para sa maliit
na pagtatalo natin kagabi.

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Nakakatuwa naman. Ano'ng binili mo?

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Ang laki, Luis.

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Darling, pag di nag-relax, di gagana 'to.

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-Yumuko ka pa.
-Di kasya, sinasabi ko sa 'yo…

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Nakapasok na! Nasa loob na. Di ba?

00:13:21.040 --> 00:13:22.040 align:center
Kumusta?

00:13:22.560 --> 00:13:24.000 align:center
Ewan ko.

00:13:24.079 --> 00:13:25.560 align:center
Ang weird.

00:13:26.880 --> 00:13:27.800 align:center
E, eto?

00:13:27.880 --> 00:13:31.120 align:center
Naku! I-off mo! Ba't gusto 'to ng mga tao?

00:13:31.199 --> 00:13:32.199 align:center
Saglit.

00:13:32.800 --> 00:13:36.120 align:center
-I-off mo! Ano'ng ginagawa mo?
-May isang pindutan lang. Minimalist 'to.

00:13:36.199 --> 00:13:40.320 align:center
-Lintik! Alisin mo na 'yan!
-Masasanay ka din. Ipapasok ko na yata.

00:13:40.400 --> 00:13:43.560 align:center
-Lintik, alisin mo 'yan sa puwet ko!
-Okay.

00:13:43.640 --> 00:13:45.120 align:center
Ingat, buwisit!

00:13:45.640 --> 00:13:46.640 align:center
Honey,

00:13:47.360 --> 00:13:50.079 align:center
pag piniga mo 'yong sphincter mo,
di makakalabas 'to.

00:13:50.599 --> 00:13:51.839 align:center
Ma!

00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:54.160 align:center
Ano 'yon, darling?

00:13:54.240 --> 00:13:55.360 align:center
Natatakot ako!

00:13:59.680 --> 00:14:02.560 align:center
-Ano'ng problema? Bangungot ba?
-Hindi, ako 'yon.

00:14:03.079 --> 00:14:05.520 align:center
Pero sinabi niya sa 'kin,
di na ako makatulog.

00:14:05.599 --> 00:14:08.400 align:center
Itigil n'yo na 'to, okay?
Gabi-gabi na lang ganyan.

00:14:09.199 --> 00:14:12.560 align:center
-Halika na, mga anak. Matulog na.
-Hindi, wag ka. Sasama sa amin si Mama.

00:14:23.800 --> 00:14:26.560 align:center
-May tumatawag sa 'yo.
-Sasagutin ko mamaya, darling.

00:14:33.599 --> 00:14:36.880 align:center
Ba't di ilagay sa salmorejo
para matapos na kayo?

00:14:36.959 --> 00:14:39.199 align:center
Hindi. Sa coulant,
'yong paboritong dessert namin.

00:14:39.280 --> 00:14:42.280 align:center
-Ibigay mo 'yan sa kanya ng nakakahon!
-Sino'ng magpo-propose dito?

00:14:42.360 --> 00:14:46.319 align:center
Ikaw. Pero sa black eye na 'yan,
parang nakakatawa.

00:14:46.400 --> 00:14:48.079 align:center
-Honey!
-Uy! Kumusta?

00:14:48.160 --> 00:14:52.680 align:center
Nakakainis 'tong mga meeting na 'to.
Wow! E, ang gandang match mo.

00:14:53.439 --> 00:14:54.319 align:center
Ang ganda mo.

00:14:54.400 --> 00:14:55.400 align:center
Ikaw din.

00:14:56.079 --> 00:14:57.640 align:center
Alak, please.

00:15:02.079 --> 00:15:04.959 align:center
-Happy anniversary.
-Tatlong taon na, Diyos ko.

00:15:05.040 --> 00:15:06.880 align:center
Bagong record 'to sa 'kin.

00:15:08.000 --> 00:15:11.479 align:center
No'ng nakilala kita, inisip ko,
"Saan galing 'tong tangang 'to?"

00:15:11.560 --> 00:15:12.839 align:center
Love at first sight 'yon.

00:15:14.520 --> 00:15:17.560 align:center
Luz, pakiramdam ko,
ang suwerteng lalaki ko sa mundo.

00:15:18.079 --> 00:15:20.880 align:center
Ikaw 'yong sobrang sexy
at matalinong babae na nakilala ko.

00:15:20.959 --> 00:15:22.439 align:center
Coulant para sa couple.

00:15:22.520 --> 00:15:26.199 align:center
Naku, hindi. Gusto ko ng violet ice cream.

00:15:26.280 --> 00:15:29.199 align:center
-Para match sa mata mo.
-Pero paborito mo 'yon.

00:15:29.280 --> 00:15:30.719 align:center
Oo, pero gusto ko ng ice cream.

00:15:30.800 --> 00:15:33.040 align:center
May ice cream din
'yong coulant. Tingnan mo.

00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:35.479 align:center
Raúl, vanilla ice cream 'yan.
Gusto ko ng violet.

00:15:35.560 --> 00:15:37.880 align:center
Okay, akin na 'yong coulant.
Maga-ice cream siya.

00:15:39.839 --> 00:15:44.280 align:center
Sabihin mo. Natu-turn on pa din ba kita,
o may nami-miss ka?

00:15:44.360 --> 00:15:45.920 align:center
-Ba't mo tinatanong?
-Sumagot ka.

00:15:46.520 --> 00:15:49.479 align:center
Oo. Sobrang natu-turn on ako sa 'yo.

00:15:49.560 --> 00:15:51.839 align:center
Di ko alam 'yong sinasabi mo.
Ano'ng dapat ma-miss?

00:15:51.920 --> 00:15:55.640 align:center
Buong araw kong kasama
'yong nagkakasawang couple.

00:15:55.719 --> 00:15:58.560 align:center
-Pero nagmamahalan pa din tayo, di ba?
-Oo naman.

00:15:58.640 --> 00:16:02.199 align:center
Kaya gusto kong mag-propose,

00:16:02.280 --> 00:16:03.520 align:center
parang kalokohan.

00:16:04.760 --> 00:16:05.920 align:center
Di nga.

00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:07.920 align:center
Pa'no kung mag-open relationship tayo?

00:16:09.319 --> 00:16:10.319 align:center
Ha?

00:16:10.400 --> 00:16:14.280 align:center
Violet ice cream.
Masarap 'to, pero ang sarap ng coulant.

00:16:14.359 --> 00:16:15.680 align:center
Thanks, Duna.

00:16:19.839 --> 00:16:23.120 align:center
-Open relationship?
-So makakapag-sex tayo sa ibang tao.

00:16:24.479 --> 00:16:27.280 align:center
-Saglit…
-Wala kang bang gustong makasamang iba?

00:16:27.359 --> 00:16:28.199 align:center
Wala talaga.

00:16:28.280 --> 00:16:31.439 align:center
Raúl, mahal kita,
pero di tumatagal 'yong monogamy.

00:16:31.520 --> 00:16:35.280 align:center
Nabo-bore at nafu-frustrate 'yong tao.
Kaya nagloloko at nagkakanda-letse-letse.

00:16:35.800 --> 00:16:37.640 align:center
Di ko maintindihan.

00:16:37.719 --> 00:16:40.160 align:center
Dahil ba maayos tayo? Maayos tayo, di ba?

00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:42.880 align:center
Oo! Pero okay mag-open relationship
pag maayos 'yong lahat.

00:16:42.959 --> 00:16:44.280 align:center
Kung hindi, di gagana.

00:16:44.359 --> 00:16:47.760 align:center
So gusto mong payagan kita
na makipag-sex sa ibang lalaki!

00:16:47.839 --> 00:16:51.760 align:center
Hindi, ayoko lang sirain tayo ng monotony.

00:16:52.280 --> 00:16:53.680 align:center
Mahal na mahal kita.

00:16:53.760 --> 00:16:56.120 align:center
Parang kabaliktaran 'yang lahat sa 'kin.

00:16:56.199 --> 00:16:59.479 align:center
Uy, kung di ka pa ready
sa open relationship, naiintindihan ko.

00:16:59.560 --> 00:17:01.839 align:center
Pero tapatin mo 'ko.
Tapusin na lang natin 'to.

00:17:01.920 --> 00:17:04.560 align:center
-Para magkaibigan pa din tayo.
-Ultimatum na 'to?

00:17:04.639 --> 00:17:07.319 align:center
Forty-two years old na ako,
gusto ko nang lahat.

00:17:07.399 --> 00:17:10.680 align:center
Gusto ko ng init ng tahanan,
pero kailangan ko din ng iba pang init.

00:17:10.760 --> 00:17:12.560 align:center
Ayokong magsinungaling.

00:17:15.480 --> 00:17:17.960 align:center
Pwede bang pag-isipan ko man lang 'to?

00:17:18.040 --> 00:17:19.359 align:center
Sige, darling.

00:17:20.680 --> 00:17:23.159 align:center
Ayan. Nasabi ko na. Diyos ko, ang kaba ko.

00:17:23.800 --> 00:17:26.000 align:center
-Di ba? Gusto ko na kumain ng coulant.
-Hindi.

00:17:26.079 --> 00:17:30.440 align:center
Gusto mo ng violet ice cream, di ba?
Kainin mo na, o matutunaw 'yan.

00:17:31.040 --> 00:17:32.480 align:center
-Konti lang.
-Hindi.

00:17:33.080 --> 00:17:33.919 align:center
Akin 'to.

00:17:34.000 --> 00:17:35.399 align:center
-Pakagat lang.
-Hoy!

00:18:03.840 --> 00:18:05.080 align:center
Daniela!

00:18:05.159 --> 00:18:06.600 align:center
Chaturanga.

00:18:06.680 --> 00:18:08.200 align:center
Mag-cobra pose tayo.

00:18:08.720 --> 00:18:12.040 align:center
At saka downward-facing dog.
Very good, girls.

00:18:12.560 --> 00:18:16.520 align:center
Habang kumukunekta 'yong isip
at katawan natin,

00:18:17.159 --> 00:18:18.919 align:center
magpapasalamat tayo.

00:18:19.440 --> 00:18:23.200 align:center
Magpasalamat, parang sa simbahan,
pero walang nanenermon. Relax.

00:18:23.280 --> 00:18:24.480 align:center
Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

00:18:25.800 --> 00:18:28.640 align:center
Sinusulit 'yong sunrise
para mag-post ng video sa Instagram.

00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:30.640 align:center
-Di ako makatulog.
-Talaga ba?

00:18:30.720 --> 00:18:34.360 align:center
Kumita si Cynthia ng 2,000 euros na i-post
'yong picture na umiinom ng kombucha.

00:18:34.960 --> 00:18:37.919 align:center
Kalahating milyon 'yong followers
ni Cynthia. Ilan sa 'yo, 500?

00:18:38.000 --> 00:18:40.600 align:center
-Kailangang umpisahan.
-Ano'ng uumpisahan?

00:18:40.679 --> 00:18:43.520 align:center
Pedro, kumita, darling.
Kailangan kong maghanapbuhay.

00:18:44.120 --> 00:18:46.280 align:center
Bilis! Kuhanan mo 'ko ng picture!

00:18:46.800 --> 00:18:48.880 align:center
-Bilisan mo, Pedro, please!
-Eto na.

00:18:49.480 --> 00:18:51.320 align:center
Sige nga. Ah…

00:18:51.399 --> 00:18:53.919 align:center
I-portrait mode mo.
Di mo masasama 'yong legs ko!

00:18:54.800 --> 00:18:56.760 align:center
Ayon na ba? Nakuhanan mo?

00:18:56.840 --> 00:18:59.240 align:center
Okay, ayoko na. Nakuhanan mo?

00:18:59.320 --> 00:19:03.280 align:center
-Naka-selfie mode. Ako 'yong nakuhanan.
-Diyos ko. Ang pangit mo.

00:19:03.960 --> 00:19:06.280 align:center
Darling, ang pangit mo!

00:19:06.360 --> 00:19:11.440 align:center
Sige na, guys! Jab! Cross! Middle!

00:19:11.520 --> 00:19:16.320 align:center
Sige na, last na! Jab! Cross! Middle!

00:19:16.399 --> 00:19:18.360 align:center
Ayos, break muna!

00:19:19.200 --> 00:19:20.399 align:center
Break muna!

00:19:20.919 --> 00:19:22.159 align:center
Pedro, tama na!

00:19:27.880 --> 00:19:31.560 align:center
Mababago ng bagong legal agreement
'yong measures na inaprubahan ng judge

00:19:31.640 --> 00:19:34.679 align:center
kung kinakailangan ng bagong
pangangailangan ng mga bata

00:19:34.760 --> 00:19:38.280 align:center
o pagbabago ng mga kalagayang
isinasaalang-alang sa pagpayag sa kanila.

00:19:38.360 --> 00:19:41.040 align:center
Luz, andito ako dahil magkaibigan tayo

00:19:41.120 --> 00:19:44.200 align:center
at saka alam kong di ka papanig
sa passive-aggressive shit na 'to.

00:19:44.280 --> 00:19:46.560 align:center
Blanca, andito ako para mamagitan,
gaya nang dati.

00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:49.120 align:center
Nakalagay sa agreement
na titira siya sa 'kin. Period.

00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:51.880 align:center
Noon, di naisaalang-alang
'yong opinion ni Álex,

00:19:51.960 --> 00:19:53.640 align:center
pero 16 years old na siya.

00:19:53.720 --> 00:19:56.960 align:center
-Gusto kong tumira kay Papa.
-Pinapa-drugs niya siya para ayawan ako.

00:19:57.040 --> 00:20:00.159 align:center
Siguro ngayong ako naman
'yong may gusto ng full custody.

00:20:00.240 --> 00:20:02.520 align:center
Ano'ng kulang, isang gabi pa ba
sa kulungan?

00:20:02.600 --> 00:20:03.520 align:center
Blanca, please.

00:20:03.600 --> 00:20:05.720 align:center
Pinagtutulungan n'yo ako! Okay.

00:20:05.800 --> 00:20:07.360 align:center
Magkita tayo sa korte.

00:20:07.440 --> 00:20:12.000 align:center
Kung tetestigo si Álex, may custody
si Santi, makukuha din niya 'yong bahay.

00:20:12.600 --> 00:20:13.880 align:center
Palalayasin mo din ako?

00:20:13.960 --> 00:20:17.840 align:center
Hindi! Wala akong sinabi.
Pero kung maibabalik 'yong bahay ko, well…

00:20:19.560 --> 00:20:21.040 align:center
Gawin mo'ng gusto mo.

00:20:21.120 --> 00:20:22.520 align:center
Buwisit kang bata ka.

00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:25.399 align:center
Wag kang mag-aanak!

00:20:34.600 --> 00:20:36.240 align:center
Well, rocket 'yan.

00:20:37.000 --> 00:20:41.280 align:center
Oo, 'yon 'yong sinabi ni Ulises.
Sobrang nakakailang, sa totoo lang.

00:20:41.360 --> 00:20:44.520 align:center
Sobrang strict
ng child protection policy namin.

00:20:44.600 --> 00:20:47.399 align:center
Pero rocket lang 'yan,
gaya no'ng sinabi ko, Erika.

00:20:55.880 --> 00:20:57.800 align:center
Oo, para lumipad.

00:20:57.880 --> 00:20:59.520 align:center
Saan mo naiwan 'yan?

00:20:59.600 --> 00:21:00.880 align:center
Hinugasan ko sa CR.

00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:05.080 align:center
Talagang naiintindihan ko na may maliliit
na laruan 'yong mga magulang sa bahay,

00:21:05.159 --> 00:21:08.800 align:center
-Pero kailangan n'yo…
-Ano talagang naiintindihan mo, Erika?

00:21:08.880 --> 00:21:09.880 align:center
Ha?

00:21:09.960 --> 00:21:12.840 align:center
Iang taon ka na? Twenty-five, twenty-six?

00:21:12.919 --> 00:21:13.760 align:center
Thirty-one.

00:21:13.840 --> 00:21:17.880 align:center
Lintik, mukha kang mas bata.
May asawa ka na? May mga anak?

00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:19.800 align:center
-Wala.
-Kaya mukha siyang bata.

00:21:19.880 --> 00:21:23.040 align:center
Siguradong marami kang tinuturo
sa mga nine years old.

00:21:23.120 --> 00:21:26.640 align:center
Pero lintik, di mo alam
kung pa'no 'yong mag-asawa.

00:21:27.360 --> 00:21:29.600 align:center
Para subukan at humanap ng 20 minutes

00:21:29.679 --> 00:21:32.480 align:center
sa driving lessons,
sa mga pasaway at burarang maybahay,

00:21:32.560 --> 00:21:36.080 align:center
naglalaba at naggagawaing-bahay,
para lang magmakaawang makipag-sex.

00:21:36.159 --> 00:21:38.080 align:center
-Pagmamakaawa?
-Nang walang ingay.

00:21:38.159 --> 00:21:40.240 align:center
Na may asawang di ka man lang ginagalaw.

00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:44.320 align:center
Di mo ba naisip na 'yong laruan
'yon, huli at desperadong pagtatangka

00:21:44.399 --> 00:21:46.439 align:center
para isalba 'yong pagsasama
na mawawasak na?

00:21:46.520 --> 00:21:47.600 align:center
Di naman gano'n.

00:21:47.679 --> 00:21:51.720 align:center
Kaya mag-ingat ka sa susunod
na maliitin mo kami mula sa pedestal mo.

00:21:51.800 --> 00:21:55.439 align:center
Dahil baka 'to mismong kahantungan mo.

00:21:56.360 --> 00:21:58.800 align:center
Sinisiguro ko sa 'yo, di maganda 'yon.

00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:04.600 align:center
Goodbye, Erika.

00:22:09.360 --> 00:22:13.399 align:center
"Di maaalis 'yong mga problema bukas
ng pag-aalala, pero 'yong peace ngayon."

00:22:13.480 --> 00:22:18.919 align:center
#Live, #Smile, #HappyDay,
#LifestyleByDaniela.

00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:20.800 align:center
857 likes.

00:22:20.880 --> 00:22:22.439 align:center
863.

00:22:24.120 --> 00:22:27.480 align:center
-Check mo 'yong susunod.
-Ah. Madami pa.

00:22:28.520 --> 00:22:32.520 align:center
Ipinagyayabang mo talaga 'yong puwet mo
para mag-post ng cheap self-help quote?

00:22:32.600 --> 00:22:36.120 align:center
Ipapadala ko ba sa 'yo 'yong draft
para maging okay sa kanyang kamahalan.

00:22:36.200 --> 00:22:37.720 align:center
Hindi, isulat mo'ng gusto mo.

00:22:38.840 --> 00:22:41.840 align:center
Mas mabuting wag na nating pag-usapan
'yong trabaho ko, okay?

00:22:41.919 --> 00:22:44.040 align:center
Ang bait mo naman,
honest ka pang kaibigan.

00:22:48.080 --> 00:22:49.840 align:center
Ang sarap no'n. Ang healthy.

00:22:49.919 --> 00:22:52.480 align:center
Sobrang gusto ko na
'tong healthy lifestyle.

00:22:52.560 --> 00:22:55.200 align:center
Magba-barbeque nga sana ako
para sa housewarming.

00:22:55.280 --> 00:22:58.120 align:center
-Gusto mo ng steak?
-Hindi, maggugulay ako. Ayos lang.

00:22:59.800 --> 00:23:03.800 align:center
-Binubuwisit ka naman ba?
-Nilagay ako ng anak ko sa Tinder,

00:23:03.880 --> 00:23:06.320 align:center
todo send ng message 'yong ide-date ko.

00:23:07.320 --> 00:23:09.399 align:center
Go, Santi! Mahalagang araw 'to.

00:23:09.480 --> 00:23:10.399 align:center
Patingin.

00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:11.640 align:center
Hindi!

00:23:11.720 --> 00:23:12.960 align:center
Uy, Raúl!

00:23:13.040 --> 00:23:14.159 align:center
Halika, tingnan mo.

00:23:15.439 --> 00:23:16.520 align:center
Santiago.

00:23:16.600 --> 00:23:18.439 align:center
-Hoy.
-Ang sarap na MILF niya.

00:23:18.520 --> 00:23:20.439 align:center
'Yan 'yong unang sasabihin nila.

00:23:20.520 --> 00:23:21.960 align:center
-Pareho talaga kami.
-Hindi.

00:23:22.040 --> 00:23:23.000 align:center
-Honey.
-Ano?

00:23:23.600 --> 00:23:27.040 align:center
-Papuntahin mo siya.
-Sino? Siya? Hindi, di ko pa nakikilala.

00:23:27.120 --> 00:23:30.120 align:center
-Para alam niya na may mga kaibigan ka!
-Hindi, Raúl!

00:23:30.200 --> 00:23:31.120 align:center
Hayaan mo siya.

00:23:31.200 --> 00:23:33.000 align:center
Nasa Tinder si Santi, wow!

00:23:33.080 --> 00:23:34.679 align:center
At saka influencer ka, ah!

00:23:34.760 --> 00:23:37.720 align:center
-Hindi, content creator, please.
-Anong content?

00:23:37.800 --> 00:23:39.040 align:center
Lifestyle by Daniela.

00:23:39.560 --> 00:23:44.679 align:center
Healthy food, mindfulness, deco…
Anumang tangang naiisip ko.

00:23:44.760 --> 00:23:45.960 align:center
Alam mo'ng lahat 'yon?

00:23:46.040 --> 00:23:48.560 align:center
-Mga kalokohan? Madami.
-Mga natapos niya sa pahinga.

00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:50.480 align:center
Master in interior design,

00:23:50.560 --> 00:23:53.439 align:center
degree in nutrition, at PhD in psychology!

00:23:53.520 --> 00:23:55.240 align:center
Pag-usapan natin 'yong promotion mo?

00:23:55.320 --> 00:23:57.280 align:center
-Na-promote ka? Ayos!
-Oo.

00:23:57.360 --> 00:23:58.880 align:center
-Papunta na si Ángeles!
-Ha?

00:23:58.960 --> 00:24:01.919 align:center
-Desperada siya. Bagay siya sa 'yo, pare.
-Sige na, cheers!

00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:05.760 align:center
Bagong CEO si Pedro at saka makikipag-sex
na si Santi matapos 'yong tatlong taon.

00:24:05.840 --> 00:24:07.080 align:center
Kunin mo siya, Santi!

00:24:10.840 --> 00:24:12.679 align:center
Naiihi ako. Saan 'yong CR?

00:24:12.760 --> 00:24:14.360 align:center
May isa sa kaliwa.

00:24:14.840 --> 00:24:16.080 align:center
-May ilan ba?
-Anim.

00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:19.040 align:center
Sasama ba ako?

00:24:19.120 --> 00:24:20.080 align:center
Layuan mo 'ko!

00:24:24.679 --> 00:24:28.240 align:center
Ayos 'yon, Santi. Exciting
na makikipag-date ka na ulit ngayon.

00:24:28.320 --> 00:24:31.200 align:center
May landian, kaba, bagong karanasan…

00:24:31.280 --> 00:24:35.040 align:center
Di talaga! 'Yong katabi mo
'yong nagmamahal, rumerespeto,

00:24:35.120 --> 00:24:39.080 align:center
-…at umintindi sa 'yo, 'yon 'yong best.
-Gusto ko lang mag-isa.

00:24:39.159 --> 00:24:41.240 align:center
Sa totoo lang, gusto kong i-cancel.

00:24:41.320 --> 00:24:44.520 align:center
Di mo kailangang kumapit sa patriarchal
at monogamous relationship.

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Nakakabuwisit 'yon!

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Matagal ko nang hinihintay na may magsabi.

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Magsabi ng ano?

00:24:49.159 --> 00:24:51.720 align:center
Biglang patriarchal na 'yong lahat.
Para tayong virus.

00:24:51.800 --> 00:24:53.880 align:center
Lahat kayo nakikidigma na sa Y chromosome.

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Defective chromosome 'yon.
Sabi din ng biologists.

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Ah, talaga? Ba't kayo gumagaya sa amin?

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Hindi. Wag mong baluktutin.
Equality 'yong gusto namin.

00:25:02.399 --> 00:25:04.399 align:center
May babaeng player
na parehong kita ni Messi?

00:25:04.480 --> 00:25:07.120 align:center
-Hindi 'to sexism. Market 'to.
-Isang patriarchal market.

00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:09.880 align:center
-Gusto ko 'yong women's soccer.
-Dahil manyakis ka.

00:25:09.960 --> 00:25:11.280 align:center
Well, sayang naman, Raúl.

00:25:11.360 --> 00:25:14.320 align:center
Iiyak na tayo.
Ipapakita na natin 'yong emotions.

00:25:14.399 --> 00:25:17.560 align:center
Sobrang takot lang kayo
dahil gumuguho na 'yong mundo n'yo.

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Esther, okay ka lang?

00:25:18.679 --> 00:25:21.679 align:center
-Halata 'yong takot sa mga mata mo.
-Ba't mo sinulat 'yon, pare?

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-Ano'ng isusulat ko?
-Esther!

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Halika.

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-Esther!
-Halika. Tingnan mo 'tong walk-in closet!

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-Ano'ng ginagawa mo?
-Mas malaki pa sa kuwarto natin.

00:25:34.760 --> 00:25:38.080 align:center
Nakakakuha ng sexy at TV genius 'yong iba,

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at 'yong iba naman, mataba at pulis.
Mag-sex tayo dito.

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-Ano'ng ginagawa mo? Hindi!
-Sige na.

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Higit sa lahat, wag na wag
i-objectify 'yong mga babae.

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Ino-objectify na nila
'yong mga sarili nila.

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Ayaw ni Daddy na nagbibikini
'yong girl niya?

00:25:50.439 --> 00:25:53.520 align:center
Alam mo, nagbabago na 'yong mga bagay.
Kung ayaw mo, bahala ka.

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Mismo.

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Galit ba siya?

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Di mo kailangang magpalabas.

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-Halika na, bumaba na tayo.
-Sige na.

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Papayagan kitang magpanggap
na ako si Daniela.

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Hindi. Esther, lasing ka na.

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Ibalik mo'ng mga panty
o mawawala mo'ng mga 'yan.

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Ang boring mo, pambihira.

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Pedro.

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Galit ka ba? Nag-uusap lang tayo.

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Natanggal ako, Luz.

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Ha?

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Sinabi ko kay Daniela na nag-resign ako,
pero babae 'yong ipinalit nila sa 'kin.

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Shit, sorry.

00:26:35.000 --> 00:26:37.880 align:center
-Binasag at dinurog ako ng glass ceiling.
-Sorry.

00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:40.760 align:center
Papunta na siya, at ganito tayong lahat.
Ang sakit mo sa ulo.

00:26:40.840 --> 00:26:43.360 align:center
-Ba't ka nagunguha ng phones?
-Ano'ng ginagawa n'yo?

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Ano? Wala. Naglilinis. Kape?

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Talaga? Sa best friend ko?

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-Raúl, please.
-Best friend mo siya?

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As if may gagawin ako kay Pedro.

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-Bakit mo siya niyakap?
-Kasi natanggal siya.

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Pero dahil di kayo nag-uusap ng mga bagay…

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-Ano?
-Asexual 'yong asawa ko!

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Esther!

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Shit, aalis na ako.

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Saan 'yong palabas? Dito ba?

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Sa front door.

00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:13.399 align:center
-Santi?
-Uy, Ángeles! Kumusta?

00:27:14.840 --> 00:27:17.080 align:center
Aba, ang gandang bahay.

00:27:17.600 --> 00:27:21.159 align:center
Di sa 'kin 'to. Sa kaibigan ko.
Pero inalam ko kung magkano. Mas mataas…

00:27:21.240 --> 00:27:23.760 align:center
Magkasama kayo! Kaya sinabi niya
sa 'yo pero di sa 'kin!

00:27:23.840 --> 00:27:25.960 align:center
-Ano'ng sinabi mo?
-'Yong mismong narinig mo.

00:27:26.040 --> 00:27:30.080 align:center
Tama ba na sabihin mo muna sa kanya?
Anong klaseng relasyon 'to?

00:27:31.199 --> 00:27:33.800 align:center
Uy. Gusto mong pumasok…

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Lintik! Gusto kong makipag-sex!

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-Wow.
-Halika. Magkape ka!

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Kung gusto mo,
Kita na lang tayo sa ibang araw.

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Tama, okay 'yon. Excuse me. Sorry. Bye!

00:27:48.439 --> 00:27:51.960 align:center
Ayan, ayos 'yan. Ilabas mo lang lahat.

00:27:53.399 --> 00:27:56.120 align:center
Ayan, honey. Ayan.
Ilabas mo lahat, ayan na.

00:27:59.360 --> 00:28:00.240 align:center
Eto.

00:28:04.199 --> 00:28:06.159 align:center
-Akala ko nag-quit ka na.
-Oo.

00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:08.919 align:center
Raúl, magkalinawan muna tayo.

00:28:09.000 --> 00:28:11.919 align:center
Di ako makikipag-sex kay Luz.
Sagrado 'yon.

00:28:13.080 --> 00:28:15.439 align:center
Alam ko. Di ko din magagawa
kay Daniela 'yon.

00:28:15.520 --> 00:28:16.800 align:center
Oo nga, hindi nga!

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Pinag-alala mo 'ko.

00:28:24.080 --> 00:28:29.840 align:center
-Ikaw, ba't di ka nakikipag-sex?
-May… May pinagdadaanan lang.

00:28:32.600 --> 00:28:34.880 align:center
Kung sino'ng gustong mag-swim, sige lang.

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Di ko alam
kung mababayaran ko 'tong lahat nang 'to.

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Tara, mag-swim tayo. Magsaya tayo, lintik!

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Lintik!

00:28:47.520 --> 00:28:49.959 align:center
Lintik, di ba 'to pinainit?

00:28:50.040 --> 00:28:53.760 align:center
-Margarita pa?
-Ayoko na, lasing na ako. Magtutubig ako.

00:28:54.600 --> 00:28:56.159 align:center
-Uy!
-Matatanda na tayo para diyan.

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Dapat tatalon na kayo
para makapagtawanan tayong apat.

00:28:59.240 --> 00:29:00.480 align:center
Oo, maya-maya.

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Pahinging towel, mga gago!

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Ang laking bahay,
pero walang water heater.

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Mga gago.

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Lumiliit na 'yong mga bayag ko.

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